List of bit characters
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- For a list of cameos, see here.
- For a list of mentioned characters, see here.
- For a list of characters used by The Neutrals, see here.
This is a list of minor background characters appearing throughout the series.
Chapter 9 church members
Al Sex O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan
Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan's brother. A Christian who is first seen on chapter 9: fuds choice, Page 19 in the background, slashing apart a Satanist with his sword. He is later seen during the service for those who were lost during Chapter 9. He attempts to attack Sinu in a rage after he enters the church only to be killed by one of the skeletons summoned.
Bob of Booey
A bald, gray shirted Christian seen alongside Father Bartholomew, Brian Damage and Radiant Tanner. They lead the attack on the Satanists on chapter 9: fuds choice, Page 18. He is shot in the face by one of Minion's skeletons.
A Christian first seen alongside Father Bartholomew, wielding a spear on chapter 9: fuds choice, Page 18. He is later seen among the crowd attending the service for the fallen pastors during Chapter 25: Wicked Influence and is killed during Sinu's assault.
Father Bartholomew and Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan
after him, he must die!! god demands it, we must kill him for god
everyone KILL HIM NOW!!!! he must die god demands it
A gray haired and red haired pair of pastors who harass Porky during Chapter 9: fuds choice. They are known as Father Bartholomew (named by Phantom Ghostmas) and Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan (named by Beau-tiful) respectively.
An athletic Christian first seen leaping around the battlefield on chapter 9: fuds choice, Page 19. He is later seen attending Sister Fister's service for the fallen pastors in Chapter 25: Wicked Influence and is one of the survivors of Sinu's visit.
Mrs No Kisses
Chad's wife who is seen shocked when Porky accidentally uses his Neutral powers to revive Pastor Henrey. According to Chad, she was never intimate with him. She is killed during Sinu's visit to the church in Chapter 25: Wicked Influence.
A bald Christian wearing a red shirt, first seen alongside Father Bartholomew, Bob of Booey, and Brian Damage rushing to attack the Satanists on chapter 9: fuds choice, Page 18. As Chris Chin and Evangeline torch the church with molotovs, he kneels in prayer hoping for salvation but is struck by one of the bottles and is presumably killed.
An elderly Christian seen leading the prayer on Chapter 25.5: Wicked Influence Part 2, Page 1. She is briefly seen next to Mrs No Kisses and Chad as Porky unintentionally reveals his powers. She is slain by a skeleton shooting her with a crossbow during Chapter 25: Wicked Influence.
Vinny the Piss (Christian)
- Not to be confused with a minor troll also named Vinny the Piss.
A Christian first seen in the background during chapter 9: fuds choice, Page 19, aiming his gun. He is later seen during Chapter 25: Wicked Influence, where he is selected by Brogan to be killed as part of an "initiation ritual" set up by Chris Chin.
Chapter 9 Satanists (Bjorn and Lettuce Head)
A gang of Satanists who appear out of the blue to stop the Christians from killing Coyote and his friends. The yellow-haired individual is known as Bjorn while the green-haired individual is known as Lettuce Head. The names were suggested by Embergram and RedditHater respectively.
Bjorn is later referenced during Chapter 25: Wicked Influence where it is explained that he and Kelic were in charge of guarding the fountain. Chris Chin and Evangeline are stated to have recovered his corpse and the others slain during the battle (presumably including Lettuce Head) and moved them to a drop off point for recovery. Bjorn is also stated to be the "Brother" of Sinu's lover, Freya.
Chapter 11 Villagers / Floridians
A group of villagers appearing in Chapter 11 who are decimated by Shadow. Later, they appear in a non-canon Dragon Ball Z themed page where they are revealed to be from Florida, drawing Vegeta's hatred. The young child is known as Little Timmy and was named by Exorine.
A small rabbit appearing on The Adventures of Underbite Troll, Page 10. The Fist in Poo Clan use him to try and figoure out how sex works, but they wind up urinating on him. His name James Cordon was suggested by YuraYT.
Lemon Stealing Whore
i wont lie. ive always had a thing for pigs. i like a man with some meat on there bone
A busty, blonde woman appearing in Chapters 8 and 9. She seduces Porky and leads him to a bathroom where the two have sex. Afterwards she gifts Porky with her bra and steals his belongings unbeknownst to him. The name Lemon Stealing Whore was suggested by cheesey.
I so have a dino stiffy right about nowwww!
A gay dinosaur appearing in Tails Gets Gay: The Dickfenders. He is a friend of Gay Skat and helps Gay Tails with his makeover. His initial label was Gay Raptor after Embergram was asked about the characters name, but after the poll to name unnamed characters, he was officially named Tyrannosaurus Sex by chapple.
Minor reoccurring trolls
Trolls that appear in more than one chapter.
This fight has been going on for SO LONG that I don't even remember why it started in the first place! It's NEVER going to end! Not to mention the new artwork is too good, it really misses the point of Tails Gets Trolled...the old art had SOUL!! And why is Coyote showing too much emotion? AND WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOWING HIS ASS!?
A troll lacking in facial features and color. He complains about the state of the comic, wanting to go back to seeing what Tails and Shadow are up to, before he is cut down the middle by a Miladox empowered Demaro. He later returns after being freed from Miladox's body to complain once more, criticizing the soulless art-style and prominent display of Coyote's ass in Chapter 23. His name was suggested by cheesey and Red engi Gay gay.
Shadow hasn't done anything to you, he's just a fucking noob.
A troll with blue skin, wearing a brown shirt. He initially shows up as part of Jacko the Troll's group hunting down Silver. Later, he accompanies the Troll King who is searching for the Words of Death, and has his head snapped off by Troll King. Named suggested by caw.
He makes a brief appearance in Tails Gets Gay as well, where he offers Gay Troll King a cookie from his neck pussy.
A troll with a large bucktooth who makes minor appearances over the course of Chapters 14 and 15. He has a pet turtle and begs to be spared from Silver so he can watch over his turtle. Named by metto.
Expert Dick Sucker
I'll suck your dick if you let me go.. Your big beasty dick!
A troll wearing a sleeveless blue shirt. He is spotted in the crowd watching the trolling competition in TAoUT. When cornered by Demaro and his Guardian, he offers to suck Dusk Hunter's dick in order to survive but is killed by Demaro launching himself from inside his Guardian, slashing his neck.
An obese brown skinned troll seen in the audience for the trolling tournament in TAoUT, and later seen as part of the group showing up to interrupt Coyote and Demaro's battle. His soul is sucked into Miladox's realm and once freed, he is seen with (You) listening to him rant.
YOOOOOO!!! I fucking found a fucking cannon man! Woahhh fuckin right? I'm so fuckin gonna shoot it! FUUUUUCKKKK!!!
A troll armed with a cannon. Fires a shot at Demaro, breaking his arm, but is shortly killed off. His soul is among those who are absorbed by Miladox in Chapter 23: The conclusion - Part 3, but is freed later. Also has a tendency to overuse the "Fuck" word in his speech. His name was suggested by siah.
...I'm sure it's no surprise of what game i prefer.. Gears of War of course!
A troll wearing a helmet that resembles Master Chief of the Halo series. He shows up in The Adventures of Underbite Troll to teabag the tournament registrar after his suicide, declaring that Troll Face has passed a new law stating that the dead are to be teabagged immediately. He later appears during Chapter 21 to protect Troll City from Demaro and Coyote's battle, but is killed, not before revealing his love for Gears of War. His soul is later absorbed into Miladox. The name Master Queef was suggested by Samsonese, amystry18 and an anonymous voter.
Yo, before i die, i wanted to thank our Patreon subscribers! Tommy Kaira, IKK, Puke Fukem. And thanks to our sugar Daddy Avbrey C& aelig;sar!! More thanks to come, bitches!
A strange troll with black skin and a pink suit adorned with a dark blue bra and panties. He confronts Demaro and attempts to fight him 1-on-1 but is quickly killed, but not before shouting out the comic's (as of then) Patreon subscribers. He later reappears when freed from Miladox's body to re-thank the new Patreon subscribers for their generosity. The name "Patreoll" was suggested by Trimbo.
PS2 racing game background character
Every man for himself RUN!!!
A troll carrying a foam finger seen cheering from the stands in The Adventures of Underbite Troll, Page 11. He is one of the casualties when Demaro powers up to and begins murdering many other trolls.
A troll dressed in all red. He is seen in the crowd watching the trolling championship and then murdered alongside many others during Demaro's rampage.
Sneed and Sneed
Yeah but that unbreakable thing? Ya know? It can't be broken...
IM RICH BITCH!! THIS IS A BRICK!! IM LKIE A NINJA WHO FLYS!! IM A SHINOBI BITCH!! IM THE ONE!! IM FUCKING NEO!! IM THE MOTHA FUCKING MAN!! I LIKE TITTIES!!
A pair of yellow-skinned trolls who appear as backup to defend Troll City during Demaro and Coyote's battle. They are also briefly seen in the crowd during the match between the BiteUnder Squad and The Fist in Poo Clan during The Adventures of Underbite Troll. The one with the green tie is burned alive by Demaro's toxic vines and is also noted to have a white penis. The other troll boasting to be many things such as a rich bitch, a shinobi, and even Neo, throws a brick at Demaro. He is murdered alongside Varic on Chapter 21, Page 18. Together, they share the name Sneed, which was suggested by two anonymous voters, Peper, Ellis Stothard, Crumpet, Exorine, and Vitamin G.
THE Mr. Butt Fairy
Those fuck nip douche fags will bleed from all holes.
A troll appearing to help defend Troll City during Chapter 21: The conclusion Part 1. He Jacko's friend with benefits, though it is stated that the two only do "butt stuff" with each other. Fucking Neo (one of the yellow trolls seen in the same chapter) also states that he allegedly owes him a blow job, while also referring to him as a "butt fairy". His ghost briefly appears after Miladox is compressed, lamenting his lack of an asshole as a ghost and his inability to receive anal sex as a result. His name is a combination of the 2nd and 3rd place results (Mr. Butt Fairy, suggested by Chaz and THE Butt Fairy, suggested by Wicked Bee) for the "Butt Fairy" troll. The results were combined after a suggestion to Embergram that they could be used together as the results were similar in theme.
You noobs getting your asses kicked by the guy from 127 hours.. Damn. We're your backup bitch! Lili and Stitch..
A troll with white hair and a long white beard and mustache, dressed in purple. He appears briefly in the audience during TAoUT's trolling competition, and is one of the victim's of Demaro's rampage during Chapter 22. He was named by AbominationGod.
Notable trolls that appear in only one chapter of the comic and have some (or none at all) lines of dialogue. They are generally unnamed.
A troll who attempts to suck his own dick. Unfortunately, his own dick is cut off by Demaro causing him to run off in pain. His penis is absorbed into Miladox's realm.
A troll that initially appears to have a butthole for his lips. He experiences his first "golden shower" via Coyote.
Chapter 13 Trolls
A mass of trolls who rush out to confront Silver and friends after they set off a large explosion. Coyote then puzzles the group by asking them "whats unbreakable that can be broken" before Silver drops a large cage on them. Afterwards, they are speared to death by Silver and Blaze.
The members of the group with dialogue have been named Yogurt Tits (suggested by Phantom Ghostmas), Big Mouth (2017) (suggested by Anon but could be referred to as Mae), Cut off John (suggested by Big balls guy), and Nathen Fredrick Tailor "NFT" (also suggested by Phantom Ghostmas).
Yeah.. Let's go before she decides to eat us, i don't want to be eaten out.
Ebenezer D. Nutz
A troll wearing a top hat who appears on chapter 13: taking action part 2, Page 17 with his friends. He is not seen being attacked by any of Tom and Sylvester's puppets, but it is not likely that he survived their onslaught. Named by aboatwithlegs.
.....I is not stayin here any longah!!!
G. I. Jerkoff
oh hell yeah hes got that awesome fucking grass, i call it the gra gra
A troll wearing military gear, first appearing in chapter 10: silver's plan and tails training, Page 5. He initially dismisses Knuckles as a red faggot before being pacified by weed. Named by Secret Cunt.
NO I DON'T WANT TO DIE IM A VIRGIN!! HHHHHAHHAHAHAH!!
An obese troll found in Troll King's castle hacking a person's YouTube and DeviantArt accounts. He is quickly killed by Sylvester. He is based off of the hacker who took over Lazerbot's own DeviantArt and YouTube accounts during Chapter 11.
...I think I'm have-n an anxiety attack or some-n...
Hump in the fuck
i dont know what i stepped on but it was kind of nasty yeah yeah, i follow the beat with my meat, i got so much swag
A musical troll who first appears on Chapter 14, Page 4. As he sings to himself, he nonchalantly steps on Tweety and destroys the bird, much to Sylvester's annoyance. His neck is then broken by Granny.
I won't die today! Just follow my training! Either I kill my enemy, or he kills me!
James "Wants to be MegaMan" Baxter and Sheldon "Also wants to be MegaMan" Black
Man.. Fights are so much better when drunk, i love to drink...
Haha man, you're drunk.. Hahahaa bird poop to da doop, out of a basketball hoop.
Drunk brown-skinned trolls that appear to defend Troll City from Demaro (and Coyote). The one with darker skin is obliterated by a trap set in the floor by Demaro on Chapter 21, Page 19, while the other has his head blown up by Demaro during Chapter 22, Page 4. Both names were suggested by Crpal.
Jolly Green Faggot
I Can't seem to go any further! There seems to be a wall in my path!
A green troll with yellow teeth. During Jacko's youth, he would play catch with Jacko. He has a tendency to run into walls while catching things. He is killed when Jacko throws an egg at a cub, enraging a lion that chomps down on his neck. Named by nexus/Nexus Yoda.
I get so lonely...Please love me, someone please love me!! YOU'RE LUCKY YOU KNOW, NO ONE BASHES YOU DOWN, IT'S ALL FUN FOR YOU! BUT ME? NAH! I FUCKING HATE MYSElF!! Hehe oh nevermind me..
The troll in charge of registering teams for the trolling tournament, first seen in The Adventures of Underbite Troll, Page 5. He is desperate for sex and mentions attempting to have sex with his cat in the past, and commits suicide after Underbite Troll banters with him. Named by caw.
...Oh my fucking Shrek! WOOOOOOW, OMG!!! OMG!!! The bees are stinging my eyes!!
No Fucking Toriginality
And why do you look the same in every panel? It's as if Lazerbot got lazy and copied and pasted you, dickhead.
The new person in charge of handling team related matters during the trolling tournament in The Adventures of Underbite Troll, following the suicide of the previous troll. He appears the same in every panel of Page 22, leading to Underbite Troll concluding that Lazerbot must have not cared about him. Named by sherb (@gamingsexhaver).
Old Man Paper Towel
Vibes come and go you know? You only feel the true thrill of it, just once..
yea what the fuck are you anyways? you damn abomination. lol hes got a big mouth. i bet hes good at. you know sucking
Rage Boner of Africa
A troll with blue face paint appearing on chapter 10: silver's plan and tails training, Page 5. After Knuckles stumbles high into their camp, he suggests shooting Knuckles in the buttocks and licking the hole to fulfill their sexual desires. Named by Phantom Ghostmas.
if anything is gonna make this body dirty it's him. troll faces words himself.a highly disturbed individual, he cleans them in such a way to make them last longer, sick fuck
A brown skinned troll performing biosbys on corpses within Troll Fortress. He reveals to Elmer Fudd that Troll Face prohibits him from doing work on any of his corpses because he prefers to take personal care of his own corpses, ensuring their optimal status as his sex toys. Shortly afterwards, he is scorched to death by a reanimated Luigi. Named by Kris from Tails Gets Podcast.
Take this five dollar foot long you bitch, ketchup free fatass.
A young troll appearing on Chapter 17: Psychological Assessment, Page 13. He trolls Rosie ODonald by throwing a five dollar foot long at her and laughing as she consumes it. He later overdoses on pills and is killed. Named by NeuroN.
The Man with No Plan
An armed and dangerous troll who appears to try and capture Silver and his group. Named by Phantom Ghostmas.
Troll Fortress Guards
A squad of four trolls who stop The Neighborhood Watch from advancing by demanding a "Troll Fortress Pass", obtained through sexual acts. The suggestions to make the red, blue and green guards simply named Red/Blue/Green were suggested by CupcakePelle and an anonymous voter (all three), Secret Cunt and Red engi Gay Gay (Red), and G F P (Green). The name Nigga Troll was suggested by Peper.
and i found some. acouple females because back in that time females was also treated like shit and a couple of robbers. thats how i found my beautiful wife and how we started our family
First appears in chapter 3: the truth, Page 18. As the name implies, she is the Troll King's wife and mother to Troll Face. As mentioned by Troll King, women back in the day were treated unfairly like trolls, leading to the two bonding and eventually having a child. The name was suggested by multiple users, including Xᴇɴᴏɴ, BengyBoy, Abdboo and two anonymous voters.
I'm like, pretty confident with my ablility to decipher flavors... I'm pretty sure i got cum in mine, and i can tell that they recently ate pineapple..
Vinny the Piss (Troll)
- Not to be confused with a Christian by the name of Vinny the Piss.
A troll wearing a beanie who appears on chapter 14: puppet battle, Page 17. After the coroner is incinerated, he appears with his deformed companion and is kicked aside by Elmer Fudd controlling Luigi. Named by serialartistry.
|Important Figures||Father Bartholomew • Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan • Eyael • The Four Giants • Jesus Christ • Sister Fister|
|Believers||Alice • Aliyah • Al Sex • Bob of Booey • Chad • Gene Jorts • Grace • Mrs No Kisses • Okino • Porky • Porky's parents • Radiant Tanner • Vinny the Piss|
|Allies/associates||Boah • Coyote • Kit • Mike Power|
|Characters||Leading figures||Troll Face • Troll King • Mr. Clair|
|Higher ranked trolls or authorities||Alex • Garry • General Plastro • Henry • Hindo • Leon • Lowtax • Mauller • Pori|
(See also: List of bit characters)
|Aubrey Cat • Austim Squad (Machick and O) • Brandon, based off of someone we used to know and was mentioned in our old Micah Rat project • Brothers from another Mother gang (Toke and Kei-so) • Chris-chan madness (Goobie and Varic) • The fantasy starwars Crue (Bill and Dill) • Eddy • fish and pork (Sirpigsalot and Mysushi) • Fist in Poo Clan • Grapeface • Hailyon • Jacko the Troll • Kario • Markus • Marley • PandaUtters • Retard Double Threat (Butter Tits and the Dick Taker) • Underbite Troll • Vageness|
|Former members||Kermit the Frog • Shadow|
|Misc.||Troll City • Troll Fortress • Trolling|