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''Previous: [[Chapter 24: Coyote's Wrath/Script]]''


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''Next: [[Chapter 25.5: Wicked Influence Part 2/Script‏‎]]''
==Stats (of the whole chapter)==
*Character count: ~61000
*Character count (no spaces): ~51000
*Character with most lines: Tom (36)
*Characters with least lines: Little Timmy, Trunks, Teemo, David, Binky, Forever Alone Face, Y U NO Face, Pal, PFFFTTTCHH Face, Nicolas Gay, Trobo, Square Head, Olimar, Boyfriend, Gene Jorts, Heimerdinger, Ronald (1)


''Previous: [[Chapter 24: Coyote's Wrath/Script]]''
==Stats (of this section)==
* Character count: 31963
* Character count (no spaces): 26567
* Character with most lines: Leon (34)
* Character(s) with least lines: Little Timmy, Trunks, Teemo, David, Binky, Forever Alone Face, Y U NO Face, Pal, PFFFTTTCHH Face, Nicolas Gay, Trobo, Square Head, Olimar, Boyfriend (1)


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==Page 0.1==
==Page 0.1==
(A recreation of chapter 11. There are a lot of happy people)
(A recreation of chapter 11. There are a lot of happy people)
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{{Script|Vegeta|Vegeta|Prepare to die!!}}
{{Script|Vegeta|Vegeta|Prepare to die!!}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|Galick Gum!!}}
{{Script|Vegeta|Vegeta|Galick Gum!!}}


(Vegeta turns into a monkey and uses Galick Gum)
(Vegeta turns into a monkey and uses Galick Gum)
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{{Script|Hulk|Hulk|Hey, I've got a question!!}}
{{Script|Hulk|Hulk|Hey, I've got a question!!}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|Quit hiding behind those balls, Shenron!!}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|Quit hiding behind those balls, Shenron!!}}


(Shenron comes out of the balls)
(Shenron comes out of the balls)
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{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|You know you didn't need a wish for that, you fucking retard!! You could have just stopped being so lazy fucking did something!!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|You know you didn't need a wish for that, you fucking retard!! You could have just stopped being so lazy fucking did something!!}}


{{Script|Vector|Vector|Shadow, you should wish for all of the Trolls to die.. Then we would win.. Of coures, there always seems to be an unrealistic limitation, preventing us from magically committing murder..}}
{{Script|Vector|Vector|Shadow, you should wish for all of the Trolls to die.. Then we would win.. Of course, there always seems to be an unrealistic limitation, preventing us from magically committing murder..}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Yeah.. It makes less sense to bring someone back from the dead..}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Yeah.. It makes less sense to bring someone back from the dead..}}
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{{Script|Bowser|Bowser|Dwaggies are so cool}}
{{Script|Bowser|Bowser|Dwaggies are so cool}}


{{Script|Shenron|Shenron|..Uhh hey guys, please just request two more wishes... Don't overthink it, it's gonna be fine i promise.. Just don't wish for panties please}}
{{Script|Shenron|Shenron|..Uhh hey guys, please just request two more wishes... Don't overthink it, it's gonna be fine i promise.. Just don't wish for panties please...}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|..Do we fucking look like pigs to you?}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|..Do we fucking look like pigs to you?}}
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{{Script|Vector|Vector|No problem man! It's just nice to see you again, Bud!..}}
{{Script|Vector|Vector|No problem man! It's just nice to see you again, Bud!..}}


(..Bam!.. Shadow has pulled out a gun and have shot Teemo in the head)
(..Bam!.. Shadow pulls out a gun and shoots Teemo in the head)


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Die again, mother fucker!!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Die again, mother fucker!!}}
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(Pacman and William hug)
(Pacman and William hug)


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|BRO HUG!!}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|BRO HUG!!}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Thanks for the wishes, bitch.. Now get your stank ass out of our sights or I'll kill you!!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Thanks for the wishes, bitch.. Now get your stank ass out of our sights or I'll kill you!!}}
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{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Why? Your feeble mind might be asking.. Because they don't deserve to have a dick! Hahahahaha!!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Why? Your feeble mind might be asking.. Because they don't deserve to have a dick! Hahahahaha!!}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|Mean}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|Mean}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|While}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|While}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|Back}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|Back}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|To}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|To}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|Mario V}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|Mario V}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|s Troll King}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|s Troll King}}


(Cut to Mario and Troll King fighting)
(Cut to Mario and Troll King fighting)
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==Page 3==
==Page 3==
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|Three Years Ago.}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrarteur|Three Years Ago.}}


(Cut to what seems to be a bar)
(Cut to what seems to be a bar)


(Narrorator is siting next to the counter with a beer bottle next to him)
(Narrator Guy is siting next to the counter with a beer bottle next to him)


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|...}}
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator Guy|...}}


{{Script|M-13|M-13|Another one?}}
{{Script|M-13|M-13|Another one?}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|..Sure..}}
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator Guy|..Sure..}}


(M-13 is pouring beer in to the beer bottle that was next to Narrorator)
(M-13 is pouring beer in to the beer bottle that was next to Narrator Guy)


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator (Thinking)|...Man, i can't believe I've been replaced... And by someone so stiff, and who doesn't play around with the Meanwhile's in a comedic fasion...}}
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator Guy (Thinking)|...Man, i can't believe I've been replaced... And by someone so stiff, and who doesn't play around with the Meanwhile's in a comedic fasion...}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator (Thinking)|...I need to find a way to make a comeback and get my life back...}}
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator Guy (Thinking)|...I need to find a way to make a comeback and get my life back...}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator (Thinking)|..First, I'm going to enjoy myself with what little money i have left..}}
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator Guy (Thinking)|..First, I'm going to enjoy myself with what little money i have left..}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator (Thinking)|..God, i miss my ex.. Having some pussy was so nice..}}
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator Guy (Thinking)|..God, i miss my ex.. Having some pussy was so nice..}}


(Cut to Dorothy standing next to a door way)
(Cut to Dorothy standing next to a door way)
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{{Script|Spongebob|Spongebob|..Stop questioning it.. She comes highly recommended.. My sources say that she's not even from this world, she comes from a planet called Hallow's End..}}
{{Script|Spongebob|Spongebob|..Stop questioning it.. She comes highly recommended.. My sources say that she's not even from this world, she comes from a planet called Hallow's End..}}


{{Script|Patrick|Parrick|..Right, so she named the Inn after her planet? Is she an alien? I heard the rumors too but that doesn't mean it's true..}}
{{Script|Patrick|Patrick|..Right, so she named the Inn after her planet? Is she an alien? I heard the rumors too but that doesn't mean it's true..}}


{{Script|Spongebob|Spongebob|..Believe whatever you want, but i trust my sources.. If it bothers you so much, then leave..}}
{{Script|Spongebob|Spongebob|..Believe whatever you want, but i trust my sources.. If it bothers you so much, then leave..}}
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(Spongebob and Patrick are staring a Saralite)
(Spongebob and Patrick are staring a Saralite)


{{Script|Spongebob|Spongebob|..Someone who i once held as a brother at haert, murdered my wife and children out of envy....}}
{{Script|Spongebob|Spongebob|..Someone who i once held as a brother at heart, murdered my wife and children out of envy....}}


{{Script|Patrick|Patrick|..Spongebob, wait..}}
{{Script|Patrick|Patrick|..Spongebob, wait..}}
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==Page 11==
==Page 11==
(Patrick falls to the floor face first. Apparently, there was smok, and it’s going away.)
(Patrick falls to the floor face first. Apparently, there was smoke, and it’s going away.)


{{Script|Spongebob|Spongebob|...}}
{{Script|Spongebob|Spongebob|...}}
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(Spongebob waits for a while. Then he goes into the green portal which closes behind him. Saralite looks a the the spike that she used to claim Patricks soul)
(Spongebob waits for a while. Then he goes into the green portal which closes behind him. Saralite looks a the the spike that she used to claim Patricks soul)


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|In The Present, Back to Arthur}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|In The Present, Back to Arthur}}


(Arthur is meditating)
(Arthur is meditating)
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{{Script|Yao Ming|Bitch Please Face / Yao Ming|Bingo! Look what we've found! A whole group of friends and family.. I can't wait to start!}}
{{Script|Yao Ming|Bitch Please Face / Yao Ming|Bingo! Look what we've found! A whole group of friends and family.. I can't wait to start!}}


{{Script|Troll Face|Troll Face|You can't spell therapeutic withot "Rape" after all.}}
{{Script|Troll Face|Troll Face|You can't spell therapeutic without "Rape" after all.}}


{{Script|Yao Ming|Bitch Please Face / Yao Ming|There's 11 of them, that gives all of us our very own! And when we want some change, just trade so i can have some sweet sloppy seconds..}}
{{Script|Yao Ming|Bitch Please Face / Yao Ming|There's 11 of them, that gives all of us our very own! And when we want some change, just trade so i can have some sweet sloppy seconds..}}
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{{Script|Y U NO Face|Y U NO Face|...Uhhhhh.. Ahhhhh.... I have such a raging boner right now.. Hmmm.. Dibs on that sexy baby..}}
{{Script|Y U NO Face|Y U NO Face|...Uhhhhh.. Ahhhhh.... I have such a raging boner right now.. Hmmm.. Dibs on that sexy baby..}}


{{Script|Me Gusta Face|Me Gusta Face|..I'm goning to see how long i can go without blowing my load, i have a three month stockpile gonig on right now and i want this to be special..}}
{{Script|Me Gusta Face|Me Gusta Face|..I'm going to see how long i can go without blowing my load, i have a three month stockpile going on right now and i want this to be special..}}


{{Script|Troll Face|Troll Face|Damn it, i wanted the baby... I'm a nice guy so I'll let you have it, I'll just buttfuck this dog, I'm not even going to use lube, just straight up natural precum.. My balls are empty right now so it's going to be a rough experience for the both of us, you dirty mut whore..}}
{{Script|Troll Face|Troll Face|Damn it, i wanted the baby... I'm a nice guy so I'll let you have it, I'll just buttfuck this dog, I'm not even going to use lube, just straight up natural precum.. My balls are empty right now so it's going to be a rough experience for the both of us, you dirty mut whore..}}
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==Page 14==
==Page 14==
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|Moments After}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|Moments After}}


(Arthur is on the floor naked, he’s covered in bruises and blood. He looks up to see Troll Face’s cum on Pal’s body. Arthur tries to reach for Pal)
(Arthur is on the floor naked, he’s covered in bruises and blood. He looks up to see Troll Face’s cum on Pal’s body. Arthur tries to reach for Pal)
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(Someone offscreen pulls out a knife and takes it to Arthur's throat. Arthur starts crying)
(Someone offscreen pulls out a knife and takes it to Arthur's throat. Arthur starts crying)


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|Back to the present..}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|Back to the present..}}


(Arthur can’t take it anymore and he falls to the ground. He’s sweating bullets and crying)
(Arthur can’t take it anymore and he falls to the ground. He’s sweating bullets and crying)


==Page 15==
==Page 15==
(The spirit of Ms. Frizzle appears in front of Arthur)  
(A projection of Ms. Frizzle appears in front of Arthur)  


{{Script|Arthur|Arthur|..Teacher!.. I thought you... I thought you gave up on me....}}
{{Script|Arthur|Arthur|..Teacher!.. I thought you... I thought you gave up on me....}}


{{Script|Ms. Frizzle|Ms. Frizzle|Listen Arthur, the coven has been captured by two sister wiches.. They are extremely powerful.. I beg of you, and i know it is a lot to ask... But please, find a way to save us!...}}
{{Script|Ms. Frizzle|Ms. Frizzle|Listen Arthur, the coven has been captured by two sister witches.. They are extremely powerful.. I beg of you, and i know it is a lot to ask... But please, find a way to save us!...}}


{{Script|Arthur|Arthur|...}}
{{Script|Arthur|Arthur|...}}
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{{Script|Ms. Frizzle|Ms. Frizzle|I know this is so sudden, but you really are our last hope... Our lives are now in your hands, i wish this weren't the situation, Dear...}}
{{Script|Ms. Frizzle|Ms. Frizzle|I know this is so sudden, but you really are our last hope... Our lives are now in your hands, i wish this weren't the situation, Dear...}}


{{Script|Ms. Frizzle|Ms. Frizzle|If you come, be extremely careful of you will join us here..}}
{{Script|Ms. Frizzle|Ms. Frizzle|If you come, be extremely careful or you will join us here..}}


{{Script|Arthur|Arthur|....I will find a way, i just don't know how to balance my limitations here in order to make it happen... I don't even know where you are!... And if he notices strange behavior from me,he will kill D.W!...}}
{{Script|Arthur|Arthur|....I will find a way, i just don't know how to balance my limitations here in order to make it happen... I don't even know where you are!... And if he notices strange behavior from me,he will kill D.W!...}}
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{{Script|Ms. Frizzle|Ms. Frizzle|..I can't sustain this spell any longer, so i must go... But before i do, there is something very important to mention.. The reason our coven's been inprisoned, was my fault.. I obtained a divine, other worldly potion, to murder your captor and free you.. To our worse outcome, we couldn't find you....}}
{{Script|Ms. Frizzle|Ms. Frizzle|..I can't sustain this spell any longer, so i must go... But before i do, there is something very important to mention.. The reason our coven's been inprisoned, was my fault.. I obtained a divine, other worldly potion, to murder your captor and free you.. To our worse outcome, we couldn't find you....}}


{{Script|Ms. Frizzle|Ms. Frizzle|..These wiches have stolen this potion... You can't allow them to keep it!.. Such potent power in the hands of those who are powerful as they? Dear, i fear them tobe unstoppable.... Fortunately for us all, i have casted a seal spell. When i die, the seal will be broken...}}
{{Script|Ms. Frizzle|Ms. Frizzle|..These witches have stolen this potion... You can't allow them to keep it!.. Such potent power in the hands of those who are powerful as they? Dear, i fear them tobe unstoppable.... Fortunately for us all, i have casted a seal spell. When i die, the seal will be broken...}}


{{Script|Ms. Frizzle|Ms. Frizzle|..So Athur, please hurry..}}
{{Script|Ms. Frizzle|Ms. Frizzle|..So Arthur, please hurry..}}


(Cut to Ms. Frizzle and her students, they all look like hobos)
(Cut to Ms. Frizzle and her students, they all look like hobos)
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==Page 16==
==Page 16==
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|Meanwhile...}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|Meanwhile...}}


(Cut to Rob and Blaze. Coyote's bubble has popped. They’re falling. Rob is trying to catch Blaze.)
(Cut to Rob and Blaze. Coyote's bubble has popped. They’re falling. Rob is trying to catch Blaze.)


{{Script|Rob|Rob (Thinking)|...Something must have happened Coyote!...}}
{{Script|Rob|Rob (Thinking)|...Something must have happened to Coyote!...}}


{{Script|Rob|Rob (Thinking)|...I need to grab Blaze!I have to use Unrelenting Force right before we hit the ground, or else...}}
{{Script|Rob|Rob (Thinking)|...I need to grab Blaze!I have to use Unrelenting Force right before we hit the ground, or else...}}
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(Silver picks up Sylvester’s dead body, and Blaze’s unconscious body)
(Silver picks up Sylvester’s dead body, and Blaze’s unconscious body)


{{Script|Silver|Silver (Thinking)|...Carrying Sylvester around has been draining mt mana, and now i have to carry Blaze?...}}
{{Script|Silver|Silver (Thinking)|...Carrying Sylvester around has been draining my mana, and now i have to carry Blaze?...}}


{{Script|Silver|Silver|..Let's go, we need to get to the base before it gets too dark.. I'm sure Coyote can handle himself... Hopefully he will bring Elmer back with him...}}
{{Script|Silver|Silver|..Let's go, we need to get to the base before it gets too dark.. I'm sure Coyote can handle himself... Hopefully he will bring Elmer back with him...}}
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{{Script|Rob|Rob|...I don't think this is the right time to bring that up..}}
{{Script|Rob|Rob|...I don't think this is the right time to bring that up..}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|Meanwhile, Back To Coyote}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|Meanwhile, Back To Coyote}}


(Coyote is on the ground and he gets up and looks at his hands, He has lost his neutral powers)
(Coyote is on the ground and he gets up and looks at his hands, He has lost his neutral powers)
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(Coyote looks at his book which is glowing a lite blue and floating)
(Coyote looks at his book which is glowing a lite blue and floating)


{{Script|Coyote|Coyote (Thinking)|...Have i been heald by that Guardian, as Demaro was?... And by its own free will?.. I can't believe that it would do such a thing after the battle we had...}}
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote (Thinking)|...Have i been healed by that Guardian, as Demaro was?... And by its own free will?.. I can't believe that it would do such a thing after the battle we had...}}


{{Script|Coyote|Coyote (Thinking)|...I can't feel any of my spirit strings... They must have vanished, but... That would mean that i was indeed dead... And that would also suggest that Rob and Blaze fell to their deaths.... Ineed to go retrieve their bodies and return to base...}}
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote (Thinking)|...I can't feel any of my spirit strings... They must have vanished, but... That would mean that i was indeed dead... And that would also suggest that Rob and Blaze fell to their deaths.... Ineed to go retrieve their bodies and return to base...}}
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{{Script|Coyote|Coyote (Thinking)|..I need to flee...}}
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote (Thinking)|..I need to flee...}}


(Troll King used his special move, Coyote is stunned)
(Troll King uses his special muscle weakening move, Coyote is stunned)


(Coyote starts sweating more)
(Coyote starts sweating more)
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{{Script|Troll King|Troll King|Now, tell me everything...}}
{{Script|Troll King|Troll King|Now, tell me everything...}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|Meanwhile.}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|Meanwhile.}}


(Cut to Sinu looking at ruble covered in blood)
(Cut to Sinu looking at ruble covered in blood)
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==Page 23==
==Page 23==
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|Meanwhile, back to Coyote}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|Meanwhile, back to Coyote}}


(Coyote is floating over Troll City)
(Coyote is floating over Troll City)
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{{Script|Butthole Lips|Butthole Lips|...AAAAAHHHHHH!!!}}
{{Script|Butthole Lips|Butthole Lips|...AAAAAHHHHHH!!!}}


{{Script|Twat Sandwich|Twat Sandwich|......Ahhhhhhhhh!!..... AHHHHHH!!!!... 💞}}
{{Script|Twat Sandwich|Twat Sandwich|......Ahhhhhhhhh!!..... AHHHHHH!!!!... 💕}}


{{Script|Old Man Paper Towel|Old Man Paper Towel|...Ehh, I've felt much worse..}}
{{Script|Old Man Paper Towel|Old Man Paper Towel|...Ehh, I've felt much worse..}}
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{{Script|Coyote|Coyote (Thinking)|....I'm about to pass out...}}
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote (Thinking)|....I'm about to pass out...}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|Meanwhile...}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|Meanwhile...}}


(Cut to Coyote’s bok, where Garry and Demaro are)
(Cut to Coyote’s bok, where Garry and Demaro are)
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{{Script|Demaro|Demaro|...So, I'm alive?..}}
{{Script|Demaro|Demaro|...So, I'm alive?..}}


{{Script|Garry|Garry|...I couldn't possibly describe "retared" any clearer. Yes, theat Doge faggot spared your pathetic life... Probably so he can fuck your third eye hole later..}}
{{Script|Garry|Garry|...I couldn't possibly describe "retarded" any clearer. Yes, that Doge faggot spared your pathetic life... Probably so he can fuck your third eye hole later..}}


{{Script|Garry|Garry|..I wish I could kill you right now!!..}}
{{Script|Garry|Garry|..I wish I could kill you right now!!..}}
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{{Script|Demaro|Demaro|...Shut up, I need to think..}}
{{Script|Demaro|Demaro|...Shut up, I need to think..}}


{{Script|Garry|Garry|..You actully believe you have the ability to think!?...}}
{{Script|Garry|Garry|..You actaully believe you have the ability to think!?...}}


{{Script|Demaro|Demaro|..I don't have the energy for your trolling garbage right now..}}
{{Script|Demaro|Demaro|..I don't have the energy for your trolling garbage right now..}}
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(Some rocks start floating. Garry is confused)  
(Some rocks start floating. Garry is confused)  


==Page 25==
{{Script|Garry|Garry|...I have something in store for you, you sack of uncircumcised baby dicks...}}
{{Script|Garry|Garry|...I have something in store for you, you sack of uncircumcised baby dicks...}}


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{{Script|Demaro|Demaro (Thinking)|...I can't feel his strings anymore, why?...}}
{{Script|Demaro|Demaro (Thinking)|...I can't feel his strings anymore, why?...}}
==Page 25==


{{Script|Garry|Garry|Fuck you, take this!}}
{{Script|Garry|Garry|Fuck you, take this!}}
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{{Script|Demaro|Demaro|Idiot...}}
{{Script|Demaro|Demaro|Idiot...}}


(Garry tries to have a staring contest, but Demaro does not want to, so he turns around. Garry gives him the middle finger on both hands. Coyote is flying through the air in the background)
(Demaro and Garry stare each other down for a second before Demaro turns around and walks away, offending Garry. Garry gives him the middle finger on both hands. Coyote is flying through the air in the background)


{{Script|Demaro|Demaro (Thinking)|..I'm stuck in this prison with Garry, while unable to progress... But since I don't feel any of Coyote's strings inside of my skin, this might be the best time to escape! ...But how am I supposed to get the fuck out of here!?...}}
{{Script|Demaro|Demaro (Thinking)|..I'm stuck in this prison with Garry, while unable to progress... But since I don't feel any of Coyote's strings inside of my skin, this might be the best time to escape! ...But how am I supposed to get the fuck out of here!?...}}
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(Cut to the news)
(Cut to the news)


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|BREAKING NEWS!}}
{{Script|None|TV|BREAKING NEWS!}}


{{Script|News Narration|News Narration|Breaking News in Troll City!}}
{{Script|News Narration|News Narration|Breaking News in Troll City!}}
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{{Script|News Narration|News Narration|If the loud noises from a dumbass battle at the dumbass fortress wasn't enough, now we have worm acid rain! That's right! Worms that burn while they crawl in yo ugly ass recently sky piss covered face! We're all going to die!}}
{{Script|News Narration|News Narration|If the loud noises from a dumbass battle at the dumbass fortress wasn't enough, now we have worm acid rain! That's right! Worms that burn while they crawl in yo ugly ass recently sky piss covered face! We're all going to die!}}


{{Script|News Narration|News Narration|We are gonig to the streets to ask inhabitants of Troll City of their experiences with this acid rain phenomenon!}}
{{Script|News Narration|News Narration|We are going to the streets to ask inhabitants of Troll City of their experiences with this acid rain phenomenon!}}


(Cut to an interview)
(Cut to an interview)
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{{Script|Henry|Henry|How did it feel whenever the worm filled acid rain touched your skin?}}
{{Script|Henry|Henry|How did it feel whenever the worm filled acid rain touched your skin?}}


{{Script|Trobo|Trobo|..What's happening?.. I was sleeping in my own piss and shit and then worms started crawling into my ears.... Not the first time I've had worms of coure, but dang man...}}
{{Script|Trobo|Trobo|..What's happening?.. I was sleeping in my own piss and shit and then worms started crawling into my ears.... Not the first time I've had worms of course, but dang man...}}


(Cut back to the News Narration)
(Cut back to the News Narration)
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{{Script|News Narration|News Narration|We highly encourage you to go to your local Troll City Hospitals for a anal checkup, or otherwise remain indoors.. More news on this emergency soon!.. This broadcast was brought to you by our sponsors!}}
{{Script|News Narration|News Narration|We highly encourage you to go to your local Troll City Hospitals for a anal checkup, or otherwise remain indoors.. More news on this emergency soon!.. This broadcast was brought to you by our sponsors!}}


(Behind the News Narration, there are some names; El Lolo., Justin Carr., Muffin-Dono., Ryan Kitain., Soggy Wrist., Aubrey., Ellis Stothard. and Puke Fuckem.)
(Behind the News Narration, there are some names; El Lolo., Justin Carr., Muffin-Dono., Ryan Kitain., Soggy Wrist., Aubrey., Ellis Stothard. and Puke Fukem.)


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|BREAKING NEWS!}}
{{Script|None|TV|BREAKING NEWS!}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|If we said your name twice then ohwell, fuck you and thank you for supporting our cause. We fucking love you or something}}
{{Script|None|TV|If we said your name twice then ohwell, fuck you and thank you for supporting our cause. We fucking love you or something}}


==Page 27==
==Page 27==
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(Cut to Ad)
(Cut to Ad)


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|Do you enjoy huffing celebrity fast? How about double sounding while socking with a special friend?}}
{{Script|None|TV Voice|Do you enjoy huffing celebrity farts? How about double sounding while socking with a special friend?}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|If you do, then you'll love Cereal Roulette!}}
{{Script|None|TV Voice|If you do, then you'll love Cereal Roulette!}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|You'll never know what crazy and disturbing things you'll find in your everyday breakfast! Here are real interviews!}}
{{Script|None|TV Voice|You'll never know what crazy and disturbing things you'll find in your everyday breakfast! Here are real interviews!}}


(Cut to interviews)
(Cut to interviews)
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{{Script|Captain Olimar|Captain Olimar|I had a dirty crack needle on mine, now I have an std! God, i love Cereal Roulette!}}
{{Script|Captain Olimar|Captain Olimar|I had a dirty crack needle on mine, now I have an std! God, i love Cereal Roulette!}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|You heard it folks, It's not just rat shit anymore. You're getting the full Mcdonalds treatment now, but in your household breakfast! You can find our brand at your local Troll City Super Market!}}
{{Script|None|TV Voice|You heard it folks, It's not just rat shit anymore. You're getting the full Mcdonalds treatment now, but in your household breakfast! You can find our brand at your local Troll City Super Market!}}


(Cut back to the News)
(Cut back to the News)
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{{Script|Smoke-n-Token|Smoke-n-Token|HUH!!?..}}
{{Script|Smoke-n-Token|Smoke-n-Token|HUH!!?..}}


{{Script|Redneck John|Redneck John|Look man, I don't want any troble..}}
{{Script|Redneck John|Redneck John|Look man, I don't want any trouble..}}


(Smoke-n-Token kicks Redneck John in the balls and then in the face)
(Smoke-n-Token kicks Redneck John in the balls and then in the face)


==Page 28==
==Page 28==
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|Meanwhile...}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|Meanwhile...}}


(Cut to the feet of Boyfriend)
(Cut to the feet of Boyfriend)
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{{Script|Hulk|Hulk|God... What an annoying midget, I hate short people...}}
{{Script|Hulk|Hulk|God... What an annoying midget, I hate short people...}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|Meanwhile, In the Underworld.}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|Meanwhile, In the Underworld.}}


(Cut to Satan sitting in a pile of dust. A skeleton like demon is pulling a chain around Hindos neck who is naked)
(Cut to Satan sitting in a pile of dust. A skeleton like demon is pulling a chain around Hindos neck who is naked)
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(Hindo is shocked)
(Hindo is shocked)
==Page 28.1==
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|During the debrief}}
{{Script|Troll King|Trol King|Now, tell me everything...}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|..First off, Demaro and Garry had some kind of incest battle in one of the secret tunnels.. Demaro revealed himself to have the same power as Elmer Fudd, which didn't matter much because he still got his ass kicked.. The battle was thought to be pointless and long, many fans complained at the time of creation, Garry even mentioned something about the fans, as he broke the forth wall..}}
{{Script|Troll King|Trol King|Get to the point!..}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|..Right, uhh.. Garry and Demaro both were hiding their capabilities behind your back, and was just using us for our resources. They had their own agendas..}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|Garry defeated Demaro in battle, but to everyone's surprise? He was sliced in half by some massive giant eyeball creature, that seemed to be living within Demaro head somehow.. They called it a "Guardian"}}
(Leon shows an image(?) of Miladox)
{{Script|Leon|Leon|...Ok, so it's pretty fucking unusual right? Not exactly sure what to think about but... Demaro continued on, as i followed him with my cloaked clone..}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|My actual body was watching this bloody fight outside...}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|...Seriously, a lot of blood.... Like, too much blood... Anyway, some group trapped our trolls in a cage and stabbed them to death with spears and weren't really morally phased by it, kind of fucked up if you ask}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|Some guy named Coyote ended up fighting Demaro..}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|The guy you just attacked, you need to know about him... He has three Guardians in his possession now, inside of that strange book.}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|He has the same power as Fudd, they call it being "Neutrals" and he sick.. Demaro, had two insanely powerful Guardians, Coyote effortlessly defeated Demaro and then stole the Guardians from him... Hell, he even stole Demaro...}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|By then, Troll City was fully aware of the attack on the Fortress and sent a bunch of mentally challenged useless trolls to try to kill Demaro? Yeah, Demaro.. You know, instead of the intruder... Quite a lot of trolls died and many fans complained about it, like why wouldn't trolls defend their own medieval castle?...}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|..Meanwhile, Hindo is fighting a super hero that keeps getting more ripped and heroic everytime you see him.. If i was gay, then damn....}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|Anyway, so this Coyote guy sneaks up dehind uhh... I guess, demonic Hindo? And murders him in cold blood in one attack.. I kind of shit my pants and definitely wanted to remain cloaked, for real..}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|Mauller returned and began fighting one of the enemies.. Mauller also has learned some strange magic, so i assume his mission to retrieve the book was a success... Mauller was about to kill the girl. Before he did, she displayed an intense wall of flames around her... Fire so intense, that it turned rock into dust...}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|I thought for sure that Mauller would have died, but he survived thanks to his new magic.. So, he then followed her and was stopped by the Corpse of Garry that Coyote has patched back thogether, smothered Mauller in magma..}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|If you seen the fire attack that he survived before that, then you wouldn't have any doubts about him sprouting out of the ground like a Pikmin at any moment now...}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|Coyote then sent in a flock of birds into the collapsed fortress, that he summoned from his book.. Not sure what that was about, i didn't have a vision on the inside at that point.. All i know is that he has some kind of link to the objects that he controls.. Like, to their senses..}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|Your son and Sonichu did a sneak on Coyote.. Troll Face had Sonic's gem in his hand, so i guess he figured out how to activate it like you've asked.. It gave him insane speed and made him glow gold like a super saiyan... Kind of jealous..}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|They ended up killing Coyote, atleast that is what it seemed.. There was an explosion, i couldin't make out what was going on but, Coyote ended up recovering.. As if he was never hurt.. Some kind of resurrection i think.. I haven't seen Troll Face or Sonichu since the explosion..}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|..Then you showed up..}}


==Page 29==
==Page 29==


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|Back To Troll King.}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|Back To Troll King.}}


{{Script|Leon|Leon|..Then you showed up..}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|..Then you showed up..}}
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{{Script|Leon|Leon|..Not sure, Boss..}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|..Not sure, Boss..}}


(Troll King looks at a pole of lava. The lava starts to burn a white fire. The lava starts floating, turning into a ball  and begins to crack. The lava ball explodes revealing Mauller to be inside the ball. He has a white fire-like aura. He stops burning and lands on the ground)
(Troll King looks at a pool of lava. The lava starts to burn a white fire. The lava starts floating, turning into a ball  and begins to crack. The lava ball explodes revealing Mauller to be inside the ball. He has a white fire-like aura. He stops burning and lands on the ground)


{{Script|Leon|Leon|..Yeah, see?}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|..Yeah, see?}}
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{{Script|Troll King|Troll King|Do you have the book?}}
{{Script|Troll King|Troll King|Do you have the book?}}


{{Script|Mauller|Mauller|I acquied The Book of Ryzel, but it wasn't easy. Mushroom Kingdom's Military has been extremly high and on alert.}}
{{Script|Mauller|Mauller|I acquired The Book of Ryzel, but it wasn't easy. Mushroom Kingdom's Military has been extremely high and on alert.}}


{{Script|Mauller|Mauller|I couldn't find out why.}}
{{Script|Mauller|Mauller|I couldn't find out why.}}
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{{Script|Leon|Leon|..Oh come on, please!?..}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|..Oh come on, please!?..}}


(Troll King looks at the book, and some creepy shit happens)
(Troll King looks at the book, and it begins to emit a dark aura.)


==Page 30==
==Page 30==
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{{Script|Leon|Leon|I guess the better question would be, where the hell were you during all of this?..}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|I guess the better question would be, where the hell were you during all of this?..}}


{{Script|Pori|Pori|...I will explain that after you tell mewhat happened to our fortress!}}
{{Script|Pori|Pori|...I will explain that after you tell me what happened to our fortress!}}


{{Script|Leon|Leon|We've been attacked, it was very organized.. They brought some heavy hitters, the strongest we've seen in along time.. We lost Demaro and Garry, Alex is also M. I. A. The enemies escaped shortly before you got here..}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|We've been attacked, it was very organized.. They brought some heavy hitters, the strongest we've seen in along time.. We lost Demaro and Garry, Alex is also M. I. A. The enemies escaped shortly before you got here..}}
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{{Script|Pori|Pori|I wish i were present, i might have been able to assist... I was out investigating.. I've received a letter from one of our southern camps of enemy activity.. At first, i figured that it was troops from China, but witnesses have confirmed that it was attacks from the Troll Slaiyers...}}
{{Script|Pori|Pori|I wish i were present, i might have been able to assist... I was out investigating.. I've received a letter from one of our southern camps of enemy activity.. At first, i figured that it was troops from China, but witnesses have confirmed that it was attacks from the Troll Slaiyers...}}


{{Script|Pori|Pori|...I hate to inform you that all three of our southern camps have been completly destroyed... Shadow hung our Trolls from trees and put their heads on stakes... I've tracked one of their members back and it lead to a grocery store in Troll City... I was going to question the employees but there was no one there.. After i left the building, i noticed the smoke in the distance.. So, the Troll Slaiyers attacked!?..}}
{{Script|Pori|Pori|...I hate to inform you that all three of our southern camps have been completely destroyed... Shadow hung our Trolls from trees and put their heads on stakes... I've tracked one of their members back and it lead to a grocery store in Troll City... I was going to question the employees but there was no one there.. After i left the building, i noticed the smoke in the distance.. So, the Troll Slaiyers attacked!?..}}


{{Script|Mauller|Mauller|...Seems so.. But, who are the Troll Slaiers?..}}
{{Script|Mauller|Mauller|...Seems so.. But, who are the Troll Slaiyers?..}}


{{Script|Leon|Leon|They're a group that wants to kill Trolls, ran by a guy named Shadow.. Not much else to say about it really..}}
{{Script|Leon|Leon|They're a group that wants to kill Trolls, ran by a guy named Shadow.. Not much else to say about it really..}}
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{{Script|Troll King|Troll King (Thinking)|..Shadow!!.. I will kill you for this!!..}}
{{Script|Troll King|Troll King (Thinking)|..Shadow!!.. I will kill you for this!!..}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|Meanwhile.}}
{{Script|Narrateur|Narrateur|Meanwhile.}}


(Cut to Eyael whose arms are hanging from chains. She is hanging above a pentagram)
(Cut to Eyael whose arms are hanging from chains. She is hanging above a pentagram)
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{{Script|Lord Nem|Lord Nem|Yes, there is so much we can do with your precious angel blood...}}
{{Script|Lord Nem|Lord Nem|Yes, there is so much we can do with your precious angel blood...}}
==Page 32==
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|Meanwhile...}}
{{Script|Sister Fister|Sister Fister|..I'm very happy to see so many familiar faces... It proves that in the face of true evil and in hard times, we are still able to stand united...United in the Lord's Grace.}}
{{Script|Brian Damage|Brian Damage|..Yes Sir!..}}
{{Script|Sister Fister|Sister Fister|..I apologize again, i am not worthy of bringing you the message of God, as our fallen messengers... But, I will continue to try my best to make sure the void is filled... As you may know, we will be holding another memorial service for Pastor Henrey, Father Bartholomew and Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O''Sullivan, among others, on Wednesfay. May we not envy their peace in heaven, in Jesus' name Amen..}}
{{Script|None|Church attendees (together)|Amen..}}
{{Script|Chad|Chad|...Thank you Sister Fister, those were very kind words and I feel like we all needed to hear them... We are all so blessed to have you..}}
(Boah appears pouting in the background.)
{{Script|Boah|Boah|..Why did you force me to come here, you know I don't do things like this, Alice...}}
{{Script|Alice|Alice|..I know you only came because I wouldn't stop asking, but please understand that this is important to me... The Church has long suffered great losses and we need to keep being supportive, and I'd hope that you would care about what means something to me..}}
{{Script|Vinny the Piss (Christian)|Vinny the Piss (Christian)|..Shh!...}}
{{Script|Boah|Boah|..Excuse me!? Fuck you, you slain in the seizure havin prick! .. I'll kick your ass!}}
(Vinny the Piss appears offended.)
{{Script|Alice|Alice|..Boah!, mind your manneers, this is The House of God!..}}
{{Script|Boah|Boah|..Me!?.. This moron should mind his manners!..}}
{{Script|Vinny the Piss (Christian)|Vinny the Piss (Christian)|..How rude!!..}}
{{Script|Alice|Alice|...We can just leave then!..}}
{{Script|Boah|Boah|..I won't fucking argue with that!..}}
{{Script|Sister Fister|Sister Fister|...Hello, quiet in the back... Please be quiet in the back, I'm trying to share the words of God...}}
(Sinu's face appears as the scene darkens.)
{{Script|Sinu|Sinu|..The hatred of Satan surges through our veins!..}}
{{Script|Sinu|Sinu|Lord, lend us your might in the face of all who opposes us..}}
{{Script|Brian Damage|Brian Damage|What in the Holy Father is going on!?..}}
(Green portals open as armored skeletons emerge. Some wield katanas, others wield crossbows.)
==Page 33==
{{Script|Shocked bystander|Mrs No Kisses|...}}
{{Script|Chad|Chad|...}}
{{Script|Sister Fister|Sister Fister|...}}
{{Script|Brian Damage|Brian Damage|...What in the Holy Spirit!?...}}
(Alice appears afraid. A purple portal appears and Sinu emerges with a grin on his face.)
{{Script|Sister Fister|Sister Fister|...You're a Neutral!... How dare you step foot in the House of God!..}}
{{Script|Al Sex|Al Sex|..Satanists!?.. You monsters killed my brother!..}}
(The church members pull out their weapons together. A skeleton also unsheathes his katana.)
{{Script|Sinu|Sinu|..The House of God you say? How misguided.. There are four higher power beings that reside in the heavens, they are known as Giants.. Cowards really, and they do not desire to be worshiped.. Your entire religion and purpose here is a lie, and your influence is a stain on society's sanity and reality..}}
{{Script|Sister Fister|Sister Fister|...You walk into our place of worship, and spread ignorance to our sheep!? ..You will be smitted in the name of the Lord Almighty!!..}}
{{Script|Sinu|Sinu|..I will only give you one opportunity to cooperate with me and tell me what i need to know, or i will kill you.}}
{{Script|Boah|Boah (thinking)|''...I don't like the look of this! Fuck, i didn't bring my axe!.. I need to get Alice out of there so we don't get involved in some religious blood feud!..''}}
{{Script|Sister Fister|Sister Fister|..The Lord has given me the strength to stand strong against evil men, and the groundless threats that come from them! ..You must be held accountable for your wicked ways, and your wrong doings. Your soul will be judged by God, to be condemmed back to hell from which you came, demon!..}}
{{Script|Sinu|Sinu|...Oh, how i very much hate stupid people...}}
{{Script|Sinu|Sinu|Kill her!!}}
(A skeleton fires its crossbow, piercing Sister Fister in the chest and impaling her against the wall, beneath the cross.


[[Category: Scripts]]
[[Category: Scripts]]

Latest revision as of 18:24, 19 September 2024

Previous: Chapter 24: Coyote's Wrath/Script

Next: Chapter 25.5: Wicked Influence Part 2/Script‏‎

Stats (of the whole chapter)

  • Character count: ~61000
  • Character count (no spaces): ~51000
  • Character with most lines: Tom (36)
  • Characters with least lines: Little Timmy, Trunks, Teemo, David, Binky, Forever Alone Face, Y U NO Face, Pal, PFFFTTTCHH Face, Nicolas Gay, Trobo, Square Head, Olimar, Boyfriend, Gene Jorts, Heimerdinger, Ronald (1)

Stats (of this section)

  • Character count: 31963
  • Character count (no spaces): 26567
  • Character with most lines: Leon (34)
  • Character(s) with least lines: Little Timmy, Trunks, Teemo, David, Binky, Forever Alone Face, Y U NO Face, Pal, PFFFTTTCHH Face, Nicolas Gay, Trobo, Square Head, Olimar, Boyfriend (1)

Page 0.1

(A recreation of chapter 11. There are a lot of happy people)

VegetaI'm going to destroy them all!!

(Vegeta jumps in the air and starts floating)

VegetaPrepare to die!!

VegetaGalick Gum!!

(Vegeta turns into a monkey and uses Galick Gum)

VegetaYayayayaaaahhhhhh.

Little TimmyTake a gander yonder, a monkey with a mullet! Huzzah!!

(Vegeta destroys the village with Galick Gum)

TrunksPapa Daddy, you slaughtered some Floridians! The gators will go hungry tonight!

VegetaHush now, their driving capabilities would have done the same in time..

VegetaThis is all apart of the plan, beloved child... There are simply too many gators, and the world would be better off it they were all dead or in cages.. We can also torture them by making watch episodes of Honey Boo Boo..

Page 0.2

ShadowWe have all these balls.. Make a wish!

Vector..We wouldn't need this dragon, if Knuckles didn't kill Teemo..

KnucklesWeed...

ShadowFuck you, Knuckles..

BowserWe get to see the dwaggie!! Yay!!

HulkHey, I've got a question!!

NarrateurQuit hiding behind those balls, Shenron!!

(Shenron comes out of the balls)

VectorEww.. What's wrong with that dragon's face!?

Shenron...My name is Sharon Osbourne, uhh.. I mean Shere Khan? No, fuck.. Uhh...? Kaio-shin? Shit, Tien Shinhan.. Fuck, uhh i mean Shinichiro Ohta... Shino, Shikamaru? Damn it, It's uhh... Chafe Shape Shifter, it's.. God damn it, why can't i fucking remember!!??!?.. GOD DAMN IT!!! FUUUUUCK!!! FUUUUUCK!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!

ShadowIs it Shenron?...

ShenronYes, it's Shenron..

PacmanHoly Shit! Wakka, i thought the dragon's balls were a myth.. Wakka, wakka!!..

HulkI have a question, more of a wish i suppose..

HulkCan i finally do something in this comic?

Hulk..Other than throw a giant rock?..

ShenronWish granted!!

HulkOh thank God!!..

ShadowYou know you didn't need a wish for that, you fucking retard!! You could have just stopped being so lazy fucking did something!!

VectorShadow, you should wish for all of the Trolls to die.. Then we would win.. Of course, there always seems to be an unrealistic limitation, preventing us from magically committing murder..

ShadowYeah.. It makes less sense to bring someone back from the dead..

VectorUnless, there's some kind of afterlife that records the soul, body and mind of each existing individual in some kind of spiritual databank.. Or copying everything they were and pasting that son of a bitch in a different realm or planet..

(Shadow gives two middle fingers)

ShadowYeah, otherwise.. the only other way would be to use some kind of clairvoyant time magic, to visually or mentally reverse time enough to capture a person as they were, right before they died.. And then, you know.. Either recreate them off to who the magic user/i guess necromancer gathered from character profiling during their time vision scenario, or has some kind of spell that capture who they were, in the flesh, and then pulls them out of time and space all together.. And then just, throws that mother fucker out of a portal to whoever wished for it..

VectorThat makes no fucking sense..

ShadowWait...

Shadow..Why would they grant a wish for free in the first place? What do they get out of it?

Knuckles...Maybe it requires some of our soul in order to have them grant our wish.. I think that's how Vodun works.. It usually takes something from the one who is practicing the ritual? I don't know.. Better not dip our hands in it too far, i knew someone who was given cancer from playing with magic, not knowing what she was getting into...

KnucklesBesides, do we really want Teemo to come back to life? I didn't think i needed to explain why i shot him out of the cannon... Lol.

Page 0.3

VectorI don't know, i like my theory better...

BowserDwaggies are so cool

Shenron..Uhh hey guys, please just request two more wishes... Don't overthink it, it's gonna be fine i promise.. Just don't wish for panties please...

Shadow..Do we fucking look like pigs to you?

ShadowAlright, we know what we're going to wish for..

VectorHuh?.. We do?..

ShadowWe wish Teemo, and William were brought back to life.. That's all, not Sonic, not anyone else.. Fuck them!..

VectorSeriously? Fuck you, Shadow..

ShenronYour wish has been granted!..

(Teemo has now come back to life)

TeemoThanks guys..

VectorNo problem man! It's just nice to see you again, Bud!..

(..Bam!.. Shadow pulls out a gun and shoots Teemo in the head)

ShadowDie again, mother fucker!!

Hulk..Woah.. I think it's safe to say, he's dead..

Knuckles..Bro, not cool..

Vector..What the fuck, man!?

ShadowFuck you, Teemo!..

Vector...You just wasted a wish!!

ShadowTotally worth it..

Shadow..And trust me, everything i do from this point on? You'll never see coming.. Hahaha!!..

(William has now come back to life)

Pacman..I missed you, old friend...

(Pacman and William hug)

NarrateurBRO HUG!!

ShadowThanks for the wishes, bitch.. Now get your stank ass out of our sights or I'll kill you!!

Shenron..Well, since you undid one of the wishes..... I stil owe you a third wish.. What might this one be?

ShadowWe wish for all of the Trolls and Mario to...

Vector (Thinking)Please say, you'll wish them all to be dead!!

Page 0.4

ShadowTo be, dickless..

VectorNooooo!!

ShadowWhy? Your feeble mind might be asking.. Because they don't deserve to have a dick! Hahahahaha!!

NarrateurMean

NarrateurWhile

NarrateurBack

NarrateurTo

NarrateurMario V

Narrateurs Troll King

(Cut to Mario and Troll King fighting)

Troll King..What's next?..

(Mario pulls out a boomerang)

Troll KingReally, Mario!?.. A boomerang? How is that going to kill me!? Is the primitive survival tool that's made out of wood gonig to give me a splinter? Is it gonig to some how chop off my head!?..

Troll KingDon't you know by now!? My fists are harder then titanium alloy, harder then sandstone..

MarioWait a sec..

(Mario pulls down his pants)

Troll KingEw!! What the fuck are you doing!? Don't pull your pants down!!

Mario...AHHHHHHHH!!...

Troll king...AHHHHHHHH!!...

(Mario and Troll King sees that Mario is dickless)

Shadow (Flashback)We have all these balls.. Make a wish!

Mario...Where's my dick!? ...AHHHHHHHH!!...

Troll King..What the fuck!! ...AHHHHHHHH!!...

Mario...AHHHHHHHH!!...

Troll King...Wait, no....

(Troll King pulls down his pants to see he’s also dickless)

Troll King...AHHHHHHHH!!... Where's my dick!?...

Mario and Troll king...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!...

Page 1

(Mew Two is floating in space)

Mew Two...From the first moment i was disgarded from that madman, Eggman.. Apparently for being a failed experiment...

Mew TwoI've been drifting in the cosmos, in search of a purpose.. It's been so long, just to find nothing!..

Mew Two.. What am i? Why did i survive?

Mew TwoWhat is this existence?.. What was created from nothing, that developed into what we are now?

Mew Two.. How can something be formed from nothing

Mew TwoWhy can i not find an answer!?

Mew Two.. Perhaps, all i am meant to be is a creature soaring through the universe, searing for I am meant to be..

Mew Two.. Perhaps, i shouldn't search..

Mew TwoPerhaps, i am not suppose to exist at all..

(A big pink orb has appeared)

Page 2

Mew TwoHm!?

Mew Two..I sense a strange presence!

(Zaygar appears from the pink orb and starts shooting from his arm cannon)

(Mew Two is put into a pink ball after getting hit by balls)

Mew Two...

(Mew Two is trying to get out of the pink ball)

Mew Two..What is this? ..What are you!?

(Zaygar goes back into the big pink orb)

Mew TwoWhat is happening!? I don't understand!

(Mew Two gets sucked into the pink orb which is now turning a dark purple)

Page 3

NarrarteurThree Years Ago.

(Cut to what seems to be a bar)

(Narrator Guy is siting next to the counter with a beer bottle next to him)

Narrator Guy...

M-13Another one?

Narrator Guy..Sure..

(M-13 is pouring beer in to the beer bottle that was next to Narrator Guy)

Narrator Guy (Thinking)...Man, i can't believe I've been replaced... And by someone so stiff, and who doesn't play around with the Meanwhile's in a comedic fasion...

Narrator Guy (Thinking)...I need to find a way to make a comeback and get my life back...

Narrator Guy (Thinking)..First, I'm going to enjoy myself with what little money i have left..

Narrator Guy (Thinking)..God, i miss my ex.. Having some pussy was so nice..

(Cut to Dorothy standing next to a door way)

Dorothy (Thinking).. What is taking so long?

(Cut to Spongebob and Patrick sitting together. Spongebob appears angered.)

Page 4

Patrick..Do you really believe she could help us?..

Spongebob..Stop questioning it.. She comes highly recommended.. My sources say that she's not even from this world, she comes from a planet called Hallow's End..

Patrick..Right, so she named the Inn after her planet? Is she an alien? I heard the rumors too but that doesn't mean it's true..

Spongebob..Believe whatever you want, but i trust my sources.. If it bothers you so much, then leave..

Patrick..You know why I'm here.. I don't want to hear you say that again, I'm not leaving your side... I followed you into this foreign land and I'll follow you into the depts of hell.. But this is.... I don't know if i like what we're doing here, And Sandy wouldn't agree with any of this..

Spongebob...So what, you believe we should turn back then?..

Patrick...I just don't want you to lose yourself in search of revenge..

Spongebob...Yeah? That's humorous, you must not have cared about her then..

Patrick...Why would you say that to me!?... She was like a sister to me!..

(Patrick starts crying)

(Spongebob starts crying)

Spongebob...

Spongebob... I didn't mean that, forgive me..

Page 5

(Cut back to Dorothy standing next to a door way)

Dorothy..Sigh..

(Cut to Ms. Frizzle and Saralite sitting together in Saralite's room)

Saralite.. I am sorry for you, i don't mean to waste your life... The potion is not brewed fully...

Ms. Frizzle..Ok, i don't have much time so please hurry.. And i hate to be pushy, but did you find Arthur?.. Please tell me you did, i don't know if i can handle anymore bad news...

Saralite..This boy you are looking for, he is hiding... Gaining power, to murder a man named...

Saralite...Troll... Trollface?..

Ms. Frizzle..I know this much, Dear.. I need to know where he is located...

Saralite..Yes, he is in Cocoa Jungle.. But you will not find him without much devotion...

Ms. Frizzle..I see...

Saralite...Can i ask you much?.. I will make it fully, but why is it you need this potion? I ask because it is not easy to brew...

Ms. Frizzle..I need it to kill someone who has taken control over a close friend and student of mine... To free him, you understand?

Saralite.. To kill a bad man?...

Ms. FrizzleYes, to kill a very bad man... I'm paying you a fortune, what dose it matter what it's for, Dear?

Saralite..Okay...

Ms. Frizzle..Ok? When will it be ready Please, i need to know..

Saralite..It will be done soon... Come back later...

Ms. Frizzle..Okay, i will be back soon.. Time is important, please keep that in mind.

Ms. Frizzle..I'll be back in one week.. If you haven't finished it by then? I'm afraid i may take my money elsewhere, Dear..

Saralite..I understand..

Ms. Frizzle (Thinking)..Hmm... She is hard to read, no body language... I can't tell if she's telling the truth or not.. She might be dangerous,

Ms. Frizzle (Thinking)and the potion she is making for us might be poisonous.. Can i really trust in it? I don't even know what it is supposed to do... And she doesn't expain herself thoroughly..

Saralite..You shouldn't worry about me or my potion, it will not harm you.

(Ms. Frizzle is shocked)

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(Cut back to Spongebob and Patrick. What seems to be two trolls appear.)

VagenessGo, go do it!..

Hailyon..No way man, that's just really mean.. You might hurt its feelings.. You should never make fun of anything, unless they're a manly woman, gay black guy or an ugly disfigured animal..

Vageness..Come on man, don't be a pussy! Go over there, just like we've rehearsed!.. It will be so freakin wicked dude!!

Hailyon...Ok fine.. Spot pressuring me, man..

Vageness..Hurry, let's do this!

(Vageness and Hailyon walks over to Spongebob and Patrick. Patrick turns around and look at Vageness and Hailyon. Vageness pulls out a gray sand guitar)

Vageness and Hailyon (singing)When Big Larry came around just to put him down..

Vageness and Hailyon (singing)Spongebob turned into a clown..

(Spongebob is getting angry)

Vageness and Hailyon (singing)And no girl ever wants to dance..

Vageness and Hailyon (singing)With a fool who went and, ripped his pants..

(Spongebob and Patrick are now standing up)

Spongebob..Shut the fuck up!! ...That was ages ago!!..

Vageness..lolz, lmfaO, Rofl, that was freakin sick man..

Hailyon..I don't even know what gender, race or species he is, hahahaha!.

Hailyon...Hahahaha!! So worth it dude..

(Vageness leaves the gray sand guitar behind broken)

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(Cut back to Dorothy next to the door way) (Ms. Frizzle walks out of the door way)

Ms. Frizzle...Let's go, it isn't ready yet.. We have to come back in on week..

Dorothy..What about?...

Ms. Frizzle...She could only give me a vague answer on where Arthur's being kept..

Dorothy..Oh..

Ms. Frizzle..Don't worry, Dear.. We will find him ourselves.. We know of the area, now we just need to put in a long search.. We won't give up until we free him!..

(Dorothy is now smiling)

Ms. FrizzleCome, let's be on our way!

(Ms. Frizzle and Dorothy walks away) (Cut back to Spongebob and Patrick) (M-13 Appears)

M-13Excuse me, Lady Saralite will now see you

SponebobAbout time...

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(Spongebob and Patrick walk into Saralite's room)

Saraliteplease, sit.

(Spongebob and Patrick takes a seat)

SaraliteWhat is it you desire?

Spongebob..We've heard many rumors about this place, and what you are able to do.. I need to know, are they true?

PatrickSpongebob, beware! There is a strange feeling in the air!

(Spongebob and Patrick are staring a Saralite)

Spongebob..Someone who i once held as a brother at heart, murdered my wife and children out of envy....

Patrick..Spongebob, wait..

Spongebob..Like the coward he is, he left our homeland after.. We've tracked him to West Troll City and discovered that he had joined the Troll army.. He is untouchable... At least, as of our current capabilities..

Spongebob..I must hunt this murderer down, and bring him back to my homeland to suffer for for his actions.. But, for me to succeed in my mission, i must become far stronger.. If the rumors are true, then I've come to the right place...

SaraliteYou have.

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(Saralite starts glowing a purple aura) (Spongebob and Patrick are shocked)

Patrick...

SaraliteI AM SPEAKING TO YOUR MIND

SaraliteI WILL REFUSE TO GIVE WHAT YOU SEEK, YOU MUST GIVE YOUR FULL PASSION

SaraliteYOU DESIRE BLOOD, I DESIRE WEALTH. TO QUENCH WHAT I DESIRE, I MUCH NEED A BELOVED SOUL

(Spngebob and Patrick are scared)

SaraliteGIVE ME YOUR COMPANION'S SOUL!

Patrick (Thinking)WHAT IS HAPPENING?

SaraliteA LOVED ONE MUST CONSENT!

SaraliteANSWER NOW!!

Spongebob...DO IT...

(Patrick jumps out of his seat and runs towards Saralite)

PatrickFIRE BALL JUTSU

(Patrick starts breathing fire)

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(Saralite absorbs the fire from her eyes, nose and mouth. Patrick falls from the table and lands on the ground. Saralite summons purple spirit strings from the floor and latch onto Patrick's legs and arms, binding him. She then forms a spike out of spirit strings and exhales purple aura onto it.)

PatrickSPONGEBOB!! DON'T LET HER DO THIS!

(Spongebob is scared and covers his eyes)

(Saralite then throws the spike into Patrick's chest and sucks out his soul through his eyes and mouth. The spike returns to Saralite's hand as she grabs it.)

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(Patrick falls to the floor face first. Apparently, there was smoke, and it’s going away.)

Spongebob...

Spongebob...Now, give me what you have promised!!

(Saralite takes out a book and opens it)

SaraliteI will open access to my world... You will practice there for a time.. It will make you strong..

Spongebob...How strong!? I paid a lot....

Saralite..It will make you a champion...

SaralitYou will return when it is time, somewhere in this world...

(Saralite opens up a green portal from her book)

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Spongebob...Are you trying to exile me, so that i may not attempt to come after you for failing to give me your end to the bargain!?

SaraliteEnter or not, or you can leave.

(Spongebob waits for a while. Then he goes into the green portal which closes behind him. Saralite looks a the the spike that she used to claim Patricks soul)

NarrateurIn The Present, Back to Arthur

(Arthur is meditating)

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(Flashback to when Arthur, his friends and family meet Rage comic faces)

Bitch Please Face / Yao MingBingo! Look what we've found! A whole group of friends and family.. I can't wait to start!

Troll FaceYou can't spell therapeutic without "Rape" after all.

Bitch Please Face / Yao MingThere's 11 of them, that gives all of us our very own! And when we want some change, just trade so i can have some sweet sloppy seconds..

(From left, to right, the Rage comic Faces group is, Forever Alone Face, PFFFTTTCHH Face (who is doing bunny ears behind Obama), Obama, Jacky Chan Face, Me Gusta Face (who is smiling creepily), Y U NO Face (who is eating a chicken leg), LOL Face (who is giving the bird), Troll Face, Yao Ming, Troll Doll and Poptart Cat.)

Troll FaceMmmm... I like the sound of using your cum as lube..

(David holds a knife.)

David....I don't know who you are, but back off!!..

(Buster, Arthur, Brian, and D.W. are seen scared. The scene then shows Binky, with Muffy and Francine hiding behind him.)

Binky..Guys, i have a really bad feeling....

Forever Alone FaceI call dibs on the Milf, i think she would be nice to cuttle with after.

Y U NO Face...Uhhhhh.. Ahhhhh.... I have such a raging boner right now.. Hmmm.. Dibs on that sexy baby..

Me Gusta Face..I'm going to see how long i can go without blowing my load, i have a three month stockpile going on right now and i want this to be special..

Troll FaceDamn it, i wanted the baby... I'm a nice guy so I'll let you have it, I'll just buttfuck this dog, I'm not even going to use lube, just straight up natural precum.. My balls are empty right now so it's going to be a rough experience for the both of us, you dirty mut whore..

Pal..........?

Bitch Please Face / Yao Ming....Hahahahaha!! Oh my god, hahahahaha.. This is so much fun, it's almost as if we don't do this often.. But it's been so long, that it feels like new again!..

Me Gusta Face (Singing)You let me violate you.. You let me desecrate you.. You let me penetrate you.. You let me complicate you..

PFFFTTTCHH FaceI'm going shove all kinds of objects in their gape... Hold on guys, don't start yet.. Let me plan this out some more...

Troll FaceI'm going to give this dog my special treat.

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NarrateurMoments After

(Arthur is on the floor naked, he’s covered in bruises and blood. He looks up to see Troll Face’s cum on Pal’s body. Arthur tries to reach for Pal)

Arthur..Pal....

Troll Face...Well, i wasn't expecting this to take two and a half hours but like i said, my balls were already empty lol...

(Someone offscreen pulls out a knife and takes it to Arthur's throat. Arthur starts sweating)

Troll FaceNo, leave them two alive. Something tells me that they're special and would truly appreciate our good work here today. I just know they'll carry on, reminiscing often of our masterful technique and pray to the hevens that they were as so lucky to witness and experience it with us.. And it will make me very happy and horny, knowing that someone worthy of our jizz, admires us dearly so..

(Someone offscreen pulls out a knife and takes it to Arthur's throat. Arthur starts crying)

NarrateurBack to the present..

(Arthur can’t take it anymore and he falls to the ground. He’s sweating bullets and crying)

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(A projection of Ms. Frizzle appears in front of Arthur)

Arthur..Teacher!.. I thought you... I thought you gave up on me....

Ms. FrizzleListen Arthur, the coven has been captured by two sister witches.. They are extremely powerful.. I beg of you, and i know it is a lot to ask... But please, find a way to save us!...

Arthur...

Ms. FrizzleI know this is so sudden, but you really are our last hope... Our lives are now in your hands, i wish this weren't the situation, Dear...

Ms. FrizzleIf you come, be extremely careful or you will join us here..

Arthur....I will find a way, i just don't know how to balance my limitations here in order to make it happen... I don't even know where you are!... And if he notices strange behavior from me,he will kill D.W!...

Ms. Frizzle...Hell has become our way of life, i know... We shouldn't have made mistakes... And i can't find the answers for us this time...

Ms. Frizzle..It has taken us 2 years to gather the ingredients required to cast a powerful spell to discover your location, but it came at a price... My soul now belongs to Lord Ryzel, whenever i die..

Arthur..You told me never to resort to Ryzel's magic!..

Ms. FrizzleI know, Dear... But we are very desperate, please understand the urgency...

Ms. Frizzle..Another year has passed before we've gathered the ingredients required to cast an astro projection spell..

Ms. Frizzle..We are being held just south of you..

Ms. Frizzle..I can't sustain this spell any longer, so i must go... But before i do, there is something very important to mention.. The reason our coven's been inprisoned, was my fault.. I obtained a divine, other worldly potion, to murder your captor and free you.. To our worse outcome, we couldn't find you....

Ms. Frizzle..These witches have stolen this potion... You can't allow them to keep it!.. Such potent power in the hands of those who are powerful as they? Dear, i fear them tobe unstoppable.... Fortunately for us all, i have casted a seal spell. When i die, the seal will be broken...

Ms. Frizzle..So Arthur, please hurry..

(Cut to Ms. Frizzle and her students, they all look like hobos)

Ms. Frizzle..We're running out of time...

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NarrateurMeanwhile...

(Cut to Rob and Blaze. Coyote's bubble has popped. They’re falling. Rob is trying to catch Blaze.)

Rob (Thinking)...Something must have happened to Coyote!...

Rob (Thinking)...I need to grab Blaze!I have to use Unrelenting Force right before we hit the ground, or else...

(Rob has got Blaze, but they’re still falling. But Silver catches them with his psychokinesis)

Silver (Thinking)...Got them just in time, but.... Whenever I dove, I think I landed on a rock and brock one of my ribs!....

RobSilver!...

(Rob is holding Blazenow. Silver stops using his psychokinesis)

RobThank you! I wasn't confident that we would've survived that fall...

Silver...

Silver..What's wrong with Blaze!?...

Rob..She passed out from exhaustion, I think she will be ok..

(Cut to Tom looking at Sylvester’s dead body)

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Tom (Thinking)....My friends...

(Flashback to when Porky committed suicide. Then, cut back to Tom)

Tom...

(Silver picks up Sylvester’s dead body, and Blaze’s unconscious body)

Silver (Thinking)...Carrying Sylvester around has been draining my mana, and now i have to carry Blaze?...

Silver..Let's go, we need to get to the base before it gets too dark.. I'm sure Coyote can handle himself... Hopefully he will bring Elmer back with him...

SilverOh, i forgot you can't hear me Rob.... Wait, did you respond to my question a minute ago?

Rob...I don't think this is the right time to bring that up..

NarrateurMeanwhile, Back To Coyote

(Coyote is on the ground and he gets up and looks at his hands, He has lost his neutral powers)

Coyote (Thinking)...I'm.... I'm alive!?... How!?...

(Coyote looks at his book which is glowing a lite blue and floating)

Coyote...

(Coyote looks at his book which is glowing a lite blue and floating)

Coyote (Thinking)...Have i been healed by that Guardian, as Demaro was?... And by its own free will?.. I can't believe that it would do such a thing after the battle we had...

Coyote (Thinking)...I can't feel any of my spirit strings... They must have vanished, but... That would mean that i was indeed dead... And that would also suggest that Rob and Blaze fell to their deaths.... Ineed to go retrieve their bodies and return to base...

Coyote (Thinking)....What is going on!?..

(Coyote sees something)

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(Satan appears from behind Coyote, placing his hand on Coyote's shoulder)

SatanYOU WILL LOSE YOUR GIFT

SatanAND DOOM YOUR FRIENDS

SatanEVERYONE YOU CHERISH WILL PERISH YOUR LIFE WILL BE CONSUMED BY ANGUISH

SatanYOU WILL FAIL THEM. YOU CAN'T KEEP TEHM SAFE. SURRENDER TO ME AND I SHALL GRANT YOU MY POWER!

SatanSUBMIT TO ME AS YOUR LORD...

SatanAND YOU WILL HAVE YOUR DARKEST DESIRES

CoyoteNO. I WON'T BE YOUR SLAVE.

SatanYOU DENY ME?

SatanLORD OF HELL LORD OF CURSES LORD OF MISERY

SatanYOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT POWER I WEILD

SatanYOU'RE ALREADY ON THE VERGE OF LOSING YOUR POWER...

SatanALL IT WOULD TAKE IS ONE LITTLE PUSH AND YOU WOULD LOSE YOUR POWER

SatanI KNOW EVERY FEAR YOU CARRY. EVERY NIGHTMARE. IF YOU DON'T SUBMIT TO ME I WILL SEND MY ARMY TO TORMENT ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS.

SatanTHEY WILL BE TORTURED. RAPED I WILL RUIN WHATEVER IS LEFT OF THEIR SOULS!

SatanLOOK AT THE MARKINGS ON YOUR HANDS... YOU'RE ALL BOUND TO ME... I'M ALWAYS HERE. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!

SatanYOUR STRENGTH IS INCREASING AND I GIVE YOU THE CHANCE TO BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE

SatanI CAN TASTE YOUR FEAR

SatanI OWN YOU!

SatanSUBMIT TO MY WILL!

(Coyote starts praying. An angel appears)

EyaelCOYOTE...

EyaelBE NOT AFRAID

(The angel descends and high tens Coyote, replacing the Satanic marks on his hands with the cross)

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(Coyote looks at his hand)

Coyote (Thinking)....Angels and Demons? ...I suppose that it isn't too difficult to believe, after seeing Porky's Spirit, and the souls that has flown out of that guardian...

Coyote (Thinking)...I can feel my emotional limitations again.. It seemed that no matter how angry i got, i couldn't feel the limit... It was as if i was being flared, i couldn't control myself... Perhaps this was all done by that Demon?... The Neutral power seems to be tied to him somehow...

Coyote (Thinking)...The feelings that he made me feel, i never want to feel again....

Coyote (Thinking)..But now? I feel so... lifted, like the stain of dread has left my body...

Coyote (Thinking)...I feel so, light....

(Coyote starts glowing a light yellow)

Coyote (Thinking)...luminance!?..

Coyote (Thinking)...I feel like i can, float...

(Coyote starts floating. He’s miley surprised)

Coyote (Thinking)...So i can levitate with my spirit strings, within? It feel so, effortless...

Coyote (Thinking)..Wow... I can't analyze it, this feeling... It's incredible!.. I need to experiment with this new power as soon as i have the opportunity.. Hmm... I can't get too excited, calm down...

(Troll King has come back and he is pissed)

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(Coyote turns around)

Coyote (Thinking)...I am completely exhausted, i can't fight Troll King right now... I underestimated the Trolls...

Coyote (Thinking)..I'd imagine, he wouldn't have anything to say.. He just wants me dead, i can see it in his eyes...

(Coyote’s book have come to Coyote)

(Coyote starts sweating)

Coyote (Thinking)..I need to flee...

(Troll King uses his special muscle weakening move, Coyote is stunned)

(Coyote starts sweating more)

Coyote (Thinking)...Hm!?..

Coyote (Thinking)....I can't move my body...

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Troll KingAHHHH!!

Coyote (Thinking)However...

(Troll King tries to punch Coyote with his normal arm, but Coyote flies up and dodges the punch)

Coyote (Thinking)..I can still levitate with my spirit strings, they aren't apart of my physical body..

(Troll King jumps up into the air towards Coyote)

Coyote (Thinking)..I don't believe I've ever seen anyone leap this high without some kind of special capabilities.. So his muscle mass is the root of his power? But then again.... His abilty still has me frozen, and I can't figure out how to break free of it!.... He isn't just a fighter of brute force!.

Coyote (Thinking)..What else might he has up his sleeves?!...

(Troll King punches Coyote but a shield protects Coyote, making Troll King fall to the ground, but he saves himself by landing on his feet and normal hand. He then uses his robot arm to use Mario’s special move towards Coyote. The fire dissipates as it hits Coyote's shield. Coyote turns around, worried as he escapes.)

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Troll KingLeon, reveal yourself.

(Leon reveals himself)

Troll KingWhat happened here?

Leon..Where do I begin, Boss?...

Troll KingHave your clone draft any remaining fit trolls from the city and bring them here, at once..

Leon and his clone..On it!..

Troll KingNow, tell me everything...

NarrateurMeanwhile.

(Cut to Sinu looking at ruble covered in blood)

Minion...Sir, what do we do about this!?... Kelic was supposed to be protecting the fountain... Where is he?.. We should kill him for this!..

Sinu...

MinionSir!?..

Sinu...Silence!..

(Sinu’s eyes turn purple)

Minion...

Sinu..There was a battle here, Kelic may have been defending the fountain and was killed for it...

(Sinu walks away)

Minion..Sir, there's a church in the distance.. Should we go pay it a visit, ask around? Or kill them..

Sinu..Oh, i like the sound of that... Very much so...

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NarrateurMeanwhile, back to Coyote

(Coyote is floating over Troll City)

Coyote (Thinking)Troll City... This is a foul place, I would be doing the world a great justice in doing what I'm about to do...

Coyote (Thinking)..But at this moment, I am just going to plant a bug in them. I need to keep track of what they're doing at all times, from now on..

(Coyote raises his hands to make ‘bullet spirit strings’ to rain on to Troll City)

Butthole Lips..Oh my God, this will be my first official golden shower!..

Twat Sandwich...Not mine..

Old Man Paper Towel...Vibes come and go you know? You only feel the true thrill of it, just once.. And then? It is gone forever.. From all of my years of living, my advice would be to enjoy every drop of piss.. Really get lost in the salty taste of salt, as the stream hits your tongue... Enjoy it, before the magic dies.... Leaving you with nothing but the stink of shame, and the realization that you should probably drink less soda, and more water...

Twat Sandwich...Words of Life...

(Then, the trolls realize that it’s not pee. It’s something that makes you feel pain)

Butthole Lips...AAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Twat Sandwich......Ahhhhhhhhh!!..... AHHHHHH!!!!... 💕

Old Man Paper Towel...Ehh, I've felt much worse..

Nicolas Gay...Oh my fucking Shrek! WOOOOOOW, OMG!!! OMG!!! The bees are stinging my eyes!!

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Coyote (Thinking)...Shit!.. That took too much out of me, I'm getting really dizzy... I need to find somewhere to land and rest!..

Coyote (Thinking)....I'm about to pass out...

NarrateurMeanwhile...

(Cut to Coyote’s bok, where Garry and Demaro are)

Garry..You fucking piece of ugly cat shit!! You should be dead, not me! You should have died!! I beat you!!...

(Demaro does not say anything)

Garry..Do you really have nothing to say!?...

Demaro...What are you!?..

Garry..I'm a soul, you fucking retard!!.. You got me killed, remember!?...

Demaro...So, I'm alive?..

Garry...I couldn't possibly describe "retarded" any clearer. Yes, that Doge faggot spared your pathetic life... Probably so he can fuck your third eye hole later..

Garry..I wish I could kill you right now!!..

Demaro...Shut up, I need to think..

Garry..You actaully believe you have the ability to think!?...

Demaro..I don't have the energy for your trolling garbage right now..

Garry....I fucking hate you!!..

(Some rocks start floating. Garry is confused)

Garry...I have something in store for you, you sack of uncircumcised baby dicks...

(Demaro sits up)

Demaro (Thinking)...I can't feel his strings anymore, why?...

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GarryFuck you, take this!

(Garry tries to punch Demaro in the face, but his hand goes through Demaros face)

Garry..Damn it!!..

DemaroIdiot...

(Demaro and Garry stare each other down for a second before Demaro turns around and walks away, offending Garry. Garry gives him the middle finger on both hands. Coyote is flying through the air in the background)

Demaro (Thinking)..I'm stuck in this prison with Garry, while unable to progress... But since I don't feel any of Coyote's strings inside of my skin, this might be the best time to escape! ...But how am I supposed to get the fuck out of here!?...

(Garry sees Coyote)

GarryWhat the fuck!?..

(Coyote crashes into the ground. Demaro is shocked)

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(Cut to the news)

TVBREAKING NEWS!

News NarrationBreaking News in Troll City!

News NarrationIf the loud noises from a dumbass battle at the dumbass fortress wasn't enough, now we have worm acid rain! That's right! Worms that burn while they crawl in yo ugly ass recently sky piss covered face! We're all going to die!

News NarrationWe are going to the streets to ask inhabitants of Troll City of their experiences with this acid rain phenomenon!

(Cut to an interview)

HenryHow did it feel whenever the worm filled acid rain touched your skin?

Trevers James RobertsIt burn.

HenryWhat happened whenever the worms landed on your body?

Trevers James RobertsDem crawl.

HenryWould you recommend this experience to anyone in Troll City?

Trevers James RobertsNah.

(Cut to another interview)

HenryHow did it feel whenever the worm filled acid rain touched your skin?

Trobo..What's happening?.. I was sleeping in my own piss and shit and then worms started crawling into my ears.... Not the first time I've had worms of course, but dang man...

(Cut back to the News Narration)

News NarrationWe highly encourage you to go to your local Troll City Hospitals for a anal checkup, or otherwise remain indoors.. More news on this emergency soon!.. This broadcast was brought to you by our sponsors!

(Behind the News Narration, there are some names; El Lolo., Justin Carr., Muffin-Dono., Ryan Kitain., Soggy Wrist., Aubrey., Ellis Stothard. and Puke Fukem.)

TVBREAKING NEWS!

TVIf we said your name twice then ohwell, fuck you and thank you for supporting our cause. We fucking love you or something

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News NarrationWe'll get back to your program right after these messages.

(Cut to Ad)

TV VoiceDo you enjoy huffing celebrity farts? How about double sounding while socking with a special friend?

TV VoiceIf you do, then you'll love Cereal Roulette!

TV VoiceYou'll never know what crazy and disturbing things you'll find in your everyday breakfast! Here are real interviews!

(Cut to interviews)

Square Head...Uhh... Yea, i got rocks in mine.. It chipped my tooth, it was a very expensive dentist bill..

Twat SandwichI'm like, pretty confident with my ability to decipher flavors... I'm pretty sure i got cumin mine, and i can tell that they recently ate pineapple..

Captain OlimarI had a dirty crack needle on mine, now I have an std! God, i love Cereal Roulette!

TV VoiceYou heard it folks, It's not just rat shit anymore. You're getting the full Mcdonalds treatment now, but in your household breakfast! You can find our brand at your local Troll City Super Market!

(Cut back to the News)

News NarrationAnd now, back to Racial Shenanigans.

(Cut to a redneck next to a Ford)

Redneck John..We live in a day and age where it's considered progressive to put a damn negro baby on the box of diapers... What the hell is wrong with the world!?...

(Smoke-n-Token appears)

Redneck John..Oh shit, i didn't mean anything by what i said Sir..

Smoke-n-TokenWhat you say about my wife!?..

Redneck John...What?..

(Smoke-n-Token grabs Redneck John by his shirt)

Smoke-n-TokenYou looking at my wife!?

Redneck John..I don't even..

Smoke-n-TokenHUH!!?..

Redneck JohnLook man, I don't want any trouble..

(Smoke-n-Token kicks Redneck John in the balls and then in the face)

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NarrateurMeanwhile...

(Cut to the feet of Boyfriend)

BoyfriendHey shithead! Beep boop, suck my dick, asshole!

(Hulk, offscreen, throws a boulder at Boyfriend, crushing his head)

HulkGod... What an annoying midget, I hate short people...

NarrateurMeanwhile, In the Underworld.

(Cut to Satan sitting in a pile of dust. A skeleton like demon is pulling a chain around Hindos neck who is naked)

JackalLord Satan, Hindo. As you have requested.

SatanSend him to the mines for refinement.

JackalBy your command, Lord.

SatanYou will know of our struggle...

Satanthen you shall serve me!

(Hindo is shocked)

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NarrateurDuring the debrief

Trol KingNow, tell me everything...

Leon..First off, Demaro and Garry had some kind of incest battle in one of the secret tunnels.. Demaro revealed himself to have the same power as Elmer Fudd, which didn't matter much because he still got his ass kicked.. The battle was thought to be pointless and long, many fans complained at the time of creation, Garry even mentioned something about the fans, as he broke the forth wall..

Trol KingGet to the point!..

Leon..Right, uhh.. Garry and Demaro both were hiding their capabilities behind your back, and was just using us for our resources. They had their own agendas..

LeonGarry defeated Demaro in battle, but to everyone's surprise? He was sliced in half by some massive giant eyeball creature, that seemed to be living within Demaro head somehow.. They called it a "Guardian"

(Leon shows an image(?) of Miladox)

Leon...Ok, so it's pretty fucking unusual right? Not exactly sure what to think about but... Demaro continued on, as i followed him with my cloaked clone..

LeonMy actual body was watching this bloody fight outside...

Leon...Seriously, a lot of blood.... Like, too much blood... Anyway, some group trapped our trolls in a cage and stabbed them to death with spears and weren't really morally phased by it, kind of fucked up if you ask

LeonSome guy named Coyote ended up fighting Demaro..

LeonThe guy you just attacked, you need to know about him... He has three Guardians in his possession now, inside of that strange book.

LeonHe has the same power as Fudd, they call it being "Neutrals" and he sick.. Demaro, had two insanely powerful Guardians, Coyote effortlessly defeated Demaro and then stole the Guardians from him... Hell, he even stole Demaro...

LeonBy then, Troll City was fully aware of the attack on the Fortress and sent a bunch of mentally challenged useless trolls to try to kill Demaro? Yeah, Demaro.. You know, instead of the intruder... Quite a lot of trolls died and many fans complained about it, like why wouldn't trolls defend their own medieval castle?...

Leon..Meanwhile, Hindo is fighting a super hero that keeps getting more ripped and heroic everytime you see him.. If i was gay, then damn....

LeonAnyway, so this Coyote guy sneaks up dehind uhh... I guess, demonic Hindo? And murders him in cold blood in one attack.. I kind of shit my pants and definitely wanted to remain cloaked, for real..

LeonMauller returned and began fighting one of the enemies.. Mauller also has learned some strange magic, so i assume his mission to retrieve the book was a success... Mauller was about to kill the girl. Before he did, she displayed an intense wall of flames around her... Fire so intense, that it turned rock into dust...

LeonI thought for sure that Mauller would have died, but he survived thanks to his new magic.. So, he then followed her and was stopped by the Corpse of Garry that Coyote has patched back thogether, smothered Mauller in magma..

LeonIf you seen the fire attack that he survived before that, then you wouldn't have any doubts about him sprouting out of the ground like a Pikmin at any moment now...

LeonCoyote then sent in a flock of birds into the collapsed fortress, that he summoned from his book.. Not sure what that was about, i didn't have a vision on the inside at that point.. All i know is that he has some kind of link to the objects that he controls.. Like, to their senses..

LeonYour son and Sonichu did a sneak on Coyote.. Troll Face had Sonic's gem in his hand, so i guess he figured out how to activate it like you've asked.. It gave him insane speed and made him glow gold like a super saiyan... Kind of jealous..

LeonThey ended up killing Coyote, atleast that is what it seemed.. There was an explosion, i couldin't make out what was going on but, Coyote ended up recovering.. As if he was never hurt.. Some kind of resurrection i think.. I haven't seen Troll Face or Sonichu since the explosion..

Leon..Then you showed up..

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NarrateurBack To Troll King.

Leon..Then you showed up..

Troll King....Where is Pori?..

(Leon takes out his lollipop)

Leon..Not sure, Boss..

(Troll King looks at a pool of lava. The lava starts to burn a white fire. The lava starts floating, turning into a ball and begins to crack. The lava ball explodes revealing Mauller to be inside the ball. He has a white fire-like aura. He stops burning and lands on the ground)

Leon..Yeah, see?

MaullerI assume Leon's already filled you in.

LeonYeah, i did. Also, I've sent word to the First Order. They may send someone to assist, but since tensions are high with Mushroom Kingdom, she might not want to spare any of her fighters and leave the outpst less defended..

Troll KingDo you have the book?

MaullerI acquired The Book of Ryzel, but it wasn't easy. Mushroom Kingdom's Military has been extremely high and on alert.

MaullerI couldn't find out why.

Mauller..Toadrake almost withdrew from the deal that we've made with The Triad.

MaullerI understand why though, this book is divine and there's only one of them... I wouldn't want to give it up either..

Troll KingI didn't tell you to read and learn the book.

Mauller...You didn't tell me not to... Besides, there is only a few pages that were translated as you know, and the temptation is stronger than you might think... There's something about it, it makes you crave it.. Drives you mad to not read it.. Apparently my soul belongs to Ryzel now..

Leon..Can, can i hold it?.. I want to hold it for a minute...

(Mauller takes out the book underneath his cape and gives it to Troll King)

Leon..Oh come on, please!?..

(Troll King looks at the book, and it begins to emit a dark aura.)

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Mauller...So where's pori at?...

Leon..No idea, but do we even want Alex back? He's kind of a dumbass... And he's not much stronger than a common Troll..

Mauller..Hey now, i trained that dumbass! ... But he was too dumb to learn anything! Hahahahahaha!!...

LeonHahahahahahaaaaaahh!!....

MaullerHahahahahaha!!.. Oh God...

Troll KingDon't worry about Alex, i will focus on him.

(Troll Face appears)

Leon...Why can't i ever predict when you're going to show up?...

(Troll Face hugs Troll King’s normal arm. Troll Face starts to cry)

Troll Face...Daddy.... I tried to stop them but they were too strong!....

Troll FaceI promise I tried!...

Troll KingWhere is the stone!?

Troll Face...Gem, while i was running away from the explosion, i dropped it and it was devoured by Sonichu's suicide bombing power! I was almost caught in the explosion myself!

Troll KingHmm....

Troll Face..I promise, Daddy!!...

LeonOh look, Pori's back...

(Pori is running really fast)

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PoriMauller, you're back!.. What happened here!?..

LeonI guess the better question would be, where the hell were you during all of this?..

Pori...I will explain that after you tell me what happened to our fortress!

LeonWe've been attacked, it was very organized.. They brought some heavy hitters, the strongest we've seen in along time.. We lost Demaro and Garry, Alex is also M. I. A. The enemies escaped shortly before you got here..

Pori...I see..

PoriI wish i were present, i might have been able to assist... I was out investigating.. I've received a letter from one of our southern camps of enemy activity.. At first, i figured that it was troops from China, but witnesses have confirmed that it was attacks from the Troll Slaiyers...

Pori...I hate to inform you that all three of our southern camps have been completely destroyed... Shadow hung our Trolls from trees and put their heads on stakes... I've tracked one of their members back and it lead to a grocery store in Troll City... I was going to question the employees but there was no one there.. After i left the building, i noticed the smoke in the distance.. So, the Troll Slaiyers attacked!?..

Mauller...Seems so.. But, who are the Troll Slaiyers?..

LeonThey're a group that wants to kill Trolls, ran by a guy named Shadow.. Not much else to say about it really..

Troll King (Thinking)..Shadow!!.. I will kill you for this!!..

NarrateurMeanwhile.

(Cut to Eyael whose arms are hanging from chains. She is hanging above a pentagram)

Eyael...

Eyael..Release me at once!..

Nem (Hidden)...Eyael.. It has certainly been so very long since an angel has graced our mortal world.. This time, we were prepared... Now, why would you risk such exposure to where you would crawl out of your safe little heavens, hm?.. It must have been very important..

Eyael..Nem..

Lord Nem (Hidden)Lord, Nem.

EyaelI only serve the Giants... You are no Lord to me!..

(Nem reveals himself)

Lord NemBefore long, they will be serving me as well. You however, are a valuable resource...

Lord NemYes, there is so much we can do with your precious angel blood...