Cheeto Man

Cheeto Man
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Biographical info
Relatives	Unnamed parents, brothers, and sisters (mentioned), Hello Kitty (wife)
Physical description
Species	Cheetah
Gender	Male
Fur color	Orange
Eye color	Black
Personal information
Affiliation	The Defenders
Allies	Ronald McDonald, Trix Rabbit, The Defenders (by force)
Enemies	Troll King, Knuckles, Shadow, The Defenders
Traits
Weapons/powers	Hand-to-hand combat, Cheeto Energy
Appearances
First appearance	Chapter 5, Page 14
Last appearance	Chapter 20, Page 21
Status	Alive
In real life
Actual name	Chester Cheetah
First appearance	Cheetos commercial (1986)
Franchise	Cheetos

“	it ain't easy being cheesy	”
Cheeto Man, Chapter 10, Page 21

Cheeto Man is a character appearing in Tails Gets Trolled. He is a powerful member of The Defenders who is initially a mentor to Tails and teaches him to use Cheeto Energy.

History

Early Life

According to Cheeto Man, before the Neutrals, he was captured by The Trolls and kept captive within a cage. During his imprisonment, he was trolled endlessly until he was rescued by other members of The Defenders. However, according to Knuckles in Chapter 20, in reality, Cheeto Man is the true leader of the Defenders and controls the others through intimidation. Some time after meeting the Defenders, Cheeto Man captures many relatives of the current members (ranging from Miss Piggy, Arthur's sister, etc.) in order to keep them under his control. He also forms a large STD-free prostitution business (as Knuckles puts it). Said business leads to him gaining a vast amount of drugs, money, and resources, allowing him to force others to sell drugs in order to make him money. Trix Rabbit is also said to form a child trafficking ring where he sells children for sex.

In the Defenders, Pacman is established as the group leader while Cheeto Man appears to be a follower. Cheeto Man is then first seen when Tails is kidnapped and introduced by Pori to the others. He is not seen again until Tails finishes training with Spyro and moves to train with him.

When they meet, Cheeto Man introduces himself to Tails and explains his backstory to him. He then demonstrates his Cheeto Ball technique to Tails. As he struggles to learn it himself, Cheeto Man hotboxes the room to help Tails concentrate and he is successful in doing so.

The Weed Party

Cheeto Man is not seen again until the end of Tails' training with Ronald. Ronald attempts to choke Tails out in a fit of rage but is saved by Cheeto Man running in the room and attacking Ronald. Afterwards, he and Spyro are assigned as Tails' bodyguards to watch over him. Some time later, Tails walks into Cheeto Man and Knuckles in the middle of a drug deal. The two suggest that the group, later joined by Doug, get together to smoke weed to celebrate their reunion.

As they smoke, Knuckles and Spyro make jokes about Cheeto Man's wife, Hello Kitty, sleeping around with various other characters (such as Shadow), much to his annoyance. After a while, Doug passes out and Cheeto Man asks Knuckles to call over STD-free bitches to join them. The group moves over to Cheeto Man's room where they continue to smoke until the girls Knuckles called over arrive. Spyro and Tails go off to do other activtities at the party, while Cheeto Man chats with Patty about Doug's sexuality. Eventually, Tonya arrives from her shift to inform Cheeto man of his earnings, but is scolded and threatened to be thrown into "the well" for misbehaving.

Cheeto Man recovers his footing after being attacked by Knuckles.

After their talk, the two return to the party. Cheeto Man comes over to the hot tub after Amy and Hello Kitty get into a fight. After calming them down, he invites Candy Kong and Tonya to relax with him in the tub. Tails and Hello Kitty pass by, and things become tense when Candy Kong insinuates that the two are going to have sex.

The next day, after the party ends, Cheeto Man is seen meeting with Knuckles to have Amy join his ring. After some talk, Knuckles reveals that the women he called over were not STD-free and that both himself and Cheeto Man now have the clap, and that his STD-free business has now been ruined. Enraged, Cheeto Man moves to attack and chokes Knuckles, but is stopped when Tails enters the room. Knuckles and Tails leave, while Cheeto Man stays to confront his wife, Hello Kitty. He learns that she had slept with Tails the night before, and nearly chokes her out before she claims she is pregnant.

Abilities

Cheeto Man possesses many skills, ranging from his "Cheeto Ball" to having incredible speed. It is said by Spyro that his powers outmatch the Troll King himself, and that Cheeto Man had previously defeated the King in the past.

Real Life Origins

Chester Cheetah is the mascot for the snacks known as Cheetos.

Differences

Chester is often portrayed as a "hip-kitty" who tries to eat other people's Cheetos and is generally involved in some mischief with others. As with many characters in Tails Gets Trolled, he is more violent and aggressive compared to his usual self. His physical appearance also differs, as he wears a red hoodie and pants with regular glasses, rather than being naked and wearing sunglasses as his real life counterpart usually does.

Gallery

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  The Cheeto Ball, taught to Tails.

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  Cheeto Man ambushing Knuckles.

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  Cheeto Man lets Tails leave with Knuckles.