Markus
| Markus | |
|---|---|
 
| |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | Male |
| Skin color | White |
| Hair color | Green |
| Eye color | Green |
| Personal information | |
| Occupation | Trolls |
| Affiliation | The Trolls (Defected) |
| Allies | The Trolls, Underbite Troll, Silver, Jayce, Fish n' Pork (Begrudgingly) |
| Enemies | fantasy starwars crue,Fist in Poo Clan and the Trolls |
| Traits | |
| Weapons/powers | Trolling |
| Appearances | |
| First appearance | Chapter 6, Page 3 (Order of appearance) TAoUBT, Page 1 (Chronologically) |
| Last appearance | Chapter 8, Page 6 (Chronologically) TAoUBT, Page 22 (Order of appearance) |
| Status | |
| In real life | |
| First appearance | Tails Gets Trolled Chapter 6, Page 3 (2011) |
| Franchise | Tails Gets Trolled |
| “ | I've never heard of anything so stupid... You need help, you and your mentally retarded Justin Bieber loving penis. | ” |
| Markus chatting with Underbite Troll, The Adventures of the Underbite Troll, Page 11 | ||
Markus is a Troll that appears in Tails Gets Trolled and The Adventures of Underbite Troll. He is the best friend, roommate and possible lover of the Underbite Troll. Not much is known about his past.
History
The Troll Off
After hearing of rumors being spread regarding he and Underbite's sexuality by Butter Tits and the Dick Taker, the two of them went to troll them in revenge. Unlike future Troll Offs, Markus contributed more insults and even triggered Butter Tits. Not long after, the two stopped at Jayce's Shop, where he learned of the Trolling Championship, an event in which several two-person Troll teams engage in a Troll Off with each other and eventually face off with Troll Face in order to become "Godlike" Trolls. He and Underbite went to sign up, but much to their chagrin, the name they wanted to enter - the Underbite Squad - had been taken by Butter Tits and the Dick Taker. As a result, they took a new name - the BiteUnder League.
The very next day, he went out swimming that morning and came across the PandaUtters, a pair of female celebrity Trolls. Underbite Troll was first reluctant to allow them into his house, but after some convincing, they were allowed in. Later on, he and Biter Un witnessed the suicide and subsequent teabagging of a suicidal Troll. Because of this, the BiteUnder League were hit with a wave of existential thoughts about how their trolling effects people. The two rationalized the events at hand by saying it was the suicide victim's cat that made him jump out of the window and then vowed to never own a cat. Only minutes later, he observed one half of the Fist in Poo Clan urinate on his friend's face while attempting to fornicate with a rabbit. He laughed at this, but told the two zoophiles that they would need luck tomorrow and also recommended they look at PornHub to get an idea of how sex works.
Shortly before the Troll Off, he and Underbite clashed with each other and talked about |Justin Bieber. During the Troll Off, he couldn't do much because before he could even finish his sentence, Underbite Troll unleashed a storm of insults that likely would have caused the FiP Clan to end their existences had they actually possessed minds. He did, however, encourage Underbite Troll during the battle. Afterwards, he and Underbite Troll encountered the fantasy starwars crue for the first time, claiming that they were "Star Wars homo fanboy trolls". A few hours later, the duo returned to their home to find Fish n' Pork foraging their house for items. They were disgusted at them at first, but decided to join them in spying other houses. There, they discovered that the FSWC were obsessed with Underbite Troll. The house's occupants soon returned and Markus was thrown out of the window (And afterwards, he was apparently teabagged, likely by the Teabagger Troll).
The next morning, the two of them went to take a picture to make a poster for the Trolling Championship. What happens next in the contest is unknown, as he and Underbite's spinoff ends here.
Final Hours
An indeterminate amount of time later, the former BiteUnder League once again visited Jayce's Stand before meeting Silver. He was ecstatic when Silver accepted Underbite Troll's request for a Troll Off, even screaming the words "TROLL OFF like he had done before. Later that day, he and Underbite Troll spread the word of this supposed legendary Troll (That being Silver) and later allowed he and his friends to enter their home. Unfortunately, he would die that morning when Jacko shot him in the head during a raid on their house.
Legacy
Despite not meeting him, Coyote would remember him in a flashback.
Personality and Traits
Like Underbite Troll, Markus is one of the more decent Trolls, even expressing concern over Underbite Troll's racism (Though he may have been sarcastic). He was more outgoing than his counterpart and also more muscular as well as being able to accept change more easily. He was also apparently fond of swimming.
Reception
Unlike his best friend, Markus isn't that well known in real life. He occasionally appears in memes, but is relatively obscure.
Trivia
- He is not named until the Underbite Troll spinoff.