chaper 7: mario vs king troll/Script
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Stats
- Character count: ~8100
- No spaces: ~6900
- Character with most lines: Mario (72)
- Character(s) with least lines: Knuckles, Shadow, Yoshi (1)
Page 1
Marioi had a feeling
luigi was gonna
slip up when
the time came
to kill you
Troll Kingyour plan almost worked to.luigi managed to get my
arm good but i got a replacement arm
Marioi will kill
you. i will
make sure
your dead
Troll King why do you
hate trolls so
much
anyways?
there must be
a reason you
would go
through all
this to kill
me?tell me
why? im
curious
Mario fine ill tell why i hate
trolls. this goe's pretty far
back in my past
(Flashback to the young Mario Bros, before their mustaches are grown. They travel through various locations resembling areas from Yoshi's Island.)
Mario (narrating)it started acouple year's after yoshi defeated bowser and me and luigi was in our teen years
Mario (narrating)after that we didn't see bowser until we was older. so in the time where there was peace me and luigi decided to find our birth parents
Mario (narrating)so we traveled through the land seeking to find our parents
Mario (narrating)and we found them. and there house
Marioummm should i knock on
the door? im kind of
afraid to
Luigido it
(A large, obese man with a T-shirt that says Nascar comes out alongside a skinny woman with bruises on her face.)
Kario's wifekario there's these
kids at the door
Mario maybe we are at
the wrong house
Karioget back in
the house
you bitch
noob before
i hit you in
the eye
again
Kariowhat do you little faggot's want? i dont have
candy
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Marioyour our
parent's
your our
dad. we
have
been
looking
for you
guys
Karioyou kid's can't
be my son's? i
told that stupid
bird to drop
them baby's in
the middle of no
where so they
would die
Karioi also dropped your brother's
wario and waluigi at the
park acouple months ago
nascar
Kariowe wont see them again lol. hey
give me a sec im gonna do a line
real quick
(Kario snorts cocaine off of his arm.)
Luigi does
that
mean
you two
dont
care for
us or
love us?
Kariooh my
god you
kid's
actually
think
we
would
love you
ahhaha
hahaha
ha i
dont even
love your
mom
Kario's wifeHAHAH
AHAHA
AHAHA
HAHAH
AHAHA
HAHAA
HAHAH
AHHAHA
!!!!!!!!
Luigibut..... but
your our
parent's
your
supose to
love us
Karioomg he's crying hahah kid i wouldn't
have children if unprotected sex
wasn't awesome. and i wouldn't need
to keep dumping off not needed kids
Kario's wifetrolls be trollin
(Mario is angered.)
Kario's wifecome back
next year or
something
Karioyeah i would like
to talk but cop's is
about to come on
(Kario shuts the door.)
Mario luigi stay out here ill
be right back
Luigii dont
understand?
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Mariothey dont
even have
a door on
there back door
Marioi need to find
something that
can deal some
real damage to
someone
Mariooh
there
we go
(Mario picks upa metal baseball bat, and sneaks in through the back door.)
Kariobitch hurry up
with my food
damnit if you take
any longer im
gonna hit you..
and i need you to
go back out there
and hook some
more
Kario's wife shut up
asshole im
working as
fast as i can..
(As Kario's wife cooks, Mario sneaks up from behind.)
Marioim hope this hurts
Kario's wifewhat?
(Mario swings at his mother, knocking her face into the food she is frying.)
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(Kario's wife's face burns and she slumps onto the floor, dead.)
Kariobitch you better not be
burning my food
Kariowhat the fuck? oh
shit
Karioyour fucking crazy
kid
(Kario reaches into his pocket.)
Mariodont fucking try
it!!!
KarioAHHHHH!!!
(Mario swings at Kario, knocking him to the ground.)
Kariowhat do you want from me
kid? you want a fucking hug?
MarioSHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
(Mario continues to swing at Kario on the floor.)
Kariohahah trolls be trollin
Mariowhy the hell do you keep on saying that
shit? what the fuck does that mean?
Page 5
MarioTELL ME!!!!!
Karioi come from a group that is called
the troll's the saying trolls be
trollin is from there
Mariothere' a group of
people like you? that
makes me sick
(Mario swings once more at Kario, crushing his face in.)
Mario (narrating)so i burned down the house with my parents in it.
(A huge fire engulfs the house of Mario's parents.)
Luigithis doesn't
feel right
Mariodeath
happens
alot get
use to it
(Close up on Mario's eyes.)
Mario (narrating)many years later after the battle's with bowser. i forgot about the troll's but then one day a toad was trolled. after i heard about it i seeked them trolls out and just kept a eye on the trolls.trying to see if they would lead me to the boss.. but then i saw shadow kill them troll's
(Flash back to Mario watching the scene from tails gets trolled, Page 10, where Shadow and friends bury Butter Tits.)
Mario (narrating)i knew then that i could some how use shadow to reach the boss troll
Knucklesman it took along time burring that fat guy. its really late
Shadowyea remind me next time to not kill such a fat person
Mario (narrating)after i first met with shadow i left for awhile. and then i cameupwith the plan and i kept inccontact with shadow and even gave him my cell number
Mario (narrating)that's when me an luigi seeked out different people for shadow's group which trully started from me. and me and luigi did the plan flawlessly to
Page 6
Troll Kingthe only flaw in your plan was me
Marioluigi only helped me with this
because he knew this was personal
to me
MarioAHHHH
HHHHH
HHHHH
HHHHH
HH!!!!!!
Marioyou killed one of
the only people
that i ever cared
about !!!!!
(Mario throws a green shell at Troll King.)
Troll King get use
to it
(Troll King punches the shell, shattering it to pieces.)
Mariofuck!!
MarioI WILL
FUCKING
KILL YOU!!!!
Mariohere i go
(Mario is covered by a cloud as he uses a powerup.)
Troll Kingit doesn't matter what suit you use mario
Page 7
(Mario appears in Kuribo's Shoe.)
Troll Kingthey didn't tell me about
this one?
(Mario leaps into the air and slams down on Troll King. He smiles as he seems to have crushed Troll King.)
Mariowhat the
hell im
being
lifted in
the air?
(Troll King emerges from the hole and lifts the shoe with his robotic arm.)
Troll Kingpick a better
suit
Mariofuck you
Troll KingAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Troll King tosses Mario aside.)
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(Mario is covered by another cloud as he uses a powerup.)
Troll Kingwhats next?
Mariotime
to
die!!
(Mario, using the Boomerang Flower, throws a boomerang at Troll King.)
Troll Kingcome one mario
(Troll King punches the boomerang, snapping it in two.)
Marioalright fucker
here it comes
now right all
over your
face
(Mario reaches into his satchel and uses another powerup, this time becoming Cape Mario.)
Troll Kingyou got
nothing
that
can
hurt me
Mariowe will see
about that
Troll Kingtake this
(Troll King uses his wave.)
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(Mario deflects the wave using his cape.)
Marioi keep my word and i will kill you like i said
Troll Kingkilling me? Thats impossible for anyone
(Mario begins to fly as Troll King launches another wave.)
Troll Kingyour no different from the rest
Troll Kingi knew it
(Mario is uneffected by the wave and flips Troll King off.)
Marioahahahahah
Mariouse a better move
retard
Page 10
Troll King the good
thing about
this new
arm of
mine. is
that i can
do this
(Troll King uses Luigi's fire wave. Mario dodges to the side, but is punched in the face by Trol King. Troll King grabs Mario's leg and flings him aside.)
Mariodamnit. i
got to get
up fast
(As Mario regains his posture, he sees another one of Luigi's waves coming towards him.)
Page 11
Marioshit
(Mario blocks the wave with his hand. The fire expands around him.)
Troll Kinghahahaha
this is
over he
can't live
from that
(Mario emerges from the flames, his hand burned.)
Mariosigh...... ah you can't
kill me with my
brother's power
Troll Kingahhh i see now. you was able to take
the damage that fire had to give
(Mario's eyes are covered by the shadow of his hat.)
Marioyou have no right using
any of luigi's
moves after
what you did
to him.. i will
make you pay
if it's the last
thing i do.god
damnit
(Mario reaches into his bag and pulls out a Metal Box. He is covered in smoke as he turns into Metal Mario.)
Troll Kingthat wont work mario. my fist are harder
then metal
Page 12
Marioim done
with this
shit. FUCK
YOU troll !!
Troll KingBRING it ON!!!!!
(Mario rushes at Troll King but is punched in the face, sending him flying back.)
Mario shit even in
metal that hurts
like fuck
Marioi cant afford
to lose now.
Not after all
this. i will
use every
bone in m
body to
make sure
you die!!!
MarioAHHHH!!!
Troll Kingwhen will you realize there's no point in try ing
Page 13
(Mario runs at Troll King once more, kicking him. Troll King evades.)
Troll Kinghe's a little stronger then sonic was but he's not nearly as fast. but he can take a lot more pain then sonic could as well..
(Troll King blocks one of Mario's punches with his arm and punches Mario in the face, cracking his metal nose.)
Page 14
Marioalright you asked for it. im gonna
use my new move on you
Troll Kinghmmmmmm your fire is blue? this is
different from the fire you normaly
use
(A blue flame emits from Mario's hand, which grows into a larger flame.)
Marioyou are right this fire is
different. i can only use
it every 24 hours. this
fire is much stronger
Marioand you will learn why this fire will kill you
soon enough
Troll Kingi doubt
it..
(From within the blue flame, many small fireballs are launched. Troll King catches them in his hand.)
Troll Kingwhat the?
the fire is
getting
bigger?
(The fires gather, creating a large inferno.)
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Marioyou cant escape this
fire because this fire
becomes stronger and
bigger with peoples
body heat
MarioAHHHHHHH!!!
(Mario throws the blue fireball he is controlling at Troll King, who is in the inferno.)
Marioahaha this move can only be used in metal form because its known
to kill the person using it. because of the user's own body heat
(The fire rages.)
Mariothis fire can
kill people
ten times
stronger then
the person
using the
move
because. it's
getting stronger as it
makes the
Victim's body
even warmer
from the fire,
making the
fire stronger
Troll Kinghahahah i should really be thanking your brother luigi if it wasn't for him knocking my arm off i wouldn't of had this arm. this
robot arm is fire resistence and cools it self down when under alot of heat. and the best part about this arm is that it absorbs
fire damage protecting me from all the fires damage and effects. so your plan to kill me with luigi actually turned out to help
me vs you mario HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
(Troll King's robotic arm sizzles.)
Page 16
Mariodamnit my
metal form is
out of time
(Mario depowers.)
Troll Kingok mario ill give you a free shot hit me as hard as
you can
(Mario punches Troll King in the face, causing him to bleed slightly.)
Troll Kingis that all you got?
Page 17
Troll Kingnow do you
see the
difference in
our power
mario. dont
be stupid it's
obvious
Mariohmmmmm
m you......
BASTARD!!
! YOU
BASTARD!
YOU
FUCKING
BASTARD!!
MarioI DONT
CARE HOW
FAR APART
OUR POWER'S
MAY
BE... YOU
BASTARDS
WILL PAY!!
(Mario pulls out a star.)
Troll Kingthat star ive seen it before?
(Flashback to Luigi using the star before Star Mario runs towards Troll King.)
Troll Kingyes i remember it now. luigi threaten all of the trolls with that star. it must be powerful i better be careful with this item of there's. this is there ace in the hole
Troll Kinghe almost got me..
Troll Kinghe barely touched my skin
Troll Kingand it's burning like hell
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(Star Mario chases Troll King.)
Troll Kingi can't let him touch me in this state he's in. he could kill me if he would hit me with a clear shot
Mariohere we
go!!
(Star Mario hits his max speed and rushes towards Troll King.)
Troll Kingdamn he's fast in this form. i wont be able to out run him
Troll Kingthink.... hmmmmm.? i might be able to slow him down or at least keep him off if i use my robot arm as a defence
(Troll King blocks Star Mario's punch using his robot arm, catching his fist. Troll King's robot arm sizzles slightly.)
Troll Kinghuh? ahh i see
now your star
form is
powerful but
it has a time
limit which is
very short
hahahah
Mariocrap... well no
matter i still
have
something left
that will hurt
you
Page 19
Troll Kinghe has more? damn he has to be the craftiest person ive fought
(Mario pulls out a second star.)
MarioAHAH
AHAA
H!!!
Troll Kingdamn if he uses that star im dead.. i have no choice but to use one of the ten deadly words
Troll KingNi** ER
(Mario's eyes go white as he begins to bleed from the eyes.)
MarioAHHHH!!!
(Mario reaches for his eyes.)
MarioAHHHHHH!!
MarioAHHHHH!!
(Mario drops the star he is holding.)
MarioAHHHHHHHHHH!! MY EYES
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Mariowhat is this ahhhh!!
Troll Kingthe words of death is like your star in ways.
each word's effect has a time limit of it's own
Troll Kingeach word shut's down a part
of the person. eye's. ear's. in
luigi's case i shut down his
brain long enough for him to
be fucked to death.. each
word has a different effect.
you should be lucky really. i
used one of the weaker words
on you mario
Marioahhhh!!!
(Troll King grabs Mario by the throat and begins punching him in the face.)
Troll Kingim going to beat the fuck out of you!!!
(Troll King knees Mario.)
Mariowhistle
Mariowhistle
MarioAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Mario is punched back by Troll King.)
Troll Kinghahahahahah!!!!
(Troll King lets off an evil smile.)
Troll Kingim going to enjoy this
more then i should
(A green blur suddenly circles around Troll King.)
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(Mario dissappears.)
Troll Kingive just had enough of all mario's tricks
Marioyoshi hurry and get me out
ofhere
YoshiYOSHI !!!!!!!
(Troll King uses his wave on Yoshi, knocking him down from the air.)
Troll Kinghahaha as i thought. you might have a chest plate
to block my move but your pet doesn't
Troll Kingnow your time has come mario!!
(Troll King runs towards Mario. Yoshi extends his tongue.)
Troll Kingstay out of my way yoshi
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
(Grabbing Yoshi's tongue, Troll King swings and throws Yoshi aside.)
Mariodamnit leave
yoshi alone
Troll Kingim just getting him
out of my way so i can kill you