Donkey Kong
| Donkey Kong | |
|---|---|
 
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| Biographical info | |
| Alt. spellings and titles | donkeykong |
| One-off names | Donkey Kunt |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Gorilla |
| Gender | Male |
| Skin color | Beige |
| Hair color | Brown |
| Eye color | Black |
| Personal information | |
| Allies | Knuckles, Rouge, Candy Kong |
| Enemies | Candy Kong |
| Appearances | |
| First appearance | tails gets trolled, Page 12 |
| Last appearance | chapter 11: wild tempers, Page 11 |
| Status | |
| In real life | |
| Actual name | Donkey Kong |
| First appearance | Donkey Kong (1981) |
| Franchise | Donkey Kong |
| “ | ...im in big trouble with the lady up stairs if you know what im saying? i need my pus pus | ” |
| Donkey Kong, Chapter 11, Page 11 | ||
Donkey Kong is a large brown gorilla appearing in Tails Gets Trolled. Early in the story he is shown sleeping with Rouge and Knuckles after an off-screen threesome, an event that would have incredible consequences in the future. He later provides backup to the Troll Slaiyers by bringing over his fellow Kongs, Tiny and Chucky, as well as a random guy.
History
Some time before the events of Tails Gets Trolled, Donkey Kong reportedly has a sexual encounter with Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom. His girlfriend Candy Kong states that Donkey Kong receives the clap from her at this point and passes it on to Candy Kong (according to his account). After an unknown amount of time, Donkey Kong eventually has a threesome with Rouge and Knuckles. The trio are seen sleeping together in Chapter 1: tails gets trolled after having sex, with Donkey Kong clasping Knuckles as he sleeps.
Much later, Donkey Kong is seen again bringing backup to join Shadow's group of troll fighters known as the Troll Slaiyers. He states that he is unable to join them personally because he is currently dealing with Candy Kong, who is upset at him for passing on the clap onto her. Instead, he brings Chucky Kong and Tiny Kong to join the Slaiyers in his absence.
Personality
Donkey Kong appears to be a sex addict, judging by the amount of sex he has with various characters. He is first shown sleeping with both Knuckles and Rouge after a night of action, and later talks about his relationship with Candy and how he needs to resolve his issues with her in order to get his "pus pus". He is a good friend of Knuckles and seems to care for him, as mentioned by Shadow when the Slaiyers discuss their new fucking genius plan, and is willing to help provide aid to the group in place of himself due to the clap.
Abilities
Donkey Kong has not appeared in battle nor has he demonstrated any abilities of note, other than being a carrier of the clap.
Real Life Origins
Donkey Kong is the main character of the titular series, Donkey Kong. The title of Donkey Kong can refer to multiple Kongs throughout the series but he is typically depicted as a large brown gorilla, typically acting as Mario's rival and/or friend.
Differences
Donkey Kong in Tails Gets Trolled is capable of speaking in full sentences unlike most of his game counterparts who speak in grunts and gorilla noises, though it should be noted that he does speak and sing in the Donkey Kong Country TV series.
He also does not have gonorrhea in the main games.
