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*...that [[Troll King]]'s fists are harder than metal, and harder than brick?
*...that [[Troll King]]'s fists are harder than metal, and harder than brick?
*...that [[Kermit]] is a former troll?
*...that [[Kermit]] is a former troll?
*...that [[Tails]] smokes '''<span style="color:#009933>WEED</span>'''?
*...that [[Tails]] smokes '''[[Weed|<span style="color:#009933>WEED</span>]]'''?
*...a [[Guardian]] is neither living or dead?
*...a [[Guardian]] is neither living or dead?
*...[[Justen Bever]] gets a boner when he performs?
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*...that [[Rob|they can't troll you if you can't hear them]]?
*...that [[Rob|they can't troll you if you can't hear them]]?
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*...[[Demaro]] can only levitate when his spirit shield is active?
*...[[Demaro]] can only levitate when his spirit shield is active?
*...[[Donkey Kong]] is in some pretty big trouble with the lady upstairs?
*...[[Donkey Kong]] is in some pretty big trouble with the lady upstairs?
*...that......[[Porky|i]]....im..... im no....... no..... not gonna lie to [[Petunia|you]]... i we........ wen....... went.... went drinking last n... night with my [[Coyote|friends]] and.... i cheated on you?
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*...you're like a used tampon: you're no longer good?
*...you're like a used tampon: you're no longer good?
*...[[Luigi]]'s body was kept in pristine condition after death because [[Troll Face]] enjoys doing schticky to his body?
*...[[Luigi]]'s body was kept in pristine condition after death because [[Troll Face]] enjoys doing [[sex|schticky to his body]]?
*...[[Tails Gets Trolled Polished]] was an attempted reboot of the series by [[Lazerbot]] that was canceled?
*...[[Tails Gets Trolled Polished]] was an attempted reboot of the series by [[Lazerbot]] that was canceled?
*...some of [[Cheeto Man]]'s weed comes from Canada?
*...some of [[Cheeto Man]]'s weed comes from Canada?
*...we all know you like taking it up the ass, you cock sucking manwhore?
*...[[Bowser]] doesn't like jokes and doesn't like [[Fist in Poo Clan|assholes]]?
*...we all know [[Underbite Troll|you]] like taking it up the ass, [[Underbite Troll|you]] cock sucking manwhore?
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*...[[Tails]] had 3 tails drawn on him in [[Chapter 1: tails gets trolled|Chapter 1]]?
*...[[Tails]] had 3 tails drawn on him in [[Chapter 1: tails gets trolled|Chapter 1]]?
**...and that [[Tails]] is drawn with 1 in [[Tails gets trolled Ultimate Alternate reality]]?
*...back in the day, [[trolling]] was simply known as "being a dick"?
*...back in the day, [[trolling]] was simply known as "being a dick"?
*...[[Pori]] has a secret lab where he collects the DNA of different individuals?
*...[[Pori]] has a secret lab where he collects the DNA of different individuals?
*...it's okay to kill if it's for God, like David did?
*...it's okay to kill if it's for God, like David did?
*...it is not badass to [[Doug|puke all over someone's floor]]?
*...it is not badass to [[Doug|puke all over someone's floor]]?
*...[[Underbite Troll]] has two dicks and 4 balls?
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*...it ain't easy being cheesy?
*...it ain't easy being cheesy?
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*...[[Mario]]'s blue flame can only be used once every 24 hours?
*...[[Mario]]'s blue flame can only be used once every 24 hours?
*...[[Dexter]] is about the size of [[Cheeto Man]]'s penis?
*...[[Dexter]] is about the size of [[Cheeto Man]]'s penis?
*...[[Shadow|I]] already explained to you my plan and I'm not gonna repeat my self because your a dumb fucking [[Tiny Kong|monkey]]?
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*...they can't troll you if you [[Bugs|dress up like a girl and kiss them]]?
*...they can't troll you if you [[Bugs|dress up like a girl and kiss them]]?
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*...[[Kario]] doesn't even have a door on his back door?
*...[[Kario]] doesn't even have a door on his back door?
*...[[Cheeto Man]] has captured [[Spyro]]'s son in order to keep him under his control?
*...[[Cheeto Man]] hates them white tigga posers?
*...the Joker did nothing wrong according to [[Batman]]?
*...the Joker did nothing wrong according to [[Batman]]?
*...[[Mario]] and [[Luigi]] would not exist if unprotected sex wasn't so awesome?
*...[[Mario]] and [[Luigi]] would not exist if unprotected sex wasn't so awesome?
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*...that [[Shadow|only retarded people and fat retarded people repeat insults?]]
*...that [[Shadow|only retarded people and fat retarded people repeat insults?]]
*...[[Markus]] uses Bing as his preferred search engine?
*...[[Markus]] uses Bing as his preferred search engine?
*...they can't FUCKING WORSHIP YOU IF YOU'R DEAD [[Tails|TAILS]] HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
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*...that [[Shadow|trolls can't troll you if they're dead]]?
*...that [[Shadow|trolls can't troll you if they're dead]]?

Latest revision as of 10:06, 18 November 2023


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