Tails Gets Gay: Bugs & Daffys Story./Script

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Also see:Tails Gets Gay/Script and Tails Gets Gay: The Dickfenders/Script

Page 1

(Bugs walks out of "Branch Cranch Bar." with a bottle)


ButterTitsScript.pngButter Tits (Hidden)Hahahahah... Look at that noob. What a talentless looking rabbit.

BugsScript.pngBugsWhat's that sound?

DickTakerScript.pngDick Taker (Hidden)Hahahahahah...

BugsScript.pngBugsWho's there?

(Butter Tits and Dick Taker reveal themselves)

ButterTitsScript.pngButter TitsYou're a stupid rabbit with an ugly face. And your hopping looks even more stupid. you damn retarded stupid person.

ButterTitsScript.pngButter TitsYou mad? You look mad you stupid bitch.

DickTakerScript.pngDick TakerI don't think she can understand you. She's stupid or something.

BugsScript.pngBugsAre you talking to me doc?

BugsScript.pngBugsI'll be honest I'm a little wasted right now.

ButterTitsScript.pngButter TitsYour gay and a retard. And that's all I have to say.

DickTakerScript.pngDick TakerWait, You didn't say it all.. You gotta make fun of his retarded ears and ugly teeth.

(Bugs is shocked)

ButterTitsScript.pngButter TitsWell this stupid gay guy doesn't seem to understand what I'm saying because he's a stupid gay guy.

(Bugs starts crying)


BugsScript.pngBugsYou.. Called me gay..


(Bugs runs away)

ButterTitsScript.pngButter TitsYeah! You better run you gay fag retard!!

Page 2

(Cut to Bugs laying in his bed)

BugsScript.pngBugsBut..I'm not gay..I have a girlfriend.. Why would they say that..?

BugsScript.pngBugsI'm not gay..It's so untrue..

BugsScript.pngBugsWhy were they saying that? That was mean...I'm not gay...

(Bugs starts thinking of Daffy)

BugsScript.pngBugs (Thinking)What..Why am I thinking about him?

BugsScript.pngBugsNo...No...Those were just trolls...

BugsScript.pngBugsYa know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna have sex with my girlfriend so I won't be mad

(Bugs pulls out his phone. We get to see who he is in concat with: “Lola <3”, “Daffy”, “Coyote”, “Porki [sic]”, “Petunia”, “Sylvester”, “Tom”, “Spee[dy]”, “CC”, “Tin[a]” and “La[zerbot(?)]”.)

(Bugs starts texting Lola. We get to see their previous text messages:
Bugs: I'm going to the bar tonight.
Lola: Have fun Bugs, I love you
Bugs: I love you 2)

BugsScript.pngBugsI'm not gay. I'll show them!

(Bugs texts Lola:
Bugs: Lola, wanna have some sex?
Lola responds:
Lola: Ok.)

(Bugs puts on some clothes and walks out of his house)

Page 3

(Cut to Bugs and Lola having sex. Although, Bugs fails to get an erection)

BugsScript.pngBugsI'm sorry, Lola...

LolaScript.pngLolaDon't worry about it bugs. Your dick still works. I heard that men have issues getting hard when they're very stressed. We'll try again later.

BugsScript.pngBugsNo Lola.. That's not it.. I just... I've had a lot on my mind..

LolaScript.pngLolaMaybe there's just not enough blood pumping in your dick.

BugsScript.pngBugsNo Lola...

LolaScript.pngLolaWhat is it..?

BugsScript.pngBugsI don't wanna talk about it.. I don't know how to...

LolaScript.pngLolaBy using words, silly.

BugsScript.pngBugsI got trolled earlier and the things they said hit me in a weird way. And when I was trying to fuck you they were on my mind still and my dick just went limp.

BugsScript.pngBugsLike a spaghetti noodle.

LolaScript.pngLolaOh I understand it's ok. I'll just masturbate.

BugsScript.pngBugsThanks Lola.

LolaScript.pngLolaI love you.

BugsScript.pngBugsI love you too.

(Bugs and Lola kiss)

Page 4

(Cut to the next day. Bugs puts on some shoes)

BugsScript.pngBugsThanks Lola, I had a good time. I'm gonna go meet Daffy at the park.

LolaScript.pngLolaHave fun. See you later

(Bugs walk out of Lola's house)

BugsScript.pngBugsGonna see Daffy at the park! Gonna have fun together!

(Bugs stops)

BugsScript.pngBugsWhy am I so excited to see Daffy...

BugsScript.pngBugsWe're just friends, it's nothing weird.

(Flashback to when Bugs got trolled)

ButterTitsScript.pngButter TitsYour gay and a retard. And that's all I have to say.

BugsScript.pngBugsNo...He was just a dick...


(Bugs starts thinking of a buff Daffy)

BugsScript.pngBugsWhat...Why am I thinking about dicks? That's weird..

MachickScript.pngMachickWhy is that retard talking to himself? Deeeeeeerrrrr!!!

OScript.pngOLet's go Troll that stupid guy.

Page 5

OScript.pngOI'm more concerned with his face, Look at those teeth. This guy is butt ugly. He looks like a butt, An ugly butt.

OScript.pngOHe's an ugly duckling butt. But he's not a duck, He's a rabbit. So it makes him an ugly rabbitling butt.

MachickScript.pngMachickI don't think that's a word.

OScript.pngOI'm pretty sure it is.

MachickScript.pngMachickNo it's not. Deeeeeeeeeerrrrr!!!!!!

OScript.pngOLet's go Troll that guy. It'd be good practice for the Troll off this saturday

MachickScript.pngMachickYeah! Derp derp. I'm a fish.

OScript.pngOIt's gulp gulp, Not derp derp. Fish don't make that sound.

MachickScript.pngMachickWhat the fuck are you talking about? They do make a derp derp sound!

OScript.pngONo, They just make a derp derp face. You got the two confused again.

MachickScript.pngMachickOh yeah DEEEEEEEEEERRRRR!!

BugsScript.pngBugsOh, I just realized I stopped walking.

BugsScript.pngBugsWhy have I been thinking about this so much lately?...

OScript.pngOHey you!! You ugly rabbitling motherfucker!!


MachickScript.pngMachickIt.. It doesn't work. Just don't say that again. You goonfuck.

OScript.pngOLike a goonlagoon?

MachickScript.pngMachickWhat? In the fuck?

BugsScript.pngBugsWhat's up doc?

OScript.pngOWe just wanted to say...

OScript.pngOYOUR GAY!!!

(Bugs is shocked)

Page 6

MachickScript.pngMachickYou like that dick in your ass!! Deeeeeerrrr! You stupid.

(Bugs starts crying)

OScript.pngOThis is so funny!! He's crying!!! Googoo gaga!!! where's your binky noob?

MachickScript.pngMachickHahah! What a dumb bitch!! DEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!

MachickScript.pngMachickOw.. I think I hurt my neck...

OScript.pngODo you like eating cum sandwiches? Cuz you sure as hell look like you enjoy eating cum sandwiches, Do you cum on your belly? In your tummy yummy?

BugsScript.pngBugsI don't eat cum sandwitches! I have a girlfriend.

OScript.pngOYour girlfriend probably has a lot of cum in her tummy.

MachickScript.pngMachickYeah beacause she fucks everyone.

OScript.pngOYeah, You didn't have to point that out.

MachickScript.pngMachickOh.. Okay?

MachickScript.pngMachickYeah haha, I bet she has a nice ass. Good for slapping and shitting.


OScript.pngOIt has to be good at shitting. Or it's a no go for me, Off limits.

MachickScript.pngMachickBut how can you be bad at shitting?

OScript.pngOThat's called constipation.

(Bugs id gone)

MachickScript.pngMachickHow long has he been gone?....

Page 7

(Cut to Daffy feeding some ducks. Bugs is running towards him)

DaffyScript.pngDaffyWhat's wrong, Bugs?

BugsScript.pngBugsDaffy I need your help. These people keep on insulting me, calling me names and I can't stop them and I don't know what to do, they're so hateful to me and I don't know why?

DaffyScript.pngDaffyBugs I can help you but I need you to do something first.

BugsScript.pngBugsWhat's that? Daffy

DaffyScript.pngDaffyStop crying like a pussy. Ok them people are assholes, they way to get them back is to be more of an asshole back. Out do their dickyness with more dickyness.

DaffyScript.pngDaffyNow snap into the badass I know you are.We have some trolls to fuck with.

BugsScript.pngBugsYou're right...

BugsScript.pngBugsI'll show them what real gay looks like. so they never get confused again.


DaffyScript.pngDaffyLet's go Bugs, lead me to them batsards..

(Bugs dresses up like a girl. Machick and O see him and they start blushing)

OScript.pngOWoah, who is that chick? Machick?

MachickScript.pngMachickI have no idea, but she's looking fly...

Page 8

(Daffy starts sweating)

BugsScript.pngBugsWhat's your hurry boys...?

BugsScript.pngBugsWould you two gentlemen join me at the public dance tomorrow?

OScript.pngODance? What do you mean dance?

MachickScript.pngMachickI like dancing.

BugsScript.pngBugsI'm sure you fellas would like the reward I give you for doing me this one favor. My oh my I'm about to hyperventilate over the handsomeness I'm seeing staring at the both of you. My oh my.

OScript.pngOWell, garsh I am flattered..


(Bugs kisses Machick on the lips)

MachickScript.pngMachickHubba hubba..


OScript.pngOWhat about me? I want a kiss.

(Bugs slaps O on the cheek)

BugsScript.pngBugsWhat kind of woman do you think I am? I'm no dumpster slut.

OScript.pngOOh, sorry to offend..

(Bugs slaps O on the other cheek)

OScript.pngOI'm sorry..

(Bugs slaps Machick on the cheek)

MachickScript.pngMachickOw, what was that for?

BugsScript.pngBugsYour breath tastes like Doodoo.

MachickScript.pngMachickOf course ir does. I eat poop for breakfast, dinner, lunch and supper.

(Bugs pukes. Daffy is laughing. Bugs takes of the hair and eyelashes)

BugsScript.pngBugsHah!! I'm actually a boy! You can't talk about me being gay cuz you're both gay as fuck!

(Machick and O are shocked)

Page 9

OScript.pngOHoly shit.

MachickScript.pngMachickHe just did that to us, man...

DaffyScript.pngDaffyY'all bitch ass mother fucker are so gay that if I looked inside your heart all I'd see is a rainbow.


DaffyScript.pngDaffyYou ride dick more than a prostitute!

MachickScript.pngMachickDamn. That's a lot of dick.

BugsScript.pngBugsNo!!! You eat cum sandwiches!

DaffyScript.pngDaffyYou had your fun. It's my turn. I'm playing their game aginst them!

OScript.pngOI don't understand what's going on.

MachickScript.pngMachickIs it weird that I still have a boner?


DaffyScript.pngDaffyYou know what? You get more dicks than crabs. And I'm not talking about the ones you find on the beach!


DaffyScript.pngDaffyYou're so stupid! That you couldn't change a lightbulb!! Even with help!

MachickScript.pngMachickDamn. He got you. Deeerr!!

OScript.pngONo. That one was for you.

DaffyScript.pngDaffyWhich one of you is the receiver? The one with the ugly face? ...Oh wait, you both have ugly faces.


Page 10

OScript.pngOWoah, they got us good. They're fucking good man, Like damn it was really good. Like fucking good man.

MachickScript.pngMachickThey put us in our place. Like that rabbit convinced me he was a woman and I actually got a boner.

OScript.pngOMe too, man! Like fucking good man.