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*...that people die all the time in car crashes? | *...that even with seat belts people die all the time in car crashes? | ||
*...that [[Sonic|the only way to stop a troll is to | *...that [[Sonic|the only way to stop a troll is to become his friend]]? | ||
*...that [[Amy]]'s backstory was partially inspired by someone [[Lazerbot]] knew in real life? | *...that [[Amy]]'s backstory was partially inspired by someone [[Lazerbot]] knew in real life? | ||
*...the best challenge for a troll is to troll another troll? | |||
*...that [[Mario]]'s blue fire becomes stronger in reaction to other people's body heat? | |||
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*...that you're gay and a retard? | *...that [[Retard Double Threat|you're gay and a retard]]? | ||
*...that [[Troll King]]'s fists are harder than metal, and harder than brick? | *...that [[Troll King]]'s fists are harder than metal, and harder than brick? | ||
*...that [[Kermit]] is a former troll? | *...that [[Kermit]] is a former troll? | ||
*...that [[Tails]] smokes '''[[Weed|<span style="color:#009933>WEED</span>]]'''? | |||
*...a [[Guardian]] is neither living or dead? | |||
*...[[Justen Bever]] gets a boner when he performs? | |||
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*...that [[Rob|they can't troll you if you can't hear them]]? | *...that [[Rob|they can't troll you if you can't hear them]]? | ||
*...that some of the lines during the [[Chapter 6: silver's mission|Troll-Off]] were lifted from fans asked by [[Lazerbot]]? | *...that some of the lines during the [[Chapter 6: silver's mission|Troll-Off]] were lifted from fans asked by [[Lazerbot]]? | ||
*...that [[Sonic]] has sex with his [[Amy|girlfriend]] so that he isn't as mad? | *...that [[Sonic]] has sex with his [[Amy|girlfriend]] so that he isn't as mad? | ||
*...[[Demaro]] can only levitate when his spirit shield is active? | |||
*...[[Donkey Kong]] is in some pretty big trouble with the lady upstairs? | |||
*...that......[[Porky|i]]....im..... im no....... no..... not gonna lie to [[Petunia|you]]... i we........ wen....... went.... went drinking last n... night with my [[Coyote|friends]] and.... i cheated on you? | |||
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*...you're like a used tampon: you're no longer good? | *...you're like a used tampon: you're no longer good? | ||
*...[[Luigi]]'s body was kept in pristine condition after death because [[Troll Face]] enjoys doing schticky to his body? | *...[[Luigi]]'s body was kept in pristine condition after death because [[Troll Face]] enjoys doing [[sex|schticky to his body]]? | ||
*...[[Tails Gets Trolled Polished]] was an attempted reboot of the series by [[Lazerbot]] that was canceled? | *...[[Tails Gets Trolled Polished]] was an attempted reboot of the series by [[Lazerbot]] that was canceled? | ||
*...some of [[Cheeto Man]]'s weed comes from Canada? | |||
*...[[Bowser]] doesn't like [[Trolling|jokes]] and doesn't like [[Fist in Poo Clan|assholes]]? | |||
*...we all know [[Underbite Troll|you]] like taking it up the ass, [[Underbite Troll|you]] cock sucking manwhore? | |||
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*...[[Tails]] had 3 tails drawn on him in [[Chapter 1: tails gets trolled|Chapter 1]]? | *...[[Tails]] had 3 tails drawn on him in [[Chapter 1: tails gets trolled|Chapter 1]]? | ||
**...and that [[Tails]] is drawn with 1 in [[Tails gets trolled Ultimate Alternate reality]]? | |||
*...back in the day, [[trolling]] was simply known as "being a dick"? | *...back in the day, [[trolling]] was simply known as "being a dick"? | ||
*...[[Pori]] has a secret lab where he collects the DNA of different individuals? | *...[[Pori]] has a secret lab where he collects the DNA of different individuals? | ||
*...it's okay to kill if it's for God, like David did? | |||
*...it is not badass to [[Doug|puke all over someone's floor]]? | |||
*...[[Underbite Troll]] has two dicks and 4 balls? | |||
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*...it ain't easy being cheesy? | *...it ain't easy being cheesy? | ||
*...[[Trix Rabbit]] was driven mad by constant [[trolling]] from children? | *...[[Trix Rabbit]] was driven mad by constant [[trolling]] from children? | ||
*...Page 12 of [[Chapter 3: | *...Page 12 of [[Chapter 3: the truth|Chapter 3]] was voiced by Lazerbot on [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuhAkJGhnwQ YouTube]? | ||
*...[[Mario]]'s blue flame can only be used once every 24 hours? | |||
*...[[Dexter]] is about the size of [[Cheeto Man]]'s penis? | |||
*...[[Shadow|I]] already explained to you my plan and I'm not gonna repeat my self because your a dumb fucking [[Tiny Kong|monkey]]? | |||
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*...they can't troll you if you [[Bugs|dress up like a girl and kiss them]]? | *...they can't troll you if you [[Bugs|dress up like a girl and kiss them]]? | ||
*...[[Tails]]' plane (known as the Tornado in the main games) was mentioned to be in the comic by [[Amy]]? | *...[[Tails]]' plane (known as the Tornado in the main games) was mentioned to be in the comic by [[Amy]]? | ||
*...a reoccurring alligator is seen three different times in the comic, once in the lake [[Rob]] is sent flying in, once in [[Amy]]'s flashback, and another in [[Cheeto Man]]'s dump? | *...a reoccurring alligator is seen three different times in the comic, once in the lake [[Rob]] is sent flying in, once in [[Amy]]'s flashback, and another in [[Cheeto Man]]'s dump? | ||
*...[[Garry]] is a tall motherfucker? | |||
*...prior to having sex with [[Spyro]], [[Rouge]] has never experienced sex with a dragon before? | |||
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*...you should really put that on a coaster? | *...[[Rob|you]] should really put that on a coaster? | ||
*...it was not a Quintessence that [[Pacman]] and [[Tails]] would eventually meet? | *...it was not a Quintessence that [[Pacman]] and [[Tails]] would eventually meet? | ||
*...[[Hello Kitty]]'s shield power reduces damage taken by 20%? | *...[[Hello Kitty]]'s shield power reduces damage taken by 20%? | ||
*...[[Ronald]]'s sister was killed by hitting a fatal level of retarded from watching ''Twilight''? | |||
*...the [[Bounty Hunter|bounty hunter]] hired by [[Shadow]] can do any job but not blow jobs? | |||
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*...if you're going to feed, you should just uninstall? | *...if you're going to feed, you should just uninstall? | ||
*...there are multiple references to Something Awful within the comic? | *...there are multiple references to Something Awful within the comic? | ||
*...[[Skeeter]] once gave a handjob to [[Doug]] in the past? | *...[[Skeeter]] once gave a handjob to [[Doug]] in the past? | ||
*...[[Amy]] believes in waiting until marriage to have sex? | |||
*...[[Guardian|Guardians]] change the color of the sky when they battle? | |||
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*...[[Kario]] doesn't even have a door on his back door? | *...[[Kario]] doesn't even have a door on his back door? | ||
*...[[Cheeto Man]] | *...[[Cheeto Man]] hates them white tigga posers? | ||
*...the Joker did nothing wrong according to [[Batman]]? | *...the Joker did nothing wrong according to [[Batman]]? | ||
*...[[Mario]] and [[Luigi]] would not exist if unprotected sex wasn't so awesome? | |||
*...[[Sylvester]] has fucked [[Tom]]'s sister in the past? | |||
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*...[[Troll Face]] hasn't fucked [[ | *...[[Troll Face]] hasn't fucked [[List of characters by species#Felidae|pussy]] in ages? | ||
*...death happens a lot, and you should get use to it? | *...death happens a lot, and you should get use to it? | ||
*..."nigga" does not count as a word of death? | *..."nigga" does not count as a word of death? | ||
*...that [[Shadow|Shadow shouldn't have killed someone so fat?]] | |||
*...a way to get back at trolls is to out do there [[Daffy|dickyness with more dickyness]]? | |||
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*...[[Hulk]] is tired of standing around doing nothing? | *...[[Hulk]] is tired of standing around doing nothing? | ||
*...the floating head on page 17 of [[Chapter 22: The conclusion Part 2|Chapter 22]] is [[Lazerbot]] himself? | *...the floating head on page 17 of [[Chapter 22: The conclusion Part 2|Chapter 22]] is [[Lazerbot]] himself? | ||
*...one can become a member of [[The Neutrals]] by drinking the mixed blood of the angle and the hell hound? | *...one can become a member of [[The Neutrals]] by drinking the mixed blood of the angle and the hell hound? | ||
*...that [[Shadow|only retarded people and fat retarded people repeat insults?]] | |||
*...[[Markus]] uses Bing as his preferred search engine? | |||
*...they can't FUCKING WORSHIP YOU IF YOU'R DEAD [[Tails|TAILS]] HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! | |||
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*...that [[Shadow|trolls can't troll you if they're dead]]? | *...that [[Shadow|trolls can't troll you if they're dead]]? | ||
*...you should fix that ugly face of yours, retard? | *...you should fix that ugly face of yours, retard? | ||
*...there are 102 rooms in [[Troll King]]'s castle according to [[Coyote]] in [[Chapter 13: taking action part 2|Chapter 13]]? | *...there are 102 rooms in [[Troll King]]'s castle according to [[Coyote]] in [[Chapter 13: taking action part 2|Chapter 13]]? | ||
*...that [[Rouge|Rouge wasn't fucked up in any way when she slept with Knuckles and Donkey Kong?]] | |||
*...[[Trix Rabbit|Trix]] are for kids? | |||
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Feel free to add something new by editing this page. Ideally you should try to link to a wiki page in your fact but it's not a hard requirement.
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|11= *...[[Hulk]] is tired of standing around doing nothing? *...the floating head on page 17 of [[Chapter 22: The conclusion Part 2|Chapter 22]] is [[Lazerbot]] himself? *...one can become a member of [[The Neutrals]] by drinking the mixed blood of the angle and the hell hound? *...that [[Shadow|only retarded people and fat retarded people repeat insults?]] *...insert a new fact here, before the next section. Make sure to place an * followed by an ellipsis so that it reads as "Did you know...blah blah blah". |12= *more facts }}
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