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===Stats=== | ===Stats=== | ||
Total character count: 33409 | *Total character count: 33409 | ||
Character count with no spaces: 26619 | *Character count with no spaces: 26619 | ||
Character count of [[Kermit]]'s backstory: 6676 | *Character count of [[Kermit]]'s backstory: 6676 | ||
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Demaro: seeing that your going to hell, tell our lord i said hello | Demaro: seeing that your going to hell, tell our lord i said hello | ||
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Batman: sigh...... you really suck at hand to hand combat i wont lie and this is way more challenging then i thought it would be. to teach you hand to hand combat, alright i will try to teach you some more hand to hand combat | Batman: sigh...... you really suck at hand to hand combat i wont lie and this is way more challenging then i thought it would be. to teach you hand to hand combat, alright i will try to teach you some more hand to hand combat | ||
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Batman: tails the reason why your not good at hand to hand combat is simble, your just swinging crazy, your not keeping your eye on your opponent. your not reading there movements and your not reacting fast to there attacks | Batman: tails the reason why your not good at hand to hand combat is simble, your just swinging crazy, your not keeping your eye on your opponent. your not reading there movements and your not reacting fast to there attacks | ||
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Batman: remarkable, he listens really well, all i did was explain how and he learned what he was doing wrong and fixed it like right away, theres something special about this guy | Batman: remarkable, he listens really well, all i did was explain how and he learned what he was doing wrong and fixed it like right away, theres something special about this guy | ||
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Batman: tails there is something else i want to trach you that might help you in combat | Batman: tails there is something else i want to trach you that might help you in combat | ||
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Troll King: I'll give you a minute with your thoughts and we shall continue this later.be ready | Troll King: I'll give you a minute with your thoughts and we shall continue this later.be ready | ||
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Troll King: im gonna give emler 5 minutes with his thoughts before we start up again, hindo i want you to bring me all the weapons i have in the back, we will see which weapon will convince him to change his mind | Troll King: im gonna give emler 5 minutes with his thoughts before we start up again, hindo i want you to bring me all the weapons i have in the back, we will see which weapon will convince him to change his mind | ||
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Knuckles: oh i remember my smart weed plan, i went ahead and did it with out you guys, you want to know what happened? | Knuckles: oh i remember my smart weed plan, i went ahead and did it with out you guys, you want to know what happened? | ||
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Vector: alright knuckles sigh.......... what happened? hurry up with it | Vector: alright knuckles sigh.......... what happened? hurry up with it | ||
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Knuckles: hmmm that seems a bit rude and uncalled for, shadow some times you need to stop crying dude | Knuckles: hmmm that seems a bit rude and uncalled for, shadow some times you need to stop crying dude | ||
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Knuckles: ok man | Knuckles: ok man | ||
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Coyote: you have the first part of this plan pretty well set up but seeing that you was in there base once before, they will probably double the guards, and it would be really hard to get in | Coyote: you have the first part of this plan pretty well set up but seeing that you was in there base once before, they will probably double the guards, and it would be really hard to get in | ||
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Silver: well i had this plan with elmers smoke screen well | Silver: well i had this plan with elmers smoke screen well | ||
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Heimerdinger: bye bye | Heimerdinger: bye bye | ||
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Troll King: good, now i must be going now | Troll King: good, now i must be going now | ||
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mean while | mean while | ||
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Demaro: you called me here | Demaro: you called me here | ||
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Coyote: hmmmm | Coyote: hmmmm | ||
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Silver: so you ran into the same road blocks with this plan as i did | Silver: so you ran into the same road blocks with this plan as i did | ||
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Tails: ahhhhhh so gay | Tails: ahhhhhh so gay | ||
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Kermit: im gonna explain to you my story because i want to unlike everyone else, im not doing it because i have to or i was told to but because i want to | Kermit: im gonna explain to you my story because i want to unlike everyone else, im not doing it because i have to or i was told to but because i want to | ||
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Kermit: my story is a bit different from the normal stories, it started with me and my friends, our names was starting to get well known in the world we live in, so thats when it started, we had no idea what trolls were so we didn't see it coming, we was invited to a party, a troll party, all of the muppets showed up and we all had a pretty good time with our host, they all seemed pretty cool but that was just to draw us in, they asked us to come play some games with them, at the time it seemed cool but that was just to get our trust, so me animal and the rest of them, played there games and had a awesome time but like i said, it was just to get our trust so they could rip us down but none of us understood that and they started to insult us but we had no idea how to react to it, so they didn't get the negative response they was looking for, we was just confused but some of the muppets found it interesting, so we went along with it and thats when it started, we decided to do it but we didn't understand what we was doing, so we was liking it but we didn't get the point of it, it was all fun and games really, some of them took a liking to us because we was actually pretty good at it, but it dragged on and some of us liked it more then the rest of us, the animal took a liking to it the most and after awhile we started to get the point of the game, as we saw it and started room rating chat rooms on pal talk, just flicking around but then we started to challenge our selves, finding tougher people to troll, and we realized how good at trolling we became, consumed with it, we looked for tougher victims and thats when we ran into this one guy on the internet, that was different he said, the best challenge for a troll to troll is another troll, thats when me and my friends turned on each other knowing that, we could troll another troll, at the time we didn't know but that guy was a troll and he convinced us to turn on each other and thats when the real game began, so we all devided from each other and our goals was to troll each other and we manage to do so but that just made the other one angry and we started playing dirtier and hitting each others nerves really bad, it was a full out troll battle between us, it started getting worse and more personal because we all knew each other so well, its easy to troll someone you know but none of us could admit defeat and it dragged on | Kermit: my story is a bit different from the normal stories, it started with me and my friends, our names was starting to get well known in the world we live in, so thats when it started, we had no idea what trolls were so we didn't see it coming, we was invited to a party, a troll party, all of the muppets showed up and we all had a pretty good time with our host, they all seemed pretty cool but that was just to draw us in, they asked us to come play some games with them, at the time it seemed cool but that was just to get our trust, so me animal and the rest of them, played there games and had a awesome time but like i said, it was just to get our trust so they could rip us down but none of us understood that and they started to insult us but we had no idea how to react to it, so they didn't get the negative response they was looking for, we was just confused but some of the muppets found it interesting, so we went along with it and thats when it started, we decided to do it but we didn't understand what we was doing, so we was liking it but we didn't get the point of it, it was all fun and games really, some of them took a liking to us because we was actually pretty good at it, but it dragged on and some of us liked it more then the rest of us, the animal took a liking to it the most and after awhile we started to get the point of the game, as we saw it and started room rating chat rooms on pal talk, just flicking around but then we started to challenge our selves, finding tougher people to troll, and we realized how good at trolling we became, consumed with it, we looked for tougher victims and thats when we ran into this one guy on the internet, that was different he said, the best challenge for a troll to troll is another troll, thats when me and my friends turned on each other knowing that, we could troll another troll, at the time we didn't know but that guy was a troll and he convinced us to turn on each other and thats when the real game began, so we all devided from each other and our goals was to troll each other and we manage to do so but that just made the other one angry and we started playing dirtier and hitting each others nerves really bad, it was a full out troll battle between us, it started getting worse and more personal because we all knew each other so well, its easy to troll someone you know but none of us could admit defeat and it dragged on | ||
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Kermit: and our troll battle continued, it wasn't a fist fight kind of battle, there are other kinds of battles becides the kind you have with your fist, but anyways it raged on and some of the weaker minded ones was starting to give up but the rest of them like me and animal and mis piggy wouldn't let up and while we was challenging our selves we was also destorying each other, some of them was beyond repair mentally and some of them killed there selves, the numbers of us was getting smaller, the stronger minded ones was the last ones left, the other ones was broken or just left and the battle raged on, later it was just three of us,me animal and mis piggy the rest left, killed there selves or just never spoke to us again, we was destroying each other and we was afraid of losing, we couldn't handle it , and soon enough i pushed mis: piny to far because she cared about me and i used it to destroy her | Kermit: and our troll battle continued, it wasn't a fist fight kind of battle, there are other kinds of battles becides the kind you have with your fist, but anyways it raged on and some of the weaker minded ones was starting to give up but the rest of them like me and animal and mis piggy wouldn't let up and while we was challenging our selves we was also destorying each other, some of them was beyond repair mentally and some of them killed there selves, the numbers of us was getting smaller, the stronger minded ones was the last ones left, the other ones was broken or just left and the battle raged on, later it was just three of us,me animal and mis piggy the rest left, killed there selves or just never spoke to us again, we was destroying each other and we was afraid of losing, we couldn't handle it , and soon enough i pushed mis: piny to far because she cared about me and i used it to destroy her | ||
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Tails: hey wait up!! | Tails: hey wait up!! | ||
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Spyro: here we are this is where the awesomes like me go | Spyro: here we are this is where the awesomes like me go | ||
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Tails: what the hell are you talking about, I've always had two tails, i dont know where you got that idea from? that just sounds silly, how would that make any sense at all | Tails: what the hell are you talking about, I've always had two tails, i dont know where you got that idea from? that just sounds silly, how would that make any sense at all | ||
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Pori: i guess i remebered that wrong | Pori: i guess i remebered that wrong | ||
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Travous: sir im really close to finding it, help me search the area, help me look for it, i already have a idea where its at, i just need a helping hand | Travous: sir im really close to finding it, help me search the area, help me look for it, i already have a idea where its at, i just need a helping hand | ||
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Travous: please just follow me while i search the skys and you search the areas on the ground i can't see from the sky | Travous: please just follow me while i search the skys and you search the areas on the ground i can't see from the sky | ||
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Mario: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! | Mario: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! | ||
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Toad: so whats the plan mario? do we return to the castle and come up with a plan there? | Toad: so whats the plan mario? do we return to the castle and come up with a plan there? | ||
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Silver: wait what if only some of the trolls come out the building? how do we get all of them out side? thats where we are in a road block | Silver: wait what if only some of the trolls come out the building? how do we get all of them out side? thats where we are in a road block | ||
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Rob: wait WHAT?!!! | Rob: wait WHAT?!!! | ||
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Pori: With some of silvers DNA I extracted from his device put in the troll base, I should easily be able to create it | Pori: With some of silvers DNA I extracted from his device put in the troll base, I should easily be able to create it | ||
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(Nighttime, Tails and Spyro are asleep outside) | (Nighttime, Tails and Spyro are asleep outside) | ||
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Hello Kitty: villains? OH.... you mean violence, im sorry, continue, im not really sure how you and your friends got violence and villains confused but whatever lol | Hello Kitty: villains? OH.... you mean violence, im sorry, continue, im not really sure how you and your friends got violence and villains confused but whatever lol | ||
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Tails: im confused? what? your weird | Tails: im confused? what? your weird | ||
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Tails: IM READY LIKE HELL RIGHT NOW!! | Tails: IM READY LIKE HELL RIGHT NOW!! | ||
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(Spyro and Tails begin flying. Kermit and Hello Kitty watch from below) | (Spyro and Tails begin flying. Kermit and Hello Kitty watch from below) | ||
Hello Kitty: you was right kermit and all he really needed was a push, he was in denial about sonics death and he wasn't coming with terms with it, i understand what you was saying about tails | Hello Kitty: you was right kermit and all he really needed was a push, he was in denial about sonics death and he wasn't coming with terms with it, i understand what you was saying about tails | ||
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Kermit: hello kity and tails don't realize it yet but some of the people in the defenders are unstable and not trust worthy, i hope they don't put to much trust in them, that could end up disastrous | Kermit: hello kity and tails don't realize it yet but some of the people in the defenders are unstable and not trust worthy, i hope they don't put to much trust in them, that could end up disastrous | ||
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(Kermit moves towards the group) | (Kermit moves towards the group) | ||
Kermit: sorry to cut the party short, but pacman told me that its best for all your training to get done as soon as possible, he said that you would have to cut down on the breaks | Kermit: sorry to cut the party short, but pacman told me that its best for all your training to get done as soon as possible, he said that you would have to cut down on the breaks |
Revision as of 04:02, 22 January 2021
(Credit to Discord user Giru子#8500 for typing out all the dialogue and providing some stats)
Stats
- Total character count: 33409
- Character count with no spaces: 26619
- Character count of Kermit's backstory: 6676
Page 1
Demaro: seeing that your going to hell, tell our lord i said hello
(Addy the Demon firmly grasps Kelic, snapping him in two)
Silver: so thats how you got your powers
Coyote: pretty much and now emler is in the wrong hands
Rob: WHAT!!?
Tom: I still remember it so clearly but enough about that we must work to get emler back
Sylvester: dont worry we pay our respects to porkys family everyday we can on that stone we have here
(Zoom in on the stone)
Text: the porky family may you rest in peace
Blaze: i couldn't become like you having to hide my emotions
(Meanwhile)
Tails: danmit i still cant hit you at all ahhhhhhh this is pointless
Batman: sigh...... you really suck at hand to hand combat i wont lie and this is way more challenging then i thought it would be. to teach you hand to hand combat, alright i will try to teach you some more hand to hand combat
Page 2
Batman: tails the reason why your not good at hand to hand combat is simble, your just swinging crazy, your not keeping your eye on your opponent. your not reading there movements and your not reacting fast to there attacks
Batman: what do you think woodstocks training was for? it was to get you ready for my training, it was to teach you how to dodge attacks, now come on
Tails: your right i can do this
Batman: alright lets try this again
Tails: AHHHHHHHH!!
Batman: wait.........
Tails: ahh really? im starting to get this down batman
Batman: remarkable, he listens really well, all i did was explain how and he learned what he was doing wrong and fixed it like right away, theres something special about this guy
Page 3
Batman: tails there is something else i want to trach you that might help you in combat
Tails: whats that?
Batman: bloody knuckles
Tails: im confused? what will this help me with
Batman: bloody knuckles is a simple way to straighten ones fist by hitting other peoples fist and also hitting hard suffuses, so i want you to punch my hand. as many times as you can
( mean while)
Alex: this is awesome, hes still at it
Garry: ahaha fucking noob badie
Troll King: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!..
Troll King: you see there is no options for you to make here, you can do as i say or continue to be hit by my fist and I've broken harder objects then your face before
Elmer Fudd: i want that wabbit
Troll King: your zombies are safe by hindo and dials the way its gonna stay, did you know thit I brought someone in here a weak ago, he is the most hated person by the trolls. You all call him by the name justen beaver
Troll King: you want to know what we did to him? we cut off his penis and we was all surprise he had one, im thinking if you dont do what i say, perhaps i will do the same thing to you, its not really that hard to get what im saying even for someone like you so you must understand there is nothing that will stop me and you might as well join the winning side of this fight
Hindo: be careful sir dont get a head of your self and kill him
Hindo: we still need him to resurrect egg man and perhaps also resurrect the man in the ice
Elmer Fudd: i dont bring back the dead i just control there corpses and there memories .by eatting there brains, they are my puppets nothing else
Troll King: doesn't matter either way, you will control eggman to do as i say and you will do it, or i will give you more pain
Troll King: I'll give you a minute with your thoughts and we shall continue this later.be ready
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Troll King: im gonna give emler 5 minutes with his thoughts before we start up again, hindo i want you to bring me all the weapons i have in the back, we will see which weapon will convince him to change his mind
Hindo: yes sir. i will get right on that
Troll Face: dad if you let me take over, im pretty sure i can get him to do everything you say with my methods, i can get this fagbag to be our little bitch slave
Troll King: if nothing else works then you can rape him and what ever else you want but not until i say so, hes off limits for now
Troll Face: understood, as soon as you fail like we know you will his butthole will be mine
(mean while)
Shadow: ok now that we know his capabilities, and we know that his star is a big threat, we should come up with a strategy to fight it, i suggest we fight each other as a training method to create a good team comp, learn each others fighting style to know how to use each other to fight as a team then after we come up with a good way to trap him and to get him back for his bad deeds
Bowser: i agree that would be a good plan, but I also think. we should think more ahead then that and perhaps find a land scape thats perfect and trick him into it i dont know how yet but this is coming out swell
Hulk: i like to read while i think, your idea is good but its not quite there yet, this plan is getting more filled but still needs alot of planning and work done to it
Hulk: but even if we plan everything to the last detail right, we still need to execute it, and that might be hard
Vector: i know this is important and all but i still think we should be more focused on the trolls, instead of mario, im not saying we forget about. what hes done but perhaps also come up with a plan to fight the trolls
Knuckles: hey gius hows everything going?
Shadow: god damnit knuckles why did you have to show up and why did you bring her
Amy: knuckles told me about sonic and everything and you guys still haven't been able to find tails as well
Shadow: i know amy.it's hard but i will make sure every single person in the group of trolls. will die just like mario
Vector: hey knuckles, so what happen to your smart weed thing, you was talkig about?
Knuckles: what are you talking about?
Amy: sonic
Shadow: sigh..... knuckles can you get out of here, i got shit to do, shit your not good at
Knuckles: oh i remember my smart weed plan, i went ahead and did it with out you guys, you want to know what happened?
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Vector: alright knuckles sigh.......... what happened? hurry up with it
Knuckles: ok this is what happened
(The following appears in its own panel, just the words) Knuckles: ok i starting smoking alot of weed and i came up with a plan, ok first things first i got me some food, and then it came to me, ok first things first i needed to find one of the troll bases, maybe the main one if im lucky, so first off i needed to find out how i can find one of there bases, so i googled it and there was my answer, they had this chat room talking about there trolling duties and then i decided to act like one of the trolls and they didn't know the difference between me and the rest of them people, so i acted like a newbie and i asked where the camps were, and they showed me map locations to all there camps out side there so called city,so i printed it all out and made copies and everything, actually i still keep contact with them time to time, but anyways i then travaled to one of there bases which wasn't that far away,so i infiltrated one of there camps that happens to be in the jungle not far from where we are now,
(Flashback to Knuckles smoking weed in the jungle)
Knuckles: cuz i got high, cuz i got high!! dandah dah dah
Knuckles, narrating: i find there camp as i said already i think lol
Army troll: who the hell are you? didn't you get the memo? the jist of it? red faggots like you aren't allowed
Big nose troll: maybe this dumb looking dumb dude can get us some twinkies
Knuckles: what up G dogys, i was in the neighborhood and i thought i would drop in and say my ummmm somethings and details of stuff
Knuckles: im for peace my brethren jiggy dogs, why do we fight and war and hate, when we can master bait, people that fight also get tight? you get what im saying, bitches got to stay in line
Black troll: what the fuck is with this dumb retarded bitch talking about? with his homo face, and shit, i say we pop a cap in his ass and then try to lick the bullet holes with our mouths, for our sexual desires?
Knuckles: why fight when we can get high?
Army troll: oh hell yeah hes got that awesome fucking grass, i call it the gra gra
(Everyone smokes around a campfire)
Knuckles: ahah!!
Big nosed troll: (falls over backwards) ahahhaha
Black troll: ahahhallahah!!!
Army troll: ahaha!
(New panel) Knuckles: its a true story bro lol hahah ahahh ahaha hahah hah!!!!
Knuckles: hhahah ahahah ahahha i dont even know what the fuck you said?
(Back to Vector and friends)
Vector: knuckles get to the point already, come on dude what did you do? thats pretty much it, we all got high, it was
Knuckles: thats pretty much it, we all got high, it was sweet you should of been there
Knuckles: what do you mean? my plan was to get high and i did lol hahahah
Shadow: i am done with you wasting my fucking time. with your pointless bullshit storys and idea's
Knuckles: hmmm that seems a bit rude and uncalled for, shadow some times you need to stop crying dude
Page 6
Knuckles: ok man
Shadow: im about to punch you in the face
Knuckles: sorry man, we both was over the line man, and stuff, so sorry man :D
Vector: oh knuckles, if you still have the troll camp locations printed out, then give them to us, they could come in handy
Knuckles: oh sure man, i will go get them in a minute
Hulk: wait why were they in the jungle?
Knuckles: trolling animals and stuff ahahah
Bowser: i think we should get started on our team comp, and make teams to fight each other
Shadow: agreed, as long as knuckles doesn't join in because i can't take anymore of his shit
meanwhile
Coyote: so whats your plan silver?
Silver: its still a working progress but ok, im gonna need a computer
Tom: our laptop is over there
Silver: alright this will do fine
Sylvester: what are you doing?
Silver: i had it made aqhile back for this plan
Silver: the device isn't bomb or anything like that
Silver: its made to scan with these invisible sonic waves,scanning the whole place
Silver: after it scans, it transfers it all to this flash drive i have on me
Silver: then when i load up the flash drive on a computer, i instantly get blue prints to the whole building, of
Coyote: you have the first part of this plan pretty well set up but seeing that you was in there base once before, they will probably double the guards, and it would be really hard to get in
Page 7
Silver: well i had this plan with elmers smoke screen well
Tom: but hes captured
Coyote: i will come up with a plan
meanwhile
Heimerdinger: its impossible he cant...
Troll King: i knew you would come around
Fudd: well you was gonna cut off my dick
Troll King: do it and we can get this started , dont play games with me or you
(Fudd eats Eggman's brain and sees a vision of his past)
Eggman: hes hidding some where, i dont know where?
Heimerdinger: there coming and there is no way we can both get out of here and your
Heimerdinger: If one of us sould go down.then it should be me, i can't do what you can,its safer this way, we can't let him get all
Eggman: damnit your right but i can't just leave, i guess i have no choice in the matter, i promise i will break you out, even if i have to work with sonic to do so, good bye my friend dont give up hope, i will be back
Heimerdinger: bye bye
Page 8
Troll King: good, now i must be going now
Hindo: yes sir
Troll King: hindo take care of this, i have somethings to do
Hindo: alright get to work
Alex: hmmm wheres he going?
mean while
Batman: alright tails, you have passed my training, you no longer need my assistance, you are one step closer to finishing your training
Tails: thanks batman, people probably never say this in there life times but your pretty cool
Batman: thanks i guess, ok hello kitty hes all yours
Hello Kitty: oh hes cute hahahahah
Tails: ummm i am?
Hello Kitty: hahahah, i join the defenders because i thought it would be nice
Tails: ok, so what are you gonna teach me? you dont look like the fighting type
Hello Kitty: well my training isn't super impressive, its simply a defense so you can sustain your body in battle, ill explain it to you, using your chakra, as a sheild over your body, you can reduce some of the damage your body takes in battle, you still get hurt from the attacks just not as much as you would normally
Hello Kitty: dont get cocky though, it only helps little bit, as a example, the damage you take is only 20 percent reduced from where it would be if you wasn't shielding your self, so what your saying is
Tails: that i will take 20 percent less damage from attacks if i learn how to do this, well that sounds pretty cool
Hello Kitty: yeah but its not that easy to do it but with a soul bind like your gonna have, it will be good to know this before hand
Tails: sweet like nice feet
mean while
Page 9
Demaro: you called me here
Demaro: so what do you want garry? you sure like to waste my time
Garry: well sorry i guess siblings like to do that time to time, but i need to ask you to do something
Demaro: sigh............. just tell me what you want youger brother, you dragging this on, is getting on my nervs
Garry: once again i am asking you to tell the boss about your powers
Demaro: you do remember the last time you asked this stupid question, dont you?
(Flashback to Garry before he wore a mask) Garry: you should tell him now damnit!!!
Demaro: i told you to shut the fuck up!!
Garry: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh my face!!!
(Back to the current time) Garry: yeah i remember, i had to put that mask over my face
Demaro: dont push your luck or I will do it again
Garry: yeah i remember how you use your strings as a weapon
Demaro: yes, yes i did, dont forget your place younger brother
mean while
Silver: oh he's still awake
Coyote: hmmmm
Page 10
Silver: so you ran into the same road blocks with this plan as i did
Coyote: i think so, trying to come up with a way for this plan to work with out any of us dieing
Silver: yeah, thats what i was trying to get around i almost had a good plan but elmer is no longer here ,so? what now
Coyote: i have a plan but im still trying to fix the holes in it first, which isn't a easy task as you know, but your blue prints are helping me out
Silver: yeah with them blue prints we should be able to pick the best root for this task but as you know there base should be alot more defended now
Coyote: just give me some time and we should be able to get ehner fud with little problem, thinking of using something as a distraction but what?
Silver: i could be the distraction, i do have the right power for a job like that but it would have to be some big distraction
mean while
Hello Kitty: good you have it down as i do
Tails: yeah, this is kind of hard to do though
Hello Kitty: well with the soul bind it wont be hard to do at all, this is as far as you can go with my training so, you can start training with the next member of the defenders
Tails: awesome so who do i get to train with now? this is gonna be awesome
Hello Kitty: well we was gonna have you train with trix rabbit next but he refused to train you, so we are gonna skip his probably waste of time training and go to the next member kermit
Kermit: will im gonna teach you the fine art of patience
Tails: ahhhhhh so gay
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Kermit: im gonna explain to you my story because i want to unlike everyone else, im not doing it because i have to or i was told to but because i want to
Kermit: now sit down
Tails: god damnit this training sounds like its gonna fucking suck
Kermit: have you ever been bitch slapped for lack of listening? lack of doing what your told? cuz im not far from slapping you, did you see what i just did wrong there?
Tails: WHAT!?
Kermit: i guess I'll have to explain, i threaten you for having lack of focus. just made me look like i had less focus then you, do you not get it? i showed you how lack of patience looks like, if you still dont get it then i shall explain to you more
Tails: no dont explain more! i got it!
Kermit: how unpatient you was with your reply means you didn't get it, one that only focuses on stuff that he or she finds interesting, the rest is not important to the person, as we both know, you could care less about this training because it isn't any flashy combat or special power training, meaning your focus is vary low because you dont find this interesting, the main cause of lack of patience, you see with more focus and more concentration and patience, you can notice more then you normally would like for example I've already notice that you are day dreaming about something that has nothing to do with this, you know how i know that? because im focusing on your body language, so when you focus on every detail you see more
Tails: what ever, i dont understand why i have to learn this useless crap, trolls dont have hearts and all they need to do is die
Kermit: revenge huh? well you can follow your hatred until you die, its serving the rest of your friends well from what pori told us, i mean shadow and even your dead friend sonic was filled with anger, you see anger is a double edge sword it takes both the people down,
Tails: you dont know me or my friends!!!!
Kermit: see i through you off your focus by pissing you off,see when someone loses focus they do stupid things get angry, i will tell you my story, which is a bit hard for me. but here it is
Kermit: my story is a bit different from the normal stories, it started with me and my friends, our names was starting to get well known in the world we live in, so thats when it started, we had no idea what trolls were so we didn't see it coming, we was invited to a party, a troll party, all of the muppets showed up and we all had a pretty good time with our host, they all seemed pretty cool but that was just to draw us in, they asked us to come play some games with them, at the time it seemed cool but that was just to get our trust, so me animal and the rest of them, played there games and had a awesome time but like i said, it was just to get our trust so they could rip us down but none of us understood that and they started to insult us but we had no idea how to react to it, so they didn't get the negative response they was looking for, we was just confused but some of the muppets found it interesting, so we went along with it and thats when it started, we decided to do it but we didn't understand what we was doing, so we was liking it but we didn't get the point of it, it was all fun and games really, some of them took a liking to us because we was actually pretty good at it, but it dragged on and some of us liked it more then the rest of us, the animal took a liking to it the most and after awhile we started to get the point of the game, as we saw it and started room rating chat rooms on pal talk, just flicking around but then we started to challenge our selves, finding tougher people to troll, and we realized how good at trolling we became, consumed with it, we looked for tougher victims and thats when we ran into this one guy on the internet, that was different he said, the best challenge for a troll to troll is another troll, thats when me and my friends turned on each other knowing that, we could troll another troll, at the time we didn't know but that guy was a troll and he convinced us to turn on each other and thats when the real game began, so we all devided from each other and our goals was to troll each other and we manage to do so but that just made the other one angry and we started playing dirtier and hitting each others nerves really bad, it was a full out troll battle between us, it started getting worse and more personal because we all knew each other so well, its easy to troll someone you know but none of us could admit defeat and it dragged on
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Kermit: and our troll battle continued, it wasn't a fist fight kind of battle, there are other kinds of battles becides the kind you have with your fist, but anyways it raged on and some of the weaker minded ones was starting to give up but the rest of them like me and animal and mis piggy wouldn't let up and while we was challenging our selves we was also destorying each other, some of them was beyond repair mentally and some of them killed there selves, the numbers of us was getting smaller, the stronger minded ones was the last ones left, the other ones was broken or just left and the battle raged on, later it was just three of us,me animal and mis piggy the rest left, killed there selves or just never spoke to us again, we was destroying each other and we was afraid of losing, we couldn't handle it , and soon enough i pushed mis: piny to far because she cared about me and i used it to destroy her
Kermit: you see, i broke her,she was no longer stable, she became something else, she went insane and they had to put her away, never saw her again after that, but the animal was to good at trolling and he used what i did to her, and he knew i felt aweful about what i did to her and he used my insecurities agents me and he made me vary unstable, but unlike the rest of them i became something else and i used patience and i came up with away to get animal and i did and he ended up no more, so after i found the person who tricked us and i destroyed him to, i became a monster losing my self and a new face helped me and in return i work for the man who helped me, pacman helped me get control of my self and thats why im here
Kermit: you see theres nothing more i can explain to you, that is my story, i was a vary skilled troll and i trolled my friends and my self in the proses and its easy really to do such damage to your self as well as others, but you wont understand what im talking about until it happens to you, you will run into a troll that can do what i do and you wont know how to deal with it, my training is so you can be patient for moments like that,
Kermit: but if you dont want to do this training then i wont waste my time with this training and you can train with the next person, i will not try to force you how to be patient because that is impossible, make your move tails
Tails: yes i want to go to the next part of my training
Kermit: you'll be forced to grow up soon enough, and you will realize what i was trying to teach you was for, but hopefully you dont figure it out to late alright he's all yours, i can't teach him anything
(Spyro enters the room)
Spyro: hi im fucking spyro
Spyro: im gonna teach you how to fly like a fucking champ, no more pussy flying for you tails of the pussy flyer, im gonna show you how someone awesome flys
Tails: oh im looking forward to this, its gonna be cool
Spyro: everything will be awesome and cool because i am around and i am the coolest and the most awesomest that there can be
Spyro: come on tails we shall go out side to fly where we will ride to the ends of the earth and what i say doesn't have to make sense, thats just how fucking awesome i am, now our flying amends out side, i am spyro of the fucking awesome and you will learn how to fly awesome but as awesome as me, the most awesome creature in the world
Tails: alright lets fucking fly
out side (The scene moves outside, in the jungle) Tails: hey wait up!!
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Spyro: here we are this is where the awesomes like me go
Tails: where is this place? just seems to be in the wilderness some where
Spyro: please someone awesome like me can't answer none awesome questions like that, pori go ahead
Pori: alright explain to you the details, funny how many times you've probably heard that today but anyways, we are in the cocoa jungle, a well known jungle
(A map of the world around Cocoa Jungle appears)
Pori: our hide out is hidden under ground deep in this huge jungle and the reason for that is, it would be impossible to find something like that in such a big area like this jungle
Pori: we are in one of the bigest junlges in the world and we are close enough to keep a eye on shadow and it isn't that far from the troll city, so its the perfect spot, vary unlikely for our base to be found in such a big jungle, we have the perfect hide out and they dont know of us anyways so its even better
Tails: sounds awesome, ok spyro so how are you gonna help me with my flying? your so much faster then i am at flying
Pori: im gonna watch for a little bit spyro, i have time to spend i do have alot to report but i'll get to that later
Spyro: its spyro the awesome to you, because im the shit, ok tails
Spyro: out of all the creatures, your the only one that flys like a helicopter, that style of flying isn't awesome or as good as mine, you take to much energy flying like that, and its not nearly as good either, so in troll terms you are a noob thats not awesome
Spyro: the best way to fly is like a bird, and you will be able to do it pretty easy with them tails of yours, i mean you could become awesome like me, if you stop flying like a re re and fly like me the most awesome fucking dragon known to man or anyone on this earth
Tails: so your saying i would fly like a bird flapping my tails like wings huh? sounds like it would be alot easier, lets try it
Pori: wait didn't you have three tails before?
Tails: what the hell are you talking about, I've always had two tails, i dont know where you got that idea from? that just sounds silly, how would that make any sense at all
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Pori: i guess i remebered that wrong
Spyro: tails start flapping your tails, fly awesomely like me
Tails: hows this?
Spyro: your flying like a retard and not awesome like, your doing it all wrong
Tails: hmm im not doing the flapping right, ok
Spyro: do it again bitch
MEAN WHILE
Troll King: hmmmmm he's late
Troll King: there you are, i was starting to get alittle angry waiting for you
Travous: sorry im late sir, but its not easy looking for it
Travous: i heard you got elmer fud right? well i have to raise this question? why didn't you just use him to bring back the man in the ice and skip all this trouble
Troll King: the man in the ice is almost as strong as i am and elmer fud only controls the dead, i couldn't let that kind of power be controlled by anyone, he would turn on me if fud found out that while controlling the man in the ice, he would surely turn and try to fight us, and the man in the ice would be hard even for me to take down, now back to what i was talking about, did you find its location?
Travous: well sir, its hard
Troll King: i know that, tints why i gave you this task, i knew they would hide it after finding out who i was, but i cant let anyone becides me have that power, and as soon as the man in the ice is back he will also need to learn the words of death, so you see. i need you to ford there hidding spot,so he can learn the words of death as soon as he is brought back,if you haven't found it yet maybe i will grab your neck and crush you
Travous: sir im really close to finding it, help me search the area, help me look for it, i already have a idea where its at, i just need a helping hand
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Travous: please just follow me while i search the skys and you search the areas on the ground i can't see from the sky
Troll King: alright lets find the location to the place where the words of death are learned
(The scene pans out to Alex hiding behind a rock)
Alex: perfect hahahah
Alex: if i stay hidden and follow behind them. i can secretly learn the words of death for my self, hahahhahah
MEAN WHILE
(Mario walking in a mountainous area and encounters a group of Toads)
Mario: what are you toads doing out here?
Yoshi: YOSHI!!
Toad: peach told us to help you out
Mario: it didn't go well at all, i thought i was ready for it but i didn't have a clue what i was dealing with, they killed luigi and almost killed me, i wont lie, im exremely piss the fuck off, and damnit!!
Toad: its really that bad?
Mario: hmmmmmm!!
Mario: all of me and luigi's plans was all for nothing, hmmmm i dont want to talk abut it anymore
Mario: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!
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Toad: so whats the plan mario? do we return to the castle and come up with a plan there?
Mario: i need all the items you toads can get me and i will get as ready as i can for next time,
Mario: and no we are not returning, i don't want any of this fight to be drawn to the castle, thats the last thing i want
Toad: ok we will get as many items that we can, stars and everything
(A Goomba is seen spying on the group from behind a rock)
Goomba: hmmmmm
(The Goomba turns to face Bowser Jr.)
Goomba: you hear that? mario is planning to get into another battle with the trolls
Bowser Jr.: oh this is good in tell, ok go to pappa and tell him this info, i will continue to watch mario
Goomba: yes sir
MEAN WHILE
Tom: damnit there awake, i guess I'll have to watch porn on the laptop later
Coyote: silver we still are running to a problem here though, hmmm the farther this plan is thought about the more walls we run into.....
Silver: our plan is good, i destract them with a remote TNT bomb and they rush out side and then i fight them to destract them
Coyote: it sounds simple but think of this, we must some how keep them there where you are, with out some of them going back into the building, while me and everyone else is trying to save fud and don't forget about the other problem, how are you gonna get out of there alive?
Sylvester: well i think i might have a idea, when they come out to see silver, silver will use his powers to trap them under giant cages
Coyote: good plan but we would need giant cages first
Sylvester: well i got that taken care of, i know a guy that would sell us some giant cages
Silver: wait what if only some of the trolls come out the building? how do we get all of them out side? thats where we are in a road block
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Rob: wait WHAT?!!!
Silver: oh yeah you have no ears
MEAN WHILE
Spyro: dude you almost got that shit down, im starting to get fucking prod of you man
Spyro: alright, you are getting the fucking badass flying down, we will finish this shit tomorrow, hahah you might be almost as fucking awesome as me when this training it done hope you can handle that much awesome bro
Pori: i gotta go I'll see you guys later
Tails: oh ok...... where he go?
Spyro: i don't know he disappears like that all the time
mean while
(Pori appears before a cave entrance)
Pori: its been awhile
(Pori enters the cave and into a laboratory like area)
Pori: With some of silvers DNA I extracted from his device put in the troll base, I should easily be able to create it
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(Nighttime, Tails and Spyro are asleep outside)
Tails: ahh..........sonic I wonder what you would of thought over this? all this training and everything?
(Tails begins to tear up)
Tails: i still can't believe your dead
(Tails is alone under the moonlight)
Hello Kitty: hey i was just checking how everything is going?
Tails: im not crying, if you think that?
Hello Kitty: i wasn't but theres nothing wrong with crying, kirmit told me everything, hes not mad at you for skipping his training, he told me you will become something more
Tails: well i didn't understand how his training would help me out, so i just skipped it and thats that
Hello Kitty: me spyro and kermit became really good friends after meating in this group, kermit explain to me that, you must open your secont eyes alone
Hello Kitty: i do believe that there is something about you, i think you will, no i believe you will defeat the trolls and stop this hate, do they deserve to die? i don't know but i don't think anyone deserves to die, but they must be stopped
Tails: i really don't understand why everyone believes in me so much, im not the big hero,sonic was, and hes gone and i can't be like he was, i just can't
Hello Kitty: i think sonic saw what we see, he protected you until he died, i think he knows you are capable of doing so much more then he ever could, so don't give up on your self....
Tails: your really nice and even if i don't believe in my self, im gonna try my hardest because sonic would want me to
Hello Kitty: good, i wan't to explain to you spyros story, he wouldn't want me to but.. im going to anyway, and this is relevantly simple to explain, they trolled his whole race
Hello Kitty: he told me, what they did was unforgivable and hes gonna get them back for it, i don't know much about the details but hes after revenge, thats his story, i don't need to know all of it
Tails: i don't know if sonic was right or not about the trolls, if peace really is the answer? sonic said villains wasn't the answer
Hello Kitty: villains? OH.... you mean violence, im sorry, continue, im not really sure how you and your friends got violence and villains confused but whatever lol
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Tails: im confused? what? your weird
Hello Kitty: hahahah kermit was right when he said i was really gonna like you, your something else thats for sure and i can see what he was talking about now
Tails: hahahah please, your to kind, your gonna make me blush
(Hello Kitty thinks to herself)
Hello Kitty: kermit was right, he is naive and sometimes a bit clueless but he's kind hearted, pure, thats probably why he believes in tails, because of tails.. i don't care attitude, hes just a kid inside still
next morning
Spyro: hey dude wake the fuck up!
Spyro: we got to get this awesome training finish and i need your dumb ass awake for that
Tails: oh sorry man,
Spyro: the final part of this training shall begin, you will follow me as fast as you can and while doing that, you will go through all these hoops that are in the air and if you lose me, you fail and will have to do it all over again and if you hit any of the hoops you also fail
Spyro: are you ready for that? because if you do it, i will call you awesome and that is fucking rare for me to call someone else becides myself awesome, you be ready to be fucking honored by such awesomeness that would make girls wet in the panties
Tails: IM READY LIKE HELL RIGHT NOW!!
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(Spyro and Tails begin flying. Kermit and Hello Kitty watch from below) Hello Kitty: you was right kermit and all he really needed was a push, he was in denial about sonics death and he wasn't coming with terms with it, i understand what you was saying about tails
Kermit: well its good that you motivated him because he wasn't taking any of this seriously, now that hes came to terms about sonic, he will work harder to become stronger instead of taking everything like its a game,
Hello Kitty: i think tails with this new motivation he has he will be ready for the battles to come, and all we can really do is watch his back
Kermit: tails will be strong but he isn't strong in the mind, he won't be able to take insults vary well at all, i tested him and i found out that, hes got a small fuse and he wasn't really built for this kind of battle, so this should be interesting how this plays out
(Close up of Tails flying)
Kermit: my only concern really is that, is..if he runs into a troll lik me and gets mind fucks by him, i don't think tails is gonna be ready for that kind of trolling, i did hope that i could help him with that but i can't, so maybe tails will avoid them kinds of people all together,tails weakness is his mind, thats his biggest weakness
Hello Kitty: well we will be here to protect him from that stuff, so im not worried about it, tails won't be fighting the trolls alone, we are all a team and we will keep each others backs guarded
Spyro: tails you did it man, good fucking job
(Tails lands.)
Tails: hell yeah, that was easy, dude say it man, you gonna say it
Spyro: alright man, your fucking awesome
Tails: YEAH!! let's fucking party!!
(Tails does a dance)
Tails: im a badass robot
Spyro: hell yeah dance party!!
Hello Kitty: im going to go dance with them kermit
Kermit: hello kity and tails don't realize it yet but some of the people in the defenders are unstable and not trust worthy, i hope they don't put to much trust in them, that could end up disastrous
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(Kermit moves towards the group) Kermit: sorry to cut the party short, but pacman told me that its best for all your training to get done as soon as possible, he said that you would have to cut down on the breaks
Tails: i agree, i need to train with the rest of the defenders as fast as i can, whos next?
Kermit: well patience is good but it seems im the only one who thinks that, at any case i do agree, the badguys won't wait for your training to attack more helpless people, cheeto man awaits you inside the hide out
Hello Kitty: ok then, tails go ahead
Tails: thanks guys, your awesome
Kermit: lol tails you don't even know, cheeto man is epic, i wont lie about it, but that might be because he smoked way to much weed in his life time, you'll like him alot
(An entrance to Cheeto Man's cave is shown)
Cheeto Man: it ain't easy being cheesy
MEAN WHILE
Shadow: this training is not what i had in mind, theres to much holding back
Hulk: its just to check each others fighting style out nothing more, no need to take this seriously
Vector: this is so much fun right now, all of us should do this more often
Bowser: i know what you mean
(Knuckles watches with some popcorn)
Knuckles: hey shadow, why so serious? i got amy to go so no need to look cool now, shes mine
Bowser: i think we should work on team moves and combos