Chapter 2: trolls attack/Script

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Page 1

(Tails holds a lolipop)

Tails: hahahah

Tails: whats that sound?

Alex: painfully because of your ugly face

Alex: i can only imagine how it must be for you not having a penis. I mean theres no way to recover from that messed up deformity

Alex: i wouldn't want to see the two creatures that made you ehhhh.

Tails: theres a troll. just remember what shadow showed me

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Alex: oh you must be tails

Tails: and you must be a asshole troll that talks shit about everyone

Alex: i point out everyones flaws and problems simplely pointing out your nothing

(Tails flips Alex off)

Tails: fuck you trolls

Tails: die!!

(Tails flies towards, Alex, attempting to drop kick him. Alex blocks it using his elbow.)

Tails: he blocked it

Tails: Alright . You better get ready to die!!

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(Alex punches Tails right in the face, causing him to bleed and fall over.)

Tails: bastard!!!

(Tails attempts to fight back by swiping his tails at Alex. Alex steps back and elbows Tails in the stomach midair.+

(Tails is knocked onto the ground.) Tails: i didnt know there was trolls that knew how to fight

Alex: if you was smart you will take this as a warning for next time

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Tails: bastard!!

Alex: if you was smart you would leave

(Tails punches Alex. Alex is completely unfazed and remains emotionless, but also begins to bleed.)

Alex: well now i know your not smart

Tails: fuck you!!

Tails: you need to die troll

Alex: if this is all you got then i should warn you. if you keep this rought you'll die

(Alex chokes Tails.)

Alex: let me make me self clear. dont even try it.

Alex: i could of broke your fucking neck

Tails: sigh.........

(Tails flees.)

Alex: get out of here

Alex: ahhhh i need a smoke

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Shadow: Hmmmm how many people are gonna step on that leaf? Who ever it is come back later I haven't had any sleep

Silver: Its me shadow and I need your help

Shadow: Let me guess your getting trolled. Come on dude cant this wait until tomorrow

Silver: No it can't.. this guy isn't like any troll I've seen before. He was smart...

Shadow: That is odd most trolls are stupid. Alright ill help you

Shadow: im gonna call some friends to back us up so we can end them for good

Purple Fist in Poo Clan member: your small and funny to look at and stuff

Bald Fist in Poo Clan member: yea duh......your a butt hole face

Bowser: who is talking about me !!!!

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Bowser: i dont take Insults lightly and i dont really care for morons like you!

Purple FiPC: ummm we didn't mean anything with our insults

Bald FiPC: ahhhh............ we was just joking

Bowser: i dont like jokes and i dont like assholes

Bald FiPC: we are sorry. it wasn't a vary good joke ill tell you that now but theres no need for us to not start over

Bowser: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lies!!!

(Bowser scorches the purple FiPC member)

Bald FiPC: no!!

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Bald FiPC: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Bald FiPC: im so so so sorry if you let me live ill suck your dick

(Bowser grabs the bald FiPC member's head)

Bald FiPC: ahhhhhhhhhhh!!

Bald FiPC: ahhhhhh!!

(Bowser squeezes, and crushes his head)

Bowser: them trolls are really was anoying

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Shadow: they should be here soon ?

Silver: they are look

Shadow: so who else did you guys get?

Mario: well we found some of the best troll fighters they are really good at what they do

Luigi: yes they have there own way for fighting the trolls

Teemo: well i know from being on league of legends for so long its pointless to talk back to the trolls so i just agree with them and it pisses them off

Bugs: i used to be trolled but i found out a way to stop it. i do all kinds of stupid and gay shit. they cant troll you if you dress up as a girl and kiss them. i dont like doing it but it works

Hulk: i was trolled until i got bigger and stronger then them now i am feared

Rob: hi im rob people cant troll me because i have no ears. they can't troll me if i cant hear them

the awesome the power the gay the bastard the guy with no ears the fire power the sissy

(The group poses together)

together we make the troll slaiyers

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Silver: hey what about me you didn't give me a name? im a part of this group too

Shadow: ahhhh fine ill give you a name

the money guy

Silver: the money guy is a retarded name call me the smart guy or something

Luigi: yea i didn't really like the name you gave me the sissy

Shadow: fuck the names there nothing

Shadow: ok back to what i was talking about we need a hide out

Rob: whats did you say!!

Shadow: i said that we need a hide out

Rob: what is he saying i cant hear! what?

Shadow: oh yea i forgot he cant hear

Rob: what? I dont have fucking ears

Mario: we cant stay at peaches castle to much toads there

Bugs: we can hide out at my place. we will never be found

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Sonic: tails?

Sonic: tails!!

Sonic: i got you buddy

(Sonic grabs Tails)

Sonic: sorry tails if this looks gay to the viewers

Tails: its alright

Sonic: who did this to you?

Shadow: some emo looking troll

(Sonic frowns, angrily)

(off screen character): ok guys do to the fact hulk isn't able to fit down here one of you will have to fill him in on the plan later but for now we will come up with the plan

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Shadow: ok everyone! do you guys see this paper? well theres nothing on it yet but there will be

(Bugs points at Rob's drink)

Bugs: hey can you put that on a coaster?

Shadow: bugs he cant hear and you really need to chill we will clean after our self

(Luigi is now dressed as Mr. L)

Luigi: we need a plan

Mario: luigi why are you dressed up we are not super heros. we are troll killers so why dont you take that gay shit off

Shadow: guys come on!! we need a hide out focus. ok any ideas to stop the trolls so one and for all

Teemo: we need something that they couldn't help to troll and something that will draw more then one troll too something even the boss want to troll

Bugs: we need to draw them in with something even none trolls hate something everyone hates. something so big. all the trolls couldn't miss

Luigi: i got it there is only a couple of things that all the trolls couldn't miss to troll. we stage a fake justen bever concert

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Troll King (obscured): what is it?

Alex: sir we found justen bever consert flyers on the internet we should get ready

Troll King (obscured): its a trap shadow set this up to draw us in. i know i read bevers blog

Pori: what should we do sir?

Troll King (obscured): i have something that will put this in our Favor

Garry: whats that?

Troll King (obscured): i have a hostage and they wont think to try anything when they find that out

Troll King: bring him in

(Daffy appears)

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Shadow: thanks again for all paying for the stage and all of it. i can't thanks you enough

Coyote: its my Pleasure you guys did help me kill the road runner after all! its the lease i can do. oh and i hope your troll killing goes as plan. im gonna go home and take me a bite out of some road runner

Shadow: i guess i was wrong hes the money guy

Silver: fuck you shadow

Hulk: ok everything is set up the stage and everything is finally builded

Teemo: hey we should let the word go out a bit before having the consert. let the word spread more

Shadow: hahahahahah!!

Luigi: trolls are already on facebook twitter and youtube talking about it

Mario: yea there tweeting like crazy

Bugs: yea theres even trolls talking about it on myspace

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Shadow: yea i dont think we are gonna need to wait long the word has reached myspace for goodness sake

Luigi: hes right teemo if the word can reach to myspace then its really big

Bugs: so when are we gonna have the conert ?

Teemo: please tell

Shadow: Tomorrow ahahahahaha!!! they will all die!!

Mario: i got a question how will we kill them all at once?

Luigi: really? how?

Shadow: hulk you tell them the awesome fucking plan

Hulk: ok ill tell them the fucking awesome plan

(Camera zooms out to show the stadium entance)

Hulk: all the trolls come in ready to troll

(Eagle eye's view of the stadium)

Hulk: then shadow will come in and say that there gonna die then we will all leave and then blow up the stage and the trolls

(Explosion)

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Shadow: hahahaha!

mean while

Knuckles: tails wake up! You fucked up big time

Tails: knuckles

Knuckles: you do know sonic is out for blood now. he wants all the trolls dead

Tails: i know i should of got you and shadow to back me up

Knuckles: you do know theres only one person that sonic can go to that could possible find the trolls for him

Tails: you dont mean?

(Sonic appears at a cave entrance)

Sonic: hello egg man its been awhile

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Sonic: i need your help i need to find the trolls so i can destroy them

Eggman: 0why would i help you? what do you have that i want?

Sonic: alright lets make a deal what do you want?

Eggman: i want all the chaos emeralds

Sonic: fine ill get you all of them but not until the trolls die

(Sonic gives Eggman a blue Chaos Emerald)

Sonic: ill give you my emerald so you'll know im not fucking around

Eggman: alright sonic we have a deal follow me to my lab and ill find them trolls

(Eggman uses a computer)

Eggman: this may take awhile

(Zoom in on Eggman's face)

Sonic: as long as they die

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(Nighttime, a poster of Justen Bever is seen on a wall) Shadow: Tomorrow will be the end of trolls as we know it hahahahah!!!

Shadow: this whole stage will be filled

Mario: we should get some rest and get ready for the best momment of all time!!

(The next day, trolls begin to enter the stadium)

Blue hair troll: you guys got your bottles to through at bever

Teemo: theres over 1000s of them

Mario: let them in so we can get this started

(Bugs and Shadow stand in the stadium)

Bugs: its almost time to kill them all dock.

Shadow: yes

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Dill: wheres bever?

(An empty mic stand)

(Shadow emerges from the shadows)

Shadow: im afraid bever isn't coming

Shadow: now see this in my hand?

Bugs: you like playing games dont you shadow

Shadow: im gonna blow all of you up so your all gonna die

Bugs: you hear that! you are gonna die!!!

Alex: we already know that you plan on killing us. its been awhile shadow

Bugs: who are you. are you the boss of the trolls?

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Alex: no our boss couldn't make it sorry i guess ill have to do

Alex: hey shadow you forgot to tell your freinds that you was a troll until you decided to leave

Shadow: i left because i found out how much i trully hate trolls

(Daffy appears with a bag on his head beside Alex)

Alex: dont even try it. if you do i will kill your friend right be side me

Mario: who the fuck it that?

(The bag is removed, a gun is pointed at Daffy)

Daffy: hey bugs ..........

Bugs: daffy?

Shadow: you know him. is he your friend?

Bugs: well hes sort of my friend

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Shadow: well i dont know who he is and bugs doesn't really seem to care so kill him i don't give a fuck

Daffy: ..............

Shadow: you know what?

(Shadow points his gun at Daffy)

Shadow: ill fucking kill him

Bugs: no!! you cant kill him i... love him.... ...

Shadow: damnt

Bugs: when i was getting trolled he was the only one there for me and when i was acting gay i actually became gay with daffy

Alex: who the fuck is that?

Shadow: i have no idea?

(Fudd appears)

Fudd: i want that wabbit

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Fudd: i want that wabbit

(Fudd points his shotgun)

Shadow: point the gun at them

(Close up of Fudd smiling)

Bugs: hes a moron shadow ...

Shadow: if you help us ill get you something better than wabbits

Fudd: ok

(Fudd points the gun at the trolls)

Shadow: the only reason you got daffy is because someone told you bugs was in our team. so who tipped you off?

Alex: why dont you ask luigi

Luigi: yes i told them