chapter 2: trolls attack/Script

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  • Character count: ~8000
  • Character count (no spaces): ~6900
  • Character with most lines: Shadow (39)
  • Character(s) with least lines: Pori, Garry, Coyote (1)

Page 1

NarroratorScript.pngNarroratorback to tails

(Cut to Tails holding a lolipop)


TailsScript.pngTailswhats that sound?

AlexScript.pngAlexpainfully because of your ugly face

AlexScript.pngAlexi can only imagine how it must be for you not having a penis. I mean theres no way to recover from that messed up deformity

AlexScript.pngAlexi wouldn't want to see the two creatures that made you ehhhh.

TailsScript.pngTailstheres a troll. just remember what shadow showed me

TailsScript.pngTailshey troll!!!!

(Tails turns to the camera and puts his middle finger up)

TailsScript.pngTailsfuck you

Page 2

AlexScript.pngAlexoh you must be tails

TailsScript.pngTailsand you must be a asshole troll that talks shit about everyone

AlexScript.pngAlexi point out everyones flaws and problems simplely pointing out your nothing

(Tails flips Alex off)

TailsScript.pngTailsfuck you trolls


(Tails flies towards, Alex, attempting to drop kick him. Alex blocks it using his elbow.)

TailsScript.pngTailshe blocked it

TailsScript.pngTailsAlright . You better get ready to die!!

Page 3

(Alex punches Tails right in the face, causing him to bleed and fall over.)


(Tails attempts to fight back by swiping his tails at Alex. Alex steps back and elbows Tails in the stomach midair.+

(Tails is knocked onto the ground.)

TailsScript.pngTailsi didnt know there was trolls that knew how to fight

AlexScript.pngAlexif you was smart you will take this as a warning for next time

Page 4


AlexScript.pngAlexif you was smart you would leave

(Tails punches Alex. Alex is completely unfazed and remains emotionless, but also begins to bleed.)

AlexScript.pngAlexwell now i know your not smart

TailsScript.pngTailsfuck you!!

TailsScript.pngTailsyou need to die troll

AlexScript.pngAlexif this is all you got then i should warn you. if you keep this rought you'll die

(Alex chokes Tails.)

AlexScript.pngAlexlet me make me self clear. dont even try it.

AlexScript.pngAlexi could of broke your fucking neck


(Tails flees.)

AlexScript.pngAlexget out of here

AlexScript.pngAlexahhhh i need a smoke

Page 5

ShadowScript.pngShadowHmmmm how many people are gonna step on that leaf? Who ever it is come back later I haven't had any sleep

SilverScript.pngSilverIts me shadow and I need your help

ShadowScript.pngShadowLet me guess your getting trolled. Come on dude cant this wait until tomorrow

SilverScript.pngSilverNo it can't.. this guy isn't like any troll I've seen before. He was smart...

ShadowScript.pngShadowThat is odd most trolls are stupid. Alright ill help you

ShadowScript.pngShadowim gonna call some friends to back us up so we can end them for good

PurplePooScript.pngTooth D. Cayyour small and funny to look at and stuff

BaldPooScript.pngConcave Headed Mother Fuckeryea duh......your a butt hole face

BowserScript.pngBowserwho is talking about me !!!!

Page 6

BowserScript.pngBowseri dont take Insults lightly and i dont really care for morons like you!

PurplePooScript.pngTooth D. Cayummm we didn't mean anything with our insults

BaldPooScript.pngConcave Headed Mother Fuckerahhhh............ we was just joking

BowserScript.pngBowser i dont like jokes and i dont like assholes

BaldPooScript.pngConcave Headed Mother Fuckerwe are sorry. it wasn't a vary good joke ill tell you that now but theres no need for us to not start over

BowserScript.pngBowserahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lies!!!

(Bowser scorches the purple FiPC member)

BaldPooScript.pngConcave Headed Mother Fuckerno!!

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BaldPooScript.pngConcave Headed Mother Fuckerahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

BaldPooScript.pngConcave Headed Mother Fuckerim so so so sorry if you let me live ill suck your dick

(Bowser grabs the bald FiPC member's head)

BaldPooScript.pngConcave Headed Mother Fuckerahhhhhhhhhhh!!

BaldPooScript.pngConcave Headed Mother Fuckerahhhhhh!!

(Bowser squeezes, and crushes his head)

BowserScript.pngBowserthem trolls are really was anoying

Page 8

ShadowScript.pngShadowthey should be here soon ?

SilverScript.pngSilverthey are look

ShadowScript.pngShadowso who else did you guys get?

MarioScript.pngMariowell we found some of the best troll fighters they are really good at what they do

LuigiScript.pngLuigiyes they have there own way for fighting the trolls

TeemoScript.pngTeemowell i know from being on league of legends for so long its pointless to talk back to the trolls so i just agree with them and it pisses them off

BugsScript.pngBugsi used to be trolled but i found out a way to stop it. i do all kinds of stupid and gay shit. they cant troll you if you dress up as a girl and kiss them. i dont like doing it but it works

HulkScript.pngHulki was trolled until i got bigger and stronger then them now i am feared

RobScript.pngRobhi im rob people cant troll me because i have no ears. they can't troll me if i cant hear them

(Each member cuts to a panel of their own where Shadow gives them a title.)

ShadowScript.png the awesome

HulkScript.png the power

BugsScript.png the gay

TeemoScript.png the bastard

RobScript.png the guy with no ears

MarioScript.png the fire power

LuigiScript.png the sissy

(The group poses together)

Blank200x200.pngEveryonetogether we make the troll slaiyers

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SilverScript.pngSilverhey what about me you didn't give me a name? im a part of this group too

ShadowScript.pngShadowahhhh fine ill give you a name

("the money guy" appears above Silver.)

SilverScript.pngSilverthe money guy is a retarded name call me the smart guy or something

LuigiScript.pngLuigiyea i didn't really like the name you gave me the sissy

ShadowScript.pngShadowfuck the names there nothing

ShadowScript.pngShadowok back to what i was talking about we need a hide out

RobScript.pngRobwhats did you say!!

ShadowScript.pngShadowi said that we need a hide out

RobScript.pngRobwhat is he saying i cant hear! what?

ShadowScript.pngShadowoh yea i forgot he cant hear

RobScript.pngRobwhat? I dont have fucking ears

MarioScript.pngMariowe cant stay at peaches castle to much toads there

BugsScript.pngBugswe can hide out at my place. we will never be found

Page 10


(Tails, injured, stumbles towards Sonic.)


SonicScript.pngSonici got you buddy

(Sonic grabs Tails)

SonicScript.pngSonicsorry tails if this looks gay to the viewers

TailsScript.pngTailsits alright

SonicScript.pngSonicwho did this to you?

TailsScript.pngTailssome emo looking troll

(Sonic frowns, angrily, as the scene cuts to Bugs' hole.)

UnknownScript.pngShadow (presumably)ok guys do to the fact hulk isn't able to fit down here one of you will have to fill him in on the plan later but for now we will come up with the plan

Page 11

ShadowScript.pngShadowok everyone! do you guys see this paper? well theres nothing on it yet but there will be

(Bugs points at Rob's drink)

BugsScript.pngBugshey can you put that on a coaster?

ShadowScript.pngShadowbugs he cant hear and you really need to chill we will clean after our self

(Luigi is now dressed as Mr. L)

LuigiScript.pngLuigiwe need a plan

MarioScript.pngMarioluigi why are you dressed up we are not super heros. we are troll killers so why dont you take that gay shit off

ShadowScript.pngShadowguys come on!! we need a hide out focus. ok any ideas to stop the trolls so one and for all

TeemoScript.pngTeemowe need something that they couldn't help to troll and something that will draw more then one troll too something even the boss want to troll

BugsScript.pngBugswe need to draw them in with something even none trolls hate something everyone hates. something so big. all the trolls couldn't miss

LuigiScript.pngLuigii got it there is only a couple of things that all the trolls couldn't miss to troll. we stage a fake justen bever concert

Page 12

TKScript.pngTroll King (obscured)what is it?

AlexScript.pngAlexsir we found justen bever consert flyers on the internet we should get ready

TKScript.pngTroll King (obscured) its a trap shadow set this up to draw us in. i know i read bevers blog

PoriScript.pngPoriwhat should we do sir?

TKScript.pngTroll King (obscured)i have something that will put this in our Favor

GarryScript.pngGarrywhats that?

TKScript.pngTroll King (obscured)i have a hostage and they wont think to try anything when they find that out

TKScript.pngTroll King (obscured)bring him in

(Daffy appears, injured)

Page 13

ShadowScript.pngShadowthanks again for all paying for the stage and all of it. i can't thanks you enough

CoyoteScript.pngCoyoteits my Pleasure you guys did help me kill the road runner after all! its the lease i can do. oh and i hope your troll killing goes as plan. im gonna go home and take me a bite out of some road runner

ShadowScript.pngShadowi guess i was wrong hes the money guy

SilverScript.pngSilverfuck you shadow

HulkScript.pngHulkok everything is set up the stage and everything is finally builded

TeemoScript.pngTeemohey we should let the word go out a bit before having the consert. let the word spread more


LuigiScript.pngLuigitrolls are already on facebook twitter and youtube talking about it

MarioScript.pngMarioyea there tweeting like crazy

BugsScript.pngBugsyea theres even trolls talking about it on myspace

Page 14

ShadowScript.pngShadowyea i dont think we are gonna need to wait long the word has reached myspace for goodness sake

LuigiScript.pngLuigihes right teemo if the word can reach to myspace then its really big

BugsScript.pngBugsso when are we gonna have the conert ?

TeemoScript.pngTeemoplease tell

ShadowScript.pngShadowTomorrow ahahahahaha!!! they will all die!!

MarioScript.pngMarioi got a question how will we kill them all at once?

LuigiScript.pngLuigireally? how?

ShadowScript.pngShadowhulk you tell them the awesome fucking plan

HulkScript.pngHulkok ill tell them the fucking awesome plan

(Camera zooms out to show the stadium entance)

HulkScript.pngHulkall the trolls come in ready to troll

(Eagle eye's view of the stadium)

HulkScript.pngHulkthen shadow will come in and say that there gonna die then we will all leave and then blow up the stage and the trolls


Page 15


NarroratorScript.pngNarroratormean while

KnucklesScript.pngKnucklestails wake up! You fucked up big time


KnucklesScript.pngKnucklesyou do know sonic is out for blood now. he wants all the trolls dead

TailsScript.pngTailsi know i should of got you and shadow to back me up

KnucklesScript.pngKnucklesyou do know theres only one person that sonic can go to that could possible find the trolls for him

TailsScript.pngTailsyou dont mean?

(Sonic appears at a cave entrance)

SonicScript.pngSonichello egg man its been awhile

Page 16

SonicScript.pngSonici need your help i need to find the trolls so i can destroy them

EggmanScript.pngEggmanwhy would i help you? what do you have that i want?

SonicScript.pngSonicalright lets make a deal what do you want?

EggmanScript.pngEggmani want all the chaos emeralds

SonicScript.pngSonicfine ill get you all of them but not until the trolls die

(Sonic gives Eggman a blue Chaos Emerald)

SonicScript.pngSonicill give you my emerald so you'll know im not fucking around

EggmanScript.pngEggmanalright sonic we have a deal follow me to my lab and ill find them trolls

(Eggman uses a computer)

EggmanScript.pngEggmanthis may take awhile

(Zoom in on Eggman's face)

SonicScript.pngSonicas long as they die

Page 17

(Nighttime, a poster of Justen Bever is seen on a wall)

ShadowScript.pngShadowTomorrow will be the end of trolls as we know it hahahahah!!!

ShadowScript.pngShadowthis whole stage will be filled

MarioScript.pngMariowe should get some rest and get ready for the best momment of all time!!

(The next day, trolls begin to enter the stadium)

Blank200x200.pngBlue hair trollyou guys got your bottles to through at bever

TeemoScript.pngTeemotheres over 1000s of them

MarioScript.pngMariolet them in so we can get this started

(Bugs and Shadow stand in the stadium)

BugsScript.pngBugsits almost time to kill them all dock.


Page 18

(A crowd of trolls gather in front of the stage, featuring Bill and Dill of the Fantasy Starwars Crue and Machick.)

DillScript.pngDillwheres bever?

(An empty mic stand)

(Shadow emerges from the shadows)

ShadowScript.pngShadowim afraid bever isn't coming

ShadowScript.pngShadownow see this in my hand?

BugsScript.pngBugsyou like playing games dont you shadow

ShadowScript.pngShadowim gonna blow all of you up so your all gonna die

BugsScript.pngBugsyou hear that! you are gonna die!!!

AlexScript.pngAlexwe already know that you plan on killing us. its been awhile shadow

BugsScript.pngBugswho are you. are you the boss of the trolls?

Page 19

AlexScript.pngAlexno our boss couldn't make it sorry i guess ill have to do

AlexScript.pngAlexhey shadow you forgot to tell your freinds that you was a troll until you decided to leave

ShadowScript.pngShadowi left because i found out how much i trully hate trolls

(Daffy appears with a bag on his head beside Alex)

AlexScript.pngAlexdont even try it. if you do i will kill your friend right be side me

MarioScript.pngMariowho the fuck it that?

(The bag is removed, a gun is pointed at Daffy)

DaffyScript.pngDaffyhey bugs ..........


ShadowScript.pngShadowyou know him. is he your friend?

BugsScript.pngBugswell hes sort of my friend

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ShadowScript.pngShadowwell i dont know who he is and bugs doesn't really seem to care so kill him i don't give a fuck


ShadowScript.pngShadowyou know what?

(Shadow points his gun at Daffy)

ShadowScript.pngShadowill fucking kill him

BugsScript.pngBugsno!! you cant kill him i... love him.... ...


BugsScript.pngBugswhen i was getting trolled he was the only one there for me and when i was acting gay i actually became gay with daffy

AlexScript.pngAlexwho the fuck is that?

ShadowScript.pngShadowi have no idea?

(Fudd appears)

FuddScript.pngFuddi want that wabbit

Page 21

FuddScript.pngFuddi want that wabbit

(Fudd points his shotgun)

ShadowScript.pngShadowpoint the gun at them

(Close up of Fudd smiling)

BugsScript.pngBugshes a moron shadow ...

ShadowScript.pngShadowif you help us ill get you something better than wabbits


(Fudd points the gun at the trolls)

ShadowScript.pngShadowthe only reason you got daffy is because someone told you bugs was in our team. so who tipped you off?

AlexScript.pngAlexwhy dont you ask luigi

LuigiScript.pngLuigiyes i told them