Tails Gets Gay - Bugs & Daffys Story. Chapter 1/Script
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"Damn.. I JUST WANT THIS TO BE OVER!!" |
Page 1
(Bugs walks out of Branch Cranch Bar with a bottle)
BugsLolololol.
(Two Trolls are standing in an alleyway)
Butter Tits (obscured)Hahahahah... Look at that noob. What a talantless looking rabbit.
BugsWhat's that sound?
Dick Tacker (obscured)Hahahahahah...
BugsWho's there?
(Bugs turns around and see Butter Tits and Dick Taker)
Butter TitsYou're a stupid rabbit with an ugly face. And your hopping looks even more stupid. you damn retarded stupid person.
Butter TitsYou mad? You look mad you stupid bitch.
Dick TakerI don't think she can understand you. She's stupid or something.
BugsAre you talking to me doc?
BugsI'll be honest I'm a little wasted right now.
Butter TitsYour gay and a retard. And that's all I have to say.
Dick TakerWait, You didn't say it all.. You gotta make fun of his retarded ears and ugly teeth.
(Bugs is shocked)
Butter TitsWell this stupid gay guy doesn't seem to understand what I'm saying because he's a stupid gay guy.
(Bugs start to cry)
BugsYou...
BugsYou.. Called me gay..
BugsWaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
(Bugs runs away crying)
Butter TitsYeah! You better run you gay fag retard!!
Page 2
(Cut to Bugs’s house. Then cut to Bugs in his bedroom)
BugsBut..I'm not gay..I have girlfirend.. Why whould they say that..?
BugsI'm not gay..It's do untrue..
BugsWhy were they saying that? That was mean...I'm not gay...
(Bugs starts thinking of Daffy)
Bugs (Thinking)What..Whay am I thiking about him?
BugsNo...No...Those were just trolls...
BugsYa know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna have sex with my girlfirend so I won't be mad
(Bugs pulls out his phone. We get to see the people he's in contact with. The people are:”Lola <3”, “Daffy”, “Coyote”, “Porki”, “Petunia”, “Sylvester”, “Tom”, “Speedy(?)”, “CC”, “Tin-(the full name gets cut off)” and “La[zerbot]”. We get to Bugs and Lola’s text message:
BugsI’m going to the bar tonight.
LolaHave fun Bugs, I love you
BugsI love you 2
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BugsI'm not gay. I'll show them!
(Bugs texts Lola:
BugsLola, wanna have some sex?
Lola responds:
LolaOk.
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(Bugs puts on his shoes, then his jacket, and then walks out of his house)