Chapter 1: Tails Gets Trolled
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TailsLolololol.
Butter Tits (Hidden)Hehehe... Look at that noob. What a talentless looking fox.
TailsWhat's that noise?
Dick Taker (Hidden)Hahaha...
TailsWho there?
Butter TitsYou're gay and retarded. You look so stupid. You're a noob, you're such a retard that has no friends, and you're ugly. You should fix that ugly face of yours, retard.
Butter TitsYou mad? You mad? You look mad. you stupid bitch.
Dick TakerYeah, she's mad.
Butter TitsYou have no talent. You big retarded ho.
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ShadowHmmm...
ShadowWhat's he crying about now?
SonicHe has been getting trolled. You know how it is. Their calling Tails gay and shit. He can't take it!
SonicThe way to stop a troll is to become his friend; as his friend, you can show him the right path.
ShadowThat's bullshit. Don't listen to him. That won't work.
SonicHow would you deal with a troll, Shadow?
ShadowI'll show you.
ShadowFuck you trolls!
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SonicShadow, there is no need for any bloodshed. This problem can be solved without any villains.
TailsOkay...
ShadowSonic, sometimes there is best to do what's needed, if it were up to me, Eggman would be dead and we would never have to worry.
SonicThese people that trolled Tails are just misunderstoo-
d kids...
SonicTails, come, I will talk to these kids and stop thsi hate with kindness.
ShadowThat's not gonna work Sonic. Tails, trust me when I say this. I know what I'm talking about.
TailsMaybe Sonic is right...
ShadowGo ahead, leave, you will find out the hard way.
ShadowDumbasses will learn...
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Butter Tits...And you're a little faggot that has no friends-
Butter Tits-You retarded mushroom!
SonicHey, what you guys said to my friend was really hatefull and I would like it if you said sorry.
Dick TakerHey man, looks like that dumbass fox brought his gay friend to talk to us.
SonicI'm not gay. I have a girlfriend, and I would like it if this conflict ended in peace.
Butter TitsOh look, the talentless blue Pokémon wants to end in peace. You're a retarded faggot that has no friends and you're so ugly, noob, trolololol!
SonicYou musn't know who I am. I have alot of talent and I have alot of friends; one of them is right beside me. And for what you're saying isn't true; so I am not off-
ended by your hateful comments.
Butter TitsRetard, you're so stupid.
SonicWhy don't we just become friends? This is stupid.
Butter TitsI bet your girlfriend is stupid cow and the town lut, she really knows how to take ir like a man.
Butter TitsYour girlfriend a stupid ho, and because of that, you're gay with that retarded fox.
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SonicEhhh... I'm just gonnna ignore what you said and ask you one more time. Let's end this hate and become friends.
Butter TitsYour girl is bitch and you're retarded.
SonicTails, let's get out of here.
TailsOkay.
NarratorAfterwards
KnucklesI'm telling you man!
KnucklesHey Sonic, you're back. How's it going?
SonicI'm so mad, I'm gonna go have sex with my girlfriend so I won't be so mad.
ShadowOkay, I'm gonna take and random guess and say you guys failed with that peace shit.
TailsYou're right Shadow...
ShadowI fucking knew it.
KnucklesWhat are you guys talking about?
ShadowThey have been getting trolled...
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KnucklesOh Tails, you have nothing to worry about. Shadow is good at dealing with trolls. I know, I've seen it.
TailsAlright Shadow, can you help me deal with these haters?
ShadowOkay, listen closely.
ShadowI'm gonna show you how to deal with a troll so you will know how to do it yourself.
ShadowYou guys will only watch me. You will not speak, that may make it harder. Do you understand that?
TailsYes, understood!
ShadowAlright, let's go. Tails, lead me to these bastards.
TailsGreat! You can now teach them who's boss.
ShadowHahahahaha!