Chapter 26: Anguish/Script
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"Damn.. I JUST WANT THIS TO BE OVER!!" |
Previous: chapter 25: Wicked Influence/Script
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NarroratorLAST TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z
NarroratorSilver and Tom are struggling against the evil Hellhound, Can anyone stop this strong new foe? Or is this the end for our heroes? Find out now on this episode of DRAGONBALL Z.
TomRob!!..
(Rob is lying on the ground, knock out)
Rob.....
Hell HoundFuck that kid, I'm going to kill him.
TomRob!! ROOOOOOOB!!
Hell HoundShut the fuck up.
TomHe's just a boy.
TomAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Hell HoundYes, He's just a little boy, But he's a strong boy.
Hell HoundHe has a power level higher than yours little bitch, you in danger.
Hell HoundMm! Mm.. If he learned to control his Dragonborn powers it would be very bad for us.
Hell HoundSo you see I have no choice but to murder him, because that's what we always resort to.
(The Hell Hound give Tom the middle finger)
Hell HoundGo fuck yourself.
Hell HoundYou bitch.
TomNooo!!! Wait! He's just a boy!!
(The Hell Hound walks towards Rob)
Hell HoundYou are the first to ever damage me like this my prey! You are a true warrior who is worthy of being a Dragonborn, And you will have a death that is also worthy of a Dragonborn.
Hell HoundNOW PREPARE TO DIE.
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Hell HoundShould I use my double sunday technique? It's my favorite.
Hell houndIt's an ice cream sundae on a sunday, So it creates a double sunday. Pretty clever isn't it? I know I'm hilarious. Too bad you're going to die, You'll never have a sundae again. This will be your last, You'll enjoy it very mush, So mush, You'll DIE! HAHAHA!
SilverDid he say ice cream?
Hell HoundPrepare to die!!
(Tom grabs the Hell Hound)
Hell HoundWhat?? Don't touch my tities!! They belong to my husband!
TomThey're mine now!
TomDo you feel it now?
Hell HoundI told you I was married! Now let go of me now! I was going to kill the boy!
TomNever
Hell HoundMan, You have a good grip, I cannot possibly escape.
TomThank you.
Hell HoundWhy you bitch! I should have killed you when I had the chance!
TomSilver! You must use your ultra super special move now!
(Silver smirks)
SilverTom, Sometimes you amaze even me. Now hold tight, I plan to kill both of you. Mwhahahahaha!!! DEATH!!
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SilverHold on Tom, I'm almost ready.
SilverSo you're going down with the hound, How very noble of you, Forgive me for not trying to stop you, But it's convenient for me!
SilverI'm almost there Tom! Hang in there.
TomSilver hurry up! I can't hold him longer.
Hell HoundDon't sacrifice yourself for those hedgehogs! You dumb fuck.
SilverPrepare yourself Tom.. It's time.
SilverAHHHH!
Hell HoundFUUUCCCKK!
(Silver shoots a beam of light towards the Hell Hound)
SilverSpecial telekinesis cannon!!
Hell HoundHoly shit!!!
Hell HoundHAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
(Tom and the Hell Hound dies)
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(Cut to a house)
Hogwart's goth daughterMom... you think father will come back..? Troll King is a big bummer.. I'm so emo.
Hogwart's goth sonI'm so emo too. If Daddy doesn't come back I'm gonna be suicidal.
Hogwart's youngest daughterDaddy not coming back??.. What about my education?
Hogwart's wifeHe's coming back!! Don't worry! We just have to have faith..
Hogwart's great grandfatherHe's been a bitch ever since his first wife died. He's gonna die out there. We're all gonna die soon, without his income we won't survive.
Hogwart's grandmotherShut up! That's a horrible thing to say! " Cough" "cough" that's your fucking grandson! And he's done so much for all of us! Have some respect! He's fighting for our city! He's a hero!
Hogwart's dogHogwart... I need you to fill my food bowl... and give me belly rubs..
Hogwart's wifeCome back, Hogwart.. we need you..
(Cut to the dead body of Hogwart, Pori walks over it)
PoriTheir trail just vanishes at this point. I'm not gonna be able to locate them when I have nothing to track..
PoriIt seems that all the Trolls I was with didn't survive..
PoriGood.
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Narrorator guyHi everyone...My name is Narrorator guy.. Yes, that's my name..I guess I was born to be a Narrator, who knows, all I know is...
Narrorator guyFUCK THAT NAME!! I'm not even the Narrator anymore!! This is bullshit!! Give me a real fucking name!!
(Narrator guy is walking out of a water park)
Narrorator guy (Thinking)Even the water park wasn't able to make me feel better...
Narrorator guy (Thinking)I don't do a lot these days..Mostly just being alone and feeling sorry for myself. Who knew something so small would destroy me so mush..
Narrorator guy (Thinking)It's just..It was my soul's purpose. My destiny.It was who I am.. I was really fucking good at it too..
Narrorator guy (Thinking)But...here I am..without it..replaced by some douchbag.. who doesn't get creative with the meanwhiles.. and is practically not there. Lazerbot probably got him because he's a CHEAP ASS MOTHERFUCKA!! HOW COULD YOU FIRE ME!
(Narrator guy is now on a side walk)
Narrorator guy (Thinking)I'm sure it was because of my spelling and grammar..but.. that's so mean..and now..I just want the pain to go away..
Troll 1Hey you Noob! You're a loser that has a moron face.
(Three trolls appear)
Troll 1You beard looks like a donkey's ass hole. It looks stupid because you're stupid.
Narrorator guy...I like my beard though..
Troll 1Well you shouldn't. It looks shitty because you're shitty. Donkey ass.
Troll 2Hahaha. That's good. I like the part when you called him stupid.
Narrorator guyYou don't even know me...
Troll 1No one does. Because you're unimportant Your life sucks donkey ass. Straight from the hole!
Troll 2This Hobo. Needs to go go. Hahahaa I like the part when you said he was shitty.
Troll 3Wait. I know this guy... He's that crappy Narrator guy Lazerbot fired! He was so bad! I would've fired him sooner.
(Troll 1 give Narrator guy the bird and grabs his crotch)
Narrorator guy (Thinking)Why does everyone always have to beat me down.. I'm not even doing anything to you.. This is not fair..it's unjustified..
Narrorator guy (Thinking)But..maybe they're not wrong.
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Troll 3You're gonna cry? With your idiot moron stupid idiot dumb moron face.
Troll 2Yes. 100% because you look like a donkey's ass hole! Ugly. It looks ugly because you're ugly.
Narrorator guyWhat's with you in donkey ass holes? You have some problems man.
Troll 2At least we have a fucking job! Noob!!!
Troll 1Hahaha I like the part when you called him unimportant! Hahaha You mad!!!
Narrorator guyNot mad...
Narrorator guy (Thinking)...Just sad.
(Narrator guy walks to the middle of the street and lets a truck run over him)
Troll 1What the fuck is he doing?
Troll 2Hey you gotta wait for the light you dumbass!
Narrorator guy (Thinking)IN THE ARMS OF THE ANGEL
FLY AWAY FROM HERE
FROM THIS DARK COLD
HOTEL ROOM
AND THE ENDLESSNESS
THAT YOU FEAR
YOU ARE PULLED FROM THE
WRECKAGE
OF YOUR SILENT REVERIE
YOU'RE IN THE ARMS OF THE
ANGEL
MAY YOU FIND SOME COMFORT
HERE
Narrorator guy (Thinking)I love this song ..
(The driver of the truck is looking a FNaF porn)
DriverDamn, she has nice Bobs. Very beautiful woman. Big thighs are good for the eyes. She would be good for having a baby. Milk truck just arrived, Hashtag MILF
(A yellow thing saves Narrator guy before he gets ran over)
Narrorator guy (Thinking)What..?
Narrorator guy (Thinking)How did I get over here?..
Troll 1What the fuck was that? I thought that ugly donkey ass was gonna die for a second there. I wasn't sure if I wantedd to see that shit.
Troll 3That was some magician magic trick shit. Like, that dude flashed into some grass. Like woah.
(The yellow thing, of screen, throws a sherucken at Troll 3)
Troll 1HOLY DONKEY SHIT.