Chapter 1: Tails Gets Trolled
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TailsLolololol.
Butter Tits (Hidden)Hahaha... Look at that noob. What a talentless looking fox.
TailsWhat's that noise?
Dick Taker (Hidden)Hahaha...
TailsWho's there?
Butter TitsYou're gay and a retard. You look so stupid. You're a noob, and you're such a retard that has no friends, and you're ugly. You should fix that ugly face of yours, retard.
Butter TitsYou mad? You mad? You look mad. You stupid bitch.
Dick TakerYes, she's mad.
Butter TitsYou have no talent. You big retarded ho.
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ShadowHmmm...
ShadowWhat's he crying about now?
SonicHe has been getting trolled. You know how it is. They're calling Tails gay and shit. He can't take it!
SonicThe way to stop a troll is to become his friend; as his friend, you can show him the right path.
ShadowThat is bullshit. Don't listen to him. That won't work.
SonicHow would you deal with a troll, Shadow?
ShadowI'll show you.
ShadowFuck you, trolls!
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SonicShadow, there is no need for any bloodshed. This problem can be solved without any villains.
TailsOkay...
ShadowSonic, sometimes there is best to do what's needed. If it were up to me, Eggman would be dead, and we would never have to worry.
SonicThose people that trolled Tails are just misunderstoo-
d kids...
SonicTails, come. I will talk to these kids and stop this hate with kindness.
ShadowThat's not gonna work Sonic. Tails, trust me when I say this. I know what I'm talking about.
TailsMaybe Sonic is right...
ShadowGo ahead, leave, you will find out the hard way.
ShadowDumbasses will learn...
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Butter Tits...And you're a little faggot that has no friends-
Butter Tits-You retarded mushroom!
SonicHey, what you guys said to my friend was really hateful and I would like it if you said sorry.
Dick TakerHey man, look. That dumbass fox brought his gay friend to talk to us.
SonicI'm not gay. I have a girlfriend, and I would like it if this conflict ended in peace.
Butter TitsOh look, the talentless blue Pokémon wants to end this in peace. You're a retarded faggot that has no friends and you're so ugly, noob, trolololol!
SonicYou must not know who I am. I have a lot of talent and I have lots of friends; one of them is right beside me. And what you're saying isn't true, so I am not offended by your hateful comments.
Butter TitsRetard, you're so stupid.
SonicWhy don't we just become friends? This is stupid.
Butter TitsI bet your girlfriend is stupid cow and the town slut; she really knows how to take it like a man.
Butter TitsYour girlfriend a stupid ho, and because of that, you're gay with that retarded fox.
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SonicEhhh... I'm just gonnna ignore what you said and ask you one more time. Let's end this hate and become friends.
Butter TitsYour girl is bitch and you're a retard.
SonicTails, let's get out of here.
TailsOkay.
NarratorAfterwards...
KnucklesI'm telling you man!
KnucklesHey Sonic, you're back. How's it going?
SonicI'm so mad, I'm gonna go have sex with my girlfriend so I won't be so mad.
ShadowOkay, I'm gonna take and random guess and say you guys failed with that peace crap.
TailsYou were right Shadow...
ShadowI fucking knew it.
KnucklesWhat are you guys talking about?
ShadowThey have been getting trolled...
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KnucklesOh Tails, you have nothing to worry about. Shadow is good at dealing with trolls. I've seen it.
TailsAlright, Shadow, can you help me deal with these haters?
ShadowOkay, listen closely.
ShadowI'm gonna show you how to deal with a troll, so you will know how to do it yourself.
ShadowYou guys will only watch me. You will not speak, that may make it harder. Do you understand that?
TailsYes, understood!
ShadowAlright, let's go. Tails, lead me to those bastards.
TailsGreat! You can teach them who's boss.
ShadowHahahahaha!
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Butter TitsHey, do you see that? It looks like a group of Pokémon coming at us.
Butter TitsOh shit! It's that retarded fox again, and be brought two of his gay friends.
ShadowHello dickhead, so you're the trolls I've heard about.
Butter TitsOh, how cute, it knows how to talk. You're a retarded faggot that has no talent, and you are really ugly, even for a Pokémon.
ShadowHey, it looks like you ate a little to much KFC, fat fuck!
Butter TitsWell, you're stupid, and you have no friends...
ShadowYou need to cut down on the McDonald's, fatass.
TailsHey, is this how you stop a troll?
KnucklesNo, he's just baiting them right now...
Dick TakerHey inbred donkey, you're so ugly, and your friends are ugly too!
ShadowFor an inbred donkey, I can sure fuck your mom hard!
Butter TitsShut up! You're a retarded noob that's stupid and ugly!
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ShadowOnly retarded and fat retarded people repeat the same insults.
Butter TitsYou're stupid! You don't know anything, you dumb faggot!
ShadowWhat do you got to say now? You stupid fucking troll.
Dick TakerUhhhh... I was just joking about what I said about you and your friends.
TailsShadow, what are you doing?
ShadowThey can't troll you if they're dead.
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TailsWait! There must be another way to deal with these trolls. I can't let you kill them.
ShadowThere isn't. Do you remember what happened when you guys tried peace? You can't talk to them; they're too oblivious.
Dick TakerAaaaaaaaah!!!
TailsBut...
KnucklesHe's right, Tails.
ShadowNow for the fat one.
Butter TitsI'm so sorry, I won't troll again, I promise.
ShadowTo late for that, fucker!
Butter TitsAaaaaaaaah!!!
ShadowFucker!
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KnucklesMan, it took along time burying that fat guy. It's really late.
TailsI'm going home... I'll see you guys later...
KnucklesBye! This was fun, we should do this more often.
ShadowBye!
KnucklesHey Shadow, you wanna get high?
ShadowOh, you know I do.
KnucklesHigh shovel!
ShadowHigh shovel!
NarratorMeanwhile
Troll King (Hidden)What's the problem?
Pori (Hidden)Sir, two more of our trolls have gone missing.
Troll King (Hidden)Find out who's doing this and take them out!
PoriYes sir!