Chapter 26: Anguish/Script
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"Damn.. I JUST WANT THIS TO BE OVER!!" |
Previous: chapter 25: Wicked Influence/Script
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The NarroratorLAST TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z
The NarroratorSilver and Tom are struggling against the evil Hellhound, Can anyone stop this strong new foe? Or is this the end for our heroes? Find out now on this episode of DRAGONBALL Z.
TomRob!!..
(Rob is lying on the ground, knock out)
Rob.....
Hell HoundFuck that kid, I'm going to kill him.
TomRob!! ROOOOOOOB!!
Hell HoundShut the fuck up.
TomHe's just a boy.
TomAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Hell HoundYes, He's just a little boy, But he's a strong boy.
Hell HoundHe has a power level higher than yours little bitch, you in danger.
Hell HoundMm! Mm.. If he learned to control his Dragonborn powers it would be very bad for us.
Hell HoundSo you see I have no choice but to murder him, because that's what we always resort to.
(The Hell Hound give Tom the middle finger)
Hell HoundGo fuck yourself.
Hell HoundYou bitch.
TomNooo!!! Wait! He's just a boy!!
(The Hell Hound walks towards Rob)
Hell HoundYou are the first to ever damage me like this my prey! You are a true warrior who is worthy of being a Dragonborn, And you will have a death that is also worthy of a Dragonborn.
Hell HoundNOW PREPARE TO DIE.
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Hell HoundShould I use my double sunday technique? It's my favorite.
Hell houndIt's an ice cream sundae on a sunday, So it creates a double sunday. Pretty clever isn't it? I know I'm hilarious. Too bad you're going to die, You'll never have a sundae again. This will be your last, You'll enjoy it very mush, So mush, You'll DIE! HAHAHA!
SilverDid he say ice cream?
Hell HoundPrepare to die!!
(Tom grabs the Hell Hound)
Hell HoundWhat?? Don't touch my tities!! They belong to my husband!
TomThey're mine now!
TomDo you feel it now?
Hell HoundI told you I was married! Now let go of me now! I was going to kill the boy!
TomNever
Hell HoundMan, You have a good grip, I cannot possibly escape.
TomThank you.
Hell HoundWhy you bitch! I should have killed you when I had the chance!
TomSilver! You must use your ultra super special move now!
(Silver smirks)
SilverTom, Sometimes you amaze even me. Now hold tight, I plan to kill both of you. Mwhahahahaha!!! DEATH!!
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SilverHold on Tom, I'm almost ready.
SilverSo you're going down with the hound, How very noble of you, Forgive me for not trying to stop you, But it's convenient for me!
SilverI'm almost there Tom! Hang in there.
TomSilver hurry up! I can't hold him longer.
Hell HoundDon't sacrifice yourself for those hedgehogs! You dumb fuck.
SilverPrepare yourself Tom.. It's time.
SilverAHHHH!
Hell HoundFUUUCCCKK!
(Silver shoots a beam of light towards the Hell Hound)
SilverSpecial telekinesis cannon!!
Hell HoundHoly shit!!!
Hell HoundHAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
(Tom and the Hell Hound dies)
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(Cut to a house)
Hogwart's emo daughterMom... you think father will come back..? Troll King is a big bummer.. I'm so emo.
Hogwart's emo stepsonI'm so emo too. If Daddy doesn't come back I'm gonna be suicidal.
Hogwart's youngest daughterDaddy not coming back??.. What about my education?
Hogwart's wifeHe's coming back!! Don't worry! We just have to have faith..
Hogwart's great grandfatherHe's been a bitch ever since his first wife died. He's gonna die out there. We're all gonna die soon, without his income we won't survive.
Hogwart's grandmotherShut up! That's a horrible thing to say! " Cough" "cough" that's your fucking grandson! And he's done so much for all of us! Have some respect! He's fighting for our city! He's a hero!
Hogwart's dogHogwart... I need you to fill my food bowl... and give me belly rubs..
Hogwart's wifeCome back, Hogwart.. we need you..
(Cut to the dead body of Hogwart, Pori walks over it)
PoriTheir trail just vanishes at this point. I'm not gonna be able to locate them when I have nothing to track..
PoriIt seems that all the Trolls I was with didn't survive..
PoriGood.
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The NarroratorHi everyone...My name is Narrorator guy.. Yes, that's my name..I guess I was born to be a Narrator, who knows, all I know is...
The NarroratorFUCK THAT NAME!! I'm not even the Narrator anymore!! This is bullshit!! Give me a real fucking name!!
(Narrator guy is walking out of a water park)
The NarroratorEven the water park wasn't able to make me feel better...
The NarroratorI don't do a lot these days..Mostly just being alone and feeling sorry for myself. Who knew something so small would destroy me so mush..
The NarroratorIt's just..It was my soul's purpose. My destiny.It was who I am.. I was really fucking good at it too..
The NarroratorBut...here I am..without it..replaced by some douchbag.. who doesn't get creative with the meanwhiles.. and is practically not there. Lazerbot probably got him because he's a CHEAP ASS MOTHERFUCKA!! HOW COULD YOU FIRE ME!
(Narrator guy is now on a side walk)
The NarroratorI'm sure it was because of my spelling and grammar..but.. that's so mean..and now..I just want the pain to go away..
Troll 1Hey you Noob! You're a loser that has a moron face.
(Three trolls appear)
Troll 1You beard looks like a donkey's ass hole. It looks stupid because you're stupid.
Narrorator guy...I like my beard though..
Troll 1Well you shouldn't. It looks shitty because you're shitty. Donkey ass.
Troll 2Hahaha. That's good. I like the part when you called him stupid.
Narrorator guyYou don't even know me...
Troll 1No one does. Because you're unimportant Your life sucks donkey ass. Straight from the hole!
Troll 2This Hobo. Needs to go go. Hahahaa I like the part when you said he was shitty.
Troll 3Wait. I know this guy... He's that crappy Narrator guy Lazerbot fired! He was so bad! I would've fired him sooner.
(Troll 1 give Narrator guy the bird and grabs his crotch)
The NarroratorWhy does everyone always have to beat me down.. I'm not even doing anything to you.. This is not fair..it's unjustified..
The NarroratorBut..maybe they're not wrong.
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Troll 3You're gonna cry? With your idiot moron stupid idiot dumb moron face.
Troll 2Yes. 100% because you look like a donkey's ass hole! Ugly. It looks ugly because you're ugly.
Narrorator guyWhat's with you in donkey ass holes? You have some problems man.
Troll 2At least we have a fucking job! Noob!!!
Troll 1Hahaha I like the part when you called him unimportant! Hahaha You mad!!!
Narrorator guyNot mad...
The Narrorator...Just sad.
(Narrator guy walks to the middle of the street and lets a truck run over him)
Troll 1What the fuck is he doing?
Troll 2Hey you gotta wait for the light you dumbass!
The NarroratorIN THE ARMS OF THE ANGEL
FLY AWAY FROM HERE
FROM THIS DARK COLD
HOTEL ROOM
AND THE ENDLESSNESS
THAT YOU FEAR
YOU ARE PULLED FROM THE
WRECKAGE
OF YOUR SILENT REVERIE
YOU'RE IN THE ARMS OF THE
ANGEL
MAY YOU FIND SOME COMFORT
HERE
The NarroratorI love this song ..
(The driver of the truck is looking a FNaF porn)
DriverDamn, she has nice Bobs. Very beautiful woman. Big thighs are good for the eyes. She would be good for having a baby. Milk truck just arrived, Hashtag MILF
(A yellow thing saves Narrator guy before he gets ran over)
The NarroratorWhat..?
The NarroratorHow did I get over here?..
Troll 1What the fuck was that? I thought that ugly donkey ass was gonna die for a second there. I wasn't sure if I wantedd to see that shit.
Troll 3That was some magician magic trick shit. Like, that dude flashed into some grass. Like woah.
(The yellow thing, of screen, throws a shuriken at Troll 3)
Troll 1HOLY DONKEY SHIT.
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Troll 2What the fuck!!! He's dead!! Ahhhhh!!
(Troll 2 runs into the middle of the road, a dude is reading a review on his phone)
PhoneThis movie was garbage. It was rushed, the main charactrers never got together, even with chemistry. they remained the same and they had no character development. It wasn't realisic. It was stupid and annoying, the pacing of it was really bad. They cut corners, they skipped shit and it was confusing. And it kept flashing back to memories that weren't relevant to the story. And I don't even know why they needed a talking dog. It was not funny, they had this tasteless Misplaced humor. They ruined the franchise. The original ones were much better. They didn't have to remake it! The old one was better they should've left it the fuck alone! The mom was fucking retared and jugemental! She was a bitch for no fucking reason! Then they wanted to flip her character and try to have her care after her being a horrible human being the whole time. She never apologized! And they just acted like nothing ever happeneed. She didn't even change her behavior. They just accepted her shit. Who in real life would do that? And don't get me started on that small fat kid. He was always trying to do those one liners and make things edgy. And he just made everyone uncomfortable. And I just wnted to punch his fucking face. Worst character I've ever seen! And that fucking worthless villain, they amped him up the entire film. And then killed him with only 2 minutes of battle. He was was such a bitch. His goons lasted longer! There was like a 30 minute fight scene with a random fucking guy at the bar. And then the actual main bad guy doesn't even do anything. He's just hyped and talked about constanly. And then he just dies. That's called shitty writing! That guy was useless! It was just a dragged out dramafest! The family just argued all the time. And I was so tired!! Just shut the fuck up! I don't care if you become popular at school!! School doesn't matter!! You die in the end!! And that pediphile teacher can suck my dick! You should've told your parents about him! You could've avoided a lot of shit!! Why did you think it was okay? Why the fuck did her friend not tell anyone when she found out!! Are you fucking stupid? He was manipulating her! She was needing you! What the fuck! And the dog didn't do anything either!! He was the bad comedic relief! I am done with this fucking movie. I wasted and hour and thirty minutes of my life I will never get back. I'm giving this 5 thumbs down. I don't recommened anyone ever watching this movie. It has to be the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life. I hated every single seconnd of that piece of shit film. It wass agonizing. I felt like screaming at those dumbass characters. Doing nothing worth watching! They just fucked around the whole time! Nothing made sense! The beginning was shit. The end was shit. Hashtag, Fuck that movie.
(Troll 2 get ran over)
Troll 1Holy shit they're fucking dead!!
Troll 1Who are you? Why the fuck did you do this!
Troll 1I'm talking to you!! Why did you kill them! They weren't doing anything wrong! You donkey ass face!!
(The yellow light is revealed to be Spongebob)
SpongebobWhere's Squidward, Troll?
Troll 1What?? You killed my friend over that? What the fuck!!
SpongebobAnswer my question or pay the ultimate price.
Troll 1...I don't know who that is!! this is not fair..it's unjustified..
SpongebobThen you're no use to me.
(Spongebob pulls out a katana and cuts Troll 1 in half)
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(Spongebob takes away his katana)
SpongebobDon't walk into traffic. It's not safe.
Narrorator guyWhat's your name? I have never seen you before.
SpongebobMy name is Spongebob Squarepants..
(Cut to a flashback to some weird ass place where Saralite is. A green portal opens and Spongebob comes out)
Spongebob..I've made it back..
SaraliteHello, welcome back.. Did you gain what you desire?
SpongebobYes, and many more.. How many years has it been?
SaraliteIt's been three years but I'm sure you are aware by now that time works differently in that world.
SpongebobIndeed..
SpongebobOne final question.
SpongebobMy best friend Patrick...Do I have the option to free his soul? Even though he was the cost for this new found strength?
SaraliteIf I receive something of equal value, only then would I accept any exchange.
SpongebobI understand..we shall meet again.
(Spongebob walks away)
SaraliteBe well, strange creature.