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<tabber> Chapter 1: Tails Gets Trolled =
...or more portly title, ''Tails Gets Trolled, but with fix grammar, syntax, etc''.
==Chapter 1: Tails Gets Trolled==
===Page 1===
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Lolololol.}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits (Hidden)|Hehehe... Look at that noob. What a talentless looking fox.}}
It should also be mentioned that a lot of creative liberties will be taken in these scripts.
 
Feel free to help. Just ask on the [[User talk:CupcakePelle/TGT fixed grammer|talk page]] for permission.
 
=Chapter 1: Tails Gets Trolled=
==Page 1==
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Lololololol.}}
 
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits (hidden)|Hahaha, look at that noob... What a talentless looking fox...}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|What's that noise?}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|What's that noise?}}


{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker (Hidden)|Hahaha...}}
{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker (hidden)|Hahaha...}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|Who there?}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Who's there?}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|You're gay and retarded. You look so stupid. You're a noob, you're such a retard that has no friends, and you're ugly. You should fix that ugly face of yours, retard.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|You're gay and a retard. You look so stupid. You're a noob and you're such a retard that has no firends, and you're ugly. You should fix that ugly face of yours, retard.}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|You mad? You mad? You look mad. you stupid bitch.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|You mad? You mad? You look mad, you stupid bitch.}}


{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|Yeah, she's mad.}}
{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|Yes, she's mad.}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|You have no talent. You big retarded ho.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|You have no talent, you big retarded ho.}}


===Page 2===
==Page 2==
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Hmmm...}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Grrr...}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|What's he crying about now?}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|What's he crying about now?}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|He has been getting trolled. You know how it is. Their calling Tails gay and shit. He can't take it!}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|He's been getting trolled. You know how it is; they're calling Tails gay and shit. He can’t take it!}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|The way to stop a troll is to become his friend; as his friend, you can show him the right path.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|The way to stop a troll is to become their friend, Tails. As his friend, you can show him the right path.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|That's bullshit. Don't listen to him. That won't work.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|That's bullshit. Don't listen to him, Tails. That won't work.}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|How would you deal with a troll, Shadow?}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|How would you deal with a troll then, Shadow?}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|I'll show you.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|I'll show you...}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Fuck you trolls!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Fuck you, trolls!}}


===Page 3===
==Page 3==
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Shadow, there is no need for any bloodshed. This problem can be solved without any villains.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Shadow, there is no need for any bloodshed; this problem can be solved without any villains.}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|Okay...}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Okay...}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Sonic, sometimes there is best to do what's needed, if it were up to me, Eggman would be dead and we would never have to worry.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Sonic, sometimes there is a need to do what's needed. If it were up to me, Eggman would be dead, and we would never have to worry again.}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|These people that trolled Tails are just misunderstoo-<br>d kids...}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|The people who trolled Tails are just misunderstood kids.}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Tails, come, I will talk to these kids and stop thsi hate with kindness.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Tails, come with me. I'll talk to these kids and stop this hate with kindness.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|That's not gonna work Sonic. Tails, trust me when I say this. I know what I'm talking about.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|That's not gonna work, Sonic. Tails, trust me when I say this: I know what I'm talking about.}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|Maybe Sonic is right...}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Maybe Sonic's right...}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Go ahead, leave, you will find out the hard way.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Fine, go ahead, leave. You'll find out the hard way.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Dumbasses will learn...}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|You dumbasses will learn.}}


===Page 4===
==Page 4==
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|...And you're a little faggot that has no friends-}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|...and you're a little faggot that has no friends...}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|-You retarded mushroom!}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|...you retarded mushroom!}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Hey, what you guys said to my friend was really hatefull and I would like it if you said sorry.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Hey, what you guys said to my friend was really hateful. I would like it if you said sorry.}}


{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|Hey man, looks like that dumbass fox brought his gay friend to talk to us.}}
{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|Hey man, it looks like that dumbass fox brought his gay friend to talk to us.}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|I'm not gay. I have a girlfriend, and I would like it if this conflict ended in peace.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|I'm not gay; I have a girlfriend, and I would like this conflict to end in peace.}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Oh look, the talentless blue Pokémon wants to end in peace. You're a retarded faggot that has no friends and you're so ugly, noob, trolololol!}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Oh, it looks like the blue Pokémon wants to end in peace. You're a retarded faggot that has no friends, and you're so ugly, noob trolololol.}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|You musn't know who I am. I have alot of talent and I have alot of friends; one of them is right beside me. And for what you're saying isn't true; so I am not offended by your hateful comments.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|You do not have to know who I am, but I have a lot of talent, and I have a lot of friends; one of them is right beside me. And what you're saying isn't true, so I'm not offended by your hateful comments.}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Retard, you're so stupid.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Retard, you're so stupid.}}
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{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Why don't we just become friends? This is stupid.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Why don't we just become friends? This is stupid.}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|I bet your girlfriend is stupid cow and the town lut, she really knows how to take ir like a man.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|I bet your girlfriend is a stupid cow and the town slut; she really knows how to take it like a man.}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Your girlfriend a stupid ho, and because of that, you're gay with that retarded fox.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Your girlfriend is a stupid ho, and because of that, you're gay with that retarded fox.}}


===Page 5===
==Page 5==
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Ehhh... I'm just gonnna ignore what you said and ask you one more time. Let's end this hate and become friends.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Ehhh... I'm just gonna ignore what you just said and ask you one last time: Let's end this hate and become friends.}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Your girl is bitch and you're retarded.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Your girl is a bitch, and you're a retard.}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Tails, let's get out of here.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Tails, let's get out of here.}}
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{{Script|Tails|Tails|Okay.}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Okay.}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator|Afterwards}}
{{Script|Narrorator|The Narrator|Afterwards...}}


{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|I'm telling you man!}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|I'm telling you, man.}}


{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Hey Sonic, you're back. How's it going?}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Hey Sonic, you're back. How's it going?}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|I'm so mad, I'm gonna go have sex with my girlfriend so I won't be so mad.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|I'm so mad that I'm gonna have sex with my girlfriend, so I won't be so mad anymore.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Okay, I'm gonna take and random guess and say you guys failed with that peace shit.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Okay, I'm gonna take a random guess and say that you guys failed with that peace shit.}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|You're right Shadow...}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|You were right, Shadow.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|I fucking knew it.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|I fucking knew it!}}


{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|What are you guys talking about?}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|What are you guys talking about?}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|They have been getting trolled...}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|They've been getting trolled...}}


===Page 6===
==Page 6==
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Oh Tails, you have nothing to worry about. Shadow is good at dealing with trolls. I know, I've seen it.}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Oh, Tails, you have nothing to worry about. Shadow is good at dealing with trolls. I know; I've seen it.}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|Alright Shadow, can you help me deal with these haters?}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Alright, Shadow, can you help me deal with these haters?}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Okay, listen closely.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Okay, listen closely.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|I'm gonna show you how to deal with a troll so you will know how to do it yourself.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|I'm gonna show you how to defeat a troll, so you will know how to do it yourself.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|You guys will only watch me. You will not speak, that may make it harder. Do you understand that?}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|You guys will only watch me. You will not say anything; that may make it harder. Do you understand that?}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|Yes, understood!}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Yes, understood!}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Alright, let's go. Tails, lead me to these bastards.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Alright, let's go. Tails, lead me to those bastards.}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|Great! You can now teach them who's boss.}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Great, now you can teach them who's boss.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Hahahahaha!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Hahahahaha!}}


===Page 7===
==Page 7==
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Hey, do you see that? It looks like a group pf Pokémon coming at us.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Hey! Do you see that? It looks like a group of Pokémon, and they're coming right at us.}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Oh shit! It's that retarded fox again, and be brought two of his gay friends.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Oh shit, it's that retarded fox again, and he brought two of his gay friends.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Hello dickhead, so you're the trolls I've heard about.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Hello, dickheads, so you're the trolls I've heard about.}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Oh, how cute, it knows how to talk. You're a retardes faggot that has no talent, and you are really ugly, even for a Pokémon.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Aw, how cute! It knows how to talk. You're a retarded faggot that has no talent, and you're ugly even for a Pokémon.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Hey, iy looks like you ate a little to much KFC, fat fuck!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Hey, it looks like you ate a little too much KFC, fat fuck!}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Well, you're stupid, and you have no friends...}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Yeah, well, you're stupid, and you have no friends.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|You need to cut down on the McDonald's fatass.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|You need to cut down on the McDonald's, fatass!}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|Hey, is this how you stop a troll?}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Hey, is this how you stop a troll?}}


{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|No, he's just baiting them right now...}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|No, he's just baiting them right now.}}


{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|Hey inbreded donkey, your so ugly, and your friends are ugly too.}}
{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|Hey, inbred donkey! You're so ugly, and your friends are also ugly!}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|For an inbreded donkey I can sure fuck your mom hard.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|For an inbred donkey yourself, I can sure fuck your mom hard!}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Shut up! You're a retarded noob that's stupid and ugly!}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Shut up! You're a retarded noob; that is stupid and ugly!}}


===Page 8===
==Page 8==
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Only retarded and fat retarded people repeat the same insults.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Only retarded people and fat retarded people repeat the same insults...}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|You're stupid! You don't know anything, you dumb faggot!}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|You're stupid! You don't know anything, you dumb faggot!}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|What do you got to say now? You stupid fucking troll.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|What do have to say now, you stupid fucking troll?}}


{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|Ugh... I was just joking about what I said about you and your friends.}}
{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|Ummm... I was just joking about what I said to you and your friends.}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|Shadow, what are you doing?}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Shadow, what are you doing?}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|They can't troll you, if they're dead.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|They can't troll you if they're dead...}}


===Page 9===
==Page 9==
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Wait! There msut be another way to deal with these trolls. I just can't let you kill them.}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Wait! There must be another way to deal with trolls! I just can't let you kill them.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|There isn't. Do you remember what happened when you guys tried peace? You can't talk to them; they're too oblivious.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|There isn't. Do you remember what happened when you and Sonic tried peace? You can't talk to them; they're oblivious.}}


{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|Aaaaaaaaah!!!}}
{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|Aaahh!!}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|But...}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|But-}}


{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|He's right Tails.}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|He's right, Tails.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Now for the fat one.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Now for the other one...}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|I'm so sorry, I won't troll again, I promise.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|I'm sorry! I won't troll again, I promise!}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|To late for that, fucker!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Too late for that, fucker!}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Aaaaaaaaah!!!}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Aaaaahhh!}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Fucker!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Fucker!}}


===Page 10===
==Page 10==
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Man, it took along time burring that fat guy. It's really late.}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Man, it took a long time to bury that fat guy. It's really late.}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|I'm going home... I'll soo you guys later...}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Yeah, remind me from time to time not to kill such a fat person.}}


{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Bye! This was fun, we should do this more often.}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|I'm going home now. I'll see you guys later...}}
 
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Bye! This was fun; we should do this more often.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Bye!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Bye!}}


{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Hey Shadow, you wanna get high?}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Hey Shadow! You wanna get high?}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Oh, you know I do.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Oh, you know I do.}}
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{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|High shovel!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|High shovel!}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator|Meanwhile}}
{{Script|TK|Troll King (hidden)|What's the problem?}}
 
{{Script|Pori|Pori (hidden)|Sir, two more of out trolls have gone missing.}}
 
{{Script|TK|Troll King (hidden)|Find out who's doing this and take them out!}}
 
{{Script|Pori|Pori|Yes, Sir!}}
 
==Page 11==
{{Script|Tails|Tails|...Zzz...Zzz...Zzz...}}
 
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Tails, wake up!}}
 
{{Script|Tails|Tails|...what...?}}
 
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|You, Knuckles, and Shadow went and beat up those trolls, didn't you?}}
 
{{Script|Tails|Tails|No!}}
 
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Oh!}}
 
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Shadow killed them...}}
 
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|What!?}}
 
{{Script|Tails|Tails|You don't understand, Sonic. He pulled a knife on them.}}
 
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Well, if Shadow kileled them in self-defense, I guess it's fine.}}
 
{{Script|Tails|Tails|No. Shadow pulled a knife out and stabbed them to death; there was a lot of blood.}}
 
==Page 12==
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|I'll be right back; I'm gonna go talk to Shadow.}}
 
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Okay, I'm gonna go back to sleep now, good night...}}
 
{{Script|Narrorator|The Narrator|Back to Knuckles...}}
 
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckless|...Zzz...Zzz...Zzz...}}
 
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckless|Man, what happened? I don't remember anything after Shadow killed those trolls...}}
 
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckless|...wuh? Yes!}}
 
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckless|What the fuck?!}}
 
{{Script|Donkey Kong|Donkey Kong|...Mmm... Banana...}}


{{Script|TK|Troll King (Hidden)|What's the problem?}}
{{Script|Narrorator|The Narrator|Back to Shadow...}}


{{Script|Pori|Pori (Hidden)|Sir, two more of our trolls have gone missing.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Sonic, go away; I'm trying to sleep... I'll hear your bitching later...}}


{{Script|TK|Troll King (Hidden)|Find out who's doing this and take them out!}}
{{Script|Pori|Pori|I'm not this Sonic person you speak of.}}


{{Script|Pori|Pori|Yes sir!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Who are you!?}}
|-|
Chapter 2: The Trolls Attack = N/A
|-|
Chapter 3: The Truth = N/A
|-|
Chapter 4: Deceit = N/A
|-|
Chapter 5: Tails Kidnapped = N/A
|-|
Chapter 6: Silver's Mission = N/A
|-|
Chapter 7: Mario vs. Troll King = N/A
|-|
Chapter 8: The Neutrals = N/A
|-|
Chapter 9: Fudd's Choice = N/A
|-|
Chapter 10: Silver's Plan and Tails' Training = N/A
|-|
Chapter 11: Wild Tempers = N/A
|-|
Chapter 12: Taking Action - Part 1 = N/A
|-|
Chapter 13: Taking Action - Part 2 = N/A
|-|
Chapter 14: Puppet Battle = N/A
|-|
Chapter 15: The Guardians - Part 1 = N/A
|-|
Chapter 16: The Guardians - Part 2 = N/A
|-|
Chapter 17: Psychological Assessment = N/A
|-|
Chapter 18: The Eye of the Storm = N/A
|-|
Chapter 19: The Storm - Part 1 = N/A
|-|
Chapter 20: The Storm - Part 2 = N/A
|-|
Chapter 21: The Conclusion - Part 1 = N/A
|-|
Chapter 22: The Conclusion - Part 2 = N/A
|-|
Chapter 23: The Conclusion - Part 3 = N/A
</tabber>

Latest revision as of 21:49, 28 February 2024

...or more portly title, Tails Gets Trolled, but with fix grammar, syntax, etc.

It should also be mentioned that a lot of creative liberties will be taken in these scripts.

Feel free to help. Just ask on the talk page for permission.

Chapter 1: Tails Gets Trolled

Page 1

TailsLololololol.

Butter Tits (hidden)Hahaha, look at that noob... What a talentless looking fox...

TailsWhat's that noise?

Dick Taker (hidden)Hahaha...

TailsWho's there?

Butter TitsYou're gay and a retard. You look so stupid. You're a noob and you're such a retard that has no firends, and you're ugly. You should fix that ugly face of yours, retard.

Butter TitsYou mad? You mad? You look mad, you stupid bitch.

Dick TakerYes, she's mad.

Butter TitsYou have no talent, you big retarded ho.

Page 2

ShadowGrrr...

ShadowWhat's he crying about now?

SonicHe's been getting trolled. You know how it is; they're calling Tails gay and shit. He can’t take it!

SonicThe way to stop a troll is to become their friend, Tails. As his friend, you can show him the right path.

ShadowThat's bullshit. Don't listen to him, Tails. That won't work.

SonicHow would you deal with a troll then, Shadow?

ShadowI'll show you...

ShadowFuck you, trolls!

Page 3

SonicShadow, there is no need for any bloodshed; this problem can be solved without any villains.

TailsOkay...

ShadowSonic, sometimes there is a need to do what's needed. If it were up to me, Eggman would be dead, and we would never have to worry again.

SonicThe people who trolled Tails are just misunderstood kids.

SonicTails, come with me. I'll talk to these kids and stop this hate with kindness.

ShadowThat's not gonna work, Sonic. Tails, trust me when I say this: I know what I'm talking about.

TailsMaybe Sonic's right...

ShadowFine, go ahead, leave. You'll find out the hard way.

ShadowYou dumbasses will learn.

Page 4

Butter Tits...and you're a little faggot that has no friends...

Butter Tits...you retarded mushroom!

SonicHey, what you guys said to my friend was really hateful. I would like it if you said sorry.

Dick TakerHey man, it looks like that dumbass fox brought his gay friend to talk to us.

SonicI'm not gay; I have a girlfriend, and I would like this conflict to end in peace.

Butter TitsOh, it looks like the blue Pokémon wants to end in peace. You're a retarded faggot that has no friends, and you're so ugly, noob trolololol.

SonicYou do not have to know who I am, but I have a lot of talent, and I have a lot of friends; one of them is right beside me. And what you're saying isn't true, so I'm not offended by your hateful comments.

Butter TitsRetard, you're so stupid.

SonicWhy don't we just become friends? This is stupid.

Butter TitsI bet your girlfriend is a stupid cow and the town slut; she really knows how to take it like a man.

Butter TitsYour girlfriend is a stupid ho, and because of that, you're gay with that retarded fox.

Page 5

SonicEhhh... I'm just gonna ignore what you just said and ask you one last time: Let's end this hate and become friends.

Butter TitsYour girl is a bitch, and you're a retard.

SonicTails, let's get out of here.

TailsOkay.

The NarratorAfterwards...

KnucklesI'm telling you, man.

KnucklesHey Sonic, you're back. How's it going?

SonicI'm so mad that I'm gonna have sex with my girlfriend, so I won't be so mad anymore.

ShadowOkay, I'm gonna take a random guess and say that you guys failed with that peace shit.

TailsYou were right, Shadow.

ShadowI fucking knew it!

KnucklesWhat are you guys talking about?

ShadowThey've been getting trolled...

Page 6

KnucklesOh, Tails, you have nothing to worry about. Shadow is good at dealing with trolls. I know; I've seen it.

TailsAlright, Shadow, can you help me deal with these haters?

ShadowOkay, listen closely.

ShadowI'm gonna show you how to defeat a troll, so you will know how to do it yourself.

ShadowYou guys will only watch me. You will not say anything; that may make it harder. Do you understand that?

TailsYes, understood!

ShadowAlright, let's go. Tails, lead me to those bastards.

TailsGreat, now you can teach them who's boss.

ShadowHahahahaha!

Page 7

Butter TitsHey! Do you see that? It looks like a group of Pokémon, and they're coming right at us.

Butter TitsOh shit, it's that retarded fox again, and he brought two of his gay friends.

ShadowHello, dickheads, so you're the trolls I've heard about.

Butter TitsAw, how cute! It knows how to talk. You're a retarded faggot that has no talent, and you're ugly even for a Pokémon.

ShadowHey, it looks like you ate a little too much KFC, fat fuck!

Butter TitsYeah, well, you're stupid, and you have no friends.

ShadowYou need to cut down on the McDonald's, fatass!

TailsHey, is this how you stop a troll?

KnucklesNo, he's just baiting them right now.

Dick TakerHey, inbred donkey! You're so ugly, and your friends are also ugly!

ShadowFor an inbred donkey yourself, I can sure fuck your mom hard!

Butter TitsShut up! You're a retarded noob; that is stupid and ugly!

Page 8

ShadowOnly retarded people and fat retarded people repeat the same insults...

Butter TitsYou're stupid! You don't know anything, you dumb faggot!

ShadowWhat do have to say now, you stupid fucking troll?

Dick TakerUmmm... I was just joking about what I said to you and your friends.

TailsShadow, what are you doing?

ShadowThey can't troll you if they're dead...

Page 9

TailsWait! There must be another way to deal with trolls! I just can't let you kill them.

ShadowThere isn't. Do you remember what happened when you and Sonic tried peace? You can't talk to them; they're oblivious.

Dick TakerAaahh!!

TailsBut-

KnucklesHe's right, Tails.

ShadowNow for the other one...

Butter TitsI'm sorry! I won't troll again, I promise!

ShadowToo late for that, fucker!

Butter TitsAaaaahhh!

ShadowFucker!

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KnucklesMan, it took a long time to bury that fat guy. It's really late.

ShadowYeah, remind me from time to time not to kill such a fat person.

TailsI'm going home now. I'll see you guys later...

KnucklesBye! This was fun; we should do this more often.

ShadowBye!

KnucklesHey Shadow! You wanna get high?

ShadowOh, you know I do.

KnucklesHigh shovel!

ShadowHigh shovel!

Troll King (hidden)What's the problem?

Pori (hidden)Sir, two more of out trolls have gone missing.

Troll King (hidden)Find out who's doing this and take them out!

PoriYes, Sir!

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Tails...Zzz...Zzz...Zzz...

SonicTails, wake up!

Tails...what...?

SonicYou, Knuckles, and Shadow went and beat up those trolls, didn't you?

TailsNo!

SonicOh!

TailsShadow killed them...

SonicWhat!?

TailsYou don't understand, Sonic. He pulled a knife on them.

SonicWell, if Shadow kileled them in self-defense, I guess it's fine.

TailsNo. Shadow pulled a knife out and stabbed them to death; there was a lot of blood.

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SonicI'll be right back; I'm gonna go talk to Shadow.

TailsOkay, I'm gonna go back to sleep now, good night...

The NarratorBack to Knuckles...

Knuckless...Zzz...Zzz...Zzz...

KnucklessMan, what happened? I don't remember anything after Shadow killed those trolls...

Knuckless...wuh? Yes!

KnucklessWhat the fuck?!

Donkey Kong...Mmm... Banana...

The NarratorBack to Shadow...

ShadowSonic, go away; I'm trying to sleep... I'll hear your bitching later...

PoriI'm not this Sonic person you speak of.

ShadowWho are you!?

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