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...or more portly title, ''Tails Gets Trolled, but with fix grammar, syntax, etc''.
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<tabber> Chapter 1 =
=Chapter 1: Tails Gets Trolled=
==Chapter 1: Tails Gets Trolled==
==Page 1==
===Page 1===
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Lololololol.}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Lolololol.}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits (Hidden)|Hahaha... Look at that noob. What a talentless looking fox.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits (hidden)|Hahaha, look at that noob... What a talentless looking fox...}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|What's that noise?}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|What's that noise?}}


{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker (Hidden)|Hahaha...}}
{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker (hidden)|Hahaha...}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|Who's there?}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Who's there?}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|You're gay and a retard. You look so stupid. You're a noob, and you're such a retard that has no friends, and you're ugly. You should fix that ugly face of yours, retard.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|You're gay and a retard. You look so stupid. You're a noob and you're such a retard that has no firends, and you're ugly. You should fix that ugly face of yours, retard.}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|You mad? You mad? You look mad. You stupid bitch.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|You mad? You mad? You look mad, you stupid bitch.}}


{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|Yes, she's mad.}}
{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|Yes, she's mad.}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|You have no talent. You big retarded ho.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|You have no talent, you big retarded ho.}}


===Page 2===
==Page 2==
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Hmmm...}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Grrr...}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|What's he crying about now?}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|What's he crying about now?}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|He has been getting trolled. You know how it is. They're calling Tails gay and shit. He can't take it!}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|He's been getting trolled. You know how it is; they're calling Tails gay and shit. He can’t take it!}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|The way to stop a troll is to become his friend; as his friend, you can show him the right path.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|The way to stop a troll is to become their friend, Tails. As his friend, you can show him the right path.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|That is bullshit. Don't listen to him. That won't work.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|That's bullshit. Don't listen to him, Tails. That won't work.}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|How would you deal with a troll, Shadow?}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|How would you deal with a troll then, Shadow?}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|I'll show you.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|I'll show you...}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Fuck you, trolls!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Fuck you, trolls!}}


===Page 3===
==Page 3==
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Shadow, there is no need for any bloodshed. This problem can be solved without any villains.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Shadow, there is no need for any bloodshed; this problem can be solved without any villains.}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|Okay...}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Okay...}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Sonic, sometimes there is best to do what's needed. If it were up to me, Eggman would be dead, and we would never have to worry.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Sonic, sometimes there is a need to do what's needed. If it were up to me, Eggman would be dead, and we would never have to worry again.}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Those people that trolled Tails are just misunderstood kids...}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|The people who trolled Tails are just misunderstood kids.}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Tails, come. I will talk to these kids and stop this hate with kindness.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Tails, come with me. I'll talk to these kids and stop this hate with kindness.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|That's not gonna work Sonic. Tails, trust me when I say this. I know what I'm talking about.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|That's not gonna work, Sonic. Tails, trust me when I say this: I know what I'm talking about.}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|Maybe Sonic is right...}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Maybe Sonic's right...}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Go ahead, leave, you will find out the hard way.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Fine, go ahead, leave. You'll find out the hard way.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Dumbasses will learn...}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|You dumbasses will learn.}}


===Page 4===
==Page 4==
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|...And you're a little faggot that has no friends-}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|...and you're a little faggot that has no friends...}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|-You retarded mushroom!}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|...you retarded mushroom!}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Hey, what you guys said to my friend was really hateful and I would like it if you said sorry.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Hey, what you guys said to my friend was really hateful. I would like it if you said sorry.}}


{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|Hey man, look. That dumbass fox brought his gay friend to talk to us.}}
{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|Hey man, it looks like that dumbass fox brought his gay friend to talk to us.}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|I'm not gay. I have a girlfriend, and I would like it if this conflict ended in peace.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|I'm not gay; I have a girlfriend, and I would like this conflict to end in peace.}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Oh look, the talentless blue Pokémon wants to end this in peace. You're a retarded faggot that has no friends and you're so ugly, noob, trolololol!}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Oh, it looks like the blue Pokémon wants to end in peace. You're a retarded faggot that has no friends, and you're so ugly, noob trolololol.}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|You must not know who I am. I have a lot of talent and I have lots of friends; one of them is right beside me. And what you're saying isn't true, so I am not offended by your hateful comments.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|You do not have to know who I am, but I have a lot of talent, and I have a lot of friends; one of them is right beside me. And what you're saying isn't true, so I'm not offended by your hateful comments.}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Retard, you're so stupid.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Retard, you're so stupid.}}
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{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Why don't we just become friends? This is stupid.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Why don't we just become friends? This is stupid.}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|I bet your girlfriend is stupid cow and the town slut; she really knows how to take it like a man.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|I bet your girlfriend is a stupid cow and the town slut; she really knows how to take it like a man.}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Your girlfriend a stupid ho, and because of that, you're gay with that retarded fox.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Your girlfriend is a stupid ho, and because of that, you're gay with that retarded fox.}}


===Page 5===
==Page 5==
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Ehhh... I'm just gonnna ignore what you said and ask you one more time. Let's end this hate and become friends.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Ehhh... I'm just gonna ignore what you just said and ask you one last time: Let's end this hate and become friends.}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Your girl is bitch and you're a retard.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Your girl is a bitch, and you're a retard.}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Tails, let's get out of here.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Tails, let's get out of here.}}
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{{Script|Tails|Tails|Okay.}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Okay.}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator|Afterwards...}}
{{Script|Narrorator|The Narrator|Afterwards...}}


{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|I'm telling you man!}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|I'm telling you, man.}}


{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Hey Sonic, you're back. How's it going?}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Hey Sonic, you're back. How's it going?}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|I'm so mad, I'm gonna go have sex with my girlfriend so I won't be so mad.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|I'm so mad that I'm gonna have sex with my girlfriend, so I won't be so mad anymore.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Okay, I'm gonna take and random guess and say you guys failed with that peace crap.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Okay, I'm gonna take a random guess and say that you guys failed with that peace shit.}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|You were right Shadow...}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|You were right, Shadow.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|I fucking knew it.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|I fucking knew it!}}


{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|What are you guys talking about?}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|What are you guys talking about?}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|They have been getting trolled...}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|They've been getting trolled...}}


===Page 6===
==Page 6==
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Oh Tails, you have nothing to worry about. Shadow is good at dealing with trolls. I've seen it.}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Oh, Tails, you have nothing to worry about. Shadow is good at dealing with trolls. I know; I've seen it.}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|Alright, Shadow, can you help me deal with these haters?}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Alright, Shadow, can you help me deal with these haters?}}
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{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Okay, listen closely.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Okay, listen closely.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|I'm gonna show you how to deal with a troll, so you will know how to do it yourself.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|I'm gonna show you how to defeat a troll, so you will know how to do it yourself.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|You guys will only watch me. You will not speak, that may make it harder. Do you understand that?}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|You guys will only watch me. You will not say anything; that may make it harder. Do you understand that?}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|Yes, understood!}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Yes, understood!}}
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{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Alright, let's go. Tails, lead me to those bastards.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Alright, let's go. Tails, lead me to those bastards.}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|Great! You can teach them who's boss.}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Great, now you can teach them who's boss.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Hahahahaha!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Hahahahaha!}}


===Page 7===
==Page 7==
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Hey, do you see that? It looks like a group of Pokémon coming at us.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Hey! Do you see that? It looks like a group of Pokémon, and they're coming right at us.}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Oh shit! It's that retarded fox again, and be brought two of his gay friends.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Oh shit, it's that retarded fox again, and he brought two of his gay friends.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Hello dickhead, so you're the trolls I've heard about.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Hello, dickheads, so you're the trolls I've heard about.}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Oh, how cute, it knows how to talk. You're a retarded faggot that has no talent, and you are really ugly, even for a Pokémon.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Aw, how cute! It knows how to talk. You're a retarded faggot that has no talent, and you're ugly even for a Pokémon.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Hey, it looks like you ate a little to much KFC, fat fuck!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Hey, it looks like you ate a little too much KFC, fat fuck!}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Well, you're stupid, and you have no friends...}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Yeah, well, you're stupid, and you have no friends.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|You need to cut down on the McDonald's, fatass.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|You need to cut down on the McDonald's, fatass!}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|Hey, is this how you stop a troll?}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Hey, is this how you stop a troll?}}


{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|No, he's just baiting them right now...}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|No, he's just baiting them right now.}}


{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|Hey inbred donkey, you're so ugly, and your friends are ugly too!}}
{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|Hey, inbred donkey! You're so ugly, and your friends are also ugly!}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|For an inbred donkey, I can sure fuck your mom hard!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|For an inbred donkey yourself, I can sure fuck your mom hard!}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Shut up! You're a retarded noob that's stupid and ugly!}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Shut up! You're a retarded noob; that is stupid and ugly!}}


===Page 8===
==Page 8==
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Only retarded and fat retarded people repeat the same insults.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Only retarded people and fat retarded people repeat the same insults...}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|You're stupid! You don't know anything, you dumb faggot!}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|You're stupid! You don't know anything, you dumb faggot!}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|What do you got to say now? You stupid fucking troll.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|What do have to say now, you stupid fucking troll?}}


{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|Uhhhh... I was just joking about what I said about you and your friends.}}
{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|Ummm... I was just joking about what I said to you and your friends.}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|Shadow, what are you doing?}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Shadow, what are you doing?}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|They can't troll you if they're dead.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|They can't troll you if they're dead...}}


===Page 9===
==Page 9==
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Wait! There must be another way to deal with these trolls. I can't let you kill them.}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Wait! There must be another way to deal with trolls! I just can't let you kill them.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|There isn't. Do you remember what happened when you guys tried peace? You can't talk to them; they're too oblivious.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|There isn't. Do you remember what happened when you and Sonic tried peace? You can't talk to them; they're oblivious.}}


{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|Aaaaaaaaah!!!}}
{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|Aaahh!!}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|But...}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|But-}}


{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|He's right, Tails.}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|He's right, Tails.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Now for the fat one.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Now for the other one...}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|I'm so sorry, I won't troll again, I promise.}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|I'm sorry! I won't troll again, I promise!}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|To late for that, fucker!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Too late for that, fucker!}}


{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Aaaaaaaaah!!!}}
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|Aaaaahhh!}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Fucker!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Fucker!}}


===Page 10===
==Page 10==
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Man, it took along time burying that fat guy. It's really late.}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Man, it took a long time to bury that fat guy. It's really late.}}
 
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Yeah, remind me from time to time not to kill such a fat person.}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|I'm going home... I'll see you guys later...}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|I'm going home now. I'll see you guys later...}}


{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Bye! This was fun, we should do this more often.}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Bye! This was fun; we should do this more often.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Bye!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Bye!}}


{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Hey Shadow, you wanna get high?}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Hey Shadow! You wanna get high?}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Oh, you know I do.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Oh, you know I do.}}
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{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|High shovel!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|High shovel!}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator|Meanwhile...}}
{{Script|TK|Troll King (hidden)|What's the problem?}}
 
{{Script|TK|Troll King (Hidden)|What's the problem?}}


{{Script|Pori|Pori (Hidden)|Sir, two more of our trolls have gone missing.}}
{{Script|Pori|Pori (hidden)|Sir, two more of out trolls have gone missing.}}


{{Script|TK|Troll King (Hidden)|Find out who's doing this and take them out!}}
{{Script|TK|Troll King (hidden)|Find out who's doing this and take them out!}}


{{Script|Pori|Pori|Yes sir!}}
{{Script|Pori|Pori|Yes, Sir!}}


===Page 11===
==Page 11==
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Zzz... Zzz... Zzz...}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|...Zzz...Zzz...Zzz...}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Tails, wake up!}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Tails, wake up!}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|What...?}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|...what...?}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|You, Knuckles and Shadow went and beat up those trolls, didn't you?}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|You, Knuckles, and Shadow went and beat up those trolls, didn't you?}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|No!}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|No!}}
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{{Script|Tails|Tails|Shadow killed them...}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Shadow killed them...}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|What!!!}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|What!?}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|You don't understand, he pulled a knife on them!}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|You don't understand, Sonic. He pulled a knife on them.}}


{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Well, if Shadow killed them in self defense, I guess it's fine.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Well, if Shadow kileled them in self-defense, I guess it's fine.}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|No, Shadow pulled out the knife and stabbed them to death! There was a lot of blood...}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|No. Shadow pulled a knife out and stabbed them to death; there was a lot of blood.}}


===Page 12===
==Page 12==
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|I'll be right back, Tails. I'm gonna talk to Shadow.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|I'll be right back; I'm gonna go talk to Shadow.}}


{{Script|Tails|Tails|Okay. I'm gonna go back to sleep now. Good night...}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Okay, I'm gonna go back to sleep now, good night...}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator|Back to Knuckles...}}
{{Script|Narrorator|The Narrator|Back to Knuckles...}}


{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Man, what happened...? I don't remember anything after Shadow killed those trolls...}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckless|...Zzz...Zzz...Zzz...}}


{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Yes!}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckless|Man, what happened? I don't remember anything after Shadow killed those trolls...}}


{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|What the fuck!?}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckless|...wuh? Yes!}}


{{Script|Donkey Kong|Donkey Kong|Banana...}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckless|What the fuck?!}}


{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator|Back to Shadow...}}
{{Script|Donkey Kong|Donkey Kong|...Mmm... Banana...}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Go away, Sonic! I’m trying to sleep. I’ll hear your bitching later...}}
{{Script|Narrorator|The Narrator|Back to Shadow...}}


{{Script|Pori|Pori|I’m not this Sonic person you speak of.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Sonic, go away; I'm trying to sleep... I'll hear your bitching later...}}
 
{{Script|Pori|Pori|I'm not this Sonic person you speak of.}}


{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Who are you!?}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Who are you!?}}
===Page 13===
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Now, I'll ask you again; who are you?}}
{{Script|Pori|Pori|I know you killed those trolls.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|What are you talking about? I don't know what you’re talking about.}}
{{Script|Pori|Pori|I asked around, and someone saw you last night. They told me they saw you high as shit with a shovel. So, that pretty much tells me you killed them.}}
{{Script|Pori|Pori|Before you shoot, I'll tell you this, Shadow. They are on your tail; it’s only a matter of time before they get you.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|They don't scare me!}}
{{Script|Mario|Mario (Offscreen)|Hey!!!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Who said that!?}}
{{Script|Mario|Mario|Which one of you trolled Toad?}}
===Page 14===
{{Script|Pori|Pori|He trolled your friend.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|What!?}}
{{Script|Mario|Mario|Die!!!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Shit! He's getting away!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Fuck! He's gone!}}
{{Script|Mario|Mario|Get ready to die, troll!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|You don't know the story! I'm not a troll, but the guy that got away is...}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|-And that guys' friends are the people that trolled your friend. But, I killed those two trolls.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|But, there are more trolls. I don't know how many there are.}}
{{Script|Mario|Mario|I believe you. I'm gonna deal with these trolls myself now. I'll be leaving now...}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|I think I got to tell Sonic about this. I think he needs to know that Tails might be a target.}}
===Page 15===
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Right, Sonic... Ehhh, here comes his bitching... I know Tails bitched out and told him... }}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Why did you kill those trolls? There was no need for bloodshed, Shadow. I said not to bring any villains into this.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|There is something I need to talk about. So, why don't you just shut the fuck up and listen! And for once, villains was the only way to shut them up, peace didn't work!}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|You should feel bad for what you did. It was wrong and I don't want to see/hear about this again.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Man, shut up! You need to stop thinking you're everyone’s boss. I can do what the fuck I like and, I'm glad those fuckers are dead; they needed to die. And, if you would be more like me, Eggman would also be dead. So don't give me this "no bloodshed" shit. What I did was needed.}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Guys, stop it! Please don't fight.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Fuck you, Sonic!}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Umm... Who are those guys?}}
===Page 16===
{{Script|Toke|Toke|The blue faggot is mine!}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|I have a girlfriend.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Tails! Go get Knuckles.}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Okay, Sonic.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|You're lucky Sonic is here, or I would have killed you.}}
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator|Back to Tails...}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|So, you're telling me you weren't drunk or fucked up in anyway when you had sex with me and that monkey?}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Sigh... Sigh... Shadow and Sonic are being attacked by trolls...}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|There's more of them? Oh, this should be good.}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Yeah, let's hurry, I don't want to miss any of this.}}
===Page 17===
{{Script|Toke|Toke|You're a fag that likes taking Miracle Whip in the face like a faggot ho. You're such a retard that sucks on dinosaur nipples.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Shadow, don't say anything. I got this. Just don't talk.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Oh, this should be good. I can't wait to see you fail, Sonic.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Okay, look, this little "trolling" thing you're doing isn't proving anything. You're not doing anything but hurting others. You get nothing out of it.}}
{{Script|Kei-so|Kei-so|I bet your girlfriend knows how to suck my big, hairy balls like a pro. I heard your girlfriend is a slutty bitch.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Do not talk about my girlfriend.}}
{{Script|Brandon|Brandon|She's a bitch that fucks all the fags in town; because that bitch of yours has a dick!}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|You shut the fuck up!}}
{{Script|Toke|Toke|Your girl goes around fucking all the fags with her man penis. They call her "Big Daddy".}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Well, that was fast. Sonic failed so bad.}}
===Page 18===
{{Script|Pori|Pori|It was nice knowing you guys. Good bye.}}
{{Script|Toke|Toke|Where are you going? Sigh, whatever, he's just a noob.}}
{{Script|Kei-so|Kei-so|Where did he go?}}
{{Script|Kei-so|Kei-so|Aaaaaah!!!}}
{{Script|Toke|Toke|Nooooo!!! Why did you kill him!? I loved him!}}
===Page 19===
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Don't worry man, I killed the fat one. It’s all cool man. I know all about the taste of blood.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Shit! I failad!}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Crap, we are late. I missed everything!}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|Sonic, that was so awesome!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Sonic, thank you for proving that peace is shit when it comes to trolls. You're a good friend.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Fuck you, Shadow! Now, why didn’t you tell me why those trolls came after us?}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|That's what I was trying to tell you while you were bitching. The troll with the sword talked about how there were more trolls after us.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|By the sounds of it, there’s a group; a cult of some sort. But, there’s something different about this troll; he hasn't insulted anyone so far.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|These people are after me and Tails, I'm assuming. It’s best if we fight them, Sonic.}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|No! I'm not gonna be drawn into your little troll fight you're having, Shadow!}}
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|Leave me out of this!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Fine, whatever.}}
===Page 20===
{{Script|Silver|Silver|Aaah... Everything is great today. Nothing can mess this up.}}
{{Script|Alex|Alex|Hey, you're awfully lonely. You must be a loser, or something.}}
{{Script|Alex|Alex|I can only imagine how it must feel to not have a family, even if they hated you; I mean, just by looking at you, I can tell that your parents must have wanted to get rid of you before you were old enough to speak. It must suck being you.}}
{{Script|Silver|Silver|I'm sorry, who are you?}}
{{Script|Alex|Alex|I bet time, after time, you wish you were Sonic; someone with friends and a life. It is truly sad that pieces of shit are born into this world without any meaning.}}
{{Script|Silver|Silver|You don't know me.}}
{{Script|Alex|Alex|You're right, no one does. The only girl in your life must just feel sorry for you; I know I do. I bet countless times your father wanted to never have you.}}
{{Script|Alex|Alex|But hey, you can't live life saying what if? What if I had talent? What if my parents didn't hate me? What if someone loved me? There's no point saying what if. Your life is meaningless, and it will be until the day you die.}}
{{Script|Alex|Alex|Good luck with having a meaningless existence, with only one thing that will make you feel better; your hand.}}
{{Script|Silver|Silver|Aaaah!}}
===Page 21===
{{Script|PussySlayer9000|PussySlayer9000 (Offscreen)|Hahahaha. Look at that dumbass noob always feeding. You're the worst bad guy of all time. You just walk around like a retard.}}
{{Script|PussySlayer9000|PussySlayer9000|Only moron idiots like you walk off cliffs. Man, I would hate to be your boss; stuck with fucking dumb none existing creatures.}}
{{Script|Austin|Austin|You tell that small ball sack looking mother fucker that he's a little punk bitch, and will be nothing more then some stupid monster.}}
{{Script|PussySlayer9000|PussySlayer9000|Yeah, ahahahah. You stupid monster.}}
{{Script|PussySlayer9000|PussySlayer9000|Yeah, what the fuck are you anyway? You damn abomination. LOL, he's got a big mouth. I bet he's good at, you know, sucking.}}
{{Script|Austin|Austin|You're one fat looking fat guy.}}
|-|
Chapter 2 =
==Chapter 2: The Trolls Attack==
===Page 1===
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator|Back to Tails...}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Hahaha.}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|What's that sound?}}
{{Script|Alex|Alex|...Painfully, because of your ugly face.}}
{{Script|Alex|Alex (Offscreen)|I can only imagine how it must be for you; not having a penis. I mean, there's no way to recover from that messed up deformity.}}
{{Script|Alex|Alex|I wouldn't want to see what two creatures that made you. Ewww}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|There's a troll. Just remember what Shadow showed me.}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Hey troll!}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Fuck you!}}
===Page 2===
{{Script|Alex|Alex|Oh, you must be Tails.}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|And you must be an asshole troll that talks shit about everyone!}}
{{Script|Alex|Alex|I point out everyone's flaws and problems; simply pointing out your nothing.}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Fuck you, troll!}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Die!!!}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|He blocked it!}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Alright. You better get ready to die!}}
===Page 3===
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Bastard!}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|I didn't know there were trolls that knew how to fight...}}
{{Script|Alex|Alex|If you were smart, you will take this as a warning for next time. }}
===Page 4===
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Bastard!}}
{{Script|Alex|Alex|If you were smart, you would leave.}}
{{Script|Alex|Alex|Well, now I know you're not smart.}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Fuck you!}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|You need to die, troll!}}
{{Script|Alex|Alex|If this is all you got, then I should warn you. If you keep doing this, you'll die.}}
{{Script|Alex|Alex|Let me make myself clear; don't even try it.}}
{{Script|Alex|Alex|I could of broke your fucking neck.}}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|Gasp!}}
{{Script|Alex|Alex|Get out of here.}}
{{Script|Alex|Alex|Ahhh, I need a smoke.}}
===Page 5===
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Hmmm, how many people are gonna step on that leaf? Whoever it is, come back later, I haven't had any sleep...}}
{{Script|Silver|Silver|It's me, Shadow, and I need your help.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Let me guess, you're getting trolled. Come on dude, can't this wait until tomorrow?}}
{{Script|Silver|Silver|No, it can't! This guy isn't like any other troll I've seen before. He was smart, and he knew a lot about me!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|That's odd, most trolls are stupid! Alright, I'll help you.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|I'm gonna call some friends to back us up, so we can end them for good.}}
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator|Meanwhile...}}
{{Script|Tooth D. Cay|Tooth D. Cay|You're small and funny to look at, and stuff.}}
{{Script|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|Yeah, duh... You're a butthole face.}}
{{Script|None|Tooth D. Cay or Concave Headed Mother Fucker|Your boss most be retarded, I know I would if I had to deal with you, ugly.}}
{{Script|Bowser|Bowser (Hidden)|Who is talking about me!?}}
===Page 6===
{{Script|Bowser|Bowser|I don't take insults lightly, and I don't really care for morons like you.}}
{{Script|Tooth D. Cay|Tooth D. Cay|Ummm, we didn't mean anything with our insults!}}
{{Script|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|Ugh, we were just joking!}}
{{Script|Bowser|Bowser|I don't like jokes, and I don't like assholes!}}
{{Script|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|We are sorry. It wasn't a very good joke, I'll tell you now, but there's no need for us to not start over.}}
{{Script|Bowser|Bowser|AAAAAAAH, LIES!!!}}
{{Script|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|No!}}
===Page 7===
{{Script|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|Aaahh!!}}
{{Script|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|I'm so so so sorry. If you let me live, I'll suck your dick!}}
{{Script|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|Aaahh!!}}
{{Script|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|Aaahh!!}}
{{Script|Bowser|Bowser|Those trolls really were annoying.}}
===Page 8===
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|They should be here soon.}}
{{Script|Silver|Silver|They are, look.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|So, who else did you guys get?}}
{{Script|Mario|Mario|Well, we found some of the best troll fighters, they are really good at what they do.}}
{{Script|Luigi|Luigi|Yes, they have their own way of fighting the trolls.}}
{{Script|Teemo|Teemo|Well, I know from being on League of Legends for so long, it's pointless to talk back to the trolls, so I just agree with them and it pisses them off.}}
{{Script|Bugs|Bugs|I used to be trolled but I found a way to stop it. I do all kinds of stupid and gay shit. They can't troll you if you dress up as a girl and kiss them. I don't like doing it, but it works.}}
{{Script|Hulk|Hulk|I was trolled, until I got bigger and stronger than them, now I am feared!}}
{{Script|Rob|Rob|Hi, I'm Rob; people don't troll me because I have no ears. They can't troll me, if I can't hear them}}
{{Script|Shadow||The Awesome!}}
{{Script|Hulk||The Power!}}
{{Script|Bugs||The Gay!}}
{{Script|Teemo||The Bastard!}}
{{Script|Rob||The Guy with no Ears!}}
{{Script|Mario||The Fire Power!}}
{{Script|Luigi||The Sissy!}}
{{Script|None||Together we make<br>'''The Troll Slayers!'''}}
===Page 9===
{{Script|Silver|Silver|Hey, what about me? You didn't give me a name. I'm a part of the group too.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Ahhh, fine. I'll give you a name.}}
{{Script|Silver||The Money Guy!}}
{{Script|Silver|Silver|The Money Guy is a retarded name. Call me The Smart Guy, or something.}}
{{Script|Luigi|Luigi|Yeah, I didn't really like the name you gave me: The Sissy.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Fuck the names, they're nothing.}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Okay, back to what I was saying; we need a hide out.}}
{{Script|Rob|Rob|WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|I said we need a hide out.}}
{{Script|Rob|Rob|What is he saying? I can't hear! WHAT!?}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|Oh, yeah, I forgot, he can't hear.}}
{{Script|Rob|Rob|WHAT!? I DON'T HAVE FUCKING EARS!!!}}
{{Script|Mario|Mario|We can't stay at Peach's castle; too many Toads there. }}
{{Script|Bugs|Bugs|We can hide out at my place. We will never be found.}}
|-|
Chapter 3 =
==Chapter 3: The Truth==
|-|
Chapter 4 =
==Chapter 4: Deaceit==
|-|
Chapter 5 =
==Chapter 5: Tails Kidnapped==
|-|
Chapter 6 =
==Chapter 6: Silver's Mission==
|-|
Chapter 7 =
==Chapter 7: Mario vs. Troll King==
|-|
Chapter 8 =
==Chapter 8: The Neutrals==
|-|
Chapter 9 =
==Chapter 9: Fudd's Choice==
|-|
Chapter 10 =
==Chapter 10: Silver's Plan and Tails' Training==
|-|
Chapter 11 =
==Chapter 11: Wild Tempers==
|-|
Chapter 12 =
==Chapter 12: Taking Action - Part 1==
|-|
Chapter 13 =
==Chapter 13: Taking Action - Part 2==
|-|
Chapter 14 =
==Chapter 14: Puppet Battle==
|-|
Chapter 15 =
==Chapter 15: The Guardians - Part 1==
|-|
Chapter 16 =
==Chapter 16: The Guardians - Part 2==
|-|
Chapter 17 =
==Chapter 17: Psychological Assessment==
|-|
Chapter 18 =
==Chapter 18: The Eye of the Storm==
|-|
Chapter 19 =
==Chapter 19: The Storm - Part 1==
|-|
Chapter 20 =
==Chapter 20: The Storm - Part 2==
|-|
Chapter 21 =
==Chapter 21: The Conclusion - Part 1==
|-|
Chapter 22 =
==Chapter 21: The Conclusion - Part 2==
|-|
Chapter 23 =
==Chapter 21: The Conclusion - Part 3==
</tabber>

Latest revision as of 21:49, 28 February 2024

...or more portly title, Tails Gets Trolled, but with fix grammar, syntax, etc.

It should also be mentioned that a lot of creative liberties will be taken in these scripts.

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Chapter 1: Tails Gets Trolled

Page 1

TailsLololololol.

Butter Tits (hidden)Hahaha, look at that noob... What a talentless looking fox...

TailsWhat's that noise?

Dick Taker (hidden)Hahaha...

TailsWho's there?

Butter TitsYou're gay and a retard. You look so stupid. You're a noob and you're such a retard that has no firends, and you're ugly. You should fix that ugly face of yours, retard.

Butter TitsYou mad? You mad? You look mad, you stupid bitch.

Dick TakerYes, she's mad.

Butter TitsYou have no talent, you big retarded ho.

Page 2

ShadowGrrr...

ShadowWhat's he crying about now?

SonicHe's been getting trolled. You know how it is; they're calling Tails gay and shit. He can’t take it!

SonicThe way to stop a troll is to become their friend, Tails. As his friend, you can show him the right path.

ShadowThat's bullshit. Don't listen to him, Tails. That won't work.

SonicHow would you deal with a troll then, Shadow?

ShadowI'll show you...

ShadowFuck you, trolls!

Page 3

SonicShadow, there is no need for any bloodshed; this problem can be solved without any villains.

TailsOkay...

ShadowSonic, sometimes there is a need to do what's needed. If it were up to me, Eggman would be dead, and we would never have to worry again.

SonicThe people who trolled Tails are just misunderstood kids.

SonicTails, come with me. I'll talk to these kids and stop this hate with kindness.

ShadowThat's not gonna work, Sonic. Tails, trust me when I say this: I know what I'm talking about.

TailsMaybe Sonic's right...

ShadowFine, go ahead, leave. You'll find out the hard way.

ShadowYou dumbasses will learn.

Page 4

Butter Tits...and you're a little faggot that has no friends...

Butter Tits...you retarded mushroom!

SonicHey, what you guys said to my friend was really hateful. I would like it if you said sorry.

Dick TakerHey man, it looks like that dumbass fox brought his gay friend to talk to us.

SonicI'm not gay; I have a girlfriend, and I would like this conflict to end in peace.

Butter TitsOh, it looks like the blue Pokémon wants to end in peace. You're a retarded faggot that has no friends, and you're so ugly, noob trolololol.

SonicYou do not have to know who I am, but I have a lot of talent, and I have a lot of friends; one of them is right beside me. And what you're saying isn't true, so I'm not offended by your hateful comments.

Butter TitsRetard, you're so stupid.

SonicWhy don't we just become friends? This is stupid.

Butter TitsI bet your girlfriend is a stupid cow and the town slut; she really knows how to take it like a man.

Butter TitsYour girlfriend is a stupid ho, and because of that, you're gay with that retarded fox.

Page 5

SonicEhhh... I'm just gonna ignore what you just said and ask you one last time: Let's end this hate and become friends.

Butter TitsYour girl is a bitch, and you're a retard.

SonicTails, let's get out of here.

TailsOkay.

The NarratorAfterwards...

KnucklesI'm telling you, man.

KnucklesHey Sonic, you're back. How's it going?

SonicI'm so mad that I'm gonna have sex with my girlfriend, so I won't be so mad anymore.

ShadowOkay, I'm gonna take a random guess and say that you guys failed with that peace shit.

TailsYou were right, Shadow.

ShadowI fucking knew it!

KnucklesWhat are you guys talking about?

ShadowThey've been getting trolled...

Page 6

KnucklesOh, Tails, you have nothing to worry about. Shadow is good at dealing with trolls. I know; I've seen it.

TailsAlright, Shadow, can you help me deal with these haters?

ShadowOkay, listen closely.

ShadowI'm gonna show you how to defeat a troll, so you will know how to do it yourself.

ShadowYou guys will only watch me. You will not say anything; that may make it harder. Do you understand that?

TailsYes, understood!

ShadowAlright, let's go. Tails, lead me to those bastards.

TailsGreat, now you can teach them who's boss.

ShadowHahahahaha!

Page 7

Butter TitsHey! Do you see that? It looks like a group of Pokémon, and they're coming right at us.

Butter TitsOh shit, it's that retarded fox again, and he brought two of his gay friends.

ShadowHello, dickheads, so you're the trolls I've heard about.

Butter TitsAw, how cute! It knows how to talk. You're a retarded faggot that has no talent, and you're ugly even for a Pokémon.

ShadowHey, it looks like you ate a little too much KFC, fat fuck!

Butter TitsYeah, well, you're stupid, and you have no friends.

ShadowYou need to cut down on the McDonald's, fatass!

TailsHey, is this how you stop a troll?

KnucklesNo, he's just baiting them right now.

Dick TakerHey, inbred donkey! You're so ugly, and your friends are also ugly!

ShadowFor an inbred donkey yourself, I can sure fuck your mom hard!

Butter TitsShut up! You're a retarded noob; that is stupid and ugly!

Page 8

ShadowOnly retarded people and fat retarded people repeat the same insults...

Butter TitsYou're stupid! You don't know anything, you dumb faggot!

ShadowWhat do have to say now, you stupid fucking troll?

Dick TakerUmmm... I was just joking about what I said to you and your friends.

TailsShadow, what are you doing?

ShadowThey can't troll you if they're dead...

Page 9

TailsWait! There must be another way to deal with trolls! I just can't let you kill them.

ShadowThere isn't. Do you remember what happened when you and Sonic tried peace? You can't talk to them; they're oblivious.

Dick TakerAaahh!!

TailsBut-

KnucklesHe's right, Tails.

ShadowNow for the other one...

Butter TitsI'm sorry! I won't troll again, I promise!

ShadowToo late for that, fucker!

Butter TitsAaaaahhh!

ShadowFucker!

Page 10

KnucklesMan, it took a long time to bury that fat guy. It's really late.

ShadowYeah, remind me from time to time not to kill such a fat person.

TailsI'm going home now. I'll see you guys later...

KnucklesBye! This was fun; we should do this more often.

ShadowBye!

KnucklesHey Shadow! You wanna get high?

ShadowOh, you know I do.

KnucklesHigh shovel!

ShadowHigh shovel!

Troll King (hidden)What's the problem?

Pori (hidden)Sir, two more of out trolls have gone missing.

Troll King (hidden)Find out who's doing this and take them out!

PoriYes, Sir!

Page 11

Tails...Zzz...Zzz...Zzz...

SonicTails, wake up!

Tails...what...?

SonicYou, Knuckles, and Shadow went and beat up those trolls, didn't you?

TailsNo!

SonicOh!

TailsShadow killed them...

SonicWhat!?

TailsYou don't understand, Sonic. He pulled a knife on them.

SonicWell, if Shadow kileled them in self-defense, I guess it's fine.

TailsNo. Shadow pulled a knife out and stabbed them to death; there was a lot of blood.

Page 12

SonicI'll be right back; I'm gonna go talk to Shadow.

TailsOkay, I'm gonna go back to sleep now, good night...

The NarratorBack to Knuckles...

Knuckless...Zzz...Zzz...Zzz...

KnucklessMan, what happened? I don't remember anything after Shadow killed those trolls...

Knuckless...wuh? Yes!

KnucklessWhat the fuck?!

Donkey Kong...Mmm... Banana...

The NarratorBack to Shadow...

ShadowSonic, go away; I'm trying to sleep... I'll hear your bitching later...

PoriI'm not this Sonic person you speak of.

ShadowWho are you!?

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