Tails gets trolled Ultimate Alternate reality (Chapter 1)/Script

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  • Character count: ~15100
  • Character count (no spaces) ~12400
  • Character with most lines: Shadow (77)
  • Character(s) with least lines: Brandon, Kei-so (1)

Page 1


ButterTitsScript.pngButter Titshahahahah look at that noob. what a talentless looking fox

UARTailsScript.pngTailswhats thats noise?

DickTakerScript.pngThe Dick Takerhahahah

UARTailsScript.pngTailswhos there?

ButterTitsScript.pngButter Titsyour gay and a retard. you look so stupid · your a noob and your such a retard that has no friends and your ugly. you should fix that ugly face of yours retard

ButterTitsScript.pngButter Titsyou mad.you mad.you look mad.you stupid bitch

DickTakerScript.pngThe Dick Takeryes shes mad

(Tails is annoyed.)

UARTailsScript.pngTailsWhat? Fuck you fags

ButterTitsScript.pngButter Tits...

UARTailsScript.pngTailsYour trolling is in need of major improvements you guys suck Good bye

(Tails runs off with a smile on his face.)


Page 2

(Sonic is seen talking to Tails while Shadow knits.)

UARTailsScript.pngTailssome faggots were trying to troll me

ShadowScript.pngShadowyeah some do that

UARTailsScript.pngTailsOne of them was really fat i think he weighed over 400 pounds

ShadowScript.pngShadowhow fat we talking? We talking about fat pig or we talking fat like hump back whale kind of fat?

(Tails smiles smugly.)

UARTailsScript.pngTailsIts about the weight of your mommas pussy

ShadowScript.pngShadowSo he is like 800 pounds then.

SonicScript.pngSoniche has been getting trolled . you know how it is. there calling tails gay and shit he cant take it

UARTailsScript.pngTailsIm taking it just fine. do i look like im crying like a bitch?

ShadowScript.pngShadowUh.. yeah sonic i know tails is getting trolled i just fucking heard him say it

SonicScript.pngSonicthe way to stop a troll. is to become his friend. as his friend you can show him the right path

ShadowScript.pngShadowthat is bull shit.don't listen to him. that wont work

SonicScript.pngSonichow would you deal with a troll shadow?

ShadowScript.pngShadowill show you

(Shadow puts his middle finger up.)

ShadowScript.pngShadowfuck you trolls

Page 3

SonicScript.pngSonicthere is no need for any blood shed, this problem can be solved with out any villains

UARTailsScript.pngTailshey man.. no one implied that we were gonna go beat them up or kill them

ShadowScript.pngShadowSonic what the fuck are you talking about

SonicScript.pngSonicthem people that trolled tails are just misunderstood kids

UARTailsScript.pngTailsNo they are assholes

ShadowScript.pngShadowyeah thats true shit man

SonicScript.pngSonictails come i will talk to these kids and stop this hate with kindness

UARTailsScript.pngTailsThey arent really important to me you don't have to do that. but you know, i kind of want to see you fail.

ShadowScript.pngShadowSonic thats not gonna work. tails you know what the fuck im talking about.

UARTailsScript.pngTailsyeah i know what the fuck your talking about

SonicScript.pngSoniccome on tails lets get out of here

ShadowScript.pngShadowgo ahead leave you will find out the hard way

(Tails and Sonic leave.)

ShadowScript.pngShadowdumb ass will learn ,

Page 4

(A crying Toad appears in front of the Retard Double Threat.)

ButterTitsScript.pngButter TitsAre you okay? are you lost? do you need our help to help you find your parents?

ButterTitsScript.pngButter Titswhy are you so sad? is there anything we can do to help?

UARTailsScript.pngTailssonic this is a waste of time

SonicScript.pngSonichey what you guys said to my friend was really hateful and i would like if you said sorry

DickTakerScript.pngThe Dick Takerbut he didnt really get bothered by what we said

SonicScript.pngSonicim not gay i have a girl friend and i would like it if this conflict to end in peace

ButterTitsScript.pngButter Titsno one called you gay

SonicScript.pngSonicyou must not know who i am. i have alot of talent and i have lots of friends.one of my friends is right beside me . and for what your saying isn't true,so i am not afended by your hateful comments

ButterTitsScript.pngButter Titsok im confused. are you mentally challenged? is that your whole gemic? no one said anything hateful towards you this is stupid

SonicScript.pngSonicwhy don't we just be friends this is stupid

ButterTitsScript.pngButter TitsI just said stupid right then. you cant say stupid if i just said stupid it doesnt work like that. look im not trying to start anything. i just saw a edgy video and thought it would be cool

(Sonic suddenly gets mad.)

ButterTitsScript.pngButter TitsWhy are you looking at me like that?

Page 5

SonicScript.pngSonicehhh...... im gonna ignore what you just said and ask you one more time. lets end this hate and become friends

ButterTitsScript.pngButter TitsI feel like you are about to get aggressive. i think you should leave we dont want any trouble and just so there is no bad blood. i appologize for what i said earlier. i wouldnt mind becoming friends this is pointless..

SonicScript.pngSonictails lets get out of here

UARTailsScript.pngTailsWhy were we here in the first place?

NarroratorScript.pngNarroratorafter words

KnucklesScript.pngKnucklesim telling you man

KnucklesScript.pngKnuckleshey sonic your back . hows it going

SonicScript.pngSonicI'm so mad. im gonna have sex with my girl friend so i wont be so mad

ShadowScript.pngShadoweveryone has

UARTailsScript.pngTailsyou was right shadow

ShadowScript.pngShadowi fucking knew it

KnucklesScript.pngKnuckleswhat are you guys talking about?

ShadowScript.pngShadownothing new. sonic is a fucking moron

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KnucklesScript.pngKnucklesoh tails you have nothing to worry. shadow is good at dealing with these trolls. I've seen it

UARTailsScript.pngTailsyeah i know bro. this is not new territory for me

ShadowScript.pngShadowok listen closely

ShadowScript.pngShadowI feel like we should murder those trolls for no reason..

ShadowScript.pngShadowWhy? because they are trolls why not?

UARTailsScript.pngTailsyes understood

ShadowScript.pngShadowalright lets go . tails lead me to them bastistards

UARTailsScript.pngTailsgreat you can teach them who's boss


Page 7

ButterTitsScript.pngButter TitsHey do you see that? it looks like a group of sonic characters. coming at us

ButterTitsScript.pngButter TitsOh Hi! hows it going. Im butter tits. its nice to meet you whats your name?

ShadowScript.pngShadowhello dickheads so your the trolls i heard about

ButterTitsScript.pngButter Titshes more hostile then the last guy

ShadowScript.pngShadowhey it looks like you ate a little to much KFC fat fuck

ButterTitsScript.pngButter Titsum.. im very sensitive about my weight. please dont talk about it again. i get suicidal.

ShadowScript.pngShadowyou need to cut down on the McDonald's fatass

UARTailsScript.pngTailsdamn hes baiting them right now..

KnucklesScript.pngKnucklesMasterbainting him. mumumumuerer..

UARTailsScript.pngTailsDo you want me to get you some food fat fuck?

(Tails puts his middle finger up.)

ShadowScript.pngShadowHungry Hungry Hippo!! Hungry Hungry Hippo!!

UARTailsScript.pngTailsthat was a good one shadow

(Tails smiles. The background behind Butter Tits turns black.)

ButterTitsScript.pngButter Titsshut up.your a retarded noob that's stupid and ugly

(Tails smiles with a very large grin, exposing much of his teeth.)

UARTailsScript.pngTailshahaha is that all you got bitch? is that all you got?

Page 8

ShadowScript.pngShadowAnd the cow says mooooooooooooooooo!!!

ButterTitsScript.pngButter Titsyour stupid.you don't know anything you dumb faggot

ShadowScript.pngShadowYou calling me faggot? Huh mother fucker!? You eat way to much food tubby.

(Shadow rushes in and punches Butter Tits in the face.)

ShadowScript.pngShadowwhat do you got to say now you stupid fucking troll

ShadowScript.pngShadowhey tails check out this ninja kick


(Shadow kicks forward, hitting nothing.)

UARTailsScript.pngTailsshadow what are you doing?

ShadowScript.pngShadowthey cant troll you if there dead

(Shadow pulls out a knife.)

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UARTailsScript.pngTailsSo shadow how are you planning on killing greese tits? the suspense is killing me.

(Shadow holds a knife in the air. He holds his fist up clenched as if he is holding something when in reality he is not.)

ShadowScript.pngShadowPatience tails. All good things cum in time

UARTailsScript.pngTailsShadow why are you standing in that pose?

(Knuckles puts his hand, somewhat stained with shit, on Tails' shoulder.)

KnucklesScript.pngKnucklesYour really cool right now tails. Im proud of you

UARTailsScript.pngTailsThanks bro but i need you to get your fucking hand off my shoulder. it smells like fucking donkeykong shit

KnucklesScript.pngKnucklesDamn it man! i spend the last hour cleaning this hand and the smell still wont go away..

(Shadow slashes the air. Tails dons a large grin.)

UARTailsScript.pngTailsHes demonstrating what hes going to do to the tub of lard! hahahahahaha

ButterTitsScript.pngButter Tits....

ShadowScript.pngShadownow for the other one

ButterTitsScript.pngButter TitsIm really sorry i wont troll again i promise..

UARTailsScript.pngTailsShadow wait!!

ShadowScript.pngShadowWhat is it tails?

(Tails begins walking forward.)

Page 10

(Tails approaches Shadow with a stern expression on his face.)


(Tails slaps Shadow in the face with a mischievous expression.)

ShadowScript.pngShadowyour right tails. you should do it

UARTailsScript.pngTailsDont worry bro ill be sure to shoot him in the dick

(Tails pulls out a gun from his ass.)

ButterTitsScript.pngButter TitsOkay! Ill leave. you will never see me again. This trolling crap Im really not that into. i Just saw a video on youtube and thought it would be funny to fuck with people. Its not worth dying for Ill stop trolling for good. please dont kill me.

UARTailsScript.pngTailsBrace your self foo!

(Tails shoots Butter Tits in the breast.)

ButterTitsScript.pngButter Titsahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

UARTailsScript.pngTailsim gonna make sure no one milks does titties again

(Tails, smiling evilly, shoots Butter Tits in the other breast before shooting him in the crotch.)

UARTailsScript.pngTailsPunk bitch!

Page 11

KnucklesScript.pngKnucklesman it took along time burring that fat guy. its really late

ShadowScript.pngShadowyea remind us next time to not kill such a fat person

UARTailsScript.pngTailsi'm going home ill see you guys later

KnucklesScript.pngKnucklesbye this was fun we should do this more often


UARTailsScript.pngTailsYeah that was awesome! i like that hes not alive anymore its hilarious

KnucklesScript.pngKnuckleshey shadow you wanna get high?

ShadowScript.pngShadowyou know i do

(Knuckles and Shadow clang shovels together.)

KnucklesScript.pngKnuckleshigh shovel

ShadowScript.pngShadowhigh shovel

PacmanScript.pngPacman?whats the problem?

PoriScript.pngPoritwo more of our trolls have gone missing. i think they might be dead sir.

PacmanScript.pngPacman?Thats really sad wakka. set up the funeral arrangements and notify their families and get them some flowers..

PacmanScript.pngPacman?no wait. get them a fruit basket..

PacmanScript.pngPacman?no wait. get them a car wakka wakka

Page 12


SonicScript.pngSonictails wake up


SonicScript.pngSonicyou knuckles and shadow went and beat up them trolls didn't you?

UARTailsScript.pngTailsYou still focused on them? they are old news bro i killed that fat fuck last night. hes extremely dead. i fucked that bitch up


UARTailsScript.pngTailsSonic did you hear me? I just told you i killed someone. bro you gotta get your head checked out something isnt working correctly


UARTailsScript.pngTailsYeah bro you should of seen it i was badass. i shot him in the titties and the dick

SonicScript.pngSonicwell if shadow killed them in defense i guess its fine

UARTailsScript.pngTailsMother fucker i killed him and it wasnt self defense. Man you arent even listening to me. you just want a excuse to yell at shadow..

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SonicScript.pngSonicill be right back. im gonna talk to shadow

UARTailsScript.pngTailsCalled it. damn man you are one predictible blue dick son of a bitch. Good luck man i hope he doesn't lay waste to you again.. good night bitch.

NarroratorScript.pngNarroratorback to knuckles


KnucklesScript.pngKnucklesYo monkey, that was pretty fucking good buttfucking. my butthole is pretty sore.

(Knuckles turns to Rouge, who has semen drooling from her mouth.)

KnucklesScript.pngKnucklesYo rouge, nice rimjob. i like what you did with that reach around. And that was good ass pussy, but your a little stale and you should take a shower..

(Donkey Kong happily hugs Knuckles.)

KnucklesScript.pngKnucklesVery good performances everyone, mostly.. Rouge was only good at rimjobs..

NarroratorScript.pngNarroratorback to shadow

(Pori steps on a leaf.)

ShadowScript.pngShadowsonic go away im trying to sleep. ill hear your bitching later

PoriScript.pngPorihey Im looking for a chubby bald guy in his early 20's have you seen him?

ShadowScript.pngShadowwho are you ?

Page 14

PoriScript.pngPorihe was with this blonde skinny guy who was wearing a pink shirt. i dont know him that well but Im pretty good friends with butter tits

PoriScript.pngPorithey both didn't answer my calls and I'm starting to get worried.

ShadowScript.pngShadowwait. are you talking about that fat troll that me and my homies murdered yesterday? yeah i aint hiding it bro we killed Mr. bitch tits.

PoriScript.pngPoriWhat!? you killed them!? you fucking psycopath! you dont just go and murder people like that! they have friends and family that love them!

ShadowScript.pngShadowWe shat on his dead body. so yes we killed him for no reason and i could kill you for no reason to

(Pori is angered. He unsheathes his sword as Shadow pulls up his gun. The two then hold their weapons at each other's faces.)

ShadowScript.pngShadowWhat is your plan exactly? you gonna cut my face a little bit before i shoot you in the head.

PoriScript.pngPoriYou monster!! you killed my friend! what am i suppose to tell his wife and son?

ShadowScript.pngShadowtell them that he went down like a bitch

PoriScript.pngPoriWhy!? what reason must you have to end his life? what the fuck is wrong with you?

PoriScript.pngPoriDo you have no soul? do you not realize what you've done? you ruined a family..

ShadowScript.pngShadowWhats his wifes number? Is she hot? I could give her dis dick? Would she want some of dis dick? also why was he living in a cave when he had a wife and child? that doesn't make any sense.


ShadowScript.pngShadowWho said that?

MarioScript.pngMariowitch one of you helped toad!!!

Page 15

PoriScript.pngPoriWhat? what are you talking about? We can discuss this further when there's not a gun in my face..

ShadowScript.pngShadowWhen did you put your sword away?...


(Mario throws a fireball as Pori escapes. Shadow slaps the fireball away using his hand and then takes aim at Pori, shooting. Pori slashes the bullets away. Shadow then points his gun at Mario.)

Page 16

(Mario happily jumps over the bullets.)

ShadowScript.pngShadowImpressive jumping skills..

(Pori suddenly leaps forward.)


(Pori attempts to kick Shadow, but Shadow ducks. Pori brings down his sword, but Shadow escapes by spin dashing. Pori then hurls his sword at Shadow, slashing Shadow's face as he barely escapes. Shadow grins as he bleeds.)

Page 17

MarioScript.pngMarioMotha fucka you ain't shooting me. bitch ass nigga

(Mario suddenly reveals a TEC-9.)

MarioScript.pngMarioi got one too mother fucka!!

(Mario opens fire on Shadow, who spindashes away.)

ShadowScript.pngShadowyou missed you slow ass bitch.

ShadowScript.pngShadowshit that troll cut my cheek. I just realize this

(Mario Naruto runs in on Shadow's position and punches him in the face and gut. He then delivers an uppercut, knocking Shadow away with his gun flying out of his hand. Shadow stands and stares down Mario.)

ShadowScript.pngShadowThat all you got? Your momma hits harder than that.

Page 18

(Pori looks at Shadow and Mario.)

PoriScript.pngPoriNow is my moment to flee...

(Shadow suddenly teleports in front of a surprised Mario. Shadow then punches Mario and then kicks him upwards. Shadow then sticks two fingers up and shoves up Mario's nose, holding him up before he hurls Mario on the ground. Mario, now with a black eye, stands up. As he stands the camera moves to show both characters silhouettes in a dramatic fashion. Mario then stands face to face with Shadow.)

Page 19

(Mario shakes hands with Shadow.)

MarioScript.pngMariogood fight nigga. You're pretty good!


MarioScript.pngMarioWait. that other guy is gone?

ShadowScript.pngShadowFuck it. I'll kill him later. and fuck his wife

ShadowScript.pngShadowyou don't even know what the hell is going on and just started throwing fireballs at me

ShadowScript.pngShadowfuck you fatty

MarioScript.pngMarioyou want to fuck me? I ain't no cheap ass...


ShadowScript.pngShadowI should fuck you up for attacking me like a crazy person. you don't even know who i am


ShadowScript.pngShadowI just murdered some trolls and i could urder you too so don't piss me off


ShadowScript.pngShadowwhatever... i'm gonna smoke a joint and fuck Amy in the pussy..

MarioScript.pngMarioi believe you . i'm gonna deal with these trolls my self .now ill be leaving now

ShadowScript.pngShadowI think i got to tell sonic that he is a bitch

Page 20

ShadowScript.pngShadowalright there's sonic . ehhh hear comes his bitching. Bleh blah bleh! morals bleh bleh bleh..

SonicScript.pngSonicwhy did you kill them trolls there was no blood shed needed shadow. i said not to bring any villains in this

ShadowScript.pngShadowI fucked amy in the pussy..

SonicScript.pngSonicyou should feel bad for what you did. it was wrong and i don't want to see/hear about this again

ShadowScript.pngShadowYou should of seen/heard about it sonic. It was nice i released my load on her face..

UARTailsScript.pngTailsyeah, i fucked her too.. and i mean at the same time it was nice. he had the pussy and i had the butt hole. i feel like we both bonded as brothers..

(Shadow gives a thumbs up.)

ShadowScript.pngShadowMe too tails..

UARTailsScript.pngTailsyeah i know..

ShadowScript.pngShadowyou can get her pussy next time.

UARTailsScript.pngTailssounds good to me

SonicScript.pngSonicdo not talk about my girl friend

(Pori, the Brothers from Another Mother Gang, and Brandon, based off of someone we used to know and was mentioned in our old Micah Rat project appear.)

PoriScript.pngPoriYour under arrest for murdering our friends!

BrandonScript.pngBrandon, based off of someone we used to know and was mentioned in our old Micah Rat projectCome quietly.. we don't want to hurt you but we will if we must.

Page 21

TokeScript.pngTokesorry about this but I'm taking you down town

(Toke runs at Sonic and his group.)

SonicScript.pngSonici have a girl friend

(Sonic grabs Toke's leg.)

SonicScript.pngSonictails go get knuckles

UARTailsScript.pngTailswhy? we can handle them without him...

SonicScript.pngSonicgo get knuckles

UARTailsScript.pngTailsno YOU go get him. I'm staying

(Sonic's eyes begin to get bloodshot as his face distorts into a worried expression.)

SonicScript.pngSonicgo get knuckles please......

(Tails makes a serious face.)

UARTailsScript.pngTailshow about no.....

TokeScript.pngTokecan you let go of my leg blue guy? this is weird

(Shadow and Tails smile smugly as they pull out a pistol and shotgun respectively.)

UARTailsScript.pngTailsWhy would you attack us barehanded when were carrying guns? you trolls didn't think this through

Page 22

KeisoScript.pngKei-sothis is for justice!

(Shadow nonchalantly blasts Kei-so in the face, killing him in a bloody explosion.)


(Sonic panics.)

SonicScript.pngSonicshadow i told you not to bring any villains in this!!

ShadowScript.pngShadowand i told you that i fucked amy

SonicScript.pngSonicshut up shadow!!

ShadowScript.pngShadowwhy the fuck would i listen to you?

UARTailsScript.pngTailshe makes a damn good point sonic

SonicScript.pngSonicshut up tails!

UARTailsScript.pngTailsfuck you bro

(Tails takes aim at Brandon and blasts his head off in a gory mess. Veins then appear all over Sonic as he begins to rage.)

SonicScript.pngSonicstop using villains!!

Page 23

(Cut to Knuckles speaking to Rouge)

KnucklesScript.pngKnucklesdon't call me later.. i gotta go and get myself tested for a STD.. i don't know why i went bareback while having sex with you. i know you have a dirty waffle...

DonkeyKongScript.pngDonkey Kongshe does? i guess i gotta get myself checked out too. damn candy is gonna be pissed...

KnucklesScript.pngKnucklesYou gonna tell her about the herpies?

DonkeyKongScript.pngDonkey Kongfuck nah man. if i tell a bitch I'm dirty than she ain't gonna fuck me.

KnucklesScript.pngKnucklesheheh true dat, true dat

DonkeyKongScript.pngDonkey Kongit burns when i pee let's hurry to the hospital..

(Cut back to Sonic, crying)

SonicScript.pngSonicstop killing people shadow!!

PoriScript.pngPoriwere hurting others? you people are crazy! your friend killed more than one of us

SonicScript.pngSonici was talking to shadow random guy..

SonicScript.pngSonici am very sorry about the villains..

PoriScript.pngPoriyeah! we wanted to deal with this peaceful but this trigger happy asshole murdered our friends

Page 24

UARTailsScript.pngTailsand your point is?

SonicScript.pngSonicdo not talk about my girl friend

ShadowScript.pngShadowthat's was earlier sonic. pay attention dipshit..

SonicScript.pngSonici have a girl friend

PoriScript.pngPorithat's great and all but that has nothing to do with this

PoriScript.pngPoriwow what the fuck is wrong with these people?

PoriScript.pngPoriwhy am i still here?

PoriScript.pngPorithis is what i was talking about.

ShadowScript.pngShadowHahaha oh my god sonic. you need to get your head checked out...

(Sonic transforms into Dark Sonic)

UARTailsScript.pngTailsI didn't know he could do that...

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(Dark Sonic kicks the air)

ShadowScript.pngShadowdude i think we broke him

UARTailsScript.pngTailsyou literally was kicking the air like a crazy person yesterday shadow

(Dark Sonic punches the air)

UARTailsScript.pngTailswhy did you do that?!...

ShadowScript.pngShadowdaaaammmnnn this mother fucker punched that air good..

(Dark Sonic falls to his knees and holds his fists near his face.)

SonicScript.pngSonicshit i failed

UARTailsScript.pngTailsfails at functioning properly

Page 26

(Dark Sonic is now back to Sonic and he walks to Tails)


ShadowScript.pngShadowsonic there are no words to describe you. just wow what in the fuck was that dude. derpy slerpy man. derpy slerpy...

SonicScript.pngSonicfuck you shadow. now why don't you tell me why them trolls came after us?

(Shadow is thinking about Butter Tits and Dick Taker)

ShadowScript.pngShadowbecause i murdered them. that's why they came after us. i thought that was self explanatory.

(Now Shadow is thinking of Sonic crying with an arrow pointing at him saying "RETARD")

ShadowScript.pngShadowby the sound of it your retarded also eat shit.

UARTailsScript.pngTailswait a second did anyone notice the sword troll is gone?

ShadowScript.pngShadowoh well no biggie...

SonicScript.pngSonicno im not gonna be drawn into your little troll fight your having shadow

UARTailsScript.pngTailsnot much of a fight man.

(Sonic leaves)

SonicScript.pngSonicleave me out of this

ShadowScript.pngShadowcome on tails let's get the fuck out of here

(Tails gives Sonic the bird with his 'really' long arm)

SonicScript.pngSonici'm not getting involved shadow stop the villains

UARTailsScript.pngTailsi didn't ask you to get involved.. you can get the fuck out of here sonic..

Page 27

(Cut to Silver who is where his huddy and smoking a cigarette forwads)

SilverScript.pngSilverahhhh everything is awful today nothing can make me feel better...

(Alex appears)

UARAlexScript.pngAlexhey your awfully lonely. are you feeling alright or something?

UARAlexScript.pngAlexI could only imagine how it must be for you having friends and a life. obviously you are loved. i mean just by looking at you i can tell that your parents really wanted to have you before you was old to even speak. must be great being you

SilverScript.pngSilverim sorry who are you ?

UARAlexScript.pngAlexi bet time after time people wish they were you.someone with great friends and a life. it is truly great that pieces of gold like you are born into this world with a meaning

SilverScript.pngSilveryou dont know me

UARAlexScript.pngAlexyour right i don't but i wish i did. i bet ladies flock to you. i know i would. i bet your parents are prond of you

UARAlexScript.pngAlexYou want to smoke a cigerette with me and hang out some time? here take my number

UARAlexScript.pngAlexgood luck with having a meaningful existence with so many things that can make you feel better. i hope we can become homies..

(Silver is happy)


Page 28

(A Goomba is seen in tears.)

FrecklesScript.pngPussySlayer9000Hey Goomba you should come to our church and learn about the way of jesus christ..

FrecklesScript.pngPussySlayer9000We have food and drinks and if you want to dance you can do that to. it's pretty fun having jesus in your heart. do you believe in the hold spirit?

RectangleScript.pngAustinlet jesus into your heart goomba. just let him in. you won't regret it you ball sack looking mother fucker.

FrecklesScript.pngPussySlayer9000why are you crying?

(Mario and Luigi appear.)

FrecklesScript.pngPussySlayer9000Invite your friends and family. please spread the word we're trying to help whom ever we can.

(Luigi jumps on PussySlayer9000 as Mario leaps past. PussySlayer9000 is knocked to the ground, and Luigi stumbles while on top of him, fallilng backwards.)

LuigiScript.pngLuigiahhh that didn't work out..

MarioScript.pngMariowhat were you trying to do luigi?

LuigiScript.pngLuigicrush his skull mario

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MarioScript.pngMariothat's not possible bitch nigga

LuigiScript.pngLuigioh well this is awkawrd...

RectangleScript.pngAustinhey you want to come to our church? we have sermons every Sunday and Wednesday.

(Mario hammers Austin on the head but bounces back. The tip of his hammer flies off as Austin survives.)

RectangleScript.pngAustinfuck! why did you do that for?

MarioScript.pngMarioit didn't work brother..

FrecklesScript.pngPussySlayer9000what's your problem?

LuigiScript.pngLuigiwhat do we do now mario? we failed...

MarioScript.pngMarioabort mission!

(Mario and Luigi flee while Austin and PussySlayer9000 look at them in shock. The Goomba contines to cry.)