User:CupcakePelle/TGT fixed grammar

...or more portly title, Tails Gets Trolled, but with fix grammar, syntax, etc.

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Chapter 1: Tails Gets Trolled

Page 1

TailsLololololol.

Butter Tits (hidden)Hahaha, look at that noob... What a talentless looking fox...

TailsWhat's that noise?

Dick Taker (hidden)Hahaha...

TailsWho's there?

Butter TitsYou're gay and retarded. You look so stupid. You're a noob and such a retard that has no firends, and you're ugly. You should fix that ugly face of yours, retard.

Butter TitsYou mad? You mad? You look mad, you stupid bitch.

Dick TakerYeah, she's mad.

Butter TitsYou have no talent, you big retarded ho.

Page 2

ShadowGrrr...

ShadowWhat's he crying about now?

SonicHe's been getting trolled. You know how it is; they're calling Tails gay and shit. He can't take it!

SonicTails, the way to stop a troll is to become their friend. As their friend, you can show them the right path.

ShadowThat's bullshit. Don't listen to him, Tails. That won't work.

SonicHow would you deal with a troll then, Shadow?

ShadowI'll show you...

ShadowFuck you, trolls!

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SonicShadow, there is no need for any bloodshed; this problem can be solved without any villains.

TailsOkay...

ShadowSonic, sometimes there is a need to do what's needed. If it were up to me, Eggman would be dead, and we would never have to worry again.

SonicThe people who trolled Tails are just misunderstood kids.

SonicTails, come with me. I'll talk to these kids and stop this hate with kindness.

ShadowThat's not gonna work, Sonic. Tails, trust me when I say this: I know what I'm talking about.

TailsMaybe Sonic's right...

ShadowFine, go ahead, leave. You'll find out the hard way.

ShadowYou dumbasses will learn.

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Butter Tits...and you're a little faggot that has no friends...

Butter Tits...you retarded mushroom!

SonicHey, what you guys said to my friend was really hateful. I would like it if you said sorry.

Dick TakerHey man, it looks like that dumbass fox brought his gay friend to talk to us.

SonicI'm not gay; I have a girlfriend, and I would like it if this conflict ended in peace.

Butter TitsOh, look, the blue talentless Pokémon wants to end in peace. You're a retarded faggot that has no friends, and you're so ugly, noob trolololol.

SonicYou do not have to know who I am, but I have a lot of talent, and I have a lot of friends; one of them is right beside me. And what you're saying isn't true, so I'm not offended by your hateful comments.

Butter TitsRetard, you're so stupid.

SonicWhy don't we just become friends? This is stupid.

Butter TitsI bet your girlfriend is a stupid cow and the town slut; she really knows how to take it like a man.

Butter TitsYour girlfriend is a stupid ho, and because of that, you're gay with that retarded fox.

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SonicEhhh... I'm just gonna ignore what you just said and ask you one last time. Let's end this hate and become friends.

Butter TitsYour girl is a bitch, and you're a retard.

SonicTails, let's get out of here.

TailsOkay.

The NarratorAfterwards...

KnucklesI'm telling you, man!

KnucklesHey Sonic, you're back. How's it going?

SonicI'm so mad that I'm gonna have sex with my girlfriend, so I won't be so mad anymore.

ShadowOkay, I'm gonna take a random guess and say that you guys failed with that peace shit.

TailsYou were right, Shadow...

ShadowI fucking knew it!

KnucklesWhat are you guys talking about?

ShadowThey've been getting trolled...

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KnucklesOh, Tails, you have nothing to worry about. Shadow is good at dealing with trolls. I know; I've seen it.

TailsAlright, Shadow, can you help me deal with these haters?

ShadowOkay, listen closely.

ShadowI'm gonna show you how to defeat a troll, so you'll know how to do it yourself.

ShadowYou guys will only watch me. You will not say anything; that may make it harder. Do you understand that?

TailsYes, understood!

ShadowAlright, let's go. Tails, lead me to those bastards.

TailsGreat, now you can teach them who's boss.

ShadowHahahahaha!

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Butter TitsHey! Do you see that? It looks like a group of Pokémon, and they're coming right at us.

Butter TitsOh shit, it's that retarded fox again, and he brought two of his gay friends!

ShadowHello, dickheads. So, you're the trolls I've heard about.

Butter TitsAw, how cute! It knows how to talk. You're a retarded faggot that has no talent, and you're ugly even for a Pokémon.

ShadowHey, it looks like you ate a little too much KFC, fat fuck!

Butter TitsYeah, well, you're stupid, and you have no friends.

ShadowYou need to cut down on the McDonald's, fatass!

TailsHey, is this how you stop a troll?

KnucklesNo, he's just baiting them right now.

Dick TakerHey, inbred donkey! You're so ugly, and your friends are also ugly!

ShadowFor an inbred donkey yourself, I can sure fuck your mom hard!

Butter TitsShut up! You're a retarded noob; that is stupid and ugly!

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ShadowOnly retarded people and fat retarded people repeat the same insults over, and over again...

Butter TitsYou're stupid! You don't know anything, you dumb faggot!

ShadowWhat do have to say now, you stupid fucking troll?

Dick TakerUmmm... I was just joking about what I said to you and your friends!

TailsShadow, what are you doing?

ShadowThey can't troll you if they're dead...

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TailsWait! There must be another way to deal with trolls! I just can't let you kill them.

ShadowThere isn't. Do you remember what happened when you and Sonic tried peace? You can't talk to them; they're oblivious.

Dick TakerAaahh!!

TailsBut-

KnucklesHe's right, Tails.

ShadowNow for the other one...

Butter TitsI'm sorry! I won't troll again, I promise!

ShadowToo late for that, fucker!

Butter TitsAaaaahhh!

ShadowFucker!

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KnucklesMan, it took a long time to bury that fat guy. It's really late.

ShadowYeah, remind me next time not to kill such a fat person.

TailsI'm going home now. I'll see you guys later...

KnucklesBye! This was fun; we should do this more often.

ShadowBye!

KnucklesHey Shadow! You wanna get high?

ShadowOh, you know I do.

KnucklesHigh shovel!

ShadowHigh shovel!

Troll King (hidden)What's the problem?

Pori (hidden)Sir, two more of out trolls have gone missing.

Troll King (hidden)Find out who's doing this and take them out!

PoriYes, Sir!

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Tails...Zzz...Zzz...Zzz...

SonicTails, wake up!

Tails...what...?

SonicYou, Knuckles, and Shadow went and beat up those trolls, didn't you?

TailsNo!

SonicOh!

TailsShadow killed them...

SonicWhat!?

TailsYou don't understand, Sonic. He pulled a knife on them.

SonicWell, if Shadow killed them in self-defense, I guess it's fine.

TailsNo. Shadow pulled a knife out and stabbed them to death; there was a lot of blood.

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SonicI'll be right back; I'm gonna go talk to Shadow.

TailsOkay, I'm gonna go back to sleep now, good night...

The NarratorBack to Knuckles...

Knuckless...Zzz...Zzz...Zzz...

KnucklessMan, what happened? I don't remember anything after Shadow killed those trolls...

Knuckless...wuh? Yes!

KnucklessWhat the fuck?!

Donkey Kong...Mmm... Banana...

The NarratorBack to Shadow...

ShadowSonic, go away; I'm trying to sleep... I'll hear your bitching later...

PoriI'm not this Sonic person you speak of.

ShadowWho are you!?

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ShadowNow, I'll ask you again, who are you?

PoriI know you killed those trolls.

ShadowWhat are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about.

PoriI asked around, and someone told me they saw you last night, high as shit with a shovel. So, that pretty much tells me you killed them.

PoriBefore you shoot, Shadow, I'll tell you this: They are on your trail; it's only a matter of time before they get you.

ShadowThey don't scare me.

Mario (off-screen)Hey!

ShadowWho said that?

MarioWhich one of you trolled Toad?!

Page 14

PoriHe trolled your friend.

ShadowWhat!?

MarioDie!

ShadowShit! He's getting away!

ShadowFuck! He's gone!

MarioGet ready to die, troll!

ShadowYou don't get it. I'm not a troll, but the guy that got away is...

Shadow...and that guys' friends are the people that trolled your friend, but I killed them...

Shadow...but, there's more trolls; I don't know how many.

MarioI believe you. I'm gonna go and deal with these trolls myself now. I'll be leaving now.

ShadowI think I gotta tell Sonic about this. I think he needs to know that Tails might be a target.

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ShadowOh, right, Sonic. There he is... Ehhh, here comes his bitching. I know Tails pussyed out and told him everything.

SonicWhy did you kill those trolls? There no bloodshed needed, Shadow; I said not to bring any villains into this.

ShadowSonic, there is something I need to tell you. So, why don't you just shut the fuck up and listen to me. And for once, villains was the only way to shut them up; peace didn't work.

SonicYou should feel sorry for what you did; it was wrong and I don't want to see/hear about this ever again.

ShadowMan, shut up! You need to stop thinking you're everyone's boss. I can do whatever the fuck I like. I'm glad those trolls are dead; they needed to die. And, if you were more like me, Eggman would be dead. So, don't give me this "no bloodshed" shit. What I did was needed.

TailsGuys, stop it! Please, don't fight!

ShadowFuck you, Sonic!

TailsUmmm... Who are those guys?

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TokeThe blue faggot is mine.

SonicI have a girlfriend.

TailsTails, got get Knuckles!

TailsOkay, Sonic.

ShadowYou're lucky Sonic is here, 'cause if he weren't, you'd be dead.

The NarratorBack to Tails...

KnucklesSo, you're telling me you weren't drunk of fucked up in anyway when you had sex with me and that monkey?

TailsSigh... Sigh... Shadow... and Sonic... are being... attack by these... trolls...

KnucklesThere's more of them? Oh, this should be fun!

TailsYeah, let's hurry! I don't want to miss any of this!

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TokeYou're a fag that likes taking Miracle Whip™ in the face like a faggot ho. You're such a retard that you suck on dinosaur nipples.

SonicShadow, donnot say anything. I got this. Just don't talk.

ShadowOh, this should be fun. I can't wait to see you fail, Sonic.

SonicOkay, look, this little "trolling" thing you're doing isn't proving anything. You're doing nothing but hurting others. You get nothing out of it.

Kei-soI bet your girlfriend knows how to suck my big, hairy balls like a pro. I heard your girlfriend is a slutty bitch.

SonicDo NOT talk about my girlfriend that way.

BrandonShe's a bitch that fucks all the fags in town, because that bitch of yours has a dick.

SonicShut the fuck up!

TokeYour girl goes around, fucking all the fags with her man-penis; they call her "Big Daddy".

ShadowWell, that was fast. Sonic, you failed so badly.

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PoriIt was nice know you guys. Good-bye.

TokeWhere are you going? Sigh... Whatever, he's just a noob.

Kei-soWhere did he go!?

Kei-soAaaaaaahh!!

TokeNooo! Why did you kill him!? I loved him!

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ShadowDon't worry, Sonic. I killed the fat one. It's all cool, man. I know all about the feeling for the taste of blood.

SonicShit! I failed!

TailsCrap, we're late. I missed everything.

KnucklesSonic, that was fucking awsome!

ShadowThank you, Sonic, for proving that peace isn't the answer when it comes to trolls. You're a good friend!

SonicNo! Fuck you, Shadow! Tell me those trolls came after us!

ShadowWell, that's what I was trying to tell you while you were bitching. From what I remember, the troll with the sword said something like there were more trolls after us.

ShadowAlmost like there's a group of trolls; a cult of some sort. And, there's something different about this trolls; he hasn't troll anyone so far.

ShadowThese people are definitely after me and Tails. It's best if we fight them, Sonic.

SonicNo! I'm not gonna be join your troll fight you're having, Shadow.

SonicLeave me out of this!

ShadowFine, whatever...

Page 20

SilverHahhh, everything is so great today. Nothing could mess this up.

AlexHey, you're awfully lonely, aren't you? You must be a loser, or something.

AlexI can only imagine how it must feel to not have a family, even if they hated you. I mean, by just looking at you, I can tell that your parents must've wanted to get rid of you before you were old enough to speak. It must suck being you.

SilverI'm sorry, who are you?

AlexI bet time, after time, you wish you were like Sonic, someone with friends; someone with a life. It's truly sad that people like you are born in this world without meaning.

SilverYou don't know me!

AlexYou're right, no one does. The only girl in your life must feel sorry for you. I know I do. I bet countless times that your father never wanted to have you.

AlexBut hey, you can't live life saying, "What if?" What if I had tallent? What if my parents didn't hate me? What if someone loved me? There is no point saying "what if?" Your life is meaningless, and it will be until the day you die.

AlexGood luck with having a meaningless life. There is only one thing that will make you feel better: your hand.

SilverGRRRAAAAAHHHH!!!

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PussySlayer9000Hahahaha, look at that dumbass noob; you're always feeding. You're the worst enemy of all time; you just walk around like a retard.

PussySlayer9000Only moron idiots, like you, walk off cliffs and die. Man, I would hate to be your boss. Being stuck with fucking dumb cretures.

AustinYou tell that small ballsack-looking motherfucker that he's a little punk bitch and will be nothing more than some stupid monster.

PussySlayer9000Yeah! Ahahahah! You stupid monster.

PussySlayer9000Yeah. I mean, what the fuck are you anyway, you damn abomination? Lol, he's got a big mouth. I bet he's good at, y'know, sucking!

AustinYou're one fat-looking fat guy.