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{{Script|Tails|Tails|THIS!!}} | {{Script|Tails|Tails|THIS!!}} | ||
(Tails pulls out a gun a shoots | (Tails pulls out a gun a shoots Alex multiple times in the chest) | ||
{{Script|UARAlex|Alex|AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!}} | {{Script|UARAlex|Alex|AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!}} | ||
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(Kirby watches the bloodshed.) | |||
{{Script|Kirby|Kirby|Fuck this shit!! i'm not dying like him.}} | {{Script|Kirby|Kirby|Fuck this shit!! i'm not dying like him.}} | ||
(Kirby escapes.) | |||
{{Script|UARAlex|Alex|s-stop!}} | {{Script|UARAlex|Alex|s-stop!}} | ||
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(Cut to Bowser’s castle) | (Cut to Bowser’s castle) | ||
{{Script|Tooth D. | {{Script|Tooth D. Cay|Tooth D. Cay|Hello, lord goomba, can you tell lord bowser that we are here to see him, me and my companion are both Jehovah Witnesses, we have witnessed a lot. Right jehova?}} | ||
{{Script|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|that's not my name}} | {{Script|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|that's not my name}} | ||
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{{Script|Goomba|Goomba|Lord bowser, they are here again! It's the Jehovah witnesses.}} | {{Script|Goomba|Goomba|Lord bowser, they are here again! It's the Jehovah witnesses.}} | ||
(The Goomba begins to sweat.) | |||
{{Script|Goomba|Goomba (Thinking)|No one has ever called me a lord. Oooo i like the sound of that.}} | {{Script|Goomba|Goomba (Thinking)|No one has ever called me a lord. Oooo i like the sound of that.}} | ||
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{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|4 HOURS LATER}} | {{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|4 HOURS LATER}} | ||
{{Script|Tooth D. | {{Script|Tooth D. Cay|Tooth D. Cay|Is Lord Bowser coming? Not to sound impatient or rude but where the fuck is he?}} | ||
(The Goomba watches something on his phone.) | |||
{{Script|Goomba|Goomba|..um? Huh? Did you say something?}} | {{Script|Goomba|Goomba|..um? Huh? Did you say something?}} | ||
(The Goomba nervously turns around, covering a part of his phone screen obscuring a muscular waifu.) | |||
{{Script|Goomba|Goomba|You're still here? Can you not get a hint? He's not coming, He bailed. He's probably fucking princess peaches as we speak..}} | {{Script|Goomba|Goomba|You're still here? Can you not get a hint? He's not coming, He bailed. He's probably fucking princess peaches as we speak..}} | ||
{{Script|Koopa|Koopa|It's true. I was watching it}} | {{Script|Koopa|Koopa|It's true. I was watching it}} | ||
{{Script|Tooth D. | {{Script|Tooth D. Cay|Tooth D. Cay|Dang that burns! We came here to force freed our beliefs down this turtles throat and he unjustly bails on us. Leaving us to wait 4 hours...}} | ||
{{Script|Tooth D. | {{Script|Tooth D. Cay|Tooth D. Cay|it stings so much I feel like he just set me on fire...}} | ||
{{Script|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|Let's get out of here. Maybe we'll have better luck with King k room or Eggman?}} | {{Script|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|Concave Headed Mother Fucker|Let's get out of here. Maybe we'll have better luck with King k room or Eggman?}} | ||
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Previous: Tails gets trolled Ultimate Alternate reality/Script
Page 1
Narroratorback to tails
(Cut to Tails holding a knife)
Tailshahahah
Tailswhats that sound?
Alexbecause of your cute face
Alexi would look on the bright side if i were you... don't let your physicque get the best of you
Tailshey faggots!
(Tails give Alex the bird)
Tailsfuck you
Tailsahahahahahahahahahah
(Alex starts crying)
Page 2
Kirbyhey man not cool!!
(Tails is giving the bird)
Tailsshut up you fat fucking pink bitch
Alexd-didn't anyone tell you that words can hurt?
Tailsno because only pussies say that shit. words can't actually hurt someone
Tailsbut do you know what CAN hurt?
TailsTHIS!!
(Tails pulls out a gun a shoots Alex multiple times in the chest)
AlexAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Page 3
(Kirby watches the bloodshed.)
KirbyFuck this shit!! i'm not dying like him.
(Kirby escapes.)
Alexs-stop!
(Tails shoots Alex in the face)
Tailsahhhh i need a smoke
(Tails picks up a used cigarette and smokes it)
(Cut to Shadow, sleeping. Silver steps on a leaf)
ShadowHmmmm how many people are gonna step on that leaf? Who ever it is come back later I hven't had any sleep
SilverHey Shadow you're one ugly son of a bitch
Page 4
ShadowI was trying to sleep. What do you want? Can't this wait until tomorrow?
SilverNo it can't! This Troll was complimenting me and he was too positive and i didn't like any of it. You know me Shadow. I'm not into that hallmart channel shit.
ShadowI think i know which Troll you're talking about. Yeah they are too nice man. Just makes me wanna pop a cap in their ass. Drive by a motha fucka. You understand.
SilverWas that a yes?
ShadowI'm gonna call some friends to help us fuck them up.
Narroratormeanw→
→hile
(Cut to Bowser’s castle)
Tooth D. CayHello, lord goomba, can you tell lord bowser that we are here to see him, me and my companion are both Jehovah Witnesses, we have witnessed a lot. Right jehova?
Concave Headed Mother Fuckerthat's not my name
GoombaLord bowser, they are here again! It's the Jehovah witnesses.
(The Goomba begins to sweat.)
Goomba (Thinking)No one has ever called me a lord. Oooo i like the sound of that.
BowserCome again!?
Goomba (Of screem)JEHOVAH WITNESSES!!
Bowser*sigh
BowserJUST A MINUTE!!
(Bowser leaves)
Page 5
Goombahe will be with you in just a moment..
Narrorator4 HOURS LATER
Tooth D. CayIs Lord Bowser coming? Not to sound impatient or rude but where the fuck is he?
(The Goomba watches something on his phone.)
Goomba..um? Huh? Did you say something?
(The Goomba nervously turns around, covering a part of his phone screen obscuring a muscular waifu.)
GoombaYou're still here? Can you not get a hint? He's not coming, He bailed. He's probably fucking princess peaches as we speak..
KoopaIt's true. I was watching it
Tooth D. CayDang that burns! We came here to force freed our beliefs down this turtles throat and he unjustly bails on us. Leaving us to wait 4 hours...
Tooth D. Cayit stings so much I feel like he just set me on fire...
Concave Headed Mother FuckerLet's get out of here. Maybe we'll have better luck with King k room or Eggman?
(Cut back to Silver and Shadow)
SilverShadow, these people look dumb.
ShadowThey can handle trolls. They want to help us destroy them for no reason
SilverThat's not true. You're doing it because it's fun, That's the reason.
ShaggyZoints. So like, we'll be like, you know, like...