Tails Gets Trolled Censored/Script
- See also: tails gets trolled (Chapter 1)/Script
Stats
- Character count: ~11200
- No spaces: ~9300
- Character with most lines: Shadow (58)
- Character(s) with least lines: Donkey Kong, Brandon (1)
Page 1
(Tails is seen walking along near a cave.)
TailsLololololol.
(Behind him in the cave pair of faces can be seen.)
??? Hahahaha, look at that noob. What a talentless looking fox!
(Tails stops walking.)
TailsWhats thats noise?
??? Hahahaha..
TailsWho's there?
(Butter Tits and Dick Taker appear.)
Butter TitsYou're a gay idiot, you look so stupid.. You noob, you're such a dummy that has no friends. And, you're ugly. You should fix that ugly face of yours moron.
(Tails makes his iconic face.)
Butter TitsYou mad? You mad? You look mad you stupid cow.
The Dick TakerYeah she's mad.
(Tails is visibly upset from the trolls insults.)
Butter TitsYou have no telent you big dumb animal.
(Tails begins to cry before running away from the trolls who appear quite happy.)
Page 2
(Tails is now seen crying next to a concerned Sonic in a field while Shadow sits on a stool nearby knitting.)
ShadowHmmm..
(Tails is crying.)
ShadowWhat's he crying about now?
SonicHe has been getting trolled.. You know, they're calling Tails names and crap. he can't take it..
SonicThe way to stop a troll, is to become his friend. As his friend, you can show him or her the right path.
ShadowThat's bull crap. Don't listen to him, that won't work.
SonicHow would you deal with a troll Shadow?
ShadowI'll show you.
(Shadow turns to the camera and raises his fist.)
ShadowScrew you trolls.
Page 3
SonicThere's no need for any bloodshed.. This problem can be solved without any villains.
TailsOk..
(Shadow goes back to knitting.)
ShadowSonic, sometimes there's need to do what's needed. If it were up to me, Eggman would be dead and we would never have to worry.
SonicThose people who trolled Tails are just misunderstood kids.
(Sonic places his right hand on Tails arm. Tails is no longer crying.)
SonicTails come, i will talk to these kids and stop this hate, with kindness.
(Shadow stands up with a roll of paper wrapped up.)
ShadowThat's not gonna work Sonic.. Tails trust me when i say this, i know what i'm talking about.
TailsMaybe Sonic is right.
ShadowGo ahead leave, you will find out the hard way.
(Sonic and Tails run off, leaving behind a large dust cloud.)
ShadowDumb fox will learn.
Page 4
(We cut back to the trolls who trolled Tails and see they are currently trolling a Toad from the Super Mario Bros. series.)
Butter TitsAnd you're a little fairy that has no friends.
(The camera zooms in on Butter Tits's face as he pulls an evil smirk.)
Butter TitsYou moronic mushroom!
(Sonic and Tails arrive off-screen and see this happen.)
SonicHey, what you guys said to my friend was really hateful. I would like it if you said sorry.
The Dick TakerHey man look, that derpy fox brought his feminine friend to talk to us.
SonicI'm not feminine, i have a girl friend. And i would like it if this conflict ended in peace.
Butter TitsOh look! The telentless blue pokemon wants to end this in peace. You're a idiotic butt pirate that has no friends. And you're so ugly, noob trollololol.
(Sonic is beginning to become frustrated.)
SonicYou mustn't know who i am. I have a lot of talent, and i have lots of friends. One of those friends are right beside me. There for, what you're saying isn't true. So i'm not offended by your hateful statements.
Butter TitsDerp, you're so stupid.
(Sonic pulls a smile.)
SonicWhy don't we just be friends? This is pointless.
Butter TitsI bet your girl friend is a stupid cow, and the town tease. She really knows how to take it like a man.
(A deep frown is now present on Sonic's face.)
Butter TitsYour girl friend's a stupid tease, and because of that, you're frisky with that doofus fox.
Page 5
SonicAghh.. I'm gonna ignore what you just said, and ask you one more time. Let's end this hate and become friends.
Butter TitsYour girl is easy, and you're mentally challenged.
(Sonic Is now scowling in disgust at the Troll.)
SonicTails, let's get out of here..
TailsOk..
(The scene cuts away to Shadow and Knuckles talking to each other in a field.)
NarroratorAfterwards.
KnucklesI'm telling you man.
Knuckles then looks away from Shadow once Sonic and Tails arrive.)
KnucklesHey Sonic you're back, how's it goin?
SonicI'm so mad.. I'm gonna make love to my girl friend so i won't be so mad.
ShadowOk, i'm gonna take a random guess and say you guys failed with that peace crap.
TailsYou was right Shadow..
(Shadow pulls a cocky smirk.)
ShadowI freakin knew it.
KnucklesWhat are you guys talking about?
ShadowThey've been getting trolled.
Page 6
KnucklesOh Tails, you have nothing to worry about. Shadow is good at dealing with trolls, i've seen it.
TailsAlright Shadow, can you help me deal with these haters?
ShadowOk, listen closely.
(The camera zooms out a bit to show more of Shadow's body.)
ShadowI'm gonna show you how to defeat a troll, so you will now how to do it yourself.
(The camera zooms out even further.)
ShadowYou guys will only watch me, you will not speak. That may make it harder. Do you understand that?
TailsYes, understood.
ShadowAlright let's go! Tails, lead me to them batsards.
TailsGreat, you can teach them who's boss.
(Shadow strikes a pose after Tails speaks.)
ShadowHahahahaha!
Page 7
(The scene is now one of an empty field with a mountain in the distance. The scene then cuts again to the two trolls from before.)
Butter TitsHey, do you see that? It looks like a group of pokemon coming this way.
Butter TitsOh shiznit! It's that re-re fox again! And he brought two more of his butt munch friends.
ShadowHello crotch heads, so you're the trolls i've heard about?
Butter TitsOh how cute, it knows how to talk. You're a brainless fagle. You have no talent, and you're really ugly even for a pokemon.
ShadowHey, it looks like you ate a little too much KFC fatso.
(Butter Tits is now a little upset.)
Butter TitsWell.. You're ignorant, and you have no friends.
ShadowYou need to cut down on the Mcdonald's fat hinie.
(Tails looks over at Knuckles and sees he is grinning.)
TailsHey, is that how you stop a troll?
KnucklesNo, he's just baiting them right now.
The Dick TakerHey, deformed donkey. You're so ugly, and your friends are ugly too.
ShadowI guess your mom is into deformed donkey's then.
Butter TitsShut up.. You're a huge noob that's defected and ugly.
Page 8
ShadowOnly dumb people and fat dumb people repeat the same insults.
Butter TitsYou're stupid.. You don't know anything, you dumb fruit cake.
(Shadow rushes at and punches Butter Tits, knocking him to the ground.)
ShadowWhat do you got to say now you stupid freaking troll?
The Dick TakerUhh.... I was just joking about what i said about you and your friends before.
TailsShadow! what are you doing??
(Shadow is now sporting a malicious grin.)
ShadowThey can't troll you if they're dead.
(Shadow then pulls out a knife with a red handle.)
Page 9
TailsWait! there must be another way to deal with these trolls.. I can't let you kill them.
(Shadow pulls the Dick Taker up by his hair and places the blade on his throat.)
ShadowThere isn't. You remember what happened when you guys tried peace? You can't talk to them, they're too oblivious.
The Dick TakerAHHHHHHHH!!!
TailsBut..
(Knuckles rests a hand on Tails left shoulder.)
KnucklesHe's right Tails.
(Shadow places the knife at The Dick Taker's neck. The next panel shows Shadow smiling as he slices, with Dick Taker's body being off-screen. Tails closes his eyes.)
ShadowNow for the fat one.
(As the Butter Tits starts to recover Shadow's shadow begins to loom over him.)
Butter TitsI'm sorry! i won't troll again, i promise!
(Shadow stabs Butter Tits. THe knife is plunged into his body off-screen.)
ShadowToo late for that f***er!
Butter TitsBleehhhhh!!
(Shadow stands over the body of Butter Tits.)
ShadowF***er.
Page 10
KnucklesMan.. It took along tmie burying that fat guy, it's really late.
ShadowYea.. Remind me next time not to kill such a fat person.
TailsI'm going home.. I'll see you guys later.
(As Tails leaves Knuckles and Shadow wave at him.)
KnucklesBye! This was fun, we should do this more often.
ShadowBye.
KnucklesHey Shadow, you wanna get high?
ShadowYou know i do.
(Knuckles and Shadow both take their shovels and slam their ends into each other in the air.)
KnucklesHigh shovel!
ShadowHigh shovel!
(The scene then cuts to a room shrouded in darkness where two figures, one large and one snake-like can be seen.)
NarroratorMeanwhile.
Troll KingWhat's the problem?
PoriSir. Two more of our trolls have one missing.
Troll KingFind out who's doing this and take them out.
(A creature with mismatched eyes and a pair of animal-like ears which has a sword strapped on its back.)
PoriYes Sir.
Page 11
(The scene cuts to show it's now the following morning, the sun shining in the sky. The camera pans downwards and shows Tails sleeping on some rocks next to the trunk of a large tree.)
TailsZzZz.. ZzZz.. ZzZz...
(Sonic suddenly appears.)
SonicTails, wake up.
TailsWhat?
SonicYou, Knuckles and Shadow went and beat up them trolls didn't you??
TailsNo..
(Sonic looks relieved.)
SonicOh.
TailsShadow killed them..
(Sonic becomes furious.)
SonicWHAT!?!
TailsYou don't understand.. He pulled a knife on them.
SonicWell.. If Shadow killed them in defense, then i guess it's fine.
(Tails becomes distant.)
TailsNo.. Shadow pulled out the knife and stabbed them to death. There was a lot of blood..
Page 12
SonicI'll be right back, i'm gonna talk to Shadow..
TailsOk.. I'm gonna go back to sleep now, good night...
(The Scene cuts and shows a blanket in the middle of a field with Knuckles sleeping under it. The camera then zooms in to show Knuckles face.)
NarroratorBack to Knuckles.
KnucklesZzZ.. ZzZ.. ZzZ...
KnucklesMan what happened?.. I don't remember anything after killing those trolls..
KnucklesYes!
KnucklesWhat the f**k?
Donkey KongBanana..
NarroratorBack to Shadow.
(The scene cuts to Shadow sitting cross-legged in a field with his eyes closed.)
(The camera cuts again and shows a brown shoe stepping on a leaf nearby. Shadow looks slightly irritated.)
ShadowSonic, go away. I'm trying to sleep.. I'll hear your whining later.
PoriI'm not this, Sonic person you speak of.
(Shadow doesn't turn around but he opens his eyes.)
ShadowWho are you?
Page 13
(The camera shows Pori quickly pulling out his blade. Shadow reacts by whipping a gun around towards him. The two stare down each other as they aim their weapons at one anothers head.)
ShadowNow i'll ask you again, who are you?
PoriI know you killed them trolls.
ShadowWhat are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about.
PoriI asked around and someone saw you last night high as crap holding a shovel. So that pretty much tells me you killed them.
(Pori places his blade back in its sheath.)
PoriBefore you shoot, i'll tell you this Shadow. They're on your trail, it's only a matter of time.
ShadowThey don't scare me.
(Pori glares.)
MarioHey!!
(Shadow turns to where that voice came from.)
ShadowWho said that?
(The camera then reveals it was Mario who yelled. He stands firm with fire engulfing his left hand.)
MarioWhich one of you trolled Toad!?
Page 14
(Pori looks at Shadow.)
PoriHe trolled your friend.
ShadowWhat?
(Mario throws a fireball at Shadow.)
MarioDie!!
(Shadow pulls back away from the fireball which gives Pori the chance he needs to escape.)
ShadowCrap he's getting away!
(The camera shows Pori vanishing into the distance.)
ShadowF**k he's gone.
MarioGet ready to die troll.
ShadowYou don't know the story. I'm not a troll, but the guy who got away is.
(Mario begins to calm down as Shadow speaks.)
ShadowAnd that guys friends are the people who trolled your friend. I killed them two trolls.
(The camera zooms in on Shadow's face.)
ShadowBut there's more trolls. I don't knkow how many.
MarioI believe you.. I'm going to deal with these trolls myself. I'll be leaving now..
ShadowI think i got to tell Sonic about this. I think he needs to know that Tails might be a target.
Page 15
(Shadow then notices Sonic approaching him.)
ShadowAlright, there's Sonic.. Ehh, here comes his whining.. I know Tails wimped out and told him.
(Sonic crosses his arms and frowns as he starts to speak.)
SonicWhy did you kill them trolls? There was no bloodshed needed Shadow.. I said not to bring any villains into this.
(Shadow scowls.)
ShadowThere is something we need to talk about, so why don't you shut the f**k up and listen. And for one, villains was the only way to shut them up. Peace? Didn't work.
(Sonic points at Shadow.)
SonicYou should feel bad for what you did. It was wrong, and i don't want to see/hear about this again!
ShadowMan shut up.. You need to stop thinking your everyones boss! I can do what the heck i like, and i'm glad those crackers are dead, they needed to die. And if you would have been more like me, Eggman would also be dead. So don't give me this no bloodshed duty. What i did was needed.
(The camera shows Tails standing nearby.)
TailsGuys stop it! Please don't fight!
(Shadow puts his fist up.)
ShadowF**k you Sonic.
(The camera then shows Tails pointing at something off-screen.)
TailsUm.. Who are those guys?
(The scene then cuts and shows Pori, and three others standing behind him, Toke, Kei-so, and Brandon.)
Page 16
TokeThe blue Homo sexual is mine.
(Toke dashes straight towards Sonic.) (Toke tries to kick Sonic but misses. While his leg is in the air Sonic grabs it.)
SonicI have a girl friend.
SonicTails, go get Knuckles!
TailsOk Sonic.
(Tails runs off. Shadow is seen holding the fist of Kei-so while pointing his gun at his head.)
ShadowYou're lucky Sonic is here or i would kill you.
NarroratorBack to Knuckles.
(The scene cuts away to Rouge and Knuckles talking to each other in a field.)
KnucklesSo you're telling me.. You wasn't drunk or messed up in any way, when you made love with me and that monkey?
(Tails stops running next to them, sweating profusely.)
TailsSigh.... Sighhh... Shadow and Sonic are being attacked by trolls!
KnucklesThere's more of them? Oh this should be good.
(Tails collects himself and stands up straight.)
TailsYea.. Let's hurry, i don't want to miss any of this.
(The camera then shows Tails running with Knuckles flying by his side.)
Page 17
(The scene cuts back to Toke.)
TokeYou're a cross dresser who likes taking miracle whip in the face like a manly girl. You're such a degenerate who sucks on dinosaur nipples.
SonicShadow don't say anything.. I got this, just don't talk.
ShadowOh this, should be good. I can't wait to watch you fail.
SonicOk look, this little troll thing you all are doing isn't proving anything.. You're not doing anything but hurting others, you get nothing out of it.
(Sonic becomes a bit angry.)
Kei-soI bet your girl friend knows how to suck my big hairy toe like a pro. I also heard that your girl friend is a skanky trick.
SonicDo not, talk about my girl friend.
Brandon, based off of someone we used to know and was mentioned in our old Micah Rat projectShe's a trick that licks all the toes in town, because that trick of yours has a weener.
(A vein bulges on Sonic's forehead.)
SonicYou shut the f**k up!!
TokeYour girl friend goes around licking all the toes with her man tongue, they call her big daddy.
(Sonic becomes so angry now that his skin shifts to a deeper shade of blue than usual and his pupils start to become transparent.)
(Shadow looks at sonic with an unamused expression.)
ShadowWell that was fast, Sonic failed so bad..
(A blue aura surrounds Sonic's body as his pupils fully vanish.)
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PoriIt was nice knowing you guys, good bye..
TokeAnd where are you going?? Sigh.. Whatever, he's just a noob.
(Sonic flashes a sinister grin at the remaining trolls before standing up straight and then teleporting behind Kei-so.){ {Script|Kei-so|Kei-so|Where he go?? }} (Sonic kicks Kei-so on the side, causing blood to spew from his mouth as he is pushed aside.)
Kei-soAHHHH!!!!
TokeNOO!!! WHY!?.. Why did you kill him? I loved him...
(Sonic punches Toke in the face.)
Page 19
(Shadow is standing over Brandon's corpse with his fists clenched.)
ShadowDon't worry man, i killed the fat one. It's all cool man, i know all about the taste for blood.
(Upon seeing this Sonic falls to his knees and holds his fists near his face.)
SonicCrap, i failed..
(Tails and knuckles arrive and look at the aftermath.)
TailsCrap! We're too late, we missed everything.
KnucklesThat's so awesome Sonic.
ShadowSonic, thank you for proving that peace isn't crap when it comes to dealing with trolls. You're a good friend.
SonicF**k you Shadow! Now tell me why those trolls attacked us..
ShadowThat's what i was trying to tell you before you started whining.. That troll with the sword mentioned that there were more trolls after us.
(Shadow tries to picture the troll, Pori, in his head.)
ShadowAnd by the sound of it, there's a group of trolls. A cult of some kind.. But i noticed something about thiss troll, he hasn't insulted anyone so far.
ShadowThese people are after me and Tails, i'm assuming. It's best if we fight them Sonic.
SonicNo.. I'm not going to be drawn into your little troll fight Shadow.
(Sonic turns around and starts walking away.)
SonicLeave me out of this..
ShadowFine, whatever..
Page 20
(The camera cuts away to a red place, where Silver is sitting down and smiling.)
SilverAhh.. Everything is great today! Nothing could mess this up.
(As Silver sits, a man approaches him from behind. He has a red highlight over his forehead in his otherwise dark brown hair, which covers his right eye. he wears a black sleeveless shirt and even darker black pants. He also has purple eye shadow on.)
AlexHey, you seem awfully lonely. You must be a loser or something.
AlexI could only imagine how it must feel to have no family. If you do have one, then they probably hate you. I mean, just by looking you i can tell that your parents wanted to get rid of you, probably before you were old enough to speak.. It must suck being you.
(Silver now looks displeased.)
SilverUm.. Sorry, who are you?
AlexI bet time after time, you wish you could be someone important. Someone with friends, someone with a life. It is truly sad that pathetic people are born into this world, without a meaning.
SilverYou don't know me..
(Alex lights a ciggarete and smokes it backwards.)
AlexYou're right, no one does. Any girl in your life must feel sorry for you, i know i do. It would be even worse to see you become a father.
AlexBut hey, you can't go through life saying what if? What if you had talent? What if your parents didn't hate you? What if someone loved you? No point in saying what if. Your life is meaningless, and it will be until the day you die.
AlexGood luck with your meaningless existence, with the only thing that will make you feel better. Your hand..
SilverAhhhhggg...
Page 21
(The Scene cuts to a bright grassy hill dotted with bushes that have apples growing on them. A Goomba can be seen here with tears building in it's eyes as it gets trolled.)
PussySlayer9000HAHAHAHAAA!! Look at that dummy noob always feeding. You're the worst badie of all time, you just walk around like a dimwit.
(The camera pans around to show PussySlayer9000.)
PussySlayer9000Only moron idiots like you walk off cliffs. Man, i would hate to be your boss. Stuck with dumb useless creatures.
AustinYou tell that small sack looking mofo that he's a little punk, and will be nothing more than some stupid monster.
PussySlayer9000Yea! HAHAHAA!! You stupid mosnter.
(As the Goomba bursts into tears Mario and Luigi arrive.)
PussySlayer9000What the heck are you anyway? You dang abomination. Lol, he's got a big mouth. I bet he's good at, you know, sucking.
(Mario runs straight past PussySlayer9000 to Austin with a large mallet in hand. Luigi jumps up and lands on PussySlayer's head, sending him flying to the ground. When his head hits the ground, his face is pressed against the floor. As that happens Mario comes to a stop right in front of Austin.)
AustinYou're one fat looking fat guy.
(Mario hammers down the troll.)