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==Chapter 1: Tails Gets Trolled==
==Chapter 1: Tails Gets Trolled==

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Chapter 1: Tails Gets Trolled

Page 1

TailsLolololol.

Butter Tits (Hidden)Hahaha... Look at that noob. What a talentless looking fox.

TailsWhat's that noise?

Dick Taker (Hidden)Hahaha...

TailsWho's there?

Butter TitsYou're gay and a retard. You look so stupid. You're a noob, and you're such a retard that has no friends, and you're ugly. You should fix that ugly face of yours, retard.

Butter TitsYou mad? You mad? You look mad. You stupid bitch.

Dick TakerYes, she's mad.

Butter TitsYou have no talent. You big retarded ho.

Page 2

ShadowHmmm...

ShadowWhat's he crying about now?

SonicHe has been getting trolled. You know how it is. They're calling Tails gay and shit. He can't take it!

SonicThe way to stop a troll is to become his friend; as his friend, you can show him the right path.

ShadowThat is bullshit. Don't listen to him. That won't work.

SonicHow would you deal with a troll, Shadow?

ShadowI'll show you.

ShadowFuck you, trolls!

Page 3

SonicShadow, there is no need for any bloodshed. This problem can be solved without any villains.

TailsOkay...

ShadowSonic, sometimes there is best to do what's needed. If it were up to me, Eggman would be dead, and we would never have to worry.

SonicThose people that trolled Tails are just misunderstood kids...

SonicTails, come. I will talk to these kids and stop this hate with kindness.

ShadowThat's not gonna work Sonic. Tails, trust me when I say this. I know what I'm talking about.

TailsMaybe Sonic is right...

ShadowGo ahead, leave, you will find out the hard way.

ShadowDumbasses will learn...

Page 4

Butter Tits...And you're a little faggot that has no friends-

Butter Tits-You retarded mushroom!

SonicHey, what you guys said to my friend was really hateful and I would like it if you said sorry.

Dick TakerHey man, look. That dumbass fox brought his gay friend to talk to us.

SonicI'm not gay. I have a girlfriend, and I would like it if this conflict ended in peace.

Butter TitsOh look, the talentless blue Pokémon wants to end this in peace. You're a retarded faggot that has no friends and you're so ugly, noob, trolololol!

SonicYou must not know who I am. I have a lot of talent and I have lots of friends; one of them is right beside me. And what you're saying isn't true, so I am not offended by your hateful comments.

Butter TitsRetard, you're so stupid.

SonicWhy don't we just become friends? This is stupid.

Butter TitsI bet your girlfriend is stupid cow and the town slut; she really knows how to take it like a man.

Butter TitsYour girlfriend a stupid ho, and because of that, you're gay with that retarded fox.

Page 5

SonicEhhh... I'm just gonnna ignore what you said and ask you one more time. Let's end this hate and become friends.

Butter TitsYour girl is bitch and you're a retard.

SonicTails, let's get out of here.

TailsOkay.

NarratorAfterwards...

KnucklesI'm telling you man!

KnucklesHey Sonic, you're back. How's it going?

SonicI'm so mad, I'm gonna go have sex with my girlfriend so I won't be so mad.

ShadowOkay, I'm gonna take and random guess and say you guys failed with that peace crap.

TailsYou were right Shadow...

ShadowI fucking knew it.

KnucklesWhat are you guys talking about?

ShadowThey have been getting trolled...

Page 6

KnucklesOh Tails, you have nothing to worry about. Shadow is good at dealing with trolls. I've seen it.

TailsAlright, Shadow, can you help me deal with these haters?

ShadowOkay, listen closely.

ShadowI'm gonna show you how to deal with a troll, so you will know how to do it yourself.

ShadowYou guys will only watch me. You will not speak, that may make it harder. Do you understand that?

TailsYes, understood!

ShadowAlright, let's go. Tails, lead me to those bastards.

TailsGreat! You can teach them who's boss.

ShadowHahahahaha!

Page 7

Butter TitsHey, do you see that? It looks like a group of Pokémon coming at us.

Butter TitsOh shit! It's that retarded fox again, and be brought two of his gay friends.

ShadowHello dickhead, so you're the trolls I've heard about.

Butter TitsOh, how cute, it knows how to talk. You're a retarded faggot that has no talent, and you are really ugly, even for a Pokémon.

ShadowHey, it looks like you ate a little to much KFC, fat fuck!

Butter TitsWell, you're stupid, and you have no friends...

ShadowYou need to cut down on the McDonald's, fatass.

TailsHey, is this how you stop a troll?

KnucklesNo, he's just baiting them right now...

Dick TakerHey inbred donkey, you're so ugly, and your friends are ugly too!

ShadowFor an inbred donkey, I can sure fuck your mom hard!

Butter TitsShut up! You're a retarded noob that's stupid and ugly!

Page 8

ShadowOnly retarded and fat retarded people repeat the same insults.

Butter TitsYou're stupid! You don't know anything, you dumb faggot!

ShadowWhat do you got to say now? You stupid fucking troll.

Dick TakerUhhhh... I was just joking about what I said about you and your friends.

TailsShadow, what are you doing?

ShadowThey can't troll you if they're dead.

Page 9

TailsWait! There must be another way to deal with these trolls. I can't let you kill them.

ShadowThere isn't. Do you remember what happened when you guys tried peace? You can't talk to them; they're too oblivious.

Dick TakerAaaaaaaaah!!!

TailsBut...

KnucklesHe's right, Tails.

ShadowNow for the fat one.

Butter TitsI'm so sorry, I won't troll again, I promise.

ShadowTo late for that, fucker!

Butter TitsAaaaaaaaah!!!

ShadowFucker!

Page 10

KnucklesMan, it took along time burying that fat guy. It's really late.

TailsI'm going home... I'll see you guys later...

KnucklesBye! This was fun, we should do this more often.

ShadowBye!

KnucklesHey Shadow, you wanna get high?

ShadowOh, you know I do.

KnucklesHigh shovel!

ShadowHigh shovel!

NarratorMeanwhile

Troll King (Hidden)What's the problem?

Pori (Hidden)Sir, two more of our trolls have gone missing.

Troll King (Hidden)Find out who's doing this and take them out!

PoriYes sir!

Page 11

TailsZzz... Zzz... Zzz...

SonicTails, wake up!

TailsWhat...?

SonicYou, Knuckles and Shadow went and beat up those trolls, didn't you?

TailsNo!

SonicOh!

TailsShadow killed them...

SonicWhat!!!

TailsYou don't understand, he pulled a knife on them!

SonicWell, if Shadow killed them in self defense, I guess it's fine.

TailsNo, Shadow pulled out the knife and stabbed them to death! There was a lot of blood...

Page 12

SonicI'll be right back, Tails. I'm gonna talk to Shadow.

TailsOkay. I'm gonna go back to sleep now. Good night...

NarratorBack to Knuckles

KnucklesMan, what happened...? I don't remember anything after Shadow killed those trolls...

KnucklesYes!

KnucklesWhat the fuck!?

Donkey KongBanana...

NarratorBack to Shadow

ShadowGo away, Sonic! I’m trying to sleep. I’ll hear your bitching later...

PoriI’m not this Sonic person you speak of.

ShadowWho are you!?

Page 13

ShadowNow, I'll ask you again; who are you?

PoriI know you killed those trolls.

ShadowWhat are you talking about? I don't know what you’re talking about.

PoriI asked around, and someone saw you last night. They told me they saw you high as shit with a shovel. So, that pretty much tells me you killed them.

PoriBefore you shoot, I'll tell you this, Shadow. They are on your tail; it’s only a matter of time before they get you.

ShadowThey don't scare me!

Mario (Offscreen)Hey!!!

ShadowWho said that!?

MarioWhich one of you trolled Toad?

Page 14

PoriHe trolled your friend.

ShadowWhat!?

MarioDie!!!

ShadowShit! He's getting away!

ShadowFuck! He's gone!

MarioGet ready to die, troll!

ShadowYou don't know the story! I'm not a troll, but the guy that got away is...

Shadow-And that guys' friends are the people that trolled your friend. But, I killed those two trolls.

ShadowBut, there are more trolls. I don't know how many there are.

MarioI believe you. I'm gonna deal with these trolls myself now. I'll be leaving now...

ShadowI think I got to tell Sonic about this. I think he needs to know that Tails might be a target.

Page 15

ShadowRight, Sonic... Ehhh, here comes his bitching... I know Tails bitched out and told him...

SonicWhy did you kill those trolls? There was no need for bloodshed, Shadow. I said not to bring any villains into this.

ShadowThere is something I need to talk about. So, why don't you just shut the fuck up and listen! And for once, villains was the only way to shut them up, peace didn't work!

SonicYou should feel bad for what you did. It was wrong and I don't want to see/hear about this again.

ShadowMan, shut up! You need to stop thinking you're everyone’s boss. I can do what the fuck I like and, I'm glad those fuckers are dead; they needed to die. And, if you would be more like me, Eggman would also be dead. So don't give me this "no bloodshed" shit. What I did was needed.

TailsGuys, stop it! Please don't fight.

ShadowFuck you, Sonic!

TailsUmm... Who are those guys?

Page 16

TokeThe blue faggot is mine!

SonicI have a girlfriend.

SonicTails! Go get Knuckles.

TailsOkay, Sonic.

ShadowYou're lucky Sonic is here, or I would have killed you.

NarratorBack to Tails

KnucklesSo, you're telling me you weren't drunk or fucked up in anyway when you had sex with me and that monkey?

TailsSigh... Sigh... Shadow and Sonic are being attacked by trolls...

KnucklesThere's more of them? Oh, this should be good.

TailsYeah, let's hurry, I don't want to miss any of this.

Page 17

TokeYou're a fag that likes taking Miracle Whip in the face like a faggot ho. You're such a retard that sucks on dinosaur nipples.

SonicShadow, don't say anything. I got this. Just don't talk.

ShadowOh, this should be good. I can't wait to see you fail, Sonic.

SonicOkay, look, this little "trolling" thing you're doing isn't proving anything. You're not doing anything but hurting others. You get nothing out of it.

Kei-soI bet your girlfriend knows how to suck my big, hairy balls like a pro. I heard your girlfriend is a slutty bitch.

SonicDo not talk about my girlfriend.

BrandonShe's a bitch that fucks all the fags in town; because that bitch of yours has a dick!

SonicYou shut the fuck up!

TokeYour girl goes around fucking all the fags with her man penis. They call her "Big Daddy".

ShadowWell, that was fast. Sonic failed so bad.

Page 18

PoriIt was nice knowing you guys. Good bye.

TokeWhere are you going? Sigh, whatever, he's just a noob.

Kei-soWhere did he go?

Kei-soAaaaaah!!!

TokeNooooo!!! Why did you kill him!? I loved him!

Page 19

ShadowDon't worry man, I killed the fat one. It’s all cool man. I know all about the taste of blood.

SonicShit! I failad!

TailsCrap, we are late. I missed everything!

KnucklesSonic, that was so awesome!

ShadowSonic, thank you for proving that peace is shit when it comes to trolls. You're a good friend.

SonicFuck you, Shadow! Now, why didn’t you tell me why those trolls came after us?

ShadowThat's what I was trying to tell you while you were bitching. The troll with the sword talked about how there were more trolls after us.

ShadowBy the sounds of it, there’s a group; a cult of some sort. But, there’s something different about this troll; he hasn't insulted anyone so far.

ShadowThese people are after me and Tails, I'm assuming. It’s best if we fight them, Sonic.

SonicNo! I'm not gonna be drawn into your little troll fight you're having, Shadow!

SonicLeave me out of this!

ShadowFine, whatever.

Page 20

SilverAaah... Everything is great today. Nothing can mess this up.

AlexHey, you're awfully lonely. You must be a loser, or something.

AlexI can only imagine how it must feel to not have a family, even if they hated you; I mean, just by looking at you, I can tell that your parents must have wanted to get rid of you before you were old enough to speak. It must suck being you.

SilverI'm sorry, who are you?

AlexI bet time, after time, you wish you were Sonic; someone with friends and a life. It is truly sad that pieces of shit are born into this world without any meaning.

SilverYou don't know me.

AlexYou're right, no one does. The only girl in your life must just feel sorry for you; I know I do. I bet countless times your father wanted to never have you.

AlexBut hey, you can't live life saying what if? What if I had talent? What if my parents didn't hate me? What if someone loved me? There's no point saying what if. Your life is meaningless, and it will be until the day you die.

AlexGood luck with having a meaningless existence, with only one thing that will make you feel better; your hand.

SilverAaaah!

Page 21

PussySlayer9000 (Offscreen)Hahahaha. Look at that dumbass noob always feeding. You're the worst bad guy of all time. You just walk around like a retard.

PussySlayer9000Only moron idiots like you walk off cliffs. Man, I would hate to be your boss; stuck with fucking dumb none existing creatures.

AustinYou tell that small ball sack looking mother fucker that he's a little punk bitch, and will be nothing more then some stupid monster.

PussySlayer9000Yeah, ahahahah. You stupid monster.

PussySlayer9000Yeah, what the fuck are you anyway? You damn abomination. LOL, he's got a big mouth. I bet he's good at, you know, sucking.

AustinYou're one fat looking fat guy.

Chapter 2: The Trolls Attack

Chapter 3: The Truth

Chapter 4: Deaceit

Chapter 5: Tails Kidnapped

Chapter 6: Silver's Mission

Chapter 7: Mario vs. Troll King

Chapter 8: The Neutrals

Chapter 9: Fudd's Choice

Chapter 10: Silver's Plan and Tails' Training

Chapter 11: Wild Tempers

Chapter 12: Taking Action - Part 1

Chapter 13: Taking Action - Part 2

Chapter 14: Puppet Battle

Chapter 15: The Guardians - Part 1

Chapter 16: The Guardians - Part 2

Chapter 17: Psychological Assessment

Chapter 18: The Eye of the Storm

Chapter 19: The Storm - Part 1

Chapter 20: The Storm - Part 2

Chapter 21: The Conclusion - Part 1

Chapter 21: The Conclusion - Part 2

Chapter 21: The Conclusion - Part 3