UAR chapter 2: trolls get attacked/Script

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Narroratorback to tails

(Cut to Tails holding a knife)

Tailshahahah

Tailswhats that sound?

Alexbecause of your cute face

Alexi would look on the bright side if i were you... don't let your physicque get the best of you

Tailshey faggots!

(Tails give Alex the bird)

Tailsfuck you

Tailsahahahahahahahahahah

(Alex starts crying)

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Kirbyhey man not cool!!

(Tails is giving the bird)

Tailsshut up you fat fucking pink bitch

Alexd-didn't anyone tell you that words can hurt?

Tailsno because only pussies say that shit. words can't actually hurt someone

Tailsbut do you know what CAN hurt?

TailsTHIS!!

(Tails pulls out a gun a shoots Alex multiple times in the chest)

AlexAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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(Kirby watches the bloodshed.)

KirbyFuck this shit!! i'm not dying like him.

(Kirby escapes.)

Alexs-stop!

(Tails shoots Alex in the face)

Tailsahhhh i need a smoke

(Tails picks up a used cigarette and smokes it)

(Cut to Shadow, sleeping. Silver steps on a leaf)

ShadowHmmmm how many people are gonna step on that leaf? Who ever it is come back later I hven't had any sleep

SilverHey Shadow you're one ugly son of a bitch

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ShadowI was trying to sleep. What do you want? Can't this wait until tomorrow?

SilverNo it can't! This Troll was complimenting me and he was too positive and i didn't like any of it. You know me Shadow. I'm not into that hallmart channel shit.

ShadowI think i know which Troll you're talking about. Yeah they are too nice man. Just makes me wanna pop a cap in their ass. Drive by a motha fucka. You understand.

SilverWas that a yes?

ShadowI'm gonna call some friends to help us fuck them up.

Narroratormeanw→
→hile

(Cut to Bowser’s castle)

Tooth D. CayHello, lord goomba, can you tell lord bowser that we are here to see him, me and my companion are both Jehovah Witnesses, we have witnessed a lot. Right jehova?

Concave Headed Mother Fuckerthat's not my name

GoombaLord bowser, they are here again! It's the Jehovah witnesses.

(The Goomba begins to sweat.)

Goomba (Thinking)No one has ever called me a lord. Oooo i like the sound of that.

BowserCome again!?

Goomba (Of screem)JEHOVAH WITNESSES!!

Bowser*sigh

BowserJUST A MINUTE!!

(Bowser leaves)

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Goombahe will be with you in just a moment..

Narrorator4 HOURS LATER

Tooth D. CayIs Lord Bowser coming? Not to sound impatient or rude but where the fuck is he?

(The Goomba watches something on his phone.)

Goomba..um? Huh? Did you say something?

(The Goomba nervously turns around, covering a part of his phone screen obscuring a muscular waifu.)

GoombaYou're still here? Can you not get a hint? He's not coming, He bailed. He's probably fucking princess peaches as we speak..

KoopaIt's true. I was watching it

Tooth D. CayDang that burns! We came here to force freed our beliefs down this turtles throat and he unjustly bails on us. Leaving us to wait 4 hours...

Tooth D. Cayit stings so much I feel like he just set me on fire...

Concave Headed Mother FuckerLet's get out of here. Maybe we'll have better luck with King k room or Eggman?

(Cut back to Silver and Shadow)

SilverShadow, these people look dumb.

ShadowThey can handle trolls. They want to help us destroy them for no reason

SilverThat's not true. You're doing it because it's fun, That's the reason.

ShaggyZoints. So like, we'll be like, you know, like...

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ShadowWhat did you say? What!?

Scooby DooRhaggy is excited. Hehehehhehe..

SilverDude that's a talking dog, what the fuck.

ShadowNot a huge shocker considerin→
→g most of us here are talking animals.

SilverYeah but it's different with him.

BugsWhy's that?

SilverBecaus→
→s he's a dog.

ShaggyYou got something against dogs man? Sorry for my like, messed up dialog. I just ate a shit ton of special Scooby snacks. They're amazing. I'm so high...

Scooby DooAnd you didn't share?

MarioWell, we found some of the best Troll fighters we could find..

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Shadowhold up. We're not done talking about the weed snacks.

ShadowHey! Dog and Hippy, I want some.

(Shaggy gives Shadow some weed while smoking a fat blunt)

ShaggyOkay. We got a whole shit ton of boxes of them man. We got weed too. Wait, weed treats are weed.. like dude..

Scooby DooI think you smoked too much Rhaggy..

MarioAnyway s we got some of the best [...]

ShadowShut the fuck up about that shit Mario! I don't care.

MarioWell, we got some of the best Troll slayers we could find. They are really good at what they do nigga

LuigiYes they have their own way of dealing with the trolls. Also I want some too.

TeemoI've learned from being on league of legends for so long that if you go to the right area in your menu you can mute the chat and stop hearing the trolls.

BugsMe and Daffy, and my girlfriend Lola dealt with the trolls by giving them a fake treasure map to make them leave. Trolls can't resist treasure.

DaffyWe also pissed in their coffee. A nice scrumptious and delectavle drink for those self righteous buttfuckers.

Scooby DooRe and Rhaggy would dress up like a girl and fuck with those freaks by kissing them I don't like doing it but it works.

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ShaggyYeah man, like we are pretty sexy while we do it.

(Tails is walking with Amy)

Tailssup bitches

AmyDid someone say sex? Where? When? Count me in!!!

TailsAmy is pregnant. Who do you think the baby daddy is?

ShadowThere's no way of knowing who the baby daddy is. Me, you, knuckles, Sonic, vector, espio.

SilverDon't forget about me, metal Sonic, big the cat, charmy bee, fang, ray the flying squirrel, brak the polar bear, mephiles and many more..

TailsOr will it be out hybrid baby bro?

ShadowDude that would be fucking awesome.

AmyGive me my Crack!

ShadowI don't give a shit. I have a group to name and now I gotta give everyone group names. Let me think bitch.

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The Awesome!

The Gangsta!

The Crack Whore!

The Rabbit!

The Fatass!

The Rodent!

The Roast Duck!

The Hippy!

The Creeper!

The Dog!

and that guy

together we make
the troll slayers

SilverThat guy? Really Shadow? I helped you bury a body and you're gonna do me dirty like this? You disrespect me and my honor bro.

ShadowSilver, no one likes you. Get fucked.

the money guy

SilverI'm the money guy.

TailsYou would have to have money to be considered the money guy.

SilverNo one else has a problam with these names?

LuigiThey're just names, don't be such a sissy.

Koopa MangSorry I'm late. But No one told me where we were meeting up.. so here I am. What did I miss?

ShaggyWho's that?

SilverI think he came to become a Troll fighter.

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ShadowOk back to what I was talking about. Damn it! I lost my train of thought.

AmyI want my crack

ShaggyWe need a group name...

ShadowTroll slayers..

AmyI want some Crack very badly.

TailsShut the fuck up bitch!!

ShaggyWe should add an I in Troll slayers. It would be rad.

TailsNo, we're not doing that.

DaffyWe need a base.

ShadowSounds like a good idea.

MarioWe could stay at peach's castle.

BugsI've never been to a castle before Doc. Are they like the fairytales?