tails gets trolled (Chapter 1)/Script
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Page 1
(Tails Gets Trolled opens with a title card showing many different characters: clockwise from the top left there's Shadow, Sonic, Silver, Pori, Alex, Luigi, Mario, Tails and Knuckles. Beneath all of these characters is a red bar which reads: tails gets trolled)
Tails: (Tails is seen walking along near a cave.) lololololol
(Behind him in the cave pair of faces can be seen.)
Trolls: hahahah look at that noob. what a talentless looking fox
Tails: (Tails stops walking.) whats thats noise? (He turns around to face the forest.) whos there?
(Two Trolls emerge from the shadows. One of them is somewhat short, bald, fat and wears a purple shirt. The other is a tall Blonde who wears a pink shirt.)
Butter Tits: your gay and a retard. you look so stupid. your a noob and your such a retard that has no friends and your ugly. you should fix that ugly face of yours retard
Butter Tits: you mad. you mad. you look mad. you stupid bitch
Dick Taker: yes shes mad
(Tails is visibly upset from the trolls insults.)
Butter Tits: you have no talent. you big retarded hoe
(Tails begins to cry before running away from the trolls who appear quite happy.)
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(Tails is now seen crying next to a concerned Sonic in a field while Shadow sits on a stool nearby knitting.)
Shadowhmm
(Tails is crying.)
Shadowwhats he crying about now?
Soniche has been getting trolled . you know how it is. there calling tails gay and shit he cant take it
Sonicthe way to stop a troll. is to become his friend .as his friend you can show him the right path
Shadowthat is bull shit.don't listen to him. that wont work
Sonichow would you deal with a troll shadow?
Shadowill show you
(Shadow turns to the camera and puts his middle finger up)
Shadowfuck you trolls
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Sonic: there is no need for any blood shed, this problem can be solved without any villains
Tails: ok
Shadow: (Shadow goes back to knitting.) sonic sometimes there is need to do whats needed, if it was up to me egg man would be dead and we would never have to worry
Sonic: them people that trolled tails are just misundertoo← ←d kids
(Sonic places his right hand on Tails arm. Tails is no longer crying.)
Sonic: tails come i will talk to these kids and stop this hate with kindness
Shadow: (Shadow stands up with a roll of paper wrapped up.) that's not gonna work sonic,tails trust me when i say this. i know what im talking about
Tails: maybe sonic is right
Shadow: go ahead leave you will find out the hard way
(Sonic and Tails run off, leaving behind a large dust cloud.)
Shadow: dumb ass will learn,
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(We cut back to the trolls who trolled Tails and see they are currently trolling a Toad from the Super Mario Bros. series.)
Butter Tits: and your a little faggot that has no friends ,
Butter Tits: (The camera zooms in on Butter Tits's face as he pulls an evil smirk.) you retarded mushroom
(Sonic and Tails arrive off-screen and see this happen.)
Sonic: hey what you guys said to my friend was really hateful and i would like if you said sorry
Dick Taker: hey man.look that dumbass fox brought his gay friend to talk to us,
Sonic: im not gay I have a girl friend and i would like it if this conflict to end in peace
Butter Tits: oh look the talentless blue pokemon wants to end this in peace. your a retarded faggot that has no friends and your so ugly, noob trolololol
Sonic: (Sonic is beginning to become frustrated.) you must not know who i am. i have alot of talent and i have lots of friends. one of my friends is right beside me . and for what your saying isn't true, so i am not afended by your hateful comments
Butter Tits: retard, your so stupid
Sonic: (Sonic pulls a smile.) why don't we just be friends this is stupid
Butter Tits: i bet your girl friend is a stupid cow and the town slut , she really knows how to take it like a man
(A deep frown is now present on Sonic's face.)
Butter Tits: your girl friends a stupid hoe and because of that your gay with that retared fox
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Sonic: ehhh...... im gonna ignore what you just said and ask you one more time. lets end this hate and become friends
Butter Tits: your girl is a bitch and your a retard
Sonic: (Sonic Is now scowling in disgust at the Troll.) tails lets get out of here
Tails: ok
(The scene cuts away to Shadow and Knuckles talking to each other in a field. There is also a yellow box in the top right of this shot which reads: after words)
Knuckles: im telling you man
Knuckles: (Knuckles then looks away from Shadow once Sonic and Tails arrive.) hey sonic your back. hows it going
Sonic: I'm so mad. im gonna have sex with my girl friend so i wont be mad
Shadow: ok im gonna take a random guess and say you guys failed with that peace crap
Tails: you was right shadow
Shadow: (Shadow pulls a cocky smirk.) i fucking knew it
Knuckles: what are you guys talking about
Shadow: they have been getting trolled
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Knuckles: oh tails you have nothing to worry. shadow is good at dealing with these trolls.I've seen it
Tails: alright shadow can you help me deal with these hater s
Shadow: ok listen closly
Shadow: (The camera zooms out a bit to show more of Shadow's body.) im gonna show you how to defeat a troll. so you will know how to do it your self
Shadow: (The camera zooms out even further.) you guys will only watch me . you will not speak.that may make it harder.do you understand that
Tails: yes undetstood
Shadow: alright lets go . tails lead me to them batsards
Tails: great you can teach them who's boss
Shadow: (Shadow strikes a pose after Tails speaks.) hahahahaha
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(The scene is now one of an empty field with a mountain in the distance. The scene then cuts again to the two trolls from before.)
Butter Tits: hey do you see that? it looks like a group of pokemon.coming at us
Butter Tits: oh shit its that retarded fox again and he brought two of his gay friends
Shadow: hello dickheads so your the trolls i heard about
Butter Tits: oh how cute it knows how to talk. your a retard that is a faggot•that has no talent and you are really ugly even for a pokemon
Shadow: hey it looks like you ate a little to much KFC fat fuck
Butter Tits: (Butter Tits is now a little upset.) well your stupid and you have no friends
Shadow: you need to cut down on the McDonald's fatass
Tails: (Tails looks over at Knuckles and sees he is grinning.) hey is that how you stop a troll ?
Knuckles: No hes just baiting them right now
Dick Taker:hey em→ →breaded donkey your so ugly and your friend is ugly toO
Shadow: for a em→ →breaded donkey i can sure fuck your mom hard
Butter Tits: shut up. your a retarded noob that's stupid and ugly
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Shadow: only retarded people and fat retarded people repeat the same insults
Butter Tits: your stupid. you don't know anything you dumb faggot
(Shadow suddenly uses his super speed to run up next to the Butter Tits who appears very shocked by this. Shadow than pulls his right fist back and punches the Butter Tits in the face so hard that it knocks him to the ground, while also sending blood flying out of his mouth.)
Shadow: what do you got to say now you stupid fucking troll
Dick Taker: (The Dick Taker is now very afraid.) ah........ i was just joking about what i said about you and your freind before
(Shadow quickly kicks the Dick Taker in the face, damaging his nose while also sending blood flying out of his mouth. Much like the Butter Tits, he too falls to the ground.)
Tails: (Tails is startled by Shadow's actions.) shadow what are you doing?
Shadow: (Shadow is now sporting a malicious grin.) they cant troll you if there dead
(Shadow then pulls out a knife with a red handle.)
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Tails: wait. there must be another way. to deal with these trolls. i cant let you kill them
Shadow: (Shadow pulls the Dick Taker up by his hair and places the blade on his throat.) there isn't. you remember what happen when you guys tried peace? you cant talk to them. there to oblivious
Dick Taker: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Tails: but
Knuckles: (Knuckles rests a hand on Tails left shoulder.) hes right tails
(Shadow then starts to cut into the Dick Taker's throat, as blood stars spilling out the Troll's face bears a horrified expression. Shadow then pulls the blade harshly away from the Dick Taker's neck, sending blood from it flying through the air. Tails closes his eyes tightly and turns his head away from the gruesome sight.)
Shadow: (Shadow drops the troll's body.) now for the other one
Butter Tits: (As the Butter Tits starts to recover Shadow's shadow begins to loom over him.) im sorry i wont troll again i promise
(Shadow thrusts the knife covered in the Dick Taker's blood towards the Butter Tits.)
Shadow: (The knife slams into the Butter Tits's chest.) to late for that fucker
Butter Tits: ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
(Shadow then stabs the Butter Tits in his face directly beneath his left eye before standing up.)
Shadow: fucker
Page 10
(The scene cuts to later in the evening where Tails, Knuckles and Shadow are all dirty and holding shovels.)
Knuckles: man it took along time burring that fat guy. its really late
Shadow: yea remind me next time to not kill such a fat person
Tails: i'm going home ill see you guy later
(As Tails leaves Knuckles and Shadow wave at him.)
Knuckles: bye this was fun we should do this more often
Shadow: bye
Knuckles: hey shadow you wanna get high?
Shadow: you know i do
Knuckles & Shadow: (Knuckles and Shadow both take their shovels and slam their ends into each other in the air.) high shovel
(The scene then cuts to a room shrouded in darkness where two figures, one large and one snake-like can be seen.)
Large Figure (Troll King): whats the problem?
Smaller figure: sir two more of our trolls have gone missing
Large Figure: find out who's doing this and take them out
(The camera now shows a third figure in the room, this one more visible. A creature with mismatched eyes and a pair of animal-like ears which has a sword strapped on its back.)
Pori: yes sir
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(The scene cuts to show it's now the following morning, the sun shining in the sky. The camera pans downwards and shows Tails sleeping on some rocks next to the trunk of a large tree.)
Tails: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Sonic: (Sonic suddenly appears.) tails wake up
Tails: what?
Sonic: you knuckles and shadow went and beat up them trolls didn't you?
Tails: no
Sonic: (Sonic looks relieved.) oh
Tails: shadow killed them
Sonic: (Sonic becomes furious.) what!!!!!!
Tails: you dont understand he pulled a knife on them
Sonic: well if shadow killed them in defense i guess its fine
Tails: (Tails becomes distant.) no shadow pulled out the knife and stabbed them to death. there was alot of blood
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Sonic:ill be right back. im gonna talk to shadow
Tails: ok i'm gonna go back to sleep now good night
(The Scene cuts and shows a blanket in the middle of a field with Knuckles sleeping under it. There is also a clear box in the top right of the shot which reads: back to knuckles.)
Knuckles: (Knuckles is asleep. The camera then zooms in to show Knuckles face.) man what happen? i dont remember anything after shadow killing those trolls
(The camera zooms out a bit a pans to the left to reveal a nude Rouge drooling as she sleeps under the same blanket as Knuckles)
Knuckles: yes
(The camera zooms out even further to reveal that to the right side of Knuckles is Donkey Kong, who wraps an arm around Knuckles in his sleep.)
Knuckles: what the fuck?
Donkey Kong: banana
(The scene cuts to Shadow sitting cross-legged in a field with his eyes closed, a white box in the top left of the shot reads: back to shadow)
(The camera cuts again and shows a brown shoe stepping on a leaf nearby.)
Shadow: (Shadow looks slightly irritated.) sonic go away im trying to sleep. ill hear your bitching later
Pori: i'm not this sonic person you speak of
Shadow:(Shadow doesn't turn around but he opens his eyes.) who are you ?
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(The camera shows Pori quickly pulling out his blade. Shadow reacts by whipping a gun around towards him. The two stare down each other as they aim their weapons at one anothers head.)
Shadow: now ill ask again who are you?
Pori: i know you killed them trolls
Shadow: what are you talking about . i dont know what your talking bout
Pori: i asked around and someone saw you last night high as shit with a shovel. so that pretty much tells me you killed them
Pori: (Pori places his blade back in its sheath.) before you shoot ill tell you this shadow. they are on your trail its only a matter of time
Shadow: they don't scare me
(Pori glares.)
???: hey!!!
Shadow: (Shadow turns to where that voice came from.) who said that?
(The camera then reveals it was Mario who yelled. He stands firm with fire engulfing his left hand.)
Mario: witch one of you trolled toad!!!
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Pori: (Pori looks at Shadow.) he trolled your friend
Shadow: what?
Mario: (Mario throws a fireball at Shadow.) die!!!!
(Shadow pulls back away from the fireball which gives Pori the chance he needs to escape.)
Shadow: shit hes getting away
(The camera shows Pori vanishing into the distance.)
Shadow: fuck hes gone
Mario: get ready to die troll
Shadow:you dont know the story i'm not a troll but the guy who got away is
(Mario begins to calm down as Shadow speaks.)
Shadow: and that guys friends are the people who trolled your friend. but i killed them two trolls
Shadow: (The camera zooms in on Shadow's face.) but there's more trolls. i dont know how many
Mario: i believe you. i'm gonna deal with these trolls my self. now ill be leaving now
Shadow: i think i got to tell sonic about this. i think he needs to know that tails might be a target.
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Shadow: (Shadow then notices Sonic approaching him.) alright there's sonic. ehh hear comes his bitching. i know tails bitched out and told him
Sonic: (Sonic crosses his arms and frowns as he starts to speak.) why did you kill them trolls there was no blood shed needed shadow. i said not to bring any villains in this
Shadow: (Shadow scowls.) there is something i need to talk about so why dont you just shut the fuck up and listen. and for one villains was the only way to shut them up peace didn't work
Sonic: (Sonic points at Shadow.) you should feel bad for what you did. it was wrong and i don't want to see/hear about this again
Shadow: man shut up. you need to stop thinking your everyone's boss i can do what the fuck i like and i'm glad those fuckers are dead they needed to die and if you would have been more like me. egg man would also be dead .so don't give me this no blood shed shit . what i did was needed
Tails: (The camera shows Tails standing nearby.) guys stop it . please don't fight
Shadow: (Shadow puts his middle finger up and directs it towards Sonic.) fuck you sonic
Tails: (The camera then shows Tails pointing at something off-screen.) umm who are those guys
(The scene then cuts and shows Pori, and three others standing behind him,Toke, Kei-so, and Brandon.)
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Toke: the blue faggot is mine (Toke dashes straight towards Sonic.)
Sonic:i have a girl friend
Sonic: (Toke tries to kick Sonic but misses. While his leg is in the air Sonic grabs it.) tails go get knuckles
Tails: ok sonic
(Tails runs off.)
Shadow: (Shadow is seen holding the fist of Kei-so while pointing his gun at his head.) your lucky sonic is here or i would kill you
(The scene cuts away to Rouge and Knuckles talking to each other in a field. A clear box in the top left of the shot reads: back to tails)
Knuckles: so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey
Tails: (Tails stops running next to them, sweating profusely.) sigh..... sigh....shadow and sonic are being attack by these trolls
Knuckles: there's more of them? oh this should be good
Tails: (Tails collects himself and stands up straight.) yea lets hurry i don't want to miss any of this
(The camera then show Tails running with Knuckles flying by his side.)
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(The scene cuts back to Toke.)
Toke: your a fag that likes taking miracle whip in the face like a faggot hoe . your such a retard that sucks on dinosuar nipples
Sonic: shadow don't say anything. i got this. just don't talk
Shadow: oh this should be good. i cant wait to see you fail
Sonic: ok look this little troll thing your doing.isn't proving anything. your not doing anything but hurting others.you get nothing out of it
Kei-so: i bet your girl friend knows how to suck my big hairy balls like a Pro. i heard your girl friend is a slutty bitch
Sonic: (Sonic becomes a bit angry.) do not talk about my girl friend
Brandon: shes a bitch that fucks all the fags in town. because that bitch of yours has a dick
Sonic: (A vein bulges on Sonic's forehead.) you shut the fuck up!!
Toke: your girl goes around fucking all the fags with her man penis. they call her big daddy
(Sonic becomes so angry now that his skin shifts to a deeper shade of blue than usual and his pupils start to become transparent.)
Shadow: (Shadow looks at sonic with an unamused expression.) well that was fast sonic failed so bad
(A blue aura surrounds Sonic's body as his pupils fully vanish.)
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Pori: it was nice knowing you guys. good bye
Toke: where are you going? sign what ever hes just a noob
(Sonic flashes a sinister grin at the remaining trolls before standing up straight and then teleporting behind Kei-so.)
Kei-so: where he go?
(Sonic kicks Kei-so in the side of his chest with enough force that blood sprays out of his mouth.)
Kei-so: ahhhhhhhhhh!!!! (The kick continues on and ends up cleaving his body in half, leaving each of the halves to fall to the ground in a gory mess.)
Toke: nooooo!! why did you kill him? i love him
(Sonic leaves Kei-so's body behind and throws a punch at Toke's face. His fist goes straight through his head, killing him instantly. Sonic pulls his fist out his head and turns to find Brandon.)
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Shadow: (Shadow is standing over Brandon's corpse with his knife covered in blood from his throat.) don't worry man I killed the fat one. its all cool man. i know all about the taste for blood
(Upon seeing this Sonic falls to his knees and holds his fists near his face.)
Sonic: shit i failed
(Tails and knuckles arrive and look at the aftermath.)
Tails: crap we are late. i missed everything
Knuckles: sonic thats so awesome
Shadow:( Shadow looks at Sonic, who has calmed down enough to revert to his regular appearance, before talking with a sarcastic tone in his voice.) sonic thank you for proving that peace isn't shit. when it comes to trolls. your a good friend
Sonic: fuck you shadow. now why don't you tell me why them trolls came after us?
Shadow: that's what i was trying to tell you while you was bitching. the troll with the sword talked about how there was more trolls after us (Shadow tries to picture the troll, Pori, in his head.)
Shadow: by the sound of it. there's a group of trolls. a colt of some sort. but there s something different about this troll he hasn't insulted anyone so far? (
Shadow: these people are after me and tails im assuming. its best if we fight them sonic
Sonic: no im not gonna be drawn into your little troll fight your having shadow.
Sonic: (Sonic turns around and starts walking away.) leave me out of this
Shadow: fine what ever
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(The camera cuts away to a red place, where Silver is sitting down and smiling.)
Silver:ahhh everything is great today nothing can mess this up
(As Silver sits, a man approaches him from behind. He has a red highlight over his forehead in his otherwise dark brown hair, which covers his right eye. he wears a black sleeveless shirt and even darker black pants. He also has purple eye shadow on.)
Alex: hey your awful lonely. you must be a looser or something
Alex: i can only imagine how it must feel to not have a family . even if they hated you . i mean just by looking at you i can tell your parents must of wanted to get rid of you before you was old enough to speak. it must suck being you
Silver: (Silver now looks displeased.) im sorry who are you?
Alex: i bet time after time you wish you was sonic. someone with friends and a life. it is trully sad that peaces of shit are born in this world. without a meaning
Silver: you don't know me
Alex: (Alex lights a ciggarete and smokes it backwards.) your right. no one does. the only girl in your life must just feel sorry for you. i bet countless times. your father wanted to never have you
Alex: but hey you cant live life saying what if? what if i have tallent. what if my parents didn't hate me. what if someone loved me . no point of saying what if. your life is meaningless and it will be. until the day you die
Alex: (Alex walks away.) good luck with having a meaningless existence. with only one thing that will make you feel better. your hand
Silver: ahhhhhhhhhh
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(The Scene cuts to a bright grassy hill dotted with bushes that have apples growing on them. A Goomba can be seen here with tears building in it's eyes as it gets trolled.)
???: hahahahah look at that dumbass noob always feeding. your the worse badguy of all time. you just walk around like a retard
Freckles Troll: (The camera pans around to show the Freckles Troll.) only moron idiots like you walk off cliffs. man i would hate to be your boss. stuck with fucking dumb none existing creatures
Rectangle Face Troll: you tell that small ballsack looking mother fucker. that hes a little punk bitch and will be nothing more than some stupid monster
Freckles Troll: yea ahahahah you stupid monster
(As the Goomba bursts into tears Mario and Luigi arrive.)
Freckles Troll: yea what the fuck are you anyways? you dam abomination. lol hes got a big mouth. i bet hes good at. you know sucking
(Mario runs straight past the Freckle Troll to the Rectangle Face Troll with a large mallet in hand. Luigi jumps up and lands on the Freckle Troll's head, sending him flying to the ground. When his head hits the ground with luigi still standing on it, it instantly explodes into a blood. As that happens Mario comes to a stop right in front of the Rectangle Face Troll.)
Rectangle Face Troll: your one fat looking fat guy
(Mario Then brings his mallet down on the Rectangle Face Troll's head as hard as he can, which ends up flattening him like a pancake.)