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:''See also: [[Tails Gets Trolled Censored/Script]]''
''Next: [[chapter 2: trolls attack/Script]]''


===Page 1===
==Stats==
*Character count: ~10100
*No spaces: ~8700
*Character with most lines: Shadow (58)
*Character(s) with least lines: Donkey Kong, Brandon (1)
 
==Page 1==
(Tails Gets Trolled opens with a title card showing many different characters: clockwise from the top left there's [[Shadow]], [[Sonic]], [[Silver]], [[Pori]], [[Alex]], [[Luigi]], [[Mario]], [[Tails]] and [[Knuckles]]. Beneath all of these characters is a red bar which reads: tails gets trolled)
(Tails Gets Trolled opens with a title card showing many different characters: clockwise from the top left there's [[Shadow]], [[Sonic]], [[Silver]], [[Pori]], [[Alex]], [[Luigi]], [[Mario]], [[Tails]] and [[Knuckles]]. Beneath all of these characters is a red bar which reads: tails gets trolled)
(Tails is seen walking along near a cave.)
{{Script|Tails|Tails|lololololol}}
(Behind him in the cave, a pair of faces can be seen.)


Tails: (Tails is seen walking along near a cave.) lololololol
{{Script|???|???|hahahah look at that noob. what a talentless looking fox}}
(Tails stops walking.)  


(Behind him in the cave pair of faces can be seen.)
{{Script|Tails|Tails|whats thats noise?}}
{{Script|???|???|hahahah}}


Trolls: hahahah look at that noob. what a talentless looking fox
(He turns around to face the forest.)


Tails: (Tails stops walking.) whats thats noise? (He turns around to face the forest.) whos there?
{{Script|Tails|Tails|whos there?}}


(Two Trolls emerge from the shadows. One of them is somewhat short, bald, fat and wears a purple shirt. The other is a tall Blonde who wears a pink shirt.)
(Butter Tits and Dick Taker appear.)


Butter Tits: your gay and a retard. you look so stupid. your a noob and your such a retard that has no friends and your ugly. you should fix that ugly face of yours retard  
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|your gay and a retard. you look so stupid. your a noob and your such a retard that has no friends and your ugly. you should fix that ugly face of yours retard}}


Butter Tits: you mad. you mad. you look mad. you stupid bitch
(Tails makes his iconic face.)


Dick Taker: yes shes mad
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|you mad. you mad. you look mad. you stupid bitch}}
{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|yes shes mad}}


(Tails is visibly upset from the trolls insults.)
(Tails is visibly upset from the trolls insults.)


Butter Tits: you have no talent. you big retarded hoe
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|you have no talent. you big retarded hoe}}


(Tails begins to cry before running away from the trolls who appear quite happy.)
(Tails begins to cry before running away from the trolls who appear quite happy.)


===Page 2===
==Page 2==
(Tails is now seen crying next to a concerned Sonic in a field while Shadow sits on a stool nearby knitting.)
(Tails is now seen crying next to a concerned Sonic in a field while Shadow sits on a stool nearby knitting.)


Shadow: hmmm
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|hmm}}


(Tails is crying.)
(Tails is crying.)


Shadow: whats he crying about now?
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|whats he crying about now?}}


Sonic: (Sonic looks at Shadow.) he has been getting trolled . you know how it is. there calling tails gay and shit he cant take it  
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|he has been getting trolled . you know how it is. there calling tails gay and shit he cant take it}}


Sonic: (Sonic looks at Tails.) the way to stop a troll. is to become his friend .as his friend you can show him the right path
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|the way to stop a troll. is to become his friend .as his friend you can show him the right path}}


Shadow: that is bull shit.don't listen to him. that wont work
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|that is bull shit.don't listen to him. that wont work}}


Sonic: how would you deal with a troll shadow?
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|how would you deal with a troll shadow?}}


Shadow: ill show you  
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|ill show you}}
(Shadow turns to the camera and puts his middle finger up)
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|fuck you trolls}}


Shadow: (Shadow turns to the camera and puts his middle finger up) fuck you trolls
==Page 3==
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|there is no need for any blood shed, this problem can be solved without any villains}}


===Page 3===
{{Script|Tails|Tails|ok}}
Sonic: there is no need for any blood shed, this problem can be solved without any villains


Tails: ok
(Shadow goes back to knitting.)


Shadow: (Shadow goes back to knitting.) sonic sometimes there is need to do whats needed, if it was up to me [[Eggman|egg man]] would be dead and we would never have to worry
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|sonic sometimes there is need to do whats needed, if it was up to me [[Eggman|egg man]] would be dead and we would never have to worry}}


Sonic: them people that trolled tails are just misundertoo⇦
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|them people that trolled tails are just misundertoo←<br>
⇦d kids  
←d kids}}


(Sonic places his right hand on Tails arm. Tails is no longer crying.)  
(Sonic places his right hand on Tails arm. Tails is no longer crying.)  


Sonic: tails come i will talk to these kids and stop this hate with kindness
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|tails come i will talk to these kids and stop this hate with kindness}}
 
(Shadow stands up with a roll of paper wrapped up.)


Shadow: (Shadow stands up with a roll of paper wrapped up.) that's not gonna work sonic,tails trust me when i say this. i know what im talking about
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|that's not gonna work sonic,tails trust me when i say this. i know what im talking about}}


Tails: maybe sonic is right
{{Script|Tails|Tails|maybe sonic is right}}


Shadow: go ahead leave you will find out the hard way
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|go ahead leave you will find out the hard way}}


(Sonic and Tails run off, leaving behind a large dust cloud.)
(Sonic and Tails run off, leaving behind a large dust cloud.)


Shadow: dumb ass will learn,
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|dumb ass will learn,}}


===Page 4===
==Page 4==
(We cut back to the trolls who trolled Tails and see they are currently trolling a Toad from the Super Mario Bros. series.)
(We cut back to the trolls who trolled Tails and see they are currently trolling a Toad from the Super Mario Bros. series.)


Butter Tits: and your a little faggot that has no friends ,
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|and your a little faggot that has no friends ,}}


Butter Tits: (The camera zooms in on Butter Tits's face as he pulls an evil smirk.) you retarded mushroom
(The camera zooms in on Butter Tits's face as he pulls an evil smirk.)
 
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|you retarded mushroom}}


(Sonic and Tails arrive off-screen and see this happen.)
(Sonic and Tails arrive off-screen and see this happen.)


Sonic: hey what you guys said to my friend was really hateful and i would like if you said sorry
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|hey what you guys said to my friend was really hateful and i would like if you said sorry}}


Dick Taker: hey man.look that dumbass fox brought his gay friend to talk to us,
{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|hey man.look that dumbass fox brought his gay friend to talk to us,}}


Sonic: im not gay I have a girl friend and i would like it if this conflict to end in peace
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|im not gay I have a girl friend and i would like it if this conflict to end in peace}}


Butter Tits: oh look the talentless blue pokemon wants to end this in peace. your a retarded faggot that has no friends and your so ugly, noob trolololol
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|oh look the talentless blue pokemon wants to end this in peace. your a retarded faggot that has no friends and your so ugly, noob trolololol}}


Sonic: (Sonic is beginning to become frustrated.) you must not know who i am. i have alot of talent and i have lots of friends. one of my friends is right beside me . and for what your saying isn't true, so i am not      afended by your hateful comments
(Sonic is beginning to become frustrated.)


Butter Tits: retard, your so stupid
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|you must not know who i am. i have alot of talent and i have lots of friends. one of my friends is right beside me . and for what your saying isn't true, so i am not      afended by your hateful comments}}


Sonic: (Sonic pulls a smile.) why don't we just be friends this is stupid
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|retard, your so stupid}}


Butter Tits: i bet your girl friend is a stupid cow and    the town slut , she really knows how to take it like a man
(Sonic pulls a smile.)
 
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|why don't we just be friends this is stupid}}
 
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|i bet your girl friend is a stupid cow and    the town slut , she really knows how to take it like a man}}


(A deep frown is now present on Sonic's face.)
(A deep frown is now present on Sonic's face.)


Butter Tits: your girl friends a stupid hoe and because of that your gay with that retared fox
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|your girl friends a stupid hoe and because of that your gay with that retared fox}}
 
==Page 5==
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|ehhh...... im gonna ignore what you just said and ask you one more time. lets end this hate and become friends}}
 
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|your girl is a bitch and your a retard}}
 
(Sonic Is now scowling in disgust at the Troll.)
 
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|tails lets get out of here}}


===Page 5===
{{Script|Tails|Tails| ok}}
Sonic: ehhh...... im gonna ignore what you just said and ask you one more time. lets end this hate and become friends


Butter Tits: your girl is a bitch and your a retard
(The scene cuts away to Shadow and Knuckles talking to each other in a field.)
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator Guy|after words}}
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|im telling you man}}


Sonic: (Sonic Is now scowling in disgust at the Troll.) tails lets get out of here
(Knuckles then looks away from Shadow once Sonic and Tails arrive.)


Tails: ok
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|hey sonic your back. hows it going}}


(The scene cuts away to Shadow and Knuckles talking to each other in a field. There is also a yellow box in the top right of this shot which reads: after words)
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|I'm so mad. im gonna have sex with my girl friend so i wont be mad}}


Knuckles: im telling you man
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| ok im gonna take a random guess and say you guys failed with that peace crap}}


Knuckles: (Knuckles then looks away from Shadow once Sonic and Tails arrive.) hey sonic your back. hows it going
{{Script|Tails|Tails| you was right shadow}}


Sonic: I'm so mad. im gonna have sex with my girl friend so i wont be mad
(Shadow pulls a cocky smirk.)


Shadow: ok im gonna take a random guess and say you guys failed with that peace crap
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| i fucking knew it}}


Tails: you was right shadow
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|what are you guys talking about}}


Shadow: (Shadow pulls a cocky smirk.) i fucking knew it
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| they have been getting trolled}}


Knuckles: what are you guys talking about
==Page 6==
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|oh tails you have nothing to worry. shadow is good at dealing with these trolls.I've seen it}}


Shadow: they have been getting trolled
{{Script|Tails|Tails| alright shadow can you help me deal with these hater s}}


===Page 6===
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| ok listen closly}}
Knuckles: oh tails you have nothing to worry. shadow is good at dealing with these trolls.I've seen it


Tails: alright shadow can you help me deal with these hater s
(The camera zooms out a bit to show more of Shadow's body.)


Shadow: ok listen closly
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| im gonna show you how to defeat a troll. so you will know how to do it your self }}


Shadow: (The camera zooms out a bit to show more of Shadow's body.) im gonna show you how to defeat a troll. so you will know how to do it your self
(The camera zooms out even further.)


Shadow: (The camera zooms out even further.) you guys will only watch me . you will not speak.that may make it harder.do you understand that
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| you guys will only watch me . you will not speak.that may make it harder.do you understand that}}


Tails: yes undetstood
{{Script|Tails|Tails| yes understood}}


Shadow: alright lets go . tails lead me to them batsards
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| alright lets go . tails lead me to them batsards}}


Tails: great you can teach them who's boss
{{Script|Tails|Tails| great you can teach them who's boss}}


Shadow: (Shadow strikes a pose after Tails speaks.) hahahahaha
(Shadow strikes a pose after Tails speaks.)  


===Page 7===
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| hahahahaha}}
 
==Page 7==
(The scene is now one of an empty field with a mountain in the distance. The scene then cuts again to the two trolls from before.)
(The scene is now one of an empty field with a mountain in the distance. The scene then cuts again to the two trolls from before.)


Butter Tits: hey do you see that? it looks like a group of pokemon.coming at us  
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|hey do you see that? it looks like a group of pokemon.coming at us }}


Butter Tits: oh shit its that retarded fox again and he brought two of his gay friends
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|oh shit its that retarded fox again and he brought two of his gay friends}}


Shadow: hello dickheads so your the trolls i heard about
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| hello dickheads so your the trolls i heard about}}


Butter Tits: oh how cute it knows how to talk. your a retard that is a faggot•that has no talent and you are really ugly even for a pokemon
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|oh how cute it knows how to talk. your a retard that is a faggot•that has no talent and you are really ugly even for a pokemon}}


Shadow: hey it looks like you ate a little to much KFC fat fuck
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| hey it looks like you ate a little to much KFC fat fuck}}


Butter Tits: (Butter Tits is now a little upset.) well your stupid and you have no friends
(Butter Tits is now a little upset.)


Shadow: you need to cut down on the McDonald's fatass
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|well your stupid and you have no friends}}


Tails: (Tails looks over at Knuckles and sees he is grinning.) hey is that how you stop a troll ?
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| you need to cut down on the McDonald's fatass}}


Knuckles: No hes just baiting them right now
(Tails looks over at Knuckles and sees he is grinning.)


Dick Taker:hey em→
{{Script|Tails|Tails| hey is that how you stop a troll ?}}
→breaded donkey your so ugly and your friend is ugly toO


Shadow: for a em→
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|No hes just baiting them right now}}
→breaded donkey i can sure fuck your mom hard


Butter Tits: shut up. your a retarded noob that's stupid and ugly
{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|hey em→<br>
→breaded donkey your so ugly and your friend is ugly toO}}


===Page 8===
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| for a em→<br>
Shadow: only retarded people and fat retarded people repeat the same insults
→breaded donkey i can sure fuck your mom hard}}


Butter Tits: your stupid. you don't know anything you dumb faggot
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|shut up. your a retarded noob that's stupid and ugly}}
 
==Page 8==
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| only retarded people and fat retarded people repeat the same insults}}
 
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|your stupid. you don't know anything you dumb faggot}}


(Shadow suddenly uses his super speed to run up next to the Butter Tits who appears very shocked by this. Shadow than pulls his right fist back and punches the Butter Tits in the face so hard that it knocks him to the ground, while also sending blood flying out of his mouth.)
(Shadow suddenly uses his super speed to run up next to the Butter Tits who appears very shocked by this. Shadow than pulls his right fist back and punches the Butter Tits in the face so hard that it knocks him to the ground, while also sending blood flying out of his mouth.)


Shadow: what do you got to say now you stupid fucking troll
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| what do you got to say now you stupid fucking troll}}


Dick Taker: (The Dick Taker is now very afraid.) ah........ i was just joking about what i said about you and your freind before
(The Dick Taker is now very afraid.)


(Shadow quickly kicks the Dick Taker in the face, damaging his nose while also sending blood flying out of his mouth. Much like the Butter Tits, he too falls to the ground.)
{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|ah........ i was just joking about what i said about you and your freind before}}


Tails: (Tails is startled by Shadow's actions.) shadow what are you doing?
(Shadow quickly kicks the Dick Taker in the face, damaging his nose while also sending blood flying out of his mouth. Much like the Butter Tits, he too falls to the ground. Tails is startled by Shadow's actions.)


Shadow: (Shadow is now sporting a malicious grin.) they cant troll you if there dead  
{{Script|Tails|Tails| shadow what are you doing?}}
 
(Shadow is now sporting a malicious grin.)
 
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| they cant troll you if there dead}}


(Shadow then pulls out a knife with a red handle.)
(Shadow then pulls out a knife with a red handle.)


===Page 9===
==Page 9==
Tails: wait. there must be another way. to deal with these trolls. i cant let you kill them
{{Script|Tails|Tails| wait. there must be another way. to deal with these trolls. i cant let you kill them}}
 
(Shadow pulls the Dick Taker up by his hair and places the blade on his throat.)
 
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| there isn't. you remember what happen when you guys tried peace? you cant talk to them. there to oblivious}}


Shadow: (Shadow pulls the Dick Taker up by his hair and places the blade on his throat.) there isn't. you remember what happen when you guys tried peace? you cant talk to them. there to oblivious
{{Script|Dick Taker|Dick Taker|ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!}}


Dick Taker: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
{{Script|Tails|Tails| but}}


Tails: but
(Knuckles rests a hand on Tails left shoulder.)


Knuckles: (Knuckles rests a hand on Tails left shoulder.) hes right tails
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|hes right tails}}


(Shadow then starts to cut into the Dick Taker's throat, as blood stars spilling out the Troll's face bears a horrified expression. Shadow then pulls the blade harshly away from the Dick Taker's neck, sending blood from it flying through the air. Tails closes his eyes tightly and turns his head away from the gruesome sight.)
(Shadow then starts to cut into the Dick Taker's throat, as blood stars spilling out the Troll's face bears a horrified expression. Shadow then pulls the blade harshly away from the Dick Taker's neck, sending blood from it flying through the air. Tails closes his eyes tightly and turns his head away from the gruesome sight.)


Shadow: (Shadow drops the troll's body.) now for the other one
(Shadow drops the troll's body.)


Butter Tits: (As the Butter Tits starts to recover Shadow's shadow begins to loom over him.) im sorry i wont troll again i promise
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| now for the other one}}
 
(As the Butter Tits starts to recover Shadow's shadow begins to loom over him.)
 
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|im sorry i wont troll again i promise}}


(Shadow thrusts the knife covered in the Dick Taker's blood towards the Butter Tits.)
(Shadow thrusts the knife covered in the Dick Taker's blood towards the Butter Tits.)


Shadow: (The knife slams into the Butter Tits's chest.) to late for that fucker
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| to late for that fucker}}


Butter Tits: ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
{{Script|Butter Tits|Butter Tits|ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!}}


(Shadow then stabs the Butter Tits in his face directly beneath his left eye before standing up.)
(Shadow then stabs the Butter Tits in his face directly beneath his left eye before standing up.)


Shadow: fucker
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| fucker}}


===Page 10===
==Page 10==
(The scene cuts to later in the evening where Tails, Knuckles and Shadow are all dirty and holding shovels.)
(The scene cuts to later in the evening where Tails, Knuckles and Shadow are all dirty and holding shovels.)


Knuckles: man it took along time burring that fat guy. its really late
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|man it took along time burring that fat guy. its really late}}


Shadow: yea remind me next time to not kill such a fat person
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| yea remind me next time to not kill such a fat person}}


Tails: i'm going home ill see you guy later
{{Script|Tails|Tails| i'm going home ill see you guy later}}


(As Tails leaves Knuckles and Shadow wave at him.)
(As Tails leaves Knuckles and Shadow wave at him.)


Knuckles: bye this was fun we should do this more often
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|bye this was fun we should do this more often}}


Shadow: bye
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| bye}}


Knuckles: hey shadow you wanna get high?
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|hey shadow you wanna get high?}}


Shadow: you know i do
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| you know i do}}


Knuckles & Shadow: (Knuckles and Shadow both take their shovels and slam their ends into each other in the air.) high shovel
(Knuckles and Shadow both take their shovels and slam their ends into each other in the air.)
 
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|high shovel}}
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|high shovel}}


(The scene then cuts to a room shrouded in darkness where two figures, one large and one snake-like can be seen.)
(The scene then cuts to a room shrouded in darkness where two figures, one large and one snake-like can be seen.)


Large Figure ([[Troll King]]): whats the problem?
{{Script|TK|Troll King (obscured)|whats the problem?}}


Smaller figure: sir two more of our trolls have gone missing
{{Script|Pori|Pori (obscured)|sir two more of our trolls have gone missing}}


Large Figure: find out who's doing this and take them out
{{Script|TK|Troll King (obscured)|find out who's doing this and take them out}}


(The camera now shows a third figure in the room, this one more visible. A creature with mismatched eyes and a pair of animal-like ears which has a sword strapped on its back.)
(A creature with mismatched eyes and a pair of animal-like ears which has a sword strapped on its back.)


Pori: yes sir
{{Script|Pori|Pori|yes sir}}


===Page 11===
==Page 11==
(The scene cuts to show it's now the following morning, the sun shining in the sky. The camera pans downwards and shows Tails sleeping on some rocks next to the trunk of a large tree.)
(The scene cuts to show it's now the following morning, the sun shining in the sky. The camera pans downwards and shows Tails sleeping on some rocks next to the trunk of a large tree.)


Tails: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
{{Script|Tails|Tails| ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ}}


Sonic: (Sonic suddenly appears.) tails wake up
(Sonic suddenly appears.)


Tails: what?
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|tails wake up}}


Sonic: you knuckles and shadow went and beat up them trolls didn't you?
{{Script|Tails|Tails| what?}}


Tails: no
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|you knuckles and shadow went and beat up them trolls didn't you?}}


Sonic: (Sonic looks relieved.) oh
{{Script|Tails|Tails| no}}


Tails: shadow killed them
(Sonic looks relieved.)


Sonic: (Sonic becomes furious.) what!!!!!!
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|oh}}


Tails: you dont understand he pulled a knife on them
{{Script|Tails|Tails| shadow killed them}}


Sonic: well if shadow killed them in defense i guess its fine
(Sonic becomes furious.)


Tails: (Tails becomes distant.) no shadow pulled out the knife and stabbed them to death. there was alot of blood
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|what!!!!!!}}


===Page 12===
{{Script|Tails|Tails| you dont understand he pulled a knife on them}}
Sonic:ill be right back. im gonna talk to shadow


Tails: ok i'm gonna go back to sleep now good night
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|well if shadow killed them in defense i guess its fine}}


(The Scene cuts and shows a blanket in the middle of a field with Knuckles sleeping under it. There is also a clear box in the top right of the shot which reads: back to knuckles.)
(Tails becomes distant.)


Knuckles: (Knuckles is asleep. The camera then zooms in to show Knuckles face.) man what happen? i dont remember anything after shadow killing those trolls
{{Script|Tails|Tails| no shadow pulled out the knife and stabbed them to death. there was alot of blood}}
 
==Page 12==
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|ill be right back. im gonna talk to shadow}}
 
{{Script|Tails|Tails| ok i'm gonna go back to sleep now good night}}
 
(The Scene cuts and shows a blanket in the middle of a field with Knuckles sleeping under it. The camera then zooms in to show Knuckles face.)
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator Guy|back to knuckles}}
 
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|man what happen? i dont remember anything after shadow killing those trolls}}


(The camera zooms out a bit a pans to the left to reveal a nude Rouge drooling as she sleeps under the same blanket as Knuckles)
(The camera zooms out a bit a pans to the left to reveal a nude Rouge drooling as she sleeps under the same blanket as Knuckles)


Knuckles: yes
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|yes}}


(The camera zooms out even further to reveal that to the right side of Knuckles is [[Donkey Kong]], who wraps an arm around Knuckles in his sleep.)
(The camera zooms out even further to reveal that to the right side of Knuckles is [[Donkey Kong]], who wraps an arm around Knuckles in his sleep.)


Knuckles: what the fuck?
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|what the fuck?}}


Donkey Kong: banana
{{Script|Donkey Kong|Donkey Kong|banana}}
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator Guy|back to shadow}}
(The scene cuts to Shadow sitting cross-legged in a field with his eyes closed.)<br>


(The scene cuts to Shadow sitting cross-legged in a field with his eyes closed, a white box in the top left of the shot reads: back to shadow)
(The camera cuts again and shows a brown shoe stepping on a leaf nearby. Shadow looks slightly irritated.)


(The camera cuts again and shows a brown shoe stepping on a leaf nearby.)
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| sonic go away im trying to sleep. ill hear your bitching later}}


Shadow: (Shadow looks slightly irritated.) sonic go away im trying to sleep. ill hear your bitching later
{{Script|Pori|Pori|i'm not this sonic person you speak of}}


Pori: i'm not this sonic person you speak of
(Shadow doesn't turn around but he opens his eyes.)


Shadow:(Shadow doesn't turn around but he opens his eyes.) who are you ?
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| who are you ?}}


===Page 13===
==Page 13==
(The camera shows Pori quickly pulling out his blade. Shadow reacts by whipping a gun around towards him. The two stare down each other as they aim their weapons at one anothers head.)
(The camera shows Pori quickly pulling out his blade. Shadow reacts by whipping a gun around towards him. The two stare down each other as they aim their weapons at one anothers head.)


Shadow: now ill ask again who are you?
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| now ill ask again who are you?}}
 
{{Script|Pori|Pori|i know you killed them trolls}}


Pori: i know you killed them trolls
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| what are you talking about . i dont know what your talking bout}}


Shadow: what are you talking about . i dont know what your talking bout
{{Script|Pori|Pori|i asked around and someone saw you last night high as shit with a shovel. so that pretty much tells me you killed them }}


Pori: i asked around and someone saw you last night high as shit with a shovel. so that pretty much tells me you killed them
(Pori places his blade back in its sheath.)


Pori: (Pori places his blade back in its sheath.) before you shoot ill tell you this shadow. they are on your trail its only a matter of time
{{Script|Pori|Pori|before you shoot ill tell you this shadow. they are on your trail its only a matter of time}}


Shadow: they don't scare me
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| they don't scare me}}


(Pori glares.)
(Pori glares.)


???: hey!!!
{{Script|Mario|Mario (off-screen)|hey!!!}}


Shadow: (Shadow turns to where that voice came from.) who said that?
(Shadow turns to where that voice came from.)
 
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| who said that?}}


(The camera then reveals it was Mario who yelled. He stands firm with fire engulfing his left hand.)
(The camera then reveals it was Mario who yelled. He stands firm with fire engulfing his left hand.)


Mario: witch one of you trolled toad!!!
{{Script|Mario|Mario|witch one of you trolled toad!!!}}


===Page 14===
==Page 14==
Pori: (Pori looks at Shadow.) he trolled your friend
(Pori looks at Shadow.)  


Shadow: what?
{{Script|Pori|Pori|he trolled your friend}}


Mario: (Mario throws a fireball at Shadow.) die!!!!
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| what?}}
 
(Mario throws a fireball at Shadow.)
 
{{Script|Mario|Mario|die!!!!}}


(Shadow pulls back away from the fireball which gives Pori the chance he needs to escape.)
(Shadow pulls back away from the fireball which gives Pori the chance he needs to escape.)


Shadow: shit hes getting away
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| shit hes getting away}}


(The camera shows Pori vanishing into the distance.)
(The camera shows Pori vanishing into the distance.)


Shadow: fuck hes gone
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| fuck hes gone}}


Mario: get ready to die troll
{{Script|Mario|Mario|get ready to die troll}}


Shadow:you dont know the story i'm not a troll but the guy who got away is  
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow|you dont know the story i'm not a troll but the guy who got away is }}


(Mario begins to calm down as Shadow speaks.)  
(Mario begins to calm down as Shadow speaks.)  


Shadow: and that guys friends are the people who trolled your friend. but i killed them two trolls  
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| and that guys friends are the people who trolled your friend. but i killed them two trolls }}
 
(The camera zooms in on Shadow's face.)
 
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| but there's more trolls. i dont know how many}}
 
{{Script|Mario|Mario|i believe you. i'm gonna deal with these trolls my self. now ill be leaving now}}
 
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| i think i got to tell sonic about this. i think he needs to know that tails might be a target. }}
 
==Page 15==
(Shadow then notices Sonic approaching him.)
 
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| alright there's sonic. ehh hear comes his bitching. i know tails bitched out and told him}}
 
(Sonic crosses his arms and frowns as he starts to speak.)
 
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|why did you kill them trolls there was no blood shed needed shadow. i said not to bring any villains in this}}
 
(Shadow scowls.)
 
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| there is something i need to talk about so why dont you just shut the fuck up and listen. and for one villains was the only way to shut them up peace didn't work}}
 
(Sonic points at Shadow.)
 
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|you should feel bad for what you did. it was wrong and i don't want to see/hear about this again}}


Shadow: (The camera zooms in on Shadow's face.) but there's more trolls. i dont know how many
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| man shut up. you need to stop thinking your everyone's boss i can do what the fuck i like and i'm glad those fuckers are dead they needed to die and if you would have been more like me. egg man would also be dead .so don't give me this no blood shed shit . what i did was needed}}


Mario: i believe you. i'm gonna deal with these trolls my self. now ill be leaving now
(The camera shows Tails standing nearby.)


Shadow: i think i got to tell sonic about this. i think he needs to know that tails might be a target.  
{{Script|Tails|Tails| guys stop it . please don't fight}}


===Page 15===
(Shadow puts his middle finger up and directs it towards Sonic.)  
Shadow: (Shadow then notices Sonic approaching him.) alright there's sonic. ehh hear comes his bitching. i know tails bitched out and told him


Sonic: (Sonic crosses his arms and frowns as he starts to speak.) why did you kill them trolls there was no blood shed needed shadow. i said not to bring any villains in this
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| fuck you sonic}}


Shadow: (Shadow scowls.) there is something i need to talk about so why dont you just shut the fuck up and listen. and for one villains was the only way to shut them up peace didn't work
(The camera then shows Tails pointing at something off-screen.)  


Sonic: (Sonic points at Shadow.) you should feel bad for what you did. it was wrong and i don't want to see/hear about this again
{{Script|Tails|Tails| umm who are those guys}}


Shadow: man shut up. you need to stop thinking your everyone's boss i can do what the fuck i like and i'm glad those fuckers are dead they needed to die and if you would have been more like me. egg man would also be dead .so don't give me this no blood shed shit . what i did was needed
(The scene then cuts and shows Pori, and three others standing behind him, [[Toke]], [[Kei-so]], and [[Brandon]].)


Tails: (The camera shows Tails standing nearby.) guys stop it . please don't fight
==Page 16==
{{Script|Toke|Toke|the blue faggot is mine}}


Shadow: (Shadow puts his middle finger up and directs it towards Sonic.) fuck you sonic
(Toke dashes straight towards Sonic.)


Tails: (The camera then shows Tails pointing at something off-screen.) umm who are those guys
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|i have a girl friend }}


(The scene then cuts and shows Pori, and three others standing behind him,[[Toke]], [[Kei-so]], and [[Brandon]].)
(Toke tries to kick Sonic but misses. While his leg is in the air Sonic grabs it.)  


===Page 16===
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|tails go get knuckles}}
Toke: the blue faggot is mine (Toke dashes straight towards Sonic.)


Sonic:i have a girl friend
{{Script|Tails|Tails| ok sonic }}


Sonic: (Toke tries to kick Sonic but misses. While his leg is in the air Sonic grabs it.) tails go get knuckles
(Tails runs off. Shadow is seen holding the fist of Kei-so while pointing his gun at his head.)  


Tails: ok sonic  
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| your lucky sonic is here or i would kill you}}


(Tails runs off.)
(The scene cuts away to Rouge and Knuckles talking to each other in a field.)
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator Guy|back to tails}}


Shadow: (Shadow is seen holding the fist of Kei-so while pointing his gun at his head.) your lucky sonic is here or i would kill you
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey}}


(The scene cuts away to Rouge and Knuckles talking to each other in a field. A clear box in the top left of the shot reads: back to tails)
(Tails stops running next to them, sweating profusely.)  


Knuckles: so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey
{{Script|Tails|Tails| sigh..... sigh....shadow and sonic are being attack by these trolls}}


Tails: (Tails stops running next to them, sweating profusely.) sigh..... sigh....shadow and sonic are being attack by these trolls
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|there's more of them? oh this should be good}}


Knuckles: there's more of them? oh this should be good
(Tails collects himself and stands up straight.)


Tails: (Tails collects himself and stands up straight.) yea lets hurry i don't want to miss any of this
{{Script|Tails|Tails| yea lets hurry i don't want to miss any of this}}


(The camera then show Tails running with Knuckles flying by his side.)
(The camera then shows Tails running with Knuckles flying by his side.)


===Page 17===
==Page 17==
(The scene cuts back to Toke.)
(The scene cuts back to Toke.)


Toke: your a fag that likes taking miracle whip in the face like a faggot hoe . your such a retard that sucks on dinosuar nipples
{{Script|Toke|Toke|your a fag that likes taking miracle whip in the face like a faggot hoe . your such a retard that sucks on dinosuar nipples}}
 
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|shadow don't say anything. i got this. just don't talk}}
 
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| oh this should be good. i cant wait to see you fail}}


Sonic: shadow don't say anything. i got this. just don't talk
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|ok look this little troll thing your doing.isn't proving anything. your not doing anything but hurting others.you get nothing out of it}}


Shadow: oh this should be good. i cant wait to see you fail
{{Script|Kei-so|Kei-so|i bet your girl friend knows how to suck my big hairy balls like a Pro. i heard your girl friend is a slutty bitch}}


Sonic: ok look this little troll thing your doing.isn't proving anything. your not doing anything but hurting others.you get nothing out of it
(Sonic becomes a bit angry.)


Kei-so: i bet your girl friend knows how to suck my big hairy balls like a Pro. i heard your girl friend is a slutty bitch
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|do not talk about my girl friend}}


Sonic: (Sonic becomes a bit angry.) do not talk about my girl friend
{{Script|Brandon|Brandon, based off of someone we used to know and was mentioned in our old Micah Rat project|shes a bitch that fucks all the fags in town. because that bitch of yours has a dick}}


Brandon: shes a bitch that fucks all the fags in town. because that bitch of yours has a dick
(A vein bulges on Sonic's forehead.)


Sonic: (A vein bulges on Sonic's forehead.) you shut the fuck up!!
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|you shut the fuck up!!}}


Toke: your girl goes around fucking all the fags with her man penis. they call her big daddy
{{Script|Toke|Toke|your girl goes around fucking all the fags with her man penis. they call her big daddy}}


(Sonic becomes so angry now that his skin shifts to a deeper shade of blue than usual and his pupils start to become transparent.)
(Sonic becomes so angry now that his skin shifts to a deeper shade of blue than usual and his pupils start to become transparent.)


Shadow: (Shadow looks at sonic with an unamused expression.) well that was fast sonic failed so bad
(Shadow looks at sonic with an unamused expression.)  
 
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| well that was fast sonic failed so bad}}


(A blue aura surrounds Sonic's body as his pupils fully vanish.)
(A blue aura surrounds Sonic's body as his pupils fully vanish.)


===Page 18===
==Page 18==
Pori: it was nice knowing you guys. good bye
{{Script|Pori|Pori|it was nice knowing you guys. good bye}}


Toke: where are you going? sign what ever hes just a noob
{{Script|Toke|Toke|where are you going? sign what ever hes just a noob}}


(Sonic flashes a sinister grin at the remaining trolls before standing up straight and then teleporting behind Kei-so.)
(Sonic flashes a sinister grin at the remaining trolls before standing up straight and then teleporting behind Kei-so.)


Kei-so: where he go?  
{{Script|Kei-so|Kei-so|where he go? }}


(Sonic kicks Kei-so in the side of his chest with enough force that blood sprays out of his mouth.)  
(Sonic kicks Kei-so in the side of his chest with enough force that blood sprays out of his mouth.) }}


Kei-so: ahhhhhhhhhh!!!! (The kick continues on and ends up cleaving his body in half, leaving each of the halves to fall to the ground in a gory mess.)
{{Script|Kei-so|Kei-so|ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!}}


Toke: nooooo!! why did you kill him? i love him
(The kick continues on and ends up cleaving his body in half, leaving each of the halves to fall to the ground in a gory mess.)
 
{{Script|Toke|Toke|nooooo!! why did you kill him? i love him}}


(Sonic leaves Kei-so's body behind and throws a punch at Toke's face. His fist goes straight through his head, killing him instantly. Sonic pulls his fist out his head and turns to find Brandon.)
(Sonic leaves Kei-so's body behind and throws a punch at Toke's face. His fist goes straight through his head, killing him instantly. Sonic pulls his fist out his head and turns to find Brandon.)


===Page 19===
==Page 19==
Shadow: (Shadow is standing over Brandon's corpse with his knife covered in blood from his throat.) don't worry man I killed the fat one. its all cool man. i know all about the taste for blood
(Shadow is standing over Brandon's corpse with his knife covered in blood from his throat.)  
 
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| don't worry man I killed the fat one. its all cool man. i know all about the taste for blood}}


(Upon seeing this Sonic falls to his knees and holds his fists near his face.)
(Upon seeing this Sonic falls to his knees and holds his fists near his face.)


Sonic: shit i failed
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|shit i failed}}


(Tails and knuckles arrive and look at the aftermath.)
(Tails and knuckles arrive and look at the aftermath.)


Tails: crap we are late. i missed everything
{{Script|Tails|Tails| crap we are late. i missed everything}}


Knuckles: sonic thats so awesome
{{Script|Knuckles|Knuckles|sonic thats so awesome}}


Shadow:( Shadow looks at Sonic, who has calmed down enough to revert to his regular appearance, before talking with a sarcastic tone in his voice.) sonic thank you for proving that peace isn't shit. when it comes to trolls. your a good friend
(Shadow looks at Sonic, who has calmed down enough to revert to his regular appearance, before talking with a sarcastic tone in his voice.)


Sonic: fuck you shadow. now why don't you tell me why them trolls came after us?
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| sonic thank you for proving that peace isn't shit. when it comes to trolls. your a good friend}}


Shadow: that's what i was trying to tell you while you was bitching. the troll with the sword talked about how there was more trolls after us (Shadow tries to picture the troll, Pori, in his head.)
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|fuck you shadow. now why don't you tell me why them trolls came after us?}}


Shadow: by the sound of it. there's a group of trolls. a colt of some sort. but there s something different about this troll he hasn't insulted anyone so far? (
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| that's what i was trying to tell you while you was bitching. the troll with the sword talked about how there was more trolls after us}}


Shadow: these people are after me and tails im assuming. its best if we fight them sonic
(Shadow tries to picture the troll, Pori, in his head.)


Sonic: no im not gonna be drawn into your little troll fight your having shadow.
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| by the sound of it. there's a group of trolls. a colt of some sort. but there s something different about this troll he hasn't insulted anyone so far?}}


Sonic: (Sonic turns around and starts walking away.) leave me out of this
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| these people are after me and tails im assuming. its best if we fight them sonic}}


Shadow: fine what ever
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|no im not gonna be drawn into your little troll fight your having shadow. }}


===Page 20===
(Sonic turns around and starts walking away.)
 
{{Script|Sonic|Sonic|leave me out of this}}
 
{{Script|Shadow|Shadow| fine what ever}}
 
==Page 20==
(The camera cuts away to a red place, where Silver is sitting down and smiling.)
(The camera cuts away to a red place, where Silver is sitting down and smiling.)


Silver:ahhh everything is great today nothing can mess this up
{{Script|Silver|Silver|ahhh everything is great today nothing can mess this up}}


(As Silver sits, a man approaches him from behind. He has a red highlight over his forehead in his otherwise dark brown hair, which covers his right eye. he wears a black sleeveless shirt and even darker black pants. He also has purple eye shadow on.)
(As Silver sits, a man approaches him from behind. He has a red highlight over his forehead in his otherwise dark brown hair, which covers his right eye. he wears a black sleeveless shirt and even darker black pants. He also has purple eye shadow on.)


Alex: hey your awful lonely. you must be a looser or something
{{Script|Alex|Alex|hey your awful lonely. you must be a looser or something}}
 
{{Script|Alex|Alex|i can only imagine how it must feel to not have a family . even if they hated you . i mean just by looking at you i can tell your parents must of wanted to get rid of you before you was old enough to speak. it must suck being you}}
 
(Silver now looks displeased.)
 
{{Script|Silver|Silver|im sorry who are you?}}


Alex: i can only imagine how it must feel to not have a family . even if they hated you . i mean just by looking at you i can tell your parents must of wanted to get rid of you before you was old enough to speak. it must suck being you
{{Script|Alex|Alex|i bet time after time you wish you was sonic. someone with friends and a life. it is trully sad that peaces of shit are born in this world. without a meaning}}


Silver: (Silver now looks displeased.) im sorry who are you?
{{Script|Silver|Silver|you don't know me}}


Alex: i bet time after time you wish you was sonic. someone with friends and a life. it is trully sad that peaces of shit are born in this world. without a meaning
(Alex lights a ciggarete and smokes it backwards.)


Silver: you don't know me
{{Script|Alex|Alex|your right. no one does. the only girl in your life must just feel sorry for you. i bet countless times. your father wanted to never have you }}


Alex: (Alex lights a ciggarete and smokes it backwards.) your right. no one does. the only girl in your life must just feel sorry for you. i bet countless times. your father wanted to never have you  
{{Script|Alex|Alex|but hey you cant live life saying what if? what if i have tallent. what if my parents didn't hate me. what if someone loved me . no point of saying what if. your life is meaningless and it will be. until the day you die }}


Alex: but hey you cant live life saying what if? what if i have tallent. what if my parents didn't hate me. what if someone loved me . no point of saying what if. your life is meaningless and it will be. until the day you die
(Alex walks away.)


Alex: (Alex walks away.) good luck with having a meaningless existence. with only one thing that will make you feel better. your hand
{{Script|Alex|Alex|good luck with having a meaningless existence. with only one thing that will make you feel better. your hand}}


Silver: ahhhhhhhhhh
{{Script|Silver|Silver|ahhhhhhhhhh}}


===Page 21===
==Page 21==
(The Scene cuts to a bright grassy hill dotted with bushes that have apples growing on them. A Goomba can be seen here with tears building in it's eyes as it gets trolled.)
(The Scene cuts to a bright grassy hill dotted with bushes that have apples growing on them. A Goomba can be seen here with tears building in it's eyes as it gets trolled.)


???: hahahahah look at that dumbass noob always feeding. your the worse badguy of all time. you just walk around like a retard  
{{Script|Freckles|PussySlayer9000|hahahahah look at that dumbass noob always feeding. your the worse badguy of all time. you just walk around like a retard }}


Freckles Troll: (The camera pans around to show the Freckles Troll.) only moron idiots like you walk off cliffs. man i would hate to be your boss. stuck with fucking dumb none existing creatures
(The camera pans around to show a freckled troll, named PussySlayer9000.)


Rectangle Face Troll: you tell that small ballsack looking mother fucker. that hes a little punk bitch and will be nothing more than some stupid monster
{{Script|Freckles|PussySlayer9000|only moron idiots like you walk off cliffs. man i would hate to be your boss. stuck with fucking dumb none existing creatures}}


Freckles Troll: yea ahahahah you stupid monster
{{Script|Rectangle|Austin|you tell that small ballsack looking mother fucker. that hes a little punk bitch and will be nothing more than some stupid monster}}
 
{{Script|Freckles|PussySlayer9000|yea ahahahah you stupid monster}}


(As the Goomba bursts into tears Mario and Luigi arrive.)
(As the Goomba bursts into tears Mario and Luigi arrive.)


Freckles Troll: yea what the fuck are you anyways? you dam abomination. lol hes got a big mouth. i bet hes good at. you know sucking
{{Script|Freckles|PussySlayer9000|yea what the fuck are you anyways? you dam abomination. lol hes got a big mouth. i bet hes good at. you know sucking}}


(Mario runs straight past the Freckle Troll to the Rectangle Face Troll with a large mallet in hand. Luigi jumps up and lands on the Freckle Troll's head, sending him flying to the ground. When his head hits the ground with luigi still standing on it, it instantly explodes into a blood. As that happens Mario comes to a stop right in front of the Rectangle Face Troll.)
(Mario runs straight past PussySlayer9000 to Austin with a large mallet in hand. Luigi jumps up and lands on the PussySlayer's head, sending him flying to the ground. When his head hits the ground with luigi still standing on it, it instantly explodes into a blood. As that happens Mario comes to a stop right in front of Austin.)


Rectangle Face Troll: your one fat looking fat guy
{{Script|Rectangle|Austin|your one fat looking fat guy}}


(Mario Then brings his mallet down on the Rectangle Face Troll's head as hard as he can, which ends up flattening him like a pancake.)
(Mario Then brings his mallet down on the Rectangle Face Troll's head as hard as he can, which ends up flattening him like a pancake.)
[[Category: Scripts]]

Latest revision as of 18:12, 19 September 2024

See also: Tails Gets Trolled Censored/Script

Next: chapter 2: trolls attack/Script

Stats

  • Character count: ~10100
  • No spaces: ~8700
  • Character with most lines: Shadow (58)
  • Character(s) with least lines: Donkey Kong, Brandon (1)

Page 1

(Tails Gets Trolled opens with a title card showing many different characters: clockwise from the top left there's Shadow, Sonic, Silver, Pori, Alex, Luigi, Mario, Tails and Knuckles. Beneath all of these characters is a red bar which reads: tails gets trolled) (Tails is seen walking along near a cave.)

Tailslololololol

(Behind him in the cave, a pair of faces can be seen.)

???hahahah look at that noob. what a talentless looking fox

(Tails stops walking.)

Tailswhats thats noise?

???hahahah

(He turns around to face the forest.)

Tailswhos there?

(Butter Tits and Dick Taker appear.)

Butter Titsyour gay and a retard. you look so stupid. your a noob and your such a retard that has no friends and your ugly. you should fix that ugly face of yours retard

(Tails makes his iconic face.)

Butter Titsyou mad. you mad. you look mad. you stupid bitch

Dick Takeryes shes mad

(Tails is visibly upset from the trolls insults.)

Butter Titsyou have no talent. you big retarded hoe

(Tails begins to cry before running away from the trolls who appear quite happy.)

Page 2

(Tails is now seen crying next to a concerned Sonic in a field while Shadow sits on a stool nearby knitting.)

Shadowhmm

(Tails is crying.)

Shadowwhats he crying about now?

Soniche has been getting trolled . you know how it is. there calling tails gay and shit he cant take it

Sonicthe way to stop a troll. is to become his friend .as his friend you can show him the right path

Shadowthat is bull shit.don't listen to him. that wont work

Sonichow would you deal with a troll shadow?

Shadowill show you

(Shadow turns to the camera and puts his middle finger up)

Shadowfuck you trolls

Page 3

Sonicthere is no need for any blood shed, this problem can be solved without any villains

Tailsok

(Shadow goes back to knitting.)

Shadowsonic sometimes there is need to do whats needed, if it was up to me egg man would be dead and we would never have to worry

Sonicthem people that trolled tails are just misundertoo←
←d kids

(Sonic places his right hand on Tails arm. Tails is no longer crying.)

Sonictails come i will talk to these kids and stop this hate with kindness

(Shadow stands up with a roll of paper wrapped up.)

Shadowthat's not gonna work sonic,tails trust me when i say this. i know what im talking about

Tailsmaybe sonic is right

Shadowgo ahead leave you will find out the hard way

(Sonic and Tails run off, leaving behind a large dust cloud.)

Shadowdumb ass will learn,

Page 4

(We cut back to the trolls who trolled Tails and see they are currently trolling a Toad from the Super Mario Bros. series.)

Butter Titsand your a little faggot that has no friends ,

(The camera zooms in on Butter Tits's face as he pulls an evil smirk.)

Butter Titsyou retarded mushroom

(Sonic and Tails arrive off-screen and see this happen.)

Sonichey what you guys said to my friend was really hateful and i would like if you said sorry

Dick Takerhey man.look that dumbass fox brought his gay friend to talk to us,

Sonicim not gay I have a girl friend and i would like it if this conflict to end in peace

Butter Titsoh look the talentless blue pokemon wants to end this in peace. your a retarded faggot that has no friends and your so ugly, noob trolololol

(Sonic is beginning to become frustrated.)

Sonicyou must not know who i am. i have alot of talent and i have lots of friends. one of my friends is right beside me . and for what your saying isn't true, so i am not afended by your hateful comments

Butter Titsretard, your so stupid

(Sonic pulls a smile.)

Sonicwhy don't we just be friends this is stupid

Butter Titsi bet your girl friend is a stupid cow and the town slut , she really knows how to take it like a man

(A deep frown is now present on Sonic's face.)

Butter Titsyour girl friends a stupid hoe and because of that your gay with that retared fox

Page 5

Sonicehhh...... im gonna ignore what you just said and ask you one more time. lets end this hate and become friends

Butter Titsyour girl is a bitch and your a retard

(Sonic Is now scowling in disgust at the Troll.)

Sonictails lets get out of here

Tails ok

(The scene cuts away to Shadow and Knuckles talking to each other in a field.)

Narrator Guyafter words

Knucklesim telling you man

(Knuckles then looks away from Shadow once Sonic and Tails arrive.)

Knuckleshey sonic your back. hows it going

SonicI'm so mad. im gonna have sex with my girl friend so i wont be mad

Shadow ok im gonna take a random guess and say you guys failed with that peace crap

Tails you was right shadow

(Shadow pulls a cocky smirk.)

Shadow i fucking knew it

Knuckleswhat are you guys talking about

Shadow they have been getting trolled

Page 6

Knucklesoh tails you have nothing to worry. shadow is good at dealing with these trolls.I've seen it

Tails alright shadow can you help me deal with these hater s

Shadow ok listen closly

(The camera zooms out a bit to show more of Shadow's body.)

Shadow im gonna show you how to defeat a troll. so you will know how to do it your self

(The camera zooms out even further.)

Shadow you guys will only watch me . you will not speak.that may make it harder.do you understand that

Tails yes understood

Shadow alright lets go . tails lead me to them batsards

Tails great you can teach them who's boss

(Shadow strikes a pose after Tails speaks.)

Shadow hahahahaha

Page 7

(The scene is now one of an empty field with a mountain in the distance. The scene then cuts again to the two trolls from before.)

Butter Titshey do you see that? it looks like a group of pokemon.coming at us

Butter Titsoh shit its that retarded fox again and he brought two of his gay friends

Shadow hello dickheads so your the trolls i heard about

Butter Titsoh how cute it knows how to talk. your a retard that is a faggot•that has no talent and you are really ugly even for a pokemon

Shadow hey it looks like you ate a little to much KFC fat fuck

(Butter Tits is now a little upset.)

Butter Titswell your stupid and you have no friends

Shadow you need to cut down on the McDonald's fatass

(Tails looks over at Knuckles and sees he is grinning.)

Tails hey is that how you stop a troll ?

KnucklesNo hes just baiting them right now

Dick Takerhey em→
→breaded donkey your so ugly and your friend is ugly toO

Shadow for a em→
→breaded donkey i can sure fuck your mom hard

Butter Titsshut up. your a retarded noob that's stupid and ugly

Page 8

Shadow only retarded people and fat retarded people repeat the same insults

Butter Titsyour stupid. you don't know anything you dumb faggot

(Shadow suddenly uses his super speed to run up next to the Butter Tits who appears very shocked by this. Shadow than pulls his right fist back and punches the Butter Tits in the face so hard that it knocks him to the ground, while also sending blood flying out of his mouth.)

Shadow what do you got to say now you stupid fucking troll

(The Dick Taker is now very afraid.)

Dick Takerah........ i was just joking about what i said about you and your freind before

(Shadow quickly kicks the Dick Taker in the face, damaging his nose while also sending blood flying out of his mouth. Much like the Butter Tits, he too falls to the ground. Tails is startled by Shadow's actions.)

Tails shadow what are you doing?

(Shadow is now sporting a malicious grin.)

Shadow they cant troll you if there dead

(Shadow then pulls out a knife with a red handle.)

Page 9

Tails wait. there must be another way. to deal with these trolls. i cant let you kill them

(Shadow pulls the Dick Taker up by his hair and places the blade on his throat.)

Shadow there isn't. you remember what happen when you guys tried peace? you cant talk to them. there to oblivious

Dick Takerahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Tails but

(Knuckles rests a hand on Tails left shoulder.)

Knuckleshes right tails

(Shadow then starts to cut into the Dick Taker's throat, as blood stars spilling out the Troll's face bears a horrified expression. Shadow then pulls the blade harshly away from the Dick Taker's neck, sending blood from it flying through the air. Tails closes his eyes tightly and turns his head away from the gruesome sight.)

(Shadow drops the troll's body.)

Shadow now for the other one

(As the Butter Tits starts to recover Shadow's shadow begins to loom over him.)

Butter Titsim sorry i wont troll again i promise

(Shadow thrusts the knife covered in the Dick Taker's blood towards the Butter Tits.)

Shadow to late for that fucker

Butter Titsahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

(Shadow then stabs the Butter Tits in his face directly beneath his left eye before standing up.)

Shadow fucker

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(The scene cuts to later in the evening where Tails, Knuckles and Shadow are all dirty and holding shovels.)

Knucklesman it took along time burring that fat guy. its really late

Shadow yea remind me next time to not kill such a fat person

Tails i'm going home ill see you guy later

(As Tails leaves Knuckles and Shadow wave at him.)

Knucklesbye this was fun we should do this more often

Shadow bye

Knuckleshey shadow you wanna get high?

Shadow you know i do

(Knuckles and Shadow both take their shovels and slam their ends into each other in the air.)

Knuckleshigh shovel

Shadowhigh shovel

(The scene then cuts to a room shrouded in darkness where two figures, one large and one snake-like can be seen.)

Troll King (obscured)whats the problem?

Pori (obscured)sir two more of our trolls have gone missing

Troll King (obscured)find out who's doing this and take them out

(A creature with mismatched eyes and a pair of animal-like ears which has a sword strapped on its back.)

Poriyes sir

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(The scene cuts to show it's now the following morning, the sun shining in the sky. The camera pans downwards and shows Tails sleeping on some rocks next to the trunk of a large tree.)

Tails ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

(Sonic suddenly appears.)

Sonictails wake up

Tails what?

Sonicyou knuckles and shadow went and beat up them trolls didn't you?

Tails no

(Sonic looks relieved.)

Sonicoh

Tails shadow killed them

(Sonic becomes furious.)

Sonicwhat!!!!!!

Tails you dont understand he pulled a knife on them

Sonicwell if shadow killed them in defense i guess its fine

(Tails becomes distant.)

Tails no shadow pulled out the knife and stabbed them to death. there was alot of blood

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Sonicill be right back. im gonna talk to shadow

Tails ok i'm gonna go back to sleep now good night

(The Scene cuts and shows a blanket in the middle of a field with Knuckles sleeping under it. The camera then zooms in to show Knuckles face.)

Narrator Guyback to knuckles

Knucklesman what happen? i dont remember anything after shadow killing those trolls

(The camera zooms out a bit a pans to the left to reveal a nude Rouge drooling as she sleeps under the same blanket as Knuckles)

Knucklesyes

(The camera zooms out even further to reveal that to the right side of Knuckles is Donkey Kong, who wraps an arm around Knuckles in his sleep.)

Knuckleswhat the fuck?

Donkey Kongbanana

Narrator Guyback to shadow

(The scene cuts to Shadow sitting cross-legged in a field with his eyes closed.)

(The camera cuts again and shows a brown shoe stepping on a leaf nearby. Shadow looks slightly irritated.)

Shadow sonic go away im trying to sleep. ill hear your bitching later

Porii'm not this sonic person you speak of

(Shadow doesn't turn around but he opens his eyes.)

Shadow who are you ?

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(The camera shows Pori quickly pulling out his blade. Shadow reacts by whipping a gun around towards him. The two stare down each other as they aim their weapons at one anothers head.)

Shadow now ill ask again who are you?

Porii know you killed them trolls

Shadow what are you talking about . i dont know what your talking bout

Porii asked around and someone saw you last night high as shit with a shovel. so that pretty much tells me you killed them

(Pori places his blade back in its sheath.)

Poribefore you shoot ill tell you this shadow. they are on your trail its only a matter of time

Shadow they don't scare me

(Pori glares.)

Mario (off-screen)hey!!!

(Shadow turns to where that voice came from.)

Shadow who said that?

(The camera then reveals it was Mario who yelled. He stands firm with fire engulfing his left hand.)

Mariowitch one of you trolled toad!!!

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(Pori looks at Shadow.)

Porihe trolled your friend

Shadow what?

(Mario throws a fireball at Shadow.)

Mariodie!!!!

(Shadow pulls back away from the fireball which gives Pori the chance he needs to escape.)

Shadow shit hes getting away

(The camera shows Pori vanishing into the distance.)

Shadow fuck hes gone

Marioget ready to die troll

Shadowyou dont know the story i'm not a troll but the guy who got away is

(Mario begins to calm down as Shadow speaks.)

Shadow and that guys friends are the people who trolled your friend. but i killed them two trolls

(The camera zooms in on Shadow's face.)

Shadow but there's more trolls. i dont know how many

Marioi believe you. i'm gonna deal with these trolls my self. now ill be leaving now

Shadow i think i got to tell sonic about this. i think he needs to know that tails might be a target.

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(Shadow then notices Sonic approaching him.)

Shadow alright there's sonic. ehh hear comes his bitching. i know tails bitched out and told him

(Sonic crosses his arms and frowns as he starts to speak.)

Sonicwhy did you kill them trolls there was no blood shed needed shadow. i said not to bring any villains in this

(Shadow scowls.)

Shadow there is something i need to talk about so why dont you just shut the fuck up and listen. and for one villains was the only way to shut them up peace didn't work

(Sonic points at Shadow.)

Sonicyou should feel bad for what you did. it was wrong and i don't want to see/hear about this again

Shadow man shut up. you need to stop thinking your everyone's boss i can do what the fuck i like and i'm glad those fuckers are dead they needed to die and if you would have been more like me. egg man would also be dead .so don't give me this no blood shed shit . what i did was needed

(The camera shows Tails standing nearby.)

Tails guys stop it . please don't fight

(Shadow puts his middle finger up and directs it towards Sonic.)

Shadow fuck you sonic

(The camera then shows Tails pointing at something off-screen.)

Tails umm who are those guys

(The scene then cuts and shows Pori, and three others standing behind him, Toke, Kei-so, and Brandon.)

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Tokethe blue faggot is mine

(Toke dashes straight towards Sonic.)

Sonici have a girl friend

(Toke tries to kick Sonic but misses. While his leg is in the air Sonic grabs it.)

Sonictails go get knuckles

Tails ok sonic

(Tails runs off. Shadow is seen holding the fist of Kei-so while pointing his gun at his head.)

Shadow your lucky sonic is here or i would kill you

(The scene cuts away to Rouge and Knuckles talking to each other in a field.)

Narrator Guyback to tails

Knucklesso your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey

(Tails stops running next to them, sweating profusely.)

Tails sigh..... sigh....shadow and sonic are being attack by these trolls

Knucklesthere's more of them? oh this should be good

(Tails collects himself and stands up straight.)

Tails yea lets hurry i don't want to miss any of this

(The camera then shows Tails running with Knuckles flying by his side.)

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(The scene cuts back to Toke.)

Tokeyour a fag that likes taking miracle whip in the face like a faggot hoe . your such a retard that sucks on dinosuar nipples

Sonicshadow don't say anything. i got this. just don't talk

Shadow oh this should be good. i cant wait to see you fail

Sonicok look this little troll thing your doing.isn't proving anything. your not doing anything but hurting others.you get nothing out of it

Kei-soi bet your girl friend knows how to suck my big hairy balls like a Pro. i heard your girl friend is a slutty bitch

(Sonic becomes a bit angry.)

Sonicdo not talk about my girl friend

Brandon, based off of someone we used to know and was mentioned in our old Micah Rat projectshes a bitch that fucks all the fags in town. because that bitch of yours has a dick

(A vein bulges on Sonic's forehead.)

Sonicyou shut the fuck up!!

Tokeyour girl goes around fucking all the fags with her man penis. they call her big daddy

(Sonic becomes so angry now that his skin shifts to a deeper shade of blue than usual and his pupils start to become transparent.)

(Shadow looks at sonic with an unamused expression.)

Shadow well that was fast sonic failed so bad

(A blue aura surrounds Sonic's body as his pupils fully vanish.)

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Poriit was nice knowing you guys. good bye

Tokewhere are you going? sign what ever hes just a noob

(Sonic flashes a sinister grin at the remaining trolls before standing up straight and then teleporting behind Kei-so.)

Kei-sowhere he go?

(Sonic kicks Kei-so in the side of his chest with enough force that blood sprays out of his mouth.) }}

Kei-soahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

(The kick continues on and ends up cleaving his body in half, leaving each of the halves to fall to the ground in a gory mess.)

Tokenooooo!! why did you kill him? i love him

(Sonic leaves Kei-so's body behind and throws a punch at Toke's face. His fist goes straight through his head, killing him instantly. Sonic pulls his fist out his head and turns to find Brandon.)

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(Shadow is standing over Brandon's corpse with his knife covered in blood from his throat.)

Shadow don't worry man I killed the fat one. its all cool man. i know all about the taste for blood

(Upon seeing this Sonic falls to his knees and holds his fists near his face.)

Sonicshit i failed

(Tails and knuckles arrive and look at the aftermath.)

Tails crap we are late. i missed everything

Knucklessonic thats so awesome

(Shadow looks at Sonic, who has calmed down enough to revert to his regular appearance, before talking with a sarcastic tone in his voice.)

Shadow sonic thank you for proving that peace isn't shit. when it comes to trolls. your a good friend

Sonicfuck you shadow. now why don't you tell me why them trolls came after us?

Shadow that's what i was trying to tell you while you was bitching. the troll with the sword talked about how there was more trolls after us

(Shadow tries to picture the troll, Pori, in his head.)

Shadow by the sound of it. there's a group of trolls. a colt of some sort. but there s something different about this troll he hasn't insulted anyone so far?

Shadow these people are after me and tails im assuming. its best if we fight them sonic

Sonicno im not gonna be drawn into your little troll fight your having shadow.

(Sonic turns around and starts walking away.)

Sonicleave me out of this

Shadow fine what ever

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(The camera cuts away to a red place, where Silver is sitting down and smiling.)

Silverahhh everything is great today nothing can mess this up

(As Silver sits, a man approaches him from behind. He has a red highlight over his forehead in his otherwise dark brown hair, which covers his right eye. he wears a black sleeveless shirt and even darker black pants. He also has purple eye shadow on.)

Alexhey your awful lonely. you must be a looser or something

Alexi can only imagine how it must feel to not have a family . even if they hated you . i mean just by looking at you i can tell your parents must of wanted to get rid of you before you was old enough to speak. it must suck being you

(Silver now looks displeased.)

Silverim sorry who are you?

Alexi bet time after time you wish you was sonic. someone with friends and a life. it is trully sad that peaces of shit are born in this world. without a meaning

Silveryou don't know me

(Alex lights a ciggarete and smokes it backwards.)

Alexyour right. no one does. the only girl in your life must just feel sorry for you. i bet countless times. your father wanted to never have you

Alexbut hey you cant live life saying what if? what if i have tallent. what if my parents didn't hate me. what if someone loved me . no point of saying what if. your life is meaningless and it will be. until the day you die

(Alex walks away.)

Alexgood luck with having a meaningless existence. with only one thing that will make you feel better. your hand

Silverahhhhhhhhhh

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(The Scene cuts to a bright grassy hill dotted with bushes that have apples growing on them. A Goomba can be seen here with tears building in it's eyes as it gets trolled.)

PussySlayer9000hahahahah look at that dumbass noob always feeding. your the worse badguy of all time. you just walk around like a retard

(The camera pans around to show a freckled troll, named PussySlayer9000.)

PussySlayer9000only moron idiots like you walk off cliffs. man i would hate to be your boss. stuck with fucking dumb none existing creatures

Austinyou tell that small ballsack looking mother fucker. that hes a little punk bitch and will be nothing more than some stupid monster

PussySlayer9000yea ahahahah you stupid monster

(As the Goomba bursts into tears Mario and Luigi arrive.)

PussySlayer9000yea what the fuck are you anyways? you dam abomination. lol hes got a big mouth. i bet hes good at. you know sucking

(Mario runs straight past PussySlayer9000 to Austin with a large mallet in hand. Luigi jumps up and lands on the PussySlayer's head, sending him flying to the ground. When his head hits the ground with luigi still standing on it, it instantly explodes into a blood. As that happens Mario comes to a stop right in front of Austin.)

Austinyour one fat looking fat guy

(Mario Then brings his mallet down on the Rectangle Face Troll's head as hard as he can, which ends up flattening him like a pancake.)