Tails gets trolled (Chapter 1)/Script

See also: Tails Gets Trolled Censored/Script

Next: chapter 2: trolls attack/Script

Stats

• Character count: ~10100
• No spaces: ~8700
• Character with most lines: Shadow (58)
• Character(s) with least lines: Donkey Kong, Brandon (1)

Page 1

(Tails Gets Trolled opens with a title card showing many different characters: clockwise from the top left there's Shadow, Sonic, Silver, Pori, Alex, Luigi, Mario, Tails and Knuckles. Beneath all of these characters is a red bar which reads: tails gets trolled) (Tails is seen walking along near a cave.)

Tailslololololol

(Behind him in the cave, a pair of faces can be seen.)

???hahahah look at that noob. what a talentless looking fox

(Tails stops walking.)

Tailswhats thats noise?

???hahahah

(He turns around to face the forest.)

Tailswhos there?

(Butter Tits and Dick Taker appear.)

Butter Titsyour gay and a retard. you look so stupid. your a noob and your such a retard that has no friends and your ugly. you should fix that ugly face of yours retard

(Tails makes his iconic face.)

Butter Titsyou mad. you mad. you look mad. you stupid bitch

Dick Takeryes shes mad

(Tails is visibly upset from the trolls insults.)

Butter Titsyou have no talent. you big retarded hoe

(Tails begins to cry before running away from the trolls who appear quite happy.)

Page 2

(Tails is now seen crying next to a concerned Sonic in a field while Shadow sits on a stool nearby knitting.)

Shadowhmm

(Tails is crying.)

Shadowwhats he crying about now?

Soniche has been getting trolled . you know how it is. there calling tails gay and shit he cant take it

Sonicthe way to stop a troll. is to become his friend .as his friend you can show him the right path

Shadowthat is bull shit.don't listen to him. that wont work

Sonichow would you deal with a troll shadow?

Shadowill show you

(Shadow turns to the camera and puts his middle finger up)

Shadowfuck you trolls

Page 3

Sonicthere is no need for any blood shed, this problem can be solved without any villains

Tailsok

(Shadow goes back to knitting.)

Shadowsonic sometimes there is need to do whats needed, if it was up to me egg man would be dead and we would never have to worry

Sonicthem people that trolled tails are just misundertoo←
←d kids

(Sonic places his right hand on Tails arm. Tails is no longer crying.)

Sonictails come i will talk to these kids and stop this hate with kindness

(Shadow stands up with a roll of paper wrapped up.)

Shadowthat's not gonna work sonic,tails trust me when i say this. i know what im talking about

Tailsmaybe sonic is right

Shadowgo ahead leave you will find out the hard way

(Sonic and Tails run off, leaving behind a large dust cloud.)

Shadowdumb ass will learn,

Page 4

(We cut back to the trolls who trolled Tails and see they are currently trolling a Toad from the Super Mario Bros. series.)

Butter Titsand your a little faggot that has no friends ,

(The camera zooms in on Butter Tits's face as he pulls an evil smirk.)

Butter Titsyou retarded mushroom

(Sonic and Tails arrive off-screen and see this happen.)

Sonichey what you guys said to my friend was really hateful and i would like if you said sorry

Dick Takerhey man.look that dumbass fox brought his gay friend to talk to us,

Sonicim not gay I have a girl friend and i would like it if this conflict to end in peace

Butter Titsoh look the talentless blue pokemon wants to end this in peace. your a retarded faggot that has no friends and your so ugly, noob trolololol

(Sonic is beginning to become frustrated.)

Sonicyou must not know who i am. i have alot of talent and i have lots of friends. one of my friends is right beside me . and for what your saying isn't true, so i am not afended by your hateful comments

Butter Titsretard, your so stupid

(Sonic pulls a smile.)

Sonicwhy don't we just be friends this is stupid

Butter Titsi bet your girl friend is a stupid cow and the town slut , she really knows how to take it like a man

(A deep frown is now present on Sonic's face.)

Butter Titsyour girl friends a stupid hoe and because of that your gay with that retared fox

Page 5

Sonicehhh...... im gonna ignore what you just said and ask you one more time. lets end this hate and become friends

Butter Titsyour girl is a bitch and your a retard

(Sonic Is now scowling in disgust at the Troll.)

Sonictails lets get out of here

Tails ok

(The scene cuts away to Shadow and Knuckles talking to each other in a field.)

Narrator Guyafter words

Knucklesim telling you man

(Knuckles then looks away from Shadow once Sonic and Tails arrive.)

Knuckleshey sonic your back. hows it going

SonicI'm so mad. im gonna have sex with my girl friend so i wont be mad

Shadow ok im gonna take a random guess and say you guys failed with that peace crap

Tails you was right shadow

(Shadow pulls a cocky smirk.)

Shadow i fucking knew it

Knuckleswhat are you guys talking about

Shadow they have been getting trolled

Page 6

Knucklesoh tails you have nothing to worry. shadow is good at dealing with these trolls.I've seen it

Tails alright shadow can you help me deal with these hater s

Shadow ok listen closly

(The camera zooms out a bit to show more of Shadow's body.)

Shadow im gonna show you how to defeat a troll. so you will know how to do it your self

(The camera zooms out even further.)

Shadow you guys will only watch me . you will not speak.that may make it harder.do you understand that

Tails yes understood

Shadow alright lets go . tails lead me to them batsards

Tails great you can teach them who's boss

(Shadow strikes a pose after Tails speaks.)

Shadow hahahahaha

Page 7

(The scene is now one of an empty field with a mountain in the distance. The scene then cuts again to the two trolls from before.)

Butter Titshey do you see that? it looks like a group of pokemon.coming at us

Butter Titsoh shit its that retarded fox again and he brought two of his gay friends

Shadow hello dickheads so your the trolls i heard about

Butter Titsoh how cute it knows how to talk. your a retard that is a faggot•that has no talent and you are really ugly even for a pokemon

Shadow hey it looks like you ate a little to much KFC fat fuck

(Butter Tits is now a little upset.)

Butter Titswell your stupid and you have no friends

Shadow you need to cut down on the McDonald's fatass

(Tails looks over at Knuckles and sees he is grinning.)

Tails hey is that how you stop a troll ?

KnucklesNo hes just baiting them right now

Dick Takerhey em→
→breaded donkey your so ugly and your friend is ugly toO

Shadow for a em→
→breaded donkey i can sure fuck your mom hard

Butter Titsshut up. your a retarded noob that's stupid and ugly

Page 8

Shadow only retarded people and fat retarded people repeat the same insults

Butter Titsyour stupid. you don't know anything you dumb faggot

(Shadow suddenly uses his super speed to run up next to the Butter Tits who appears very shocked by this. Shadow than pulls his right fist back and punches the Butter Tits in the face so hard that it knocks him to the ground, while also sending blood flying out of his mouth.)

Shadow what do you got to say now you stupid fucking troll

(The Dick Taker is now very afraid.)

Dick Takerah........ i was just joking about what i said about you and your freind before

(Shadow quickly kicks the Dick Taker in the face, damaging his nose while also sending blood flying out of his mouth. Much like the Butter Tits, he too falls to the ground. Tails is startled by Shadow's actions.)

Tails shadow what are you doing?

(Shadow is now sporting a malicious grin.)

Shadow they cant troll you if there dead

(Shadow then pulls out a knife with a red handle.)

Page 9

Tails wait. there must be another way. to deal with these trolls. i cant let you kill them

(Shadow pulls the Dick Taker up by his hair and places the blade on his throat.)

Shadow there isn't. you remember what happen when you guys tried peace? you cant talk to them. there to oblivious

Dick Takerahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Tails but

(Knuckles rests a hand on Tails left shoulder.)

Knuckleshes right tails

(Shadow then starts to cut into the Dick Taker's throat, as blood stars spilling out the Troll's face bears a horrified expression. Shadow then pulls the blade harshly away from the Dick Taker's neck, sending blood from it flying through the air. Tails closes his eyes tightly and turns his head away from the gruesome sight.)

(Shadow drops the troll's body.)

Shadow now for the other one

(As the Butter Tits starts to recover Shadow's shadow begins to loom over him.)

Butter Titsim sorry i wont troll again i promise

(Shadow thrusts the knife covered in the Dick Taker's blood towards the Butter Tits.)

Shadow to late for that fucker

Butter Titsahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

(Shadow then stabs the Butter Tits in his face directly beneath his left eye before standing up.)

Shadow fucker

Page 10

(The scene cuts to later in the evening where Tails, Knuckles and Shadow are all dirty and holding shovels.)

Knucklesman it took along time burring that fat guy. its really late

Shadow yea remind me next time to not kill such a fat person

Tails i'm going home ill see you guy later

(As Tails leaves Knuckles and Shadow wave at him.)

Knucklesbye this was fun we should do this more often

Shadow bye

Knuckleshey shadow you wanna get high?

Shadow you know i do

(Knuckles and Shadow both take their shovels and slam their ends into each other in the air.)

Knuckleshigh shovel

Shadowhigh shovel

(The scene then cuts to a room shrouded in darkness where two figures, one large and one snake-like can be seen.)

Troll King (obscured)whats the problem?

Pori (obscured)sir two more of our trolls have gone missing

Troll King (obscured)find out who's doing this and take them out

(A creature with mismatched eyes and a pair of animal-like ears which has a sword strapped on its back.)

Poriyes sir

Page 11

(The scene cuts to show it's now the following morning, the sun shining in the sky. The camera pans downwards and shows Tails sleeping on some rocks next to the trunk of a large tree.)

Tails ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

(Sonic suddenly appears.)

Sonictails wake up

Tails what?

Sonicyou knuckles and shadow went and beat up them trolls didn't you?

Tails no

(Sonic looks relieved.)

Sonicoh

Tails shadow killed them

(Sonic becomes furious.)

Sonicwhat!!!!!!

Tails you dont understand he pulled a knife on them

Sonicwell if shadow killed them in defense i guess its fine

(Tails becomes distant.)

Tails no shadow pulled out the knife and stabbed them to death. there was alot of blood

Page 12

Sonicill be right back. im gonna talk to shadow

Tails ok i'm gonna go back to sleep now good night

(The Scene cuts and shows a blanket in the middle of a field with Knuckles sleeping under it. The camera then zooms in to show Knuckles face.)

Narrator Guyback to knuckles

Knucklesman what happen? i dont remember anything after shadow killing those trolls

(The camera zooms out a bit a pans to the left to reveal a nude Rouge drooling as she sleeps under the same blanket as Knuckles)

Knucklesyes

(The camera zooms out even further to reveal that to the right side of Knuckles is Donkey Kong, who wraps an arm around Knuckles in his sleep.)

Knuckleswhat the fuck?

Donkey Kongbanana

Narrator Guyback to shadow

(The scene cuts to Shadow sitting cross-legged in a field with his eyes closed.)

(The camera cuts again and shows a brown shoe stepping on a leaf nearby. Shadow looks slightly irritated.)

Shadow sonic go away im trying to sleep. ill hear your bitching later

Porii'm not this sonic person you speak of

(Shadow doesn't turn around but he opens his eyes.)

Shadow who are you ?

Page 13

(The camera shows Pori quickly pulling out his blade. Shadow reacts by whipping a gun around towards him. The two stare down each other as they aim their weapons at one anothers head.)

Shadow now ill ask again who are you?

Porii know you killed them trolls

Shadow what are you talking about . i dont know what your talking bout

Porii asked around and someone saw you last night high as shit with a shovel. so that pretty much tells me you killed them

(Pori places his blade back in its sheath.)

Poribefore you shoot ill tell you this shadow. they are on your trail its only a matter of time

Shadow they don't scare me

(Pori glares.)

Mario (off-screen)hey!!!

(Shadow turns to where that voice came from.)

Shadow who said that?

(The camera then reveals it was Mario who yelled. He stands firm with fire engulfing his left hand.)

Mariowitch one of you trolled toad!!!

Page 14

(Pori looks at Shadow.)

Porihe trolled your friend

Shadow what?

(Mario throws a fireball at Shadow.)

Mariodie!!!!

(Shadow pulls back away from the fireball which gives Pori the chance he needs to escape.)

Shadow shit hes getting away

(The camera shows Pori vanishing into the distance.)

Shadow fuck hes gone

Marioget ready to die troll

Shadowyou dont know the story i'm not a troll but the guy who got away is

(Mario begins to calm down as Shadow speaks.)

Shadow and that guys friends are the people who trolled your friend. but i killed them two trolls

(The camera zooms in on Shadow's face.)

Shadow but there's more trolls. i dont know how many

Marioi believe you. i'm gonna deal with these trolls my self. now ill be leaving now

Shadow i think i got to tell sonic about this. i think he needs to know that tails might be a target.

Page 15

(Shadow then notices Sonic approaching him.)

Shadow alright there's sonic. ehh hear comes his bitching. i know tails bitched out and told him

(Sonic crosses his arms and frowns as he starts to speak.)

Sonicwhy did you kill them trolls there was no blood shed needed shadow. i said not to bring any villains in this

(Shadow scowls.)

Shadow there is something i need to talk about so why dont you just shut the fuck up and listen. and for one villains was the only way to shut them up peace didn't work

(Sonic points at Shadow.)

Sonicyou should feel bad for what you did. it was wrong and i don't want to see/hear about this again

Shadow man shut up. you need to stop thinking your everyone's boss i can do what the fuck i like and i'm glad those fuckers are dead they needed to die and if you would have been more like me. egg man would also be dead .so don't give me this no blood shed shit . what i did was needed

(The camera shows Tails standing nearby.)

Tails guys stop it . please don't fight

(Shadow puts his middle finger up and directs it towards Sonic.)

Shadow fuck you sonic

(The camera then shows Tails pointing at something off-screen.)

Tails umm who are those guys

(The scene then cuts and shows Pori, and three others standing behind him, Toke, Kei-so, and Brandon.)

Page 16

Tokethe blue faggot is mine

(Toke dashes straight towards Sonic.)

Sonici have a girl friend

(Toke tries to kick Sonic but misses. While his leg is in the air Sonic grabs it.)

Sonictails go get knuckles

Tails ok sonic

(Tails runs off. Shadow is seen holding the fist of Kei-so while pointing his gun at his head.)

Shadow your lucky sonic is here or i would kill you

(The scene cuts away to Rouge and Knuckles talking to each other in a field.)

Narrator Guyback to tails

Knucklesso your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey

(Tails stops running next to them, sweating profusely.)

Tails sigh..... sigh....shadow and sonic are being attack by these trolls

Knucklesthere's more of them? oh this should be good

(Tails collects himself and stands up straight.)

Tails yea lets hurry i don't want to miss any of this

(The camera then shows Tails running with Knuckles flying by his side.)

Page 17

(The scene cuts back to Toke.)

Tokeyour a fag that likes taking miracle whip in the face like a faggot hoe . your such a retard that sucks on dinosuar nipples

Sonicshadow don't say anything. i got this. just don't talk

Shadow oh this should be good. i cant wait to see you fail

Sonicok look this little troll thing your doing.isn't proving anything. your not doing anything but hurting others.you get nothing out of it

Kei-soi bet your girl friend knows how to suck my big hairy balls like a Pro. i heard your girl friend is a slutty bitch

(Sonic becomes a bit angry.)

Sonicdo not talk about my girl friend

Brandon, based off of someone we used to know and was mentioned in our old Micah Rat projectshes a bitch that fucks all the fags in town. because that bitch of yours has a dick

(A vein bulges on Sonic's forehead.)

Sonicyou shut the fuck up!!

Tokeyour girl goes around fucking all the fags with her man penis. they call her big daddy

(Sonic becomes so angry now that his skin shifts to a deeper shade of blue than usual and his pupils start to become transparent.)

(Shadow looks at sonic with an unamused expression.)

Shadow well that was fast sonic failed so bad

(A blue aura surrounds Sonic's body as his pupils fully vanish.)

Page 18

Poriit was nice knowing you guys. good bye

Tokewhere are you going? sign what ever hes just a noob

(Sonic flashes a sinister grin at the remaining trolls before standing up straight and then teleporting behind Kei-so.)

Kei-sowhere he go?

(Sonic kicks Kei-so in the side of his chest with enough force that blood sprays out of his mouth.) }}

Kei-soahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

(The kick continues on and ends up cleaving his body in half, leaving each of the halves to fall to the ground in a gory mess.)

Tokenooooo!! why did you kill him? i love him

(Sonic leaves Kei-so's body behind and throws a punch at Toke's face. His fist goes straight through his head, killing him instantly. Sonic pulls his fist out his head and turns to find Brandon.)

Page 19

(Shadow is standing over Brandon's corpse with his knife covered in blood from his throat.)

Shadow don't worry man I killed the fat one. its all cool man. i know all about the taste for blood

(Upon seeing this Sonic falls to his knees and holds his fists near his face.)

Sonicshit i failed

(Tails and knuckles arrive and look at the aftermath.)

Tails crap we are late. i missed everything

Knucklessonic thats so awesome

(Shadow looks at Sonic, who has calmed down enough to revert to his regular appearance, before talking with a sarcastic tone in his voice.)

Shadow sonic thank you for proving that peace isn't shit. when it comes to trolls. your a good friend

Sonicfuck you shadow. now why don't you tell me why them trolls came after us?

Shadow that's what i was trying to tell you while you was bitching. the troll with the sword talked about how there was more trolls after us

(Shadow tries to picture the troll, Pori, in his head.)

Shadow by the sound of it. there's a group of trolls. a colt of some sort. but there s something different about this troll he hasn't insulted anyone so far?

Shadow these people are after me and tails im assuming. its best if we fight them sonic

Sonicno im not gonna be drawn into your little troll fight your having shadow.

(Sonic turns around and starts walking away.)

Sonicleave me out of this

Shadow fine what ever

Page 20

(The camera cuts away to a red place, where Silver is sitting down and smiling.)

Silverahhh everything is great today nothing can mess this up

(As Silver sits, a man approaches him from behind. He has a red highlight over his forehead in his otherwise dark brown hair, which covers his right eye. he wears a black sleeveless shirt and even darker black pants. He also has purple eye shadow on.)

Alexhey your awful lonely. you must be a looser or something

Alexi can only imagine how it must feel to not have a family . even if they hated you . i mean just by looking at you i can tell your parents must of wanted to get rid of you before you was old enough to speak. it must suck being you

(Silver now looks displeased.)

Silverim sorry who are you?

Alexi bet time after time you wish you was sonic. someone with friends and a life. it is trully sad that peaces of shit are born in this world. without a meaning

Silveryou don't know me

(Alex lights a ciggarete and smokes it backwards.)

Alexyour right. no one does. the only girl in your life must just feel sorry for you. i bet countless times. your father wanted to never have you

Alexbut hey you cant live life saying what if? what if i have tallent. what if my parents didn't hate me. what if someone loved me . no point of saying what if. your life is meaningless and it will be. until the day you die

(Alex walks away.)

Alexgood luck with having a meaningless existence. with only one thing that will make you feel better. your hand

Silverahhhhhhhhhh

Page 21

(The Scene cuts to a bright grassy hill dotted with bushes that have apples growing on them. A Goomba can be seen here with tears building in it's eyes as it gets trolled.)

PussySlayer9000hahahahah look at that dumbass noob always feeding. your the worse badguy of all time. you just walk around like a retard

(The camera pans around to show a freckled troll, named PussySlayer9000.)

PussySlayer9000only moron idiots like you walk off cliffs. man i would hate to be your boss. stuck with fucking dumb none existing creatures

Austinyou tell that small ballsack looking mother fucker. that hes a little punk bitch and will be nothing more than some stupid monster

PussySlayer9000yea ahahahah you stupid monster

(As the Goomba bursts into tears Mario and Luigi arrive.)

PussySlayer9000yea what the fuck are you anyways? you dam abomination. lol hes got a big mouth. i bet hes good at. you know sucking

(Mario runs straight past PussySlayer9000 to Austin with a large mallet in hand. Luigi jumps up and lands on the PussySlayer's head, sending him flying to the ground. When his head hits the ground with luigi still standing on it, it instantly explodes into a blood. As that happens Mario comes to a stop right in front of Austin.)

Austinyour one fat looking fat guy

(Mario Then brings his mallet down on the Rectangle Face Troll's head as hard as he can, which ends up flattening him like a pancake.)