chapter 25: Wicked Influence/Script
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"ok everyone! do you guys see this paper? well theres nothing on it yet but there will be" |
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"Damn.. I JUST WANT THIS TO BE OVER!!" |
Previous: Chapter 24: Coyote's Wrath/Script
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(A recreation of chapter 11) (There are a lot of happy people)
VegetaI'm going to destroy them all!!
(Vegeta jumps in the air and starts floating)
VegetaPrepare to die!!
NarroratorGalick Gum!!
(Vegeta turns into a monkey and uses Galick Gum)
VegetaYayayayaaaahhhhhh.
Innocent childTake a gander yonder, a monkey with a mullet! Huzzah!!
(Vegeta destroys the village with Galick Gum}}
TrunksPapa Daddy, you slaughtered some Floridians! The gators will go hungry tonight!
VegetaHush now, their driving capabilities would have done the same in time..
VegetaThis is all apart of the plan, beloved child... There are simply too many gators, and the world would be better off it they were all dead or in cages.. We can also torture them by making watch episodes of Honey Boo Boo..
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ShadowWe have all these balls.. Make a wish!
Vector..We wouldn't need this dragon, if Knuckles didn't kill Teemo..
KnucklesWeed...
ShadowFuck you, Knuckles..
BowserWe get to see the dwaggie!! Yay!!
HulkHey, I've got a question!!
NarroratorQuit hiding behind those balls, Shenron!!
(Shenron come's out of the balls)
VectorEww.. What's wrong with that dragon's face!?
Shenron...My name is Sharon Osbourne, uhh.. I mean Shere Khan? No, fuck.. Uhh...? Kaio-shin? Shit, Tien Shinhan.. Fuck, uhh i mean Shinichiro Ohta... Shino, Shikamaru? Damn it, It's uhh... Chafe Shape Shifter, it's.. God damn it, why can't i fucking remember!!??!?.. GOD DAMN IT!!! FUUUUUCK!!! FUUUUUCK!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!
ShadowIs it Shenron?...
ShenronYes, it's Shenron..
PacmanHoly Shit! Wakka, i thought the dragon's balls were a myth.. Wakka, wakka!!..
HulkI have a question, more of a wish i suppose..
HulkCan i finally do something in this comic?
Hulk..Other than throw a giant rock?..
ShenronWish granted!!
HulkOh thank God!!..
ShadowYou know you didn't need a wish for that, you fucking retard!! You could have just stopped being so lazy fucking did something!!
VectorShadow, you should wish for all of the Trolls to die.. Then we would win.. Of coures, there always seems to be an unrealistic limitation, preventing us from magically committing murder..
ShadowYeah.. It makes less sense to bring someone back from the dead..
VectorUnless, there's some kind of afterlife that records the soul, body and mind of each existing individual in some kind of spiritual databank.. Or copying everything they were and pasting that son of a bitch in a different realm or planet..
(Shadow gives two middle fingers)
ShadowYeah, otherwise.. the only other way would be to use some kind of clairvoyant time magic, to visually or mentally reverse time enough to capture a person as they were, right before they died.. And then, you know.. Either recreate them off to who the magic user/i guess necromancer gathered from character profiling during their time vision scenario, or has some kind of spell that capture who they were, in the flesh, and then pulls them out of time and space all together.. And then just, throws that mother fucker out of a portal to whoever wished for it..
VectorThat makes no fucking sense..
ShadowWait...
Shadow..Why would they grant a wish for free in the first place? What do they get out of it?
Knuckles...Maybe it requires some of our soul in order to have them grant our wish.. I think that's how Vodun works.. It usually takes something from the one who is practicing the ritual? I don't know.. Better not dip our hands in it too far, i knew someone who was given cancer from playing with magic, not knowing what she was getting into...
KnucklesBesides, do we really want Teemo to come back to life? I didn't think i needed to explain why i shot him out of the cannon... Lol.
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(Mew Two is floating in space)
Mew Two...From the first moment i was disgarded from that madman, Eggman.. Apparently for being a failed experiment...
Mew TwoI've been drifting in the cosmos, in search of a purpose.. It's been so long, just to find nothing!..
Mew Two.. What am i? Why did i survive?
Mew TwoWhat is this existence?.. What was created from nothing, that developed into what we are now?
Mew Two.. How can something be formed from nothing
Mew TwoWhy can i not find an answer!?
Mew Two.. Perhaps, all i am meant to be is a creature soaring through the universe, searing for I am meant to be..
Mew Two.. Perhaps, i shouldn't search..
Mew TwoPerhaps, i am not suppose to exist at all..
(A big pink orb has appeared)
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Mew TwoHm!?
Mew Two..I sense a strange presence!
(Zaygar appears from the pink orb and starts shooting from his arm cannon)
(Mew Two is put into a pink ball after getting hit by balls)
Mew Two...
(Mew Two is trying to get out of the pink ball)
Mew Two..What is this? ..What are you!?
(Zaygar goes back into the big pink orb)
Mew TwoWhat is happening!? I don't understand!
(Mew Two gets sucked into the pink orb which is now turning a dark purple)
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NarroratorThree Years Ago.
(Cut to what seems to be a bar)
(Narrorator is siting next to the counter with a beer bottle next to him)
Narrorator...
M-13Another one?
Narrorator..Sure..
(M-13 is pouring beer in to the beer bottle that was next to Narrorator)
Narrorator (Thinking)...Man, i can't believe I've been replaced... And by someone so stiff, and who doesn't play around with the Meanwhile's in a comedic fasion...
Narrorator (Thinking)...I need to find a way to make a comeback and get my life back...
Narrorator (Thinking)..First, I'm going to enjoy myself with what little money i have left..
Narrorator (Thinking)..God, i miss my ex.. Having some pussy was so nice..
(Cut to Dorothy standing next to a door way)
Dorothy (Thinking).. What is taking so long?
(Cut to Spongebob and Patrick sitting together. Spongebob appears angered.)
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Patrick..Do you really believe she could help us?..
Spongebob..Stop questioning it.. She comes highly recommended.. My sources say that she's not even from this world, she comes from a planet called Hallow's End..
Parrick..Right, so she named the Inn after her planet? Is she an alien? I heard the rumors too but that doesn't mean it's true..
Spongebob..Believe whatever you want, but i trust my sources.. If it bothers you so much, then leave..
Patrick..You know why I'm here.. I don't want to hear you say that again, I'm not leaving your side... I followed you into this foreign land and I'll follow you into the depts of hell.. But this is.... I don't know if i like what we're doing here, And Sandy wouldn't agree with any of this..
Spongebob...So what, you believe we should turn back then?..
Patrick...I just don't want you to lose yourself in search of revenge..
Spongebob...Yeah? That's humorous, you must not have cared about her then..
Patrick...Why would you say that to me!?... She was like a sister to me!..
(Patrick starts crying)
(Spongebob starts crying)
Spongebob...
Spongebob... I didn't mean that, forgive me..
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(Cut back to Dorothy standing next to a door way)
Dorothy..Sigh..
(Cut to Ms. Frizzle and Saralite sitting together in Saralite's room)
Saralite.. I am sorry for you, i don't mean to waste your life... The potion is not brewed fully...
Ms. Frizzle..Ok, i don't have much time so please hurry.. And i hate to be pushy, but did you find Arthur?.. Please tell me you did, i don't know if i can handle anymore bad news...
Saralite..This boy you are looking for, he is hiding... Gaining power, to murder a man named...
Saralite...Troll... Trollface?..
Ms. Frizzle..I know this much, Dear.. I need to know where he is located...
Saralite..Yes, he is in Cocoa Jungle.. But you will not find him without much devotion...
Ms. Frizzle..I see...
Saralite...Can i ask you much?.. I will make it fully, but why is it you need this potion? I ask because it is not easy to brew...
Ms. Frizzle..I need it to kill someone who has taken control over a close friend and student of mine... To free him, you understand?
Saralite.. To kill a bad man?...
Ms. FrizzleYes, to kill a very bad man... I'm paying you a fortune, what dose it matter what it's for, Dear?
Saralite..Okay...
Ms. Frizzle..Ok? When will it be ready Please, i need to know..
Saralite..It will be done soon... Come back later...
Ms. Frizzle..Okay, i will be back soon.. Time is important, please keep that in mind.
Ms. Frizzle..I'll be back in one week.. If you haven't finished it by then? I'm afraid i may take my money elsewhere, Dear..
Saralite..I understand..
Ms. Frizzle (Thinking)..Hmm... She is hard to read, no body language... I can't tell if she's telling the truth or not.. She might be dangerous,
Ms. Frizzle (Thinking)and the potion she is making for us might be poisonous.. Can i really trust in it? I don't even know what it is supposed to do... And she doesn't expain herself thoroughly..
Saralite..You shouldn't worry about me or my potion, it will not harm you.
(Ms. Frizzle is shocked)
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(Cut back to Spongebob and Patrick. What seems to be two trolls appear.)
VagenessGo, go do it!..
Hailyon..No way man, that's just really mean.. You might hurt its feelings.. You should never make fun of anything, unless they're a manly woman, gay black guy or an ugly disfigured animal..
Vageness..Come on man, don't be a pussy! Go over there, just like we've rehearsed!.. It will be so freakin wicked dude!!
Hailyon...Ok fine.. Spot pressuring me, man..
Vageness..Hurry, let's do this!
(Vageness and Hailyon walks over to Spongebob and Patrick. Patrick turns around and look at Vageness and Hailyon. Vageness pulls out a gray sand guitar)
Vageness and Hailyon (singing)When Big Larry came around just to put him down..
Vageness and Hailyon (singing)Spongebob turned into a clown..
(Spongebob is getting angry)
Vageness and Hailyon (singing)And no girl ever wants to dance..
Vageness and Hailyon (singing)With a fool who went and, ripped his pants..
(Spongebob and Patrick are now standing up)
Spongebob..Shut the fuck up!! ...That was ages ago!!..
Vageness..lolz, lmfaO, Rofl, that was freakin sick man..
Hailyon..I don't even know what gender, race or species he is, hahahaha!.
Hailyon...Hahahaha!! So worth it dude..
(Vageness leaves the gray sand guitar behind broken)
Page 7
(Cut back to Dorothy next to the door way) (Ms. Frizzle walks out of the door way)
Ms. Frizzle...Let's go, it isn't ready yet.. We have to come back in on week..
Dorothy..What about?...
Ms. Frizzle...She could only give me a vague answer on where Arthur's being kept..
Dorothy..Oh..
Ms. Frizzle..Don't worry, Dear.. We will find him ourselves.. We know of the area, now we just need to put in a long search.. We won't give up until we free him!..
(Dorothy is now smiling)
Ms. FrizzleCome, let's be on our way!
(Ms. Frizzle and Dorothy walks away) (Cut back to Spongebob and Patrick) (M-13 Appears)
M-13Excuse me, Lady Saralite will now see you
SponebobAbout time...
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(Spongebob and Patrick walk into Saralite's room)
Saraliteplease, sit.
(Spongebob and Patrick takes a seat)
SaraliteWhat is it you desire?
Spongebob..We've heard many rumors about this place, and what you are able to do.. I need to know, are they true?
PatrickSpongebob, beware! There is a strange feeling in the air!
(Spongebob and Patrick are staring a Saralite)
Spongebob..Someone who i once held as a brother at haert, murdered my wife and children out of envy....
Patrick..Spongebob, wait..
Spongebob..Like the coward he is, he left our homeland after.. We've tracked him to West Troll City and discovered that he had joined the Troll army.. He is untouchable... At least, as of our current capabilities..
Spongebob..I must hunt this murderer down, and bring him back to my homeland to suffer for for his actions.. But, for me to succeed in my mission, i must become far stronger.. If the rumors are true, then I've come to the right place...
SaraliteYou have.
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(Saralite starts glowing a purple aura) (Spongebob and Patrick are shocked)
Patrick...
SaraliteI AM SPEAKING TO YOUR MIND
SaraliteI WILL REFUSE TO GIVE WHAT YOU SEEK, YOU MUST GIVE YOUR FULL PASSION
SaraliteYOU DESIRE BLOOD, I DESIRE WEALTH. TO QUENCH WHAT I DESIRE, I MUCH NEED A BELOVED SOUL
(Spngebob and Patrick are scared)
SaraliteGIVE ME YOUR COMPANION'S SOUL!
Patrick (Thinking)WHAT IS HAPPENING?
SaraliteA LOVED ONE MUST CONSENT!
SaraliteANSWER NOW!!
Spongebob...DO IT...
(Patrick jumps out of his seat and runs towards Saralite)
PatrickFIRE BALL JUTSU
(Patrick starts breathing fire)
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(Saralite absorbs the fire from her eyes, nose and mouth. Patrick falls from the table and lands on the ground. Saralite summons purple spirit strings from the floor and latch onto Patrick's legs and arms, binding him. She then forms a spike out of spirit strings and exhales purple aura onto it.)
PatrickSPONGEBOB!! DON'T LET HER DO THIS!
(Spongebob is scared and covers his eyes)
(Saralite then throws the spike into Patrick's chest and sucks out his soul through his eyes and mouth. The spike returns to Saralite's hand as she grabs it.)
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