List of instances where a penis is mentioned

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This is a list of instances in Tails Gets Trolled and its spinoffs where a character's penis is brought up and/or insulted.

Character insulted Details Claimed by Quote

Amy
Large enough to gain the name of "Big Daddy"
Toke
your girl goes around fucking all the fags with her man penis.they call her big daddy

Kirby
claimed to not have a penis at all
Alex
i can only imagine how it must be for you not having a penis. I mean theres no way to recover from that messed up deformity

Underbite Troll
states to have 2 dicks and is said that one of them is flower shaped and short enough that it is unable to pleasure his girlfriend (Silver)
Silver
So anyone smarter than you should be killed? and You have a weird flower shaped dick and a gross face
Your dick is so short, that your slutty girlfriend had to have sex with a fucking donkey to be finally satisfied!...

Porky
unknown, alluring enough for Lemon Stealing Whore to begin feeling it at the bar
Lemon Stealing Whore
i wont lie. ive always had a thing for pigs.i like a man with some meat on there bone

Justin Bever
Unknown, though Troll King is surprised that he had one to begin with
Troll King
...you want to know what we did to him? we cut off his penis and we was all surprise he had one, im thinking if you dont do what i say, perhaps i will do the same thing...

Cheeto Man
the size of Dexter
Cheeto Man
ahahahhahah dexter is waiting, hahah hes about the size of................. my penis hahahahha

Sylvester
tiny
Tom
fuck you!! you tiny dick mother fucker. your as bad as you are in fist fighting as you are in fucking pussy

Doug
tiny
Spyro
Doug that is total bullshit and you know it bro.. You have a tiny dick, and Vivian says that as a joke. I don't think she or he fucks anyone.. Sadly i think she, he is a monk. So your comment is not awesomely badass you tard.

Doug
"Gaga disco stick", "the size of a boat"
Doug
......OHHH MAN!!! THAT REMINDS ME!! Vivian offered sex to me man.. So i fucked her for 5 hours straight! Oh it was so good oh yeahh... Of course she wants my Gaga disco stick bro, it's the size of a boat no lie bro, no lie..

Eggman
tiny
Amy
Go fuck yourself, tiny dick fat fuck! I HOPE YOU DIE!! I Hope you DIEEE!!!

Demaro
tiny
THE Mr. Butt Fairy
What the hell are you trying to hit with those vines? Because it surely ain't me, you dumbass Jack Sparrow looking faggot. Learn how to aim you three eyed bean slinger. You mad cuz you has a tiny dick and fistable anus.. I can't believe you haven't killed yourself up until now trolloloololooo. Eat dick you one armed piece of defecate. You and your Lord can go sacrifice each other lol.

Demaro
limp
Jacko
Weren't you gonna crush me or some sit? What's wrong? Having issues performing? Need some, Viagra? Bitch. Go ahead, crush me with your limp dick.

Creepy Fantasy Espio
extremely long
Creepy Fantasy Espio
Tails Gets Trolled Polished, Page 26

Butter Tits
noted as needing a telescope to see it
Underbite Troll
you must eat a lot of food every part of you is huge, well almost every part. I suppose you have troubles finding your dick. not even a telescope can help you see your penis, a skittle would be a huge improvement.

Local Troll City mailman
"giant black snake dick"
Jayce
That bitch wife of mine is fucking the Mail man again. But I don't blame her, he is black. And that automatically means that he has a giant black snake dick.

Underbite Troll and Markus
Tiny, Asian, tootsie roll sized
Utters
Well duh they're fucking ugly, but we're not here to have even two seconds of sex with them. Them and their tootsie roll sized penises.. And i know it's hard to see so don't stare too long. But they could come in handy to help us get the better of some of the other small dick trolls.

Misc.

  • Sneed is noted to have a white penis
  • We canonically know the size of Coyote (11 inches / 28 cm) and Demaro's penis (4 inches / 10 cm) in additional information shared by Embergram[1]

References