List of instances where a penis is mentioned
This is a list of instances in Tails Gets Trolled and its spinoffs where a character's penis is brought up and/or insulted.
Character insulted | Details | Claimed by | Quote |
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Amy |
Large enough to gain the name of "Big Daddy" | Toke |
your girl goes around fucking all the fags with her man penis.they call her big daddy |
Kirby |
claimed to not have a penis at all | Alex |
i can only imagine how it must be for you not having a penis. I mean theres no way to recover from that messed up deformity |
Underbite Troll |
states to have 2 dicks and is said that one of them is flower shaped and short enough that it is unable to pleasure his girlfriend (Silver) | Silver |
So anyone smarter than you should be killed? and You have a weird flower shaped dick and a gross face Your dick is so short, that your slutty girlfriend had to have sex with a fucking donkey to be finally satisfied!... |
Porky |
unknown, alluring enough for Lemon Stealing Whore to begin feeling it at the bar | Lemon Stealing Whore |
i wont lie. ive always had a thing for pigs.i like a man with some meat on there bone |
Justin Bever |
Unknown, though Troll King is surprised that he had one to begin with | Troll King |
...you want to know what we did to him? we cut off his penis and we was all surprise he had one, im thinking if you dont do what i say, perhaps i will do the same thing... |
Cheeto Man |
the size of Dexter | Cheeto Man |
ahahahhahah dexter is waiting, hahah hes about the size of................. my penis hahahahha |
Sylvester |
tiny | Tom |
fuck you!! you tiny dick mother fucker. your as bad as you are in fist fighting as you are in fucking pussy |
Doug |
tiny | Spyro |
Doug that is total bullshit and you know it bro.. You have a tiny dick, and Vivian says that as a joke. I don't think she or he fucks anyone.. Sadly i think she, he is a monk. So your comment is not awesomely badass you tard. |
Doug |
"Gaga disco stick", "the size of a boat" | Doug |
......OHHH MAN!!! THAT REMINDS ME!! Vivian offered sex to me man.. So i fucked her for 5 hours straight! Oh it was so good oh yeahh... Of course she wants my Gaga disco stick bro, it's the size of a boat no lie bro, no lie.. |
Eggman |
tiny | Amy |
Go fuck yourself, tiny dick fat fuck! I HOPE YOU DIE!! I Hope you DIEEE!!! |
Demaro |
tiny | THE Mr. Butt Fairy |
What the hell are you trying to hit with those vines? Because it surely ain't me, you dumbass Jack Sparrow looking faggot. Learn how to aim you three eyed bean slinger. You mad cuz you has a tiny dick and fistable anus.. I can't believe you haven't killed yourself up until now trolloloololooo. Eat dick you one armed piece of defecate. You and your Lord can go sacrifice each other lol. |
Demaro |
limp | Jacko |
Weren't you gonna crush me or some sit? What's wrong? Having issues performing? Need some, Viagra? Bitch. Go ahead, crush me with your limp dick. |
Creepy Fantasy Espio |
extremely long | Creepy Fantasy Espio |
Tails Gets Trolled Polished, Page 26 |
Butter Tits |
noted as needing a telescope to see it | Underbite Troll |
you must eat a lot of food every part of you is huge, well almost every part. I suppose you have troubles finding your dick. not even a telescope can help you see your penis, a skittle would be a huge improvement. |
Local Troll City mailman |
"giant black snake dick" | Jayce |
That bitch wife of mine is fucking the Mail man again. But I don't blame her, he is black. And that automatically means that he has a giant black snake dick. |
Underbite Troll and Markus |
Tiny, Asian, tootsie roll sized | Panda |
Well duh they're fucking ugly, but we're not here to have even two seconds of sex with them. Them and their tootsie roll sized penises.. And i know it's hard to see so don't stare too long. But they could come in handy to help us get the better of some of the other small dick trolls. |
Misc.
- Sneed is noted to have a white penis
- We canonically know the size of Coyote (11 inches / 28 cm) and Demaro's penis (4 inches / 10 cm) in additional information shared by Embergram