chaper 8: the neutral's/Script
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- Character count: ~13400
- No spaces: ~11500
- Character with most lines: Silver (30)
- Character with least lines: Markus (1)
(Yoshi hits the ground a distance away.)
Mariodont worry yoshi i will get us out of here.
Troll Kingi dont think so mario
Troll KingIve wasted enough time as it is now you die
Marioi got one last hope to survive this
(Mario reaches into his bag.)
Troll Kingif you grab another star ill just use another word of death
Marioit's not a star dumbass
Troll Kingdosen't matter what item it is mario
Marioi got it
(Mario grabs the Warp Whistle.)
Troll Kingit's not the time to play music mario!
(Mario plays the whistle.)
Marioit's over now
Troll Kingfor once your right.
Troll Kingthe wind is getting stronger?
Troll Kingwhat the hell? where that come from? this is from that flute?
(A tornado scoops up Mario and Yoshi.)
Troll Kingdamnit i cant move..
Troll Kingdamnit it's taking him away
Troll Kingfuck he got away after all
Alexthat flute took him and his pet away
Troll Kinghe better hope we dont meat again because next time
Troll Kingi will destroy him
Woodstockmy story is simple. they did to snoopy what they did to pork chop. they fucked him to death. thats my story i dont feel like putting it in more detail then that. now that we are past that we will start your training
Tailswhat are you gonna teach me?
Woodstockwell im not vary strong and my speed is limited but my reaction time is great and even though your fast you need work on your reaction speed
(A large gun emerges from behind Woodstock.)
Woodstockthe faster you react to danger the better. im gonna set thiS gun on random speeds so you wont know how fast or how slow it will come at you next your training is to dodge all of them
(The gun fires a bullet a Tails, which he jumps over.)
Tails how long do i have to do this for?
Woodstockuntil i say so. now im gonna go fix my self a hot pocket.
Tailshey aren't you supose to watch me?
(Tails dodges another bullet.)
Woodstockill check back here later im hungry and im to lazy to watch you all day
Tailsalright then woodstock
(The scene moves to Underbite Troll's apartment.)
(Rob, Underbite Troll, and Markus sleep on the couch. Fudd sleeps on the floor next to his bodies. Silver makes his way to Blaze's room.)
Silverok im gonna tell her now. i can do it. be a man damnit
Silverhey blaze can i come in?
Blazehey silver whats up?
Silverthere's something i want to tell you... umm......
Blazewhat is it?
Silverwell.... i ummm.......
Blazesilver can you hold my hand?
(Silver and Blaze almost hold hands.) (SLAM!!)
Silverwhat was that bang noise
Silverit might be danger stay in here. the trolls like to rape its safer in here
Silverhmmmm i hear crying this can't be good at all
Jackonow give us a real answer
(Underbite Troll is being held at gunpoint by a troll with a thin mustache and beard.)
Chinese Johntell us where the other one is
Underbite Trolli dont know what your talking about?
Jacko maybe we should kill his gay love. talk fucking noob or he die's hahah badie talk damnit
(Jacko points the gun at Markus, who is crying.)
Markusi dont even know whats going on?
Silverlet them go or i will kill you with my powers
Trollif you try anything i will shoot your friend in his sleep
(A troll holds a gun at Rob's head.)
Blueberta way to go out if you think about it. in our sleep
SilverROB!!!! WAKE UP AND KICK HIS ASS I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!!
(Rob continues to sleep.)
The Man with No Plangreat now we have all of them. all we need to do is keep them here until he arrive's
The Man with No Plannow hands up and face first in the ground now silver
Silver (thinking)fuck even with my power's i wouldn't be able to stop the bullets from killing them
Fuddwhats going on?
Jackoput your hands up or we will kill your freinds. do as we say now retard
Fuddwhat was you saying i wasn't listening?
Bluebertdo you not care that we have guns? he thinks we wont do it. kill one them. you see this noob
Silver (thinking)the guns are to close to there heads i wouldn't be able to stop the guns in time. i need something to get there Attention first
(Markus is executed.)
Fuddwho was that again?
Trollyou want to play like that? ill kill all of them starting with him
Underbite Trolloh GOD.
(Chinese John and Jacko are suddenly confused.)
Chinese Johndose this guy have a brain tumor or something?
Jacko............... wha..... what the fuck is with his hands?
(Fudd reveals his hands to have Satanic like symbols on them.)
Silverheres my chance
(Silver uses his powers to steal the guns away from the trolls.)
Chinese Johndamnit he's got our guns
Fuddthis is why i wanted that wabbit
(Fudd puts his hands together and releases strings.)
Silverwhat in the world are you doing?
(The strings reach for Fudd's bag and reanimates the corpses of Daffy and Bugs.)
Fuddalright first thing's first i must dig into there Memories
(Fudd takes a piece of Daffy/Bugs brains and eats them.)
Fudd bug's Memories first
(Fudd experiences a flashback between Bugs and Daffy.)
Bugsdaffy i need your help. these people keep on insulting me calling me name's and i can't stop them and i dont know what to do there so hateful to me and i dont know why?
Daffybugs i can help you but i need you to do something first
Bugswhats that? daffy
Daffystop crying like a pussy. ok them people are ass hole's. the way to get them back. is to be more of a ass hole back. out do there dickyness with more dickyness
Fuddhmmm bugs Memories are out of the way now. now its daffy's turn
(Fudd eats Daffy's brain.)
Daffywhere am i? where's bugs?
Alexsir can i have the honors.... pretty please with duck on top
Daffywait..? what are you gonna do to me?
Troll Kingyes alex the honor is all yours. i want you to beat him near death. i want you to crush his spirit. i want him to wish for death. break as many oh his bones as you can
Alexyes sir. im going to fuck him
DaffyAHHHHHHHH SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!
Fuddim starting to get sad
Bluebertthis is some kind of trick. your trying to trick us with these fake zombies
Bluebertim not falling for it!!! tit face
(Daffy Peter Pan kicks the Bluebert, knocking him to the ground.)
Chinese Johnill kill him you satanic freak
(Underbite Troll is beheaded.)
Fuddhey i have a bigger gun and thats not the only thing thats bigger
(Fudd aims his shotgun while Bugs wakes up Rob.)
Robhuh? ...... what time is it?
(Fudd kills the Chinese John.)
Silverelmer fud forget about the other trolls there isn't enough time for that. im sure theres more trolls on there way. we got to get out of here. ill go get blaze
Fuddokie dokie silver
(Fudd's corpses retreat into the bag.)
Fuddi got my wabbit and ducky
Silveri should of expected this. and all my planing wont be any good if i die before it even starts taking action
(The scene moves to Eggman and the Man in the Ice being frozen.)
Troll Kingdamnit egg man. even now you manage to mess up my plans
Hindosir we just heard some news you might want to know the one called elmer fud can resurrect the dead
Troll Kingfate has just put this back in my favor this is even better then i would of imagine
Troll Kingforget about silver. bring me elmer fud
Hindosir there's no need to send a bunch of your people after fud. and waste resources
(Hindo takes on his electric form and travels through power lines, ending up at the housing area Silver is in.)
Hindoi can get them in about five minutes.i can traval faster then any of our people with the electric lines
Blazesilver i know your just looking out for me but you can let go of my arm now
(Silver lets go of Blaze's hand.)
Robwhat is that smell?
Silverwe need to find a hidding spot
Robthere's something sparking? i can smell it
(Hindo leaps from the wire and knees Fudd in the face, knocking him out.)
Silverwhat the hell!?
Silverdamnit that was to fast for me to react
Hindoi got what i was after
Robi dont know who you are but get the fuck away from him now!!!
Hindoso your the dragonborn? huh guess alex was lieing when he said he was strong
Robi dont know what your saying but for some reason the sight of your face is pissing me off
Hindofighting you three would be a waste of my time i have my target
Hindoanyways. after i bring fud back with me i might just spend some time out of my day to find and fuck your moms hard
(Rob uses Unrelenting Force. Hindo escapes.)
Hindomaybe next time dragonborn
(Hindo takes Fudd with him through the power lines.)
Robhe's gonna take him with him.by them lines huh?
Silveri was afraid this might happen. fud only made this harder when he did that satanic zombie thing with bug's and daffy. we need to get a hide out so i can get my plan started. this is taking longer then i wanted it to be
Blazesilver i dont know if we have a chance of winning this fight. i dont have a good feeling about whats gonna happen next what ever it might be?
Robi promise i will save you friend
(The scene moves to Tails.)
Tailsi have been doing this all day. where the hell have you been?
Woodstockoh sorry i forgot about this and took a nap and then took a shit. im so sorry i forgot but no worries man im here now
Tailsyou got to be the worst teacher i have ever seen in my life. your not here most the time
Woodstockchill your vag man. i know. now to see if you learned anything I must really test how you react to real danger which means no more testing
(Woodstock suddenly pulls out a gun and shoots at Tails.)
Woodstockgreat you passed my training well done tails. he's all yours batman im gonna go now
Tailshey guns aren't toys you could of really hurt me with that thing
Woodstockit's a bb gun dumb ass. so it is a toy after al
Batmannow your real training starts
Batmanim gonna teach you the fine art of hand to hand combat
Tailsoh yeah i was waiting for this
Batmanbefore we train i feel the need to tell you my story so you will understand. my story started after i finally killed the joker
Batmanlaying there with his last breath. he cleaned off his face and showed me his real face. which it turns out he was my long lost uncle. after he died i found out the truth about everything. about the deceit of my own love ones
(Tails appears sad/disinterested.)
Batmanit turns out the reason joker was crazy was because my city the one i worked so hard to pertect was filled with the true bad guys he was trying to stop there evil ways.robin and the rest of them
(Tails looks down.)
Batmanwas lead by the true villian alfred
(A vision of Alfred appears behind Batman.)
Batmanso then i had to kill all the people that i once called friends and then i was face to face with alfred and he told me how he payed them people to kill my parents. right before he died he told me he was in the group called the trolls
Tailsso thats why you joined the defenders. that sucks
Batmanthats my story and thats why i hate the trolls. now lets get your training started
(The scene moves to Rob, who is looking down at the ground.)
Silverhmm i know rob it doesn't feeL right with out him
Silverhmmmmmm!!! this is all my fault
Silverif i would of tried harder i could of saved him. im no better then shadow at least he's not a coward
(A voice emerges from a nearby alleyway.)
Coyoteseeing fuds powers. you have now enter something you dont understand
Silverwhos there. get out of the shadows stranger
Coyoteyou guys have to come with me now
Silveri remember you. knuckles and shadow helped you get the road runner and in return you helped us with the consert.
Coyote you need to come with me through this secret tunnel. someone could be hearing us talking right now. lets go
Robwait you have a bag thats just like his bag?
(Coyote grabs a trash bag.)
Silverrobs right. so im guessing you have the same satanic power as elmer fud
Coyotewe must hurry
Blazewell i guess we follow him?
(The group enters a dark hallway with small candles lighting the path.)
Coyotewe have lots to explain to you. silver. fuds capture gave us no choice but to interfere
Silverwhen you say we? you must mean there are more of you huh?
Coyoteyes our secret base is up ahead. ill eplain everything there
(A small hole in the ground is shown with a ladder going down.)
Sylvesterhey Coyote fud was a bit on the slow side i am not really shocked that he was captured
Sylvesterhey im sylvester.so why are we gonna waste our words on these outs siders? i mean its not like they would care
Coyotewe are the neutral's. we are called that because to use this power your emotions must be neutral. its not that we are to worried about his life but we cant let that kind of power in the wrong hands
Silverwell thats fucked up
Coyoteto use this power you must not hate or care to much or we wont be able to control the corpses and all the powers the bodies have. so we dont care that much if we live or die but we must make sure this power is not in the wrong hands
(The scene moves to a monument marked with the symbol of the Neutrals.)
Tomwe neutral's dont take sides in childish battles that normal people do. to pick sides is fullish
Tomthe world shouldn't be a battle feild for them ummm childish battles. our goal is to keep this power safe.
Coyotethere's no telling how strong a neutral can be with the right bodies but there's a ketch
Coyotewe can only bring back bodies that have the head connected to there bodie. if the head happen to be severed the body would be useless. and it has another ketch other then that. your controlling the bodies with your spirit lines. to have full control we must eat the there brains to know all they know.
Silverhow did you get this power?
Sylvestersigh......... man questions
Coyotei guess it is relevant to explain everything to you. it was years back stuff like this people never forget
Coyotei remember when the five of us went out that day drinking to celebrate sylvester finally killmg tweety bird
(Flashback to a sunny day in the past.)
Fuddi cant wait until tonight we are gonna get so wasted
Tom why are we going to have this celebration anyways sylvester is such a dick. he gets on my nervs with his Attitude
Fuddhe doesn't bother me at all. are you sure?
Tomyou cant see it's fuck am i the only one? he's a ass hole dude
Fuddyour just mad at him because he killed that birdy before you killed your mousey hahah
(Fudd and Tom knock on a door.)
Tomwhatever man thats not why. did he tell you to say that? fuck him i will kill that mouse assholes
Fuddhahaha hah be nice we are at his house
(Coyote greets the two and lets them in.)
Coyotehey guys i was just telling him the plan. we are gonna do a all nighter and get fucked up hahaha its gonna be sweet
Sylvesterhey tom shouldn't you wait until tonight before you start drinking. i dont want you to get wasted before its even time
Tomhey you have nothing to worry about. i can handle my booze alot better then you can. ill be fine.
Coyote oh my god. can you guys not argue like you always do, this is supose to be a fun night
Fuddummm guys if we are gonna be drunk then how will we drive home? we need a designated driver
(The scene moves to another house with sign outside it, reading "welcome to the house of god".)
Coyotecome on. im not asking you to drink with us im asking you to make sure we dont crash into something
Porkybut. but but but. i... i.... dont. i cant.. i dont want to help yo.... you kill your brains.. but.. i can't i.........its not goods
Coyoteman there is nothing wrong with this. it doesn't say in thebible that you can't drive your freinds to a bar so they can get fucked up
Porkyw......why.... why can... can't..... you. ...... you ask..... bu......bu..... bugs ....... or daffy to drive ...... you.. gu.... guys
Coyotedude bugs and daffy are always weird when we drink with them. they always going to the bath room at the same time and stay in there for hours. besides fud would try to kill them. just stop being a pussy
Porkyo..... ok ill drive you guys
TomHELL YEAH!! there both coming out side. thats so fucking cool
Porkyge.......get... ge...... get in the car
Fudddrive us to the bar on 24th street
Unknown speakerput on your seat belts
(The characters appear in a car. Fudd is spaced out. The camera suddenly shifts to a closeup of Tom's face.)
Tomdid you know that even with seat belts people die all the time in car crashes? i thought that was interesting
Narroratorafter the drive
(The group arrives at the bar. The sign reads "open".)
Bart Enderhey guys
Bart Endergo ahead and pick a table but if tom and sylvster fight in my bar again ill kick you all out
Sylvesterthat wont happen again
Coyotealright lets skip the sissy drinks and start with some shots
(Several shots of alcohol are on the table.)
TomI want to make a toast to our great friend sylvester for his accomplishment killing a bird, I mean its no road runner or jerry and not nearly as hard to kill but none the less a miracle of its own. that he finally was able to kill a tiny bird in a cage
Fuddthat was a beautiful speach man
Narroratortwo hours later
(The characters all appear drunk, cheeks red.)
Tomim sorry man i dont hate you personally. i just hate your smug face
Sylvesterhey im sorry to. i shouldn't of fucked your sister and never told you about it. that was wrong of me, us cats must stick together
(Fudd and Coyote are holding microphones, singing together.)
Fuddi ahhhh. umm love...... loooovvve you baby always
(Porky sits alone, irritated.)
Porkyhe.... he...... hey ca...... can i get another. apple ju......ju ..... ju.... juice
Bart Enderhey why aren't you drinking with your friends? they look like there having lots of fun
Porkythey do dont they? we.... wel....... well i guess it wont hurt if i drink one beer
(Fudd throws up, Coyote comforts him.)
Coyoteyeah man get it all out man
(Coyote smiles before throwing up himself.)
Tomhey whats in that bag you keep on messing with?
(Sylvester messes around with a bag.)
Tomcome on whats in it?
Sylvesterfine ill tell you. but you got to be cool about it and not tell anyone this, i got some cat nip
Sylvesteri guess ill give you some of it
Tomoh..... yeah this is gonna be fun
(Tom and Sylvester exit the bar. Elsewhere, Porky is now drunk.)
Porkyok it wont hurt if i drink some more
(A drunk, busty woman approaches Porky.)
Lemon Stealing Whore hey what are you doing here all alone? do you need company
Lemon Stealing Whorei wont lie. ive always had a thing for pigs.i like a man with some meat on there bone
(Porky flashes his marriage ring.)
Porkyfu......f u..... f.... fuck off
(The woman gets close to Porky and begins feeling his lower body.)
Porkyummm. that..S my ..... pen..... p. p....penis
Lemon Stealing Whoresometimes its good to share. she doesn't have to know piggy man
Lemon Stealing Whorethis wont take to long if you follow me. i know you want to
Porkybu.... but.... bu...b but but..but
Lemon Stealing Whorecome on
(The woman drags Porky away.)
Fuddummm i....... some.... one help me up .... please
Coyotei got ya
(Coyote helps Fudd up.)
Coyotewe need to find everyone and get home.
Fuddwheres our driver? ahhh............. ah your nice......