Tails Gets Trolled Christmas Special/Script
Page 1
Narrator GuyOn a snowy Christmas day, Tails and his friends and even enemies have gathered together to celebrate the holiday.
(Cut to Narrator Guy opening up a present. Inside the present is a letter. Inside the letter is a note:
You’re Fired. X Lazerbot)
Narrator GuyNOOOOO
(Cut to Shadow and Troll King. Their eyes lock. Shadow gives Troll King a present)
ShadowThis is for you Troll King.
(Troll King is confused)
ShadowMerry fucking Christmas.
(Shadow gives Troll King the middle finger)
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Troll KingFor me? I've never gotten a gift before.
GarryOpen it up faggot.
(Troll King opens the present. Inside the present is Patsons Aroma: The #1 cologne for badasses who smoke weed)
Troll KingThe famous cologne I've been hearing so much about.. holy shit..
Troll KingThis smells good, unlike me. Now I will fix that.
(Troll King spares the cologne onto himself)
Troll KingThis is the kindest thing I have ever received. Thank you Shadow.
(Shadow and Troll King hug)
(Cut to Luigi and Tails. Luigi gives Tails a present)
LuigiOpen it up you stupid bitch.
EspioSo Open it up buddy.
CreamYeah we spent a whole week trying to get it for you.
(Luigi walks away)
Espio...
EspioMy head kind of hurts. It kind of feels like I got hit in the head by a hammer.
VectorMaybe you need more rest.
TailsOh boy! Thank you guys.
(Tails opens the present and founds his third tail)
TailsHow did you find it? I thought I lost it forever..
TailsThank you guys.
Butter TitsPut it on..
Dick TakerHehehe retarded fox you.. I love you man. I want to bear your children.
Butter TitsYou're a man, man..
MarkusYou really are a dick taker.
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(Tails puts on his third tail)
(Cut to Rob and Hindo. Hindo gives Rob a present)
HindoThis wasn't easy to get. But you're my best friend.
RobWHAT?!? I DONT HAVE FUCKING EARS!!!
HindoYou will soon..
(Rob opens the present and finds two ears and a note. The note reads:
So you can finally hear my insults.
More Love, Hindo❤️)
RobOh hell yeah.
(Rob puts on the ears)
RobI have fucking ears. What did you say? I can hear you, what!!
(Cut to Mario who has found a present.
To: Mario
From: Shadow)
MarioWhat?
(Mario opens the present and finds and ejaculated penis)
MarioHoly shit! It's my dick! Finally I can have it back. Now I can fucka Peach again~
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(Cut back to Narrator Guy. He is now standing on top of a house)
Narrator GuyEveryone seems to be having a good Christmas except for me.
(Narrator Guy jumps off of the house, but is saved by Santa Claus’s bag of presents. Knuckles and Tyler the Gay Frog is ridding with Santa)
KnucklesYou could have died, man.. that's not cool. Here, have a joint. I got my Christmas Weed.
Santa ClausHo ho ho, you need to watch where you're going dumb fuck.
TylerYou want to know what I really want for Christmas? To butt fuck Micah.
Santa ClausI can help you with that.
(Santa lands his slay)
HulkHoly shit
Hulkit's fuck→
→ing santa!
(Santa, Tyler, Knuckles and Narrator Guy get out of the slay. Santa takes out a jar of weed from the bag of presents. Narrator Guy is shown smoking some)
Narrator GuyThis is some good shit..
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ShadowFuck yeah Santa! Christmas is about to get a whole lot better.
Troll KingWeed sounds good to me.
Underbite TrollIt's super killer.
(Hulk walks up to Santa and hugs him)
HulkEveryone told me to stop believing in you! But I never stopped. They told me you weren't real. They told me I was gay! For still believing in you!! But I kept holding on! I knew in my heart that you were real. And that one day I was gonna meet you! Santa Claus!! I love you!! I¨ve always loved you!! You mean everything to me!! When I was young and lonely, I would pray to you! You're my hero!! You're my everything!!
Santa ClausOkay calm down. Get the fuck off. I don't like being touched. Jesus man.
Santa ClausYou're coming off way too strong, kid. Damn.
(Hulk gets down on his knees and bows)
HulkOh...I'm sorry my Lord...
(Cut to Tyler opening up his present)
Tylerya know, this is perfect, who doesn't want Weed for Christmas? Micah will fall in love with me and we'll have poo babies. Thank you Santa. You're the best.
(Inside of Tyler’s present is Banana Kush Weed)
(Cut to a bunch of characters smoking weed with bongs, joints, and/or pipes)
Everyone singingSilent night, holy night!
All is calm, all is bright
round yon virgin
mother and child.
Everyone singingHoly Infant, so
tender and mild,
sleep in heavenly peace,
sleep in heavenly peace.
ShadowMerry Christmas mother fuckers
The End