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''Previous: [[chaper 7: mario vs king troll/Script]]''
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==Page 1==
==Page 1==
(Yoshi hits the ground a distance away.)
{{Script|Mario|Mario|dont worry yoshi i will get us out of here. }}
{{Script|Mario|Mario|dont worry yoshi i will get us out of here. }}
{{Script|Troll King|Troll King|i dont think so mario }}
{{Script|Troll King|Troll King|i dont think so mario }}
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{{Script|Mario|Mario|i got one last hope to survive
{{Script|Mario|Mario|i got one last hope to survive
this }}
this }}
(Mario reaches into his bag.)
{{Script|Troll King|Troll King|if you grab another star ill just use
{{Script|Troll King|Troll King|if you grab another star ill just use
another word of death }}
another word of death }}
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{{Script|Troll King|Troll King|dosen't matter what item it is mario }}
{{Script|Troll King|Troll King|dosen't matter what item it is mario }}
{{Script|Mario|Mario|i got it }}
{{Script|Mario|Mario|i got it }}
(Mario grabs the Warp Whistle.)
{{Script|Troll King|Troll King|it's not the time to play
{{Script|Troll King|Troll King|it's not the time to play
music mario! }}
music mario! }}
(Mario plays the whistle.)
 
==Page 2==
==Page 2==
{{Script|Mario|Mario|it's over now }}
{{Script|Mario|Mario|it's over now }}
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that
that
flute? }}
flute? }}
(A tornado scoops up Mario and Yoshi.)
{{Script|Troll King|Troll King|damnit i cant move.. }}
{{Script|Troll King|Troll King|damnit i cant move.. }}
{{Script|Troll King|Troll King|damnit it's taking him away }}
{{Script|Troll King|Troll King|damnit it's taking him away }}
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reaction
reaction
speed }}
speed }}
(A large gun emerges from behind Woodstock.)
{{Script|Woodstock|Woodstock|the faster you
{{Script|Woodstock|Woodstock|the faster you
react to danger
react to danger
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dodge all of
dodge all of
them }}
them }}
(The gun fires a bullet a Tails, which he jumps over.)
{{Script|Tails|Tails| how long do i have to do
{{Script|Tails|Tails| how long do i have to do
this for? }}
this for? }}
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{{Script|Tails|Tails|hey aren't you supose to
{{Script|Tails|Tails|hey aren't you supose to
watch me? }}
watch me? }}
(Tails dodges another bullet.)
{{Script|Woodstock|Woodstock|ill check back
{{Script|Woodstock|Woodstock|ill check back
here later im
here later im
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day }}
day }}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|alright then woodstock }}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|alright then woodstock }}
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|mean while }}
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator Guy|mean while }}
(The scene moves to Underbite Troll's apartment.)
==Page 4==
==Page 4==
(Rob, Underbite Troll, and Markus sleep on the couch. Fudd sleeps on the floor next to his bodies. Silver makes his way to Blaze's room.)
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|wabbit }}
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|wabbit }}
{{Script|Silver|Silver|ok im gonna tell her now. i
{{Script|Silver|Silver|ok im gonna tell her now. i
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hand? }}
hand? }}
{{Script|Silver|Silver|sure }}
{{Script|Silver|Silver|sure }}
SLAM!!
(Silver and Blaze almost hold hands.)
(SLAM!!)
{{Script|Silver|Silver|what was that
{{Script|Silver|Silver|what was that
bang noise }}
bang noise }}
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us a real
us a real
answer }}
answer }}
{{Script|None|Mustache Troll|tell us where the
(Underbite Troll is being held at gunpoint by a troll with a thin mustache and beard.)
{{Script|Mustache|Chinese John|tell us where the
other one is }}
other one is }}
{{Script|Underbite Troll|Underbite Troll|i dont know what your
{{Script|Underbite Troll|Underbite Troll|i dont know what your
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badie talk
badie talk
damnit }}
damnit }}
(Jacko points the gun at Markus, who is crying.)
{{Script|Markus|Markus|i dont even
{{Script|Markus|Markus|i dont even
know whats
know whats
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{{Script|Silver|Silver|let them go or i will kill you with
{{Script|Silver|Silver|let them go or i will kill you with
my powers }}
my powers }}
{{Script|None|Troll|if you try anything i will shoot
{{Script|???|Troll|if you try anything i will shoot
your friend in his sleep }}
your friend in his sleep }}
{{Script|BlueTroll|Blue-skinned troll|a way to go out if you think
(A troll holds a gun at Rob's head.)
{{Script|BlueTroll|Bluebert|a way to go out if you think
about it. in our sleep }}
about it. in our sleep }}
{{Script|Silver|Silver|ROB!!!! WAKE UP AND KICK HIS
{{Script|Silver|Silver|ROB!!!! WAKE UP AND KICK HIS
ASS I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!! }}
ASS I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!! }}
{{Script|None|Troll|great now we have all of
(Rob continues to sleep.)
{{Script|GaryOakLookinTroll|The Man with No Plan|great now we have all of
them. all we need to do is
them. all we need to do is
keep them here until he
keep them here until he
arrive's }}
arrive's }}
{{Script|None|Troll|now hands up and face first in
{{Script|GaryOakLookinTroll|The Man with No Plan|now hands up and face first in
the ground now
the ground now
silver }}
silver }}
{{Script|Silver|Silver|fuck even with my
{{Script|Silver|Silver (thinking)|fuck even with my power's i wouldn't be able to stop the bullets from killing them }}
power's i wouldn't be
able to stop the bullets
from killing them }}
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|whats
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|whats
going on? }}
going on? }}
 
==Page 6==
==Page 6==
{{Script|Jacko|Jacko|put your hands up or we will kill your
{{Script|Jacko|Jacko|put your hands up or we will kill your
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{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|what was you saying i wasn't
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|what was you saying i wasn't
listening? }}
listening? }}
{{Script|BlueTroll|Blue-skinned troll|do you
{{Script|BlueTroll|Bluebert|do you
not care
not care
that we
that we
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you see
you see
this noob }}
this noob }}
{{Script|Silver|Silver|the guns are to close to there
{{Script|Silver|Silver (thinking)|the guns are to close to there heads i wouldn't be able to stop the guns in time. i need something to get there Attention first  }}
heads i wouldn't be able to stop
(Markus is executed.)
the guns in time. i need
something to get there Attention
first  }}
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|who was that again? }}
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|who was that again? }}
{{Script|None|Troll|you want
{{Script|???|Troll|you want
to play like
to play like
that? ill kill
that? ill kill
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with him }}
with him }}
{{Script|Underbite Troll|Underbite Troll|oh GOD. }}
{{Script|Underbite Troll|Underbite Troll|oh GOD. }}
{{Script|None|Mustache Troll|dose this
(Chinese John and Jacko are suddenly confused.)
{{Script|Mustache|Chinese John|dose this
guy have a
guy have a
brain tumor
brain tumor
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with his
with his
hands? }}
hands? }}
(Fudd reveals his hands to have Satanic like symbols on them.)
 
==Page 7==
==Page 7==
{{Script|Silver|Silver|heres my chance }}
{{Script|Silver|Silver|heres my chance }}
{{Script|None|Mustache Troll|damnit he's got our guns }}
(Silver uses his powers to steal the guns away from the trolls.)
{{Script|Mustache|Chinese John|damnit he's got our guns }}
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|this is
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|this is
why i
why i
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that
that
wabbit }}
wabbit }}
(Fudd puts his hands together and releases strings.)
{{Script|Silver|Silver|what in the world are
{{Script|Silver|Silver|what in the world are
you doing? }}
you doing? }}
(The strings reach for Fudd's bag and reanimates the corpses of Daffy and Bugs.)


==Page 8==
==Page 8==
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there
there
Memories }}
Memories }}
(Fudd takes a piece of Daffy/Bugs brains and eats them.)
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd| bug's
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd| bug's
Memories
Memories
first }}
first }}
(Fudd experiences a flashback between Bugs and Daffy.)
{{Script|Bugs|Bugs|daffy i need your help. these
{{Script|Bugs|Bugs|daffy i need your help. these
people keep on insulting me
people keep on insulting me
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daffy's
daffy's
turn }}
turn }}
(Fudd eats Daffy's brain.)
{{Script|Daffy|Daffy|where am
{{Script|Daffy|Daffy|where am
i? where's
i? where's
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to get
to get
sad }}
sad }}
{{Script|BlueTroll|Blue-skinned troll|this is
{{Script|BlueTroll|Bluebert|this is
some
some
kind of
kind of
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fake
fake
zombies }}
zombies }}
{{Script|BlueTroll|Blue-skinned troll|im not falling
{{Script|BlueTroll|Bluebert|im not falling
for it!!! tit face }}
for it!!! tit face }}
{{Script|None|Mustache Troll|ill kill him you satanic freak }}
(Daffy Peter Pan kicks the Bluebert, knocking him to the ground.)
{{Script|Mustache|Chinese John|ill kill him you satanic freak }}
{{Script|Underbite Troll|Underbite Troll|no!!! }}
{{Script|Underbite Troll|Underbite Troll|no!!! }}
(Underbite Troll is beheaded.)
 
==Page 10==
==Page 10==
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|hey i have a
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|hey i have a
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thats not the only
thats not the only
thing thats bigger }}
thing thats bigger }}
(Fudd aims his shotgun while Bugs wakes up Rob.)
{{Script|Rob|Rob|huh? ...... what time is it? }}
{{Script|Rob|Rob|huh? ...... what time is it? }}
{{Script|None|Mustache Troll|noooooooooooooooo!!! }}
{{Script|Mustache|Chinese John|noooooooooooooooo!!! }}
(Fudd kills the Chinese John.)
{{Script|Silver|Silver|elmer fud forget about the other trolls there
{{Script|Silver|Silver|elmer fud forget about the other trolls there
isn't enough time for that. im sure theres more
isn't enough time for that. im sure theres more
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go get blaze }}
go get blaze }}
{{Script|Rob|Rob|WHAT!? }}
{{Script|Rob|Rob|WHAT!? }}
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|okie dokie }}
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|okie dokie silver}}
(Fudd's corpses retreat into the bag.)
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|i got my wabbit
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|i got my wabbit
and ducky }}
and ducky }}
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die before it even starts taking
die before it even starts taking
action }}
action }}
 
==Page 11==
==Page 11==
(The scene moves to Eggman and the Man in the Ice being frozen.)
{{Script|Troll King|Troll King|damnit egg man. even now you
{{Script|Troll King|Troll King|damnit egg man. even now you
manage to mess up my plans }}
manage to mess up my plans }}
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your people after fud. and waste
your people after fud. and waste
resources }}
resources }}
(Hindo takes on his electric form and travels through power lines, ending up at the housing area Silver is in.)
{{Script|Hindo|Hindo|i can get them in about five
{{Script|Hindo|Hindo|i can get them in about five
minutes.i can traval faster then
minutes.i can traval faster then
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now }}
now }}
{{Script|Silver|Silver|im sorry }}
{{Script|Silver|Silver|im sorry }}
(Silver lets go of Blaze's hand.)
{{Script|Rob|Rob|what is that
{{Script|Rob|Rob|what is that
smell? }}
smell? }}
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{{Script|Rob|Rob|WATCH
{{Script|Rob|Rob|WATCH
OUT!! }}
OUT!! }}
(Hindo leaps from the wire and knees Fudd in the face, knocking him out.)
{{Script|Silver|Silver|what the hell!? }}
{{Script|Silver|Silver|what the hell!? }}
{{Script|Rob|Rob|....... }}
{{Script|Rob|Rob|....... }}
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fuck your
fuck your
moms hard }}
moms hard }}
(Rob uses Unrelenting Force. Hindo escapes.)
{{Script|Hindo|Hindo|maybe next time dragonborn }}
{{Script|Hindo|Hindo|maybe next time dragonborn }}
(Hindo takes Fudd with him through the power lines.)
{{Script|Rob|Rob|he's gonna
{{Script|Rob|Rob|he's gonna
take him
take him
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==Page 14==
==Page 14==
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|mean while }}
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator Guy|mean while }}
(The scene moves to Tails.)
{{Script|Tails|Tails|hey woostock? }}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|hey woostock? }}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|i have been doing this all day.
{{Script|Tails|Tails|i have been doing this all day.
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which means no
which means no
more testing }}
more testing }}
(Woodstock suddenly pulls out a gun and shoots at Tails.)
{{Script|Woodstock|Woodstock|great you
{{Script|Woodstock|Woodstock|great you
passed my
passed my
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deceit of my own
deceit of my own
love ones }}
love ones }}
(Tails appears sad/disinterested.)
{{Script|Batman|Batman|it turns out the
{{Script|Batman|Batman|it turns out the
reason joker
reason joker
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and the rest of
and the rest of
them }}
them }}
(Tails looks down.)
{{Script|Batman|Batman|was lead by the true
{{Script|Batman|Batman|was lead by the true
villian alfred }}
villian alfred }}
(A vision of Alfred appears behind Batman.)
{{Script|Batman|Batman|so then i had to
{{Script|Batman|Batman|so then i had to
kill all the
kill all the
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training
training
started }}
started }}
(The scene moves to Rob, who is looking down at the ground.)
{{Script|Silver|Silver|hmm i
{{Script|Silver|Silver|hmm i
know
know
ob it
rob it
doesn't
doesn't
feeL
feeL
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least he's not a
least he's not a
coward }}
coward }}
(A voice emerges from a nearby alleyway.)
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote|seeing fuds powers. you
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote|seeing fuds powers. you
have now enter something
have now enter something
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like his
like his
bag? }}
bag? }}
(Coyote grabs a trash bag.)
{{Script|Silver|Silver|robs right. so im guessing
{{Script|Silver|Silver|robs right. so im guessing
you have the same satanic
you have the same satanic
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follow
follow
him? }}
him? }}
(The group enters a dark hallway with small candles lighting the path.)
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote|we have
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote|we have
lots to
lots to
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everything
everything
there }}
there }}
(A small hole in the ground is shown with a ladder going down.)
==Page 17==
==Page 17==
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make sure this power is not in the wrong
make sure this power is not in the wrong
hands }}
hands }}
(The scene moves to a monument marked with the symbol of the Neutrals.)
{{Script|Tom|Tom|we neutral's dont take sides in childish battles
{{Script|Tom|Tom|we neutral's dont take sides in childish battles
that normal people do. to pick sides is fullish }}
that normal people do. to pick sides is fullish }}
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out that day drinking to celebrate
out that day drinking to celebrate
sylvester finally killmg tweety bird }}
sylvester finally killmg tweety bird }}
(Flashback to a sunny day in the past.)
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|i cant
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|i cant
wait
wait
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you killed your
you killed your
mousey hahah }}
mousey hahah }}
(Fudd and Tom knock on a door.)
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|lets
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|lets
go }}
go }}
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are at his
are at his
house }}
house }}
(Coyote greets the two and lets them in.)
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote|hey guys i
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote|hey guys i
was just
was just
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{{Script|Sylvester|Sylvester|oh
{{Script|Sylvester|Sylvester|oh
really }}
really }}
(Coyote facepalms.)
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote| oh my
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote| oh my
god. can
god. can
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we need a
we need a
designated
designated
driver }}
driver }}
(The scene moves to another house with sign outside it, reading "welcome to the house of god".)
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote|come on. im
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote|come on. im
not asking you
not asking you
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this. it doesn't say in thebible that you
this. it doesn't say in thebible that you
can't drive your freinds to a bar so
can't drive your freinds to a bar so
they can act flicked up }}
they can get fucked up }}
{{Script|Porky|Porky|w......why.... why
{{Script|Porky|Porky|w......why.... why
can... can't..... you.
can... can't..... you.
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street }}
street }}
{{Script|???|Unknown speaker|put on your seat belts }}
{{Script|???|Unknown speaker|put on your seat belts }}
(The characters appear in a car. Fudd is spaced out. The camera suddenly shifts to a closeup of Tom's face.)
{{Script|Tom|Tom|did you know that even with seat belts
{{Script|Tom|Tom|did you know that even with seat belts
people die all the time in car crashes? i
people die all the time in car crashes? i
thought that was interesting }}
thought that was interesting }}
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|after the }}
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator Guy|after the drive}}
drive
(The group arrives at the bar. The sign reads "open".)
open
{{Script|Bartender|Bart Ender|hey guys }}
{{Script|Bartender|Bartender|hey guys }}
{{Script|Bartender|Bart Ender|go ahead and pick a table but if tom and
{{Script|Bartender|Bartender|go ahead and pick a table but if tom and
sylvster fight in my bar again ill kick you all
sylvster fight in my bar again ill kick you all
out }}
out }}
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happen
happen
again }}
again }}
 
==Page 20==
==Page 20==
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote|alright lets
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote|alright lets
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some
some
shots }}
shots }}
(Several shots of alcohol are on the table.)
{{Script|Tom|Tom|I want to make a
{{Script|Tom|Tom|I want to make a
toast to our great
toast to our great
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{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|that was a beautiful
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|that was a beautiful
speach man }}
speach man }}
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrorator|two
{{Script|Narrorator|Narrator Guy|two
hours
hours
later }}
later }}
(The characters all appear drunk, cheeks red.)
{{Script|Tom|Tom|im sorry man i dont hate you
{{Script|Tom|Tom|im sorry man i dont hate you
personally. i just hate your
personally. i just hate your
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must stick
must stick
together }}
together }}
(Fudd and Coyote are holding microphones, singing together.)
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|i ahhhh. umm love......
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|i ahhhh. umm love......
loooovvve you baby
loooovvve you baby
always }}
always }}
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote|AHHHHHHHHH!! }}
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote|AHHHHHHHHH!! }}
(Porky sits alone, irritated.)
{{Script|Porky|Porky|he.... he......
{{Script|Porky|Porky|he.... he......
hey ca...... can
hey ca...... can
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apple ju......ju
apple ju......ju
..... ju.... juice }}
..... ju.... juice }}
{{Script|Bartender|Bartender|hey why
{{Script|Bartender|Bart Ender|hey why
aren't you
aren't you
drinking
drinking
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if i drink
if i drink
one beer }}
one beer }}
(Fudd throws up, Coyote comforts him.)
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote|yeah man get it
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote|yeah man get it
all out man }}
all out man }}
(Coyote smiles before throwing up himself.)


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{{Script|Sylvester|Sylvester|its
{{Script|Sylvester|Sylvester|its
nothing }}
nothing }}
{{Script|Tails|Tails|come
(Sylvester messes around with a bag.)
{{Script|Tom|Tom|come
on
on
whats
whats
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gonna
gonna
be fun }}
be fun }}
(Tom and Sylvester exit the bar. Elsewhere, Porky is now drunk.)
{{Script|Porky|Porky|ok it wont
{{Script|Porky|Porky|ok it wont
hurt if i drink
hurt if i drink
some more }}
some more }}
{{Script|BadWoman|Bad woman| hey what
(A drunk, busty woman approaches Porky.)
{{Script|BadWoman|Lemon Stealing Whore| hey what
are you
are you
doing
doing
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you need
you need
company }}
company }}
{{Script|BadWoman|Bad woman|i wont lie.
{{Script|BadWoman|Lemon Stealing Whore|i wont lie.
ive always
ive always
had a thing
had a thing
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meat on
meat on
there bone }}
there bone }}
(Porky flashes his marriage ring.)
{{Script|Porky|Porky|fu......f
{{Script|Porky|Porky|fu......f
u.....
u.....
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fuck
fuck
off }}
off }}
(The woman gets close to Porky and begins feeling his lower body.)
{{Script|Porky|Porky|ummm. that..S
{{Script|Porky|Porky|ummm. that..S
my ..... pen..... p.
my ..... pen..... p.
p....penis }}
p....penis }}
{{Script|BadWoman|Bad woman|sometimes its good to share.
{{Script|BadWoman|Lemon Stealing Whore|sometimes its good to share.
she doesn't have to know
she doesn't have to know
piggy man }}
piggy man }}
{{Script|BadWoman|Bad woman|this wont
{{Script|BadWoman|Lemon Stealing Whore|this wont
take to
take to
long if
long if
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but
but
but..but }}
but..but }}
{{Script|BadWoman|Bad woman|come
{{Script|BadWoman|Lemon Stealing Whore|come
on }}
on }}
(The woman drags Porky away.)
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|ummm i....... some.... one
{{Script|Fudd|Fudd|ummm i....... some.... one
help me up .... please }}
help me up .... please }}
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote|i got ya }}
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote|i got ya }}
(Coyote helps Fudd up.)
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote|we need to
{{Script|Coyote|Coyote|we need to
find
find
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ahhh............. ah
ahhh............. ah
your nice...... }}
your nice...... }}
 
[[Category: Scripts]]
[[Category: Scripts]]

Latest revision as of 18:12, 19 September 2024

Previous: chaper 7: mario vs king troll/Script

Next: chapter 9: fuds choice/Script

Stats

  • Character count: ~13400
  • No spaces: ~11500
  • Character with most lines: Silver (30)
  • Character with least lines: Markus (1)

Page 1

(Yoshi hits the ground a distance away.)

Mariodont worry yoshi i will get us out of here.

Troll Kingi dont think so mario

Troll KingIve wasted enough time as it is now you die

Marioi got one last hope to survive this

(Mario reaches into his bag.)

Troll Kingif you grab another star ill just use another word of death

Marioit's not a star dumbass

Troll Kingdosen't matter what item it is mario

Marioi got it

(Mario grabs the Warp Whistle.)

Troll Kingit's not the time to play music mario!

(Mario plays the whistle.)

Page 2

Marioit's over now

Troll Kingfor once your right.

Troll Kingthe wind is getting stronger?

Troll Kingwhat the hell? where that come from? this is from that flute?

(A tornado scoops up Mario and Yoshi.)

Troll Kingdamnit i cant move..

Troll Kingdamnit it's taking him away

Troll Kingfuck he got away after all

Alexthat flute took him and his pet away

Troll Kinghe better hope we dont meat again because next time

Troll Kingi will destroy him

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Woodstockmy story is simple. they did to snoopy what they did to pork chop. they fucked him to death. thats my story i dont feel like putting it in more detail then that. now that we are past that we will start your training

Tailswhat are you gonna teach me?

Woodstockwell im not vary strong and my speed is limited but my reaction time is great and even though your fast you need work on your reaction speed

(A large gun emerges from behind Woodstock.)

Woodstockthe faster you react to danger the better. im gonna set thiS gun on random speeds so you wont know how fast or how slow it will come at you next your training is to dodge all of them

(The gun fires a bullet a Tails, which he jumps over.)

Tails how long do i have to do this for?

Woodstockuntil i say so. now im gonna go fix my self a hot pocket.

Tailshey aren't you supose to watch me?

(Tails dodges another bullet.)

Woodstockill check back here later im hungry and im to lazy to watch you all day

Tailsalright then woodstock

Narrator Guymean while

(The scene moves to Underbite Troll's apartment.)

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(Rob, Underbite Troll, and Markus sleep on the couch. Fudd sleeps on the floor next to his bodies. Silver makes his way to Blaze's room.)

Fuddwabbit

Silverok im gonna tell her now. i can do it. be a man damnit

Silverhey blaze can i come in?

Blazehey silver whats up?

Silverthere's something i want to tell you... umm......

Blazewhat is it?

Silverwell.... i ummm.......

Blazesilver can you hold my hand?

Silversure

(Silver and Blaze almost hold hands.) (SLAM!!)

Silverwhat was that bang noise

Silverit might be danger stay in here. the trolls like to rape its safer in here

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Silverhmmmm i hear crying this can't be good at all

Jackonow give us a real answer

(Underbite Troll is being held at gunpoint by a troll with a thin mustache and beard.)

Chinese Johntell us where the other one is

Underbite Trolli dont know what your talking about?

Jacko maybe we should kill his gay love. talk fucking noob or he die's hahah badie talk damnit

(Jacko points the gun at Markus, who is crying.)

Markusi dont even know whats going on?

Silverlet them go or i will kill you with my powers

Trollif you try anything i will shoot your friend in his sleep

(A troll holds a gun at Rob's head.)

Blueberta way to go out if you think about it. in our sleep

SilverROB!!!! WAKE UP AND KICK HIS ASS I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!!

(Rob continues to sleep.)

The Man with No Plangreat now we have all of them. all we need to do is keep them here until he arrive's

The Man with No Plannow hands up and face first in the ground now silver

Silver (thinking)fuck even with my power's i wouldn't be able to stop the bullets from killing them

Fuddwhats going on?

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Jackoput your hands up or we will kill your freinds. do as we say now retard

Fuddwhat was you saying i wasn't listening?

Bluebertdo you not care that we have guns? he thinks we wont do it. kill one them. you see this noob

Silver (thinking)the guns are to close to there heads i wouldn't be able to stop the guns in time. i need something to get there Attention first

(Markus is executed.)

Fuddwho was that again?

Trollyou want to play like that? ill kill all of them starting with him

Underbite Trolloh GOD.

(Chinese John and Jacko are suddenly confused.)

Chinese Johndose this guy have a brain tumor or something?

Jacko............... wha..... what the fuck is with his hands?

(Fudd reveals his hands to have Satanic like symbols on them.)

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Silverheres my chance

(Silver uses his powers to steal the guns away from the trolls.)

Chinese Johndamnit he's got our guns

Fuddthis is why i wanted that wabbit

(Fudd puts his hands together and releases strings.)

Silverwhat in the world are you doing?

(The strings reach for Fudd's bag and reanimates the corpses of Daffy and Bugs.)

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Fuddalright first thing's first i must dig into there Memories

(Fudd takes a piece of Daffy/Bugs brains and eats them.)

Fudd bug's Memories first

(Fudd experiences a flashback between Bugs and Daffy.)

Bugsdaffy i need your help. these people keep on insulting me calling me name's and i can't stop them and i dont know what to do there so hateful to me and i dont know why?

Daffybugs i can help you but i need you to do something first

Bugswhats that? daffy

Daffystop crying like a pussy. ok them people are ass hole's. the way to get them back. is to be more of a ass hole back. out do there dickyness with more dickyness

Fuddhmmm bugs Memories are out of the way now. now its daffy's turn

(Fudd eats Daffy's brain.)

Daffywhere am i? where's bugs?

Alexsir can i have the honors.... pretty please with duck on top

Daffywait..? what are you gonna do to me?

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Troll Kingyes alex the honor is all yours. i want you to beat him near death. i want you to crush his spirit. i want him to wish for death. break as many oh his bones as you can

Daffy........ what!?

Alexyes sir. im going to fuck him

DaffyAHHHHHHHH SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!

Fuddim starting to get sad

Bluebertthis is some kind of trick. your trying to trick us with these fake zombies

Bluebertim not falling for it!!! tit face

(Daffy Peter Pan kicks the Bluebert, knocking him to the ground.)

Chinese Johnill kill him you satanic freak

Underbite Trollno!!!

(Underbite Troll is beheaded.)

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Fuddhey i have a bigger gun and thats not the only thing thats bigger

(Fudd aims his shotgun while Bugs wakes up Rob.)

Robhuh? ...... what time is it?

Chinese Johnnoooooooooooooooo!!!

(Fudd kills the Chinese John.)

Silverelmer fud forget about the other trolls there isn't enough time for that. im sure theres more trolls on there way. we got to get out of here. ill go get blaze

RobWHAT!?

Fuddokie dokie silver

(Fudd's corpses retreat into the bag.)

Fuddi got my wabbit and ducky

Silveri should of expected this. and all my planing wont be any good if i die before it even starts taking action

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(The scene moves to Eggman and the Man in the Ice being frozen.)

Troll Kingdamnit egg man. even now you manage to mess up my plans

Hindosir we just heard some news you might want to know the one called elmer fud can resurrect the dead

Troll King.........................

Troll Kingfate has just put this back in my favor this is even better then i would of imagine

Troll Kingforget about silver. bring me elmer fud

Hindosir there's no need to send a bunch of your people after fud. and waste resources

(Hindo takes on his electric form and travels through power lines, ending up at the housing area Silver is in.)

Hindoi can get them in about five minutes.i can traval faster then any of our people with the electric lines

Blazesilver i know your just looking out for me but you can let go of my arm now

Silverim sorry

(Silver lets go of Blaze's hand.)

Robwhat is that smell?

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Silverwe need to find a hidding spot

Robthere's something sparking? i can smell it

RobWATCH OUT!!

(Hindo leaps from the wire and knees Fudd in the face, knocking him out.)

Silverwhat the hell!?

Rob.......

Silverdamnit that was to fast for me to react

Hindoi got what i was after

Robi dont know who you are but get the fuck away from him now!!!

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Hindoso your the dragonborn? huh guess alex was lieing when he said he was strong

Robi dont know what your saying but for some reason the sight of your face is pissing me off

Hindofighting you three would be a waste of my time i have my target

Hindoanyways. after i bring fud back with me i might just spend some time out of my day to find and fuck your moms hard

(Rob uses Unrelenting Force. Hindo escapes.)

Hindomaybe next time dragonborn

(Hindo takes Fudd with him through the power lines.)

Robhe's gonna take him with him.by them lines huh?

Silveri was afraid this might happen. fud only made this harder when he did that satanic zombie thing with bug's and daffy. we need to get a hide out so i can get my plan started. this is taking longer then i wanted it to be

Blazesilver i dont know if we have a chance of winning this fight. i dont have a good feeling about whats gonna happen next what ever it might be?

Robi promise i will save you friend

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Narrator Guymean while

(The scene moves to Tails.)

Tailshey woostock?

Tailsi have been doing this all day. where the hell have you been?

Woodstockoh sorry i forgot about this and took a nap and then took a shit. im so sorry i forgot but no worries man im here now

Tailsyou got to be the worst teacher i have ever seen in my life. your not here most the time

Woodstockchill your vag man. i know. now to see if you learned anything I must really test how you react to real danger which means no more testing

(Woodstock suddenly pulls out a gun and shoots at Tails.)

Woodstockgreat you passed my training well done tails. he's all yours batman im gonna go now

Tailshey guns aren't toys you could of really hurt me with that thing

Woodstockit's a bb gun dumb ass. so it is a toy after al

Tailsoh.

Batmannow your real training starts

Batmanim gonna teach you the fine art of hand to hand combat

Tailsoh yeah i was waiting for this

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Batmanbefore we train i feel the need to tell you my story so you will understand. my story started after i finally killed the joker

Batmanlaying there with his last breath. he cleaned off his face and showed me his real face. which it turns out he was my long lost uncle. after he died i found out the truth about everything. about the deceit of my own love ones

(Tails appears sad/disinterested.)

Batmanit turns out the reason joker was crazy was because my city the one i worked so hard to pertect was filled with the true bad guys he was trying to stop there evil ways.robin and the rest of them

(Tails looks down.)

Batmanwas lead by the true villian alfred

(A vision of Alfred appears behind Batman.)

Batmanso then i had to kill all the people that i once called friends and then i was face to face with alfred and he told me how he payed them people to kill my parents. right before he died he told me he was in the group called the trolls

Tailsso thats why you joined the defenders. that sucks

Batmanthats my story and thats why i hate the trolls. now lets get your training started

(The scene moves to Rob, who is looking down at the ground.)

Silverhmm i know rob it doesn't feeL right with out him

Silverhmmmmmm!!! this is all my fault

Silverif i would of tried harder i could of saved him. im no better then shadow at least he's not a coward

(A voice emerges from a nearby alleyway.)

Coyoteseeing fuds powers. you have now enter something you dont understand

Silverwhos there. get out of the shadows stranger

Coyoteyou guys have to come with me now

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Silveri remember you. knuckles and shadow helped you get the road runner and in return you helped us with the consert.

Coyote you need to come with me through this secret tunnel. someone could be hearing us talking right now. lets go

Robwait you have a bag thats just like his bag?

(Coyote grabs a trash bag.)

Silverrobs right. so im guessing you have the same satanic power as elmer fud

RobWHAT!!!?

Coyotewe must hurry

Blazewell i guess we follow him?

(The group enters a dark hallway with small candles lighting the path.)

Coyotewe have lots to explain to you. silver. fuds capture gave us no choice but to interfere

Silverwhen you say we? you must mean there are more of you huh?

Coyoteyes our secret base is up ahead. ill eplain everything there

(A small hole in the ground is shown with a ladder going down.)

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Sylvesterhey Coyote fud was a bit on the slow side i am not really shocked that he was captured

Sylvesterhey im sylvester.so why are we gonna waste our words on these outs siders? i mean its not like they would care

Coyotewe are the neutral's. we are called that because to use this power your emotions must be neutral. its not that we are to worried about his life but we cant let that kind of power in the wrong hands

Silverwell thats fucked up

Coyoteto use this power you must not hate or care to much or we wont be able to control the corpses and all the powers the bodies have. so we dont care that much if we live or die but we must make sure this power is not in the wrong hands

(The scene moves to a monument marked with the symbol of the Neutrals.)

Tomwe neutral's dont take sides in childish battles that normal people do. to pick sides is fullish

Tomthe world shouldn't be a battle feild for them ummm childish battles. our goal is to keep this power safe.

Coyotethere's no telling how strong a neutral can be with the right bodies but there's a ketch

Coyotewe can only bring back bodies that have the head connected to there bodie. if the head happen to be severed the body would be useless. and it has another ketch other then that. your controlling the bodies with your spirit lines. to have full control we must eat the there brains to know all they know.

Silverhow did you get this power?

Sylvestersigh......... man questions

Robwhat?

Coyotei guess it is relevant to explain everything to you. it was years back stuff like this people never forget

Coyotei remember when the five of us went out that day drinking to celebrate sylvester finally killmg tweety bird

(Flashback to a sunny day in the past.)

Fuddi cant wait until tonight we are gonna get so wasted

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Tom why are we going to have this celebration anyways sylvester is such a dick. he gets on my nervs with his Attitude

Fuddhe doesn't bother me at all. are you sure?

Tomyou cant see it's fuck am i the only one? he's a ass hole dude

Fuddyour just mad at him because he killed that birdy before you killed your mousey hahah

(Fudd and Tom knock on a door.)

Fuddlets go

Tomwhatever man thats not why. did he tell you to say that? fuck him i will kill that mouse assholes

Fuddhahaha hah be nice we are at his house

(Coyote greets the two and lets them in.)

Coyotehey guys i was just telling him the plan. we are gonna do a all nighter and get fucked up hahaha its gonna be sweet

Coyotecome inside

Sylvesterhey tom shouldn't you wait until tonight before you start drinking. i dont want you to get wasted before its even time

Tomhey you have nothing to worry about. i can handle my booze alot better then you can. ill be fine.

Sylvesteroh really

(Coyote facepalms.)

Coyote oh my god. can you guys not argue like you always do, this is supose to be a fun night

Fuddummm guys if we are gonna be drunk then how will we drive home? we need a designated driver

(The scene moves to another house with sign outside it, reading "welcome to the house of god".)

Coyotecome on. im not asking you to drink with us im asking you to make sure we dont crash into something

Porkybut. but but but. i... i.... dont. i cant.. i dont want to help yo.... you kill your brains.. but.. i can't i.........its not goods

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Coyoteman there is nothing wrong with this. it doesn't say in thebible that you can't drive your freinds to a bar so they can get fucked up

Porkyw......why.... why can... can't..... you. ...... you ask..... bu......bu..... bugs ....... or daffy to drive ...... you.. gu.... guys

Coyotedude bugs and daffy are always weird when we drink with them. they always going to the bath room at the same time and stay in there for hours. besides fud would try to kill them. just stop being a pussy

Porkyo..... ok ill drive you guys

Coyoteyes

TomHELL YEAH!! there both coming out side. thats so fucking cool

Porkyge.......get... ge...... get in the car

Fudddrive us to the bar on 24th street

Unknown speakerput on your seat belts

(The characters appear in a car. Fudd is spaced out. The camera suddenly shifts to a closeup of Tom's face.)

Tomdid you know that even with seat belts people die all the time in car crashes? i thought that was interesting

Narrator Guyafter the drive

(The group arrives at the bar. The sign reads "open".)

Bart Enderhey guys

Bart Endergo ahead and pick a table but if tom and sylvster fight in my bar again ill kick you all out

Sylvesterthat wont happen again

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Coyotealright lets skip the sissy drinks and start with some shots

(Several shots of alcohol are on the table.)

TomI want to make a toast to our great friend sylvester for his accomplishment killing a bird, I mean its no road runner or jerry and not nearly as hard to kill but none the less a miracle of its own. that he finally was able to kill a tiny bird in a cage

Sylvesterhmmm mmm

Fuddthat was a beautiful speach man

Narrator Guytwo hours later

(The characters all appear drunk, cheeks red.)

Tomim sorry man i dont hate you personally. i just hate your smug face

Sylvesterhey im sorry to. i shouldn't of fucked your sister and never told you about it. that was wrong of me, us cats must stick together

(Fudd and Coyote are holding microphones, singing together.)

Fuddi ahhhh. umm love...... loooovvve you baby always

CoyoteAHHHHHHHHH!!

(Porky sits alone, irritated.)

Porkyhe.... he...... hey ca...... can i get another. apple ju......ju ..... ju.... juice

Bart Enderhey why aren't you drinking with your friends? they look like there having lots of fun

Porkythey do dont they? we.... wel....... well i guess it wont hurt if i drink one beer

(Fudd throws up, Coyote comforts him.)

Coyoteyeah man get it all out man

(Coyote smiles before throwing up himself.)


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Tomhey whats in that bag you keep on messing with?

Sylvesterits nothing

(Sylvester messes around with a bag.)

Tomcome on whats in it?

Sylvesterfine ill tell you. but you got to be cool about it and not tell anyone this, i got some cat nip

Sylvesteri guess ill give you some of it

Tomoh..... yeah this is gonna be fun

(Tom and Sylvester exit the bar. Elsewhere, Porky is now drunk.)

Porkyok it wont hurt if i drink some more

(A drunk, busty woman approaches Porky.)

Lemon Stealing Whore hey what are you doing here all alone? do you need company

Lemon Stealing Whorei wont lie. ive always had a thing for pigs.i like a man with some meat on there bone

(Porky flashes his marriage ring.)

Porkyfu......f u..... f.... fuck off

(The woman gets close to Porky and begins feeling his lower body.)

Porkyummm. that..S my ..... pen..... p. p....penis

Lemon Stealing Whoresometimes its good to share. she doesn't have to know piggy man

Lemon Stealing Whorethis wont take to long if you follow me. i know you want to

Porkybu.... but.... bu...b but but..but

Lemon Stealing Whorecome on

(The woman drags Porky away.)

Fuddummm i....... some.... one help me up .... please

Coyotei got ya

(Coyote helps Fudd up.)

Coyotewe need to find everyone and get home.

Fuddwheres our driver? ahhh............. ah your nice......