Chaper 8: the neutral's/Script

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• Character count: ~13400
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• Character with most lines: Silver (30)
• Character with least lines: Markus (1)

Page 1

Mariodont worry yoshi i will get us out of here.

Troll Kingi dont think so mario

Troll KingIve wasted enough time as it is now you die

Marioi got one last hope to survive this

Troll Kingif you grab another star ill just use another word of death

Marioit's not a star dumbass

Troll Kingdosen't matter what item it is mario

Marioi got it

Troll Kingit's not the time to play music mario!

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Marioit's over now

Troll Kingfor once your right.

Troll Kingthe wind is getting stronger?

Troll Kingwhat the hell? where that come from? this is from that flute?

Troll Kingdamnit i cant move..

Troll Kingdamnit it's taking him away

Troll Kingfuck he got away after all

Alexthat flute took him and his pet away

Troll Kinghe better hope we dont meat again because next time

Troll Kingi will destroy him

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Woodstockmy story is simple. they did to snoopy what they did to pork chop. they fucked him to death. thats my story i dont feel like putting it in more detail then that. now that we are past that we will start your training

Tailswhat are you gonna teach me?

Woodstockwell im not vary strong and my speed is limited but my reaction time is great and even though your fast you need work on your reaction speed

Woodstockthe faster you react to danger the better. im gonna set thiS gun on random speeds so you wont know how fast or how slow it will come at you next your training is to dodge all of them

Tails how long do i have to do this for?

Woodstockuntil i say so. now im gonna go fix my self a hot pocket.

Tailshey aren't you supose to watch me?

Woodstockill check back here later im hungry and im to lazy to watch you all day

Tailsalright then woodstock

Narroratormean while

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Fuddwabbit

Silverok im gonna tell her now. i can do it. be a man damnit

Silverhey blaze can i come in?

Blazehey silver whats up?

Silverthere's something i want to tell you... umm......

Blazewhat is it?

Silverwell.... i ummm.......

Blazesilver can you hold my hand?

Silversure

SLAM!!

Silverwhat was that bang noise

Silverit might be danger stay in here. the trolls like to rape its safer in here

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Silverhmmmm i hear crying this can't be good at all

Jackonow give us a real answer

Mustache Trolltell us where the other one is

Underbite Trolli dont know what your talking about?

Jacko maybe we should kill his gay love. talk fucking noob or he die's hahah badie talk damnit

Markusi dont even know whats going on?

Silverlet them go or i will kill you with my powers

Trollif you try anything i will shoot your friend in his sleep

Blue-skinned trolla way to go out if you think about it. in our sleep

SilverROB!!!! WAKE UP AND KICK HIS ASS I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!!

Trollgreat now we have all of them. all we need to do is keep them here until he arrive's

Trollnow hands up and face first in the ground now silver

Silverfuck even with my power's i wouldn't be able to stop the bullets from killing them

Fuddwhats going on?

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Jackoput your hands up or we will kill your freinds. do as we say now retard

Fuddwhat was you saying i wasn't listening?

Blue-skinned trolldo you not care that we have guns? he thinks we wont do it. kill one them. you see this noob

Silverthe guns are to close to there heads i wouldn't be able to stop the guns in time. i need something to get there Attention first

Fuddwho was that again?

Trollyou want to play like that? ill kill all of them starting with him

Underbite Trolloh GOD.

Mustache Trolldose this guy have a brain tumor or something?

Jacko............... wha..... what the fuck is with his hands?

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Silverheres my chance

Mustache Trolldamnit he's got our guns

Fuddthis is why i wanted that wabbit

Silverwhat in the world are you doing?

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Fuddalright first thing's first i must dig into there Memories

Fudd bug's Memories first

Bugsdaffy i need your help. these people keep on insulting me calling me name's and i can't stop them and i dont know what to do there so hateful to me and i dont know why?

Daffybugs i can help you but i need you to do something first

Bugswhats that? daffy

Daffystop crying like a pussy. ok them people are ass hole's. the way to get them back. is to be more of a ass hole back. out do there dickyness with more dickyness

Fuddhmmm bugs Memories are out of the way now. now its daffy's turn

Daffywhere am i? where's bugs?

Alexsir can i have the honors.... pretty please with duck on top

Daffywait..? what are you gonna do to me?

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Troll Kingyes alex the honor is all yours. i want you to beat him near death. i want you to crush his spirit. i want him to wish for death. break as many oh his bones as you can

Daffy........ what!?

Alexyes sir. im going to fuck him

DaffyAHHHHHHHH SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!

Fuddim starting to get sad

Blue-skinned trollthis is some kind of trick. your trying to trick us with these fake zombies

Blue-skinned trollim not falling for it!!! tit face

Mustache Trollill kill him you satanic freak

Underbite Trollno!!!

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Fuddhey i have a bigger gun and thats not the only thing thats bigger

Robhuh? ...... what time is it?

Mustache Trollnoooooooooooooooo!!!

Silverelmer fud forget about the other trolls there isn't enough time for that. im sure theres more trolls on there way. we got to get out of here. ill go get blaze

RobWHAT!?

Fuddokie dokie

Fuddi got my wabbit and ducky

Silveri should of expected this. and all my planing wont be any good if i die before it even starts taking action

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Troll Kingdamnit egg man. even now you manage to mess up my plans

Hindosir we just heard some news you might want to know the one called elmer fud can resurrect the dead

Troll King.........................

Troll Kingfate has just put this back in my favor this is even better then i would of imagine

Troll Kingforget about silver. bring me elmer fud

Hindosir there's no need to send a bunch of your people after fud. and waste resources

Hindoi can get them in about five minutes.i can traval faster then any of our people with the electric lines

Blazesilver i know your just looking out for me but you can let go of my arm now

Silverim sorry

Robwhat is that smell?

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Silverwe need to find a hidding spot

Robthere's something sparking? i can smell it

RobWATCH OUT!!

Silverwhat the hell!?

Rob.......

Silverdamnit that was to fast for me to react

Hindoi got what i was after

Robi dont know who you are but get the fuck away from him now!!!

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Hindoso your the dragonborn? huh guess alex was lieing when he said he was strong

Robi dont know what your saying but for some reason the sight of your face is pissing me off

Hindofighting you three would be a waste of my time i have my target

Hindoanyways. after i bring fud back with me i might just spend some time out of my day to find and fuck your moms hard

Hindomaybe next time dragonborn

Robhe's gonna take him with him.by them lines huh?

Silveri was afraid this might happen. fud only made this harder when he did that satanic zombie thing with bug's and daffy. we need to get a hide out so i can get my plan started. this is taking longer then i wanted it to be

Blazesilver i dont know if we have a chance of winning this fight. i dont have a good feeling about whats gonna happen next what ever it might be?

Robi promise i will save you friend

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Narroratormean while

Tailshey woostock?

Tailsi have been doing this all day. where the hell have you been?

Woodstockoh sorry i forgot about this and took a nap and then took a shit. im so sorry i forgot but no worries man im here now

Tailsyou got to be the worst teacher i have ever seen in my life. your not here most the time

Woodstockchill your vag man. i know. now to see if you learned anything I must really test how you react to real danger which means no more testing

Woodstockgreat you passed my training well done tails. he's all yours batman im gonna go now

Tailshey guns aren't toys you could of really hurt me with that thing

Woodstockit's a bb gun dumb ass. so it is a toy after al

Tailsoh.

Batmannow your real training starts

Batmanim gonna teach you the fine art of hand to hand combat

Tailsoh yeah i was waiting for this

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Batmanbefore we train i feel the need to tell you my story so you will understand. my story started after i finally killed the joker

Batmanlaying there with his last breath. he cleaned off his face and showed me his real face. which it turns out he was my long lost uncle. after he died i found out the truth about everything. about the deceit of my own love ones

Batmanit turns out the reason joker was crazy was because my city the one i worked so hard to pertect was filled with the true bad guys he was trying to stop there evil ways.robin and the rest of them

Batmanwas lead by the true villian alfred

Batmanso then i had to kill all the people that i once called friends and then i was face to face with alfred and he told me how he payed them people to kill my parents. right before he died he told me he was in the group called the trolls

Tailsso thats why you joined the defenders. that sucks

Batmanthats my story and thats why i hate the trolls. now lets get your training started

Silverhmm i know ob it doesn't feeL right with out him

Silverhmmmmmm!!! this is all my fault

Silverif i would of tried harder i could of saved him. im no better then shadow at least he's not a coward

Coyoteseeing fuds powers. you have now enter something you dont understand

Silverwhos there. get out of the shadows stranger

Coyoteyou guys have to come with me now

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Silveri remember you. knuckles and shadow helped you get the road runner and in return you helped us with the consert.

Coyote you need to come with me through this secret tunnel. someone could be hearing us talking right now. lets go

Robwait you have a bag thats just like his bag?

Silverrobs right. so im guessing you have the same satanic power as elmer fud

RobWHAT!!!?

Coyotewe must hurry

Blazewell i guess we follow him?

Coyotewe have lots to explain to you. silver. fuds capture gave us no choice but to interfere

Silverwhen you say we? you must mean there are more of you huh?

Coyoteyes our secret base is up ahead. ill eplain everything there

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Sylvesterhey Coyote fud was a bit on the slow side i am not really shocked that he was captured

Sylvesterhey im sylvester.so why are we gonna waste our words on these outs siders? i mean its not like they would care

Coyotewe are the neutral's. we are called that because to use this power your emotions must be neutral. its not that we are to worried about his life but we cant let that kind of power in the wrong hands

Silverwell thats fucked up

Coyoteto use this power you must not hate or care to much or we wont be able to control the corpses and all the powers the bodies have. so we dont care that much if we live or die but we must make sure this power is not in the wrong hands

Tomwe neutral's dont take sides in childish battles that normal people do. to pick sides is fullish

Tomthe world shouldn't be a battle feild for them ummm childish battles. our goal is to keep this power safe.

Coyotethere's no telling how strong a neutral can be with the right bodies but there's a ketch

Coyotewe can only bring back bodies that have the head connected to there bodie. if the head happen to be severed the body would be useless. and it has another ketch other then that. your controlling the bodies with your spirit lines. to have full control we must eat the there brains to know all they know.

Silverhow did you get this power?

Sylvestersigh......... man questions

Robwhat?

Coyotei guess it is relevant to explain everything to you. it was years back stuff like this people never forget

Coyotei remember when the five of us went out that day drinking to celebrate sylvester finally killmg tweety bird

Fuddi cant wait until tonight we are gonna get so wasted

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Tom why are we going to have this celebration anyways sylvester is such a dick. he gets on my nervs with his Attitude

Fuddhe doesn't bother me at all. are you sure?

Tomyou cant see it's fuck am i the only one? he's a ass hole dude

Fuddyour just mad at him because he killed that birdy before you killed your mousey hahah

Fuddlets go

Tomwhatever man thats not why. did he tell you to say that? fuck him i will kill that mouse assholes

Fuddhahaha hah be nice we are at his house

Coyotehey guys i was just telling him the plan. we are gonna do a all nighter and get fucked up hahaha its gonna be sweet

Coyotecome inside

Sylvesterhey tom shouldn't you wait until tonight before you start drinking. i dont want you to get wasted before its even time

Tomhey you have nothing to worry about. i can handle my booze alot better then you can. ill be fine.

Sylvesteroh really

Coyote oh my god. can you guys not argue like you always do, this is supose to be a fun night

Fuddummm guys if we are gonna be drunk then how will we drive home? we need a designated driver

Coyotecome on. im not asking you to drink with us im asking you to make sure we dont crash into something

Porkybut. but but but. i... i.... dont. i cant.. i dont want to help yo.... you kill your brains.. but.. i can't i.........its not goods

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Coyoteman there is nothing wrong with this. it doesn't say in thebible that you can't drive your freinds to a bar so they can act flicked up

Porkyw......why.... why can... can't..... you. ...... you ask..... bu......bu..... bugs ....... or daffy to drive ...... you.. gu.... guys

Coyotedude bugs and daffy are always weird when we drink with them. they always going to the bath room at the same time and stay in there for hours. besides fud would try to kill them. just stop being a pussy

Porkyo..... ok ill drive you guys

Coyoteyes

TomHELL YEAH!! there both coming out side. thats so fucking cool

Porkyge.......get... ge...... get in the car

Fudddrive us to the bar on 24th street

Unknown speakerput on your seat belts

Tomdid you know that even with seat belts people die all the time in car crashes? i thought that was interesting

Narroratorafter the

drive

Bartenderhey guys

Bartendergo ahead and pick a table but if tom and sylvster fight in my bar again ill kick you all out

Sylvesterthat wont happen again

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Coyotealright lets skip the sissy drinks and start with some shots

TomI want to make a toast to our great friend sylvester for his accomplishment killing a bird, I mean its no road runner or jerry and not nearly as hard to kill but none the less a miracle of its own. that he finally was able to kill a tiny bird in a cage

Sylvesterhmmm mmm

Fuddthat was a beautiful speach man

Narroratortwo hours later

Tomim sorry man i dont hate you personally. i just hate your smug face

Sylvesterhey im sorry to. i shouldn't of fucked your sister and never told you about it. that was wrong of me, us cats must stick together

Fuddi ahhhh. umm love...... loooovvve you baby always

CoyoteAHHHHHHHHH!!

Porkyhe.... he...... hey ca...... can i get another. apple ju......ju ..... ju.... juice

Bartenderhey why aren't you drinking with your friends? they look like there having lots of fun

Porkythey do dont they? we.... wel....... well i guess it wont hurt if i drink one beer

Coyoteyeah man get it all out man

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Tomhey whats in that bag you keep on messing with?

Sylvesterits nothing

Tailscome on whats in it?

Sylvesterfine ill tell you. but you got to be cool about it and not tell anyone this, i got some cat nip

Sylvesteri guess ill give you some of it

Tomoh..... yeah this is gonna be fun

Porkyok it wont hurt if i drink some more

Bad woman hey what are you doing here all alone? do you need company

Bad womani wont lie. ive always had a thing for pigs.i like a man with some meat on there bone

Porkyfu......f u..... f.... fuck off

Porkyummm. that..S my ..... pen..... p. p....penis

Bad womansometimes its good to share. she doesn't have to know piggy man

Bad womanthis wont take to long if you follow me. i know you want to

Porkybu.... but.... bu...b but but..but

Bad womancome on

Fuddummm i....... some.... one help me up .... please

Coyotei got ya

Coyotewe need to find everyone and get home.

Fuddwheres our driver? ahhh............. ah your nice......