Chapter 27.5: Shadow's Nightmare 2/Script
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(Cut to Goku Narrator Guy and Spongebob in front of a spaceship.)
SpongebobWE CAN'T LET THEM DESTROY THIS PLANET AND ITS RECOUSRES.
Narrator GuyYOU'RE RIGHT, BUT HOW CAN WE DEFEAT THE EVIL AND POWERFUL, MOST STRONGEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE, THE NARRATEUR!
SpongebobHMMMMM.....
SpongebobWITH FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE, AND BEING BADASS.
(Spongebob goes Super Saiyan.)
(Narrator Guy also goes Super Saiyan.)
Narrator GuyYOU'RE RIGHT!
Narrator GuyLET'S KILL THESE FUCKERS.
(Spongebob and Narrator Guy prepare themselves for a “Kamehameha”.)
Narrator Guy & SpongebobKAAAHH, MEEEEEEH, HAAAAHHHH, MEEEEEHH,
Narrator Guy & SpongebobHAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
(Narrator Guy and Spongebob destroy the spaceship.)
Narrator GuyDID THEY DIE? WE MADE IT GO BOOM.
Narrator GuyWE SHOT A BLAST AND SCREAMED. THAT KILLS ENEMIES.
SpongebobYOU'RE RIGHT. THAT BLAST WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO DESTROY A WHOLE GALAXY. THERE'S NO WAY THEY SURVIVED.
(Out of the explosion comes Vageness and Hailyon.)
SpongebobWHAT?
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VagenessYOU THINK A WEAK ATTACK LIKE THAT CAN DEFEAT US?
YOU'RE A FOOL.
YOU HAVE SUCH LOW POWER LEVELS.
YOU MAKE ME CRY.
Narrator GuyUH... UH... I KNOW THESE GUYS FROM OUR LAST MEETIN.
(Flashback to Narrator Guy and Vageness fighting. Narrator Guy lost.)
Narrator GuyTHEY'RE DANGEROUS. I NEARLY LOST MY LIFE. HE BROKE MY ARM. AND IT MADE ME SO MAD.
SpongebobNOW MAD?
Narrator GuyVERY MAD!!!
SpongebobRIGHT! WE MUST NOT HOLD BACK!
Narrator Guy & SpongebobKAAAHH
Narrator Guy & SpongebobMEEEEEEH
Narrator Guy & SpongebobHAAAAHHHH
Narrator Guy & SpongebobMEEEEEH
Narrator Guy & SpongebobHAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
(Spongebob and Narrator Guy destroy Vageness and Hailyon.)
Narrator GuyWE DID IT. AFTER ALL OF THAT. WE FINALLY STOPPED THOSE TWO.
Troll 1You didn't stop anything! You donkey fuck.
(Troll 1, Troll 2 and Troll 3 appear (The Trolls from Chapter 26).)
Troll 1You look stupid beacuse you are stupid. Donkey ass.
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SpongebobOH NO!! NOT THESE GUYS.
Narrator GuyWHAT? DO YOU KNOW THEM?
SpongebobYES, THESE PEOPLE ARE POWERFUL WARRIORS FROM A FAR AWAY GALAXY, THEY ARE STRONG AND THEY ENSLAVE OTHER SPECIES.
(Flashback to a Toad chained by neck and being wiped by Troll 1. Spongebob is looking on.)
SpongebobWE CAN'T GIVE UP NOW.
Narrator GuyYOU'RE RIGHT.
Narrator GuyI GUESS I'LL STOP HOLDING BACK.
Narrator Guy & SpongebobKAAAHH, MEEEEEEH, HAAAAHHHH, MEEEEEHH
Narrator Guy & SpongebobHAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
(Narrator Guy and Spongebob destroy Troll 1, Troll 2 and Troll 3.)
SpongebobWE DID IT. WE LIBERATED MANY. WE'RE THE HEROES WHO SAVED THE DAY.
Narrateur (offscreen)You didn't save anyone!! imbéciles insensés!
(Rough translation from Google: foolish fools!)
Narrator GuyWHAT??
Narrator GuyI DIDN'T SENSE HIS ENERGY...
(Narrateur reveals himself.)
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SpongebobUH... UH. HIS POWER LEVEL IS SO HIGH...
Narrator GuyI'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE THIS POWERFUL BEFORE. HE'S THE STRONGEST MAN IN ALL THE GALAXY!
NarrateurVous avez raison! I am the best.
(Rough translation from Google: You are right!)
Narrator GuyWE GOTTA STOP HOLDING BACK. HE'S KNOWN AS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL NARRATEUR.
The NarroratorNARRATEUR WAS BORN OF NOOBLE BLOOD, CONTAINING UNIQUE AND RARE BLOOD CELLS. HE WAS DESTINED FOR THE CROWN OF HIS WORLD, THE PLANET NARRATEUR. THE MOMENT OF HIS CONCEPTION HE HAD SURPASSED THE STRONGEST OF 20 MEN.
ONCE HE CAME OUT OF THE WOUND HE WAS CROWNED RULER OF THE PLANET AND HE BEGAN HIS TRAINING IN MARTIAL ARTS AND KUNG FU.
The NarroratorHE TRAINED RUTHLESSLY AND BECAME A BLACK BELT IN ONLY TWO YEARS OF TRAINING. HE MASTERED EVERY FIGHTING STYLE AND QUICKLY BECAME THE STRONGEST PERSON ON HIS PLANET.
The NarroratorONCE HE REALIZED HE HAD ALREADY SURPASSED THE STRENGTH OF EVERYONE ON HIS PLANEY, HE STARTED CONQUERING THE PLANET AROUND HIS GALAXY
The NarroratorAND AT THE AGE OF 5, HE HAD OWNED EVERY PLANET IN THE SOUTH GALAXY.
The NarroratorFIVE YEARS PASSED AND NARRATEUR GREW TIRED OF OWNING JUST THE SOUTH GALAXY, HE WANTED MORE.
The NarroratorHE WANTED EARTH
SO HE AND HIS HIGH-TECH SPACESHIP TRAVELED ACROSS THE GALAXY AND REACHED EARTH.
The NarroratorMY FATHER HEARD OF NARRATEURS EVIL PLAN, AND TRIED TO STOP HIM
The NarroratorHE FLEW UP INTO SPACE AND FOUGHT AN ARMY OF ONE HUNDRED MEN BT HIMSELF, HE MANAGED TO GET THROUGH EVERYONE AND REACHED NARRATEUR.
The NarroratorMY FATHER DIED FIGHTING HIM IN BATTLE. HE WENT ALL OUT AND EVERYTHING.
The NarroratorHE'S REALLY STRONG. HE DID THAT ALL IN HIS YOUTH. NOW HE'S GROWN TO BE A MUCH STRONGER AND WISE OPPONENT FOR US. HE ONCE DESTROYED A PLANET WITH HIS PINKY. AND CONQUERED 100 GALAXIES WITH THE FLICK OF HIS HEAVENLY EYE LASHES.
HIS STRENGTH IS BEYOND IMAGINATION. THERE'S NO ONE STRONGER THAN HIM IN ALL THE UNIVERSES. ALL THE GIRLS DREAM ABOUT HIM AND HE HAS 100 WIVES. WHOM HE ENJOYS AND PLEASES CONSTANTLY. HE'S EVERYTHING I DREAM TO BE LIKE. I AM VERY JEALOUS AND ENVIOUS OF HIM. HE AFFECTS MY SAIYAN PRIDE. I MUST TAKE HIM DOWN AND RESTORE THE HONOR OF MY FAMILY AND BLOOD. HE WILL FACE MY JUSTICE BECAUSE I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER. I'VE JUST OBLITERATED ALL THE STRONG WARRIORS BEFORE ME! WE'RE REALLY POWERFUL! AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW ONE MORE SECRET!.
Narrator GuyTHIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM.
(Narrator Guy and Spongebob enter their final form.)
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Narrator Guy & SpongebobKAAAHH, MEEEEEEH, HAAAAHHHH, MEEEEEHH
Narrator Guy & SpongebobHAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
SpongebobWE TOLD YOU. WE'RE TOO STRONG.
(Narrateur survives.)
NarrateurC'est tout ce que tu as? I didn't even get a scratch.
(Rough translation from Google: Is that all you got?)
NarrateurSuper Saiyan 4? Pathétique. I am Super Saiyan God!! I am Ultra Instinct! Tu es en dessous de moi, PREPARE TO DIE!
(Rough translation from Google: You're below me,)
(Narrateur shoots a purple energy beam at Spongebob and Narrator Guy. Narrator Guy and Spongebob survive but they’re injured.)
(Spongebob and Narrator Guy fuse together.)
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NarrateurPutain de merde !!
(Rough translation from Google: Holy shit !!)
Spongeator GuyAUUUUHHHHHH!!
(Spongeator Guy and Narrateur fight and Narrateur is winning. Spongeator Guy falls to the ground. Narrateur gets ready to fire another purple beam.)
Spongeator GuyAUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH!!
(Narrateur destroys Spongeator Guy.)
NarrateurI am GOD!!
THE END
Page 1
(Cut to Shadow sleeping in a tent. Cut to him in his dream.)
Shadow (thinking)I can't see anything... Where am i?
Bugs (offscreen)...You know exactly where this is, Doc. This is within you, a realm of all things you ignore...
Shadow..Bugs?
(Bugs reaves himself.)
Shadow..What do you want?
BugsAre you going to kill them all, Doc?
Shadow..If i have to..
BugsWe all die, you will wish you never have done the acts that you've done.
BugsYou're guilty of every-
thing you punish others for committing, you then act as though you have the right to judge, complain and murder... You keep digging that grave, do you believe to be immune to your own karma, Doc?
Shadow..If you're looking for regret, you won't find any from me.
BugsI don't have to seek for what i already know to bo your fate. You will pay tremendously for what you've stolen from me!!..
Shadow..Empty words from a useless fucker!
(Shadow tries to touch Bugs, but Bugs turns into dust. Bugs then reappear behind Shadow.)
BugsOh, i now understand the urge to kill. But it won't be like before, Shadow.
Shadow...leave!!
BugsDid you actually believe you wouldn't come to this state? Did you not believe we would meet again, after what you've done? I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your days, Doc. You will not close your eyes without dreaming of your consequnces!...
Bugs...Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!....
Page 2
(The next day, the Troll Slaiyers are sitting around a fire camp. Foot Ball Player is smoking some weed. Shadow wakes up.)
ShadowAaahhh!!
ShadowAHHHH!!
ShadowFuck you Bugs.
(Shadow gets out of his tent.)
GuyFine I'll tell you why i don't have a name. My parents were trolls and originally name me Dickcream2009 and everyone mocked me and laughed at my retarded birth name. Most of my younger life was a living hell. I disowened that name. Ever since and i have promised myself to destroy EVERY FUCKING TROLL I CAN. IT'S MY LIFE PURPOSE. I WORSHIP THE IDEA OF IT BRO.
Hulkwell that suck. I'm still just gonna call you guy. The other day this crazy bitch who was stalking me, told me that she fucked me in my sleep which i know didn't happen because if she did she would have died.
HulkI can't fuck anyone becuase my dick is to big.
TeemoYeah there's no way she could have gotten passed my mushrooms around the base. bitches be crazy.
TeemoShe must've had one of those vivid wet dreams that feel real. I've had dreams like that. One where i hooked up with this hot chick and thought it was real, until i woke up and then i was sad because she wasn't.
Chucky KongI've been there, done that. It probably was the same girl.
TeemoDon't ruin this for me!!
Tiny Kong (to Shadow)Was that another nightmare?
ShadowYeah they fucking suck.
Tiny KongI've been getting them too. Here i brought you an orange and a bottle of water. Try to keep your health up, Shadow.
ShadowYeah i do need to recharge. But i also need to find Tails. He can't survive out there on his own.
Tiny KongDo you want me to join you?
ShadowNo, I've got it covered. Just continue helping the other Troll Slaiyers prepare the plan we have for Mario.
ShadowAlso keep an eye on Bowser. He's plotting something.
Tiny KongY'll telll the others..
Tiny KongTry not to die out there. Shadow.
ShadowOh but wouldn't that ruin the fun?
(Shadow leaves the camp.)
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(Shadow drinks the water and throws away the orange.)
ShadowWhy the fuck did Knuckles leave Tail out here. What was he thinking?
ShadowDid he not realize how dangerous this territory is?
NarrateurLater that day.
(Shadow is now at the same camp that Knuckles found in Chapter 26.)
ShadowWe were so exposed out here.
NarrateurFlashback
ShadowHow long is your respawn time? A few minutes?
TeemoIt depends if it's lagging or not.
(Shadow pulls a gun at Teemo.)
TeemoWoah!! What the fuck!?
ShadowI think I have an idea. Wanna be a part of it?
TeemoWhat the fuck are you talking about?
ShadowOur training hasn't gotten us anywhere because everyone keeps holding back, but real battles are different.
ShadowSo we have to train like that to master it
TeemoOk? I'm still confused. Are you trolling me man?
(Shadow pulls out his second gun and shoots Teemo multiple times.)
ShadowHAHAHAHA!!
NarrateurFlashback over.
ShadowAhh, this place brings back so many good memories.
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(Shadow sees a purple spot on the ground.)
ShadowThis spot was obvious. What a fool.
(Shadow follows a foot trail.)
Shadow (thinking)He must've came from over there. There is a possibility I might be able to track this and locate Tails. Surely they both left something behind to track.
ShadowHmm..
NarrateurFlashback
(Shadow is fishing, and Tails is watching.)
TailsShadow, why do Amy and Sonic fight so much? They're in so much pain.
ShadowThey went trough a lot of fucked up shit.
TailsI know that. Why won't they tell me the truth? They act like I don't hear and see everything going on. It's really annoying.
ShadowThey don't want you affected by it. Perhaps they want to give you the life they wish they experienced. They don't want to taint you.
ShadowBut the world is a tainted place. There's a lot of evil people out there. We all run into something twisted and fucked up.
(Tails gets sad.)
TailsI'm going to go find Sonic.
ShadowI'm sorry. I've been through a lot of fucked up shit too. It makes us crazy.
TailsI hope I don't end up that way.
ShadowDon't worry, I got your back. I'll protect you.
TailsThat's what I'm afraid of..
(Tails leaves.)
NarrateurEnd of flashback.
ShadowI failed at protecting you from the fucked up shit.. and I wish I could undo the damages it likely caused you. I'm sorry Tails.
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Shadow (thinking)Fuck! There's no sign of Tails anywhere. But this is Knuckle's trail. At what point did he leave Tails behind! And why isn't there another trail?
Knuckles (flashback)Bro.. Stop..
Shadow (thinking)...You bastard. You bailed on Tails when he lost his mother figure. You stupid fuck. He's losing his shit if he's not dead. What the fuck.
Shadow (thinking)Mother fucker is clueless..
ShadowHe said Amy was dead..
(Shadow starts crying.)
NarrateurFlashback
(Flashback to Chapter 10, Page 6.)
Shadow (flashback)agreed, as long as knuckles doesn't join in because i can't take anymore of his shit
KnucklesOh come on Shadow, don't be a dick.
ShadowI'm the one being a dick? Fuck you Knuckles. You literally asked if Amy was singel after Sonic died. Fuck you Knuckles.
Knuckles...
KnucklesOh hey Amy, I think Shadow was wanting you to go, he needs to focus on his training.
Amy (to Shadow)Ignore him. I need to talk to you alone.
ShadowAlright.
(Shadow and Amy walk away from the Troll Slaiyers.)
ShadowWhat is it? I'll kill Troll King for what he did.
AmyShadow, please listen to me.
Shadow...
AmyShadow, I know we've had our wars but I'm still greatful yo have known you.
ShadowYou sound like you're going to off yourself.
AmyI'm glad you care.
AmyI don't feel like I'm going to be around much longer. Can you do something for me?
ShadowWhat is it?
AmyEggman ruined our lives and i believe his actions are what led Sonic to die. Promise me that you'll kill Eggman for us. put our curse to rest i beg you.
ShadowYou don't have to ask. I already planned on doing that anyway. Eggman will die, The Trolls will die. Mario will die.
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ShadowIs this goodbye?
AmyYes. I'm burned out and i don't have much fight left in me anymore. It's time i rested..
ShadowI understand and that's your choice but i hope you don't. Tails needs you.
(Amy cries.)
AmyPlease don't say his name now. Tails is gone. no one can find him.. What if we never find out what happened to him..
ShadowI have some things to tend to but i am also looking for him and i swear toy you that I'll find him.
AmyHe's probably dead in a ditch..
Shadow...
AmyGoodbye Shadow..
(Amy leaves.)
Shadow....
(Shadow walks back to the Troll Slaiyers.)
Knuckles (to Shadow)Oh did Amy leave? was it something i said?
(Shadow ignores Knuckles.)
ShadowLet's start our training..
(Shadow punches Vector in the face.)
NarrateurEnd of Flashback
ShadowDamn it..
ShadowSniff.
Sniff.
Sniff.
ShadowI know that smell..
(Shadow finds Cheeto Man's pipe with Amy's body in it.)
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(Shadow takes Amy’s body out of the pipe. Shadow starts crying.)
NarrateurMoments later.
(Shadow stands above a tombstone with the text "AMy RoSe" engraved on it with a black rose name to the tombstone.)
ShadowYou don't worry anymore. I'll take care of Cheeto man. He'll know my wrath! I will make his last moments a slow agonizing death. He'll pay for disrespecting you like this.
ShadowGoodbye..
(Shadow takes out some gasoline and pours it over Cheeto Man’s pipe. He then uses his jet shoes to burn the bodies.)
ShadowCHEETO MAN!!
(Shadow then starts following a trail. Shadow sees Arthur meditating next to a tree. Shadow walks around Arthur.)
ArthurI sence a presence.. is there a ghost nearby?
(Shadow hides behind a tree. He sees Frogger and Leap Frog in front of the Defenders entrance.)
FroggerDo you think we have enough time to prepare?
Leap FrogCheeto man is persistent. We'll have to be careful.
FroggerMhm. That's werid, I see smoke coming from over there, I think there's a fire, we should check it out.
(Frogger and Leap Frog go toward the fire.)
(Shadow walk to the entrance.)
ShadowFinding you was way too easy.
ShadowYou killed my firend, you crossed the line Cheeto man and now you die.
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NarrateurMeanwhile...
(Cut to Alice and co.)
ChadYou know, none of this would have happened if it weren't that Porki Pig guy.
Alice (angry)Be quiet! You are wrong! How could you say some-
thing like that?
Gene JortsYou're blaming a dead person!
Gene JortsI mean a pig human-
oid person.
Gene JortsMan. Get over it! You literally complain about FUCKING everything!
Gene JortsSilence you.
ChadThat pig... His family were not good people but they were good bacon.
ChadYum-yum.
(Alice looks traumatized.)
BoahOk. I got this.
(Boah punches Chad in the head. Chad falls to the ground.)
ChadAHHHHHHHH my face!
Chad[W]hat w[as] that about? I didn't do anything wrong!
ChadGuys?
(The other leaves Chad behind.)
KitIf you don't get up you're getting left behind.
ChadThis is so messed up! That dude just assaulted me!
(Boah gives Chad double middle fingers.)
Page 9
(Alice tries to suppress her laughter.)
(Flashback to Alice and Boah on a bus.)
AliceThank you for coming with me.
BoahYeah no problem.
BoahI'm doing it for you and maybe your father.
BoahI don't like these people and I agree with your father though. I hope you know that.
AliceIt's not that bad..
(An old man is picking out a booger.)
BoahI'll be the judge of that..
BoahHow long is this drive?
AliceLong enough.
BoahThat's fucking vague.
Vinny the PissMy word! What un-
heavenly things are Spewing from your Lips!
(Boah gives Vinny the bird.)
(Alice takes down his arm.)
AliceStop that.
(Boah gets out of his seat and walks to the bus driver.)
BoahWhen do you think we will get to our destinati→
→on?
DianaYeehaw, Ah would say we lef' aroun' eleven so we should arrive about 5 eve-yn.
Diana*Spit* eend that's not countin' potty breaks. People gotta doodoo pahrtner. *Spit*
Dianayee haw
(Boah is shocked.)
BoahWhat the fuck.
Vinny the PissOh my sweet little heart, what heinous profanity do I dare witness!!! Sinner!
(Boah angrily gets back in his seat.)
Boah (to Alice)I'm gonna kick his ass first.
(Alice tries to suppress her laughter.)
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(Alice smells a disgusting smell.)
AliceAggh.. that smell.
BoahI smell weed.
(Skinny is smoking some weed.)
(Diana starts sniffing.)
Diana*Spits* Hey we don't do that shit in hair, put it out. No drugs awn this bus! that dickens lettuce ain't allowed aroun' thayse pahrts. Yeehah gatardone. Little loggie
SkinnyCome on dawg, don't bust my balls. I thought you was cool. Nigga man what the fuck, bitch ass bitch motha fucka. That shit ain't right man, shit boy.
DianaYa bettermost put that out, or ah'll chuck ya overboard. Ya ahr awn thin ahce young man. *spits* don't may-uk me wipe yo-wr ass, Yeehah.
SkinnyDamn.... You not cool.
SkinnyWait.. did you just say you were gonna wipe my ass?
(Vinny is disgusted.)
Chris ChinI'm telling the Pastor everything that happened in here. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves! All this language, illegal drugs. I'm disappointed.
SkinnyYo, I'm sorry dude? First they bust my balls, they're busting my dick. Fuck
(Chris Chin is angry.)
StevenYou youngster don't know shit about ball busting. Or dick busting. Back in the war I got my dick blown off by a Cyclone back in 91, it was like nothing you've ever seen! Now get the fuck off my lawn you damn hooligan.
(Skinny pulls out his gun and points it at Steven.)
SkinnyOh nu uh! I pop a cap in yo ass nigga.
(The bus stops and Diana kicks Skinny out.)
SkinnyWhat the fuck!! That Ginger dude was in my grill motha fucka!!! I was protecting myself!
Page 11
(Back in the bus.)
Boah (to Alice)Is this how it normally is? Because somehting ain't right here.
AliceDon't worry... It's fine.
BroganUm... uh... uhm...
AliceBrogan, what do you need?
Brogan (whisper)I have to use the bathroom...
AliceOh.
(Alice and Brogan walk up to Diana.)
AliceHey Brogan has to use the restroom. When's the nearest stop?
DianaIt'uh be uh-wall, ya'll 'ave t' hold yo-wr bladder til ah key-yun fahnd sumwhere. Ya ain't thuh ownlee one who needs t' tay-uk a leak. Ah gawt t' drain thuh ole waterin' hohs
Boah...was that English!?
BrittanyOy hahve t' tyke a poop, moy kaowala nayds t' be relaysed frawm moy boomah pouch mite.
(The bus stops at a gas station.)
Boah (to Alice)I don't know how I feel about this. Something.. is off.
AliceAre you going to worry the entire trip? Try to relax and enjoy yourself.
Please?
AliceFor me?
BoahSure.
AliceThank you.
(Alice walks into the gas station.)
(Boah is sad.)
Page 12
Boah (thinking)I see what Okino was talking about. These people aren't trustworthy...
DianaNot everyone was allers bad. Taahm jus' makes people different sumtaahms. It jus' takes it's nuh-atural course. Some puh-lants guh-row daisy, others don't, but believe me, whe-yn it's fully guh-rown. Thuh two may not be so different. Ifin' we nurtyhaw it. Ifin' we guaahd it. Ifin' we fertilize it. Maybe the-yn it maahyt not be so bad in thuh end.
DianaJus' imagaahn 'avin' a fahrm, an ya 'ave two horses. Thay both ya love. But one is a dickens, thuh other's an angel. Now which one logically would ya choohs t' ride? ah'd recconn ya'd pick thuh angel one. But ifin' ya nary pick thuh dickens. It'll allers remain thuh dickens one
(Boah walks away from Diana.)
(Cut to Alice, inside the store.)
AliceWhat do I want? They all look so good...
Brittany (to Warren)Oy'm suhproised she actually threw eow' a skeenny asian kiied. Oy was theenkin abeow' gettin some of thaht wayd frawm hiiem luytah. huyha
WarrenAye, goody good good. I was mighty tempted t' smoke herb. But the gun scared me. Thank ye come again. Arrgh matey.
Alice (to Brittany & Warren)Hi, are you guys exited for the trip?
BrittanyCome on mite, laeh"s gao foind some kuyngaroos. Oy gawt a nocie boomeruyng
BroganI'm exited for the trip!
AliceOh hey Brogan! How are you doing today?
BroganGood, I'm just hungry!
AliceWell there's lots to choose from! I just can't figure out which one I want!
BroganNO MONEY
AliceWell, I can buy you something!
Chris ChinHey. Brogan. Over here.
(Brogan walks to Chris Chin.)
Chris Chin (whispering)If you want it, just take it.
BroganBut isn't that wrong?
Chris ChinOnly if you get caught. But you're not going to get caught are you?
(Brogan has an evil look on his face.)
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(Cut back to inside the bus.)
DianaIfin' ya still 'ave t' gitty-up t' thuh restroom ya're out awf luck. We ain't stoppin' again till we git thair. Ya should've packed ya extray underwar. Because ifin' ya gotta gitty-up that's where ya'll be goin'
(Brogan pulls out a candy bar.)
(Alice looks at her candy bar.)
Alice (thinking)I should share mine with him.
(Alice looks at Brogan, eating his candy bar.)
Alice (thinking)Did someone else buy him that?..
(Brogan is shock and hids his candy bar.)
Alice (thinking)Oh.. Brogan..
(Some time passes. Everyone is now asleep, exept for Alice, who is wide awake, the old man from earlier, who is meditating, and Warren and Brittany, who are fucking.)
BrittanyI love it when you put your rang in my kangaroo pouch.
(Alice is shocked.)
Warren (offscreen)Aye! My planks and hooks enjoy it like the open sea. I enjoy me booty Arg!
Alice*Sigh*
(Alice looks at the old man.)
GAYER ASSOFF MAHLAWNOh my Lord, I hope you show them mercy and not kill them with your sword. Forgive them sinners doing bad, even though it makes you sad.
GAYER ASSOFF MAHLAWNYoung lady, don't lose faith and give up, God will one day fill your soul cup. They may have sexy sex in the back. But love and forgiveness is something you don't lack.
AliceI know God has a plan.. But it still pains my soul to see them acting in such ways.. Why does the light not reach them
GAYER ASSOFF MAHLAWNYou say for them there is no light, but here you are in my sight. Shining through this dark night. Hold on and you'll see. God has you right where you need to be.
GAYER ASSOFF MAHLAWNSay all od the name, It's GEYER ASSOFF MAHLAWN, and I'll tell ya it's not lame.
(GEYER is holding a pag of mushrooms.)
AliceThank you Geyer..
THUMP!!!
(The bus stops.)
DianaWe finally made it. We're hair ya'll. We done made it at thuh gospel mill camp!
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(Alice is excited and wakes up Boah.)
AliceThis is the church camp Boah! I always wanted to show you this place.
BoahWhat's up?...
(Alice point out the window.)
(End of flashback.)
(Alice and co. are back at the church camp.)
ChadWe finally made it back to the camp!
(Everyone stops. Alice starts crying.)
(Everyone at the camp is dead.)
Page 15
(Cut to Tails sitting next to a campfire, smoking weed.)
(Tails is trying to roll a joint with a leaf.)
TailsMan, the bag straps are starting to hurt my shoulders..
TailsSnow is water, so I'm good on water right now. I'm still starving though. Which isn't cool. This whole winter thing is a bitch.
TailsNow that I think about it, there's a lot of people I haven't seen in a long time. People I lost touch with way before I got kidnapped.
TailsI mean we used to be so close and now we never speak and I haven't seen them in years.
TailsLike, the big cat dude, Blaze, the bee guy or girl, I don't remember their gender.
TailsThat robot guy Shadow used to chill with.
TailsOh and there was Sally, Damn she was fine. If I remember corretly she was Sonic's ex girlfriend. Which all I have to say to that is, well played bro. Well played..
TailsI wonder how they're doing. I wonder if they are even still alive.. are they happy or are they miserable..
(Tails is looking down Cheeto Man’s corpse pipe.)
TailsThere are so many of you. What happened to you? What did Cheeto man do to all of you? How did you end up in this graveyard?
TailsHow did you all live your lives? What hopes and dreams did you have? What kind of people were you?
TailsAre your lives forgotten? Or are there still those who remember you and what you stood for?
(Tails is now back at the campfire.)
TailsAll those people who died had friends and family who cherished them. Who loved them and they probably have no idea where you are right now, or what happened to you.
TailsYou're all gone and all they have left of you is memories. All I have now are memories..
TailsDamn it! You can't roll a fucking joint with leaves. It's just impossible.
(Tails throws away the leaf.)
(The storm gets more intense.)
TailsDamn it! It's to fucking cold out here.. I gotta find shelter..
(Flashback to when Tails killed the panther and beatted to shit out of Alex.)
TailsI'm getting that fucking cave.
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(Cut to Tails flying.)
TailsI need that cave. I don't care what I have to fight through. I beat that Panther and that Emo Troll! I hvae more rockets and the cheese ball thing. I can do this!..
(Tails shivers.)
TailsThis cold is too much!! Where did I see that cave before?
(A wind blows Tails, and Tails losses his flight.)
TailsFuck!!!
(Tails falls through a tree but catches himself with a branch.)
TailsAhhh.. shit.
(He gets up on the branch and smokes a joint.)
TailsThis is the last joint.. Pacman only gave me a couple.. hell it was probably from Spyro. He was cool.
(Tails sees the cave.)
TailsThere it is! The cave is over there.
(Tails flying down to the cave and takes a big smoke.)
TailsI got this..
(Tails pulls out a knife and walks into the cave.)
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(Tails walk deeper into the cave.)
Tails....This cave will be mine.
(It's now pitch blakc.)
TailsI can't see anything.. I don't want that bear to sneak up on me. I barely survived the panther when it snuck up on me.
(Tails pulls out a lighter.)
Click
(It makes barely any light.)
TailsThis ain't fucking helping. I'm just wasting it.
(Tails puts the lighters back into.)
(Tails is now standing in a sumo pose. He starts thinking back to how Cheeto Man used the cheese ball.)
(Tails gets an idea and makes a cheese ball.)
TailsHoly shit that was easier than I thought.
(Tails sees the´bear and gets scared. He throughs the ball at the bear. It's not very effective.)
Tails (whispers)FUCK.
(Tails makes another cheese ball, but now the bear is right infront of him.)
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(The bear swiings its claws at Tails and Tails gets pushed back to the wall with 3 scars across his cheast.)
TailsI made a mistake! This was a bad idea!!
(Tails activates his shield power and shoots the bear with a rocket. The bear dodges. The rocket explodes. The bear runs towards Tails.)
TailsThat was not a very good idea..
(A rock hits Tails in the head.)
TailsArrgghh.. my fucking head..
(The cheese ball dies. It's now pitch black again.)
(The bear tries to attack Tails.)
TailsAHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Tails stabs the bear in the cheast. The bear pulls out the knife and starts mauling Tails.)
TailsAhhhhhhhhhh!!
(The bear throughs Tails to the ground.)
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Dark TailsYOUR DYING THERE'S NO DENYING THAT. THIS BEAR IS GOING TO RIP YOU TO PIECES.
Dark TailsDEAR FOX, LET ME HELP YOU. YOU'VE FOUGHT HARD AND DONE MORE THAN ENOUGH. REST NOW AND LET ME HANDLE THIS.
Dark TailsWE DON'T HAVE TO DIE TODAY. LET ME TAKE OVER. I CAN HANDLE THIS BEAST.
TailsOkay... Keep us alive.
Dark TailsYOU WONT REGRET THIS DEAR FOX.
(Tails starts standing up. There is now a dark blue/purple aura around him.)
BearWhat is this?... Did he transform into something else? This fox is stronger than I thought.
NarrateurDark Tails
Dark TailsYOU ARE MY PREY.
(Dark Tails shoots some dark powers at the bear and crushes its heart. The bear dies.)
(Tails gets back to his sences and faints.)
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(Ronald McDonald finds Tails' unconscious body, as well as the bear's failed one.)
Ronald McDonaldWhat the hell happened here?
Ronald McDonaldWhere did this dark energy came from? How did Tails manage to defeat this creature? He couldn't even stop me from choking the life out of him but now he's killing bears..
Ronald McDonaldSomething evil is hiding in you.. I can feel it and I have to know what it is. I'm going to see it one way or another.
Ronald McDonaldSoon I will show what I can do. I'm going to enjoy fucking with you.
NarrateurMeanwhile back to Shadow.
(Cuts to Shadow, who is about to enter the base.)
ShadowHm, their base is tactically solid. However it is far away from flawless.
ShadowThis is my moment to slip in.
(Shadow enters the base.)
ShadowNow I just have to find Cheetoman.
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(Shadow tries to get a "ear-ful" of Batman's training in his room.)
BatmanWhere is it!!! Where is it!!!
(Vivian exits her room. After spotting Shadow, he dashes behind the pool table, confusing her.)
VivianHuh?
(Shadow then gets an "ear-ful" of Doug wanking in his bedroom.)
Doug*Fap Fap Fap* Ahhh
ShadowI don't need to hear that.
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(Shadow continues his way through the base, stopping by Skeeter and Woodstock.)
WoodstockI can't believe Tails Fucked Hello Kitty. I thought he was a virgin man.
SkeeterHe was until he fucked her.
(Shadow becomes agitated.)
SkeeterIt was the same for me when I fucked her too. Yeah I gave her the D.
WoodstockThat's bullshit man. She's repulsed by you. She wouldn't fuck you.
WoodstockBut seriously, you're a rat bastard who tells Cheeto man everything and Hello Kitty is a gossiper who tells everyone everything about sex stuff. If you fucked her you'd be dead.
SkeeterTrue, I did masturbate to her though. It was nice.
WoodstockShut the fuck up. I don't care. Please stop talking about it man. Gross.
ShadowSo far I'm not impressed, Cheeto man.
(Shadow hears even more footsteps as he jumps onto the ceiling to investigate, he sees Trix Rabbit dragging TJ with a leash, about to sell him for drugs.)
Trix RabbitCome on you little fuck!! Hahahaha we'll sell him for cheap.. Mhahahaha.
TJYou won't get away with this!! My friends will find me!
Trix RabbitI already sold the nerdy one for some crack! You don't have many friends left. Stop wasting time! Stop yelling at me! No!? You!! Crack!!
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(Shadow drops down and slits Trix Rabbit's throat.)
TJW-what the fuck was that.
(Cuts to Cheeto Man holding a pregnancy test.)
Cheeto ManThis baby better be mine or I'll kill this bitch.
Cheeto ManFuck her, I'll get me a new one. I don't need that bitch.
Cheeto ManI'll kill Tails! I'll get you motha fucka.
Cheeto ManThat motha fucka is dead I'll get my homies to gang rape yah.
(Cheeto Man hears something.)
Cheeto ManWho da fuck is in here?
NarrateurNEXT: SHADOW vs. CHEETO MAN!