Chaper 8: the neutral's/Script
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- Character count: ~13400
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- Character with most lines: Silver (30)
- Character with least lines: Markus (1)
Page 1
Mariodont worry yoshi i will get us out of here.
Troll Kingi dont think so mario
Troll KingIve wasted enough time as it is
now you die
Marioi got one last hope to survive
this
Troll Kingif you grab another star ill just use
another word of death
Marioit's not a star
dumbass
Troll Kingdosen't matter what item it is mario
Marioi got it
Troll Kingit's not the time to play
music mario!
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Marioit's over now
Troll Kingfor once your right.
Troll Kingthe wind is getting stronger?
Troll Kingwhat the
hell?
where
that
come
from?
this is
from
that
flute?
Troll Kingdamnit i cant move..
Troll Kingdamnit it's taking him away
Troll Kingfuck he got away after
all
Alexthat flute took him and his
pet away
Troll Kinghe better hope we dont meat
again because next time
Troll Kingi will destroy him
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Woodstockmy story is simple. they did to
snoopy what they did to pork
chop. they fucked him to death.
thats my story i dont feel like
putting it in more detail then
that. now that we are past that
we will start your training
Tailswhat are
you gonna
teach me?
Woodstockwell im not
vary strong
and my
speed is
limited but
my reaction
time is great
and even
though your
fast you
need work
on your
reaction
speed
Woodstockthe faster you
react to danger
the better. im
gonna set thiS
gun on random
speeds so you
wont know how
fast or how slow
it will come at
you next
your training is to
dodge all of
them
Tails how long do i have to do
this for?
Woodstockuntil i say so. now im
gonna go fix my self
a hot pocket.
Tailshey aren't you supose to
watch me?
Woodstockill check back
here later im
hungry and im
to lazy to
watch you all
day
Tailsalright then woodstock
Narroratormean while
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Fuddwabbit
Silverok im gonna tell her now. i
can do it. be a man damnit
Silverhey blaze
can i come
in?
Blazehey silver
whats up?
Silverthere's something i want to
tell you... umm......
Blazewhat is it?
Silverwell.... i ummm.......
Blazesilver
can you
hold my
hand?
Silversure
SLAM!!
Silverwhat was that
bang noise
Silverit might be danger
stay in here. the
trolls like to rape its
safer in here
Page 5
Silverhmmmm i hear
crying this
can't be good
at all
Jackonow give
us a real
answer
Mustache Trolltell us where the
other one is
Underbite Trolli dont know what your
talking about?
Jacko maybe
we
should
kill his
gay love.
talk
fucking
noob or
he die's
hahah
badie talk
damnit
Markusi dont even
know whats
going on?
Silverlet them go or i will kill you with
my powers
Trollif you try anything i will shoot
your friend in his sleep
Blue-skinned trolla way to go out if you think
about it. in our sleep
SilverROB!!!! WAKE UP AND KICK HIS
ASS I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!!
Trollgreat now we have all of
them. all we need to do is
keep them here until he
arrive's
Trollnow hands up and face first in
the ground now
silver
Silverfuck even with my
power's i wouldn't be
able to stop the bullets
from killing them
Fuddwhats
going on?
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Jackoput your hands up or we will kill your
freinds. do as we say now retard
Fuddwhat was you saying i wasn't
listening?
Blue-skinned trolldo you
not care
that we
have guns?
he thinks
we wont
do it. kill
one them.
you see
this noob
Silverthe guns are to close to there
heads i wouldn't be able to stop
the guns in time. i need
something to get there Attention
first
Fuddwho was that again?
Trollyou want
to play like
that? ill kill
all of them
starting
with him
Underbite Trolloh GOD.
Mustache Trolldose this
guy have a
brain tumor
or
something?
Jacko...............
wha.....
what the
fuck is
with his
hands?
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Silverheres my chance
Mustache Trolldamnit he's got our guns
Fuddthis is
why i
wanted
that
wabbit
Silverwhat in the world are
you doing?
Page 8
Fuddalright first
thing's
first i must
dig into
there
Memories
Fudd bug's
Memories
first
Bugsdaffy i need your help. these
people keep on insulting me
calling me name's and i can't
stop them and i dont know what
to do there so hateful to me and
i dont know why?
Daffybugs i can
help you but
i need you to
do
something
first
Bugswhats
that?
daffy
Daffystop crying like a
pussy. ok them
people are ass hole's.
the way to get them
back. is to be more
of a ass hole back.
out do there
dickyness with
more dickyness
Fuddhmmm
bugs
Memories
are out
of the
way now.
now its
daffy's
turn
Daffywhere am
i? where's
bugs?
Alexsir can i have
the honors....
pretty please
with duck on
top
Daffywait..?
what are
you
gonna do
to me?
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Troll Kingyes alex the honor is all yours. i want
you to beat him near death. i want you
to crush his spirit. i want him to wish for
death. break as many oh his bones as
you can
Daffy........
what!?
Alexyes sir. im going to fuck
him
DaffyAHHHHHHHH
SOMEONE
HELP ME!!!!!
Fuddim
starting
to get
sad
Blue-skinned trollthis is
some
kind of
trick.
your
trying to
trick us
with
these
fake
zombies
Blue-skinned trollim not falling
for it!!! tit face
Mustache Trollill kill him you satanic freak
Underbite Trollno!!!
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Fuddhey i have a
bigger gun and
thats not the only
thing thats bigger
Robhuh? ...... what time is it?
Mustache Trollnoooooooooooooooo!!!
Silverelmer fud forget about the other trolls there
isn't enough time for that. im sure theres more
trolls on there way. we got to get out of here. ill
go get blaze
RobWHAT!?
Fuddokie dokie
Fuddi got my wabbit
and ducky
Silveri should of expected this. and all
my planing wont be any good if i
die before it even starts taking
action
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Troll Kingdamnit egg man. even now you
manage to mess up my plans
Hindosir we just heard some news you might want to know
the one called elmer fud can resurrect the dead
Troll King.........................
Troll Kingfate has
just put this
back in my
favor this is
even better
then i
would of
imagine
Troll Kingforget about silver. bring me
elmer fud
Hindosir there's no need to send a bunch of
your people after fud. and waste
resources
Hindoi can get them in about five
minutes.i can traval faster then
any of our people with the electric
lines
Blazesilver i know your just
looking out for me but
you can let go of my arm
now
Silverim sorry
Robwhat is that
smell?
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Silverwe need to
find a
hidding spot
Robthere's something
sparking? i can
smell it
RobWATCH
OUT!!
Silverwhat the hell!?
Rob.......
Silverdamnit
that was
to fast for
me to
react
Hindoi got what i was
after
Robi dont know
who you are
but get the
fuck away
from him
now!!!
Page 13
Hindoso your the
dragonborn?
huh guess
alex was
lieing when
he said he
was strong
Robi dont know what your saying but for some
reason the sight of your face is pissing me off
Hindofighting
you
three
would
be a
waste of
my time
i have
my
target
Hindoanyways.
after i bring
fud back
with me i
might just
spend some
time out of
my day to
find and
fuck your
moms hard
Hindomaybe next time dragonborn
Robhe's gonna
take him
with
him.by
them lines
huh?
Silveri was afraid this
might happen. fud
only made this
harder when he did
that satanic zombie
thing with bug's
and daffy. we need
to get a hide out so
i can get my plan
started. this is
taking longer then
i wanted it to be
Blazesilver i dont
know if we
have a chance
of winning
this fight. i
dont have a
good feeling
about whats
gonna happen
next what ever
it might be?
Robi promise i
will save
you friend
Page 14
Narroratormean while
Tailshey woostock?
Tailsi have been doing this all day.
where the hell have you been?
Woodstockoh sorry i forgot
about this and took a
nap and then took a
shit. im so sorry i
forgot but no
worries man im here
now
Tailsyou got to be the
worst teacher i
have ever seen in
my life. your not
here most the
time
Woodstockchill your vag
man. i know.
now to see if you
learned anything
I must really test
how you react to
real danger
which means no
more testing
Woodstockgreat you
passed my
training well
done tails.
he's all
yours
batman im
gonna go
now
Tailshey guns
aren't
toys you
could of
really
hurt me
with that
thing
Woodstockit's a bb gun
dumb ass. so
it is a toy after
al
Tailsoh.
Batmannow your
real
training
starts
Batmanim gonna
teach you
the fine
art of
hand to
hand
combat
Tailsoh yeah
i was
waiting
for this
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Batmanbefore we train i
feel the need to
tell you my story
so you will
understand. my
story started
after i finally
killed the joker
Batmanlaying there with his
last breath. he
cleaned off his face
and showed me his
real face. which it
turns out he was my
long lost uncle. after
he died i found out
the truth about
everything. about the
deceit of my own
love ones
Batmanit turns out the
reason joker
was crazy was
because my
city the one i
worked so
hard to pertect
was filled with
the true bad
guys he was
trying to stop
there evil
ways.robin
and the rest of
them
Batmanwas lead by the true
villian alfred
Batmanso then i had to
kill all the
people that i
once called
friends and then
i was face to
face with alfred
and he told me
how he payed
them people to
kill my parents.
right before he
died he told me
he was in the
group called the
trolls
Tailsso thats why you joined the
defenders. that sucks
Batmanthats my
story and
thats why i
hate the
trolls. now
lets get your
training
started
Silverhmm i
know
ob it
doesn't
feeL
right
with out
him
Silverhmmmmmm!!! this is all
my fault
Silverif i would of
tried harder i
could of saved
him. im no
better then
shadow at
least he's not a
coward
Coyoteseeing fuds powers. you
have now enter something
you dont understand
Silverwhos there. get out of the shadows
stranger
Coyoteyou guys have to
come with me now
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Silveri remember you. knuckles and shadow helped you
get the road runner and in return you helped us
with the consert.
Coyote you need to
come with
me through
this secret
tunnel.
someone
could be
hearing us
talking right
now. lets go
Robwait you
have a bag
thats just
like his
bag?
Silverrobs right. so im guessing
you have the same satanic
power as elmer fud
RobWHAT!!!?
Coyotewe must hurry
Blazewell i
guess we
follow
him?
Coyotewe have
lots to
explain
to you.
silver.
fuds
capture
gave us
no
choice
but to
interfere
Silverwhen you say we? you must mean there
are more of you huh?
Coyoteyes our
secret
base is up
ahead. ill
eplain
everything
there
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Sylvesterhey Coyote fud
was a bit on the
slow side i am
not really
shocked
that he was
captured
Sylvesterhey im sylvester.so why
are we gonna waste
our words on
these outs siders?
i mean its not like
they would care
Coyotewe are the neutral's. we are called that because to use
this power your emotions must be neutral. its not that
we are to worried about his life but we cant let that
kind of power in the wrong hands
Silverwell thats fucked up
Coyoteto use this power you must not hate or care to
much or we wont be able to control the corpses
and all the powers the bodies have. so we dont
care that much if we live or die but we must
make sure this power is not in the wrong
hands
Tomwe neutral's dont take sides in childish battles
that normal people do. to pick sides is fullish
Tomthe world
shouldn't
be a battle
feild for
them
ummm
childish
battles.
our goal is
to keep
this power
safe.
Coyotethere's no telling how
strong a neutral can be
with the right bodies
but there's a ketch
Coyotewe can only bring back
bodies that have the head
connected to there bodie.
if the head happen to be
severed the body would
be useless. and it has
another ketch other then
that. your controlling the
bodies with your spirit
lines. to have full control
we must eat the there
brains to know all they
know.
Silverhow did you get this power?
Sylvestersigh.........
man
questions
Robwhat?
Coyotei guess it is relevant to
explain everything to
you. it was years back
stuff like this people
never forget
Coyotei remember when the five of us went
out that day drinking to celebrate
sylvester finally killmg tweety bird
Fuddi cant
wait
until
tonight
we are
gonna
get so
wasted
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Tom why are
we going
to have
this
celebration
anyways
sylvester
is such a
dick. he
gets on
my nervs
with his
Attitude
Fuddhe
doesn't
bother
me at
all. are
you
sure?
Tomyou cant see it's fuck am i the only
one? he's a ass hole dude
Fuddyour just mad
at him because
he killed that
birdy before
you killed your
mousey hahah
Fuddlets
go
Tomwhatever man thats
not why. did he tell
you to say that?
fuck him i will kill
that mouse assholes
Fuddhahaha
hah be
nice we
are at his
house
Coyotehey guys i
was just
telling him
the plan. we
are gonna do
a all nighter
and get
fucked up
hahaha its
gonna be
sweet
Coyotecome
inside
Sylvesterhey tom shouldn't you
wait until tonight
before you start
drinking. i dont want
you to get wasted
before its even time
Tomhey you
have
nothing to
worry
about. i
can handle
my booze
alot better
then you
can. ill be
fine.
Sylvesteroh
really
Coyote oh my
god. can
you guys
not argue
like you
always do,
this is
supose to be
a fun night
Fuddummm guys
if we are
gonna be
drunk then
how will we
drive home?
we need a
designated
driver
Coyotecome on. im
not asking you
to drink with
us im asking
you to make
sure we dont
crash into
something
Porkybut. but
but but. i...
i.... dont. i
cant.. i
dont want
to help
yo.... you
kill your
brains..
but.. i can't
i.........its
not goods
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Coyoteman there is nothing wrong with
this. it doesn't say in thebible that you
can't drive your freinds to a bar so
they can act flicked up
Porkyw......why.... why
can... can't..... you.
...... you ask.....
bu......bu..... bugs
....... or daffy to
drive ...... you.. gu....
guys
Coyotedude bugs and
daffy are always
weird when we
drink with them.
they always
going to the bath
room at the same
time and stay in
there for hours.
besides fud would
try to kill them.
just stop being a
pussy
Porkyo..... ok
ill drive
you guys
Coyoteyes
TomHELL
YEAH!!
there both
coming out
side. thats
so fucking
cool
Porkyge.......get...
ge...... get
in the car
Fudddrive
us to
the bar
on 24th
street
Unknown speakerput on your seat belts
Tomdid you know that even with seat belts
people die all the time in car crashes? i
thought that was interesting
Narroratorafter the
drive
Bartenderhey guys
Bartendergo ahead and pick a table but if tom and
sylvster fight in my bar again ill kick you all
out
Sylvesterthat wont
happen
again
Page 20
Coyotealright lets
skip the
sissy
drinks and
start with
some
shots
TomI want to make a
toast to our great
friend sylvester
for his
accomplishment
killing a bird, I
mean its no
road runner or
jerry and not
nearly as hard to
kill but none the
less a miracle of
its own. that he
finally was able
to kill a tiny bird
in a cage
Sylvesterhmmm
mmm
Fuddthat was a beautiful
speach man
Narroratortwo
hours
later
Tomim sorry man i dont hate you
personally. i just hate your
smug face
Sylvesterhey im sorry to. i
shouldn't of
fucked your
sister and never
told you about it.
that was wrong
of me, us cats
must stick
together
Fuddi ahhhh. umm love......
loooovvve you baby
always
CoyoteAHHHHHHHHH!!
Porkyhe.... he......
hey ca...... can
i get another.
apple ju......ju
..... ju.... juice
Bartenderhey why
aren't you
drinking
with your
friends?
they look
like there
having
lots of
fun
Porkythey do
dont
they?
we....
wel.......
well i
guess it
wont hurt
if i drink
one beer
Coyoteyeah man get it
all out man
Page 21
Tomhey whats in
that bag you
keep on
messing with?
Sylvesterits
nothing
Tailscome
on
whats
in it?
Sylvesterfine ill tell
you. but
you got to
be cool
about it and
not tell
anyone this,
i got some
cat nip
Sylvesteri guess ill
give you
some of it
Tomoh.....
yeah
this is
gonna
be fun
Porkyok it wont
hurt if i drink
some more
Bad woman hey what
are you
doing
here all
alone? do
you need
company
Bad womani wont lie.
ive always
had a thing
for pigs.i
like a man
with some
meat on
there bone
Porkyfu......f
u.....
f....
fuck
off
Porkyummm. that..S
my ..... pen..... p.
p....penis
Bad womansometimes its good to share.
she doesn't have to know
piggy man
Bad womanthis wont
take to
long if
you
follow
me. i
know
you want
to
Porkybu....
but....
bu...b
but
but..but
Bad womancome
on
Fuddummm i....... some.... one
help me up .... please
Coyotei got ya
Coyotewe need to
find
everyone
and get
home.
Fuddwheres our
driver?
ahhh............. ah
your nice......