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{{Script|Alice|Alice|My father was right. We should't have come.}}
(Cut to a flashback, where Alice her packing her stuff)
{{Script|Aliyah|Aliyah|Like, what are you doing? All this noise you're making is disturbing my ME time. You're such a pathetic dweeb.}}
{{Script|Alice|Alice|I've already told you, I'm going to the church camp again. It's not my fault you weren't listening, my dear sister.}}
{{Script|Aliyah|Aliyah|Oh, the place with all those fakers? All they do is judge you there. And they do the same shit they're judging you for. Not cool.}}
{{Script|Alice|Alice|You literally do that as well.}}
{{Script|Aliyah|Aliyah|Yeah but at least I'm not pretending to be something better. I know what I am. And I'm not gonna change for no one.}}
{{Script|Alice|Alice|Aliyah, you know change isn't a bad thing.}}
(Aliyah puts on her headphones)
{{Script|Alice|Alice|Yeah.. Ignore me like usual.}}
{{Script|Alice|Alice|WHAT IF THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU SEE ME?}}
{{Script|Aliyah|Aliyah|Can't hear you, too busy not caring.}}
(Alice grabs her briefcase and walk down stairs)
{{Script|Alice|Alice (Thinking)|You just don't understand do you?}}
{{Script|Alice|Alice (Thinking)|People have died at this church before. Who knows what might happen. You could at least pretend to care.}}
{{Script|Okino|Okino (Offscreen)|Are you crazy! I'm not sending our daughter to that church anymore!! Did you hear what they did? They murdered someone!}}
{{Script|Okino|Okino (Offscreen)|They are wolves in sheep's clothing!}}
{{Script|Grace|Grace|The sins of some men are not the sins of all men. We can't hold everyone accoutable for the actions of few! Besides, they lost a lot. They need someone who can be the lighthouse guiding them back to Jesus Christ. It's not our place to decide if they are lost causes!}}
{{Script|Okino|Okino|They literally cooked Hamy pig and Pepperon pig and fed them to us at a church cookout! We didn't know we were eating our brothers and sisters of Christ!}}
{{Script|Okino|Okino|I haven't gone to that church since!}}


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Revision as of 17:08, 24 November 2022

Ongoing

"Damn.. I JUST WANT THIS TO BE OVER!!"
—Garry
This article references details from an ongoing chapter. Details are subject to change and / or may be barebones as a result.

Previous: chapter 25: Wicked Influence/Script

Next: N/A‏‎

Page 0.1

NarrateurLAST TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z

NarrateurSilver and Tom are struggling against the evil Hellhound, Can anyone stop this strong new foe? Or is this the end for our heroes? Find out now on this episode of DRAGONBALL Z.

TomRob!!..

(Rob is lying on the ground, knock out)

Rob.....

Hell HoundFuck that kid, I'm going to kill him.

TomRob!! ROOOOOOOB!!

Hell HoundShut the fuck up.

TomHe's just a boy.

TomAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Hell HoundYes, He's just a little boy, But he's a strong boy.

Hell HoundHe has a power level higher than yours little bitch, you in danger.

Hell HoundMm! Mm.. If he learned to control his Dragonborn powers it would be very bad for us.

Hell HoundSo you see I have no choice but to murder him, because that's what we always resort to.

(The Hell Hound give Tom the middle finger)

Hell HoundGo fuck yourself.

Hell HoundYou bitch.

TomNooo!!! Wait! He's just a boy!!

(The Hell Hound walks towards Rob)

Hell HoundYou are the first to ever damage me like this my prey! You are a true warrior who is worthy of being a Dragonborn, And you will have a death that is also worthy of a Dragonborn.

Hell HoundNOW PREPARE TO DIE.

Page 0.2

Hell HoundShould I use my double sunday technique? It's my favorite.

Hell houndIt's an ice cream sundae on a sunday, So it creates a double sunday. Pretty clever isn't it? I know I'm hilarious. Too bad you're going to die, You'll never have a sundae again. This will be your last, You'll enjoy it very mush, So mush, You'll DIE! HAHAHA!

SilverDid he say ice cream?

Hell HoundPrepare to die!!

(Tom grabs the Hell Hound)

Hell HoundWhat?? Don't touch my tities!! They belong to my husband!

TomThey're mine now!

TomDo you feel it now?

Hell HoundI told you I was married! Now let go of me now! I was going to kill the boy!

TomNever

Hell HoundMan, You have a good grip, I cannot possibly escape.

TomThank you.

Hell HoundWhy you bitch! I should have killed you when I had the chance!

TomSilver! You must use your ultra super special move now!

(Silver smirks)

SilverTom, Sometimes you amaze even me. Now hold tight, I plan to kill both of you. Mwhahahahaha!!! DEATH!!

Page 0.3

SilverHold on Tom, I'm almost ready.

SilverSo you're going down with the hound, How very noble of you, Forgive me for not trying to stop you, But it's convenient for me!

SilverI'm almost there Tom! Hang in there.

TomSilver hurry up! I can't hold him longer.

Hell HoundDon't sacrifice yourself for those hedgehogs! You dumb fuck.

SilverPrepare yourself Tom.. It's time.

SilverAHHHH!

Hell HoundFUUUCCCKK!

(Silver shoots a beam of light towards the Hell Hound)

SilverSpecial telekinesis cannon!!

Hell HoundHoly shit!!!

Hell HoundHAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

(Tom and the Hell Hound dies)

Page 1

(Cut to a house)

Hogwart's emo daughterMom... you think father will come back..? Troll King is a big bummer.. I'm so emo.

Hogwart's emo stepsonI'm so emo too. If Daddy doesn't come back I'm gonna be suicidal.

Hogwart's youngest daughterDaddy not coming back??.. What about my education?

Hogwart's wifeHe's coming back!! Don't worry! We just have to have faith..

Hogwart's great grandfatherHe's been a bitch ever since his first wife died. He's gonna die out there. We're all gonna die soon, without his income we won't survive.

Hogwart's grandmotherShut up! That's a horrible thing to say! " Cough" "cough" that's your fucking grandson! And he's done so much for all of us! Have some respect! He's fighting for our city! He's a hero!

Hogwart's dogHogwart... I need you to fill my food bowl... and give me belly rubs..

Hogwart's wifeCome back, Hogwart.. we need you..

(Cut to the dead body of Hogwart, Pori walks over it)

PoriTheir trail just vanishes at this point. I'm not gonna be able to locate them when I have nothing to track..

PoriIt seems that all the Trolls I was with didn't survive..

PoriGood.

Page 2

The NarroratorHi everyone...My name is Narrorator guy.. Yes, that's my name..I guess I was born to be a Narrator, who knows, all I know is...

The NarroratorFUCK THAT NAME!! I'm not even the Narrator anymore!! This is bullshit!! Give me a real fucking name!!

(Narrator guy is walking out of a water park)

The NarroratorEven the water park wasn't able to make me feel better...

The NarroratorI don't do a lot these days..Mostly just being alone and feeling sorry for myself. Who knew something so small would destroy me so mush..

The NarroratorIt's just..It was my soul's purpose. My destiny.It was who I am.. I was really fucking good at it too..

The NarroratorBut...here I am..without it..replaced by some douchbag.. who doesn't get creative with the meanwhiles.. and is practically not there. Lazerbot probably got him because he's a CHEAP ASS MOTHERFUCKA!! HOW COULD YOU FIRE ME!

(Narrator guy is now on a side walk)

The NarroratorI'm sure it was because of my spelling and grammar..but.. that's so mean..and now..I just want the pain to go away..

Troll 1Hey you Noob! You're a loser that has a moron face.

(Three trolls appear)

Troll 1You beard looks like a donkey's ass hole. It looks stupid because you're stupid.

Narrorator guy...I like my beard though..

Troll 1Well you shouldn't. It looks shitty because you're shitty. Donkey ass.

Troll 2Hahaha. That's good. I like the part when you called him stupid.

Narrorator guyYou don't even know me...

Troll 1No one does. Because you're unimportant Your life sucks donkey ass. Straight from the hole!

Troll 2This Hobo. Needs to go go. Hahahaa I like the part when you said he was shitty.

Troll 3Wait. I know this guy... He's that crappy Narrator guy Lazerbot fired! He was so bad! I would've fired him sooner.

(Troll 1 give Narrator guy the bird and grabs his crotch)

The NarroratorWhy does everyone always have to beat me down.. I'm not even doing anything to you.. This is not fair..it's unjustified..

The NarroratorBut..maybe they're not wrong.

Page 3

Troll 3You're gonna cry? With your idiot moron stupid idiot dumb moron face.

Troll 2Yes. 100% because you look like a donkey's ass hole! Ugly. It looks ugly because you're ugly.

Narrorator guyWhat's with you in donkey ass holes? You have some problems man.

Troll 2At least we have a fucking job! Noob!!!

Troll 1Hahaha I like the part when you called him unimportant! Hahaha You mad!!!

Narrorator guyNot mad...

The Narrorator...Just sad.

(Narrator guy walks to the middle of the street and lets a truck run over him)

Troll 1What the fuck is he doing?

Troll 2Hey you gotta wait for the light you dumbass!

The NarroratorIN THE ARMS OF THE ANGEL
FLY AWAY FROM HERE
FROM THIS DARK COLD
HOTEL ROOM
AND THE ENDLESSNESS
THAT YOU FEAR
YOU ARE PULLED FROM THE
WRECKAGE
OF YOUR SILENT REVERIE
YOU'RE IN THE ARMS OF THE
ANGEL
MAY YOU FIND SOME COMFORT
HERE

The NarroratorI love this song ..

(The driver of the truck is looking a FNaF porn)

DriverDamn, she has nice Bobs. Very beautiful woman. Big thighs are good for the eyes. She would be good for having a baby. Milk truck just arrived, Hashtag MILF

(A yellow thing saves Narrator guy before he gets ran over)

The NarroratorWhat..?

The NarroratorHow did I get over here?..

Troll 1What the fuck was that? I thought that ugly donkey ass was gonna die for a second there. I wasn't sure if I wantedd to see that shit.

Troll 3That was some magician magic trick shit. Like, that dude flashed into some grass. Like woah.

(The yellow thing, of screen, throws a shuriken at Troll 3)

Troll 1HOLY DONKEY SHIT.

Page 4

Troll 2What the fuck!!! He's dead!! Ahhhhh!!

(Troll 2 runs into the middle of the road, a dude is reading a review on his phone)

PhoneThis movie was garbage. It was rushed, the main charactrers never got together, even with chemistry. they remained the same and they had no character development. It wasn't realisic. It was stupid and annoying, the pacing of it was really bad. They cut corners, they skipped shit and it was confusing. And it kept flashing back to memories that weren't relevant to the story. And I don't even know why they needed a talking dog. It was not funny, they had this tasteless Misplaced humor. They ruined the franchise. The original ones were much better. They didn't have to remake it! The old one was better they should've left it the fuck alone! The mom was fucking retared and jugemental! She was a bitch for no fucking reason! Then they wanted to flip her character and try to have her care after her being a horrible human being the whole time. She never apologized! And they just acted like nothing ever happeneed. She didn't even change her behavior. They just accepted her shit. Who in real life would do that? And don't get me started on that small fat kid. He was always trying to do those one liners and make things edgy. And he just made everyone uncomfortable. And I just wnted to punch his fucking face. Worst character I've ever seen! And that fucking worthless villain, they amped him up the entire film. And then killed him with only 2 minutes of battle. He was was such a bitch. His goons lasted longer! There was like a 30 minute fight scene with a random fucking guy at the bar. And then the actual main bad guy doesn't even do anything. He's just hyped and talked about constanly. And then he just dies. That's called shitty writing! That guy was useless! It was just a dragged out dramafest! The family just argued all the time. And I was so tired!! Just shut the fuck up! I don't care if you become popular at school!! School doesn't matter!! You die in the end!! And that pediphile teacher can suck my dick! You should've told your parents about him! You could've avoided a lot of shit!! Why did you think it was okay? Why the fuck did her friend not tell anyone when she found out!! Are you fucking stupid? He was manipulating her! She was needing you! What the fuck! And the dog didn't do anything either!! He was the bad comedic relief! I am done with this fucking movie. I wasted and hour and thirty minutes of my life I will never get back. I'm giving this 5 thumbs down. I don't recommened anyone ever watching this movie. It has to be the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life. I hated every single seconnd of that piece of shit film. It wass agonizing. I felt like screaming at those dumbass characters. Doing nothing worth watching! They just fucked around the whole time! Nothing made sense! The beginning was shit. The end was shit. Hashtag, Fuck that movie.

(Troll 2 get ran over)

Troll 1Holy shit they're fucking dead!!

Troll 1Who are you? Why the fuck did you do this!

Troll 1I'm talking to you!! Why did you kill them! They weren't doing anything wrong! You donkey ass face!!

(The yellow light is revealed to be Spongebob)

SpongebobWhere's Squidward, Troll?

Troll 1What?? You killed my friend over that? What the fuck!!

SpongebobAnswer my question or pay the ultimate price.

Troll 1...I don't know who that is!! this is not fair..it's unjustified..

SpongebobThen you're no use to me.

(Spongebob pulls out a katana and cuts Troll 1 in half)

Page 5

(Spongebob takes away his katana)

SpongebobDon't walk into traffic. It's not safe.

Narrorator guyWhat's your name? I have never seen you before.

SpongebobMy name is Spongebob Squarepants..

(Cut to a flashback to some weird ass place where Saralite is. A green portal opens and Spongebob comes out)

Spongebob..I've made it back..

SaraliteHello, welcome back.. Did you gain what you desire?

SpongebobYes, and many more.. How many years has it been?

SaraliteIt's been three years but I'm sure you are aware by now that time works differently in that world.

SpongebobIndeed..

SpongebobOne final question.

SpongebobMy best friend Patrick...Do I have the option to free his soul? Even though he was the cost for this new found strength?

SaraliteIf I receive something of equal value, only then would I accept any exchange.

SpongebobI understand..we shall meet again.

(Spongebob walks away)

SaraliteBe well, strange creature.

Page 6

(Spongebob walks away, the Narrator follows him)

Narrorator guyWhat you did to those trolls was incredible.

Narrorator guyCould you teach me your ways?

SpongebobNo.

Narrorator guyCome on man, I'm having a really rough time. I need some kung-fu to better my life. I'm done being a weak bitch.

Narrorator guyCome on man. You don't understand man. I lost my job and I was good at that job. I was made for that job. That new guy dosen't have shit on me.

Narrorator guyAlso I'm an alcoholic and I have major depression. I just need someone man.

SpongebobI don't care..

Narrorator guyCome on man. I could show you around. I know this place like it's the back of my ballsack.

(Spongebob stops)

SpongebobOk..but..

SpongebobNo more of this.

Narrorator guyOk awesome!! You're my best friend now man.

Narrorator guyThere's so much I wanted to show you. Oh man, I used to have this hot ex-girlfriend. She was really beautiful.

Narrorator guyThen we broke up and she broke my heart. And then I got fired so yeah it's been really hard but things will get better now because I just met you. I think things are starting to look up. You know?

Narrorator guyWho needs women anyway? Not that there's anything wrong with women, I'm just saying I shouldn't derive so much meaning just from being in [...] for the [...]

(Spongebob facepalms)

Page 7

(Cut to inside of Coyote’s book. Coyote has woken up)

CoyoteThis could have ended very badly for me. It appears Demaro was trying to take my life but was too worn out to accomplish the task.

CoyoteI didn't even realize this was the page I chose to fall into. Demaro could have killed me if he woke up before I did..

CoyoteI suppose I'm lucky I didn't choose the page with the Yin Yang Serpents or any of the pages with the guardians in it.

CoyoteIf I did, I would be dead right now. It's going to take some time to get everything in my book back under my control again.

Coyote (Thinking)That third eye guardian probably won't let me recapture it very easily. I'm not sure how I can use it for combat yet, but if I can, that would help against the trolls tremendously.

Coyote (Thinking)Hm.. I'm still confused as to the reasn why it would save my life after our battle..

CoyoteI could speculate all day over its motives for keeping me alive but I don't want to jump to any conclusions..

Coyote..I don't know what to think of the events that happened recently.. I have many unanswered questions that I need to solve..

Coyote..I have to replenish before I can do anything..

SatanI OWN YOU!!

CoyoteHe said he was the lord of hell, he was no mere demon.. That was Satan himself..

CoyoteI understand now Demaro..

CoyoteAfter you lost everything, he came to you and offered you powers. Out of your hatred and grief you agreed to sell your soul to him.

CoyoteI almost became just like you after Sylvester's death.. You don't even realize that you're just a chess piece to him..

CoyotePerhaps he flared your hatred for me, like he did for me towards the Trolls. How long has he been manipulating us all?

CoyoteWhen I was talking to Porki, He said his death was Satan's doing..

CoyoteDoes that mean all neutrals who gain their powers from the Satanist branch are cursed with misfortune?

CoyoteWas all our suffering his doing? Did he ruin our lives just so he could own us and use us for his own bidding?

(Flashback to Kelic)

Kelicthats everything . it might sound bad but we are tools and thats why this power exists

CoyoteThat would explain most of this..

Page 8

GarryHey!! Why the fuck is Demaro still alive!!

Coyote (Thinking)Oh that reminds me. I don't know where magma Garry is. I have to relocate his corpse. I don't know if it got destroyed by the bomb of not.

GarryI'm talking to you!! Why am I still in your book! Talking animals suck STD invested assholes I swear.

CoyoteSigh..

GarryFuck you twat, I bet you snort coke off your mums vagina lips on a daily, you imbred fucktard.

CoyoteCould you give me a minute? I just woke up..

GarryWell boohoo, your fur looks like it has skat in it. Take a shower ya filthy animal! I'm dead and I'm still stuck in this shit hole with him! He's the reason I'm dead!.

GarryI don't give a fuck if your tired. I'm tired of looking at both of you existing..

CoyoteWell, you're as rude as ever. I'll Be honest, I have no respect for you trolls. The only reason I'm tolerating you is because you're already dead.

GarryI helped you fight that bug fucker! now let me out of this faggot graveyard. You owe me that much.

CoyoteI don't know enough about spirits to let you go just yet.

GarryI'm not your damn experiment. This ain't some ghost hunters shit. I paid my dues. Now get me the fuck out..

CoyoteWould you relax? Why are you so hostile? It's almost like being an ass-
hole is programmed into your brain? Do you think aggression and anger will always get you what you want in life?

GarryI'm not waiting here to be a part of you and Demaro's three way.. I have no intention of seeing your lip-
stick color dog dick.

CoyoteBe quiet, Troll.

GarryYou be quiet!? Fucking dick-
head I should put you in the pound.. put you down like the bitch you is!!

(Coyote facepalms)

GarryDon't facepalm me dickward!! I'm The one who facepalms you!

(Garry facepalms)

CoyoteIf you stop talking I'll consider setting you free..

GarryYou better.

(Coyote sits down by a tree and focuses)

Page 9

NarrateurMeanwhile..

(Cut back to Knuckles)

KnucklesWhat the hell am I doing again? huh..

KnucklesMan, I need a smoke. I forgot what I was doing.

(Knuckles smokes some weed)

KnucklesWoah, This smoke is trippy.

Lazerbot (in Knuckles's head)Thank you
CC, Aubrey, Poe like, Ellis Stothard, Alejandro Monlina, Hanariko, Justin Carr, Muffin-Done, NinjaGrump, Puke Fuckem, Robotech1989, SoggyWrist And The Porduction Team.

KnucklesDude, What the fuck did I smoke?

KnucklesAll those people sound cool though.

KnucklesYou know, I might be smoking too much...

KnucklesNah, I think this calm weed is going to sooth me.

KnucklesIf only I could remember what the fuck I'm doing out here.

KnucklesOh yeah, I remember. I was smoking weed.

KnucklesWhere the fuck did I get this bong?

(Knuckles smokes the bong)

KnucklesOh I remember. I'm going to get Shadow because everything is fucked up. I can't believe I forgot that shit. This weed be fucking with me. It's pretty good shit but damn.

Page 10

(Knuckles finds a camp)

KnucklesThere's the camp, But it dosen't look like anybody is over there. That's werird.

KnucklesShit man, I wonder if they all left?

KnucklesOh I remember this..

(Cut to a shot flashback to Chapter 6, Page 20 when Teemo was launched from Knuckles’s cannon)

KnucklesOh those were good times.

KnucklesWhere the fuck is Shadow? Did they relocate their camp deeper in the jungle?

(Knuckles finds some dead bodies)

KnucklesWhat the fuck.

Knuckles.....

KnucklesI guess Shadow ain't burying those Trolls anymore.

KnucklesMan I used to love smoking by that tree.

KnucklesWasn't that the town Shadow destroyed for no reason? That was a dick move. Not cool.

KnucklesShadow!!? Where are you? Come out, Come out wherever you are.

KnucklesMan, I wanna smoke more weed, Where did that bong go?

(Knuckles steps on a green and purple mushroom. It make purple smoke come out)

KnucklesCough! Cough! Cough!

(Knuckles passes out)

Page 11

NarrateurBack to Mario, finally-

NarrateurWait, Mario is in this comic?

MarioI need more soldiers if I want any chance to defeat Troll King. I didn't want Peach to get involved in this, but I have no other options.

Yoshi🌼

(Mario climbs off of Yoshi. Daisy appears)

MarioDaisy...

DaisyYou heading back to the castle? Where's Luigi?

(Mario looks down for a second, and then puts on a fake smile)

MarioWe split up on the way! I'm sure he'll come visit you soon.

DaisyI'm glad to hear that. You both travel safe, okay?

(Daisy waves to Mario as he and Yoshi make it to the castle. Yoshi is left behind out side)

ToadThe Princess will be glad to see you. With the trolls encroaching more on our territory, her father has been really antsy about letting her outside.

ToadI should warn you, she isn't too happy about being cooped up. Or about you leaving her.

(Mario and the Toads walk inside)

MarioI'm sure it'll be fine. We love each other.

(One of the Toads opens a door to reveal Princess Peach)

Page 12

(Peach walks up to Mario and grabs him by the shirt)

PeachYou have some nerve-

(Peach pouches Mario to the floor)

PeachWhat happened while you were out there!?

PeachYou knew you had duties here and yet you went out anyway, please tell me it was for a good reason!

MarioPeach, look-

PeachAnd what they said about Luigi isn't true, right? He's alive, right!?

Mario...You knew? But Daisy doesn't-

PeachNo one has the heart to tell her, asshole!

(Mario tries to reach out to Peach’s hand, but Peach rejects it)

PeachExplain, Mario.

MarioThe trolls are getting more aggressive, Peach. It's true, about Luigi, Troll King murdered him brutally.

(Peach is shocked)

PeachHow...

PeachWe...Have a truce with Troll City... How...Has this happened?

PeachIt's all because of your stupid feud with them, I told you...

(Mario grabs Peach’s shoulder. Peach grabs Mario’s arm in a threatening way)

PeachYou men and your stupid pride.

PeachYou're going to be the end of this kingdom if you don't stop this madness. You will jeopardize our allyship with them and start a war, Mario.

Page 13

PeachI know your trauma makes you angry towards them, but... We don't have the means to beat them, yet...

(Peach gently grabs Mario’s hand)

PeachPlease...We can work on it together... Stop fighting them...For the kingdom's sake...

PeachFor our sake...

(Peach kisses Mario on the forehead. Mario starts to cry)

MarioThey killed Luigi, you stupid bitch. What the fuck are you talking about, you expect me to just give up now?

PeachWhat the fuck did you just call me?!

MarioIf you don't want to be called a stupid bitch, don't say stupid shit to me! You have no idea what I'm going through!

MarioThe lost lives will be worth it! For every one life, we will save hundreds! Why don't you get it? You're just a prissy little girl, whose daddy won't even ley her outside!

(Mario throws his cap to the floor)

PeachYou fucking jerk. My soldiers are worth more than that! Insulting my life won't make me want to help you, retard

MarioFor every one life, we will save hundreds!

PeachThey aren't disposable pieces. These are living souls. What's gotten into you? We can't sacrifice our people. A war is too dangerous.

MarioEasy for you to say, you've never seen a shred of death in you entire life!

PeachI live every day knowing thousands have died in wars that you scrotes start!

MarioYeah, because we have a shred of pride, unlike you, dumb whore!

PeachWhore? You're calling me a whore? I'll show you whore, you shrimp-dicked bastard.

MarioWhat are you on about now...?

PeachI fucked Bowser. I fucked Donkey Kong, too.

(Mario is stund)

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PeachSometimes both at the same time. Double vaginal penetretion.

(Mario is angry)

MarioYou fucking bitch

(Mario slaps Peach across the face)

PeachThey were so much better than you. I came so many times when you never made me cum once. I hope you think about that.

(Two Toads block the door out of the room)

PeachYou'll regret this, Mario. You fucked up. No, and I mean no one, lays their hand on the fucking princess.

PeachArrest him.

(The two Toads charge at Mario with their spears. Mario grabs one of the Toads by the head and throws him off to the side. The other Toad stabs Mario with the spear in the back. Mario rips the spear out of his back and stabs the Toad in the forehead. Mario is shocked at what he had just done.)

PeachAfter him. Alert the whole castle.

(Mario hides behind a corner. A Toad appears from behind him)

Page 15

(Mario turns around)

MarioShit...

ToadHi, Mario! Does the princess know you're back?

MarioGuys... I need your help with something.

(Cut to Mario sitting next to a campfire, with ~14 Toads with him)

MarioI'm sure you all heard about Luigi...

ToadWe sure did...

MarioI need you guys to help me avenge him. I'm going up against Troll King. It's extremly important to me.

MarioThe Princess... may not understand. So, we have to keep it a secret for now.

ToadI'll help you!

ToadWe'll follow you anywhere, Mario!

(A bunch of Toads raise their hands)

(Mario sheds a tear and gulps a bottle)

NarrateurLater that night.

(Mario enters Toad town (?), enters a public bathroom, smashes his bottle and buys some drugs from Tony the Tiger. Mario enters a stall, takes some pills, drinks from another bottle and injects a suringe into his arm)

Page 16

NarrateurMeanwhile..

(Cut to Hulk in the forest. Wanda Bread is following him)

Wanda BreadOooooooh, That green sexy ass. I only got 30 minutes left on my break. I need to hurry.

(Wanda Bread is licking her lips)

Wanda BreadSo let's get closer so I can see that wonderful ass of his.

Wanda BreadI don't know why they call you Incredible Hulk. You should be named Wonder Hulk. Because you make my bread moist. It'll be called Wonder Bread when we fuck. I want your babies inside me this instant.

(Wanda Bread steps on a sick)

HulkWhat was that sound? Who's there?

HulkOh, I guess it was a bird.

HulkMmm..

(Wanda Bread runs behind a tree, then a bush, and then another tree)

HulkI know you're in that bush! Come on out you bird!

(Wanda Bread reveals herself and goes demon mode for a second, then turns back to normal)

HulkWhat the fuck? That's not a bird.

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HulkYou, What were you doing in bush!?

Wanda BreadI couldn't resist myself. I love seeing your luxurious skin again so I rub my fingers in your ass and throuugh your hair again.

HulkWhat!? Again? What the fuck you talking about?

Wanda BreadSome days I followed you home and I watched you sleeping and wanted to ride you all night, So I did.

(Hulk drops his bread)

Wanda BreadOh I've been waiting for this my life. My dreams are cumming true.

Wanda BreadFUCK ME!

(Hulk walks up to Wanda Bread)

Wanda BreadI want to bear your children.

(Hulk stretches out his arms)

Wanda Bread (Thinking)OH! He's gonna hug me. Those armpits. It's just as I imagined. I'm ready for your embrace.

(Wanda Bread stretches out her arms)

Wanda BreadHave your way with me.

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Wanda BreadYes!! Yes!! YES!!

(Hulk smashes his hands onto Wanda Breas, killing her. Hulk picks up his bread and grabs some peanut butter. He puts the peanut butter on his bread and eats it)

HulkThis is good.

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NarrateurMeanwhile...

(Cut back to Kit and the gang)

ChadThis is fucking bullshit. This ruined my whole mouth and I was having a good month too. Why does this always happen to me?

ChadMy legs hurt and I saw to much fucked up shit. I need some rest and you guys are making me walk all the way back to the camp. I've been up all night without coffee!

ChadAnd we're not there yet! I want to sit down.

BoahShut the fuck up! If you don't stop now I'm going to knock your teeth out.

(Alice gives Boah a thumbs up)

Gene JortsThanks, that was really annoying. He's been talking for hours and I can't handle that, it needs to end for everyone's sake.

ChadAt least I am talking. You've never even spoken before.

Gene JortsThat's because I didn't want to talk to anyone. It wasn't worth the effort.

AliceThat's not true.

KitCan you stop arguing? I have a headache and I'm trying to figure things out.

Gene JortsYou probably have a headache from all this guy's talkinig. I know I do.

KitSigh...

Chad...

Mike PowerLo que deberíamos hacer es llevarnos a esta gente lejos de aquí y luego volver y mater a esos tipos malos por el culo.

(Rough translation from Google: What we should do is get these people away from here and then come back and kill those bad guys in the ass.)

Kit...

Mike PowerAsí que estaba pensando en ti y en mí y tal vez el tipo de la barba pueda ir y encontrar a estos tipos malos y matarlos por el trasero.

(Rough translation from Google: So I was thinking of you and me and maybe the guy with the beard can go and find these bad guys and kill them in the ass.)

KitI don't understand what you're saying.

Mike PowerWe have to kill them for their asses.

(Everyone is shocked)

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AliceMy father was right. We should't have come.

(Cut to a flashback, where Alice her packing her stuff)

AliyahLike, what are you doing? All this noise you're making is disturbing my ME time. You're such a pathetic dweeb.

AliceI've already told you, I'm going to the church camp again. It's not my fault you weren't listening, my dear sister.

AliyahOh, the place with all those fakers? All they do is judge you there. And they do the same shit they're judging you for. Not cool.

AliceYou literally do that as well.

AliyahYeah but at least I'm not pretending to be something better. I know what I am. And I'm not gonna change for no one.

AliceAliyah, you know change isn't a bad thing.

(Aliyah puts on her headphones)

AliceYeah.. Ignore me like usual.

AliceWHAT IF THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU SEE ME?

AliyahCan't hear you, too busy not caring.

(Alice grabs her briefcase and walk down stairs)

Alice (Thinking)You just don't understand do you?

Alice (Thinking)People have died at this church before. Who knows what might happen. You could at least pretend to care.

Okino (Offscreen)Are you crazy! I'm not sending our daughter to that church anymore!! Did you hear what they did? They murdered someone!

Okino (Offscreen)They are wolves in sheep's clothing!

GraceThe sins of some men are not the sins of all men. We can't hold everyone accoutable for the actions of few! Besides, they lost a lot. They need someone who can be the lighthouse guiding them back to Jesus Christ. It's not our place to decide if they are lost causes!

OkinoThey literally cooked Hamy pig and Pepperon pig and fed them to us at a church cookout! We didn't know we were eating our brothers and sisters of Christ!

OkinoI haven't gone to that church since!