chapter 5: tails kid napped/Script

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  • Character count: ~11000
  • No spaces: ~9300
  • Character with most lines: Pacman (47)
  • Character(s) with least lines: Yoshi, Trix Rabbit, Arthur (1)

Page 1

Shadowwhy did you tell us so easily?

Mario because i dont need you anymore. the only reason i joined your team is because you had resorces i didn't

Shadowim gonna to be the one who kills you

Bowserno i am!!!

Mario ahahaha bowser i was waiting for you to show up but your to late. you are no match for me lol you dumb fucking morons

Mario whistle whistle whistle whistle

Bowseroh not this time. your act of being the goodguy is over

(Bowser and Mario launch fire at each other.)

Mario hahahaha you can't stop me. the trolls will die and so will you

Page 2

Mario ahahaha!!

Hulk fuck this im done standing here doing nothing

(Hulk lifts a rock out of the ground and throws it at Mario.)


Mario oh shit thats a rock. he better hurry up

(The rock seemingly hits Mario's position.)

Shadowwhat the hell. how did that thing save him so fast

Hulk what the fuck is that thing?

Teemo i dont know? its hard to see with my eyes closed


Page 3

(Bowser and Shadow glare.)

Yoshi yoshi!!!

Mario hahaha

Bowserdont let him feed that to yoshi

Shadowfeed what to him?

(Mario reaches into his satchel and pulls out a blue shell.)

Mario ahahah bowser you can try all you want but your nothing but a fail!!

(Bowser breathes fire at Mario, but Mario feeds the shell to Yoshi, allowing Yoshi to fly and evade.)

Shadow come back down here you coward or ill shoot you down

Page 4

Mario this was fun but i got places to be

Mario hey you mad bro?


(Shadow pulls out his gun.)

Shadowahhhhhh hhhh!!! DIE!!!!!

(Shadow shoots at Mario, but Mario dodges.)

Mario right here buddy


(Hulk is holding onto Vector.)

Hulk damnit hes flying away

Teemo this might be off the subject but what the hells with your arm hulk

Bowserwe need to get him back

Shadow no getting him back isn't good enough


Bowserwe need a flawless plan. unllike our last plans

Narrorator mean while

Page 5

Troll King what is it luigi? do you got everything for the trip?

Luigi yea but there's somethin g?im confused about. when i was fighting mario he was holding back on me

Troll King hmmm m that is odd. why would he do that?

(Luigi readies his hammer.)

Luigi im not sure

Troll King huh!!!!

(Luigi swings his hammer down, striking Troll King's arm and severing it off.)

Troll King AHHHHHH!!!

Page 6

Troll King damnit i should of saw this coming. dam you luigi and your sneak attacks

Luigi no hard feelings but me and my brother wanted you for sometime way before the time you r people trolled toad

(Luigi swings again, but Troll King blocks the hammer with his hand.)

Troll King im not dead yet LUIGI!!!!

Luigi this is for toad kingdom

(Luigi is pushed back.)

Troll King fuck you

(Troll King fires his muscle weakening shockwave, but Luigi is unaffected.)

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Luigi are you supriced?

Troll King what the fuck? Why didn't that work on you luigi?

Luigi ill show you!!

Luigi sonic and the robot's death will lead to my victory

Troll King that's the robots check plate?

(Flashback to Emerl.)

Luigi yes i grabed it after he died

Troll King damnit i might have to resort to my most powerful move..

(Luigi fires his fire wave at Troll King.)

Luigi no this fire will burn you before you have the chance to use the word of death

Troll King how did you know that?

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Luigi who the fuck is that?

(A white blur manages to deflect Luigi's fire.)

Troll King i was wondering when you would return. so what did you find out from watching shadow?

Hindo ill tell you after we fuck this badie up

(Alex and Garry appear.)

Luigi i will not fail god damnit!!

Alex dont mistake us and think we can be fulled like shadows stupid fucking group

Garry and your fire move burned my face

Troll King KILL HIM!!!

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(Luigi pulls out a star.)

Luigi NOOO!! im gonna kill you, i will kill all of you with this star!!!!

Hindo everyone covor your ears

Alex yes yes!! i finally get to see it

Garry i wander witch word hes gonna use?

Troll King fine luigi you gave me no choice

Troll King cu*****nt

(Luigi is shocked at hearing the word of death. He freezes in place and flops onto the floor.)

Page 10

Alex omg it killed him ahahaha

Hindo sir should we take luigi's arm to replace you r arm?

Troll King no i have a better idea

Troll King bring me the robots arm! hahaa luigi your death and the robot's death will lead to my victory

Mario drink up yoshi. whats that toad?

Toad luigi gave me it just in case he would fail and he told me to give it to you

(Toad unloads his bag, revealing a torn shirt and a scroll.)

Mario i see

ript shirt scroll

Toad whats it say?

Mario it says the shirt peace is for the sint so i can find there base and the scroll is blue prints so i can make more of the robots chest plates

Mario first i must return to mushroom kingdom and tell peach what has happened then i will track down the the sint and see if the leader is dead and kill him if hes not

Narrorator mean while

Page 11

Tailsman that water park was fun. knuckles was right

Tails hmmm i wonder how everyone is doing? oh yea i almost forgot. i should probably see why sonic isn't returning amy's calls?

(Shadowy figures Naruto-run around Tails.)

Tailswhat was that?


Tailsi guess it was nothing

(One figure places a bag other Tails' face.)

???take the bag off his face

(Tails is chained to a interrogation board.)

Doug hey wake the fuck up

Doug hey wake up you fucking troll

???maybe hes retarded?

Tailswhere am i?

Doug you dont get to ask the questi➞
➞ons you dam troll.

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Tailswait ive seen you on tv your doug

Doug no shit shurlock you dam troll's if it wasn't for the bosses orders i would kick the shit out of you for answers

Skeeter doug calm down even if he is a troll he probably has no idea about what the trolls did to your dog

Tailsim not a troll im telling the truth

Doug we will see about that. we have a spy on you trolls and he is returning soon and he will give us the answers ive been looking for

Skeeter yea but he could not show up again like last time

Tailswho are you people?

Trix Rabbit hey can i help you guys make him talk?

Doug no get out of here trix rabbit

Tailsive hard of you too

???he's here

???welcome back

(A figure in a white robe appears.)

Pori i cant stay for to long they might start wandering where i am but i do have lots to report


Pori hes not a troll

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Arthur what!! hes not a troll but doug acted pretty sure

Pori arthur dont let doug bring anyone in here. hes a parinoid dumbass

Doug a you was wrong would of be enough

Pori let him go. ill explain everything to him

Tailsso who are you people?

Pori we are a secret group thats fighting the trolls. even the trolls dont know of us. we stay in the shadow we make sure we are never seen and we are called the defenders

Pori but even the sneakest team cant make someones life disapear with out someone knowing someones missing and thats how it started the trolls thought that shadow was the who caused all there trouble's so i warned him but he didn't listen and started a all out battle with the trolls. but before that we would take down there camps with out no problem

Pori this group years back started.if you want to know how you must speak with the boss its not my story to share but this group is filled with some of the most well known people ever .

Tailshey whats that number on your back?

Pori im the 7th person to join this group

Pori back to what i was saying. the only reason they let me join was because i wasn't known they dont know my face because i have never been trolled so i was the perfect fit

Pori and i join because i was always friends with people who got trolled so i took there offer and thats how i would hacve to ask everyone else to know there stories

Pori im only gonna ask you this once. do you want to join us?

Tails yea im done with these trolls its about time they have been taken down for good

Pori the rest of the members are in there there

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Pori here's all the members becides our bosses

(The characters Batman, Chester Cheetah, noted as Cheeto Man, Dexter, Hello Kitty, Kermit the Frog, Ronald McDonald, Spyro, Vivian, and Woodstock appear.)

Tailswhat happen to porkchop?

Pori we dont like talking about it but ill tell you. doug's dog was gang banged to death by the trolls


Pori now the two bosses are in there and they will decide if you can talk to the main boss

Pori go inside

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Tailsso your the two bosses

(Enter Frogger and Leap Frog.)

Frogger yes we are

Leap Frog he made us bosses of everyone else because we helped him start this group he may of came up with the idea but we made it start

Pori tails listen to them. im gonna report what ive learned to the main boss

Frogger this group has been alive longer then you would think

Leap Frog all of us here have one goal and thats to end the trolls for good but we cant just attack them head to head because we are out numbered

Tailsi was trolled and then i tried to fight back and i was beaten up

Frogger you are just like the rest of us. we all have our reason's to hate the trolls for there actions

Leap Frog the only problem thats in our way from destroying the trolls for good is there boss

Frogger so we must fight in the shadows we must take them down slowly. a up front conflict with them is not a option. tails you seem to be true and filled with heart the boss is waiting in the other room. go ahead he will tell you all you need to know


(Tails walks down a long hallway. A figure sitting on a throne slowly comes into view from the shadows, revealing it to be Pacman.)

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Tailsyour the boss

Pacman it is was not a Quintessen➞
➞ce us meating today

Pori sir i got to be going. they must not know something is up

Pacmanmany year's back when i was younger i had a vision of this moment' i believe you might be the key to defeating the trolls wakka wakka

Pacmanthere's lots we must discuss.wakka

Tailsare you sure im the key. i can't be?

Pacman it may seem Impossible now but time will only tell wakka wakka

Pacmanthe battle between humans and trolls go back to the The Medieval Era

Pacman for you to understand the reason i started this group. i must tell you my story wakka

Pacman way back wakka wakka

Pacman (narrating)where should i begin? ok i know where wakka wakka.. itstarted when the trolls took over the city of alferd.. where they only kicked out who didn't want to follow the troll king

Pacman (narrating)the ones that left started a small village

Pacman (narrating)witch is where i lived when i was a child but i was the only none human . i dont know where i came from but it didn't matter they treated me like i was there own

Pacman (narrating)the leader was me and my friends master he taught us how to defend our self's

Page 17

(Pacman and William are seen training with wooden swords.)

William sigh....

Oxsist you guys are getting alot better

Sillous i say they will end up stronger then you in no time

Oxsist hahahahah hey i dont want to turn them into cocky sons of bitches

William hey dad

Sillous oxsist we need to talk to you about our troll problem

Oxsist i know sillous what do you have in mind?


William the Elderi think we have enough people to take the city back

Oxsist hey lets talk about this another time. with out these children around

Sillous alright

Pacmanhey i want to help you guys take the city back

Oxsist no your staying here and thats that!!

Oxsist now whos hungr
➞y? lets get some food

Pacman (narrating)that night is when i had my first vision

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(In his vision, Pacman sees a shocked Oxsist and Troll King's eyes. He also sees a figure bleeding, followed by many buildings on fire as Troll King smiles.)


Pacmansigh..... it was just a dream

Pacman (narrating)at first i thought it was a dream but after that vision something didn't feel right. i knew something bad was gonna happen

William pacman it was just a nightmare there's nothing to worry about

Pacmanbut william it felt so real. this was more then just a dream

William even so its not like we can do anythi➞
ng about it

(Pacman appears disappointed.)

Pacmani guess your right

William the Elderson time to go

Pacmanmaybe he's right and it was nothing

William see you later!!

Pacman (narrating)but i couldn't pass the feeling something bad would come from them trying to take the city back so i told my master

Pacmanand i have a feeling if you leave something bad is gonna happen

Oxsist i underst➞
➞and your consern and even if you are right. we must go

Oxsist for our people we are running out of reasorces as it is. and this is my fault this strated in the first place. our people started this because we was less then fair to the troll because he was different witch was a mistake i shouldn't of made

Pacman so because you failed to understand and treat the troll right. is why your trying to not treat me like a out cast

Oxsist listen we all have to deal with our wrong choices in life. and i will make up for mine by getting the city back

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Pacman (narrating)so later that day they left to take the city back from the troll's. what i have feared was only a matter of time from happening

Pacmanthere gone

➞hing is gonna be ok

Pacman (narrating) i was hoping i was wrong trying to not think about it. so i went and got some sleep to try to forget about though's dreams

Pacman (narrating)the next thing i remember is waking up to a fire

William WAKE UP!!

William wake the fuck up we got to get out of here the house is onfire

Pacmanwhat happen?

William the trolls are attacking now lets hurry

(Pacman kicks down the door.)

William RUN!!!

Pacmanoh my god!!!

(All the buildings in the village are ablaze.)

Pacmanno no this cant be happening

William we got to hurry they might still be here


Man in the Iceive found Survivors


William pacman run!!!

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Troll King kill them

Pacmanthoughs eyes

(Pacman stares at Troll King. The Man in the Ice swings at Pacman using his sword, but William places himself in between, and is slashed.)


William run!!!!!

Pacman (narrating)so i ran out of there as fast as i could

Man in the Icedamnit boss is gonna kill me if he finds out i let him get away

Man in the Icefuck it. its not like we will ever see him again

Man in the Icesir i killed him

Pacman (narrating)after that day i couldn't stop myself from saying wakka everytime i talked

Pacman (narrating)later i heard these rumors about these magic balls that could bring people back from the dead

(Pacman appears in a desert.)

Pacman (narrating)so i searched everywhere for the dragon balls but never found them

(Pacman appears in a cave.)

Pacman (narrating)i looked every where i could and nothing

Pacman (narrating)i even checked the sea's and found nothing

(A boat is seen sailing across the seas.)

Pacman (narrating)it took me 15 years to search across the globe and i never found one dragon ball in thoughs years

(A picture of the globe.)

Pacman (narrating)then i realized that the dragonballs was a myth. they wasn't real. they didn't exist so i stoped looking for them

(Pacman appears jaded.)

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Pacman (narrating)after that my mind was on one goal killing the trolls

Pacman (narrating) so i trained my self none stop. to become strong enough

Pacman (narrating)day after day i would train

Pacman (narrating)but then i realized i couldn't beat him alone

Pacman (narrating) so i knew i had to start a group to defeat the trolls

Pacman (narrating)and the night before i started the group i had the vision with you in it tails

(Many shadowy figures are seen, the first resembling Pacman. He is approached by a hooded figure. A fox is then seen, followed by Pacman wearing a crown and a caped figure. A hedgehog is then seen in the rain, followed by Troll King's eyes once more. The last vision shows Tails, colored, empowered by an outline resembling Sonic's.)