User:Sards/sandbox
Capítulo 5: tails rap tado
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Shadowpor que você revelou seu segredo tão fácil?
Mario porque eu não preciso mais de vocês. eu só entrei pro seu time porque vocês tinham mais recursos
Shadowvou te matar com minhas proprias mãos
Bowsereu que vou!!!
Mario ahahaha bowser tava demorando pra você aparecer mas já é tarde demais. vocês não tem chance idiotas fudidos
Mario assobia assobia assobia assobia
Bowserah dessa vez não. sua vida de herói acaba aqui
(Bowser e Mario lançam fogo um no outro.)
Mario hahahaha voce não vai me parar. os trolls vão morrer e você também
Mario ahahaha!!
Hulk quer saber eu nao vou ficar aqui só assistindo
(Hulk levanta uma rocha do chão e joga na direção do Mario.)
BowserAHHHH!
Mario ah droga é uma pedrona. melhor ele se apressar
(A rocha aparentemente acerta a posição do Mario.)
Shadow o que foi isso como aquela coisa salvou ele tao rapido
Hulk que porra é aquela?
Teemo eu sei la? nao consigo ver com olhos fechados
BowserYOSHI!!
(Bowser e Shadow olham fixamente.)
Yoshi yoshi!!!
Mario hahaha
Bowsernao deixa ele dar aquilo pro yoshi comer
Shadowo que é aquilo?
(Mario pega um casco azul na bolsa.)
Mario ahahah bowser você pode fazer o que for mas vai ser pra sempre um inútil!!
(Bowser lança fogo na direção do Mario, mas o Mario dá o casco azul de comer para o Yoshi, que voa e desvia do fogo.)
Shadow desce dai seu covarde ou eu vou atirar
Mario bom isso foi divertido mas tenho coisa melhor pra fazer
Mario ta nervosinho broder?
ShadowNÃO BRINCA COMIGO NÃO SEU cusão
(Shadow saca a arma.)
Shadowahhhhhh hhhh!!! DIE!!!!!
(Shadow atira no Mario, mas ele desvia.)
Mario aqui pra você mano
ShadowVOCÊ NÃO VAI FUJIR DE MIM!!!!
(Vector está escorando-se no Hulk.)
Hulk merda ele tá fujindo
Teemo isso pode ser meio fora de hora mas o que ta pegando com teu braço hulk
Bowsera gente tem que ir atras dele
Shadow nao isso nao é o bastante
ShadowA GENTE TEM QUE DESTRUILO!!!
Bowserprecisamos de um plano infalivel. ao contrario dos outros
Narrorador enquanto isso
Rei Troll que foi luigi? tudo pronto pra viagem?
Luigi sim é que eu to pensando? numa coisa. quando eu tava lutando com o mario ele tava deixando eu ganhar
Rei Troll hmmmm isso é estranho. por que ele faria isso?
(Luigi prepara seu martelo.)
Luigi não tenho certeza
Rei Troll ah!!!!
(Luigi dá uma martelada que acerta o braço do Rei Troll, amputando-o.)
Rei Troll AHHHHHH!!!
Rei Troll cacete eu devia ter previsto isso. maldito luigi e seus ataques surpresa
Luigi nada de magoas mas eu e meu irmão estavamos atras de você por muito tempo bem antes de vocês trollarem o toad
(Luigi ataca novamente, mas o Rei Troll segura o martelo com a mão.)
Rei Troll não morri ainda LUIGI!!!!
Luigi isso é pelo reino dos cogumelos
(Luigi é empurrado para trás.)
Rei Troll vai se foder
(Rei Troll lança sua onda de choque paralisante, mas Luigi sai ileso.)
Luigi ta surprezo?
Rei Troll hãn? por que nao funcionou em você luigi?
Luigi vou te mostrar porque!!
Luigi a morte do robô e do sonic vão me levar a vitória
Rei Troll aquilo é a carcaça do robô?
(Flashback para Emerl.)
Luigi sim eu peguei dele depois que morreu
Rei Troll cacete vou ter que usar meu golpe mais poderoso..
(Luigi lança sua onda de chamas no Rei Troll.)
Luigi vai nada esse fogo vai te queimar antes de você falar a palavra mortal
Rei Troll como você sabe sobre isso?
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(Um vulto branco bloqueia o fogo do Luigi.)
Luigi o que foi isso?
Rei Troll estava imaginando quando você chegaria. o que você descobriu enquanto espionava o shadow?
Hindo te conto depois que a gente fuder com esse otario
(Alex e Garry aparecem.)
Luigi não vou falhar caralho!!
Alex nem pense que dá pra enganar a gente que nem você fez com o grupo idiota do shadow
Garry é e esse teu fogo queimou minha cara
Rei Troll MATEM-NO!!!
(Luigi pega uma estrela.)
Luigi NÃO!! eu vou te matar, eu vou matar todo mundo com essa estrela!!!!
Hindo tapem seus ouvidos todos
Alex sim sim!! finalmente vou poder ver como é
Garry qual palavra ele vai usar?
Rei Troll certo luigi não tenho outra opção
Rei Troll xe****reca
(Luigi entra em choque ao ouvir a Palavra Mortal. Ele congela e vai ao chão.)
Alex caramba ele morreu ahahaha
Hindo senhor devemos pegar o braço do luigi pra substituir o seu?
Rei Troll não eu tenho uma ideia melhor
Rei Troll tragam-me o braço do robô! hahaa luigi a sua morte e a do robô me levarão à vitória
Mario bebe aí yoshi. que isso toad?
Toad o luigi deixou comigo caso ele falhe. ele disse pra te entregar
(Toad abre a mochila.)
Mario hmm
camisa rasgada pergaminho
Toad oque ta escrito?
Mario ta falando que a camiseta tem um cheiro pra ajudar a encontrar a base deles e o pergaminho tem modelos da carcaça do robô pra eu produzir mais
Mario eu vou pro reino dos cogumelos contar pra peach o que aconteceu e depois vou rastrear o o cheiro e ver se o lider deles morreu se não eu mesmo mato
Narrorador enquanto isso
Tailscara aquele parque aquatico é incrível. o knuckles tava certo
Tails hmmm como será que eles estão? ah é quase esqueci. tenho que ver com o sonic porque ele não tá atendendo a amy?
(Vultos cercam o Tails.)
Tailso que foi isso?
Tailshãn?
Tailsdeve ter sido o vento
(Alguém coloca um saco na cabeça do Tails.)
???tira o saco da cabeça dele
(Tails está preso a uma mesa de interrogações.)
Doug aí acorda porra
Doug acorda aí seu troll fudido
???talvez ele seja retardado?
Tailsonde é que eu to?
Doug eu que faço as perguntas por aqui troll de merda.
Tailspera eu já te vi na tv você é o doug
Doug ora ora temos um xeroque rolmes aki. eu te daria um chute agora se não fosse pelas ordens do meu chefe
Skeeter doug relaxa mesmo se ele for um troll ele nem deve saber do que eles fizeram com seu cachorro
Tailseu não sou um troll eu juro
Doug é é ta bom. temos um espião infiltrado nos trolls e ele já deve chegar com informações pra gente
Skeeter é mas vai que ele não aparece que nem da última vez
Tailsquem são vocês?
Coelho Trix ei posso ajudar vocês a fazer ele falar?
Doug não coelho trix sai daqui
Tailseu conheço você também
???ele chegou
???bemvindo de volta
(Uma figura em manto branco aparece.)
Pori não posso demorar muito aqui eles vão desconfiar mas eu tenho muita coisa pra contar
Tails.....................
Pori ele não é um troll
Arthur como assim!! o doug tinha certeza que ele era um troll
Pori arthur não deixa o doug trazer ninguem aqui ele é um imbecil paranoico
Doug nao precisa me xingar assim
Pori solta ele. vou explicar tudo
Tails quem são vocês a final?
Pori somos um grupo secreto lutando contra os trolls. eles nem sabem da nossa existência. agimos nas sombras fazemos de tudo pra não sermos vistos e somos chamados de os defensores
Pori mas até o grupo mais sorrateiro pode sumir com alguem sem ninguem perceber que eles desapareceram e foi assim que começou os trolls achavam que o shadow estava por tras de tudo entao eu avisei ele mas ele nao quis me ouvir e declarou guerra aos trolls. mas antes disso acontecer a gente atacava os acampamentos deles facil facil
Pori esse grupo existe a anos. se você quer saber como tem que falar com o chefe a historia nao é da minha conta mas esse grupo tem algumas das pessoas mais conhecidas de todos os tempos
Tailsei porque esse numero nas suas costas?
Pori eu sou o 7o a entrar no grupo
Pori como estava dizendo. só me deixaram entrar porque eu nao sou conhecido eles nao reconhecem meu rosto porque eu nunca fui trolado entao fui a escolha perfeita
Pori e eu entrei porque meus amigos eram trollados diretos entao eu aceitei a oferta e foi assim que cheguei aqui. voce teria que perguntar pros outros sobre as historias deles
Pori vou perguntar uma vez só. quer se juntar a nós?
Tails sim eu to de saco cheio desses trolls ja passou da hora deles levarem uma surra
Pori os outros membros estão ali dentro
Pori ta todo mundo aqui menos os chefes
(Os personagens Batman, Chester Cheetah (onça do cheetos) Dexter, Hello Kitty, Kermit (sapo caco), Ronald McDonald, Spyro, Vivian, e Woodstock aparecem.)
Tailso que aconteceu com o costelinha?
Pori a gente nao fala sobre isso mas eu vou te contar. o cachorro do doug foi estrupado até a morte pelos trolls
Tails........................
Pori bom os dois chefes estão por ali e eles que decidem se você pode falar com o chefão
Pori vai lá
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Tailsentão vocês são os dois chefes
(Frogger e Leap Frog aparecem.)
Frogger isso mesmo
Leap Frog ele escolheu a gente como chefe dos demais porque ajudamos ele a começar o grupo a ideia foi dele mas a gente que começou
Pori tails fica aqui com eles. eu vou passar informações pro chefão
Frogger esse grupo é mais antigo do que pensa
Leap Frog todo mundo aqui tem um inimigo em comum os trolls mas não podemos só atacar eles de uma vez estamos em desvantagem
Tailseu fui trolado e tentei revidar e levei uma surra
Frogger você é como os outros. todos temos nossos motivos para odiar os trolls
Leap Frog nosso unico obstaculo que impede a gente de destruir eles é o lider
Frogger sendo assim a gente tem que lutar nas sombras derrotar eles pouco a pouco. um conflito direto seria burrice. você parece ter um coração bom tails o chefão te aguarda na outra sala. vai lá ele vai te contar tudo
Tailstá certo
(Tails anda por um longo corredor. Uma figura sentada em um trono lentamente sai das sombras, e revela ser Pacman.)
Tailso chefão
Pacman pois se não é nenhuma Quintessencia este nosso encotro hoje
Pori senhor eu devo partir. eles não podem desconfiar de nada
Pacmana muitos ano's quando era jovem tive uma visao deste momento' acredito que voce possa ser a chave para a derrota dos trolls waka waka
Pacmantemos muito pra conversar.waka
Tailstem certeza que sou a chave. eu mesmo?
Pacman pode parecer impossivel mas em breve verá. waka waka
Pacmano conflito entre humanos e trolls vem desde A Idade Média
Pacman preciso te contar minha historia. pra que entenda porque comecei esse grupo waka
Pacman faz tempo waka waka
Pacman (narrating)where should i begin? ok i know where wakka wakka.. itstarted when the trolls took over the city of alferd.. where they only kicked out who didn't want to follow the troll king
Pacman (narrating)the ones that left started a small village
Pacman (narrating)witch is where i lived when i was a child but i was the only none human . i dont know where i came from but it didn't matter they treated me like i was there own
Pacman (narrating)the leader was me and my friends master he taught us how to defend our self's
(Pacman and William are seen training with wooden swords.)
William sigh....
Oxsist you guys are getting alot better
Sillous i say they will end up stronger then you in no time
Oxsist hahahahah hey i dont want to turn them into cocky sons of bitches
William hey dad
Sillous oxsist we need to talk to you about our troll problem
Oxsist i know sillous what do you have in mind?
Knightwell..
William's fatheri think we have enough people to take the city back
Oxsist hey lets talk about this another time. with out these children around
Sillous alright
Pacmanhey i want to help you guys take the city back
Oxsist no your staying here and thats that!!
Oxsist now whos
hungr
➞y?
lets
get
some
food
Pacman (narrating)that night is when i had my first vision
(In his vision, Pacman sees a shocked Oxsist and Troll King's eyes. He also sees a figure bleeding, followed by many buildings on fire as Troll King smiles.)
PacmanAHHHHHH!!!!
Pacmansigh..... it was just a dream
Pacman (narrating)at first i thought it was a dream but after that vision something didn't feel right. i knew something bad was gonna happen
William pacman it was just a nightmare there's nothing to worry about
Pacmanbut william it felt so real. this was more then just a dream
William even
so its
not
like
we
can do
anythi➞
ng
about
it
(Pacman appears disappointed.)
Pacmani guess your right
William's fatherson time to go
Pacmanmaybe he's right and it was nothing
William see you later!!
Pacman (narrating)but i couldn't pass the feeling something bad would come from them trying to take the city back so i told my master
Pacmanand i have a feeling if you leave something bad is gonna happen
Oxsist i underst➞
➞and your
consern
and
even if
you are
right. we
must go
Oxsist for our people we are running out of reasorces as it is. and this is my fault this strated in the first place. our people started this because we was less then fair to the troll because he was different witch was a mistake i shouldn't of made
Pacman so because you failed to understand and treat the troll right. is why your trying to not treat me like a out cast
Oxsist listen we all have to deal with our wrong choices in life. and i will make up for mine by getting the city back
Pacman (narrating)so later that day they left to take the city back from the troll's. what i have feared was only a matter of time from happening
Pacmanthere gone
Williameveryt➞
➞hing is
gonna
be ok
Pacman (narrating) i was hoping i was wrong trying to not think about it. so i went and got some sleep to try to forget about though's dreams
Pacman (narrating)the next thing i remember is waking up to a fire
William WAKE UP!!
William wake the fuck up we got to get out of here the house is onfire
Pacmanwhat happen?
William the trolls are attacking now lets hurry
(Pacman kicks down the door.)
William RUN!!!
Pacmanoh my god!!!
(All the buildings in the village are ablaze.)
Pacmanno no this cant be happening
William we got to hurry they might still be here
Pacman...........
Man in the Iceive found Survivors
Pacman....
William pacman run!!!
Troll King kill them
Pacmanthoughs eyes
(Pacman stares at Troll King. The Man in the Ice swings at Pacman using his sword, but William places himself in between, and is slashed.)
Pacman.............
William run!!!!!
Pacman (narrating)so i ran out of there as fast as i could
Man in the Icedamnit boss is gonna kill me if he finds out i let him get away
Man in the Icefuck it. its not like we will ever see him again
Man in the Icesir i killed him
Pacman (narrating)after that day i couldn't stop myself from saying wakka everytime i talked
Pacman (narrating)later i heard these rumors about these magic balls that could bring people back from the dead
(Pacman appears in a desert.)
Pacman (narrating)so i searched everywhere for the dragon balls but never found them
(Pacman appears in a cave.)
Pacman (narrating)i looked every where i could and nothing
Pacman (narrating)i even checked the sea's and found nothing
(A boat is seen sailing across the seas.)
Pacman (narrating)it took me 15 years to search across the globe and i never found one dragon ball in thoughs years
(A picture of the globe.)
Pacman (narrating)then i realized that the dragonballs was a myth. they wasn't real. they didn't exist so i stoped looking for them
(Pacman appears jaded.)
Pacman (narrating)after that my mind was on one goal killing the trolls
Pacman (narrating) so i trained my self none stop. to become strong enough
Pacman (narrating)day after day i would train
Pacman (narrating)but then i realized i couldn't beat him alone
Pacman (narrating) so i knew i had to start a group to defeat the trolls
Pacman (narrating)and the night before i started the group i had the vision with you in it tails
(Many shadowy figures are seen, the first resembling Pacman. He is approached by a hooded figure. A fox is then seen, followed by Pacman wearing a crown and a caped figure. A hedgehog is then seen in the rain, followed by Troll King's eyes once more. The last vision shows Tails, colored, empowered by an outline resembling Sonic's.)
capítulo 6: a missão do silver
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Pacmanso i think you should train with each member one at a time so you will be strong enough for the soul bind wakka
Tails the what?
Pacmana soul bind is when you fuse your self with someone thats dead it can only work with close freinds that have a bond wakka
Pacmani could never do it. but i think you and sonic might be able to wakka wakka
Tailshow could we do that? both being alive
Pacmanoh shit you dont know? no one told you ? wakka wakka
Pacmanyou friend sonic was killed by the boss of the troll's. pori saw it wakka
Tails...............
TailsAHHHHHHH!!
Pacman tails i believe you might be able to defeat the boss if you become strong
Tailsyour right i must become stonger
Pacmanhere's your robe
Pacmanwelcome to the group tails wakka .. you will first train with woodstock then you will move up to the next member. there's no need for you to train with doug or skeeter because you are already stronger then them wakka
Vivianwait
Poriwhat is it vivian?
Viviani heard you saw mario and luigi. how are they doing?
Porii wouldn't consern your self with them. they have lost there way. there no different from the trolls now
Vivianwhat did they do?
Porii told pacman
everythi➞
➞ng. if
you
want to
know
ask him
i go to
go
Narroratormean while
Silveralright guys. ill try to explain it again even though you guys was there. focus this time so i dont have to keep telling you retards what happened. it started when we were at the consert witch was a pretty dumb plan and was destined to fail
Silverso after we watch them fail. we followed the trolls back to watch sonic get killed
(Rob and Silver are dumbfounded.)
Silverwich we all wanted to help him but knew if we would of jumped in we would die as well.
Silver wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after word's wich was rape it. at that point i looked away
Silverthen atter that we got a front seat to see luigi get put into this seizure thing as he was also raped to death
Silver even though i didn't look. i will have that shit in my nightmares years to come. ok then after that. we followed them back here to there city. wich we are out side of . all im really sure of is ive been near to much rape for my life time
Silverok did you guys get that?
RobWHAT!!!!?
Silveroh my god would you two fucking listen!! its easier talking to a child then you two fucks.
Fuddim sorry what was you saying i wasn't listening
Silvergod why me?. ok look ill keep all the plans to my self andyou guys just follow me
Silverand elmer can you eat bug's and daffy already or atleast get rid of there bodies they smell like shit
Fuddim not hungry for duck and wabbit
Silverwhat ever.. alright guys put on your troll face mask. i think if we have them on they will mistake us for troll face fans
Silveralright
Silverto the city awaaaayyyy
(Elmer grabs his bag and the group sets off. They find a group of trolls buying Troll Face goods.)
Underbite Trollthats so killer
Jaycehey i am selling the best in troll face good's. i got book's sex toys mask and much more
Silveralright we are here finally about fucking time
Robwhat the fuck is on my face i cant see anything?
Underbite Trolllook at those guys
Markusthey have killer mask
Jaycehey i see you take a liking to the troll mask. alittle different from mine
Silverok we just got to act troll wich means be a dick
Silverhey fags
Underbite Trollhey guess what. i have two dicks and 4 balls what do you got to say to that
Silverjesus thats one dick to many
RobWHAT!!!?
Markusi know its super dooper kooper cool like up the bitches snitches
Underbite Troll hey you guys seem pretty cool. i challenge you to a friendly troll off what do you say
Silverill pass i got places to be
Robi am lost?
Underbite Trollyour too pussy
Silverfine ill do it
Fuddkick his ass
MarkusTROLL OFF!!!
Narroratortroll off silver vs this guy
Underbite Trolljesus christ you must be an autismal man child. you are I ucking terrible. Just looking at you makes me want to shove rocks in my asshole. kill your self.
SilverSo anyone smarter than you should be killed? and You have a weird flower shaped dick and a gross face
Underbite TrollYou literally made Adolf Hitler get off his dick-throne in the midst of the flames of Hell, walk into the bathroom, and sob quietly in the corner of a shower. He held a bottle of cheap whiskey in his shaking hand, no longer secure in his position as world's least likable human being.
Silverimplying that i give a fuck. Were your parents brother and sister?YOU BUTT LICKING COCK MUNCHER!
Underbite Trolljesus christ your face is terrible and We all know you like to take it up the ass, you cock sucking manwhore.
SilverYour dick is so short, that your slutty girlfriend had to have sex with a fucking donkey to be finally satisfied! and You're such a fucking failure that you can't even stand on your own stupid legs!"
Underbite Trolldickbutt. you FAGGOTRY FAG homo face with a shit load of aids and ci abs you dick sucking butt hurt
Silverkeep telling yourself that so you can wack off over the idea later you dam retard.
Underbite Trollgoons goons goony ass goons
Fuddget him silver booyah
Silveri got one word for you virgin
Underbite Trollwrohfofns knfsofnios n fofksn k o fag fag fag fag fag sfs s„vnskjnvj smovjsldjn vlsmclskd meklsmekl smlfdd
Markus omg he's spaming now lol wow dude you gotta spam that shit like hell
Silveryour like a used tampon your no longer good
Underbite Trollfine fine fine you win dude. ill admit that your trolling is impressive no lie about that. how did you get so good at trolling my brother?
Silverwell lately ive been reading alot of troll fight's on facebook and shit like that. it turns out reading is good hard to believe
Silveralright ill be leaving now
Underbite Trollwear that mask with pride
Silvereat dick
Markusman hes cool
Fuddso how did you get so good at trolling anyways ?
Silverwell unlike shadow said i am the smart guy. im not like shadow i dont act out of anger and impulse. i research alot and actually plan and i have back up plans if my plan goes south
Silveri researched. shadow and the rest of them was coming up with there plan in like one sitting. i actually took time on my plan and my plan is gonna flicking work
Silveralright there's the troll castle where the boss lives
Silverwe will wait here until my friend gets here
Silverthis will be perfect
RobWHAT!!!!!!?
Silvergreat she's here
(Blaze appears.)
Blazehey can you take off that ugly mask i perfer your actual face
Silverheres the first part of the mission.is me going in there to get info im not gonna try to kill someone thats clearly stronger then me like luigi did
Fuddso chick what guys are you into i ask because i need a quick fix on this boner im having
Silverelmer what the fuck man?
Blazeoh you want to know whets my type of guy well ok. i like guys that are colored silver that are cool and that needs to grow some balls and tell me bow they feel already
Silver... really?
RobWHAT!!?
Fudddude i think shes talking about me
Silverhow the fuck is she talking about you? your not silver and shes never met you before dumb fuck
Fuddsilver you worry to much its not like i want a relationship. oh you should be going
Silverok ill be back after i learn some more about these trolls. by sneaking in there castle
Blazeis there somethin➞
➞g you
want to
tell me?
Silverummm m..... no
Fuddshe so wants my shot gun inside of her
RobWHAT!!!?
Silverfuck im such a pussy. i should of said something.. you pussy
Silveri mean shit she pretty much told me she new my feelings and just wanted me to be a man and all i do is be a pussy face ahhh
Fudd or Blazewe can hear what your saying
Silveroh shit no you cant ummm
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Silverok i just got to keep my mind off the embarrassment and keep my mind on this task
Silverhmmm this might take awhile this place is really big
Alexdam troll face is fucked up
Alexi mean even for me that's just to much. troll face keeping luigi's body as a sex toy
Silverwhy is he smoking the cigarette backwords?
Silverthis is a good spot
Silveroh this room looks like its top secret
Silverjack pot..
Heimerdingermmm..
Heimerdingerwho are you? what are you doing in here?
Silverwho are you? and why are you chained up in here?
Heimerdingerthere forcing me to build weapons here and there after my two friends as well.. its not good for you to be here, that mask wont help you in here. they will kill you if they find you here. mask or not
Silver what exactly are you building here?
Heimerdinger im building a robot army for them. nowhidequick i here someone coming
Troll King how is it going was you able to copy the design from the robots body?
Troll Kingyou need to hurry up with the testing so you can get started making the troll bots
Heimerdinger if i had some workers . this would be so much faster
(Troll King brings Emerl's parts.)
Hindosure we have a problem.we found egg man as you asked but he's dead
Troll Kingshit this isn't good. we can't do it with out all 3 of them.
Heimerdinger no this can't be. he was supose to break me out of here
Troll Kingthis may not work but bring his body here now
Hindowe are already a head of you
Garryhere's his body
Silveri remember him
(Flashback to Garry after being burned by Emerl's copied-fire beam move.)
Garrystop laughing!!
(Eggman's body is dropped.)
Troll King make him a android heimerdinger
Heimerdingeri cant make a dead person a android. i can't rise the dead im not god. even if i could make him a android he wouldn't be egg man. he would be would a dumb robot
Heimerdingerthis task is impossible for anyone. i might be a genius but i cant do this
Troll Kingshit. who ever killed egg man really fucked up my plans
(Silver steps on a wrench.)
Troll Kingwho's there?
Silvershit..
Heimerdingerhurry get out of here
(Heimerdinger throws a wrench at Troll King.)
Silvershit which way do i go
Silvergreat there's my exit
Silverout the window it is
(Silver leaps out the window using his powers.)
Troll Kinggo after who ever that mask person was now damnit. no one must know of this room
Hindoyes sir
Troll King your lucky i need you or i would slaughter you right now.. who the fuck was that!!!
Heimerdingereven if i knew i wouldn't tell you
Troll Kingcut off his leg
(The locks holding Heimerdinger's legs are pulled, tearing off one of his legs.)
HeimerdingerAHHHHH!!
Troll Kingand who ever was the dumbass that forgot to lock the door. im gonna fuck you up
Silverthose retards should probably get rid of that window next time but it does hurt bit
Blazesilver seems to be in a rush
Fuddi dont know why? oh maybe he's having a race with the group of people behind him
Silvereveryone run!!!
Silverwe got to hurry now
(Rob runs towards the troll.)
Silverdude your going the wrong way
Robgo ahead ill be right there.. ill hold them off
(Rob braces himself as a group of trolls apppear.)
Alexreally?
RobUnrelenting Force!!!!
RobAHHHH!!
Alexwhat the fuck?
(Varic is blown back. Rob prepares to leap.)
Alexholy shit he's dragonborn
(Rob jumps into the air.)
Robfire breath!!!!
(Rob breathes fire onto the trolls, incinerating two of them. The rest run.)
Silverdamnit i can't turn my back on a teammate like shadow.
Fuddok lets kick some balls
Silverblaze stay back i dont want anything to happen to you
(Silver uses his powers on rocks to launch them towards the trolls.)
RobFROST BREATH!!!!
RobAHHHH!!
(Fish and Pork are frozen in place.)
Fuddhere take the power of my 2nd cock
(Fudd headshots a troll.)
Fuddi blew off his head with my man juice haha
Alexahhh i remember who you are now.silver hows your hand treating you?
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Silverfuck you trolls i haven't seen one dam girl in your faggot group of your's. so why dont you shut your faggot mouth about me. you fucking group offags that are all gay and just call other people gay because you just want to suck our fucking cocks you faggot's
(Alex is surprised as he is lifted into the air by Silver's powers.)
Alex what the fuck?
Alexdamnit i can't move?
Silverill give you room to talk shit about people when you trolls actually get a fucking life
(Alex is tossed across the landscape.)
Silver i think you trolls are a bunch of looser's and guess what? i actually got room to talk.. i dont get why trolls aren't the ones being trolled?there the bigest looser's
Alexshut your fucking mouth
Alexyou dont know shit about trolls
Alexyou know nothing!! about us
Silverand i dont care to and you can't lay one dam fingure on me
Alex oh yes i can. you are running out of mana i can see that clear as day
(Silver stares at his hand.)
Alexit looks like my back up has arrived
Alex there over here!!
Silverhmmm there gonna keep on coming this changes my plans alittle bit
Silveroh shit!!
(Troll King appears behind Alex.)
Silverthe boss is here we got to get the fuck out of here now!!
Fuddpeace bitches
(Fudd shoots a smoke bomb from his shotgun.)
Alexdamnit it's a smoke screan . go after them now there escaping
Silverhmm there smart enough to not face me
(The smoke clears, revealing that Silver has escaped.)
Alexthey wont be able to stay hidden in this city for to long.sir i got something i need to tell you
Alexsir one of the people in silver's group is a dragonborn its the human in the group
Troll Kingdragonborn? but i thought we wiped them all out years ago?
Troll Kingthere's only one other person i can think of thats dragonborn and hes well you know....
(The Man from Pacman's flashback is encased in ice. Heimerdinger is also seen making a robotic leg for himself.)
Narroratorthe ice chamber's
Narroratormean while
Silversigh..... dam that was one hell of a run i think we lost them for now
Silverok they know we have troll mask on and they will expect us to have them on so elmer take your's off. it will be harder to find us with out them mask on sigh dam that was one hell of a run i think we lost them for now
Fuddoh ok i was starting to like this mask but ok
Fuddwhere the mask go? i didn't want to loose it?
Silveralright lets go
Silverwhat the fuck?
Trollawesome
Underbite Trollim telling you guys this dude was the best troll i have ever seen. he is legendary man
Silverok put your mask's back on
Underbite Trollok that will be 5 bucks for the legendary mask of the legend. i mean every time i think of how awesome he is and how good at trolling he is i cum in my pants
Silveri got a idea follow me
Underbite Trolland he was like tampon and i was like no way hahahh it was super killer
Silverhey!!
Underbite Trollomg hey its you
Robwhat!!?
Silverhey me and my friends actually need somewhere to crash for awhile
Underbite Trollsure man
Narroratormean while
Shadowno that wont work
Bowseryour right he would get out of that
Shadowok any other idea's?
Teemowell if we do plan to defeat mario bowser needs to make a list of all mario's powers
Bowserill get that started
Hulki know mario is a problem but we also need to get the trolls to
Knucklesvictor told me about sonic
Knuckleswe went to sonic's body and the trolls took it away
Knucklesso sonic being dead and all. does that mean amy is single now?
Shadowreally dude? sonic hasn't even been dead that long and your gonna be that guy. you dick
Knucklesey i would be helping sonic and amy out. i know sonic wouldn't want amy to be alone and i can comfort her in her time of need and if im lucky ill help my self out to. its a win win
Shadowwhat ever i dont have time for this. go away
Knuckles dude i have a plan to stop the trolls once and for all and this may sound stupid but follow me with it. ok you know that teemo is able to get penta kills. so why dont we put him in a cannon and shoot him into the trolls base where ever it is and let him kill all of them.its so perfect that it can't go wrong
Shadowyou know what knuckle's that doesn't sound stupid at all.. it is fucking stupid
Teemoi think its the best plan i have ever heard in my life
Shadowof course you do the plan has to do with you!! man this plan is retarded
Shadowfuck it.go ahead but im not gonna waste my time doing your dumb plan's.im gonna keep on working on a real plan
Knucklesshadow you will thank me when this plan work's. hulk bring that canan over here. it's right there
Shadowhow's that list going bowser
Bowser im still working on it shadow he has alot of power's
Knucklesright there would be good
(Hulk drops the canan.)
Knucklesalright teemo get in the cannon
Vectorlisten to me knuckle's there is 0% chance of this working. your just gonna kill teemo
Shadowif we had bullets for this cannon i would shoot you in the face for coming up with such a retarded idea
Knucklesyour just mad you didn't come up with it first
Teemohell yeah!!!
Vectorno were not!! your being stupid right now knuckle's
(Teemo is launched from the canan.)
Knuckles wow he's flying like crazy this is so gonna work
TeemoYAAAY!!!!!
Teemo wait how is this gonna work if knuckle's doesn't even know where the trolls are?
(Teemo crashes into a mountain.)
Knucklesoops im so sorry i didn't mean for that to happen? ahhh sorry teemo
Knucklesok guys i know i fucked up but i know i can make up for it with a even better plan that wont get anyone else killed
Shadowno more of your plans
Knuckles shadow trust me this plan will be better because im gonna smoke my smart weed. im smarter when im high..
Vectorknuckles no.. no more
Knuckles ok ill be back after i smoke acouple blunts
Narroratormean whie
Troll Kingso how was your trolling spree pori?
Porii got those noobs good
Hindosir mario is out side the town calling you out
Troll Kingbring me there
Alexhes over there sir
Troll Kingno one will jump in this fight he's mine
Marioim gonna finish what me and luigi started