chapter 25: Wicked Influence/Script

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"Damn.. I JUST WANT THIS TO BE OVER!!"
—Garry
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Previous: Chapter 24: Coyote's Wrath/Script

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Page 0.1

(A recreation of chapter 11. There are a lot of happy people)

VegetaI'm going to destroy them all!!

(Vegeta jumps in the air and starts floating)

VegetaPrepare to die!!

NarroratorGalick Gum!!

(Vegeta turns into a monkey and uses Galick Gum)

VegetaYayayayaaaahhhhhh.

Innocent childTake a gander yonder, a monkey with a mullet! Huzzah!!

(Vegeta destroys the village with Galick Gum}}

TrunksPapa Daddy, you slaughtered some Floridians! The gators will go hungry tonight!

VegetaHush now, their driving capabilities would have done the same in time..

VegetaThis is all apart of the plan, beloved child... There are simply too many gators, and the world would be better off it they were all dead or in cages.. We can also torture them by making watch episodes of Honey Boo Boo..

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ShadowWe have all these balls.. Make a wish!

Vector..We wouldn't need this dragon, if Knuckles didn't kill Teemo..

KnucklesWeed...

ShadowFuck you, Knuckles..

BowserWe get to see the dwaggie!! Yay!!

HulkHey, I've got a question!!

NarroratorQuit hiding behind those balls, Shenron!!

(Shenron comes out of the balls)

VectorEww.. What's wrong with that dragon's face!?

Shenron...My name is Sharon Osbourne, uhh.. I mean Shere Khan? No, fuck.. Uhh...? Kaio-shin? Shit, Tien Shinhan.. Fuck, uhh i mean Shinichiro Ohta... Shino, Shikamaru? Damn it, It's uhh... Chafe Shape Shifter, it's.. God damn it, why can't i fucking remember!!??!?.. GOD DAMN IT!!! FUUUUUCK!!! FUUUUUCK!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!

ShadowIs it Shenron?...

ShenronYes, it's Shenron..

PacmanHoly Shit! Wakka, i thought the dragon's balls were a myth.. Wakka, wakka!!..

HulkI have a question, more of a wish i suppose..

HulkCan i finally do something in this comic?

Hulk..Other than throw a giant rock?..

ShenronWish granted!!

HulkOh thank God!!..

ShadowYou know you didn't need a wish for that, you fucking retard!! You could have just stopped being so lazy fucking did something!!

VectorShadow, you should wish for all of the Trolls to die.. Then we would win.. Of coures, there always seems to be an unrealistic limitation, preventing us from magically committing murder..

ShadowYeah.. It makes less sense to bring someone back from the dead..

VectorUnless, there's some kind of afterlife that records the soul, body and mind of each existing individual in some kind of spiritual databank.. Or copying everything they were and pasting that son of a bitch in a different realm or planet..

(Shadow gives two middle fingers)

ShadowYeah, otherwise.. the only other way would be to use some kind of clairvoyant time magic, to visually or mentally reverse time enough to capture a person as they were, right before they died.. And then, you know.. Either recreate them off to who the magic user/i guess necromancer gathered from character profiling during their time vision scenario, or has some kind of spell that capture who they were, in the flesh, and then pulls them out of time and space all together.. And then just, throws that mother fucker out of a portal to whoever wished for it..

VectorThat makes no fucking sense..

ShadowWait...

Shadow..Why would they grant a wish for free in the first place? What do they get out of it?

Knuckles...Maybe it requires some of our soul in order to have them grant our wish.. I think that's how Vodun works.. It usually takes something from the one who is practicing the ritual? I don't know.. Better not dip our hands in it too far, i knew someone who was given cancer from playing with magic, not knowing what she was getting into...

KnucklesBesides, do we really want Teemo to come back to life? I didn't think i needed to explain why i shot him out of the cannon... Lol.

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VectorI don't know, i like my theory better...

BowserDwaggies are so cool

Shenron..Uhh hey guys, please just request two more wishes... Don't overthink it, it's gonna be fine i promise.. Just don't wish for panties please

Shadow..Do we fucking look like pigs to you?

ShadowAlright, we know what we're going to wish for..

VectorHuh?.. We do?..

ShadowWe wish Teemo, and William were brought back to life.. That's all, not Sonic, not anyone else.. Fuck them!..

VectorSeriously? Fuck you, Shadow..

ShenronYour wish has been granted!..

(Teemo has now come back to life)

TeemoThanks guys..

VectorNo problem man! It's just nice to see you again, Bud!..

(..Bam!.. Shadow has pulled out a gun and have shot Teemo in the head)

ShadowDie again, mother fucker!!

Hulk..Woah.. I think it's safe to say, he's dead..

Knuckles..Bro, not cool..

Vector..What the fuck, man!?

ShadowFuck you, Teemo!..

Vector...You just wasted a wish!!

ShadowTotally worth it..

Shadow..And trust me, everything i do from this point on? You'll never see coming.. Hahaha!!..

(William has now come back to life)

Pacman..I missed you, old friend...

(Pacman and William hug)

NarroratorBRO HUG!!

ShadowThanks for the wishes, bitch.. Now get your stank ass out of our sights or I'll kill you!!

Shenron..Well, since you undid one of the wishes..... I stil owe you a third wish.. What might this one be?

ShadowWe wish for all of the Trolls and Mario to...

Vector (Thinking)Please say, you'll wish them all to be dead!!

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ShadowTo be, dickless..

VectorNooooo!!

ShadowWhy? Your feeble mind might be asking.. Because they don't deserve to have a dick! Hahahahaha!!

NarroratorMean

NarroratorWhile

NarroratorBack

NarroratorTo

NarroratorMario V

Narrorators Troll King

(Cut to Mario and Troll King fighting)

Troll King..What's next?..

(Mario pulls out a boomerang)

Troll KingReally, Mario!?.. A boomerang? How is that going to kill me!? Is the primitive survival tool that's made out of wood gonig to give me a splinter? Is it gonig to some how chop off my head!?..

Troll KingDon't you know by now!? My fists are harder then titanium alloy, harder then sandstone..

MarioWait a sec..

(Mario pulls down his pants)

Troll KingEw!! What the fuck are you doing!? Don't pull your pants down!!

Mario...AHHHHHHHH!!...

Troll king...AHHHHHHHH!!...

(Mario and Troll King sees that Mario is dickless)

Shadow (Flashback)We have all these balls.. Make a wish!

Mario...Where's my dick!? ...AHHHHHHHH!!...

Troll King..What the fuck!! ...AHHHHHHHH!!...

Mario...AHHHHHHHH!!...

Troll King...Wait, no....

(Troll King pulls down his pants to see he’s also dickless)

Troll King...AHHHHHHHH!!... Where's my dick!?...

Mario and Troll king...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!...

Page 1

(Mew Two is floating in space)

Mew Two...From the first moment i was disgarded from that madman, Eggman.. Apparently for being a failed experiment...

Mew TwoI've been drifting in the cosmos, in search of a purpose.. It's been so long, just to find nothing!..

Mew Two.. What am i? Why did i survive?

Mew TwoWhat is this existence?.. What was created from nothing, that developed into what we are now?

Mew Two.. How can something be formed from nothing

Mew TwoWhy can i not find an answer!?

Mew Two.. Perhaps, all i am meant to be is a creature soaring through the universe, searing for I am meant to be..

Mew Two.. Perhaps, i shouldn't search..

Mew TwoPerhaps, i am not suppose to exist at all..

(A big pink orb has appeared)

Page 2

Mew TwoHm!?

Mew Two..I sense a strange presence!

(Zaygar appears from the pink orb and starts shooting from his arm cannon)

(Mew Two is put into a pink ball after getting hit by balls)

Mew Two...

(Mew Two is trying to get out of the pink ball)

Mew Two..What is this? ..What are you!?

(Zaygar goes back into the big pink orb)

Mew TwoWhat is happening!? I don't understand!

(Mew Two gets sucked into the pink orb which is now turning a dark purple)

Page 3

NarroratorThree Years Ago.

(Cut to what seems to be a bar)

(Narrorator is siting next to the counter with a beer bottle next to him)

Narrorator...

M-13Another one?

Narrorator..Sure..

(M-13 is pouring beer in to the beer bottle that was next to Narrorator)

Narrorator (Thinking)...Man, i can't believe I've been replaced... And by someone so stiff, and who doesn't play around with the Meanwhile's in a comedic fasion...

Narrorator (Thinking)...I need to find a way to make a comeback and get my life back...

Narrorator (Thinking)..First, I'm going to enjoy myself with what little money i have left..

Narrorator (Thinking)..God, i miss my ex.. Having some pussy was so nice..

(Cut to Dorothy standing next to a door way)

Dorothy (Thinking).. What is taking so long?

(Cut to Spongebob and Patrick sitting together. Spongebob appears angered.)

Page 4

Patrick..Do you really believe she could help us?..

Spongebob..Stop questioning it.. She comes highly recommended.. My sources say that she's not even from this world, she comes from a planet called Hallow's End..

Parrick..Right, so she named the Inn after her planet? Is she an alien? I heard the rumors too but that doesn't mean it's true..

Spongebob..Believe whatever you want, but i trust my sources.. If it bothers you so much, then leave..

Patrick..You know why I'm here.. I don't want to hear you say that again, I'm not leaving your side... I followed you into this foreign land and I'll follow you into the depts of hell.. But this is.... I don't know if i like what we're doing here, And Sandy wouldn't agree with any of this..

Spongebob...So what, you believe we should turn back then?..

Patrick...I just don't want you to lose yourself in search of revenge..

Spongebob...Yeah? That's humorous, you must not have cared about her then..

Patrick...Why would you say that to me!?... She was like a sister to me!..

(Patrick starts crying)

(Spongebob starts crying)

Spongebob...

Spongebob... I didn't mean that, forgive me..

Page 5

(Cut back to Dorothy standing next to a door way)

Dorothy..Sigh..

(Cut to Ms. Frizzle and Saralite sitting together in Saralite's room)

Saralite.. I am sorry for you, i don't mean to waste your life... The potion is not brewed fully...

Ms. Frizzle..Ok, i don't have much time so please hurry.. And i hate to be pushy, but did you find Arthur?.. Please tell me you did, i don't know if i can handle anymore bad news...

Saralite..This boy you are looking for, he is hiding... Gaining power, to murder a man named...

Saralite...Troll... Trollface?..

Ms. Frizzle..I know this much, Dear.. I need to know where he is located...

Saralite..Yes, he is in Cocoa Jungle.. But you will not find him without much devotion...

Ms. Frizzle..I see...

Saralite...Can i ask you much?.. I will make it fully, but why is it you need this potion? I ask because it is not easy to brew...

Ms. Frizzle..I need it to kill someone who has taken control over a close friend and student of mine... To free him, you understand?

Saralite.. To kill a bad man?...

Ms. FrizzleYes, to kill a very bad man... I'm paying you a fortune, what dose it matter what it's for, Dear?

Saralite..Okay...

Ms. Frizzle..Ok? When will it be ready Please, i need to know..

Saralite..It will be done soon... Come back later...

Ms. Frizzle..Okay, i will be back soon.. Time is important, please keep that in mind.

Ms. Frizzle..I'll be back in one week.. If you haven't finished it by then? I'm afraid i may take my money elsewhere, Dear..

Saralite..I understand..

Ms. Frizzle (Thinking)..Hmm... She is hard to read, no body language... I can't tell if she's telling the truth or not.. She might be dangerous,

Ms. Frizzle (Thinking)and the potion she is making for us might be poisonous.. Can i really trust in it? I don't even know what it is supposed to do... And she doesn't expain herself thoroughly..

Saralite..You shouldn't worry about me or my potion, it will not harm you.

(Ms. Frizzle is shocked)

Page 6

(Cut back to Spongebob and Patrick. What seems to be two trolls appear.)

VagenessGo, go do it!..

Hailyon..No way man, that's just really mean.. You might hurt its feelings.. You should never make fun of anything, unless they're a manly woman, gay black guy or an ugly disfigured animal..

Vageness..Come on man, don't be a pussy! Go over there, just like we've rehearsed!.. It will be so freakin wicked dude!!

Hailyon...Ok fine.. Spot pressuring me, man..

Vageness..Hurry, let's do this!

(Vageness and Hailyon walks over to Spongebob and Patrick. Patrick turns around and look at Vageness and Hailyon. Vageness pulls out a gray sand guitar)

Vageness and Hailyon (singing)When Big Larry came around just to put him down..

Vageness and Hailyon (singing)Spongebob turned into a clown..

(Spongebob is getting angry)

Vageness and Hailyon (singing)And no girl ever wants to dance..

Vageness and Hailyon (singing)With a fool who went and, ripped his pants..

(Spongebob and Patrick are now standing up)

Spongebob..Shut the fuck up!! ...That was ages ago!!..

Vageness..lolz, lmfaO, Rofl, that was freakin sick man..

Hailyon..I don't even know what gender, race or species he is, hahahaha!.

Hailyon...Hahahaha!! So worth it dude..

(Vageness leaves the gray sand guitar behind broken)

Page 7

(Cut back to Dorothy next to the door way) (Ms. Frizzle walks out of the door way)

Ms. Frizzle...Let's go, it isn't ready yet.. We have to come back in on week..

Dorothy..What about?...

Ms. Frizzle...She could only give me a vague answer on where Arthur's being kept..

Dorothy..Oh..

Ms. Frizzle..Don't worry, Dear.. We will find him ourselves.. We know of the area, now we just need to put in a long search.. We won't give up until we free him!..

(Dorothy is now smiling)

Ms. FrizzleCome, let's be on our way!

(Ms. Frizzle and Dorothy walks away) (Cut back to Spongebob and Patrick) (M-13 Appears)

M-13Excuse me, Lady Saralite will now see you

SponebobAbout time...

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(Spongebob and Patrick walk into Saralite's room)

Saraliteplease, sit.

(Spongebob and Patrick takes a seat)

SaraliteWhat is it you desire?

Spongebob..We've heard many rumors about this place, and what you are able to do.. I need to know, are they true?

PatrickSpongebob, beware! There is a strange feeling in the air!

(Spongebob and Patrick are staring a Saralite)

Spongebob..Someone who i once held as a brother at haert, murdered my wife and children out of envy....

Patrick..Spongebob, wait..

Spongebob..Like the coward he is, he left our homeland after.. We've tracked him to West Troll City and discovered that he had joined the Troll army.. He is untouchable... At least, as of our current capabilities..

Spongebob..I must hunt this murderer down, and bring him back to my homeland to suffer for for his actions.. But, for me to succeed in my mission, i must become far stronger.. If the rumors are true, then I've come to the right place...

SaraliteYou have.

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(Saralite starts glowing a purple aura) (Spongebob and Patrick are shocked)

Patrick...

SaraliteI AM SPEAKING TO YOUR MIND

SaraliteI WILL REFUSE TO GIVE WHAT YOU SEEK, YOU MUST GIVE YOUR FULL PASSION

SaraliteYOU DESIRE BLOOD, I DESIRE WEALTH. TO QUENCH WHAT I DESIRE, I MUCH NEED A BELOVED SOUL

(Spngebob and Patrick are scared)

SaraliteGIVE ME YOUR COMPANION'S SOUL!

Patrick (Thinking)WHAT IS HAPPENING?

SaraliteA LOVED ONE MUST CONSENT!

SaraliteANSWER NOW!!

Spongebob...DO IT...

(Patrick jumps out of his seat and runs towards Saralite)

PatrickFIRE BALL JUTSU

(Patrick starts breathing fire)

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(Saralite absorbs the fire from her eyes, nose and mouth. Patrick falls from the table and lands on the ground. Saralite summons purple spirit strings from the floor and latch onto Patrick's legs and arms, binding him. She then forms a spike out of spirit strings and exhales purple aura onto it.)

PatrickSPONGEBOB!! DON'T LET HER DO THIS!

(Spongebob is scared and covers his eyes)

(Saralite then throws the spike into Patrick's chest and sucks out his soul through his eyes and mouth. The spike returns to Saralite's hand as she grabs it.)

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(Patrick falls to the floor face first. Apparently, there was smok, and it’s going away.)

Spongebob...

Spongebob...Now, give me what you have promised!!

(Saralite takes out a book and opens it)

SaraliteI will open access to my world... You will practice there for a time.. It will make you strong..

Spongebob...How strong!? I paid a lot....

Saralite..It will make you a champion...

SaralitYou will return when it is time, somewhere in this world...

(Saralite opens up a green portal from her book)

Page 12

Spongebob...Are you trying to exile me, so that i may not attempt to come after you for failing to give me your end to the bargain!?

SaraliteEnter or not, or you can leave.

(Spongebob waits for a while. Then he goes into the green portal which closes behind him. Saralite looks a the the spike that she used to claim Patricks soul)

NarroratorIn The Present, Back to Arthur

(Arthur is meditating)

Page 13

(Flashback to when Arthur, his friends and family meet Rage comic faces)

Bitch Please Face / Yao MingBingo! Look what we've found! A whole group of friends and family.. I can't wait to start!

Troll FaceYou can't spell therapeutic withot "Rape" after all.

Bitch Please Face / Yao MingThere's 11 of them, that gives all of us our very own! And when we want some change, just trade so i can have some sweet sloppy seconds..

(From left, to right, the Rage comic Faces group is, Forever Alone Face, PFFFTTTCHH Face (who is doing bunny ears behind Obama), Obama, Jacky Chan Face, Me Gusta Face (who is smiling creepily), Y U NO Face (who is eating a chicken leg), LOL Face (who is giving the bird), Troll Face, Yao Ming, Troll Doll and Poptart Cat.)

Troll FaceMmmm... I like the sound of using your cum as lube..

(David holds a knife.)

David....I don't know who you are, but back off!!..

(Buster, Arthur, Brian, and D.W. are seen scared. The scene then shows Binky, with Muffy and Francine hiding behind him.)

Binky..Guys, i have a really bad feeling....

Forever Alone FaceI call dibs on the Milf, i think she would be nice to cuttle with after.

Y U NO Face...Uhhhhh.. Ahhhhh.... I have such a raging boner right now.. Hmmm.. Dibs on that sexy baby..

Me Gusta Face..I'm goning to see how long i can go without blowing my load, i have a three month stockpile gonig on right now and i want this to be special..

Troll FaceDamn it, i wanted the baby... I'm a nice guy so I'll let you have it, I'll just buttfuck this dog, I'm not even going to use lube, just straight up natural precum.. My balls are empty right now so it's going to be a rough experience for the both of us, you dirty mut whore..

Pal..........?

Bitch Please Face / Yao Ming....Hahahahaha!! Oh my god, hahahahaha.. This is so much fun, it's almost as if we don't do this often.. But it's been so long, that it feels like new again!..

Me Gusta Face (Singing)You let me violate you.. You let me desecrate you.. You let me penetrate you.. You let me complicate you..

PFFFTTTCHH FaceI'm going shove all kinds of objects in their gape... Hold on guys, don't start yet.. Let me plan this out some more...

Troll FaceI'm going to give this dog my special treat.

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NarroratorMoments After

(Arthur is on the floor naked, he’s covered in bruises and blood. He looks up to see Troll Face’s cum on Pal’s body. Arthur tries to reach for Pal)

Arthur..Pal....

Troll Face...Well, i wasn't expecting this to take two and a half hours but like i said, my balls were already empty lol...

(Someone offscreen pulls out a knife and takes it to Arthur's throat. Arthur starts sweating)

Troll FaceNo, leave them two alive. Something tells me that they're special and would truly appreciate our good work here today. I just know they'll carry on, reminiscing often of our masterful technique and pray to the hevens that they were as so lucky to witness and experience it with us.. And it will make me very happy and horny, knowing that someone worthy of our jizz, admires us dearly so..

(Someone offscreen pulls out a knife and takes it to Arthur's throat. Arthur starts crying)

NarroratorBack to the present..

(Arthur can’t take it anymore and he falls to the ground. He’s sweating bullets and crying)

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(The spirit of Ms. Frizzle appears in front of Arthur)

Arthur..Teacher!.. I thought you... I thought you gave up on me....

Ms. FrizzleListen Arthur, the coven has been captured by two sister wiches.. They are extremely powerful.. I beg of you, and i know it is a lot to ask... But please, find a way to save us!...

Arthur...

Ms. FrizzleI know this is so sudden, but you really are our last hope... Our lives are now in your hands, i wish this weren't the situation, Dear...

Ms. FrizzleIf you come, be extremely careful of you will join us here..

Arthur....I will find a way, i just don't know how to balance my limitations here in order to make it happen... I don't even know where you are!... And if he notices strange behavior from me,he will kill D.W!...

Ms. Frizzle...Hell has become our way of life, i know... We shouldn't have made mistakes... And i can't find the answers for us this time...

Ms. Frizzle..It has taken us 2 years to gather the ingredients required to cast a powerful spell to discover your location, but it came at a price... My soul now belongs to Lord Ryzel, whenever i die..

Arthur..You told me never to resort to Ryzel's magic!..

Ms. FrizzleI know, Dear... But we are very desperate, please understand the urgency...

Ms. Frizzle..Another year has passed before we've gathered the ingredients required to cast an astro projection spell..

Ms. Frizzle..We are being held just south of you..

Ms. Frizzle..I can't sustain this spell any longer, so i must go... But before i do, there is something very important to mention.. The reason our coven's been inprisoned, was my fault.. I obtained a divine, other worldly potion, to murder your captor and free you.. To our worse outcome, we couldn't find you....

Ms. Frizzle..These wiches have stolen this potion... You can't allow them to keep it!.. Such potent power in the hands of those who are powerful as they? Dear, i fear them tobe unstoppable.... Fortunately for us all, i have casted a seal spell. When i die, the seal will be broken...

Ms. Frizzle..So Athur, please hurry..

(Cut to Ms. Frizzle and her students, they all look like hobos)

Ms. Frizzle..We're running out of time...

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NarroratorMeanwhile...

(Cut to Rob and Blaze. Coyote's bubble has popped. They’re falling. Rob is trying to catch Blaze.)

Rob (Thinking)...Something must have happened Coyote!...

Rob (Thinking)...I need to grab Blaze!I have to use Unrelenting Force right before we hit the ground, or else...

(Rob has got Blaze, but they’re still falling. But Silver catches them with his psychokinesis)

Silver (Thinking)...Got them just in time, but.... Whenever I dove, I think I landed on a rock and brock one of my ribs!....

RobSilver!...

(Rob is holding Blazenow. Silver stops using his psychokinesis)

RobThank you! I wasn't confident that we would've survived that fall...

Silver...

Silver..What's wrong with Blaze!?...

Rob..She passed out from exhaustion, I think she will be ok..

(Cut to Tom looking at Sylvester’s dead body)

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Tom (Thinking)....My friends...

(Flashback to when Porky committed suicide. Then, cut back to Tom)

Tom...

(Silver picks up Sylvester’s dead body, and Blaze’s unconscious body)

Silver (Thinking)...Carrying Sylvester around has been draining mt mana, and now i have to carry Blaze?...

Silver..Let's go, we need to get to the base before it gets too dark.. I'm sure Coyote can handle himself... Hopefully he will bring Elmer back with him...

SilverOh, i forgot you can't hear me Rob.... Wait, did you respond to my question a minute ago?

Rob...I don't think this is the right time to bring that up..

NarroratorMeanwhile, Back To Coyote

(Coyote is on the ground and he gets up and looks at his hands, He has lost his neutral powers)

Coyote (Thinking)...I'm.... I'm alive!?... How!?...

(Coyote looks at his book which is glowing a lite blue and floating)

Coyote...

(Coyote looks at his book which is glowing a lite blue and floating)

Coyote (Thinking)...Have i been heald by that Guardian, as Demaro was?... And by its own free will?.. I can't believe that it would do such a thing after the battle we had...

Coyote (Thinking)...I can't feel any of my spirit strings... They must have vanished, but... That would mean that i was indeed dead... And that would also suggest that Rob and Blaze fell to their deaths.... Ineed to go retrieve their bodies and return to base...

Coyote (Thinking)....What is going on!?..

(Coyote sees something)

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(Satan appears from behind Coyote, placing his hand on Coyote's shoulder)

SatanYOU WILL LOSE YOUR GIFT

SatanAND DOOM YOUR FRIENDS

SatanEVERYONE YOU CHERISH WILL PERISH YOUR LIFE WILL BE CONSUMED BY ANGUISH

SatanYOU WILL FAIL THEM. YOU CAN'T KEEP TEHM SAFE. SURRENDER TO ME AND I SHALL GRANT YOU MY POWER!

SatanSUBMIT TO ME AS YOUR LORD...

SatanAND YOU WILL HAVE YOUR DARKEST DESIRES

CoyoteNO. I WON'T BE YOUR SLAVE.

SatanYOU DENY ME?

SatanLORD OF HELL LORD OF CURSES LORD OF MISERY

SatanYOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT POWER I WEILD

SatanYOU'RE ALREADY ON THE VERGE OF LOSING YOUR POWER...

SatanALL IT WOULD TAKE IS ONE LITTLE PUSH AND YOU WOULD LOSE YOUR POWER

SatanI KNOW EVERY FEAR YOU CARRY. EVERY NIGHTMARE. IF YOU DON'T SUBMIT TO ME I WILL SEND MY ARMY TO TORMENT ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS.

SatanTHEY WILL BE TORTURED. RAPED I WILL RUIN WHATEVER IS LEFT OF THEIR SOULS!

SatanLOOK AT THE MARKINGS ON YOUR HANDS... YOU'RE ALL BOUND TO ME... I'M ALWAYS HERE. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!

SatanYOUR STRENGTH IS INCREASING AND I GIVE YOU THE CHANCE TO BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE

SatanI CAN TASTE YOUR FEAR

SatanI OWN YOU!

SatanSUBMIT TO MY WILL!

(Coyote starts praying. An angel appears)

EyaelCOYOTE...

EyaelBE NOT AFRAID

(The angel descends and high tens Coyote, replacing the Satanic marks on his hands with the cross)

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(Coyote looks at his hand)

Coyote (Thinking)....Angels and Demons? ...I suppose that it isn't too difficult to believe, after seeing Porky's Spirit, and the souls that has flown out of that guardian...

Coyote (Thinking)...I can feel my emotional limitations again.. It seemed that no matter how angry i got, i couldn't feel the limit... It was as if i was being flared, i couldn't control myself... Perhaps this was all done by that Demon?... The Neutral power seems to be tied to him somehow...

Coyote (Thinking)...The feelings that he made me feel, i never want to feel again....

Coyote (Thinking)..But now? I feel so... lifted, like the stain of dread has left my body...

Coyote (Thinking)...I feel so, light....

(Coyote starts glowing a light yellow)

Coyote (Thinking)...luminance!?..

Coyote (Thinking)...I feel like i can, float...

(Coyote starts floating. He’s miley surprised)

Coyote (Thinking)...So i can levitate with my spirit strings, within? It feel so, effortless...

Coyote (Thinking)..Wow... I can't analyze it, this feeling... It's incredible!.. I need to experiment with this new power as soon as i have the opportunity.. Hmm... I can't get too excited, calm down...

(Troll King has come back and he is pissed)

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(Coyote turns around)

Coyote (Thinking)...I am completely exhausted, i can't fight Troll King right now... I underestimated the Trolls...

Coyote (Thinking)..I'd imagine, he wouldn't have anything to say.. He just wants me dead, i can see it in his eyes...

(Coyote’s book have come to Coyote)

(Coyote starts sweating)

Coyote (Thinking)..I need to flee...

(Troll King used his special move, Coyote is stunned)

(Coyote starts sweating more)

Coyote (Thinking)...Hm!?..

Coyote (Thinking)....I can't move my body...

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Troll KingAHHHH!!

Coyote (Thinking)However...

(Troll King tries to punch Coyote with his normal arm, but Coyote flies up and dodges the punch)

Coyote (Thinking)..I can still levitate with my spirit strings, they aren't apart of my physical body..

(Troll King jumps up into the air towards Coyote)

Coyote (Thinking)..I don't believe I've ever seen anyone leap this high without some kind of special capabilities.. So his muscle mass is the root of his power? But then again.... His abilty still has me frozen, and I can't figure out how to break free of it!.... He isn't just a fighter of brute force!.

Coyote (Thinking)..What else might he has up his sleeves?!...

(Troll King punches Coyote but a shield protects Coyote, making Troll King fall to the ground, but he saves himself by landing on his feet and normal hand. He then uses his robot arm to use Mario’s special move towards Coyote. The fire dissipates as it hits Coyote's shield. Coyote turns around, worried as he escapes.)

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Troll KingLeon, reveal yourself.

(Leon reveals himself)

Troll KingWhat happened here?

Leon..Where do I begin, Boss?...

Troll KingHave your clone draft any remaining fit trolls from the city and bring them here, at once..

Leon and his clone..On it!..

Troll KingNow, tell me everything...

NarroratorMeanwhile.

(Cut to Sinu looking at ruble covered in blood)

Minion...Sir, what do we do about this!?... Kelic was supposed to be protecting the fountain... Where is he?.. We should kill him for this!..

Sinu...

MinionSir!?..

Sinu...Silence!..

(Sinu’s eyes turn purple)

Minion...

Sinu..There was a battle here, Kelic may have been defending the fountain and was killed for it...

(Sinu walks away)

Minion..Sir, there's a church in the distance.. Should we go pay it a visit, ask around? Or kill them..

Sinu..Oh, i like the sound of that... Very much so...

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NarroratorMeanwhile, back to Coyote

(Coyote is floating over Troll City)

Coyote (Thinking)Troll City... This is a foul place, I would be doing the world a great justice in doing what I'm about to do...

Coyote (Thinking)..But at this moment, I am just going to plant a bug in them. I need to keep track of what they're doing at all times, from now on..

(Coyote raises his hands to make ‘bullet spirit strings’ to rain on to Troll City)

Butthole Lips..Oh my God, this will be my first official golden shower!..

Twat Sandwich...Not mine..

Old Man Paper Towel...Vibes come and go you know? You only feel the true thrill of it, just once.. And then? It is gone forever.. From all of my years of living, my advice would be to enjoy every drop of piss.. Really get lost in the salty taste of salt, as the stream hits your tongue... Enjoy it, before the magic dies.... Leaving you with nothing but the stink of shame, and the realization that you should probably drink less soda, and more water...

Twat Sandwich...Words of Life...

(Then, the trolls realize that it’s not pee. It’s something that makes you feel pain)

Butthole Lips...AAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Twat Sandwich......Ahhhhhhhhh!!..... AHHHHHH!!!!... 💞

Old Man Paper Towel...Ehh, I've felt much worse..

Nicolas Gay...Oh my fucking Shrek! WOOOOOOW, OMG!!! OMG!!! The bees are stinging my eyes!!

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Coyote (Thinking)...Shit!.. That took too much out of me, I'm getting really dizzy... I need to find somewhere to land and rest!..

Coyote (Thinking)....I'm about to pass out...

NarroratorMeanwhile...

(Cut to Coyote’s bok, where Garry and Demaro are)

Garry..You fucking piece of ugly cat shit!! You should be dead, not me! You should have died!! I beat you!!...

(Demaro does not say anything)

Garry..Do you really have nothing to say!?...

Demaro...What are you!?..

Garry..I'm a soul, you fucking retard!!.. You got me killed, remember!?...

Demaro...So, I'm alive?..

Garry...I couldn't possibly describe "retared" any clearer. Yes, theat Doge faggot spared your pathetic life... Probably so he can fuck your third eye hole later..

Garry..I wish I could kill you right now!!..

Demaro...Shut up, I need to think..

Garry..You actully believe you have the ability to think!?...

Demaro..I don't have the energy for your trolling garbage right now..

Garry....I fucking hate you!!..

(Some rocks start floating. Garry is confused)

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Garry...I have something in store for you, you sack of uncircumcised baby dicks...

(Demaro sits up)

Demaro (Thinking)...I can't feel his strings anymore, why?...

GarryFuck you, take this!

(Garry tries to punch Demaro in the face, but his hand goes through Demaros face)

Garry..Damn it!!..

DemaroIdiot...

(Garry tries to have a staring contest, but Demaro does not want to, so he turns around. Garry gives him the middle finger on both hands. Coyote is flying through the air in the background)

Demaro (Thinking)..I'm stuck in this prison with Garry, while unable to progress... But since I don't feel any of Coyote's strings inside of my skin, this might be the best time to escape! ...But how am I supposed to get the fuck out of here!?...

(Garry sees Coyote)

GarryWhat the fuck!?..

(Coyote crashes into the ground. Demaro is shocked)

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(Cut to the news)

NarroratorBREAKING NEWS!

News AnchorBreaking News in Troll City!

News AnchorIf the loud noises from a dumbass battle at the dumbass fortress wasn't enough, now we have worm acid rain! That's right! Worms that burn while they crawl in yo ugly ass recently sky piss covered face! We're all going to die!

News AnchorWe are gonig to the streets to ask inhabitants of Troll City of their experiences with this acid rain phenomenon!

(Cut to an interview)

HenryHow did it feel whenever the worm filled acid rain touched your skin?

Bob the TrollIt burn.

HenryWhat happened whenever the worms landed on your body?

Bob the TrollDem crawl.

HenryWould you recommend this experience to anyone in Troll City?

Bob the TrollNah.

(Cut to another interview)

HenryHow did it feel whenever the worm filled acid rain touched your skin?

Home Less Man..What's happening?.. I was sleeping in my own piss and shit and then worms started crawling into my ears.... Not the first time I've had worms of coure, but dang man...

(Cut back to the News Anchor)

News AnchorWe highly encourage you to go to your local Troll City Hospitals for a anal checkup, or otherwise remain indoors.. More news on this emergency soon!.. This broadcast was brought to you by our sponsors!

(Behind the News Anchor, there are some names; El Lolo., Justin Carr., Muffin-Dono., Ryan Kitain., Soggy Wrist., Aubrey., Ellis Stothard. and Puke Fuckem.)

NarroratorBREAKING NEWS!

NarroratorIf we said your name twice then ohwell, fuck you and thank you for supporting our cause. We fucking love you or something

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News anchorWe'll get back to your program right after these messages.

(Cut to Ad)

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NarroratorIf you do, then you'll love Cereal Roulette!

NarroratorYou'll never know what crazy and disturbing things you'll find in your everyday breakfast! Here are real interviews!

(Cut to interviews)

Square Head...Uhh... Yea, i got rocks in mine.. It chipped my tooth, it was a very expensive dentist bill..

Twat SandwichI'm like, pretty confident with my ability to decipher flavors... I'm pretty sure i got cumin mine, and i can tell that they recently ate pineapple..

Captain OlimarI had a dirty crack needle on mine, now I have an std! God, i love Cereal Roulette!

NarroratorYou heard it folks, It's not just rat shit anymore. You're getting the full Mcdonalds treatment now, but in your household breakfast! You can find our brand at your local Troll City Super Market!

(Cut back to the News)

News AnchorAnd now, back to Racial Shenanigans.

(Cut to a redneck next to a Ford)

Redneck John..We live in a day and age where it's considered progressive to put a damn negro baby on the box of diapers... What the hell is wrong with the world!?...

(Smoke-n-Token appears)

Redneck John..Oh shit, i didn't mean anything by what i said Sir..

Smoke-n-TokenWhat you say about my wife!?..

Redneck John...What?..

(Smoke-n-Token grabs Redneck John by his shirt)

Smoke-n-TokenYou looking at my wife!?

Redneck John..I don't even..

Smoke-n-TokenHUH!!?..

Redneck JohnLook man, I don't want any troble..

(Smoke-n-Token kicks Redneck John in the balls and then in the face)

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NarroratorMeanwhile...

(Cut to the feet of Boyfriend)

BoyfriendHey shithead! Beep boop, suck my dick, asshole!

(Hulk, offscreen, throws a boulder and Boyfriend dies)

HulkGod... What an annoying midget, I hate short people...

NarroratorMeanwhile, In the Underworld.

(Cut to Satan sitting in a pile of dust. A skeleton like demon is pulling a chain around Hindos neck who is naked)

JackalLord Satan, Hindo. As you have requested.

SatanSend him to the mines for refinement.

JackalBy your command, Lord.

SatanYou will know of our struggle...

Satanthen you shall serve me!

(Hindo is shocked)