The Troll Slaiyers
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The Troll Slaiyers are a group formed by Shadow to fight The Trolls.
History
The Awesome Fucking Plan
Shadow established the Troll Slaiyers in Chapter 2: trolls attack as backup for Silver after he was trolled by Alex. The original members gathered by Mario and Luigi were chosen for the group because they each had their own unique way to prevent themselves from being trolled, thus giving them an advantage when fighting trolls. Their initial course of action was the Awesome Fucking Plan, which failed spectacularly.
The Awesome Fucking Plan (referred to as the Fucking Awesome Plan by Hulk) is a fake Justen Beaver concert suggested by Luigi to lure all the trolls into a stadium, ready to troll Beaver, only for the Slaiyers to detonate the stadium, killing them all. However, little do the they know that this is just a ploy invented by Mario to convince The Trolls that Luigi is on their side when he inevitably betrays them. Mario and Luigi accomplish this by informing the Trolls that Bugs is part of the Troll Slaiyers, causing them to kidnap Daffy and use him as a hostage.
The building of the venue the concert takes place at as goes as planned (with financial assistance from Coyote in return for Shadow, Knuckles, and Bugs helping him kill the Road Runner) and the trolls fill up the stadium in preparation to troll Beaver, but the plan goes awry when Alex, a high ranking Troll officer, reveals that they've taken Daffy as a hostage. Fudd also shows up to kill Bugs and Daffy, but due to his stupidity Shadow is easily able to convince him to join their side.
Luigi admits that he was the one who informed Alex of the plan as he fights Mario in a staged battle, which Mario loses on purpose. As Luigi is about to deliver the final blow, Shadow murders Daffy and threatens to detonate the stadium and kill everyone unless the trolls the Troll Slaiyers to leave with Mario. Bugs, distraught by the loss of his lover Daffy, takes the detonator from Shadow and destroys it, but this greatly angers Shadow who shoots Bugs and proceeds to unload a full clip of bullets into the head of his corpse, turning his brains into mush. The Troll Slaiyers are eventually forced to retreat when Garry arrives and assists Alex and Luigi with backup.
In Chapter 6, Silver reveals that the failure of the Awesome Fucking Plan is what motivated him and Rob to leave the group, with Fudd following them.
Members
Every member has their own nickname given to them by Shadow.
Original Members
| Name | Nickname | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Shadow | the awesome | |
| Hulk | the power | |
| Bugs | the gay | Died in Chapter 3 |
| Teemo | the bastard | |
| Rob | the guy with no ears | Left group in Chapter 3 (off-screen) |
| Mario | the fire power | Betrayed group in Chapter 5 |
| Luigi | the sissy | Betrayed group in Chapter 3, died in Chapter 5 |
| Silver | the money guy | Left group in Chapter 3 (off-screen) |
The only members of the original Troll Slaiyers who remained after the Awesome Fucking Plan were Shadow, Hulk, and Teemo. Mario and Luigi double-crossed the Slaiyers (the latter also being killed by the Troll King), Bugs was murdered by Shadow, and Rob and Silver abandoned the group.
New Members
| Name | Nickname | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Shadow | The awesome | Founding member |
| Hulk | THE POWER | Founding member |
| Teemo | The annoying | Founding member |
| Vector | The butt pirate | Joined in Chapter 4 |
| Bowser | The real fire power | Joined in Chapter 5 |
| Foot Ball Player | the retard | Introduced by Teemo in Chapter 15 |
| Pikachu | the rodent | Introduced by Teemo in Chapter 15 |
| Guy | the guy with no name | Introduced by Donkey Kong in Chapter 11 |
| Bounty Hunter | The douche | Hired by Shadow in Chapter 11 |
| Chunky Kong | The fat gay monkey | Introduced by Donkey Kong in Chapter 11. Also has at least two Rambi rhinos. |
| Tiny Kong | the dumb bitch | Introduced by Donkey Kong in Chapter 11 |
Knuckles was temporarily associated with the group from Chapter 10 to Chapter 11, but was never given a nickname. He left after witnessing Shadow murder an entire village that he mistook for a Troll camp. Knuckles's friend Donkey Kong introduced Tiny, Chunky, and Guy to the group, but couldn't join himself as he was too busy trying to make it up to Candy Kong for giving her the clap.