The Troll Slaiyers
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The Troll Slaiyers are a group formed by Shadow to fight The Trolls.
History
Founding
Shadow established the Troll Slaiyers in Chapter 2: trolls attack as backup for Silver after he was trolled by Alex. The original members gathered by Mario and Luigi were chosen for the group because they each had their own unique way to prevent themselves from being trolled, thus giving them an advantage when fighting trolls.
Teemo learned while playing League of Legends that it was pointless to talk back to the trolls, so he just agreed with them, which pissed them off. Bugs figured out that trolls can't troll him if he does "all kinds of stupid and gay shit" like dressing up as a girl and kissing them. Hulk was trolled until he became bigger and stronger than the trolls, which caused them to fear him. Rob has no ears, so he can't hear trolls when they try to troll him.
Their initial hideout was at Bugs' place, where he claimed they would never be found.
The Awesome Fucking Plan
The Awesome Fucking Plan (referred to as the Fucking Awesome Plan by Hulk) was a fake Justen Beaver concert suggested by Luigi to lure all the trolls into a stadium, ready to troll Beaver, only for the Slaiyers to detonate the stadium, killing them all. However, little did they know that this was just part a ploy invented by Mario to convince the Trolls that Luigi was on their side.
The building of the stadium went as planned (with financial assistance from Coyote in return for Shadow, Knuckles, and Bugs helping him kill the Road Runner) and the trolls filled up the venue in preparation to troll Beaver, but the plan went awry when Alex revealed that they took Daffy as a hostage. Fudd also showed up to kill Bugs and Daffy, but due to his stupidity Shadow was easily able to convince him to join the Slaiyers' side.
Luigi admitted that he was the one who tipped off the Trolls that Bugs was part of their team, as he fought Mario in a staged battle, which Mario lost on purpose. As Luigi was about to deliver the final blow, Shadow murdered Daffy and threatened to detonate the stadium and kill everyone unless the trolls allowed the Troll Slaiyers to leave with Mario. Bugs, distraught by the loss of his lover Daffy, took the detonator from Shadow and destroyed it, but this greatly angered Shadow who shot Bugs and proceeded to unload a full clip of bullets into the head of his corpse, turning his brains into mush. With Garry arriving and assisting Alex and Luigi with backup, Shadow, Teemo, and Hulk were forced to retreat back to Bugs' hole, while Silver and Rob decided to leave the team to secretly follow the Trolls back to their headquarters at Troll City, with Fudd joining them.
The Aftermath
Members
Every member has their own nickname given to them by Shadow.
Original Members
| Name | Nickname | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Shadow | the awesome | |
| Hulk | the power | |
| Bugs | the gay | Died in Chapter 3 |
| Teemo | the bastard | |
| Rob | the guy with no ears | Left group in Chapter 3 (off-screen) |
| Mario | the fire power | Betrayed group in Chapter 5 |
| Luigi | the sissy | Betrayed group in Chapter 3, died in Chapter 5 |
| Silver | the money guy | Left group in Chapter 3 (off-screen) |
The only members of the original Troll Slaiyers who remained after the Awesome Fucking Plan were Shadow, Hulk, and Teemo. Mario and Luigi double-crossed the Slaiyers (the latter also being killed by the Troll King), Bugs was murdered by Shadow, and Rob and Silver abandoned the group.
New Members
| Name | Nickname | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Shadow | The awesome | Founding member |
| Hulk | THE POWER | Founding member |
| Teemo | The annoying | Founding member |
| Vector | The butt pirate | Joined in Chapter 4 |
| Bowser | The real fire power | Joined in Chapter 5 |
| Foot Ball Player | the retard | Introduced by Teemo in Chapter 15 |
| Pikachu | the rodent | Introduced by Teemo in Chapter 15 |
| Guy | the guy with no name | Introduced by Donkey Kong in Chapter 11 |
| Bounty Hunter | The douche | Hired by Shadow in Chapter 11 |
| Chunky Kong | The fat gay monkey | Introduced by Donkey Kong in Chapter 11. Also has at least two Rambi rhinos. |
| Tiny Kong | the dumb bitch | Introduced by Donkey Kong in Chapter 11 |
Knuckles was temporarily associated with the group from Chapter 10 to Chapter 11, but was never given a nickname. He left after witnessing Shadow murder an entire village that he mistook for a Troll camp. Knuckles's friend Donkey Kong introduced Tiny, Chunky, and Guy to the group, but couldn't join himself as he was too busy trying to make it up to Candy Kong for giving her the clap.