chapter 25: Wicked Influence/Script

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Stats

• Character count: ~61000
• Character count (no spaces): ~51000
• Character with most lines: Narrorator (38)
• Characters with least lines: Little Timmy, Trunks, Teemo, David, Binky, Forever Alone Face, Y U NO Face, Pal, PFFFTTTCHH Face, Nicolas Gay, Trobo, Square Head, Olimar, Boyfriend, Gene Jorts, Heimerdinger, Ronald (1)

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(A recreation of chapter 11. There are a lot of happy people)

VegetaI'm going to destroy them all!!

(Vegeta jumps in the air and starts floating)

VegetaPrepare to die!!

VegetaGalick Gum!!

(Vegeta turns into a monkey and uses Galick Gum)

VegetaYayayayaaaahhhhhh.

Little TimmyTake a gander yonder, a monkey with a mullet! Huzzah!!

(Vegeta destroys the village with Galick Gum)

TrunksPapa Daddy, you slaughtered some Floridians! The gators will go hungry tonight!

VegetaHush now, their driving capabilities would have done the same in time..

VegetaThis is all apart of the plan, beloved child... There are simply too many gators, and the world would be better off it they were all dead or in cages.. We can also torture them by making watch episodes of Honey Boo Boo..

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ShadowWe have all these balls.. Make a wish!

Vector..We wouldn't need this dragon, if Knuckles didn't kill Teemo..

KnucklesWeed...

ShadowFuck you, Knuckles..

BowserWe get to see the dwaggie!! Yay!!

HulkHey, I've got a question!!

NarroratorQuit hiding behind those balls, Shenron!!

(Shenron comes out of the balls)

VectorEww.. What's wrong with that dragon's face!?

Shenron...My name is Sharon Osbourne, uhh.. I mean Shere Khan? No, fuck.. Uhh...? Kaio-shin? Shit, Tien Shinhan.. Fuck, uhh i mean Shinichiro Ohta... Shino, Shikamaru? Damn it, It's uhh... Chafe Shape Shifter, it's.. God damn it, why can't i fucking remember!!??!?.. GOD DAMN IT!!! FUUUUUCK!!! FUUUUUCK!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!

ShadowIs it Shenron?...

ShenronYes, it's Shenron..

PacmanHoly Shit! Wakka, i thought the dragon's balls were a myth.. Wakka, wakka!!..

HulkI have a question, more of a wish i suppose..

HulkCan i finally do something in this comic?

Hulk..Other than throw a giant rock?..

ShenronWish granted!!

HulkOh thank God!!..

ShadowYou know you didn't need a wish for that, you fucking retard!! You could have just stopped being so lazy fucking did something!!

VectorShadow, you should wish for all of the Trolls to die.. Then we would win.. Of course, there always seems to be an unrealistic limitation, preventing us from magically committing murder..

ShadowYeah.. It makes less sense to bring someone back from the dead..

VectorUnless, there's some kind of afterlife that records the soul, body and mind of each existing individual in some kind of spiritual databank.. Or copying everything they were and pasting that son of a bitch in a different realm or planet..

(Shadow gives two middle fingers)

ShadowYeah, otherwise.. the only other way would be to use some kind of clairvoyant time magic, to visually or mentally reverse time enough to capture a person as they were, right before they died.. And then, you know.. Either recreate them off to who the magic user/i guess necromancer gathered from character profiling during their time vision scenario, or has some kind of spell that capture who they were, in the flesh, and then pulls them out of time and space all together.. And then just, throws that mother fucker out of a portal to whoever wished for it..

VectorThat makes no fucking sense..

ShadowWait...

Shadow..Why would they grant a wish for free in the first place? What do they get out of it?

Knuckles...Maybe it requires some of our soul in order to have them grant our wish.. I think that's how Vodun works.. It usually takes something from the one who is practicing the ritual? I don't know.. Better not dip our hands in it too far, i knew someone who was given cancer from playing with magic, not knowing what she was getting into...

KnucklesBesides, do we really want Teemo to come back to life? I didn't think i needed to explain why i shot him out of the cannon... Lol.

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VectorI don't know, i like my theory better...

BowserDwaggies are so cool

Shenron..Uhh hey guys, please just request two more wishes... Don't overthink it, it's gonna be fine i promise.. Just don't wish for panties please...

Shadow..Do we fucking look like pigs to you?

ShadowAlright, we know what we're going to wish for..

VectorHuh?.. We do?..

ShadowWe wish Teemo, and William were brought back to life.. That's all, not Sonic, not anyone else.. Fuck them!..

VectorSeriously? Fuck you, Shadow..

ShenronYour wish has been granted!..

(Teemo has now come back to life)

TeemoThanks guys..

VectorNo problem man! It's just nice to see you again, Bud!..

(..Bam!.. Shadow pulls out a gun and shoots Teemo in the head)

ShadowDie again, mother fucker!!

Hulk..Woah.. I think it's safe to say, he's dead..

Knuckles..Bro, not cool..

Vector..What the fuck, man!?

ShadowFuck you, Teemo!..

Vector...You just wasted a wish!!

ShadowTotally worth it..

Shadow..And trust me, everything i do from this point on? You'll never see coming.. Hahaha!!..

(William has now come back to life)

Pacman..I missed you, old friend...

(Pacman and William hug)

NarroratorBRO HUG!!

ShadowThanks for the wishes, bitch.. Now get your stank ass out of our sights or I'll kill you!!

Shenron..Well, since you undid one of the wishes..... I stil owe you a third wish.. What might this one be?

ShadowWe wish for all of the Trolls and Mario to...

Vector (Thinking)Please say, you'll wish them all to be dead!!

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ShadowTo be, dickless..

VectorNooooo!!

ShadowWhy? Your feeble mind might be asking.. Because they don't deserve to have a dick! Hahahahaha!!

NarroratorMean

NarroratorWhile

NarroratorBack

NarroratorTo

NarroratorMario V

Narrorators Troll King

(Cut to Mario and Troll King fighting)

Troll King..What's next?..

(Mario pulls out a boomerang)

Troll KingReally, Mario!?.. A boomerang? How is that going to kill me!? Is the primitive survival tool that's made out of wood gonig to give me a splinter? Is it gonig to some how chop off my head!?..

Troll KingDon't you know by now!? My fists are harder then titanium alloy, harder then sandstone..

MarioWait a sec..

(Mario pulls down his pants)

Troll KingEw!! What the fuck are you doing!? Don't pull your pants down!!

Mario...AHHHHHHHH!!...

Troll king...AHHHHHHHH!!...

(Mario and Troll King sees that Mario is dickless)

Shadow (Flashback)We have all these balls.. Make a wish!

Mario...Where's my dick!? ...AHHHHHHHH!!...

Troll King..What the fuck!! ...AHHHHHHHH!!...

Mario...AHHHHHHHH!!...

Troll King...Wait, no....

(Troll King pulls down his pants to see he’s also dickless)

Troll King...AHHHHHHHH!!... Where's my dick!?...

Mario and Troll king...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!...

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(Mew Two is floating in space)

Mew Two...From the first moment i was disgarded from that madman, Eggman.. Apparently for being a failed experiment...

Mew TwoI've been drifting in the cosmos, in search of a purpose.. It's been so long, just to find nothing!..

Mew Two.. What am i? Why did i survive?

Mew TwoWhat is this existence?.. What was created from nothing, that developed into what we are now?

Mew Two.. How can something be formed from nothing

Mew TwoWhy can i not find an answer!?

Mew Two.. Perhaps, all i am meant to be is a creature soaring through the universe, searing for I am meant to be..

Mew Two.. Perhaps, i shouldn't search..

Mew TwoPerhaps, i am not suppose to exist at all..

(A big pink orb has appeared)

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Mew TwoHm!?

Mew Two..I sense a strange presence!

(Zaygar appears from the pink orb and starts shooting from his arm cannon)

(Mew Two is put into a pink ball after getting hit by balls)

Mew Two...

(Mew Two is trying to get out of the pink ball)

Mew Two..What is this? ..What are you!?

(Zaygar goes back into the big pink orb)

Mew TwoWhat is happening!? I don't understand!

(Mew Two gets sucked into the pink orb which is now turning a dark purple)

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NarroratorThree Years Ago.

(Cut to what seems to be a bar)

(Narrorator is siting next to the counter with a beer bottle next to him)

Narrorator...

M-13Another one?

Narrorator..Sure..

(M-13 is pouring beer in to the beer bottle that was next to Narrorator)

Narrorator (Thinking)...Man, i can't believe I've been replaced... And by someone so stiff, and who doesn't play around with the Meanwhile's in a comedic fasion...

Narrorator (Thinking)...I need to find a way to make a comeback and get my life back...

Narrorator (Thinking)..First, I'm going to enjoy myself with what little money i have left..

Narrorator (Thinking)..God, i miss my ex.. Having some pussy was so nice..

(Cut to Dorothy standing next to a door way)

Dorothy (Thinking).. What is taking so long?

(Cut to Spongebob and Patrick sitting together. Spongebob appears angered.)

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Patrick..Do you really believe she could help us?..

Spongebob..Stop questioning it.. She comes highly recommended.. My sources say that she's not even from this world, she comes from a planet called Hallow's End..

Patrick..Right, so she named the Inn after her planet? Is she an alien? I heard the rumors too but that doesn't mean it's true..

Spongebob..Believe whatever you want, but i trust my sources.. If it bothers you so much, then leave..

Patrick..You know why I'm here.. I don't want to hear you say that again, I'm not leaving your side... I followed you into this foreign land and I'll follow you into the depts of hell.. But this is.... I don't know if i like what we're doing here, And Sandy wouldn't agree with any of this..

Spongebob...So what, you believe we should turn back then?..

Patrick...I just don't want you to lose yourself in search of revenge..

Spongebob...Yeah? That's humorous, you must not have cared about her then..

Patrick...Why would you say that to me!?... She was like a sister to me!..

(Patrick starts crying)

(Spongebob starts crying)

Spongebob...

Spongebob... I didn't mean that, forgive me..

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(Cut back to Dorothy standing next to a door way)

Dorothy..Sigh..

(Cut to Ms. Frizzle and Saralite sitting together in Saralite's room)

Saralite.. I am sorry for you, i don't mean to waste your life... The potion is not brewed fully...

Ms. Frizzle..Ok, i don't have much time so please hurry.. And i hate to be pushy, but did you find Arthur?.. Please tell me you did, i don't know if i can handle anymore bad news...

Saralite..This boy you are looking for, he is hiding... Gaining power, to murder a man named...

Saralite...Troll... Trollface?..

Ms. Frizzle..I know this much, Dear.. I need to know where he is located...

Saralite..Yes, he is in Cocoa Jungle.. But you will not find him without much devotion...

Ms. Frizzle..I see...

Saralite...Can i ask you much?.. I will make it fully, but why is it you need this potion? I ask because it is not easy to brew...

Ms. Frizzle..I need it to kill someone who has taken control over a close friend and student of mine... To free him, you understand?

Saralite.. To kill a bad man?...

Ms. FrizzleYes, to kill a very bad man... I'm paying you a fortune, what dose it matter what it's for, Dear?

Saralite..Okay...

Ms. Frizzle..Ok? When will it be ready Please, i need to know..

Saralite..It will be done soon... Come back later...

Ms. Frizzle..Okay, i will be back soon.. Time is important, please keep that in mind.

Ms. Frizzle..I'll be back in one week.. If you haven't finished it by then? I'm afraid i may take my money elsewhere, Dear..

Saralite..I understand..

Ms. Frizzle (Thinking)..Hmm... She is hard to read, no body language... I can't tell if she's telling the truth or not.. She might be dangerous,

Ms. Frizzle (Thinking)and the potion she is making for us might be poisonous.. Can i really trust in it? I don't even know what it is supposed to do... And she doesn't expain herself thoroughly..

Saralite..You shouldn't worry about me or my potion, it will not harm you.

(Ms. Frizzle is shocked)

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(Cut back to Spongebob and Patrick. What seems to be two trolls appear.)

VagenessGo, go do it!..

Hailyon..No way man, that's just really mean.. You might hurt its feelings.. You should never make fun of anything, unless they're a manly woman, gay black guy or an ugly disfigured animal..

Vageness..Come on man, don't be a pussy! Go over there, just like we've rehearsed!.. It will be so freakin wicked dude!!

Hailyon...Ok fine.. Spot pressuring me, man..

Vageness..Hurry, let's do this!

(Vageness and Hailyon walks over to Spongebob and Patrick. Patrick turns around and look at Vageness and Hailyon. Vageness pulls out a gray sand guitar)

Vageness and Hailyon (singing)When Big Larry came around just to put him down..

Vageness and Hailyon (singing)Spongebob turned into a clown..

(Spongebob is getting angry)

Vageness and Hailyon (singing)And no girl ever wants to dance..

Vageness and Hailyon (singing)With a fool who went and, ripped his pants..

(Spongebob and Patrick are now standing up)

Spongebob..Shut the fuck up!! ...That was ages ago!!..

Vageness..lolz, lmfaO, Rofl, that was freakin sick man..

Hailyon..I don't even know what gender, race or species he is, hahahaha!.

Hailyon...Hahahaha!! So worth it dude..

(Vageness leaves the gray sand guitar behind broken)

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(Cut back to Dorothy next to the door way) (Ms. Frizzle walks out of the door way)

Ms. Frizzle...Let's go, it isn't ready yet.. We have to come back in on week..

Dorothy..What about?...

Ms. Frizzle...She could only give me a vague answer on where Arthur's being kept..

Dorothy..Oh..

Ms. Frizzle..Don't worry, Dear.. We will find him ourselves.. We know of the area, now we just need to put in a long search.. We won't give up until we free him!..

(Dorothy is now smiling)

Ms. FrizzleCome, let's be on our way!

(Ms. Frizzle and Dorothy walks away) (Cut back to Spongebob and Patrick) (M-13 Appears)

M-13Excuse me, Lady Saralite will now see you

SponebobAbout time...

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(Spongebob and Patrick walk into Saralite's room)

Saraliteplease, sit.

(Spongebob and Patrick takes a seat)

SaraliteWhat is it you desire?

Spongebob..We've heard many rumors about this place, and what you are able to do.. I need to know, are they true?

PatrickSpongebob, beware! There is a strange feeling in the air!

(Spongebob and Patrick are staring a Saralite)

Spongebob..Someone who i once held as a brother at heart, murdered my wife and children out of envy....

Patrick..Spongebob, wait..

Spongebob..Like the coward he is, he left our homeland after.. We've tracked him to West Troll City and discovered that he had joined the Troll army.. He is untouchable... At least, as of our current capabilities..

Spongebob..I must hunt this murderer down, and bring him back to my homeland to suffer for for his actions.. But, for me to succeed in my mission, i must become far stronger.. If the rumors are true, then I've come to the right place...

SaraliteYou have.

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(Saralite starts glowing a purple aura) (Spongebob and Patrick are shocked)

Patrick...

SaraliteI AM SPEAKING TO YOUR MIND

SaraliteI WILL REFUSE TO GIVE WHAT YOU SEEK, YOU MUST GIVE YOUR FULL PASSION

SaraliteYOU DESIRE BLOOD, I DESIRE WEALTH. TO QUENCH WHAT I DESIRE, I MUCH NEED A BELOVED SOUL

(Spngebob and Patrick are scared)

SaraliteGIVE ME YOUR COMPANION'S SOUL!

Patrick (Thinking)WHAT IS HAPPENING?

SaraliteA LOVED ONE MUST CONSENT!

SaraliteANSWER NOW!!

Spongebob...DO IT...

(Patrick jumps out of his seat and runs towards Saralite)

PatrickFIRE BALL JUTSU

(Patrick starts breathing fire)

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(Saralite absorbs the fire from her eyes, nose and mouth. Patrick falls from the table and lands on the ground. Saralite summons purple spirit strings from the floor and latch onto Patrick's legs and arms, binding him. She then forms a spike out of spirit strings and exhales purple aura onto it.)

PatrickSPONGEBOB!! DON'T LET HER DO THIS!

(Spongebob is scared and covers his eyes)

(Saralite then throws the spike into Patrick's chest and sucks out his soul through his eyes and mouth. The spike returns to Saralite's hand as she grabs it.)

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(Patrick falls to the floor face first. Apparently, there was smoke, and it’s going away.)

Spongebob...

Spongebob...Now, give me what you have promised!!

(Saralite takes out a book and opens it)

SaraliteI will open access to my world... You will practice there for a time.. It will make you strong..

Spongebob...How strong!? I paid a lot....

Saralite..It will make you a champion...

SaralitYou will return when it is time, somewhere in this world...

(Saralite opens up a green portal from her book)

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Spongebob...Are you trying to exile me, so that i may not attempt to come after you for failing to give me your end to the bargain!?

SaraliteEnter or not, or you can leave.

(Spongebob waits for a while. Then he goes into the green portal which closes behind him. Saralite looks a the the spike that she used to claim Patricks soul)

NarroratorIn The Present, Back to Arthur

(Arthur is meditating)

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(Flashback to when Arthur, his friends and family meet Rage comic faces)

Bitch Please Face / Yao MingBingo! Look what we've found! A whole group of friends and family.. I can't wait to start!

Troll FaceYou can't spell therapeutic without "Rape" after all.

Bitch Please Face / Yao MingThere's 11 of them, that gives all of us our very own! And when we want some change, just trade so i can have some sweet sloppy seconds..

(From left, to right, the Rage comic Faces group is, Forever Alone Face, PFFFTTTCHH Face (who is doing bunny ears behind Obama), Obama, Jacky Chan Face, Me Gusta Face (who is smiling creepily), Y U NO Face (who is eating a chicken leg), LOL Face (who is giving the bird), Troll Face, Yao Ming, Troll Doll and Poptart Cat.)

Troll FaceMmmm... I like the sound of using your cum as lube..

(David holds a knife.)

David....I don't know who you are, but back off!!..

(Buster, Arthur, Brian, and D.W. are seen scared. The scene then shows Binky, with Muffy and Francine hiding behind him.)

Binky..Guys, i have a really bad feeling....

Forever Alone FaceI call dibs on the Milf, i think she would be nice to cuttle with after.

Y U NO Face...Uhhhhh.. Ahhhhh.... I have such a raging boner right now.. Hmmm.. Dibs on that sexy baby..

Me Gusta Face..I'm going to see how long i can go without blowing my load, i have a three month stockpile going on right now and i want this to be special..

Troll FaceDamn it, i wanted the baby... I'm a nice guy so I'll let you have it, I'll just buttfuck this dog, I'm not even going to use lube, just straight up natural precum.. My balls are empty right now so it's going to be a rough experience for the both of us, you dirty mut whore..

Pal..........?

Bitch Please Face / Yao Ming....Hahahahaha!! Oh my god, hahahahaha.. This is so much fun, it's almost as if we don't do this often.. But it's been so long, that it feels like new again!..

Me Gusta Face (Singing)You let me violate you.. You let me desecrate you.. You let me penetrate you.. You let me complicate you..

PFFFTTTCHH FaceI'm going shove all kinds of objects in their gape... Hold on guys, don't start yet.. Let me plan this out some more...

Troll FaceI'm going to give this dog my special treat.

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NarroratorMoments After

(Arthur is on the floor naked, he’s covered in bruises and blood. He looks up to see Troll Face’s cum on Pal’s body. Arthur tries to reach for Pal)

Arthur..Pal....

Troll Face...Well, i wasn't expecting this to take two and a half hours but like i said, my balls were already empty lol...

(Someone offscreen pulls out a knife and takes it to Arthur's throat. Arthur starts sweating)

Troll FaceNo, leave them two alive. Something tells me that they're special and would truly appreciate our good work here today. I just know they'll carry on, reminiscing often of our masterful technique and pray to the hevens that they were as so lucky to witness and experience it with us.. And it will make me very happy and horny, knowing that someone worthy of our jizz, admires us dearly so..

(Someone offscreen pulls out a knife and takes it to Arthur's throat. Arthur starts crying)

NarroratorBack to the present..

(Arthur can’t take it anymore and he falls to the ground. He’s sweating bullets and crying)

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(A projection of Ms. Frizzle appears in front of Arthur)

Arthur..Teacher!.. I thought you... I thought you gave up on me....

Ms. FrizzleListen Arthur, the coven has been captured by two sister witches.. They are extremely powerful.. I beg of you, and i know it is a lot to ask... But please, find a way to save us!...

Arthur...

Ms. FrizzleI know this is so sudden, but you really are our last hope... Our lives are now in your hands, i wish this weren't the situation, Dear...

Ms. FrizzleIf you come, be extremely careful or you will join us here..

Arthur....I will find a way, i just don't know how to balance my limitations here in order to make it happen... I don't even know where you are!... And if he notices strange behavior from me,he will kill D.W!...

Ms. Frizzle...Hell has become our way of life, i know... We shouldn't have made mistakes... And i can't find the answers for us this time...

Ms. Frizzle..It has taken us 2 years to gather the ingredients required to cast a powerful spell to discover your location, but it came at a price... My soul now belongs to Lord Ryzel, whenever i die..

Arthur..You told me never to resort to Ryzel's magic!..

Ms. FrizzleI know, Dear... But we are very desperate, please understand the urgency...

Ms. Frizzle..Another year has passed before we've gathered the ingredients required to cast an astro projection spell..

Ms. Frizzle..We are being held just south of you..

Ms. Frizzle..I can't sustain this spell any longer, so i must go... But before i do, there is something very important to mention.. The reason our coven's been inprisoned, was my fault.. I obtained a divine, other worldly potion, to murder your captor and free you.. To our worse outcome, we couldn't find you....

Ms. Frizzle..These witches have stolen this potion... You can't allow them to keep it!.. Such potent power in the hands of those who are powerful as they? Dear, i fear them tobe unstoppable.... Fortunately for us all, i have casted a seal spell. When i die, the seal will be broken...

Ms. Frizzle..So Arthur, please hurry..

(Cut to Ms. Frizzle and her students, they all look like hobos)

Ms. Frizzle..We're running out of time...

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NarroratorMeanwhile...

(Cut to Rob and Blaze. Coyote's bubble has popped. They’re falling. Rob is trying to catch Blaze.)

Rob (Thinking)...Something must have happened to Coyote!...

Rob (Thinking)...I need to grab Blaze!I have to use Unrelenting Force right before we hit the ground, or else...

(Rob has got Blaze, but they’re still falling. But Silver catches them with his psychokinesis)

Silver (Thinking)...Got them just in time, but.... Whenever I dove, I think I landed on a rock and brock one of my ribs!....

RobSilver!...

(Rob is holding Blazenow. Silver stops using his psychokinesis)

RobThank you! I wasn't confident that we would've survived that fall...

Silver...

Silver..What's wrong with Blaze!?...

Rob..She passed out from exhaustion, I think she will be ok..

(Cut to Tom looking at Sylvester’s dead body)

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Tom (Thinking)....My friends...

(Flashback to when Porky committed suicide. Then, cut back to Tom)

Tom...

(Silver picks up Sylvester’s dead body, and Blaze’s unconscious body)

Silver (Thinking)...Carrying Sylvester around has been draining my mana, and now i have to carry Blaze?...

Silver..Let's go, we need to get to the base before it gets too dark.. I'm sure Coyote can handle himself... Hopefully he will bring Elmer back with him...

SilverOh, i forgot you can't hear me Rob.... Wait, did you respond to my question a minute ago?

Rob...I don't think this is the right time to bring that up..

NarroratorMeanwhile, Back To Coyote

(Coyote is on the ground and he gets up and looks at his hands, He has lost his neutral powers)

Coyote (Thinking)...I'm.... I'm alive!?... How!?...

(Coyote looks at his book which is glowing a lite blue and floating)

Coyote...

(Coyote looks at his book which is glowing a lite blue and floating)

Coyote (Thinking)...Have i been healed by that Guardian, as Demaro was?... And by its own free will?.. I can't believe that it would do such a thing after the battle we had...

Coyote (Thinking)...I can't feel any of my spirit strings... They must have vanished, but... That would mean that i was indeed dead... And that would also suggest that Rob and Blaze fell to their deaths.... Ineed to go retrieve their bodies and return to base...

Coyote (Thinking)....What is going on!?..

(Coyote sees something)

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(Satan appears from behind Coyote, placing his hand on Coyote's shoulder)

SatanYOU WILL LOSE YOUR GIFT

SatanAND DOOM YOUR FRIENDS

SatanEVERYONE YOU CHERISH WILL PERISH YOUR LIFE WILL BE CONSUMED BY ANGUISH

SatanYOU WILL FAIL THEM. YOU CAN'T KEEP TEHM SAFE. SURRENDER TO ME AND I SHALL GRANT YOU MY POWER!

SatanSUBMIT TO ME AS YOUR LORD...

SatanAND YOU WILL HAVE YOUR DARKEST DESIRES

CoyoteNO. I WON'T BE YOUR SLAVE.

SatanYOU DENY ME?

SatanLORD OF HELL LORD OF CURSES LORD OF MISERY

SatanYOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT POWER I WEILD

SatanYOU'RE ALREADY ON THE VERGE OF LOSING YOUR POWER...

SatanALL IT WOULD TAKE IS ONE LITTLE PUSH AND YOU WOULD LOSE YOUR POWER

SatanI KNOW EVERY FEAR YOU CARRY. EVERY NIGHTMARE. IF YOU DON'T SUBMIT TO ME I WILL SEND MY ARMY TO TORMENT ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS.

SatanTHEY WILL BE TORTURED. RAPED I WILL RUIN WHATEVER IS LEFT OF THEIR SOULS!

SatanLOOK AT THE MARKINGS ON YOUR HANDS... YOU'RE ALL BOUND TO ME... I'M ALWAYS HERE. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!

SatanYOUR STRENGTH IS INCREASING AND I GIVE YOU THE CHANCE TO BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE

SatanI CAN TASTE YOUR FEAR

SatanI OWN YOU!

SatanSUBMIT TO MY WILL!

(Coyote starts praying. An angel appears)

EyaelCOYOTE...

EyaelBE NOT AFRAID

(The angel descends and high tens Coyote, replacing the Satanic marks on his hands with the cross)

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(Coyote looks at his hand)

Coyote (Thinking)....Angels and Demons? ...I suppose that it isn't too difficult to believe, after seeing Porky's Spirit, and the souls that has flown out of that guardian...

Coyote (Thinking)...I can feel my emotional limitations again.. It seemed that no matter how angry i got, i couldn't feel the limit... It was as if i was being flared, i couldn't control myself... Perhaps this was all done by that Demon?... The Neutral power seems to be tied to him somehow...

Coyote (Thinking)...The feelings that he made me feel, i never want to feel again....

Coyote (Thinking)..But now? I feel so... lifted, like the stain of dread has left my body...

Coyote (Thinking)...I feel so, light....

(Coyote starts glowing a light yellow)

Coyote (Thinking)...luminance!?..

Coyote (Thinking)...I feel like i can, float...

(Coyote starts floating. He’s miley surprised)

Coyote (Thinking)...So i can levitate with my spirit strings, within? It feel so, effortless...

Coyote (Thinking)..Wow... I can't analyze it, this feeling... It's incredible!.. I need to experiment with this new power as soon as i have the opportunity.. Hmm... I can't get too excited, calm down...

(Troll King has come back and he is pissed)

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(Coyote turns around)

Coyote (Thinking)...I am completely exhausted, i can't fight Troll King right now... I underestimated the Trolls...

Coyote (Thinking)..I'd imagine, he wouldn't have anything to say.. He just wants me dead, i can see it in his eyes...

(Coyote’s book have come to Coyote)

(Coyote starts sweating)

Coyote (Thinking)..I need to flee...

(Troll King uses his special muscle weakening move, Coyote is stunned)

(Coyote starts sweating more)

Coyote (Thinking)...Hm!?..

Coyote (Thinking)....I can't move my body...

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Troll KingAHHHH!!

Coyote (Thinking)However...

(Troll King tries to punch Coyote with his normal arm, but Coyote flies up and dodges the punch)

Coyote (Thinking)..I can still levitate with my spirit strings, they aren't apart of my physical body..

(Troll King jumps up into the air towards Coyote)

Coyote (Thinking)..I don't believe I've ever seen anyone leap this high without some kind of special capabilities.. So his muscle mass is the root of his power? But then again.... His abilty still has me frozen, and I can't figure out how to break free of it!.... He isn't just a fighter of brute force!.

Coyote (Thinking)..What else might he has up his sleeves?!...

(Troll King punches Coyote but a shield protects Coyote, making Troll King fall to the ground, but he saves himself by landing on his feet and normal hand. He then uses his robot arm to use Mario’s special move towards Coyote. The fire dissipates as it hits Coyote's shield. Coyote turns around, worried as he escapes.)

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Troll KingLeon, reveal yourself.

(Leon reveals himself)

Troll KingWhat happened here?

Leon..Where do I begin, Boss?...

Troll KingHave your clone draft any remaining fit trolls from the city and bring them here, at once..

Leon and his clone..On it!..

Troll KingNow, tell me everything...

NarroratorMeanwhile.

(Cut to Sinu looking at ruble covered in blood)

Minion...Sir, what do we do about this!?... Kelic was supposed to be protecting the fountain... Where is he?.. We should kill him for this!..

Sinu...

MinionSir!?..

Sinu...Silence!..

(Sinu’s eyes turn purple)

Minion...

Sinu..There was a battle here, Kelic may have been defending the fountain and was killed for it...

(Sinu walks away)

Minion..Sir, there's a church in the distance.. Should we go pay it a visit, ask around? Or kill them..

Sinu..Oh, i like the sound of that... Very much so...

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NarroratorMeanwhile, back to Coyote

(Coyote is floating over Troll City)

Coyote (Thinking)Troll City... This is a foul place, I would be doing the world a great justice in doing what I'm about to do...

Coyote (Thinking)..But at this moment, I am just going to plant a bug in them. I need to keep track of what they're doing at all times, from now on..

(Coyote raises his hands to make ‘bullet spirit strings’ to rain on to Troll City)

Butthole Lips..Oh my God, this will be my first official golden shower!..

Twat Sandwich...Not mine..

Old Man Paper Towel...Vibes come and go you know? You only feel the true thrill of it, just once.. And then? It is gone forever.. From all of my years of living, my advice would be to enjoy every drop of piss.. Really get lost in the salty taste of salt, as the stream hits your tongue... Enjoy it, before the magic dies.... Leaving you with nothing but the stink of shame, and the realization that you should probably drink less soda, and more water...

Twat Sandwich...Words of Life...

(Then, the trolls realize that it’s not pee. It’s something that makes you feel pain)

Butthole Lips...AAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Twat Sandwich......Ahhhhhhhhh!!..... AHHHHHH!!!!... 💞

Old Man Paper Towel...Ehh, I've felt much worse..

Nicolas Gay...Oh my fucking Shrek! WOOOOOOW, OMG!!! OMG!!! The bees are stinging my eyes!!

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Coyote (Thinking)...Shit!.. That took too much out of me, I'm getting really dizzy... I need to find somewhere to land and rest!..

Coyote (Thinking)....I'm about to pass out...

NarroratorMeanwhile...

(Cut to Coyote’s bok, where Garry and Demaro are)

Garry..You fucking piece of ugly cat shit!! You should be dead, not me! You should have died!! I beat you!!...

(Demaro does not say anything)

Garry..Do you really have nothing to say!?...

Demaro...What are you!?..

Garry..I'm a soul, you fucking retard!!.. You got me killed, remember!?...

Demaro...So, I'm alive?..

Garry...I couldn't possibly describe "retarded" any clearer. Yes, that Doge faggot spared your pathetic life... Probably so he can fuck your third eye hole later..

Garry..I wish I could kill you right now!!..

Demaro...Shut up, I need to think..

Garry..You actaully believe you have the ability to think!?...

Demaro..I don't have the energy for your trolling garbage right now..

Garry....I fucking hate you!!..

(Some rocks start floating. Garry is confused)

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Garry...I have something in store for you, you sack of uncircumcised baby dicks...

(Demaro sits up)

Demaro (Thinking)...I can't feel his strings anymore, why?...

GarryFuck you, take this!

(Garry tries to punch Demaro in the face, but his hand goes through Demaros face)

Garry..Damn it!!..

DemaroIdiot...

(Demaro and Garry stare each other down for a second before Demaro turns around and walks away, offending Garry. Garry gives him the middle finger on both hands. Coyote is flying through the air in the background)

Demaro (Thinking)..I'm stuck in this prison with Garry, while unable to progress... But since I don't feel any of Coyote's strings inside of my skin, this might be the best time to escape! ...But how am I supposed to get the fuck out of here!?...

(Garry sees Coyote)

GarryWhat the fuck!?..

(Coyote crashes into the ground. Demaro is shocked)

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(Cut to the news)

TVBREAKING NEWS!

News NarrationBreaking News in Troll City!

News NarrationIf the loud noises from a dumbass battle at the dumbass fortress wasn't enough, now we have worm acid rain! That's right! Worms that burn while they crawl in yo ugly ass recently sky piss covered face! We're all going to die!

News NarrationWe are going to the streets to ask inhabitants of Troll City of their experiences with this acid rain phenomenon!

(Cut to an interview)

HenryHow did it feel whenever the worm filled acid rain touched your skin?

Trevers James RobertsIt burn.

HenryWhat happened whenever the worms landed on your body?

Trevers James RobertsDem crawl.

HenryWould you recommend this experience to anyone in Troll City?

Trevers James RobertsNah.

(Cut to another interview)

HenryHow did it feel whenever the worm filled acid rain touched your skin?

Trobo..What's happening?.. I was sleeping in my own piss and shit and then worms started crawling into my ears.... Not the first time I've had worms of course, but dang man...

(Cut back to the News Narration)

News NarrationWe highly encourage you to go to your local Troll City Hospitals for a anal checkup, or otherwise remain indoors.. More news on this emergency soon!.. This broadcast was brought to you by our sponsors!

(Behind the News Narration, there are some names; El Lolo., Justin Carr., Muffin-Dono., Ryan Kitain., Soggy Wrist., Aubrey., Ellis Stothard. and Puke Fukem.)

TVBREAKING NEWS!

TVIf we said your name twice then ohwell, fuck you and thank you for supporting our cause. We fucking love you or something

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News NarrationWe'll get back to your program right after these messages.

(Cut to Ad)

TV VoiceDo you enjoy huffing celebrity farts? How about double sounding while socking with a special friend?

TV VoiceIf you do, then you'll love Cereal Roulette!

TV VoiceYou'll never know what crazy and disturbing things you'll find in your everyday breakfast! Here are real interviews!

(Cut to interviews)

Square Head...Uhh... Yea, i got rocks in mine.. It chipped my tooth, it was a very expensive dentist bill..

Twat SandwichI'm like, pretty confident with my ability to decipher flavors... I'm pretty sure i got cumin mine, and i can tell that they recently ate pineapple..

Captain OlimarI had a dirty crack needle on mine, now I have an std! God, i love Cereal Roulette!

TV VoiceYou heard it folks, It's not just rat shit anymore. You're getting the full Mcdonalds treatment now, but in your household breakfast! You can find our brand at your local Troll City Super Market!

(Cut back to the News)

News NarrationAnd now, back to Racial Shenanigans.

(Cut to a redneck next to a Ford)

Redneck John..We live in a day and age where it's considered progressive to put a damn negro baby on the box of diapers... What the hell is wrong with the world!?...

(Smoke-n-Token appears)

Redneck John..Oh shit, i didn't mean anything by what i said Sir..

Smoke-n-TokenWhat you say about my wife!?..

Redneck John...What?..

(Smoke-n-Token grabs Redneck John by his shirt)

Smoke-n-TokenYou looking at my wife!?

Redneck John..I don't even..

Smoke-n-TokenHUH!!?..

Redneck JohnLook man, I don't want any trouble..

(Smoke-n-Token kicks Redneck John in the balls and then in the face)

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NarroratorMeanwhile...

(Cut to the feet of Boyfriend)

BoyfriendHey shithead! Beep boop, suck my dick, asshole!

(Hulk, offscreen, throws a boulder at Boyfriend, crushing his head)

HulkGod... What an annoying midget, I hate short people...

NarroratorMeanwhile, In the Underworld.

(Cut to Satan sitting in a pile of dust. A skeleton like demon is pulling a chain around Hindos neck who is naked)

JackalLord Satan, Hindo. As you have requested.

SatanSend him to the mines for refinement.

JackalBy your command, Lord.

SatanYou will know of our struggle...

Satanthen you shall serve me!

(Hindo is shocked)

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NarroratorBack To Troll King.

Leon..Then you showed up..

Troll King....Where is Pori?..

(Leon takes out his lollipop)

Leon..Not sure, Boss..

(Troll King looks at a pool of lava. The lava starts to burn a white fire. The lava starts floating, turning into a ball and begins to crack. The lava ball explodes revealing Mauller to be inside the ball. He has a white fire-like aura. He stops burning and lands on the ground)

Leon..Yeah, see?

MaullerI assume Leon's already filled you in.

LeonYeah, i did. Also, I've sent word to the First Order. They may send someone to assist, but since tensions are high with Mushroom Kingdom, she might not want to spare any of her fighters and leave the outpst less defended..

Troll KingDo you have the book?

MaullerI acquired The Book of Ryzel, but it wasn't easy. Mushroom Kingdom's Military has been extremely high and on alert.

MaullerI couldn't find out why.

Mauller..Toadrake almost withdrew from the deal that we've made with The Triad.

MaullerI understand why though, this book is divine and there's only one of them... I wouldn't want to give it up either..

Troll KingI didn't tell you to read and learn the book.

Mauller...You didn't tell me not to... Besides, there is only a few pages that were translated as you know, and the temptation is stronger than you might think... There's something about it, it makes you crave it.. Drives you mad to not read it.. Apparently my soul belongs to Ryzel now..

Leon..Can, can i hold it?.. I want to hold it for a minute...

(Mauller takes out the book underneath his cape and gives it to Troll King)

Leon..Oh come on, please!?..

(Troll King looks at the book, and some creepy shit happens)

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Mauller...So where's pori at?...

Leon..No idea, but do we even want Alex back? He's kind of a dumbass... And he's not much stronger than a common Troll..

Mauller..Hey now, i trained that dumbass! ... But he was too dumb to learn anything! Hahahahahaha!!...

LeonHahahahahahaaaaaahh!!....

MaullerHahahahahaha!!.. Oh God...

Troll KingDon't worry about Alex, i will focus on him.

(Troll Face appears)

Leon...Why can't i ever predict when you're going to show up?...

(Troll Face hugs Troll King’s normal arm. Troll Face starts to cry)

Troll Face...Daddy.... I tried to stop them but they were too strong!....

Troll FaceI promise I tried!...

Troll KingWhere is the stone!?

Troll Face...Gem, while i was running away from the explosion, i dropped it and it was devoured by Sonichu's suicide bombing power! I was almost caught in the explosion myself!

Troll KingHmm....

Troll Face..I promise, Daddy!!...

LeonOh look, Pori's back...

(Pori is running really fast)

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PoriMauller, you're back!.. What happened here!?..

LeonI guess the better question would be, where the hell were you during all of this?..

Pori...I will explain that after you tell me what happened to our fortress!

LeonWe've been attacked, it was very organized.. They brought some heavy hitters, the strongest we've seen in along time.. We lost Demaro and Garry, Alex is also M. I. A. The enemies escaped shortly before you got here..

Pori...I see..

PoriI wish i were present, i might have been able to assist... I was out investigating.. I've received a letter from one of our southern camps of enemy activity.. At first, i figured that it was troops from China, but witnesses have confirmed that it was attacks from the Troll Slaiyers...

Pori...I hate to inform you that all three of our southern camps have been completely destroyed... Shadow hung our Trolls from trees and put their heads on stakes... I've tracked one of their members back and it lead to a grocery store in Troll City... I was going to question the employees but there was no one there.. After i left the building, i noticed the smoke in the distance.. So, the Troll Slaiyers attacked!?..

Mauller...Seems so.. But, who are the Troll Slaiyers?..

LeonThey're a group that wants to kill Trolls, ran by a guy named Shadow.. Not much else to say about it really..

Troll King (Thinking)..Shadow!!.. I will kill you for this!!..

NarroratorMeanwhile.

(Cut to Eyael whose arms are hanging from chains. She is hanging above a pentagram)

Eyael...

Eyael..Release me at once!..

Nem (Hidden)...Eyael.. It has certainly been so very long since an angel has graced our mortal world.. This time, we were prepared... Now, why would you risk such exposure to where you would crawl out of your safe little heavens, hm?.. It must have been very important..

Eyael..Nem..

Lord Nem (Hidden)Lord, Nem.

EyaelI only serve the Giants... You are no Lord to me!..

(Nem reveals himself)

Lord NemBefore long, they will be serving me as well. You however, are a valuable resource...

Lord NemYes, there is so much we can do with your precious angel blood...

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NarroratorMeanwhile...

Sister Fister..I'm very happy to see so many familiar faces... It proves that in the face of true evil and in hard times, we are still able to stand united...United in the Lord's Grace.

Brian Damage..Yes Sir!..

Sister Fister..I apologize again, i am not worthy of bringing you the message of God, as our fallen messengers... But, I will continue to try my best to make sure the void is filled... As you may know, we will be holding another memorial service for Pastor Henrey, Father Bartholomew and Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan, among others, on Wednesday. May we not envy their peace in heaven, in Jesus' name Amen..

Church attendees (together)Amen..

Chad...Thank you Sister Fister, those were very kind words and I feel like we all needed to hear them... We are all so blessed to have you..

(Boah appears pouting in the background.)

Boah..Why did you force me to come here, you know I don't do things like this, Alice...

Alice..I know you only came because I wouldn't stop asking, but please understand that this is important to me... The Church has long suffered great losses and we need to keep being supportive, and I'd hope that you would care about what means something to me..

Vinny the Piss (Christian)..Shh!...

Boah..Excuse me!? Fuck you, you slain in the seizure havin prick! .. I'll kick your ass!

(Vinny the Piss appears offended.)

Alice..Boah!, mind your manneers, this is The House of God!..

Boah..Me!?.. This moron should mind his manners!..

Vinny the Piss (Christian)..How rude!!..

Alice...We can just leave then!..

Boah..I won't fucking argue with that!..

Sister Fister...Hello, quiet in the back... Please be quiet in the back, I'm trying to share the words of God...

(Sinu's face appears as the scene darkens.)

Sinu..The hatred of Satan surges through our veins!..

SinuLord, lend us your might in the face of all who opposes us..

Brian DamageWhat in the Holy Father is going on!?..

(Green portals open as armored skeletons emerge. Some wield katanas, others wield crossbows.)

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Mrs No Kisses...

Chad...

Sister Fister...

Brian Damage...What in the Holy Spirit!?...

(Alice appears afraid. A purple portal appears and Sinu emerges with a grin on his face.)

Sister Fister...You're a Neutral!... How dare you step foot in the House of God!..

Al Sex..Satanists!?.. You monsters killed my brother!..

(The church members pull out their weapons together. A skeleton also unsheathes his katana.)

Sinu..The House of God you say? How misguided.. There are four higher power beings that reside in the heavens, they are known as Giants.. Cowards really, and they do not desire to be worshiped.. Your entire religion and purpose here is a lie, and your influence is a stain on society's sanity and reality..

Sister Fister...You walk into our place of worship, and spread ignorance to our sheep!? ..You will be smitten in the name of the Lord Almighty!!..

Sinu..I will only give you one opportunity to cooperate with me and tell me what i need to know, or i will kill you.

Boah (thinking)...I don't like the look of this! Fuck, i didn't bring my axe!.. I need to get Alice out of there so we don't get involved in some religious blood feud!..

Sister Fister..The Lord has given me the strength to stand strong against evil men, and the groundless threats that come from them! ..You must be held accountable for your wicked ways, and your wrong doings. Your soul will be judged by God, to be condemned back to hell from which you came, demon!..

Sinu...Oh, how i very much hate stupid people...

SinuKill her!!

(A skeleton fires its crossbow, piercing Sister Fister in the chest and impaling her against the wall, beneath the cross.

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(Two framed images of Father Bartholomew, Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivanand Pastor Henrey fall to the floor)

Brian DamageSISTER FISTER!!

Alice...

Boah...Alice! Get behind me!...

Al Sex...You wretched servant of Satan! I will have justice for the murders of Sister Fister and my brother Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol-
-'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan!!!

Al SexAAAH!!

(Al Sex runs towards Sinu with a knife in his hand. A skeleton slashes him vertically in half)

SinuAnyone else?

(Radiant Tanner, Brian Damage and Brogan don't say anything)

Sinu..Good... Now i will be open with you, i never had intentions of asking your spiritual leader any questions.. No, her death was retaliation for the deaths of our Legion members that has been done by your hand over the years.. See, i am a very busy man and i couldn't find the time to spare, to join in on all of the excitement..

SinuAs far as the questions go, well.. I have planted informants within your disgusting church for all of the information I need..

(Evangeline and Chris Chin are smiling evilly)

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Evangeline...Does this mean we finally get to go home?... I'm so done with these delusional people...

SinuOf couse, you've both done a wonderful job and you will be rewarded for you efforts indeed..

Mrs No KissesBetrayal of the Church!! You both are exiled!!

SinuKill her too, and anyone else who speaks with intimidation in their tone.

(Mrs No Kisses gets shot by an arrow.)

Chad...My wife.... You killed... My wife.... I mean, she never wanted to get intimate with me but i was still very fond of her whenever she wasn't on her menstrual period... You sons of whores!...

Chris ChinSo what was the questions you wanted to ask, Master?

SinuThe fountain has been destroyed, by whose hands?

Chris Chin...We investigated it earlier today, but we came up with zero leads.. Whoever it was, it wasn't from this church..

MinionBjorn and Kelic were supposed to be guarding the fountain, what happened to them?

Chris Chin...I don't know were Kelic is, but Bjorn's and the rest of their corpses have been moved to the drop off point..

Minion...Freya will be at peace, knowing we've found her Brother's body... And furious when she finds out her suspensions were correct... I will collect their bodies with one of my corpses..

Chris ChinThe church is responsible for Bjorn's death..

Sinu...Are they now? Well, i may have a remedy for that!..

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Brian Damage..Radiant Tanner! Vinny the Piss! Where are your firearms!?..

Radiant Tanner...We never bring guns into The House of God!...

(Brogan walks up to Chris Chin)

Brogan...Are you really one of them?..

Chris Chin...Aww.. Brogan, i know you looked up to me... But that doesn't mean you have to be left behind...

Chris Chin..This Church has been lying to us all.. I'm just going home to our true place of worship and leaving the old dead skin behind... I want you to come with us, we would welcome you with open arms...

Alice...Brogan, don't listen to him!!..

Boah...Don't get involved, Alice!..

Brogan..I can come with you?...

Chris Chin..Precisely.. You're like the little bother i never had, i would be your new family... But before you can join us, you would have to complete the initiation ritual..

Brogan..Initiation ritual?..

Chris ChinYes, just like we've talked about remember? When i was training you to fight the bad men? It's time to act on that practice, and kill one of these bad liars... Once you do it, you're one of us and we'll never turn our backs on you...

Brogan....Okay, just like you showed me!

Chris Chin..That's it Boy!.. Now, pick someone you like the least and point to them for me...

Brogan..Uhhh...

(Chad, Vinny the Piss and Alice are scared)

BroganYou...

(Brogan points at someone offscreen)

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Vinny the Piss (Christian)...What!?... Why me!?...

Brogan..Cuz, I don't like you.. You're mean to me..

Vinny the Piss (Christian)..I can make it up to you! I promise!...

(Chris Chin stabs Vinny the Piss with his spirit strings)

Vinny the Piss (Christian)...Ahhh!!

Chris ChinLet me see that bat I made you...

(Chris Chin wraps his spirit strings around Brogan's bat)

Chris ChinNow give him a good smack to the head that's all you need to do, little Brother...

Vinny the Piss (Christian)....Please, please don't do this!.... I have a cat named Maggie, she has no one else but me!...

(Brogan smacks his bat into Vinny the Piss's face)

Vinny the Piss (Christian)GULLLL!!!....

Vinny the Piss (Christian)....I'll find you, Maggie!..

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Evangeline..Congratulations Brogan!

Brian Damage..Ok!... Ok!!... We've received your message, loud and clear!... Now, please leave our Church!... There need be no more killing this night!..

Sinu..You see, my intentions were to murder you all, regardless of how your church killed my lover's Brother... but now? I am going to enjoy it.. Burn this Church to ash!

(Chris Chin and Evangeline summon four molotovs with their neutral power’s. They throw them at Sister Fister and the walls. Sinu picks up Brian Damage with his neutral power and pops his eyes out. Bob of Booey get shot in the face by an arrow)

Radiant Tanner...Lord, please have mercy on our souls!...

(Radiant Tanner gets a molotov thrown at him)

Radiant Tanner....AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!..

(Cut to Minion. They see a star)

MinionHm!?..

(Cut back to inside the church)

MinionSinuu! Someone is approaching the Chruch from the skies, swiftly!..

Boah (Thinking)....We can escape through the window!..

(Kit, who’s riding Narrow, flies into the window)

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(Kit takes out his sword)

SinuYou're intruding on official business, may I help you with something?..

Kit..Narrow, what are we seeing here? What are your senses telling you?..

Narrow..Seems to be some kind of religious battle.. This is a one sided fight, I can feel fear and sadness... And that man, he has a wicked soul and murderous intentions..

Sinu...Interesting!.. You, bird! You're one of the Legendary Birds of Mr. Clair, correct?..

(Alice coughs.)

Boah...Alice!..

NarrowYou know my family!? ...Where are they!?..

Sinu..Oh, now I understand... You are a lost birdy, seeking the reunion and familiarity of what has been stolen from you, unaware of the circumstances of this continent.. Yes, I am a business partner to the one who claims to own those you call your family.. I could take you to them..

Kit...Don't listen to him! ...He's manipulating you, can't you see that!?..

Narrow...If I go with you, will you spare these people?..

Kit...What are you talking about!? You can't go with them, we must defeat them in battle and then find other means of finding your family...

Narrow..Kit, listen to me... You've grown to trust my senses during our travels, so please trust me now...

NarrowI have an instinct that something happened to my body just a moment ago, and it makes me feel like we've already lost this... I just know that if we fight, we will die... This might be the only way to save the ourselves and the survivors.. I'm terribly sorry my friend..

Kit..But how do you know he won't just kill us all once you surrender to him?

Sinu..Are you done speaking to one another?.. Yes, I will spare them as a show of good faith.. Hurry and choose, before this building burns to ash..

(Mike Power appears)

Mike PowerI'm going to kill them for their asses

SinuIT CAN'T BE!!! IT'S... MIKE POWER!!!

ChadJESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!

(Everyone is shocked)

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Narrow...Take me to my family...

SinuThen we have a deal, excellent..

Kit..Take me with you!

Sinu..Sorry, I am giving no free rides this night...

(Sinu opens a portal which he then walks through. Narrow fallows him)

Kit...Stand clear, I'm going to make an opening so we can clear out of this building!..

(Kit makes a hole in the wall. Everyone gets out)

Chad and Gene Jorts..Cough!.. ..Cough!..

Alice..Cough!.. ..Cough!..

(Alice falls to her knees, crying. Kit also falls to his knees)

Mike PowerI'm going to kill them for their asses

ChadFor the love of God, please someone make him stop!!

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NarroratorMeanwhile...

LeonGot it, Boss!..

(Leon disappears)

Mauller..What do you need from me?

Troll KingWhile we wait for laborers to arrive from Troll City, we're going to review The Book of Ryzel...

MaullerOf course.

(Cut to Troll Fortress. Heimerdinger comes out of the rubble)

Troll KingHm!?..

Troll KingHeimerdinger...

Mauller..You've actually managed to find and capture one of the Three Geniuses!?..

Troll KingHindo did... One of the other Geniuses were found dead, i will fill you in soon enough..

Troll KingThere is something unusual about Heimerdinger... I had Leon sever one of his legs, but somehow he was able to recover the limb since the last time I've seen him...

Mauller...Strange.. I'll go restrain him until we have a place to hold him...

Heimerdinger....I'm.. Alive?... But... How!?... I felt the pain of dying, Garry!... How can this be!?...

(A pink orb appears behind Heimerdinger)

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(Mauller’s eyes start burning white)

MaullerWhat is that!?

Troll KingHmm..

(Zaygar comes out of the orb and then put Heimerdinger in an orb)

Mauller...He's not familiar to me!.. And He's about to snatch up our prisoner?

(Troll king uses his same move that he used in Chapter 4, Page 15. Zaygar deflects the attack with the orb Heimerdinger is in. Zaygar then walks back into his orb with Heimerdinger. The orb disappears)

Mauller...I haven't learned any long range spells yet...

Trol KingAHHHHH!!!

(Troll King does a Hulk smash.)

Mauller (Thinking)He seems to be slipping... Interesting, I'd never thought I'd see the day where he'd be taking such significant defeats.. He's falling apart.. Also, what the hell happened to his arm!? ...I can't believe I didn't notice that until just now... Probably not a good time to ask about it...

MaullerIt's getting dark, I'll have food, lumber and other building materials hauled on over... We're going to need to build tents and fire pits...

Mauller..It's going to be a long night..

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NarroratorDuring the debrief

Trol KingNow, tell me everything...

Leon..First off, Demaro and Garry had some kind of incest battle in one of the secret tunnels.. Demaro revealed himself to have the same power as Elmer Fudd, which didn't matter much because he still got his ass kicked.. The battle was thought to be pointless and long, many fans complained at the time of creation, Garry even mentioned something about the fans, as he broke the forth wall..

Trol KingGet to the point!..

Leon..Right, uhh.. Garry and Demaro both were hiding their capabilities behind your back, and was just using us for our resources. They had their own agendas..

LeonGarry defeated Demaro in battle, but to everyone's surprise? He was sliced in half by some massive giant eyeball creature, that seemed to be living within Demaro head somehow.. They called it a "Guardian"

(Leon shows an image(?) of Miladox)

Leon...Ok, so it's pretty fucking unusual right? Not exactly sure what to think about but... Demaro continued on, as i followed him with my cloaked clone..

LeonMy actual body was watching this bloody fight outside...

Leon...Seriously, a lot of blood.... Like, too much blood... Anyway, some group trapped our trolls in a cage and stabbed them to death with spears and weren't really morally phased by it, kind of fucked up if you ask

LeonSome guy named Coyote ended up fighting Demaro..

LeonThe guy you just attacked, you need to know about him... He has three Guardians in his possession now, inside of that strange book.

LeonHe has the same power as Fudd, they call it being "Neutrals" and he sick.. Demaro, had two insanely powerful Guardians, Coyote effortlessly defeated Demaro and then stole the Guardians from him... Hell, he even stole Demaro...

LeonBy then, Troll City was fully aware of the attack on the Fortress and sent a bunch of mentally challenged useless trolls to try to kill Demaro? Yeah, Demaro.. You know, instead of the intruder... Quite a lot of trolls died and many fans complained about it, like why wouldn't trolls defend their own medieval castle?...

Leon..Meanwhile, Hindo is fighting a super hero that keeps getting more ripped and heroic everytime you see him.. If i was gay, then damn....

LeonAnyway, so this Coyote guy sneaks up dehind uhh... I guess, demonic Hindo? And murders him in cold blood in one attack.. I kind of shit my pants and definitely wanted to remain cloaked, for real..

LeonMauller returned and began fighting one of the enemies.. Mauller also has learned some strange magic, so i assume his mission to retrieve the book was a success... Mauller was about to kill the girl. Before he did, she displayed an intense wall of flames around her... Fire so intense, that it turned rock into dust...

LeonI thought for sure that Mauller would have died, but he survived thanks to his new magic.. So, he then followed her and was stopped by the Corpse of Garry that Coyote has patched back thogether, smothered Mauller in magma..

LeonIf you seen the fire attack that he survived before that, then you wouldn't have any doubts about him sprouting out of the ground like a Pikmin at any moment now...

LeonCoyote then sent in a flock of birds into the collapsed fortress, that he summoned from his book.. Not sure what that was about, i didn't have a vision on the inside at that point.. All i know is that he has some kind of link to the objects that he controls.. Like, to their senses..

LeonYour son and Sonichu did a sneak on Coyote.. Troll Face had Sonic's gem in his hand, so i guess he figured out how to activate it like you've asked.. It gave him insane speed and made him glow gold like a super saiyan... Kind of jealous..

LeonThey ended up killing Coyote, atleast that is what it seemed.. There was an explosion, i couldin't make out what was going on but, Coyote ended up recovering.. As if he was never hurt.. Some kind of resurrection i think.. I haven't seen Troll Face or Sonichu since the explosion..

Leon..Then you showed up..

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NarroratorMeanwhile...

(Cut back to hell)

Jackal...Obtain this tool, and join the others... You will regret what happen to you if you refuse...

Jackal..Your power's essence has been returned to its reservoir... Any attempt at defying us will be met with horror... And so you never forsaken these words...

(Jackal whips Hindo across the face)

HindoAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Jackal...Another lashing, for one who will not lift his tool immediately...

(Hindo tries to pick up a pickaxe, but is burnt on the handle. Jackal points to some people mining. Hindo goes there)

Underbite Troll....So you died too? Man, that's a fickle bitch... Who killed you dude? Did Troll King finally get like, tired of you or some fucking shit?... About time..

Hindo...You.... You know me?....

Underbite Troll...No shit, dumbshit.. You're that boring electric guy... When i was alive, i lived in the totally sick Troll City...It was super killer, but then some douche bag cut my fucking head off...

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Underbite TrollI'm not going to lie to you, this place is not super killer... You will be tortured by Demons... Butt raped anally, with magma dicks, it's beyond butthurt.. And a bunch of other creative and fucked up stuff... It's better here at the mines, trust me.

Underbite TrollI haven't even been here that long and i know that much... Also, this place has no lunch breaks... The only lunch you'll get is molten jizz... Similar to Troll City but without the molten.

VolunteerHello fellow comrades! Great night for a good ole pick-n!

Underbite TrollIgnore him, he's a dumbass noob that volunteers.

VolunteerOh, i thought we've had a good discussion about that sour-puss, downy attitude, Bucko! I find that a little bit of positivity and optimism help with the long night!

Underbite TrollSee what I'm talking about?.. This insane mother fucker be receiving Satan's dick, and then he'd be asking for seconds.

VolunteerOh Boy, there's an inspiring philosophy that i try to learn and live by! "No insufferable agony? No dignity."

VolunteerAnd if someone were to give you a gift? Accept it, say thank you and have a wonderful day! It's always a nice feeling to be polite!

VolunteerBesides, I've gained a taste for eternally scalding demon sperm, and i find it to be refreshing, and it's rich in protein too!

Underbite TrollSee?.. Shit, uhh.. What was your name again?... Hindu? Anyways, he likes being stabbed, burned alive and so on... He's one kinky little slut

VolunteerMy Pa always called me a dirty whore, while he kissed me on the mouth! Gotta make em proud!

Underbite TrollI know you're not trolling but if you were, you would be a God at it.

VolunteerWhat if I'm just making all of this up to cope with the three hundred some darn years of endless torture?

Underbite TrollNo, something tell me you were always like this.

Underbite TrollSpeaking of coping, how do you guys cope with all of these voices in your head? Satan's real asshole for doing that one.

VolunteerVoices? Listen comrade, I've been here for along time.... I ain't heard anything about no voices, that's just some-n unnatural.

Underbite TrollWhatever, i forgot about how your answer would be retarded and now i regret asking you, but what about you Hindu?

HindoVoices? I...

HindoGeeehhhh!!!

(Jackal whips Hindo’s back)

HindoUhhhhh!

JackalGET BACK TO WORK, SLAVE HUMAN!

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NarroratorMeanwhile

(Cut to Tails in a tree, puking)

TailsOh, God!... Why do i feel like this!?... Was it because i smoked too much weed?.. I'm so thirsty..

TailsI think I'm going to die.... Sonic, Amy.... I wish you were here right now, i don't know what to do.

Vivian (Hidden)I'm sorry kid, I'm sorry that we've snatched you up from your world and brought you into this hell...

Vivian (Hidden)Not our preferred option, but Cheeto Man had his mind set on you... It's not often we see someone so, innocent and oblivious... You were clay for the manipulator.

(Vivian reveals herself with a lantern and bag)

VivianOh, and Tails... You look like shit, and it's only been one night for you out here... Did no one teach you how to boil water?

VivianYou're suffering from drinking out of the swamp, who know how many parasites you have in you.

TailsVivian... What do you want from me!? Are you here to take me back!?

VivianFUCK NO!

TailsWhy? Wouldn't that be bad for you?

VivianThere's a lot you still don't know about us... Many of us aren't here by our free will and are looking for any opportunity to free everyone and their captive loved ones...

VivianMost of us aren't on Cheeto Man's side, we wouldn't leave you to die if we can help it.

TailsEveryone lied to me!.. I was such a fool.

VivianWe didn't want to lie, we were forced to... We tried to give you hints, Tails... But you were too damn stubborn and wouldn't pay attention to your surroundings and I'm truly sorry for what happened to you.

TailsWhat did you expect from me!? Before all of this, i was clueless.

TailsIt was unfair of you all to feed me this hero prophecy bullshit, after everything that happened and continues to happen to me... I'm no Hero, Heroes save their friends.. Mine are dead!

VivianThe system here is very complicated. One wrong word, one wrong look and our loved ones are punished for it... The illusion you were fed was Cheeto Man's and his alone..

VivianWe had no part to play in the unfairness that has been bestowed upon you.. Please listen to me, Pacman is our leader and we have a plan to liberate ourselves from this hell.

VivianBut we need you, Pacman believes you to be the missing and the most important aspect to freeing us all... Please, help us.

VivianIf you do, you will have your chance to get justice for the death of your friends.

TailsWhat happened to Hello Kitty?

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Vivian...Her and Spyro are being being punished for what they've done, they're chained to a well that he has outside of the compound.. But you must know that i blieve you will find her true self to be poisonous... You should leave that bitch where she lies..

Tails..I didn't have any intentions on repeating that mistake..

VivianThen why are you curious about her whereabouts?

Tails....

VivianI see, so you're beginning to see what her actions have caused... Better damn late than never, i suppose...

Tails...I have to talk to her, one more time...

Vivian..In your condition, you aren't going to be alive another day to do much of anything... Let us help you, and then you might have your chance.

Tails..Ok... Tell me what i need to do...

(Vivian gives Tails the bag)

VivianIn this pack, hold the gear and medicine you'll need to survive out here... It is very important that you read the notebook in the bag, for it will explain how to use everything. Pacman has written his instructions for you, please listen to what he has to say..

Vivian..You will be given a task soon, just focus on getting well for now.. Blessed Be, Tails..

(Vivian disappears)

Tails....

(Tails pukes on the bag)

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NarroratorMeanwhile, back to Coyote.

(Cut to Coyote, knocked out on the ground next to Demaro)

Garry..Oh, so fucking close! But you couldn't quite snuggle up to spoon with you bestiality lover, before passing out like a pussy ass bitch, could you!?...

GarryThis will give me time to practice my astro earth bending, without anyone knowing any fucking thing about it... And when they least expect it? Hahahaha...

Garry..They'll be too dead to know what hit them, and then I'll find a way to leave this shithole and then go on a killing spree...

Nothing else to do while being fucking dead...

NarroratorMeanwhile, back to the Underworld..

Satan...Coyote eludes my will...

Satan..As punishment, his bonds will pay with their blood...

Satan..My vision reveals, Pori is as well on the hunt.. So we must take his life, while we take theirs...

Satan..Kryzeal..

KryzealMaster?

SatanDispatch and lead the hounds, serve me and kill, you must kill them!..

(A hole opens up in the ground. A Hell Hound comes out of the hole)

Hell HoundSSCRREEEEEEEEEEE

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(Cut to a group of trolls, one of them is Pori)

Jasper....What the crap, man!.. I never heard any sound like that before!...

FabGhettoZuko..Oh hell no, that's a demon!.. My pussy ass don't like no dying!

Perky Jackson..Calm yourself..

(FabGhettoZuko runs away)

FabGhettoZuko.....I is not stayin here any longah!!!

Hogwart...Sir!? Where you be go-n? If ya leave, you will be b.. Branded a deserter of the Troll City City!

Perky Jackson...Let him run, I'm here to fight..

PoriThe sound came from Hell Hounds, there is no outrunning them.

(Pori is starting to glow a black aura)

Jasper..What is the plan, Pori? Are those things hunting us, or what? Should we continue to follow the enemy's trail or set up a defense perimeter?

PoriThey're after me, we will wait for them here.

Perky Jackson..Now why would a mythic creature be after you, huh? Either you're trolling us, or there's more to you than you're showing...

(Perky Jackson starts sweating)

Perky Jackson...Now that i think about it, I've always found your activities and body language to be strange... So you might as well drop the act..

PoriThis should be entertaining.

(Jasper and Hogwart starts sweating)

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Jasper...

Hogwart...Pori!?... What is this!?... This, feeling.... It's... Terrifying... What, are you!?...

(Hogwart throws his torch into the ground)

Hogwart.....Sorry team, i had a lapse of concentrat-n... I don't know what is happen-n, i feel so bad...

Hogwart...I think I'm have-n an anxiety attack or some-n...

(Cut to a shot of Silver hiding not that far away from the trolls)

Silver (Thinking)...I'm such a fucking idiot! I didn't even think to clear our tracks whenever we left!... This is not good!..

RobSilver, what is it? Do you see anything?..

Silver..They've found us.. Pori and a small group of trolls have been following our trail... Something is off about this, I'm getting a really bad vibe...

Rob..Tom, what is Silver saying?..

Tom....The Trolls found us..

Silver...He's staring straight at us, he knows we're here... Looks like we have no choice but to fight...

Silver (Thinking)...I guess it was double edge sword to stop here for the night... We needed the rest and i needed to replenish some of my mana, but it gave the chance for them to catch up to us... I guess the upside is that we didn't lead them to our base... We might've prevented an ambush..

SilverRob, you protect Blaze! Me and Tom will fight Pori and the Trolls. Let's go!

Rob..Tom, what is Silver saying?.. I can't see his mouth..

(Tom stands up)

TomProtect Blaze, Rob! We'll take care of the Trolls!

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(Tom and Silver reveal themselves)

Silver (Thinking)Sonething's off about Pori... He seriously looks scary as fuck, i don't know what he's capable of and i never seen him like this before...

Silver (Thinking)Not to mention that strange loud sound we just heard, i don't know what the fuck to think about that shit...

Silver (Thinking)I guess Rob couldn't hear it... Since, he has no ears... I sould tell him about it but i think it's kind of too late for that, i already left the area and it would be weird for me to turn back now.

JasperWe found them.

HogwartI don't know if i can handle this.... I think i needa return tuh Troll City so i can be hospitalized.

PoriAttack them now, or I'll kill you for disobedience!

Tom (Thinking)This is all my fault, i see that now.

Tom (Narrating)Distracting Sylvester, acting like a fucking child... He should've just let me die...

(Flashback to when Sylvester sacrificed himself.)

Tom (Narrating)And Porky...

(Cut to a Flashback. Tom is knocking on a door. Petunia comes out)

Petunia (Flashback)What do you want!? Did Porky send you!?... I want nothing to do with him, so please leave!

Tom (Flashback)Listen, i uhh... I wanted to explain what happened.. I mean, why it happened... You know how Porky is, he has no backbone... What happened was not his fault, it was ours.. We peer pressured him to come to the bar and were being complete dickheads to him... We should have been taking care of our friend, we fucked up Petunia..

Tom (Flashback)It's our fault, not his... I promise you... If you can find it in you to forgive him, then just know that it will never happen again... We will even stay away from him if you need that...

Tom (Flashback)He's just not the same without you and little Porky Jr.. I can't stand seeing him like that, and knowing that I'm the piece of shit who helped put him there.

Petunia (Flashback)I want you to have your way with me.

Tom (Flashback)What!?.. Shit, uhh...

Petunia (Flashback)That's the only way I'm going to take him back after what happened... He thinks he can cheat, then so the hell can I!

Tom (Flashback)Ok, I'll do it.

(Tom walk into the house)

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Tom (thinking)If it weren't for my actions, Petunia and Jr wouldn't have been on the battlefield and would still be alive..

Tom (thinking)Porky wouldn't have killed himself...

Tom (thinking)This is my chance to redeem myself for my fuck-ups! No one else will ever die because of my again! I will protect them!!

(Pori and his group ready themselves for battle.)

HogwartI don't know if I can do this..!

(Tom and Silver begin running at Pori's group. Silver is terrified. Perky Jackson remains in the back.)

Perky JacksonShit is about to get dangerous...

SilverTom! I will focus Pori, you get the Trolls!.. You got this, man!?

TomI got them!

JasperI won't die today! Just follow my training! Either I kill my enemy or he kills me!

(Tom claws at Jasper's face, scarring him. Jasper's nose slides off. He looks at his fallen nose in shock.)

Jasper...

(Perky Jackson fires some bullets towards Tom.)

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(The bullets fired at Tom are stopped by Silver inches away from hitting Tom's neck. As he struggles to stop the bullets, Silver also holds Pori in place with his powers.)

Silver (thinking)There's a gun on the field, what's fucking worse is i can't take the gun because I'm out of range... Plus i can't re-fire the bullets while I'm holding Pori, he's taking everything i have to keep still... I'm not sure how many more bullets i can stop, I'm just too tired... And I'm in a lot of pain due to my fucking rib... This isn't looking good!

SilverTom!! We need that gun!

TomOn it!

(Hogwart rushes towards Tom and attempts to punch him in the face. Tom grabs Hogwart by the shirt and slams him onto the ground. Perky Jackson takes aim once more and fires another round.)

Perky JacksonI better be promoted for this!

(All but one of the bullets are stopped by Silver.)

Silver (thinking)Shit! I missed one!

(The bullet flies through Tom's ear, scarring him and causing some blood to spill.)

Tom...

(Silver panics.)

SilverTom!!

(Silver's psychic grip on Pori begins to vanish.)

Silver (thinking)He's starting to overpower my telekinesis!

(Pori lets off a wicked smile as his dark aura flares up.)

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(Rob appears, struggling to stand, while moving through the forest.)

RobThey need my help. I have to do something..

(Rob falls down, but pull himself back up.)

RobI won't let my friends fight alone.. I won't let what happened to Elmer happen again!! Damn it!! I have to get up. I have to fight.

(Perky Jackson attempts to reload his gun with a panicked expression on his face. Tom begins to move towards Perky.)

JasperGuys... I don't think I have my nose anymore..

JasperAHHHHHHHHHH!! MY NOSE!!!

HogwartNo... No.. Jasper you have no nose. How do you smell things now? Can you still smell things?

JasperNo!! I can't smell shit! I don't have a fucking nose!!

Perky JacksonThat sounds like a YOU problem. Now shut the fuck up, I'm trying to reload this gun. It's taking so long. Just like me in bed.

(Pori appears moments away from Silver, who is struggling to hold him back and panicking. Pori's sword is held above his head ready to swing.)

Silver (thinking)I.. I can't hold him back..

(Pori slashes Silver across the face.)

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(Silver is in shock as the cut across his face bleeds.)

Silver. . .

(Silver musters his strength together and pushes Pori a distance away using his powers.)

Silver (thinking)Sigh.. sigh.. that was way too close.. if he got any closer I would be dead..

Perky JacksonFinally, reloaded. It takes time, just like me, it takes a minute for me to reload my balls. But once it's ready, it packs a punch.

JasperStop wasting time! We're in the middle of a fucking battle! Stop talking! Why don't any of the Trolls understand this! Talking wastes time! Maybe that's why trolls always die!! I want my momma! I'm scared. I got doodoo in my pants.

(Tom and Perky Jackson struggle for the gun. Perky's aim is thrown off by Tom reaching for the gun and he fires it at Tom's leg, injuring him. Tom swings at Perky Jackson and grabs the gun once more with a firm grip.)

Perky JacksonHands off pussy!! This is mine!!

(Perky Jackson punches Tom in the face. Tom begins to bleed. Tom slashes at Perky, knocking him to the ground and stealing the gun away from him. Tom then blasts Perky in the chest.)

Perky JacksonAhhh .... Holy shit... fucking shit balls...

(Tom finishes off Perky by blasting his head off, then aims at Jasper. Hogwart begins to cry.)

HogwartNo!! We yeild!! We yeild!! Please don't!!

JasperFirst my nose? Now my life? What more are you gonna take from me?

(Tom kills Jasper.)

HogwartNOOOOOOO!! Noooooo!

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(Tom points the gun at Hogwart, who begins to panic.)

HogwartNo.. please.. I never wanted any of this.. they came to me, they said if I helped them capture you that my wife and two children would be put in a better living condition..

HogwartI've never fought like this before. I've never killed anyone or raped anyone. I never supported that nonsense. I just worked at the factor to give my family food and a place to live.

HogwartI'm no warrior, I'm just built this way because of all the hard work.. please.. don't do this..

(Tom continues to aim the gun.)

HogwartMy youngest daughter wouldn't get an education without my income, and my older daughter is in her emo stages and she'll get suicidal if her daddy is not there for her. And ever since their mom's passing things haven't been the same. And without me, they'll all just crumble over the weight of life. And I can't leave them like that. Have a heart.. I'm sure you have people you love...

SilverYou guys were literally sent here to kill us!!! Don't listen to that guilt trip bullshit. He just said he had a wife a minute ago. Now she's dead? Fuck that. Just kill him.

HogwartPlease.. I have a sick grandma I have to take care of.. she doesn't have long without me.. my family needs me.

SilverOh my God, how he has a grandma?? Seriously?

(Tom's facial expression softens as he begins to lower the gun.)

TomI'm fucking tired.. I think I killed too many people today..

SilverWhat are you doing? We can't leave any survivors..

(Hogwart bows is head and puts his hands together in prayer.)

HogwartOh thank God! You're a good man! My family and wife will appreciate everything! My sick grandpa! And my emo stepson! And my adorable husky!

(Silver is angry.)

SilverYou can't be serious Tom...

TomI'm just tired of this.. perhaps he will be more useful to us as a prisoner..

SilverI can't carry him too..

Tom...I will..

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NarroratorMeanwhile...

Pori (thinking)Mmm.. Silver launched me surprisngly far, It might take some time before I catch back up with them. But judging by the strength of those Trolls they'll likely be dead by the time I get there.

PoriBut that's not my concern anymore, I hope Satan's pawns are worth my time.

(A Hell Hound runs at Pori and leaps at him. Pori swings his blade and cleaves the Hell Hound. As the hound's body dissipates, Kryzeal watches from a distance.)

PoriApparently not..

KryzealPori.....

KryzealI will drag your meaningless soul down to hell! Now prepare to die!!

(Kryzeal's hand glows red. He forms a red spear with a mouth and a face on it, and throws it at Pori. The spear explodes when it hits the ground, but Pori manages to evade. After dodging, Kryzeal moves in to attack Pori using his talons/feet, but backs off when Pori swings his blade.)

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(Pori tries to swing his sword at Kryzeal, but he catches it by his feet claws)

KryzealLend me your power, Lord Satan!!

(Kryzeal slashes Pori in the face with his hand claw, but Pori doesn't feel anything)

KryzealHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

(Pori slashes Kryzeal across chest and then decapitates him. Pori’s skin regrows)

PoriOh Satan, You disappoint me. Why would you send such a pathetic demon to kill me? And one foolish enough to stand on my sword. You're going to have to do much better than that. I'm not afraid of fighting you, But I know you're too much of a coward to come up here and face me yourself.

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NarroratorBack to Tom and Silver.

HogwartArrrghhh... I think you broke some of my bones when you threw me to the ground...

TomDamn.How weak are you?

SilverWe don't have time for this. I don't have enough mana to lift Sylvester or Blaze. We're gonna have to dispose of him and carry out friends back.

HogwartPlease no!! I won't say anything..

TomSilver... you're acting like Shadow right now.. This guy already surrendered. We don't have to kill him.

SilverThat's a completely different thing. Shadow literally killed his fucking teammates! Don't compare me to him. This dude is trying to convince you to spare him because of his shitty sob story.

SilverDon't be a dumbass. He was sent to kill us! He's a meaningless Troll that has no purpose but to die here! So just kill him so we can go.

SilverHow is this Troll any different than the last several Trolls you've killed?

TomI suppose you make a good point.. Honestly I'm just tired.. But it kinda feels different when they appear innocent.. Like I'm the enemy here.. what happened to mercy..?

SilverHurry up and kill hi so we can go. There's no mercy in war. He's just a stupid Troll. It's not gonna take Pori long to get back here and I'm pretty sure he could kill both of us..

Tom (Thinking)Coyote would probably want this guy dead too.. Maybe this is the right thing to do..

Tom (Thinking).. I just.. I feel like I'm losing myself.. This isn't what I wanted for our future.. This isn't how we honor Sylvester.. But maybe he'd be on Silver's side on this as well..

Tom..I'm sorry but I gotta kill you now..

(Hogwart pulls snoot out of his nose)

HogwartPlease.. I don't even like Troll King, he's a dickhead.. I've never trolled anyone before.. I just happened to live there.

TomEven if that's true.. I can't take the risk.. I'm sorry.

(Hogwart takes out a photograph and takes it to his chest)

HogwartMake it quick..

HogwartIthink I see something.. something with red eyes...

(A Hell Hound appears)

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HogwartWatch out!! Behind you!!

(Hogwart picks up a rock and throws it at the Hell Hound. It deals no damage)

SilverHoly shit!! What the fuck is that!!

(Tom tries to shot the Hell hound, but nothing happens. Another Hell Hound appears and bites of Silver’s left hand)

SilverAHHHHH!!!

RobSilver!!

(Silver holds the second Hell hound back. The first Hell Hound breaks Tom’s gun. It then rips out Hogwart’s spine using its teeth. We see the photograph the Hogwart was holding; an image of his family)

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Tom (Thinking)Maybe I'm not so different from the beast that stands before me.. perhaps this is my reflection..

(Cut to a flashback where Tom and Petunia are having sex. Porky Jr. is watching)

Petunia (Flashback)I always knew you would be this good..

Tom (Narrating)Why did I go inside that house...? He was one of my best friends.. and I betrayed him. That moment.. I cursed us all..

Tom (Narrating)I blame myself for all of it.. the adultery.. the death.. why wasn't I better?

Tom (Narrating)Why am I still not better..

Tom (Thinking)I have to do something right.. for once..

(Tom runs towards the Hell Hound)

Hell HondGROOWWRR

(The Hell Hound slashes Tom’s arm)

TomGAH!

TomAAAAAAA

(Tom tries to slash the Hell Hound's face, but misses. He then punches it and hits it. The Hell Hound then slashes Tom’s chest, pushing him back)

Tom (Thinking)Even if I was at full stength.. I doubt I could handle this monster... I can't win this.. I've never been able to handle my own demons.. they win every time..

TomYou guys must surive..

(Tom tries to hold down the Hell Hound)

Hell HoundUUAAAA

TomGuys!! Escape while I hold him down! You have to make things right! End this fucking curse!

(Tom’s head gets bitten of)

RobNOOOOOOO!!

(Silver goes super)

SilverAAAAAAA

(Silver grabs and throws the two Hell Hounds away. He then passes out)

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NarroratorMeanwhile back to Tails

TailsThere.. all cleaned up...

(Tails checks the bag)

TailsI'm glad the sun is coming up.. otherwise I woundn't be able to read any of this.. God I wish I could rest somewhere comfortable..

(Tails finds a letter. “From Pac Man, Wakka Wakka)

Pacman (Letter)Dear Tails..
I'm sorry all this misfortune has been bestowed upon you. I know you're struggling from severe loss, Wakka wakka. Trust me, I know that pain, that's how I felt after William died. I never wished this for you Tails. Please have faith and patience with us, we are in the midst of planning our next move. Your training will continue soon. You will learn to do the soul bind. This isn't the end, We will free ourselves and get our vengeance. But we will need your help to stop Cheeto Man and free our families. You will be strong enough to defeat him.

I won't lie to you, Tails. things are going to become a lot more challenging for you though, worse than anything you've dealt with previously. but if you stick with us we'll make it through the storm and we'll stop the trolls and purify this world of their corruption. We will speak soon. This environment is harsh. Stay focused and alert. There are dangerous creatures out here, be carefull and Goodluck Tails. Wakka wakka.

PS... Wakka Wakka..

TailsOh hell yeah..

TailsI'm gonna fuck you up Cheeto Man. I swear it..

(It starts snowing)

TailsIt's winter already? Oh shit.. that's gonna make things even harder for me..

Tailsoh.. okay.. remember my training. I can do this..

(Tails starts thinking of Sonic and Amy)

TailsI have to do this, for you guys.. I won't fail.. I have to end him.. I don't care how hard it gets I won't let that mother fucker live after what he did to us.. I'll kill him.

Ronald (Hidden and thinking)Oh, you have no idea you naive fox. I'll be surprised if you survive afew days out here.. hehehe..

NarroratorMeanwhile

(Cut back to Rob)

Rob...

RobTom

RobPlease.. please Silver.. wake up.. we have to get out of here..

RobIf Pori doesn't kill us, something else might..

(Some white strings appear and grabs Rob, Silver, Sylvester, Blaze and Tom)

RobAhhhhhhhhhh!