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The events of Tails Gets Trolled have never been properly put into place by Lazerbot. However, using information from both in and out of universe sources, it is possible create a somewhat consistent timeline, albeit one based on much conjecture. Furthermore, recent Q&A sessions from Lazerbot's DeviantArt have shed even more light on the subject. It should be noted that because the story may or may not continue in the future, the already imperfect timeline is subject to change and may radically vary from what has been written down on this page. Currently, the most recent event to occur in the story is Chapter 23 and the earliest event depicted in the comics being the foundation of the Trolls in Chapter 3.
Plot details revealed outside of the comic (noted in External lore) are hidden. Usual disclaimer that until otherwise said they are not guaranteed to happen exactly as listed!
The Timeline
Early History
Older times
- Trolling was invented by humans. Note that back then it was simply referred to as being a dick.
Middle Ages
- The Troll King hides under a bridge, gathers arms, marries and begats Troll Face, then takes over the city of Alfred.
- Years later, Oxsist attempts to take back the city, Pacman has his first vision (seeing the village burned).
- The following day, the army fails to take the city back, Trolls attack the village, William is killed, Pacman flees.
- Pacman spends the next 15 years looking for the Dragon Balls, after realizing they do not exist he has a vision of Tails before starting The Defenders (debatable)
- Shadow joins the Trolls as a Recruiter.
- Shadow recruits Kario.
- Kario marries his wife.
- Mario and Luigi are born, Kario instructs the stork to dump them off somewhere. They're soon found and left to the care of Yoshis.
- The brothers defeat Bowser numerous times during their infancy.
- Mario and Luigi in their teens meet their parents and kill them.
Future spoilers
- Demaro is born.
- Demaro's uncle murders Demaro's father. His mother, aware of this fact, begins to go insane.
- Demaro's mother overdoses on pills and dies. His sister escapes the household, knowing the truth behind her father's death.
- Demaro and Garry attend school. Demaro dates Nikki.
- Senu is promoted to be one of the three triad leaders of the Satanists.
- Demaro's uncle murders Nikki and blames Senu, setting Demaro on a quest for revenge. Miladox is implanted into Demaro's mind at her funeral.
Chapter 8's events
- Day 1
- Coyote and the gang celebrate Sylvester's killing of Tweety by getting wasted. Porky cheats on his wife and has his car keys stolen. The group drunkely stumbles into a Neutral meeting held by Kelic. Coyote, Sylvester, Fudd, Porky, Tom, Kelic and Demaro obtain the power.
- Day 2
- The 7 are given a day to decide if they want to keep the power or not. Coyote discovers first before the others, Porky is kicked out of his house, he meets up with Sylvester, Tom and Elmer while Coyote seeks Kelic out. Porky accidentally reveals his neutral powers to his Christian congregation and is chased out, they soon murder his parents and wife, Porky kills himself, the Neutrals run away. That night they keep their powers.
- Day 3
- Kelic gives up his powers/being a satanist, confronts Demaro, who kills him.
- Some time in between, Coyote obtains the Ying Yang Serpends.
Chapter 18/Amy's story/The Storm
- Day 2
- Eggman captures Amy. He takes her to one of his bases and repeatedly rapes her.
- 4 years later
- Sonic finds Amy and brings her to his cave.
- 2 Years later
- Sonic finds and brings Tails home from one of Eggman's labs.
- Some time later
- Shadow battles Sonic, Sonic gives him an Emerald. Shadow and Sonic become friends.
- Some more time later
- Amy then tells Sonic of what happened during her captivity with Eggman. Sonic's hatred for Eggman intensifies.
- Garry and Demaro join the trolls, Demaro wounds Garry's face.
The Adventures of Underbite Troll
- Some time before the events of the story
- Butter Tits and the Dick Taker troll Underbite and Markus, and spread rumors about their relationship.
- Day 1
- Hearing of these rumors, Underbite Troll seeks vengeance. Underbite and Markus win a troll-off with the two.
- Day 2
- The next day they sign up to the Trolling Tournament, they kill one troll with their trolling and have an encounter with The Fist in Poo Clan.
- Day 3
- The Trolling Tournament happens, BiteUnder squad fights against The Fist in Poo Clan and emerge victorious. Later that night, joined by Fish and Pork, they invade the home of The Fantasy Starwars Crue. It goes awry.
- Day 4
- The Trolling Tournament continues. The comic ends at this point.
Future spoilers
- Underbite and Markus fight their way to the finals. They face off against Troll Face, but he trolls them by announcing himself as the winner.
- Underbite Troll and Markus, alongside Fish and Pork, are captured by Eggman and replaced with robot copies of them.
Unknown time before the events of the main story
- Kermit and friends engage in a massive trolling war, leaving Kermit as the only sane survivor.
- Trix Rabbit goes insane and joins the Defenders.
- Rosie McDonald is mercilessly trolled, Ronald witnesses the deaths of the trolls responsible.
- Batman discovers the truth behind crime in Gotham City.
- Cheeto Man is captured by Troll King and trolled in his captivity.
- The Defenders are established.
- Cheeto Man takes hostage family members and loved ones of the other Defenders to force them to work under him.
- Jacko throws the coke can at a baby.
Tails Gets Trolled
- Day 1
- Tails gets trolled. Sonic tries to solve it without villians, but fails and has angry sex with Amy. They break up. Toad gets trolled, Mario and Luigi watch as Shadow kills them Trolls and parties with Knuckles, Cheeto Man and Troll King send Pori to warn Shadow.
- Day 2
- Knuckles wakes up with Rouge and Donkey Kong. Knuckles and Rouge gets the clap from Donkey Kong, Pori warns Shadow, Mario meets Shadow. Sonic confronts Shadow, a group of trolls attack and are killed. Jacko throws the egg in a lion baby, gets friend killed in the process. Silver, resting in lava-filled area, gets trolled by Alex.
- Mario and Luigi kills the trolls who were trolling Goomba, Kirby gets trolled by Alex, Tails fights Alex but is beaten up by him. Silver and Shadow team up, Bowser kills the Fist in Poo clan trolls, The Troll Slaiyers team up and hide at Bugs' place. Sonic finds Tails, injured by Alex and swears to get revenge.
- Day 3
- The Awesome Fucking Plan/Justin Beaver Concert plan is devised, the Trolls mobilize for the concert. Shadow and Knuckles help Coyote capture the Road Runner, the stage is built in a day. Knuckles leaves to find Tails after being texted by Sonic. Sonic meets Eggman, The Troll Slaiyers camp on the built concert.
- Day 4
- The Justin Beaver Concert. Coyote and the Neutrals watch over in secret as Luigi betrays/fights Mario, Shadow kills Bugs and Daffy, loses to Garry and Alex forcing the troll slaiyers to run away. Silver, Rob, and Fudd leave Shadow's group after being disgusted by his disregard for Bugs' life. Sonic kills Eggman and gets the coordinates of Troll King's hideout. Sonic meets and fights the Troll King, Troll Face, Alex and Garry. Espio, Emerl, Cream and Sonic are killed, Vector is spared sans an eye, ripped out of his socket by Garry. Garry gets his face burnt during the fight. Pori, Silver, Rob and Elmer watched the fight in secret.
- Troll King and the other prepare to leave their hideout for the City. Troll Face rapes Sonic's corpse. Vector tells Shadow what happened, Mario reveals his plan to Shadow and runs away, Hindo spies on them. Bowser joins the Troll Slaiyers. Luigi tries killing the Troll King, Hindo arrives, Luigi is defeated by one of the Words of Death. Mario leaves for Mushroom Kingdom, Tails leaves the Water Park to see why Sonic isn't answering Amy's calls and is captured by The Defenders, Pacman recruits him. Meanwhile Silver, Blaze, Elmer and Rob invade Troll City, Silver has a Troll off with Underbite Troll. Silver invades the Troll castle, Trollface uses Luigi as a sextoy to which Alex witnesses. Heimerdinger meets Silver, Garry brings Eggman's corpse helps him get away, Troll King punishes him. Rob reveals himself as a Dragonborn, Silver and Elmer fight off the trolls and run away, finding shelter at Underbite's home. Shadow and the Troll Slaiyers brainstorm until the night. Teemo is killed during their brainstorm, Knuckles retires to smoke his smart weed, hangs out in a troll camp for the rest of the night, Mario fights Troll King and loses but escapes.
- Day 5
- Tails trains with Woodstock. Silver and gang are raided by Jacko the Troll in Underbite's apartment, Underbite and Markus are killed. Elmer reveals his neutral powers, Troll King sends Hindo to capture Elmer Fudd, Tails finishes training with Woodstock and moves on to Batman. Silver meets Coyote and the Neutrals. Tails finishes training with Batman. Troll King interrogates Elmer, Knuckles and Amy join the Troll Slaiyers brainstorm, Shadow starts to lose his patience with Knuckles. Silver and Coyote make a plan to rescue Elmer Fudd. Elmer controls Eggman's corpse to help Heimerdinger under the threat of his penis being cut off by the Troll King. The Troll King leaves Troll City to find the words of death. Tails trains with Hello Kitty. Garry calls Demaro to the Troll Castle, unsuccesfully asks him to join the Trolls. Tails trains with Kermit and Spyro. Mario arrives at the Mushroom kingdom following his battle with the Troll King. Tails finishes his training for the day. Pori arrives at his secret laboratory.
- Day 6
- Tails continues his training with Spyro, meets Cheeto Man. tThe Troll Slaiyers train on. Shadow becomes so annoyed with Knuckles that he leaves momentarily to cool off. Coyote and Silver's group finish their plan and get to work. Shadow kills an entire village of innocent people. Tails trains with Dexter and Vivian, Shadow lays out the new plan. Donkey Kong introduces Guy, Tiny Kong, Chucky Kong, and his Rambis to join the Troll Slaiyers. Tails starts training with Ronald McDonald. Shadow recruits the new Bounty Hunter. Demaor confronts Garry after finding out Fudd is within the castle. Garry fights Demaro and is consumed by Miladox.
- Day 7
- Coyote and Silver storm the Castle, Silver and Blaze stay behind to kill a cage full of trolls. Rob fights Hindo while Coyote fights Demaro, the sky turns Red, Elmer controls Luigi while the chaos distracts Hindo. Fudd has a brief flashback of Eggman raping Amy and is shocked during his escape. Teemo, Pikachu and a Foot Ball Player join the Troll Slaiyers. Tails finishes training with Ronald Mcdonald and is attacked by him, before being saved by Cheeto Man. Troll Face kills Sylvester, Silver saves Tom, Troll Face escapes. Tails and Chester smoke weed, Ronald apologizes to Tails, he tries a soul bind with Kermit. Rob defeats Hindo (for now). Mario obtains the Holy Star from Egadd, gets a visit from Pori who reveals the truth behind Shadow. Troll King continues searching for the Words of Death with Travous. Knuckles, Doug, Tails and Spyro have a weed party in Spyro's room, Doug ruins it, They then have a weed party at Cheeto's man cave. Knuckles arranges for the STD-free girls, Patti discovers Doug and Skeeter having sex. Amy arrives at the party, has a disagreement with Hello Kitty, tells her story to Tails. Hello Kitty has sex with Tails, Amy has sex with Knuckles, the plan unravels. Vivian consults Arthur for a prediction.
- Day 8
- Coyote fights Demaro. Jacko, Teabagging Troll and 30 other trolls are killed during the fight. Tails and Knuckles run away from the Defender hideout, the Sky begins to change back, Coyote is sucked into Demaro's third eye into Miladox's realm. Tails and Knuckles find Amy, Jesse, Candy and Pattie's corpses, they run, Spyro lets Tails go. Coyote and Garry's soul defeat Miladox, Coyote collects Miladox, Demaro's guardian and Demaro himself in his book.
Future events
Future spoilers
- Shadow finalizes his plan to get revenge on Mario. Mario, stressed yells at everyone and goes to an underground boxing ring to vent, meeting Donkey Kong. He is defeated and convinced to clean up his act.
- Wario and Waluigi meet up with Mario, but leave to join Bowser (and the Slaiyers) instead.
- Mario plans to make amends to Shadow and the others. Shadow's plan goes off, killing Peach. The Slaiyers, Mario, and some Trolls get into a battle. Many Slaiyers die, Shadow is consumed by "Void" and kills Mario.
- Rob learns the power of lightning shouts by recounting his battle with Hindo.
- Coyote attempts to get more info from Demaro but is unsuccesful. He dissects him and uses him as a puppet.
- Jacko is demonized by Lord Nim.
- Fudd, using Eggman's memories makes his way to one of Eggman's labs with Silver and discover the frozen Underbite Troll, Markus, and Fish and Pork crew. They briefly help but are killed by a demon Jacko.