Doug

Doug
Biographical info
Physical description
Species	Human
Gender	Male
Skin color	Light
Hair color	Black
Eye color	Black
Personal information
Affiliation	The Defenders
Allies	Porkchop, Skeeter, Patty
Enemies	The Trolls
Traits
Likes	chocolate milk
Dislikes	others insisting that he is gay
Appearances
First appearance	Chapter 5, Page 11
Last appearance	Chapter 28, Page 31
Status	Unknown
In real life
Actual name	Douglas Funnie
First appearance	Doug Doug Can't Dance (1991)
Franchise	Doug

“	I definately won't need Viagra this time, i totally have a raging boner up in my britches. I need to share my fruitful sprinkles with my Vivian booty momma. I will get her to totally scratch my testicles with her teeth.	”
Doug, Chapter 18, Page 1

Doug is a character appearing in Tails Gets Trolled. He is one of the lower-ranking members of The Defenders and tends to be an annoyance to the rest.

Appearance

Unlike other characters in Tails Gets Trolled, Doug's eyes are pitch black, appearing as dots. He is mostly bald with the exceptions of small points of hair growing from the top of his head. He is mostly seen wearing his black robe in his appearances. Doug also claims to have a penis the size of a boat.

History

Before joining the Defenders, Doug was evidently popular on TV, as Tails recognizes Doug when they first meet. At some point before joining up with the Defenders, his dog would end up being "gang banged to death" by The Trolls, prompting Doug to join. He and Skeeter are implied to have been involved in some form of a homosexual relationship in the past, as Doug mentions receiving a handjob from Skeeter before, and Skeeter stating to him later that they agreed to be "just friends" 10 years prior. Patty also mentions an incident in which she speaks to Doug about her feelings for him which ended with Doug crying and denying the idea that he might be gay.

Doug is first seen alongside Skeeter questioning Tails immediately after kidnapping him. He is completely convinced that Tails is a member of the trolls and threatens him before Pori appears and explains to him what is really going on, scolding him for his paranoia in the process. Doug (and Skeeter) are both skipped over when Tails begins to train as they are stated to be weaker than him.

Doug bursts out into song.

The next time Doug is seen is when Knuckles arrives and smokes weed with Tails, Cheeto Man, and Spyro. Knuckles is initially opposed to letting him smoke with them due to a past incident but he is allowed in when Cheeto Man allows him in.

Things do not last long before Doug begins to get rowdy. He begins to claim that he had an intense five hours of sex with Vivian but no one believes him. Doug also becomes defensive when Spyro insists that he may have had sex with Trix Rabbit or Skeeter instead. Shortly afterwards, Doug bursts out into song much to the annoyance of everybody in the room. Knuckles suggests leaving Doug and moving over, but then Doug picks up Spyro's dog and begins to chomp on its ear. When it bites back, Doug slams it onto the ground and gets into a heated argument with Spyro where he denies being in a sexual relationship with Skeeter. Now at his limit, Doug begins to puke before bursting into tears, claiming that he and Skeeter never had sex and that he had only given him a handjob in the past before passing out. The group then leaves him unconscious in Spyro's room.

Later, Doug by himself awakens incredibly horny. He leaves the room in search for his booty mamma Vivian to make love with her "in all holes" (including the ear) and finds "her" sleeping. Unfortunately, he is too high to see that he is talking to Skeeter and they begin to have sex. Patty walks in on the two later and catches the two in the act, and takes a picture before leaving them. Since then he lies in bed with Skeeter, dazed and confused over what had just happened.

Personality

Doug can be a pest to the other Defenders. Pori talks down about Doug and thinks of him as paranoid, while Knuckles talks about not wanting him to smoke weed due to a past incident. Doug also appears to regret his homosexual relationship with Skeeter (or being revealed as gay), as he vehemently denies the possibility of accidentally having sex with Trix Rabbit or Skeeter during the party.

Notably, Doug appears to be very afraid of Cheeto Man and the true nature of the Defenders. During his time spent with Knuckles smoking weed, he immediately attempts to derail the focus of the conversation away from Hello Kitty and Cheeto Man's relationship to anything else whenever it comes up (either by talking about Vivian or singing), to avoid angering Cheeto Man.

Abilities

Doug has not displayed any abilities of note nor has anyone mentioned him having any powers. He is implied to be incredibly unskilled considering that Pacman mentions that an untrained and inexperienced Tails is still stronger than Doug.

Quotes

Fuck you bro, you mad bro?

—Doug trolling Spyro, Chapter 17: Psychological Assessment, Page 18

Real Life Origins

Douglas "Doug" Funnie is the star of his own television show, Doug. In it, he records his various adventures growing up and moving through elementary school in a journal to tell the viewers. He is best friends with Skeeter Valentine and Patti Mayonnaise, harboring feelings for the latter.

Differences

Doug in Tails Gets Trolled appears to have been romantically involved with Skeeter in the past while in the show they are nothing more than just friends. The shape of his eyes are also much larger in Tails Gets Trolled while they are dot-sized in the shows. The art-style of his head is also slightly different, as it is drawn with the complete outline in Tails Gets Trolled whereas it lacks the outline on the top in the shows.

Gallery

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  Doug confirming to have received a handjob from Skeeter in the past.

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  Doug and Skeeter found in bed together.

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  Doug has a bad trip on weed.

Trivia

• The sense where Doug smokes weed in Chapter 17 was based on a real event Lazerbot had.