List of deaths
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"ok everyone! do you guys see this paper? well theres nothing on it yet but there will be" |
This page lists out all deaths that take place in Tails Gets Trolled.
Notes
- Last words are taken chronologically.
- Kills made by the Christians are counted as kills made by the group as a whole for this chart unless the two appearing in Chapter 9 are given specific identities later down the road
- Kills made by a Neutral's puppets are counted as a kill by the user with the exception of Miladox.
- The tables list out visible on-screen deaths including deaths mentioned by other characters (such as Porkchop or the Donald family hitman). Characters that are presumed dead are avoided when possible, though some are still listed such as Sillous if there is a reasonable way to assume that they have passed. Some characters (such as Troll King and the village of Alferd, Shadow and the villagers in Chapter 11) are assumed to have higher kill counts but only their on-screen deaths are totaled here.
To-do
- Verify number of visible villagers destroyed by Shadow
- Verify number of corpses in Cheeto Man's pipe
Chapter 1
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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 (Kill #: 1) |
Throat slit | Buried by Knuckles, Shadow, and Tails | "ah..... i was just joking about what i said about you and your freind before" |
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(Kill #: 2) |
Stabbed and cut | Buried by Knuckles, Shadow, and Tails | "im sorry i wont troll again i promise" |
|
 (Kill #: 1) |
Kicked in half | ??? | "where he go?" |
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(Kill #: 2) |
head punched through | ??? | "nooooo!! why did you kill him? i love him" |
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(Kill #: 3) |
stabbed offscreen | ??? | "shes a bitch that fucks all the fags in town. because that bitch of yours has a dick" |
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 (Kill #: 1) |
head crushed underfoot | ??? | "yea what the fuck are you anyways? you dam abomination. lol hes got a big mouth. i bet hes good at. you know sucking" |
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 (Kill #: 1) |
crushed by hammer | ??? | "your one fat looking fat guy" |
- Deaths thus far: 7 (7 this chapter)
Chapter 2
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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 (Kill #: 1) |
burned to death | ??? | "ummm we didn't mean anything with our insults" |
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(Kill #: 2) |
head crushed with hand | ??? | "im so so so sorry if you let me live ill suck your dick" |
- Deaths thus far: 9 (2 this chapter)
Chapter 3
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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(Kill #: 4) |
shot in the head | taken by Elmer | "hey bugs" |
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(Kill #: 5) |
multiple headshots | taken by Elmer | "NO!!!!!" |
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(Kill #: 3) |
stabbed through back | taken by trolls, then taken by Elmer | "whats the 2nd thing?" |
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 (Kill #: 1) |
stabbed in chest offscreen | ??? | "listen we all have to deal with our wrong choices in life. and i will make up for mine by getting the city back" |
- Deaths thus far: 13 (4 this chapter)
Chapter 4
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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 (Kill #: 2) |
burned to death | ??? | "ahhhhh arm... i think it might be broke" |
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(Kill #: 3) |
head crushed by hammer | ??? | "nooo!!!!!" |
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(Kill #: 2) |
bisected with spear | "reverse engineered chest taken by Luigi arm given to Troll King" | "oh shit.... well im dead" |
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(Kill #: 3) |
beheaded in bare hand | "taken by Troll Face and used as a sex doll, then taken by Coyote" | "look out!!!!" |
- Deaths thus far: 17 (4 this chapter)
Chapter 5
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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(Kill #: 4) |
brain turned off | taken by Troll Face, thouroughly raped, then taken by Fudd | "NOOO! im gonna kill you, i will kill all of you with this star!!!!" |
| Porkchop | The Trolls (Kill #: 1) |
gangbanged to death | ??? | N/A |
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(Kill #: 5) |
unknown | ??? | "alright" |
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 (Kill #: 1) |
slashed by sword | ??? | "run!!!" |
Notes
- Sillous is assumed to have died alongside Oxsist in their attempt to take back Alferd
Chapter 6
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 Two trolls |
 (Kill #: 1 & 2) |
burned to death | Scorched | N/A |
 Troll |
 (Kill #: 1) |
head shot off | ??? | N/A |
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Unknown | Unknown | Preserved in ice by Troll King, bisected later by Coyote | "sir i killed him" |
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 (Kill #: 1) |
shot out of cannon | Revived | "wait how is this gonna work if knuckle's doesn't even know where the trolls are?" |
Chapter 7
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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(Kill #: 2) |
head bashed and burned | cremated | "what?" |
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(Kill #: 3) |
head bashed with bat | cremated | "i come from a group that is called the troll's the saying trolls be trollin is from there" |
Chapter 8
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Snoopy | The Trolls (Kill #: 2) |
gangbanged to death | ??? | N/A |
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 (Kill #: 1) |
shot in the head | ??? | "i dont even know whats going on?" |
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 (Kill #: 1) |
beheaded | ??? | "no!!!" |
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(Kill #: 2) |
head shot off | ??? | "noooooooooooooooo!!!" |
| The Joker |  (Kill #: 1) |
unknown, offscreen | ??? | N/A |
| Batman's Parents | Alfred's goons (Kill #: 1 & 2) |
shot offscreen | ??? | N/A |
| Alfred | (Kill #: 2) |
unknown, offscreen | ??? | (telling batman he was in a group called the trolls) |
| Tweety Bird |  (Kill #: 1) |
unknown, offscreen | "kept as a puppet, crushed by a troll" | N/A |
Chapter 9
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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failed the blood trial | Became Kelic's puppet | "what are you people blabbing about?" |
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failed the blood trial | Became Kelic's puppet | "only he can past judgement on all our souls. there is no other god," |
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failed the blood trial | Became Kelic's puppet | "when are we gonna start the ritual? what the gently cares is with that?" |
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failed the blood trial | Became Kelic's puppet | "our shollow souls will see judgement" |
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failed the blood trial | Became Kelic's puppet | "our fates are in his hands" |
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 (Kill #: 1) |
Fed poisonous milk | Became Tom's puppet | "ughhhhhhhhhh" |
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Unknown | unknown, offscreen | Briefly used by Porky, became Kelic's puppet | N/A |
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Christians (Kill #: 1 & 2) |
dismembered offscreen | cooked into bacon | N/A |
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(Kill #: 3) |
shot through head | Body taken by Satanists, then taken back by Sylvester | "can you hold him real quick he needs to be changed" |
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(Kill #: 4) |
shot through head | Body taken by Satanists, then taken back by Sylvester | N/A |
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(Kill #: 1) |
suicide by hanging | Body taken by Satanists, then taken back by Sylvester | "sure, hey little guy i missed you so much" |
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Christians (Kill #: 5) |
unknown, offscreen | Became Kelic's puppet | "we can't let you kill them" |
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Christians (Kill #: 6) |
unknown, offscreen | Became Kelic's puppet | "satan is the only lord and he doesn't favor christians so die!!" |
| Satanists (Kill #: 1) |
unknown, offscreen | Became Kelic's puppet | "this is for GOD!!!" | |
| Satanists (Kill #: 2) |
unknown, offscreen | Became Kelic's puppet | "satanist, well then if you plan to get in our way we shall smite you in the name of the lord." |
Chapter 10
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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 (Kill #: 1) |
crushed by Addy | taken by Demaro, then taken by Coyote | "damnit you sent your monster to break my arms so i couldn't fight back" |
Chapter 11
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 villagers | (Kill #: 6-20) |
blasted to oblivion | disintegrated | "what is that in the sky?" (blue shirted man) "huh?" (red shirted man) |
| Trolls |  (Kill #: ?) |
unknown | unknown | N/A |
| Donald Family Hitman |  (Kill #: 1) |
raped then killed by unknown means | Presumably kept as a sex toy | N/A |
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The Trolls (Kill #: 3) |
Forced to watch Twilight, hitting critical levels of retardedness | ??? | N/A |
Chapter 12
No deaths.
Chapter 13
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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 (Kill #: 1) |
inadvertantly taken into Miladox's world, torn to pieces | soul sucked out, freed by Coyote later | "GOOOOOOSG YOU PEICE OF SHIT HAAASDAD YOU FUCKUU ASS HOLE!! YOU FUCKING DICK AHHH HOGOGO ITS HURTS SO MUCH!!... ahhh holy fuck, this fucking hurts" |
 Troll |
 (Kill #: 1) |
Cage dropped | Blown into bits | N/A |
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(Kill #: 2) |
unknown | became sylvester's puppet | N/A |
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(Kill #: 3) |
unknown | became sylvester's puppet | N/A |
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(Kill #: 4) |
unknown | became sylvester's puppet | N/A |
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(Kill #: 5-8) |
unknown | became sylvester's puppet | N/A |
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(Kill #: 2) |
unknown | became tom's puppet | N/A |
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(Kill #: 3 & 4) |
unknown | became tom's puppet | N/A |
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(Kill #: 5 & 6) |
unknown | became tom's puppet | N/A |
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(Kill #: 7) |
killed to spite Sylvester | became tom's puppet | N/A |
 ~7 caged trolls |
(Kill #: 2-8) |
stabbed with a spear | ??? | "AHHHHH!! Help ME!" |
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(Kill #: 8) |
Crushed with Spike | ??? | "ahahahahah the same thing happened to me" |
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(Kill #: 9) |
Crushed with Big Bird | ??? | "oh shitty balls" |
Chapter 14
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 Troll |
(Kill #: 9) |
Eaten by his dogs | ??? | N/A |
 Troll |
(Kill #: 10) |
Neck broken by Granny | ??? | N/A |
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(Kill #: 10) |
Killed by Ernie the Chicken | ??? | "NO I DON'T WANNA DIE I'M A VIRGIN! HHHHAHHAHAHAH!" |
| 12 Mentioned Trolls | (Kill #: 22) |
Offscreen. Sylvester says he has killed 14 trolls, adding 12 offscreen deaths | ??? | N/A |
| 2 Mentioned Trolls | (Kill #: 12) |
Offscreen. Sylvester says Tom has killed 5 trolls, adding 2 offscreen deaths | ??? | N/A |
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(Kill #: 13) |
Neck broken by Granny | ??? | "i don't know what i stepped on but it was kind of nasty yeah yeah, i follow the beat with my meat, i got so much swag" |
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(Kill #: 9) |
Stabbed with a spear | ??? | "please don't kill me, i have a pet turtle at home that needs me, please i will blow you if i have to. aahhhhhhhhh |
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(Kill #: 21) |
shot in the head | "became Coyote's puppet destroyed by Troll Face" | "Beep Beep! Beep Beep!" |
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(Kill #: 3) |
burned to death using Luigi's corpse | ??? | "what the hell!!" |
 Trolls in the morgue |
(Kill #: 4 & 5) |
burned to death using Luigi's corpse | ??? | ".....oh my god! shit" (Beanie wearing troll) |
Chapter 15
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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(Kill #: 2) |
Took a bullet in the chest for Tom | Retrieved by silver | "Because I consider you family and I would do anything for family, all that stuff I said and did was just to give you something to better your self with, if I was always your rival then you would always try to surpass me. I hhhhhhh I've always respected you tom... i.....hhhHHHH......f..ahhhhhh.." |
Chapter 16
No deaths.
Chapter 17
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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(Kill #: 5) |
Head popped open | ??? | "It's not like he tore off your arm like Luigi lol. Shadow hasn't done anything to you, he's just a fucking noob." |
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(Kill #: 1) |
Overdosed on sleeping pills | ??? | "Hey man, i heard you can get really high off of sleeping pills. And what will make us cooler then the other kids? We will swallow a whole bottles worth of it." |
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(Kill #: 1) |
Overdosed on sleeping pulls | ??? | "Yeah man, even know it said for under aged kids to not do it, and to not take more then 2 pills or risk of dying. But we're gonna do it anyways, cuzz we are so cool. Hell yeeeahhh." |
Chapter 18
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jim's Prostitute | Unknown | Mentioned to be shot | ??? | N/A |
Chapter 20
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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 (Kill #: 1) |
killed offscreen for having the clap | dumped in the pipeline | "Knuckles, let go.." |
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(Kill #: 2) |
killed offscreen for having the clap | dumped in the pipeline | "Yeaaaahhh..." |
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(Kill #: 3) |
killed offscreen for having the clap | dumped in the pipeline | "I'm sure you finna enjoy it more here in a few baby." |
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(Kill #: 4) |
killed offscreen for having the clap | dumped in the pipeline | "Yeah, you're right. But i'm pretty fucking happy i didn't make a move, id rather not go through the akwardness of him trying to explain why his dick didn't work hahahaa." |
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(Kill #: 5) |
killed offscreen for having the clap | dumped in the pipeline | "That, was, amazing..." |
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(Kill #: 6) |
unknown | dumped in the pipleline | N/A |
| Birdo | (Kill #: 7) |
unknown | dumped in the pipeline | N/A |
| Tyler the Gay Frog | (Kill #: 8) |
unknown | dumped in the pipeline | N/A |
| 25 Pipeline corpses | (Kill #: 33) |
unknown | dumped in the pipeline | N/A |
Chapter 21
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
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(Kill #: 3) |
head ripped off with toxic vines | "Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released." | "AHHHHHHHHHH!! WHHHHHYYY YOOUUUUUUU SOOOOOOOO MAAADD!!" |
| Baby Troll | (Kill #: 2) |
head smashed by thrown bottle | ??? | N/A |
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A lion (Kill #: 1) |
head eaten | Is somehow alive? | "I can't seem to go any further! There seems to be a wall in my path!" |
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(Kill #: 4) |
body torn apart by spikes | "Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released." | "Ohh, I love it when you make it tighter baby, harder!! OH GOD HARDER!! Fuck yeah!" |
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(Kill #: 5) |
stepped on a trap set before | "Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released." | "Ohh no... ohhh noo.. I made, a mistake! Oh crud, I made a mistake. OHH FUCK!! WE MADE A FUCKING MISTAKE!!! Wha.. Ohh no, no no no.. Oh no no no NO!! Oh FUCK!! FUCK NOOO!!! AHHHHHH!!" |
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(Kill #: 6) |
sliced apart after his power up | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "......Daaaaaaaang.." |
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(Kill #: 7) |
sliced apart after his power up | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "Oh!! Shitty balls on a turkey sandwich! Well you're fucked no! Don't believe me? Look! Our backup as arrived, bitch" |
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(Kill #: 8) |
sliced apart after his power up | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "Lol look at that bitch running, bitch. Such a bitch, bitch." |
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(Kill #: 9) |
sliced apart after his power up | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "Shouldn't we be fighting that guy over there?" |
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(Kill #: 10) |
sliced apart after his power up | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "Woah.. Why is u so faq-n mahd brrrrew?" |
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(Kill #: 11) |
Hit with a ball of strings | "Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released." | "We just got here, but I'm really wishing we didn't..." |
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(Kill #: 12) |
Sliced in half with strings | "Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released." | "What?? He shouldn't have been done move his there arm like dat. How? Huh? HOW!!?" |
| Four Trolls | (Kill #: 13-17) |
exploded with strings | "Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released." | N/A |
Chapter 22
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
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 (Kill #: 18 / 1) |
Fed to Dusk Hunter | Eaten. Soul sucked in by Miladox, later released | "Help!" |
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(Kill #: 19) |
stabbed in the throat | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "I suck dick... I can suck a mean dick... Please don't kill me. I'm really good at sucking dick. I'll suck your dick if you let me go.. Your big beasty dick!" "Ugh.." |
| Three trolls | (Kill #: 20-22) |
exploded with strings | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | N/A |
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Demaro (Kill #: 23-24) |
poisoned with vines | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "HOLY SHITTTT! AHHHHH" "Well shit..." |
| Corpses | unknown | unknown | Kept in Coyote's book, used as human shields and destroyed | N/A |
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 (Kill #: 25-26 / 1-2) |
Thrown in front of Demaro's attack by Coyote | "Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released." | "I'm gonna miss Call of Duty most of all" -White Penis Man "...I'm sure it's no surprise of what game i prefer.. Gears of War of course!" -Teabagger |
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(Kill #: 27) |
head ripped off by a vine | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "I will carry on your legacy.... My name is Jeff." |
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(Kill #: 28) |
Bisected with Demaro/Miladox's claw | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "..God damn it, why doesn't Lazerbot listen to me.. DERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!" |
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(Kill #: 29) |
Neck broken with a kick | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "Man! You've laid me out like I was Ronda Rousey.. Bam, K.O! There goes my fighting career.." |
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(Kill #: 30) |
Back slashed with his claw | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "...I'm ready, take me... Lord Shrek, take me home...... Shrek..." |
Chapter 23
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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(Kill #: 2) |
Slashed to death | Soul eaten, later released. | "..What the eff man.. Where the doggy guy at?" |
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(Kill #: 3-5) |
Slashed to death | Souls eaten, later released | "HOLY SHIT!" |
 A Goomba |
(Kill #: 6) |
Slashed to death | Soul eaten, later released. | "Oh hell no" |
Chapter 24
| Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| "A lot of people" |  (Kill #: ??) |
Claimed by Hulk to be slaiyed | ??? | ??? |
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(Kill #: 6) |
Jaw broken, thrown at tree | Left in the jungle | ....Ahhhhhhh!!!... |
| A lizard |  (Kill #: 1) |
crushed to death | ??? | N/A |
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(Kill #: 6) |
"Burned to death with Luigi's fire" | ??? | "Let, the fuck, go of me! You damn Denisovan! ...Shit!" |
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 (Kill #: 1) |
Struck by demonic energy | ??? | "...We will meet again, in the afterlife... My Brother..." |
| Morgue corpses | ??? | unknown | put in morgue taken by Coyote | N/A |
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(Kill #: 3) |
Burned to death with Magma Garry's corpse in rage | cremated | "Garry, what's going on out there? ...Wait!! Garry, no!!" |
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(Kill #: 1) |
From being experimented on | ??? | N/A |
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(Kill #: 4) |
"Bomb inside body pierced with string lance and detonated" | ??? | AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!.. |
Summary
| Character | Count | Notes |
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33 | May be larger depending on size of the pipeline |
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30 | |
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22 | |
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TBD | May be larger depending on population of the village destroyed |
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TBD | May be larger depending on exact number of trolls captured in the cage |
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13 | |
| Christians | 6 | May be larger depending on backstory |
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6 | |
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6 | |
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6 | May be larger based on number of Dragonborn slain and half of Alferd's population that were killed |
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4 | |
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TBD | May be larger depending on number of experiments |
|
3 | |
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3 | Counting his own kills done alive |
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3 | |
| The Trolls | 3 | Extremely variable, currently counts kills mentioned to have been done by them in the past |
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2 | May be larger depending on authenticity of his backstory as well as the exact number of his "loved ones" that he claimed to kill |
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2 | |
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2 | |
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2 | |
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2 | |
| Satanists | 2 | May be larger depending on backstory |
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1 | May be larger depending on whether or not he had a hand in wiping out the Dragonborn |
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1 | |
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1 | |
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1 | |
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1 | |
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1 | |
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1 | |
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? | Dependent on number of trolls in cage (and assumes she stabbed one cage to death as Silver did one) |
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? | Dependent on number of trolls she killed after being trolled |