List of deaths

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This page lists out all deaths that take place in Tails Gets Trolled.

Notes

• Last words are taken chronologically.
• Kills made by the Christians are counted as kills made by the group as a whole for this chart unless the two appearing in Chapter 9 are given specific identities later down the road
• The dead bodies in Cheeto Man's pipeline are counted as The Defenders' kills as it's unknown if Cheeto Man killed them personally or if he just ordered his subordinates to do it for him.
• Kills made by a Neutral's puppets are counted as a kill by the user with the exception of Miladox.
• The tables list out visible on-screen deaths including deaths mentioned by other characters (such as Porkchop or the Donald family hitman). Characters that are presumed dead are avoided when possible, though some are still listed such as Sillous if there is a reasonable way to assume that they have passed. Some characters (such as Troll King and the village of Alferd, Shadow and the villagers in Chapter 11) are assumed to have higher kill counts but only their on-screen deaths are totaled here.

To-do

• Verify number of corpses in Cheeto Man's pipe
• Verify number of people in the city of alferd
• Verify number of experiments eggman performed

Chapter 1

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
Dick Taker	Shadow (Kill #: 1)	Throat slit	Buried by Knuckles, Shadow, and Tails	"ah..... i was just joking about what i said about you and your freind before"
Butter Tits	Shadow (Kill #: 2)	Stabbed and cut	Buried by Knuckles, Shadow, and Tails	"im sorry i wont troll again i promise"
Kei-so	Sonic (Kill #: 1)	Kicked in half	???	"where he go?"
Toke '	Sonic (Kill #: 2)	Head punched through	???	"nooooo!! why did you kill him? i love him"
Brandon	Shadow (Kill #: 3)	Stabbed offscreen	???	"shes a bitch that fucks all the fags in town. because that bitch of yours has a dick"
PussySlayer9000	Luigi (Kill #: 1)	Head crushed underfoot	???	"yea what the fuck are you anyways? you dam abomination. lol hes got a big mouth. i bet hes good at. you know sucking"
Austin	Mario (Kill #: 1)	Crushed by hammer	???	"your one fat looking fat guy"

• Deaths thus far: 7 (7 this chapter)

Chapter 2

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
Tooth D. Cay	Bowser (Kill #: 1)	Burned to death	???	"ummm we didn't mean anything with our insults"
Concave Headed Mother Fucker	Bowser (Kill #: 2)	Head crushed with hand	???	"im so so so sorry if you let me live ill suck your dick"

• Deaths thus far: 9 (2 this chapter)

Chapter 3

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
Daffy	Shadow (Kill #: 4)	Shot in the head	Taken by Elmer	"hey bugs"
Bugs	Shadow (Kill #: 5)	Multiple headshots	Taken by Elmer	"NO!!!!!"
Eggman	Sonic (Kill #: 3)	Stabbed through back	Taken by trolls, then taken by Elmer	"whats the 2nd thing?"
Oxsist	Troll King (Kill #: 1)	Stabbed in chest offscreen	???	"listen we all have to deal with our wrong choices in life. and i will make up for mine by getting the city back"

• Deaths thus far: 13 (4 this chapter)

Notes

• It can be presumed that Troll King killed a larger number of villagers from Oxsist's village when they attempted to take back the city

Chapter 4

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
Cream	Luigi (Kill #: 2)	Burned to death	???	"ahhhhh arm... i think it might be broke"
Espio	Luigi (Kill #: 3)	Head crushed by hammer	???	"nooo!!!!!"
Emerl	Troll King (Kill #: 2)	Bisected with spear	Reverse engineered chest taken by Luigi arm given to Troll King	"oh shit.... well im dead"
Sonic	Troll King (Kill #: 3)	Beheaded in bare hand	Taken by Troll Face and used as a sex doll, then taken by Coyote	"look out!!!!"

• Deaths thus far: 17 (4 this chapter)

Chapter 5

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
Luigi	Troll King (Kill #: 4)	Brain turned off, then raped to death by Troll Face offscreen	Taken by Troll Face, thouroughly raped, then taken by Fudd	"NOOO! im gonna kill you, i will kill all of you with this star!!!!"
Porkchop	The Trolls (Kill #: 1)	Gangbanged to death	???	N/A
Sillous	Troll King (Kill #: 5)	Unknown	???	"alright"
William	The Man in the Ice (Kill #: 1)	Slashed by sword	???	"run!!!"

• Deaths thus far: 21 (4 this chapter)

Notes

• Sillous is assumed to have died alongside Oxsist in their attempt to take back Alferd

Chapter 6

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
Two trolls	Rob (Kill #: 1 & 2)	Burned to death	Scorched	N/A
Troll	Elmer Fudd (Kill #: 1)	Head shot off	???	N/A
The Man in the Ice	Unknown	Unknown	Preserved in ice by Troll King, bisected later by Coyote	"sir i killed him"
Teemo	Knuckles (Kill #: 1)	Shot out of cannon	Revived	"wait how is this gonna work if knuckle's doesn't even know where the trolls are?"

• Deaths thus far: 26 (5 this chapter)

Chapter 7

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
Bleach	Mario (Kill #: 2)	Head bashed and burned	Cremated	"what?"
Kario	Mario (Kill #: 3)	Head bashed with bat	Cremated	"i come from a group that is called the troll's the saying trolls be trollin is from there"

• Deaths thus far: 28 (2 this chapter)

Chapter 8

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
Snoopy	The Trolls (Kill #: 2)	Gangbanged to death	???	N/A
Markus	Jacko (Kill #: 1)	Shot in the head	???	"i dont even know whats going on?"
Underbite Troll	Chinese John (Kill #: 1)	Beheaded	"Alive" in The Underworld	"no!!!"
Chinese John	Elmer Fudd (Kill #: 2)	Head shot off	???	"noooooooooooooooo!!!"
The Joker	Batman (Kill #: 1)	Unknown, offscreen	???	N/A
Batman's Parents	Alfred's goons (Kill #: 1 & 2)	Shot offscreen	???	N/A
Alfred	Batman (Kill #: 2)	Unknown, offscreen	???	(Telling batman he was in a group called the trolls)
Tweety Bird	(Kill #: 1)	Unknown, offscreen	Kept as a puppet, crushed by a troll	N/A

• Deaths thus far: 37 (9 this chapter)

Chapter 9

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
Bob		Failed the blood trial	Became Kelic's puppet	"what are you people blabbing about?"
John		Failed the blood trial	Became Kelic's puppet	"only he can past judgement on all our souls. there is no other god,"
Keven		Failed the blood trial	Became Kelic's puppet	"when are we gonna start the ritual? what the gently cares is with that?"
October		Failed the blood trial	Became Kelic's puppet	"our shollow souls will see judgement"
Bill		Failed the blood trial	Became Kelic's puppet	"our fates are in his hands"
Jarry	Tom (Kill #: 1)	Fed poisonous milk	Became Tom's puppet	"ughhhhhhhhhh"
Pastor Henrey		Unknown, offscreen	Briefly used by Porky, became Kelic's puppet	N/A
Hamy & Pepperon Pig	Christians (Kill #: 1 & 2)	Dismembered offscreen	Cooked into bacon	N/A
Petunia	Father Bartholomew (Kill #: 3)	Shot through head	Body taken by Satanists, then taken back by Sylvester	"can you hold him real quick he needs to be changed"
Porky Jr.	Father Bartholomew (Kill #: 4)	Shot through head	Body taken by Satanists, then taken back by Sylvester	N/A
Porky	Porky (Kill #: 1)	Suicide by hanging	Body taken by Satanists, then taken back by Sylvester	"sure, hey little guy i missed you so much"
Bjorn	Christians (Kill #: 5)	Unknown, offscreen	Became Kelic's puppet	"we can't let you kill them"
Lettuce Head	Christians (Kill #: 6)	Unknown, offscreen	Became Kelic's puppet	"satan is the only lord and he doesn't favor christians so die!!"
Father Bartholomew	Satanists (Kill #: 1)	unknown, offscreen	Became Kelic's puppet	"this is for GOD!!!"
Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan	Satanists (Kill #: 2)	unknown, offscreen	Became Kelic's puppet	"satanist, well then if you plan to get in our way we shall smite you in the name of the lord."

• Deaths thus far: 53 (16 this chapter)

Chapter 10

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
Kelic	Demaro (Kill #: 1)	Arms broken, then torn in two in bare hand by Addy	Taken by Demaro, then taken by Coyote	"damnit you sent your monster to break my arms so i couldn't fight back"

• Deaths thus far: 54 (1 this chapter)

Chapter 11

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
~13 villagers	Shadow (Kill #: 6-18)	Blasted to oblivion	Disintegrated	"what is that in the sky?" (Little Timmy) "huh?" (red shirted man)
Trolls	Vivian (Kill #: ?)	Unknown	Unknown	N/A
Trolls / Cheeto Man's captors	The Defenders (Kill #: ?)	Unknown	Unknown	N/A
Donald Family Hitman	Troll Face (Kill #: 1)	Raped then killed by unknown means	Presumably kept as a sex toy	N/A
Rosie ODonald	The Trolls (Kill #: 3)	Forced to watch Twilight, hitting critical levels of retardedness	???	Ahhhhherrrrr... Pleaaasee... Pleaaase give me morrrrrrreeeee!!!...

• Deaths thus far: 69 (15 this chapter)

Notes

• 7 villagers shown at first plus one extra counting the pregnant woman's unborn child totaling 8, then 5 later on. The count might be 14 depending on if the final skeleton is considered to be different from one of the 5 present. For the count it is assumed that there are 13 villagers present.
• Cheeto Man mentions to Tails that The Defenders saved him from captivity from The Trolls and slaughtered the captors. It is unknown how many trolls were slain as well as whether or not the story is accurate to begin with at this point.

Chapter 12

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
Android Garry	Demaro (Kill #: -)	Trapped in sphere, then crushed	Obliterated	"this can't hold me forever"

• Deaths thus far: 69 (0 this chapter)

Notes

• Garry's android is by technicality an extension of himself and not its own being, so it is not counted as an actual death, but it is listed here just to note it.

Chapter 13

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
Garry	Miladox (Kill #: 1)	Inadvertantly taken into Miladox's world, torn to pieces	Soul sucked out, freed by Coyote later	"GOOOOOOSG YOU PEICE OF SHIT HAAASDAD YOU FUCKUU ASS HOLE!! YOU FUCKING DICK AHHH HOGOGO ITS HURTS SO MUCH!!... ahhh holy fuck, this fucking hurts"
Troll	Silver (Kill #: 1)	Cage dropped	Blown into bits	N/A
Ernie		Unknown	Became Sylvester's puppet	N/A
Foghorn Leghorn		Unknown	Became Sylvester's puppet	N/A
Big Bird		Unknown	Became Sylvester's puppet	N/A
Penguins of Madagascar: Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private.		Unknown	Became Sylvester's puppet	N/A
Hector		Unknown	Became Tom's puppet	N/A
Spike (T&J) & Tyke		Unknown	Became Tom's puppet	N/A
Spike (LT) & Chester		Unknown	Became Tom's puppet	N/A
Granny	Tom (Kill #: 2)	Killed to spite Sylvester	Became Tom's puppet	N/A
~7 caged trolls	Silver (Kill #: 2-8)	Stabbed with a spear	???	"AHHHHH!! Help ME!" (Nathen Fredrick Tailor "NFT")
Orompolisteranicumdumporistalinocopoliosis	Tom (Kill #: 3)	Crushed with Spike	???	"ahahahahah the same thing happened to me"
xX_ShadowGamer_Xx	Sylvester (Kill #: 2)	Crushed with Big Bird	???	"oh shitty balls"

• Deaths thus far: 93 (24 this chapter)

Chapter 14

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
Troll	Tom (Kill #: 4)	Eaten by his dogs	???	N/A
Troll	Rom (Kill #: 5)	Neck broken by Granny	???	N/A
Hacker Troll	Sylvester (Kill #: 3)	Killed by Ernie the Chicken	???	"NO I DON'T WANNA DIE I'M A VIRGIN! HHHHAHHAHAHAH!"
12 Mentioned Trolls	Sylvester (Kill #: 4-15)	Offscreen. Sylvester says he has killed 14 trolls, adding 12 offscreen deaths	???	N/A
2 Mentioned Trolls	Tom (Kill #: 6-7)	Offscreen. Sylvester says Tom has killed 5 trolls, adding 2 offscreen deaths	???	N/A
Hump in the fuck	Tom (Kill #: 8)	Neck broken by Granny	???	"i don't know what i stepped on but it was kind of nasty yeah yeah, i follow the beat with my meat, i got so much swag"
Chip	Silver (Kill #: 9)	Stabbed with a spear	???	"please don't kill me, i have a pet turtle at home that needs me, please i will blow you if i have to. aahhhhhhhhh
Road Runner	Shadow (Kill #: 19)	Shot in the head	Became Coyote's puppet, then destroyed by Troll Face	"Beep Beep! Beep Beep!"
Rigor Mortpiss	Elmer Fudd & Luigi (Kill #: 3)	Burned to death using Luigi's corpse	???	"what the hell!!"
Trolls in the morgue	Elmer Fudd & Luigi (Kill #: 4 & 5)	Burned to death using Luigi's corpse	???	".....oh my god! shit" (Vinny the Piss)

• Deaths thus far: 115 (22 this chapter)

Chapter 15

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
Sylvester	Troll Face (Kill #: 2)	Had sylvester take a bullet for tom and shot the former as a result.	Retrieved by silver	"Because I consider you family and I would do anything for family, all that stuff I said and did was just to give you something to better your self with, if I was always your rival then you would always try to surpass me. I hhhhhhh I've always respected you tom... i.....hhhHHHH......f..ahhhhhh.."

• Deaths thus far: 116 (1 this chapter)

Chapter 16

No deaths.

Chapter 17

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
Bluebert	Troll King (Kill #: 5)	Head popped open	???	"It's not like he tore off your arm like Luigi lol. Shadow hasn't done anything to you, he's just a fucking noob."
Slick Pete	Slick Pete (Kill #: 1)	Overdosed on sleeping pills	???	"Hey man, i heard you can get really high off of sleeping pills. And what will make us cooler then the other kids? We will swallow a whole bottles worth of it."
Doug Walken	Doug Walken (Kill #: 1)	Overdosed on sleeping pulls	???	"Yeah man, even know it said for under aged kids to not do it, and to not take more then 2 pills or risk of dying. But we're gonna do it anyways, cuzz we are so cool. Hell yeeeahhh."

• Deaths thus far: 119 (3 this chapter)

Chapter 18

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
Jim's Prostitute	Unknown	Mentioned to be shot	???	N/A

• Deaths thus far: 120 (1 this chapter)

Chapter 19

No deaths.

Chapter 20

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
Amy	The Defenders (Kill #: 1)	Killed offscreen for having the clap	Dumped in the pipeline	"Knuckles, let go.."
Rouge	The Defenders (Kill #: 2)	Killed offscreen for having the clap	Dumped in the pipeline	"Yeaaaahhh..."
Candy Kong	The Defenders (Kill #: 3)	Killed offscreen for having the clap	Dumped in the pipeline	"I'm sure you finna enjoy it more here in a few baby."
Patty	The Defenders (Kill #: 4)	Killed offscreen for having the clap	Dumped in the pipeline	"Yeah, you're right. But i'm pretty fucking happy i didn't make a move, id rather not go through the akwardness of him trying to explain why his dick didn't work hahahaa."
Jessy	The Defenders (Kill #: 5)	killed offscreen for having the clap	Dumped in the pipeline	"That, was, amazing..."
A Toad	The Defenders (Kill #: 6)	Unknown	Dumped in the pipleline	N/A
Birdo	The Defenders (Kill #: 7)	Unknown	Dumped in the pipeline	N/A
Tyler	The Defenders (Kill #: 8)	Unknown	Dumped in the pipeline	N/A
25 Pipeline corpses	The Defenders (Kill #: 9-33)	Unknown	Dumped in the pipeline	N/A

• Deaths thus far: 153 (33 this chapter)

Chapter 21

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
THE Mr. Butt Fairy	Demaro (Kill #: 3)	Head ripped off with toxic vines	Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.	"AHHHHHHHHHH!! WHHHHHYYY YOOUUUUUUU SOOOOOOOO MAAADD!!"
Baby Troll	Jacko (Kill #: 2)	Head smashed by thrown bottle	???	N/A
Jolly Green Faggot	A lion (Kill #: 1)	Head eaten	Is somehow alive?	"I can't seem to go any further! There seems to be a wall in my path!"
Jacko	Demaro (Kill #: 4)	Body torn apart by spikes	Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.	"Ohh, I love it when you make it tighter baby, harder!! OH GOD HARDER!! Fuck yeah!"
LOUD FUCK	Demaro (Kill #: 5)	Stepped on a trap set before	Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.	"Ohh no... ohhh noo.. I made, a mistake! Oh crud, I made a mistake. OHH FUCK!! WE MADE A FUCKING MISTAKE!!! Wha.. Ohh no, no no no.. Oh no no no NO!! Oh FUCK!! FUCK NOOO!!! AHHHHHH!!"
Varic	Demaro (Kill #: 6)	Sliced apart after his power up	Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.	"......Daaaaaaaang.."
Sneed	Demaro (Kill #: 7)	Sliced apart after his power up	Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.	"Oh!! Shitty balls on a turkey sandwich! Well you're fucked no! Don't believe me? Look! Our backup as arrived, bitch"
Whitebeard	Demaro (Kill #: 8)	Sliced apart after his power up	Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.	"Lol look at that bitch running, bitch. Such a bitch, bitch."
Jayce	Demaro (Kill #: 9)	Sliced apart after his power up	Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.	"Shouldn't we be fighting that guy over there?"
Aubrey Cat	Demaro (Kill #: 10)	Sliced apart after his power up	Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.	"Woah.. Why is u so faq-n mahd brrrrew?"
Goobie	Demaro (Kill #: 11)	Hit with a ball of strings	Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.	"We just got here, but I'm really wishing we didn't..."
Sheldon "Also wants to be MegaMan" Black	Demaro (Kill #: 12)	Sliced in half with strings	Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.	"What?? He shouldn't have been done move his there arm like dat. How? Huh? HOW!!?"
Four trolls	Demaro (Kill #: 13-17)	Exploded with strings	Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.	N/A

• Deaths thus far: 169 (16 this chapter)

Chapter 22

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
Troll	Demaro & Dusk Hunter (Kill #: 18 / 1)	Fed to Dusk Hunter	Eaten. Soul sucked in by Miladox, later released	"Help!"
Expert Dick Sucker	Demaro (Kill #: 19)	Stabbed in the throat	Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.	"I suck dick... I can suck a mean dick... Please don't kill me. I'm really good at sucking dick. I'll suck your dick if you let me go.. Your big beasty dick!" "Ugh.."
Three trolls	Demaro (Kill #: 20-22)	Exploded with strings	Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.	N/A
Two Trolls	Demaro (Kill #: 23-24)	Poisoned with vines	Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.	"HOLY SHITTTT! AHHHHH" "Well shit..."
Two random people		Unknown	Kept in Coyote's book, used as human shields and destroyed	N/A
Sneed & Master Queef	Demaro & Coyote (Kill #: 25-26 / 1-2)	Thrown in front of Demaro's attack by Coyote	Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.	"I'm gonna miss Call of Duty most of all" -Sneed "...I'm sure it's no surprise of what game i prefer.. Gears of War of course!" -Master Queef
Jeff	Demaro (Kill #: 27)	Head ripped off by a vine	Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.	"I will carry on your legacy.... My name is Jeff."
(You)	Demaro (Kill #: 28)	Bisected with Demaro/Miladox's claw	Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.	"..God damn it, why doesn't Lazerbot listen to me.. DERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!"
Patreoll	Demaro (Kill #: 29)	Neck broken with a kick	Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.	"Man! You've laid me out like I was Ronda Rousey.. Bam, K.O! There goes my fighting career.."
Grapeface	Demaro (Kill #: 30)	Back slashed with his claw	Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.	"...I'm ready, take me... Lord Shrek, take me home...... Shrek..."

• Deaths thus far: 184 (15 this chapter)

Chapter 23

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
	(Kill #: 2)	Slashed to death	Soul eaten, later released.	"..What the eff man.. Where the doggy guy at?"
	(Kill #: 3-5)	Slashed to death	Souls eaten, later released	"HOLY SHIT!"
A Goomba	(Kill #: 6)	Slashed to death	Soul eaten, later released.	"Oh hell no"

• Deaths thus far: 188 (4 this chapter)

Chapter 24

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
"A lot of people"	(Kill #: ??)	Claimed by Hulk to be slaiyed	???	???
	(Kill #: 6)	Jaw broken, thrown at tree	Left in the jungle	....Ahhhhhhh!!!...
A lizard	(Kill #: 1)	crushed to death	???	N/A
	(Kill #: 6)	"Burned to death with Luigi's fire"	???	"Let, the fuck, go of me! You damn Denisovan! ...Shit!"
	(Kill #: 1)	Struck by demonic energy	???	"...We will meet again, in the afterlife... My Brother..."
	???	unknown	put in morgue taken by Coyote	N/A
	(Kill #: 4)	Slammed through fortress roof	"Alive" in The Underworld	..What the fuck is happening!?
	(Kill #: 5)	Burned to death with Magma Garry's corpse in rage	Revived later	"Garry, what's going on out there? ...Wait!! Garry, no!!"
Captured specimen	(Kill #: 1)	Experimented on	Placed into "Unviable Objects" storage	N/A
	(Kill #: 2)	Experimented on	???	N/A
	(Kill #: 6)	"Bomb inside body pierced with string lance and detonated"	???	AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!..

• Deaths thus far: 199 (11 this chapter)

Notes

• Previously did not count Hindo as a death until it was later confirmed in Chapter 25 that Coyote's attack had killed him and sent him to Hell

Chapter 25

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
Patrick	Saralite (Kill #: 1)	Restrained and impaled through chest with spirit strings	At Hollow's End	SPONGEBOB!! DON'T LET HER DO THIS!
Arthur's friends and family (excluding Pal)	Troll Face's Group (Kill #: 8)	Raped and killed	Unknown	....I don't know who you are but back off!!.. (David) ..Guys, i have a really bad feeling.... (Binky)
Pal	Troll Face (Kill # 3)	Raped and killed	Unknown	..........?
Boyfriend	Hulk (Kill #: 1)	Head crushed by boulder	Unknown	Hey shithead! Beep boop, suck my dick, asshole!
Sister Fister	Minion (Kill #: 1)	Shot by crossbow	Left in burning church	..The Lord has given me the strength to stand strong against evil men, and the groundless threats that come from them! ..You must be held accountable for your wicked ways, and your wrong doings. Your soul will be judged by God, to be condemmed back to hell from which you came, demon!..
Al Sex	Minion (Kill #: 2)	Slashed by skeleton	Left in burning church	...You wretched servant of Satan! I will have justice for the murders of Sister Fister and my brother Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol- -'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan!!
Mrs No Kisses	Minion (Kill #: 3)	Shot by crossbow	Left in burning church	Betrayal of the Church!! You both are exiled!!
Vinny the Piss	Brogan (Kill #: 1)	Head crushed by bat	Left in burning church	....I'll find you, Maggie!..
Brian Damage	Sinu (Kill #: 1)	Raised into air and crushed by Sinu's powers	Left in burning church	..Ok!... Ok!!... We've received your message, loud and clear!... Now, please leave our Church!... There need be no more killing this night!..
Bob of Booey	Minion (Kill #: 4)	Shot by crossbow	Left in burning church	N/A
Radiant Tanner	Either Chris Chin or Evangeline (Kill #: ??)	Struck with molotov, burned to death	Left in burning church	...Lord, please have mercy on our souls!......AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!..
Perky Jackson	Tom (Kill #: 9)	Head blasted off with shotgun	Left in Cocoa Jungle	Ahhh .... Holy shit... fucking shit balls...
Jasper	Tom (Kill #: 10)	Blasted by shotgun	Left in Cocoa Jungle	First my nose? Now my life? What more are you gonna take from me?
Attacking Hell Hound	Pori (Kill #: 1)	Cleaved	Evaporated	N/A
Kryzeal	Pori (Kill #: 2)	Cleaved	Evaporated	Lend me your power, Lord Satan!!
Hogwart	Hell Hounds (Kill #: 1)	Spine ripped out	Left in Cocoa Jungle	Watch out!! Behind you!!
Tom	Hell Hounds (Kill #: 2)	Decapitated	Left in Cocoa Jungle	Guys!! Escape while I hold him down! You have to make things right! End this fucking curse!

Death count: 223 (24 this chapter)

Chapter 26

Character(s) killed	Killer	Method	Corpse status	Last words / Most recent dialogue
Troll 3	Spongebob (Kill #: 1)	Shot in the face with a shuriken	???	That was some magician magic trick shit. Like, that dude flashed into some grass. Like woah.
Troll 2	Male driver (Kill #: 1)	Hit by a car	???	What the fuck!!! He's dead!! Ahhhhh!!
Troll 1	Spongebob (Kill #: 2)	Slashed in half with a katana	???	I don't know who that is!! this is not fair..it's unjustified..
At least 12 trolls	The Troll Slaiyers (Kill #: 1-12)	Brutally murdered and tortured	Left rotting in the jungle	N/A
At least 7 trolls	The Troll Slaiyers (Kill #: 13-19)	Brutally murdered and tortured	Left rotting in the jungle	N/A
Two toads	Mario (Kill #: 4-5)	Stabbed with their own spears	???	N/A
Wanda Bread	Hulk (Kill #: 2)	Head smashed with bare hands	???	Yes!! Yes!! YES!!
3 trolls	The Troll Slaiyers (Kill #: 20-22)	Brutally murdered and tortured	Left rotting in the jungle	N/A
Rabbit	Sonic (Kill #: 4)	Broken neck	Prepared for jerky and eaten	N/A
Panther	Tails (Kill #: 1)	Blown up by rocket	Body pieces left in jungle	N/A

Death count: 252 (29 this chapter)

Body Counts

Character	Count	Notes
The Defenders	33	May be larger depending on size of the pipeline and backstory
	30	Has the largest onscreen body count of all characters in the series. Potential +1 if Garry's android is counted
The Troll Slaiyers	22	May be larger depending on amount of trolls killed in the troll camps
	19	Has the second largest onscreen body count of all characters in the series. May be larger depending on population of the village destroyed
	15
	10
	9	May be larger depending on exact number of trolls captured in the cage
Troll Face's Group	8	sans Troll Face himself
Christians	6	May be larger depending on backstory
	6
	6
	6	May be larger based on number of Dragonborn slain and half of Alferd's population that were killed
	6
	5
	4
	4
	3	Counting his own kills done alive
The Trolls	3	Extremely variable, currently counts kills mentioned to have been done by them in the past
	3
	2	May be larger depending on number of experiments
	2	May be larger depending on authenticity of his backstory as well as the exact number of his "loved ones" that he claimed to kill
	2
	2
	2
	2
	2
Satanists	2	May be larger depending on backstory
	1
	1	May be larger depending on whether or not he had a hand in wiping out the Dragonborn
	1
	1
	1
	1	Suicide
	1	Suicide
	1	Suicide
	1
	1
	1
	?	Dependent on number of trolls in cage (and assumes she stabbed one cage to death as Silver did one)
	?	Dependent on number of trolls she killed after being trolled