Retard Double Threat

"the money guy is a retarded name call me the smart guy or something" —Silver This article has a conjectural title due to the lack of a proper name.

Butter Tits and the Dick Taker
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Biographical info
Place of birth	Unknown
Relatives	None
Physical description
Species	Human
Gender	Male
Skin color	White
Hair color	Brown (Butter Tits, eyebrows) Yellow (Dick Taker)
Eye color	Green (Butter Tits) Brown (Dick Taker)
Personal information
Affiliation	The Trolls
Allies	Each other
Enemies	Shadow, Tails, non-Trolls
Traits
Appearances
First appearance	Chapter 1, Page 1
Last appearance	Chapter 1, Page 9
Status	Dead (both)
In real life
Actual name	Unknown
First appearance	Tails Gets Trolled Chapter 1, Page 1 (2011)
Franchise	Tails Gets Trolled

“	you're gay and a retard. you look so stupid. you're a noob and youre such a retard that has no friends and you're ugly. you should fix that ugly face of yours retard	”
Butter Tits, Chapter 1, Page 1

“	hey embreaded donkey your so ugly and your friend is ugly toO	”
The Dick Taker, Chapter 1, Page 7

Butter Tits and the Dick Taker (known together as the Retard Double Feature) are the two trolls responsible for trolling Tails and kickstarting the events of the story. Butter Tits is an obese, bald troll, while his partner, The Dick Taker is a tall, lanky individual. They are shortly killed after Shadow confronts them.

History

Before trolling Tails, the pair of trolls are seen in the spin-off, the Adventures of Underbite Troll. Underbite Troll and Markus confront the two trolls after catching wind that they are spreading rumors regarding their relationship and sexuality. The two groups engage in a Troll-Off, and lose. As the fight winds down, Underbite Troll kicks Butter Tits in the groin. The two are not seen again in the story.

After much time passes, Butter Tits and Dick Taker are seen once again, hiding within a cave. They spot Tails passing by and then proceed to troll him, causing the fox to cry and run away to Sonic. Some time passes until Tails appears again, this time with Sonic. Sonic attempts to get the two trolls to apologize for what they said, but is unsuccessful. He angrily leaves once Butter Tits begins to insult Sonic's girlfriend.

Some time later, Butter Tits and the Dick Taker are seen trolling a Toad when Tails returns, now joined by Shadow and Knuckles. Shadow begins to insult the pair and manages to annoy Butter Tits with his superior insults. Shadow then quickly rushes towards the two and punches Butter Tits, knocking him to the ground, before kicking Dick Taker in the face. Dick Taker fearfully apologizes for his trolling, but Shadow does not listen, stating that "they cant troll you if there dead". He then grabs Dick Taker by the hair and slashes his throat with a knife. Shadow then moves over to Butter Tits and slices his face, killing him. The pair are then buried by Tails' group afterwards.

In Tails Gets Trolled Polished

The pair of trolls are given a more fleshed out role in Polished. Shortly after trolling Tails, they come across Koopa Mang and begin to insult him. Koopa Mang begins to cry and the pair of trolls begin to show remorse before he runs off. Moments before Tails confronts them with Shadow, the pair troll Ant Lion but are largely unsuccessful. Shadow then proceeds to insult and kill them as in the main series, though Butter Tits is briefly seen as Eggman from Shadow's viewpoint as his face is slashed.

Abilities

Butter Tits and the Dick Taker are not shown to be posses any physical abilities whatsoever. They are capable of trolling others, though somewhat ineffectively as even within The Adventures of Underbite Troll, they often reuse the same or similar insults when trolling others. They are also quickly rattled by Shadow (as well as Underbite Troll in the past) when he trolls them in return.

Personality

As trolls, Butter Tits and the Dick Taker are sadistic and enjoy making others feel horrible for their own amusement. The Dick Taker is somewhat cowardly, as shown when he attempts to apologize for trolling Tails when Shadow begins to beat them up.

In Polished, they are shown to be somewhat capable of remorse, as seen when they feel terrible for trolling Koopa Mang.

Trivia

• The pair are unnamed until the script for Tails Gets Trolled Polished was released, noting them as "Butter Tits" and "The Dick Taker".