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|{{ScriptIcons|Ch22White}} || {{ScriptIcons|Demaro}}{{ScriptIcons|Dusk Hunter}}<br><small>(Kill #: 18 / 1)</small> || Fed to Dusk Hunter || Eaten. Soul sucked in by Miladox, later released || "Help!"
| {{ScriptIcons|Ch22White}}<br>Troll
| {{ScriptIcons|Demaro}}{{ScriptIcons|Dusk Hunter}}<br>Demaro & Dusk Hunter<br><small>(Kill #: 18 / 1)</small>
| Fed to Dusk Hunter
| Eaten. Soul sucked in by Miladox, later released
| "Help!"
|-
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|{{ScriptIcons|Expert Dick Sucker}} || {{ScriptIcons|Demaro}}<br><small>(Kill #: 19)</small> || stabbed in the throat || Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. || "I suck dick... I can suck a mean dick... Please don't kill me. I'm really good at sucking dick. I'll suck your dick if you let me go.. Your big beasty dick!"<br>"Ugh.."
| {{ScriptIcons|Expert Dick Sucker}}<br>Expert Dick Sucker
| {{ScriptIcons|Demaro}}<br>Demaro<br><small>(Kill #: 19)</small>
| Stabbed in the throat
| Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.
| "I suck dick... I can suck a mean dick... Please don't kill me. I'm really good at sucking dick. I'll suck your dick if you let me go.. Your big beasty dick!"<br>"Ugh.."
|-
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|[[File:Ch22 trolls death.png|100px]]<br>Three trolls || {{ScriptIcons|Demaro}}<br><small>(Kill #: 20-22)</small> || exploded with strings || Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. || N/A
| [[File:Ch22 trolls death.png|100px]]<br>Three trolls
| {{ScriptIcons|Demaro}}<br>Demaro<br><small>(Kill #: 20-22)</small>
| Exploded with strings
| Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.
| N/A
|-
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|{{ScriptIcons|Ch22Orange}}{{ScriptIcons|Ch22Blue}} || {{ScriptIcons|Demaro}}<br><small>(Kill #: 23-24)</small> || poisoned with vines || Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. || "HOLY SHITTTT! AHHHHH"<br> "Well shit..."
| {{ScriptIcons|Ch22Orange}}{{ScriptIcons|Ch22Blue}}<br>Two Trolls
| {{ScriptIcons|Demaro}}<br>Demaro<br><small>(Kill #: 23-24)</small>
| Poisoned with vines
| Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.
| "HOLY SHITTTT! AHHHHH"<br> "Well shit..."
|-
|-
|[[File:Coyote ch22 corpses.png|100px]] || {{ScriptIcons|???}} || unknown || Kept in Coyote's book, used as human shields and destroyed || N/A
| [[File:Coyote ch22 corpses.png|100px]]<br>Two random people
| {{ScriptIcons|???}}  
| Unknown
| Kept in Coyote's book, used as human shields and destroyed
| N/A
|-
|-
|{{ScriptIcons|White Penis Man}}{{ScriptIcons|Teabagger}} || {{ScriptIcons|Demaro}}{{ScriptIcons|Coyote}}<br><small>(Kill #: 25-26 / 1-2)</small> || Thrown in front of Demaro's attack by Coyote || "Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released." || "I'm gonna miss Call of Duty most of all" -White Penis Man<br> "...I'm sure it's no surprise of what game i prefer.. Gears of War of course!" -Teabagger
| {{ScriptIcons|White Penis Man}}{{ScriptIcons|Teabagger}}<br>Sneed & Master Queef
| {{ScriptIcons|Demaro}}{{ScriptIcons|Coyote}}<br>Demaro & Coyote<br><small>(Kill #: 25-26 / 1-2)</small>
| Thrown in front of Demaro's attack by Coyote
| Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.
| "I'm gonna miss Call of Duty most of all" -Sneed<br> "...I'm sure it's no surprise of what game i prefer.. Gears of War of course!" -Master Queef
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|{{ScriptIcons|Jeff}} || {{ScriptIcons|Demaro}}<br><small>(Kill #: 27)</small> || head ripped off by a vine || Body and soul sucked in by  Miladox. Released. || "I will carry on your legacy.... My name is Jeff."
| {{ScriptIcons|Jeff}}<br>Jeff
| {{ScriptIcons|Demaro}}<br>Demaro<br><small>(Kill #: 27)</small>
| Head ripped off by a vine
| Body and soul sucked in by  Miladox. Released.
| "I will carry on your legacy.... My name is Jeff."
|-
|-
|{{ScriptIcons|Complaining troll}} || {{ScriptIcons|Demaro}}<br><small>(Kill #: 28)</small> || Bisected with Demaro/Miladox's claw || Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. || "..God damn it, why doesn't Lazerbot listen to me.. DERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!"
| {{ScriptIcons|Complaining troll}}<br>(You)
| {{ScriptIcons|Demaro}}<br>Demaro<br><small>(Kill #: 28)</small>
| Bisected with Demaro/Miladox's claw
| Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.  
| "..God damn it, why doesn't Lazerbot listen to me.. DERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!"
|-
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|{{ScriptIcons|Patreon troll}} || {{ScriptIcons|Demaro}}<br><small>(Kill #: 29)</small> || Neck broken with a kick || Body and soul sucked in by  Miladox. Released. || "Man! You've laid me out like I was Ronda Rousey.. Bam, K.O! There goes my fighting career.."
| {{ScriptIcons|Patreon troll}}<br>Patreoll
| {{ScriptIcons|Demaro}}<br>Demaro<br><small>(Kill #: 29)</small>
| Neck broken with a kick  
| Body and soul sucked in by  Miladox. Released.  
| "Man! You've laid me out like I was Ronda Rousey.. Bam, K.O! There goes my fighting career.."
|-
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|{{ScriptIcons|Grapeface}} || {{ScriptIcons|Demaro}}<br><small>(Kill #: 30)</small> || Back slashed with his claw || Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. || "...I'm ready, take me... Lord Shrek, take me home...... Shrek..."
| {{ScriptIcons|Grapeface}}<br>Grapeface
| {{ScriptIcons|Demaro}}<br>Demaro<br><small>(Kill #: 30)</small>  
| Back slashed with his claw
| Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released.
| "...I'm ready, take me... Lord Shrek, take me home...... Shrek..."
|}
|}
*Deaths thus far: 184 (15 this chapter)
*Deaths thus far: 184 (15 this chapter)

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This page lists out all deaths that take place in Tails Gets Trolled.


Notes

  • Last words are taken chronologically.
  • Kills made by the Christians are counted as kills made by the group as a whole for this chart unless the two appearing in Chapter 9 are given specific identities later down the road
  • The dead bodies in Cheeto Man's pipeline are counted as The Defenders' kills as it's unknown if Cheeto Man killed them personally or if he just ordered his subordinates to do it for him.
  • Kills made by a Neutral's puppets are counted as a kill by the user with the exception of Miladox.
  • The tables list out visible on-screen deaths including deaths mentioned by other characters (such as Porkchop or the Donald family hitman). Characters that are presumed dead are avoided when possible, though some are still listed such as Sillous if there is a reasonable way to assume that they have passed. Some characters (such as Troll King and the village of Alferd, Shadow and the villagers in Chapter 11) are assumed to have higher kill counts but only their on-screen deaths are totaled here.

To-do

  • Verify number of corpses in Cheeto Man's pipe
  • Verify number of people in the city of alferd
  • Verify number of experiments eggman performed

Chapter 1

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

Dick Taker

Shadow
(Kill #: 1)
Throat slit Buried by Knuckles, Shadow, and Tails "ah..... i was just joking about what i said about you and your freind before"

Butter Tits

Shadow
(Kill #: 2)
Stabbed and cut Buried by Knuckles, Shadow, and Tails "im sorry i wont troll again i promise"

Kei-so

Sonic
(Kill #: 1)
Kicked in half ??? "where he go?"

Toke '

Sonic
(Kill #: 2)
Head punched through ??? "nooooo!! why did you kill him? i love him"

Brandon

Shadow
(Kill #: 3)
Stabbed offscreen ??? "shes a bitch that fucks all the fags in town. because that bitch of yours has a dick"

PussySlayer9000

Luigi
(Kill #: 1)
Head crushed underfoot ??? "yea what the fuck are you anyways? you dam abomination. lol hes got a big mouth. i bet hes good at. you know sucking"

Austin

Mario
(Kill #: 1)
Crushed by hammer ??? "your one fat looking fat guy"
  • Deaths thus far: 7 (7 this chapter)

Chapter 2

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

Tooth D. Cay

Bowser
(Kill #: 1)
Burned to death ??? "ummm we didn't mean anything with our insults"

Concave Headed Mother Fucker

Bowser
(Kill #: 2)
Head crushed with hand ??? "im so so so sorry if you let me live ill suck your dick"
  • Deaths thus far: 9 (2 this chapter)

Chapter 3

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

Daffy

Shadow
(Kill #: 4)
Shot in the head Taken by Elmer "hey bugs"

Bugs

Shadow
(Kill #: 5)
Multiple headshots Taken by Elmer "NO!!!!!"

Eggman

Sonic
(Kill #: 3)
Stabbed through back Taken by trolls, then taken by Elmer "whats the 2nd thing?"

Oxsist

Troll King
(Kill #: 1)
Stabbed in chest offscreen ??? "listen we all have to deal with our wrong choices in life. and i will make up for mine by getting the city back"
  • Deaths thus far: 13 (4 this chapter)

Notes

  • It can be presumed that Troll King killed a larger number of villagers from Oxsist's village when they attempted to take back the city

Chapter 4

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

Cream

Luigi
(Kill #: 2)
Burned to death ??? "ahhhhh arm... i think it might be broke"

Espio

Luigi
(Kill #: 3)
Head crushed by hammer ??? "nooo!!!!!"

Emerl

Troll King
(Kill #: 2)
Bisected with spear Reverse engineered chest taken by Luigi arm given to Troll King "oh shit.... well im dead"

Sonic

Troll King
(Kill #: 3)
Beheaded in bare hand Taken by Troll Face and used as a sex doll, then taken by Coyote "look out!!!!"
  • Deaths thus far: 17 (4 this chapter)

Chapter 5

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

Luigi

Troll King
(Kill #: 4)
Brain turned off, then raped to death by Troll Face offscreen Taken by Troll Face, thouroughly raped, then taken by Fudd "NOOO! im gonna kill you, i will kill all of you with this star!!!!"
Porkchop The Trolls
(Kill #: 1)
Gangbanged to death ??? N/A

Sillous

Troll King
(Kill #: 5)
Unknown ??? "alright"

William

The Man in the Ice
(Kill #: 1)
Slashed by sword ??? "run!!!"
  • Deaths thus far: 21 (4 this chapter)

Notes

  • Sillous is assumed to have died alongside Oxsist in their attempt to take back Alferd

Chapter 6

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

Two trolls

Rob
(Kill #: 1 & 2)
Burned to death Scorched N/A

Troll

Elmer Fudd
(Kill #: 1)
Head shot off ??? N/A

The Man in the Ice
Unknown Unknown Preserved in ice by Troll King, bisected later by Coyote "sir i killed him"

Teemo

Knuckles
(Kill #: 1)
Shot out of cannon Revived "wait how is this gonna work if knuckle's doesn't even know where the trolls are?"
  • Deaths thus far: 26 (5 this chapter)

Chapter 7

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

Bleach

Mario
(Kill #: 2)
Head bashed and burned Cremated "what?"

Kario

Mario
(Kill #: 3)
Head bashed with bat Cremated "i come from a group that is called the troll's the saying trolls be trollin is from there"
  • Deaths thus far: 28 (2 this chapter)

Chapter 8

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue
Snoopy The Trolls
(Kill #: 2)
Gangbanged to death ??? N/A

Markus

Jacko
(Kill #: 1)
Shot in the head ??? "i dont even know whats going on?"

Underbite Troll

Chinese John
(Kill #: 1)
Beheaded "Alive" in The Underworld "no!!!"

Chinese John

Elmer Fudd
(Kill #: 2)
Head shot off ??? "noooooooooooooooo!!!"
The Joker
Batman
(Kill #: 1)
Unknown, offscreen ??? N/A
Batman's Parents Alfred's goons
(Kill #: 1 & 2)
Shot offscreen ??? N/A
Alfred
Batman
(Kill #: 2)
Unknown, offscreen ??? (Telling batman he was in a group called the trolls)
Tweety Bird
(Kill #: 1)
Unknown, offscreen Kept as a puppet, crushed by a troll N/A
  • Deaths thus far: 37 (9 this chapter)

Chapter 9

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

Bob
Failed the blood trial Became Kelic's puppet "what are you people blabbing about?"

John
Failed the blood trial Became Kelic's puppet "only he can past judgement on all our souls. there is no other god,"

Keven
Failed the blood trial Became Kelic's puppet "when are we gonna start the ritual? what the gently cares is with that?"

October
Failed the blood trial Became Kelic's puppet "our shollow souls will see judgement"

Bill
Failed the blood trial Became Kelic's puppet "our fates are in his hands"

Jarry

Tom
(Kill #: 1)
Fed poisonous milk Became Tom's puppet "ughhhhhhhhhh"

Pastor Henrey
Unknown, offscreen Briefly used by Porky, became Kelic's puppet N/A

Hamy & Pepperon Pig
Christians
(Kill #: 1 & 2)
Dismembered offscreen Cooked into bacon N/A

Petunia

Father Bartholomew
(Kill #: 3)
Shot through head Body taken by Satanists, then taken back by Sylvester "can you hold him real quick he needs to be changed"

Porky Jr.

Father Bartholomew
(Kill #: 4)
Shot through head Body taken by Satanists, then taken back by Sylvester N/A

Porky

Porky
(Kill #: 1)
Suicide by hanging Body taken by Satanists, then taken back by Sylvester "sure, hey little guy i missed you so much"

Bjorn
Christians
(Kill #: 5)
Unknown, offscreen Became Kelic's puppet "we can't let you kill them"

Lettuce Head
Christians
(Kill #: 6)
Unknown, offscreen Became Kelic's puppet "satan is the only lord and he doesn't favor christians so die!!"

Father Bartholomew
Satanists
(Kill #: 1)
unknown, offscreen Became Kelic's puppet "this is for GOD!!!"

Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan
Satanists
(Kill #: 2)
unknown, offscreen Became Kelic's puppet "satanist, well then if you plan to get in our way we shall smite you in the name of the lord."
  • Deaths thus far: 53 (16 this chapter)

Chapter 10

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

Kelic

Demaro
(Kill #: 1)
Arms broken, then torn in two in bare hand by Addy Taken by Demaro, then taken by Coyote "damnit you sent your monster to break my arms so i couldn't fight back"
  • Deaths thus far: 54 (1 this chapter)

Chapter 11

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

~13 villagers

Shadow
(Kill #: 6-18)
Blasted to oblivion Disintegrated "what is that in the sky?" (Little Timmy)
"huh?" (red shirted man)
Trolls
Vivian
(Kill #: ?)
Unknown Unknown N/A
Trolls / Cheeto Man's captors The Defenders
(Kill #: ?)
Unknown Unknown N/A
Donald Family Hitman
Troll Face
(Kill #: 1)
Raped then killed by unknown means Presumably kept as a sex toy N/A

Rosie ODonald
The Trolls
(Kill #: 3)
Forced to watch Twilight, hitting critical levels of retardedness ??? Ahhhhherrrrr... Pleaaasee... Pleaaase give me morrrrrrreeeee!!!...
  • Deaths thus far: 69 (15 this chapter)

Notes

  • 7 villagers shown at first plus one extra counting the pregnant woman's unborn child totaling 8, then 5 later on. The count might be 14 depending on if the final skeleton is considered to be different from one of the 5 present. For the count it is assumed that there are 13 villagers present.
  • Cheeto Man mentions to Tails that The Defenders saved him from captivity from The Trolls and slaughtered the captors. It is unknown how many trolls were slain as well as whether or not the story is accurate to begin with at this point.

Chapter 12

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

Android Garry

Demaro
(Kill #: -)
Trapped in sphere, then crushed Obliterated "this can't hold me forever"
  • Deaths thus far: 69 (0 this chapter)

Notes

  • Garry's android is by technicality an extension of himself and not its own being, so it is not counted as an actual death, but it is listed here just to note it.

Chapter 13

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

Garry

Miladox
(Kill #: 1)
Inadvertantly taken into Miladox's world, torn to pieces Soul sucked out, freed by Coyote later "GOOOOOOSG YOU PEICE OF SHIT HAAASDAD YOU FUCKUU ASS HOLE!! YOU FUCKING DICK AHHH HOGOGO ITS HURTS SO MUCH!!... ahhh holy fuck, this fucking hurts"

Troll

Silver
(Kill #: 1)
Cage dropped Blown into bits N/A

Ernie
Unknown Became Sylvester's puppet N/A

Foghorn Leghorn
Unknown Became Sylvester's puppet N/A

Big Bird
Unknown Became Sylvester's puppet N/A

Penguins of Madagascar: Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private.
Unknown Became Sylvester's puppet N/A

Hector
Unknown Became Tom's puppet N/A

Spike (T&J) & Tyke
Unknown Became Tom's puppet N/A

Spike (LT) & Chester
Unknown Became Tom's puppet N/A

Granny

Tom
(Kill #: 2)
Killed to spite Sylvester Became Tom's puppet N/A

~7 caged trolls

Silver
(Kill #: 2-8)
Stabbed with a spear ??? "AHHHHH!! Help ME!" (Nathen Fredrick Tailor "NFT")

Orompolisteranicumdumporistalinocopoliosis

Tom
(Kill #: 3)
Crushed with Spike ??? "ahahahahah the same thing happened to me"

xX_ShadowGamer_Xx

Sylvester
(Kill #: 2)
Crushed with Big Bird ??? "oh shitty balls"
  • Deaths thus far: 93 (24 this chapter)

Chapter 14

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

Troll

Tom
(Kill #: 4)
Eaten by his dogs ??? N/A

Troll

Rom
(Kill #: 5)
Neck broken by Granny ??? N/A

Hacker Troll

Sylvester
(Kill #: 3)
Killed by Ernie the Chicken ??? "NO I DON'T WANNA DIE I'M A VIRGIN! HHHHAHHAHAHAH!"
12 Mentioned Trolls
Sylvester
(Kill #: 4-15)
Offscreen. Sylvester says he has killed 14 trolls, adding 12 offscreen deaths ??? N/A
2 Mentioned Trolls
Tom
(Kill #: 6-7)
Offscreen. Sylvester says Tom has killed 5 trolls, adding 2 offscreen deaths ??? N/A

Hump in the fuck

Tom
(Kill #: 8)
Neck broken by Granny ??? "i don't know what i stepped on but it was kind of nasty yeah yeah, i follow the beat with my meat, i got so much swag"

Chip

Silver
(Kill #: 9)
Stabbed with a spear ??? "please don't kill me, i have a pet turtle at home that needs me, please i will blow you if i have to. aahhhhhhhhh

Road Runner

Shadow
(Kill #: 19)
Shot in the head Became Coyote's puppet, then destroyed by Troll Face "Beep Beep! Beep Beep!"

Rigor Mortpiss

Elmer Fudd & Luigi
(Kill #: 3)
Burned to death using Luigi's corpse ??? "what the hell!!"

Trolls in the morgue

Elmer Fudd & Luigi
(Kill #: 4 & 5)
Burned to death using Luigi's corpse ??? ".....oh my god! shit" (Vinny the Piss)
  • Deaths thus far: 115 (22 this chapter)

Chapter 15

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

Sylvester

Troll Face
(Kill #: 2)
Had sylvester take a bullet for tom and shot the former as a result. Retrieved by silver "Because I consider you family and I would do anything for family, all that stuff I said and did was just to give you something to better your self with, if I was always your rival then you would always try to surpass me. I hhhhhhh I've always respected you tom... i.....hhhHHHH......f..ahhhhhh.."
  • Deaths thus far: 116 (1 this chapter)

Chapter 16

No deaths.

Chapter 17

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

Bluebert

Troll King
(Kill #: 5)
Head popped open ??? "It's not like he tore off your arm like Luigi lol. Shadow hasn't done anything to you, he's just a fucking noob."

Slick Pete

Slick Pete
(Kill #: 1)
Overdosed on sleeping pills ??? "Hey man, i heard you can get really high off of sleeping pills. And what will make us cooler then the other kids? We will swallow a whole bottles worth of it."

Doug Walken

Doug Walken
(Kill #: 1)
Overdosed on sleeping pulls ??? "Yeah man, even know it said for under aged kids to not do it, and to not take more then 2 pills or risk of dying. But we're gonna do it anyways, cuzz we are so cool. Hell yeeeahhh."
  • Deaths thus far: 119 (3 this chapter)

Chapter 18

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue
Jim's Prostitute Unknown Mentioned to be shot ??? N/A
  • Deaths thus far: 120 (1 this chapter)

Chapter 19

No deaths.

Chapter 20

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

Amy
The Defenders
(Kill #: 1)
Killed offscreen for having the clap Dumped in the pipeline "Knuckles, let go.."

Rouge
The Defenders
(Kill #: 2)
Killed offscreen for having the clap Dumped in the pipeline "Yeaaaahhh..."

Candy Kong
The Defenders
(Kill #: 3)
Killed offscreen for having the clap Dumped in the pipeline "I'm sure you finna enjoy it more here in a few baby."

Patty
The Defenders
(Kill #: 4)
Killed offscreen for having the clap Dumped in the pipeline "Yeah, you're right. But i'm pretty fucking happy i didn't make a move, id rather not go through the akwardness of him trying to explain why his dick didn't work hahahaa."

Jessy
The Defenders
(Kill #: 5)
killed offscreen for having the clap Dumped in the pipeline "That, was, amazing..."

A Toad
The Defenders
(Kill #: 6)
Unknown Dumped in the pipleline N/A

Birdo
The Defenders
(Kill #: 7)
Unknown Dumped in the pipeline N/A

Tyler
The Defenders
(Kill #: 8)
Unknown Dumped in the pipeline N/A

25 Pipeline corpses
The Defenders
(Kill #: 9-33)
Unknown Dumped in the pipeline N/A
  • Deaths thus far: 153 (33 this chapter)

Chapter 21

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

THE Mr. Butt Fairy

Demaro
(Kill #: 3)
Head ripped off with toxic vines Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "AHHHHHHHHHH!! WHHHHHYYY YOOUUUUUUU SOOOOOOOO MAAADD!!"

Baby Troll

Jacko
(Kill #: 2)
Head smashed by thrown bottle ??? N/A

Jolly Green Faggot
A lion
(Kill #: 1)
Head eaten Is somehow alive? "I can't seem to go any further! There seems to be a wall in my path!"

Jacko

Demaro
(Kill #: 4)
Body torn apart by spikes Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "Ohh, I love it when you make it tighter baby, harder!! OH GOD HARDER!! Fuck yeah!"

LOUD FUCK

Demaro
(Kill #: 5)
Stepped on a trap set before Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "Ohh no... ohhh noo.. I made, a mistake! Oh crud, I made a mistake. OHH FUCK!! WE MADE A FUCKING MISTAKE!!! Wha.. Ohh no, no no no.. Oh no no no NO!! Oh FUCK!! FUCK NOOO!!! AHHHHHH!!"

Varic

Demaro
(Kill #: 6)
Sliced apart after his power up Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "......Daaaaaaaang.."

Sneed

Demaro
(Kill #: 7)
Sliced apart after his power up Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "Oh!! Shitty balls on a turkey sandwich! Well you're fucked no! Don't believe me? Look! Our backup as arrived, bitch"

Whitebeard

Demaro
(Kill #: 8)
Sliced apart after his power up Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "Lol look at that bitch running, bitch. Such a bitch, bitch."

Jayce

Demaro
(Kill #: 9)
Sliced apart after his power up Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "Shouldn't we be fighting that guy over there?"

Aubrey Cat

Demaro
(Kill #: 10)
Sliced apart after his power up Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "Woah.. Why is u so faq-n mahd brrrrew?"

Goobie

Demaro
(Kill #: 11)
Hit with a ball of strings Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "We just got here, but I'm really wishing we didn't..."

Sheldon "Also wants to be MegaMan" Black

Demaro
(Kill #: 12)
Sliced in half with strings Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "What?? He shouldn't have been done move his there arm like dat. How? Huh? HOW!!?"

Four trolls

Demaro
(Kill #: 13-17)
Exploded with strings Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. N/A
  • Deaths thus far: 169 (16 this chapter)

Chapter 22

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

Troll

Demaro & Dusk Hunter
(Kill #: 18 / 1)
Fed to Dusk Hunter Eaten. Soul sucked in by Miladox, later released "Help!"

Expert Dick Sucker

Demaro
(Kill #: 19)
Stabbed in the throat Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "I suck dick... I can suck a mean dick... Please don't kill me. I'm really good at sucking dick. I'll suck your dick if you let me go.. Your big beasty dick!"
"Ugh.."

Three trolls

Demaro
(Kill #: 20-22)
Exploded with strings Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. N/A

Two Trolls

Demaro
(Kill #: 23-24)
Poisoned with vines Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "HOLY SHITTTT! AHHHHH"
"Well shit..."

Two random people
Unknown Kept in Coyote's book, used as human shields and destroyed N/A

Sneed & Master Queef

Demaro & Coyote
(Kill #: 25-26 / 1-2)
Thrown in front of Demaro's attack by Coyote Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "I'm gonna miss Call of Duty most of all" -Sneed
"...I'm sure it's no surprise of what game i prefer.. Gears of War of course!" -Master Queef

Jeff

Demaro
(Kill #: 27)
Head ripped off by a vine Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "I will carry on your legacy.... My name is Jeff."

(You)

Demaro
(Kill #: 28)
Bisected with Demaro/Miladox's claw Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "..God damn it, why doesn't Lazerbot listen to me.. DERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!"

Patreoll

Demaro
(Kill #: 29)
Neck broken with a kick Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "Man! You've laid me out like I was Ronda Rousey.. Bam, K.O! There goes my fighting career.."

Grapeface

Demaro
(Kill #: 30)
Back slashed with his claw Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "...I'm ready, take me... Lord Shrek, take me home...... Shrek..."
  • Deaths thus far: 184 (15 this chapter)

Chapter 23

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

(Kill #: 2)
Slashed to death Soul eaten, later released. "..What the eff man.. Where the doggy guy at?"

(Kill #: 3-5)
Slashed to death Souls eaten, later released "HOLY SHIT!"

A Goomba

(Kill #: 6)
Slashed to death Soul eaten, later released. "Oh hell no"
  • Deaths thus far: 188 (4 this chapter)

Chapter 24

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue
"A lot of people"
(Kill #: ??)
Claimed by Hulk to be slaiyed ??? ???

(Kill #: 6)
Jaw broken, thrown at tree Left in the jungle ....Ahhhhhhh!!!...
A lizard
(Kill #: 1)
crushed to death ??? N/A

(Kill #: 6)
"Burned to death with Luigi's fire" ??? "Let, the fuck, go of me! You damn Denisovan! ...Shit!"

(Kill #: 1)
Struck by demonic energy ??? "...We will meet again, in the afterlife... My Brother..."
??? unknown put in morgue taken by Coyote N/A

(Kill #: 4)
Slammed through fortress roof "Alive" in The Underworld ..What the fuck is happening!?

(Kill #: 5)
Burned to death with Magma Garry's corpse in rage Revived later "Garry, what's going on out there? ...Wait!! Garry, no!!"

Captured specimen

(Kill #: 1)
Experimented on Placed into "Unviable Objects" storage N/A

(Kill #: 2)
Experimented on ??? N/A

(Kill #: 6)
"Bomb inside body pierced with string lance and detonated" ??? AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!..
  • Deaths thus far: 199 (11 this chapter)

Notes

  • Previously did not count Hindo as a death until it was later confirmed in Chapter 25 that Coyote's attack had killed him and sent him to Hell

Chapter 25

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

Patrick

Saralite
(Kill #: 1)
Restrained and impaled through chest with spirit strings At Hollow's End SPONGEBOB!! DON'T LET HER DO THIS!
Arthur's friends and family (excluding Pal) Troll Face's Group
(Kill #: 8)
Raped and killed Unknown ....I don't know who you are but back off!!.. (David)
..Guys, i have a really bad feeling.... (Binky)

Pal

Troll Face
(Kill # 3)
Raped and killed Unknown ..........?

Boyfriend

Hulk
(Kill #: 1)
Head crushed by boulder Unknown Hey shithead! Beep boop, suck my dick, asshole!

Sister Fister

Minion
(Kill #: 1)
Shot by crossbow Left in burning church ..The Lord has given me the strength to stand strong against evil men, and the groundless threats that come from them! ..You must be held accountable for your wicked ways, and your wrong doings. Your soul will be judged by God, to be condemmed back to hell from which you came, demon!..

Al Sex

Minion
(Kill #: 2)
Slashed by skeleton Left in burning church ...You wretched servant of Satan! I will have justice for the murders of Sister Fister and my brother Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol-

-'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan!!


Mrs No Kisses

Minion
(Kill #: 3)
Shot by crossbow Left in burning church Betrayal of the Church!! You both are exiled!!

Vinny the Piss

Brogan
(Kill #: 1)
Head crushed by bat Left in burning church ....I'll find you, Maggie!..

Brian Damage

Sinu
(Kill #: 1)
Raised into air and crushed by Sinu's powers Left in burning church ..Ok!... Ok!!... We've received your message, loud and clear!... Now, please leave our Church!... There need be no more killing this night!..

Bob of Booey

Minion
(Kill #: 4)
Shot by crossbow Left in burning church N/A

Radiant Tanner

Either Chris Chin or Evangeline
(Kill #: ??)
Struck with molotov, burned to death Left in burning church ...Lord, please have mercy on our souls!......AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!..

Perky Jackson

Tom
(Kill #: 9)
Head blasted off with shotgun Left in Cocoa Jungle Ahhh .... Holy shit... fucking shit balls...

Jasper

Tom
(Kill #: 10)
Blasted by shotgun Left in Cocoa Jungle First my nose? Now my life? What more are you gonna take from me?
Attacking Hell Hound
Pori
(Kill #: 1)
Cleaved Evaporated N/A

Kryzeal

Pori
(Kill #: 2)
Cleaved Evaporated Lend me your power, Lord Satan!!

Hogwart
Hell Hounds
(Kill #: 1)
Spine ripped out Left in Cocoa Jungle Watch out!! Behind you!!

Tom
Hell Hounds
(Kill #: 2)
Decapitated Left in Cocoa Jungle Guys!! Escape while I hold him down! You have to make things right! End this fucking curse!

Death count: 223 (24 this chapter)

Chapter 26

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue

Troll 3

Spongebob
(Kill #: 1)
Shot in the face with a shuriken ??? That was some magician magic trick shit. Like, that dude flashed into some grass. Like woah.

Troll 2

Male driver
(Kill #: 1)
Hit by a car ??? What the fuck!!! He's dead!! Ahhhhh!!

Troll 1

Spongebob
(Kill #: 2)
Slashed in half with a katana ??? I don't know who that is!! this is not fair..it's unjustified..

At least 12 trolls

The Troll Slaiyers
(Kill #: 1-12)
Brutally murdered and tortured Left rotting in the jungle N/A

At least 7 trolls

The Troll Slaiyers
(Kill #: 13-19)
Brutally murdered and tortured Left rotting in the jungle N/A

Two toads

Mario
(Kill #: 4-5)
Stabbed with their own spears ??? N/A

Wanda Bread

Hulk
(Kill #: 2)
Head smashed with bare hands ??? Yes!! Yes!! YES!!
3 trolls
The Troll Slaiyers
(Kill #: 20-22)
Brutally murdered and tortured Left rotting in the jungle N/A
Rabbit
Sonic
(Kill #: 4)
Broken neck Prepared for jerky and eaten N/A
Panther
Tails
(Kill #: 1)
Blown up by rocket Body pieces left in jungle N/A

Death count: 252 (29 this chapter)

Body Counts

Character Count Notes
The Defenders 33 May be larger depending on size of the pipeline and backstory
30 Has the largest onscreen body count of all characters in the series. Potential +1 if Garry's android is counted
The Troll Slaiyers 22 May be larger depending on amount of trolls killed in the troll camps
19 Has the second largest onscreen body count of all characters in the series. May be larger depending on population of the village destroyed
15
10
9 May be larger depending on exact number of trolls captured in the cage
Troll Face's Group 8 sans Troll Face himself
Christians 6 May be larger depending on backstory
6
6
6 May be larger based on number of Dragonborn slain and half of Alferd's population that were killed
6
5
4
4
3 Counting his own kills done alive
The Trolls 3 Extremely variable, currently counts kills mentioned to have been done by them in the past
3
2 May be larger depending on number of experiments
2 May be larger depending on authenticity of his backstory as well as the exact number of his "loved ones" that he claimed to kill
2
2
2
2
2
Satanists 2 May be larger depending on backstory
1
1 May be larger depending on whether or not he had a hand in wiping out the Dragonborn
1
1
1
1 Suicide
1 Suicide
1 Suicide
1
1
1
? Dependent on number of trolls in cage (and assumes she stabbed one cage to death as Silver did one)
? Dependent on number of trolls she killed after being trolled